Matt Damon Confronts Jimmy Kimmel After Emmys Loss

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  • Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
  • Following Jimmy's loss at the Emmys, he comes face to face with his nemesis Matt Damon.

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  • @TheJayair
    @TheJayair 8 років тому +4136

    This Matt And Jimmy Feud never gets old

    • @vega21
      @vega21 8 років тому +56

      Haha its nice to see Matt get him back a little for all those times Kimmel didnt have time for him on the show lol.

    • @baboom007
      @baboom007 8 років тому +12

      except for them

    • @scottk1525
      @scottk1525 8 років тому +8

      yes it does.

    • @user-ne1tb2cm4d
      @user-ne1tb2cm4d 8 років тому +12

      no it does not. youre right lol. awesome

    • @trelawnny
      @trelawnny 8 років тому +58

      Lol, Jimmy's acting is so natural along with Matt's, I was believing it for a few minutes then I was like oh it's a funny roast 😂😂😆😆

  • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
    @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 7 років тому +19792

    Jimmy and Matt have a serious acting talent keeping a straight face through these last 11 years of jokes.

    • @kuntumanurag4328
      @kuntumanurag4328 5 років тому +63

      When did they start beef

    • @bleromafia
      @bleromafia 5 років тому +436

      11 years ago kimmel started saying that they did not have time for matr but obviously they are actually best friends and have been keeping this joke up for 11 years

    • @TheTezz100
      @TheTezz100 5 років тому +30

      @@bleromafia sound's like 'dumb and dumber 2'?

    • @godlygamer911
      @godlygamer911 5 років тому +6

      @@TheTezz100 how?

    • @TheTezz100
      @TheTezz100 5 років тому +21

      @@godlygamer911
      Nm!
      Ment like stringing out a joke all these year's 😏

  • @harrisonmoon2903
    @harrisonmoon2903 8 років тому +2437

    They must have been pretty confident that he would lose in order to write this whole skit

    • @da96103
      @da96103 8 років тому +179

      If Kimmel had won, they would just scrap it. Skit probably doesn't too much effort to write since the backstory is already established.

    •  8 років тому +106

      They all know the winner before smh

    • @RepresentWV
      @RepresentWV 8 років тому +9

      For real, these people tryna save face lol. Everybody knows

    • @hellenkeller234
      @hellenkeller234 8 років тому +30

      you all are wrong. everyone knows that the envelope decides

    • @kismetau
      @kismetau 8 років тому +109

      Maybe they also wrote one just in case he won?

  • @AlexA-me9mc
    @AlexA-me9mc 5 років тому +20267

    When Jimmy will retire he'll definitely have Matt as his last guest.

    • @krishnawidardjo5777
      @krishnawidardjo5777 4 роки тому +939

      And for his sign off, he will apologize to Matt Damon for running out of time, one last time, and then they hug

    • @I3igI3ruh
      @I3igI3ruh 4 роки тому +189

      Guarantee thats how he retires, or something of that nature. Hell, he might have enough time for MD after 20+ yrs...

    • @ianpoool
      @ianpoool 4 роки тому +110

      Or when the interview would happen. Jimmy's just gonna tell Matt they ran out of time. Lol

    • @OrchidPurple420
      @OrchidPurple420 4 роки тому +12

      All the matt

    • @stevorobo692
      @stevorobo692 4 роки тому +16

      Ain't nobody got time for that

  • @phillabadboy05j26
    @phillabadboy05j26 6 років тому +14961

    Matt Damon is an excellent actor.. His timing in the skit is just perfect

    • @viksaggu9085
      @viksaggu9085 5 років тому +164

      They made Seinfeld laugh!!

    • @nobyra
      @nobyra 4 роки тому +13

      Skit?

    • @RP-kr2mg
      @RP-kr2mg 4 роки тому +3

      @@nobyra Obviously, Oliver is a perennial winner

    • @Vixsufil
      @Vixsufil 4 роки тому +19

      noby yeah they don’t actually hate each other they are just great actors

    • @kshitijtiwari1853
      @kshitijtiwari1853 4 роки тому +2

      No Doubt Bro.

  • @cantcurecancer
    @cantcurecancer 8 років тому +14509

    "there's an afterparty?"
    i know that feel, bro

    • @EvoVFX
      @EvoVFX 8 років тому +217

      Literally happened to me when I was ten the parent told everyone not to tell me

    • @abbychugden6125
      @abbychugden6125 8 років тому +132

      Shut up! That sucks. I didn't get invites to stuff, but dayum...no parent was ever that big a piece of crap. Sorry! Hold your own parties now, right???!

