I’m not like an amazing swimmer but I did swim team and they explained very clearly why what we were doing was faster and it’s hilarious to see jerma bassicaly say the exact opposite
I feel like if Jerma were to do a TED talk, it would take half an hour, despite how fast he talks. He would also slip in a few inappropriately timed jokes.
My favorite Jerma joke™ was when someone donated to ask him to do a TED talk at the end of his final Boston stream, but it didn't make it onto 2ndJerma: clips.twitch.tv/GiantLuckyGrassBlargNaut
Jerma is an inspiration to me. Not only is he funny as hell but when you take the jokes away you have a guy who loves helping others. Been a fan of him for I don't know how long and even today he's as sincere and genuine as he was back then. Never change
Its worse than that. It's like trying to slice something with a bowling ball. Those actions would actually be detrimental to the process of swimming forward.
It's not an American thing. But, I can say that I've met plenty of people who can't swim. To be fair, I manage a pool, so I might not be the best source of an accurate demographics. Usually, though, when people say "they can't swim", they just mean they don't know how to do it well. On a side note, swimming is something that is just not valued in the black demographic. I don't know what it is. But, most adults who don't know how to swim are black.
Jerma is like the uncle that everyone in the family loves to hang out with. He will talk to you about life and also make you laugh. Throwing life lessons like at 11:00 onwards. He is just amazing and truly a gift.
the depression comment is pretty accurate - you have to find a way to step out ahead of your sadness and do something that will make you happy without necessarily trusting yourself. By making someone or something else happy, you 'accidentally' make yourself happy, and its a lot easier to see incentive in making others happy than in believing you're even able to make yourself happy if you're in a particularly depressed state.
Getting into Jerma is like learning about a supernatural phenomenon that dates back a hundred thousand years ago that you never knew existed until just recently.
*The Disciplined Bostonian* Jokes aside, you are one of the most honest and wonderfull people on the internet. Thank you so much for being who you are Jeremy.
10:53 onward... Jerma has a very enlightening perspective on happiness. He also exposes a his goal with the channel here. He legitimately wants to make a difference in the world by making people laugh.A beautiful goal he's fulfilled. Almost makes me wish chat was nicer to him kappa
"I speak very clearly and fluently and intelligently " 3 years pass *"AAAAAAAAAAAH- IDIDNREMEMBADACHARACTERSFUCKIN- THATCHARACTER- THATCHARACTER LIKE "WHYAMI SUPPOSETA"- WHYDA- WHAT? THAT CHARACTER, THAT CHARACTER DWYSABUTBUT..."*
Honestly, if Jerma was given the opportunity to make a sitcom he would probably end up with a great show. Hell, I’d love to see him write skits and even act on SNL.
*briefly talks about being controlled by a VR headset jerma in the other room *cuts it short because he doesn't want to spoil a joke Jerma bought a VIVE confirmed
Whoever told Jerma that "owo" means a penis must be laughing their ass off every single time he thinks it really means that. It doesn't, Jerma. It doesn't mean that at all, it's just an emoticon with wide eyes.
that bit about your 20s not being the end-all-be-all was something i really needed to hear. he's a funny guy but he's also a genuinely good human being with some good perspectives on life.
i appreciate jerma a tremendous amount. whenever i'm in a bad place and i really need cheering up i always come to these videos and jesus i always get a laugh but seeing him talking about things like this makes me admire him all the more. the fucking paragon of an entertainer no joke. holy shit.
Why is jerma the best at making people feel better? His thing on how to deal with depression is fucking Inspirational. I've been feeling extra shit recently, with depression and anxiety, and listening to jerma talk about stuff like that makes me feel at least slightly better. Thanks Jeremy. I really appreciate you.