    • @ryleighchea6600
      @ryleighchea6600 7 років тому +214

      cantcurecancer HE SOUNDED SO CUTE WHEN HE SAID THAT

    • @thomasjadebautista4968
      @thomasjadebautista4968 7 років тому +68

      me every time, so i just like there photos online hahaha

    • @browndynamite1997
      @browndynamite1997 7 років тому +13

      Maybe you should cure cancer, then people will invite you to things

  • @sahilpanwar4124
    @sahilpanwar4124 4 роки тому +11242

    Nobody: I wonder for how long can someone keep a joke running ?
    Jimmy and Matt : Yes.

    • @antesajjas3371
      @antesajjas3371 4 роки тому +56

      These kids today dont even know how to steal joke correctly

    • @MrJtin69
      @MrJtin69 4 роки тому +14

      and yet it doesn't seem stale ether

    • @sahilpanwar4124
      @sahilpanwar4124 4 роки тому +11

      @@antesajjas3371 I didn't steal anything man. It's just a type of comment you see every now and then. It's a type. I didn't copy anybody's comment.

    • @JSSTyger
      @JSSTyger 4 роки тому +8

      Did you just combine an illogical meme with another illogical meme?

    • @sahilpanwar4124
      @sahilpanwar4124 4 роки тому +1

      @@JSSTyger and now you just threw your illogical comment into the mix. Good job !

  • @hopefireaddington8260
    @hopefireaddington8260 3 роки тому +7725

    Matt Damon is the only professional comedian who isn't a professional comedian

    • @K0m30ng
      @K0m30ng 3 роки тому +149

      Ryan Reynolds? Dwayne Johnson? or even Barack Obama? They're not professional comedian but they sure do know how to make people laugh

    • @CG-qw7sm
      @CG-qw7sm 3 роки тому +6

      @@K0m30ng ong

    • @P0lkoli
      @P0lkoli 3 роки тому +14

      Well all the comedic bits Matt Damon does are done by drama acting. So what is your point?

    • @glossolalia80
      @glossolalia80 3 роки тому +6

      @@K0m30ng agreed but also Matt

    • @templeguard1276
      @templeguard1276 3 роки тому +8

      @@K0m30ng if Obama is going to be up there what about my boy Trump 🤦🏿‍♂️

  • @EZee213
    @EZee213 8 років тому +3053

    Longest running gag ever.

    • @thehulk525
      @thehulk525 8 років тому +85

      Between this and Paul Rudd playing the same clip on Conan, there might be a competition.

    • @CartmanMorisato
      @CartmanMorisato 8 років тому +6

      I'd rather Rudd and Conan because Matt Damon and Kimmel come off as actual douches.

    • @Mr21scott
      @Mr21scott 8 років тому +1

      Pot, meet kettle.

    • @raviravinder2478
      @raviravinder2478 8 років тому

      gjaddajg. You are spot on ... except that gag kills people or at least mentally destabilises them.

    • @raviravinder2478
      @raviravinder2478 8 років тому +1

      I was referring to long-running religion... kills people and destabilises them

  • @ConnerSully
    @ConnerSully 8 років тому +31595

    This has to be the greatest running joke in history.

    • @MikkaBoii
      @MikkaBoii 6 років тому +148

      nice one, copying an already said comment

    • @felixdiedrichs2854
      @felixdiedrichs2854 6 років тому +99

      Mikka your comment now has already been said.

    • @nos5822
      @nos5822 6 років тому +18

      Felix Diedrichs maybe he said it first

    • @felixdiedrichs2854
      @felixdiedrichs2854 6 років тому +11

      NOS he said it Two weeks ago lol.

    • @nos5822
      @nos5822 6 років тому +6

      Felix Diedrichs Maybe it's a glitch in the system... matrix style.

  • @GamingFanForever
    @GamingFanForever 8 років тому +4303

    Literally one of the most if not the most hilarious encounter between Kimmel and Damon...

    • @maldbai
      @maldbai 8 років тому +6

      Yea yea very funny

    • @emz2969
      @emz2969 8 років тому +9

      Rashid Dubai My names bugs bunny.

    • @zachm2331
      @zachm2331 8 років тому +28

      Idk, I like the one where Affleck smuggles Matt on the show post Oscars. But, this was really good too.

    • @GamingFanForever
      @GamingFanForever 8 років тому +4

      +Zach M Yeah that one's one of my favourites, too.

    • @BOBBLINGPUCK
      @BOBBLINGPUCK 8 років тому +1

      doing give away on my channel for origins edition goodies and 20% off playstation gear. go check it out

  • @aarchiewaldron
    @aarchiewaldron 2 роки тому +1404

    Chris Rock at 1:27 thinking, "Damn, hosting a show looks like fun!".