I mean, I'm glad to see Jerma moving onto new things and whatnot, but goddamn I'd be lying if I said a part of me doesn't miss the ol' "shpee" days from time to time. There's a lot of genuine nostalgia there for me. I still go back and watch those from time to time lol
Me: thinking Jerma's going to say something really touching and poetic and meaningful Jerma: I'm going to live until I'm 145, because medicine is reversing our age
Just gonna have to retype this because for some reason my browser ripped when I hit comment the first time. Thankyou for this video jerma, I didn't expect a video that had been sitting in my firefox tabs waiting to be watched for a month would end up being as relevant to me as it was. Today I got laid off from my second job this year, and was down on myself enough I almost walked into traffic on the way home. I have had to keep telling myself for years that I have most of my life ahead of me, im turning 21 in a few days which means I am most likely only about 1/5th the way through my life. If this were a hollywood movie we would still be in needless exposition scenes and have an hour before the actual plot gets going. Thankyou Jerma, I needed that because I was really not seeing any light at the end of the tunnel.
❤ protip: If you don't already, brushing your teeth and taking a daily shower is a good step for MDD. Finding a therapist or psychologist is easier than you think. In the US there are usually state or local programs that can help you with the cost if you can't afford insurance. Look up "therapist near me", call a place and literally just ask for help with the process. They can usually tell you the best next step to take even if you won't be using their practice. It can be very hard, but connecting to a professional on a regular basis can be a rewarding accomplishment. Don't be afraid to keep looking for help if you don't like whom you've met with.
No clue if you'll see this, me and my girl of 5 months just broke up 2 days ago and it's been rough. Watching you, whom I found a few days before we broke up, has genuinely helped me laugh through it. Hearing you talk about making other people happy had really just kinda opened my mind and genuinely made me feel a little better just thinking about what I can do for others. I never thought I'd say this about any streamer/youtuber but thank you for making content. Even if I'm the only one you helped by saying that it genuinely was something that helped me, you have a wonderful day Jeremy.
Really good wisdom, bro. I'm at a point in my life where I'm realizing just how much I've taken advantage of others and it's sickening. It's amazing how the ultimate selfishness is to help others.
I think Jerma deserves so much respect for 10:54, it's amazing advice and even just hearing it made me feel better. Seriously Jerma cares about his fans and I cannot give him enough respect and thanks for it.
that little speech he gave about life and how we all have time and all that, rlly made me weirdly emotionally. he gives some rlly great advice it just feels real and i appreciate it. jerma your the best. jerma u fuckin inspire me
"I speak very clearly and fluently and *intelligently* "
"I'm gonna soil my diapa. I am a baby. I soiled my baby diapa."
what is this from
@@ThatButchBitch ua-cam.com/video/bhz2IND8Lsk/v-deo.html 5:43
"Turkey backwards, like elbow and cat sit, coming to me talking about water displacement"-jeremy 'very clearly and fluently' elbertson
@@zacattak4837 how did you know this
@@nof9395 I had been rewatching some of his older videos and remembered where it was from.
Jerma would make a good Aquaman imo. The guy is like 70% water.
Isn't everyone?
yeah, but Jerma has more
Yeah, 70% saltwater
you have the priest quote but a commissar picture it aint right
This comment is so under liked I'm convinced it violates the Geneva Convention
He's not disciplined emotional, he's awful good
258th Hi Guy Can't wait until that video is uploaded to the channel xD
But that was uploaded in like october of last year on this channel
ua-cam.com/video/vEzw4psRaB8/v-deo.html
258th Hi Guy Oh shit, really?
Guess I have a video to watch xP
He’s Big Wow
lawful AWFUL good
jerma referring to emos as "emotionals" was the most jarring thing about this
Is that not what emo means
@@A_Toaster wait, what does it mean then?
@@bappojujubes981 emotional
@@knux7468 I thought it was emotic
Hes an alien
Ah yes, 2ndJerma, where we cover the hard topics, such as “how to swim” and “why does swimming work”
Mehrfth And doing a turkey backwards elbows like cat sit
"What is swimming"
And fake haircuts.
Well why does it work
Lucky DiamondsAreForeverLOLcheeseBURGAH
7:18 "You wanna talk about water displacement?" makes Jerma sound like he's about to say something smart but instead he explains how he can't swim
I’m not like an amazing swimmer but I did swim team and they explained very clearly why what we were doing was faster and it’s hilarious to see jerma bassicaly say the exact opposite
*plays fake tf2 on phone*
HE IS THE PINNACLE OF COMEDY
Of course, its Jerma!
The god... The lord.... The MASTER... Of comedy.
oh look its jerma the arbiter of comedy
It's him... The master chief of comedy...
That was real tf2. No clue what you are talking about.
I feel like if Jerma were to do a TED talk, it would take half an hour, despite how fast he talks. He would also slip in a few inappropriately timed jokes.
Ragzignal every stream is a TED talk
We would begin by talking about financial tips then end it with aquaman and how he swims with the doggy paddle.
My favorite Jerma joke™ was when someone donated to ask him to do a TED talk at the end of his final Boston stream, but it didn't make it onto 2ndJerma: clips.twitch.tv/GiantLuckyGrassBlargNaut
@@r7898 Oh god thank you so much for sharing. why didn't that make it into the cut? it would've been a perfect ending for that shitty LA Noire stream
and its a jerma stream, so something has to go horribly wrong at some point. i vote he falls off the stage, into the audience
"Big Comedy from Small Things"
Jerma describing himself
Woah! Hey!
*It's compact, get it right, idiot.*
shred that is a dead meme. You go to prison.
TheDrmentlegen good things come in ”compact” packages
jerma trying to tell us we're swimming wrong immediately after he tells us he can't swim is the funniest set of circumstances ever
Jerma: “I don’t know what Aqua man does,” sub sound: “wait what?”
Man, that alignment chart deteriorated quickly
BROTHER IS THAT YOU
I mean that would imply it was good.
That's exactly what a ball of yarn with a bloody knife would say. Disciplined emotionals like me thought it was an ok chart.
Ball of Yarn
I guess you could say it... unraveled?
Jerma is an inspiration to me. Not only is he funny as hell but when you take the jokes away you have a guy who loves helping others.
Been a fan of him for I don't know how long and even today he's as sincere and genuine as he was back then. Never change
Thanks for not being the "been here since 10k subs" guy
Been here since 300k subs dab
do you think he reads the comments? thats cute
@@chillmanmax think you’re clever? Hilarious
@@GreenEyedDazzler do you think this PSYCHO is going to actually going to acknowledge his "fans"???
The way he describes swimming would be like choosing between a thousand little cuts and one big ass slice to kill something.
Its worse than that. It's like trying to slice something with a bowling ball. Those actions would actually be detrimental to the process of swimming forward.
I can see that, but I also don't know how to swim soo......
ThePoppets how do you not know how to swim? Is that an american thing? I've never met someone irl who can't swim
It's not an American thing. But, I can say that I've met plenty of people who can't swim. To be fair, I manage a pool, so I might not be the best source of an accurate demographics. Usually, though, when people say "they can't swim", they just mean they don't know how to do it well.
On a side note, swimming is something that is just not valued in the black demographic. I don't know what it is. But, most adults who don't know how to swim are black.
That's so peculiar.
*MONEY, FAMOUS, WICKED GOOD JOB.*
the holy trinity of business school
I just turned 26 and have no idea where my life is going. It's really inspiring that someone as prolific as Jerma was in the same boat at my age.
I’d let Jerma displace my water
Oh my!
That would hurt very much. Especially with the way he swims...
Jay Aitch that takes about nine months to make happen but ok
Jerma is a talented emo who would never let his hair get in the way of his height
Brian D Perhaps that stems from the burden he hairs...
Brian D
That's one old meme you have as an avatar
This makes absolutely zero sense good job
Your meme is partially illegal!
@@TheDisarminghinkle
3 years later still running
This turn to haha dumb streamer.
To serious existential streamer.
Back to goofy man.
The Master of Comedy.
Jerma is like the uncle that everyone in the family loves to hang out with. He will talk to you about life and also make you laugh.