    • @knarfxplayz2510
      @knarfxplayz2510 2 роки тому +41

      will he ever do it even if he does it won't be fun for him

    • @MA-ti6dg
      @MA-ti6dg 2 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @templetonpeck7949
      @templetonpeck7949 2 роки тому +44

      @@knarfxplayz2510 He WILL do it again trust me

    • @iTzYoMasterXX
      @iTzYoMasterXX 2 роки тому +44

      "Does it?" -Will Smith

    • @EvieKng
      @EvieKng 2 роки тому +16

      Chris hosted the Oscars before.

  • @ScoobySnacksRI
    @ScoobySnacksRI 8 років тому +778

    He should host the Oscars so we could see them both on stage again.

    • @Nancy-wh3ji
      @Nancy-wh3ji 8 років тому +88

      Jimmy and Matt are great together.

    • @mca4999
      @mca4999 8 років тому +1

      nah, more than 10 min of this?

    • @mariahganess1501
      @mariahganess1501 8 років тому +1

      The fact I can

    • @ScoobySnacksRI
      @ScoobySnacksRI 7 років тому +4

      I just wanna say Its confirmed he's hosting the oscars

  • @sammyrivo9839
    @sammyrivo9839 8 років тому +687

    I love how Matt Damon comes out with an apple just to make him seem more evil

    • @ecknayr
      @ecknayr 8 років тому +51

      You've never seen good will hunting ?

    • @dagonzalez1757
      @dagonzalez1757 8 років тому +22

      Ding!

  • @tjm4344
    @tjm4344 4 роки тому +3399

    When Chris Rock and jerry Seinfeld laugh at your jokes, you know that you are funny.

    • @ark9833
      @ark9833 3 роки тому +27

      Exactly

    • @ark9833
      @ark9833 3 роки тому +5

      @William Smith and you are?

    • @premeplug5810
      @premeplug5810 3 роки тому +22

      This has to be the greatest running joke in history.

    • @abnr1983
      @abnr1983 3 роки тому +27

      @@premeplug5810 I still prefer the one with Conan O'Brien and Paul Rudd, but it's a different running joke between them. It's hilarious though!

    • @memesfactory3070
      @memesfactory3070 3 роки тому +3

      @@ark9833 what did he say? the comment is not here anymore

  • @watchmen22
    @watchmen22 8 років тому +4776

    "How do you like them apples?" Jason Bourne

    • @aldol5840
      @aldol5840 8 років тому +71

      no dude that phrase is from the movie good will hunting not The Bourne series

    • @herson7171
      @herson7171 8 років тому +81

      It's a joke.

    • @scottk1525
      @scottk1525 8 років тому +2

      that's not what he said, numb nuts.

    • @InvincibleSaudi
      @InvincibleSaudi 8 років тому +20

      you must be fun at parties

    • @zamber4221
      @zamber4221 8 років тому

      sub x sub

  • @domocan6877
    @domocan6877 8 років тому +3195

    He would have easily won the Emmy but sadly their was never enough time for Matt Damon to be on the show.

    • @XxAverageJoexX
      @XxAverageJoexX 6 років тому +3

      Ant Thony true

    • @LuchoVena
      @LuchoVena 6 років тому +22

      Kimmel is tooling Jason. The only reason Kimmel gets the views is because people expect to see Damon on the show coz he is invited all the time, but leave disappointed that there wasnt any time. If Matt isnt invited, nobody goes to the show.

    • @recepgunoglu4058
      @recepgunoglu4058 5 років тому

      *there

    • @Girl-di5dg
      @Girl-di5dg 5 років тому

      Lmaoo😭😂

    • @ricardoarguelles6706
      @ricardoarguelles6706 4 роки тому +1

      HILARIOUS HAHAHHAHAHA LOVED IT!

  • @Haywood_Jablowmi420
    @Haywood_Jablowmi420 8 років тому +3967

    Jesus Christ THATS JASON BORNE

  • @cherylwhite6095
    @cherylwhite6095 3 роки тому +550

    Matt Damon deserves an oscar just for this skit only. His acting skills are impeccable.

    • @ecamp6360
      @ecamp6360 Рік тому +6

      It was on TV, so he gets an Emmy. Best fake feud in a while.

  • @Kohinoor1994
    @Kohinoor1994 8 років тому +365

    How do they manage to keep this funny after so many years of doing it? It just keeps getting better. I hope this never ends.

  • @ridalaamoumi6515
    @ridalaamoumi6515 8 років тому +496

    For those who don't get the "apples" joke, it's a reference to the 1997 movie "Good will hunting".
    😌

    • @TheFlowerRadio
      @TheFlowerRadio 8 років тому +2

      what do you mean? i watched the movie just not sure which part you are talking about

    • @tashaselud8130
      @tashaselud8130 8 років тому +1

      Cool?