Throwing life lessons like at 11:00 onwards. He is just amazing and truly a gift.
And the Germans were, all along...
Yep, you guessed it.
Frank Stallone.
Damn that “dark place” talk really got to me.
Theoretical Elk yeah , it was great
Jerma is honestly such a nice guy
am 20 can relate
am 18 scared of 20. advice helped.
Shut the fuck up you beta
"Wouldn't you wanna go, like, go up and in like this wicked quick, like a chicken?"
-Jeremy, April 23rd, 2018
naw this video is from a few months ago
It was uploaded today.
it was Streamed a few months ago
I read this at exactly the same time he was saying it
the depression comment is pretty accurate - you have to find a way to step out ahead of your sadness and do something that will make you happy without necessarily trusting yourself. By making someone or something else happy, you 'accidentally' make yourself happy, and its a lot easier to see incentive in making others happy than in believing you're even able to make yourself happy if you're in a particularly depressed state.
Getting into Jerma is like learning about a supernatural phenomenon that dates back a hundred thousand years ago that you never knew existed until just recently.
Him forgetting the password was funnier than the actual joke
3:08 let’s decipher this. I’m convinced when he yelled chef he was thinking about Gordon Ramsey. As like lawful evil
*The Disciplined Bostonian*
Jokes aside, you are one of the most honest and wonderfull people on the internet. Thank you so much for being who you are Jeremy.
FarKrits awww
Severely doubt he reads these comments lol
Whether he reads the comments or not I appreciate the comment, thanks internet person you made me feel good.
10:53 onward... Jerma has a very enlightening perspective on happiness. He also exposes a his goal with the channel here. He legitimately wants to make a difference in the world by making people laugh.A beautiful goal he's fulfilled. Almost makes me wish chat was nicer to him kappa
same he just wants to make people laugh, not be good at video games
@@BananaPhoPhilly he's doing well at ONE of those things
"I speak very clearly and fluently and intelligently "
3 years pass
*"AAAAAAAAAAAH- IDIDNREMEMBADACHARACTERSFUCKIN- THATCHARACTER- THATCHARACTER LIKE "WHYAMI SUPPOSETA"- WHYDA- WHAT? THAT CHARACTER, THAT CHARACTER DWYSABUTBUT..."*
"I don't know what Aquaman does"
"Wait, what?!"
OH MY GOD TF2 ON A PHONE!
What's next? FORTNITE ON A PHONE?
This would maybe be a funny joke if fortnite wasn't on phones already.
you can actually get tf2 on a phone by streaming it from a desktop
Venomy hey dummy that's kind of the fucking joke
Smiley the Smile PUBG ON THE PHONE?!
Fortnite already exists on mobile
“I don’t know what Aquaman does.”
“Wait... WHAT?!”
I swear that sub sound always has perfect timing
I like hearing Jerma talk more serious, some of the things he said actually kinda helped me out
Is it bad that true neutral not being in the middle was more of a problem with the chart to me than the ball of yarn.
Bronzewarrior that was the best part
yes, seek help
Bronzewarrior such a chef
Such a disciplined emotional.
No I was thinking the same thing
I love that he has acoustic foam setup, yet still has loads of noticeable room sound/reverb
Well, that's what happens when has the same consistency on your walls as a Rorschach test.
10:53 to 15:26 was genuinely awesome and I really needed to hear it, I think a lot of people do. I know I lte to this video, but thanks Jeremy.
Jerma should start his own sitcom called “Always Kill The Monopoly Guy”
StickMaster500 nice
Jerma can't create a sitcom due to height restrictions
Please stop commenting on everything
You are the embodiment of UA-cam commenters
Honestly, if Jerma was given the opportunity to make a sitcom he would probably end up with a great show.
Hell, I’d love to see him write skits and even act on SNL.
10:56
Hearing Jerma say he was lost at sea bettween 18 and 27 is really kinda comforting
*briefly talks about being controlled by a VR headset jerma in the other room
*cuts it short because he doesn't want to spoil a joke
Jerma bought a VIVE confirmed
Burlap Jesus the joke was about star wars.
nonsense
Is this is the guy that played a game ON STREAM?
You got the wrong guy. This is the guy that BEAT a game on stream.
I beat my girlfriend on stream
I beat my wife and children on stream
Kenny alright
@@kennyyy4L kenny swated live ON STREAM
Whoever told Jerma that "owo" means a penis must be laughing their ass off every single time he thinks it really means that. It doesn't, Jerma. It doesn't mean that at all, it's just an emoticon with wide eyes.
that bit about your 20s not being the end-all-be-all was something i really needed to hear. he's a funny guy but he's also a genuinely good human being with some good perspectives on life.
i appreciate jerma a tremendous amount. whenever i'm in a bad place and i really need cheering up i always come to these videos and jesus i always get a laugh but seeing him talking about things like this makes me admire him all the more.
the fucking paragon of an entertainer no joke. holy shit.
>currently 21
>currently lost at sea
maybe one day I too shall become emo aquaman
We're gonna make it
Honestly I needed to hear that bit about 20s not being the end.
That "wait what" after the aquaman confession was flawless.
Jerma's LinkedIn Resume: I can do this *Flexes* and stand well
my man goes from eating plastic to a wholesome and insightful talk about how to deal with depressive episodes
I think I've found my favourite streamer
Jerma talking about helping other people honestly made me smile. No matter what sort of character he portrays, at his heart, he's a good person.
8:35 I started fucking crying as I watching Aquaman waddle across the water followed by “that’s how you swim correctly.”
10:42 Fun fact jerma did eat the cup! He just has a hole in his neck.
Why is jerma the best at making people feel better? His thing on how to deal with depression is fucking Inspirational. I've been feeling extra shit recently, with depression and anxiety, and listening to jerma talk about stuff like that makes me feel at least slightly better. Thanks Jeremy. I really appreciate you.
that depression talk you did was actually really helpful and i was not expecting that from you lol
This is literally a video of a man slowly loosing his sanity over a period of 23 minutes
Thats every jerma video
I turned 19 yesterday and jerma you made me feel better with time
Short
GAAAAAYY
I mean, I'm glad to see Jerma moving onto new things and whatnot, but goddamn I'd be lying if I said a part of me doesn't miss the ol' "shpee" days from time to time. There's a lot of genuine nostalgia there for me. I still go back and watch those from time to time lol
I feel sad when chat bullies Jerma :(
Good profile picture
Thats what they're there for
don't
That was a really heartfelt moment from Jerma. Damn, didnt think Jerma would make me feel inspired.
that real-talk in the middle there made me feel really nice. thats a good take. thank you, man. a lot of us probably needed to hear that.
Me: thinking Jerma's going to say something really touching and poetic and meaningful
Jerma: I'm going to live until I'm 145, because medicine is reversing our age
You actually can which is really cool
5:08
"I don't know what aquaman does"
"WAIT, WHAT?!"
Damm 32 years old and so good physical condition
*42
*72
*145
*985
seriously how old is he
I'm gonna need a full-size picture of that Jermy Seinfeld thumbnail there.
♀¨•♠ö║í±☻~ for uhh... personal reasons..
Jerma isn’t full-size. Sorry.
At first I read "I'm gonna need a full-seizure "
I can't believe Aquaman is 5'1.
Awwww Jerma's so sweet when he talks about happiness
This was so wholesome
That oddly inspiring and touching speech in the middle was genuinely really helpful, thanks jerm
Just gonna have to retype this because for some reason my browser ripped when I hit comment the first time. Thankyou for this video jerma, I didn't expect a video that had been sitting in my firefox tabs waiting to be watched for a month would end up being as relevant to me as it was. Today I got laid off from my second job this year, and was down on myself enough I almost walked into traffic on the way home. I have had to keep telling myself for years that I have most of my life ahead of me, im turning 21 in a few days which means I am most likely only about 1/5th the way through my life. If this were a hollywood movie we would still be in needless exposition scenes and have an hour before the actual plot gets going. Thankyou Jerma, I needed that because I was really not seeing any light at the end of the tunnel.
Hey man, how you holding up?
Aquaman is like Dr Dolittle but holding his breath right? - Jerma 2018
Hes the underwater Doctor Dolittle..
that speech on happiness actually really helped me, especially with finals week happening right now. I tie my happiness to much to accomplishment
Is this an aquaman that ate his mobile phone ON STREAM?!?!?!
After watching so many of Jerma's streams it somehow continuously surprises me how bizarre these are out of (what little) context (there is).
❤ protip: If you don't already, brushing your teeth and taking a daily shower is a good step for MDD. Finding a therapist or psychologist is easier than you think. In the US there are usually state or local programs that can help you with the cost if you can't afford insurance. Look up "therapist near me", call a place and literally just ask for help with the process. They can usually tell you the best next step to take even if you won't be using their practice. It can be very hard, but connecting to a professional on a regular basis can be a rewarding accomplishment. Don't be afraid to keep looking for help if you don't like whom you've met with.
15:31
'I'm all for the middle class!'
258th Hi Guy Anthony Banthony!
No clue if you'll see this, me and my girl of 5 months just broke up 2 days ago and it's been rough. Watching you, whom I found a few days before we broke up, has genuinely helped me laugh through it. Hearing you talk about making other people happy had really just kinda opened my mind and genuinely made me feel a little better just thinking about what I can do for others. I never thought I'd say this about any streamer/youtuber but thank you for making content. Even if I'm the only one you helped by saying that it genuinely was something that helped me, you have a wonderful day Jeremy.
That accomplishment rant actually got me dude thanks Jerma
This is literally my comfort video. I come to this whenever I'm feeling sad. I just wish jerma was real
I know one of you in the comments is actually Jerma pretending to be one of us!
!accuse
it could be you, it could be me! It could even b...
Basic Bacon *did you happen to kill Jerma on the way here*
I appreciate you leaving the wholesome content in this edit.
Really good wisdom, bro. I'm at a point in my life where I'm realizing just how much I've taken advantage of others and it's sickening. It's amazing how the ultimate selfishness is to help others.
I think Jerma deserves so much respect for 10:54, it's amazing advice and even just hearing it made me feel better. Seriously Jerma cares about his fans and I cannot give him enough respect and thanks for it.
Jerma's totally speaking from the heart when he says "if you can make someone else happy, do it and you'll be happier for it"
6:30
>"I've been thinking about it for years"
>" i forgot about it forever"
Jesus, how long this guy has been alive?
"Why are we playing Oil Divers?! Why are we doing this?!"
10:55 Jerma talks about purpose, getting out of a dark place, life achievements, and his personal experience with "figuring it out".
I always come back to the "dark place" talk whenever I'm down
Just helps.
that little speech he gave about life and how we all have time and all that, rlly made me weirdly emotionally. he gives some rlly great advice it just feels real and i appreciate it. jerma your the best. jerma u fuckin inspire me
19:31 That face of bewilderment
10:54 - 12:48 just a great take on happiness, thanks Jerma
only Jerma could go from joking about eating plastic to having a serious conversation about depression and happiness
Woah, they got everybody!
- The Scout
- The Heavy
- Wuh- Watch out
- Shit!!!
10:54 BibleThump
I am so blessed and lucky to have found Jerma, it's incredible.
Jerma is Aquaman of twitch streaming
Андрей Воронцов this is perfect omg
Jerma turns on the camera nad rambles for hours is my favourite genre of jerma stream
Is this the guy who ate his phone ON STREAM?
Jerma reassures you that everything will be fine (ASMR)
Fun fact: there is a Heavy Weapons Guy cameo in the film Chef.
i come back to this video every so often. big fan of this jerma energy it makes me really happy
The master of comedy should be on jermas résumé