    • @FrankDag
      @FrankDag 8 років тому +7

      They're not referencing that film, they're referencing the film Matt Damon wrote and starred in, and the line HE delivered on screen.

    • @MrAshiq844
      @MrAshiq844 8 років тому +3

      the harvard club scene, where he gets the number

    • @jayqualinbalakay2613
      @jayqualinbalakay2613 8 років тому +6

      no it's a reference to sarah silverman's and damon's clip "i'm fu*** matt damon" which was shown in jimmy kimmel's show.

  • @Yuena
    @Yuena 8 років тому +1093

    Omgosh they should be in a scene together more often.

    • @TheWitchOvAgnesi
      @TheWitchOvAgnesi 8 років тому +2

      Please... no.

    • @AmarthaluriSh
      @AmarthaluriSh 8 років тому +11

      hey they do matt is a regular to JK show

    • @film79
      @film79 8 років тому +3

      This is an on going bit, to be honest they've gotten kind of old.

    • @christohr9957
      @christohr9957 8 років тому

      ~ Agreed!
      They work good together!

    • @nicholasxuu
      @nicholasxuu 8 років тому +227

      Unfortunately, Jimmy keeps running out of time.

  • @OneKind671
    @OneKind671 4 роки тому +4055

    Amy Schumer there like "This is gold. I gotta remember these jokes."

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 4 роки тому +23

      and she's still comes off funnier than you.

    • @OneKind671
      @OneKind671 4 роки тому +238

      @@sillygoose635 lol I highly doubt that. Have you seen her stand up? I may not be a pro comedian but I can guarantee I'm much funnier than she is. Hell I know alot of regular people much funnier than her. Her jokes are all about making fun of herself and making sex jokes and that's all her crowd really laughs at and quite frankly those are the only jokes she can use to get a laugh from the crowd.

    • @OneKind671
      @OneKind671 4 роки тому +99

      @@sillygoose635 come on stevie. Just cause she's a famous comedian doesn't mean she's better at being funny than normal people. That's not how comedy works.

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 4 роки тому +6

      @@OneKind671 get outta here, just because you hate her doesn't make you any better, that's not how fame works.

    • @OneKind671
      @OneKind671 4 роки тому +73

      @@sillygoose635 lol stevie stevie stevie, when someone is better at doing something then someone else,it has nothing to do with fame. You obviously missed a few key lessons on life to know fame don't make you better than everybody.

  • @ChrystalWind
    @ChrystalWind 8 років тому +4296

    "tell your mom I said I like them apples"

    • @MegaCadette55
      @MegaCadette55 8 років тому +28

      what was the joke supposed to mean? I don't get it

    • @kndll_ea
      @kndll_ea 8 років тому +234

      It's a reference to good will hunting

    • @MegaCadette55
      @MegaCadette55 8 років тому +3

      Kendall Tucker okay.thanks!

    • @ratlakmin
      @ratlakmin 8 років тому +93

      Tell your sister that i like them watermelon.

    • @BlizzyFoxTF
      @BlizzyFoxTF 8 років тому +18

      knew there would be such a line when he showed up XD

  • @SammySweetsxoxo
    @SammySweetsxoxo 8 років тому +5885

    Love the Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon 'feud'!

    • @eenix
      @eenix 8 років тому +85

      Better than most WWE feud

    • @soorenayousefi7539
      @soorenayousefi7539 8 років тому +6

      hahaha

    • @c-mc
      @c-mc 6 років тому

      Getting tired of it tbh

    • @bananahotdog2783
      @bananahotdog2783 6 років тому +3

      is it actually for real?or just for the show?

    • @petewalsh764
      @petewalsh764 6 років тому +18

      It's a joke going back years. Their mates.

  • @ZRobe-xi4hv
    @ZRobe-xi4hv 8 років тому +932

    Only Matt Damon can pull off a high speed chase with the CIA and then get Jerry Seinfeld and Chris Rock to laugh that hard. Icon.

  • @toxicmalvin3055
    @toxicmalvin3055 4 роки тому +3583

    Who else got the 'I love them apples" inside joke😂😂😂

    • @saiyangoku7652
      @saiyangoku7652 4 роки тому +36

      MemeSenpai༻ I didn’t get it explain lol

    • @yourconscience456
      @yourconscience456 4 роки тому +323

      @@saiyangoku7652 In "Good Will Hunting" Matt Damon has a famous line - "Do you like apples. [Holds up girls number on a piece of paper] How do you like those apples." - where he shows up another guy after a dispute. Watch the scene for the context.

    • @nickkingd9253
      @nickkingd9253 4 роки тому +25

      Good will hunting right

    • @macmcleod1188
      @macmcleod1188 4 роки тому +142

      And they have Jimmy Kimmel fail to get the part in Good Will Hunting with an audition that uses that line. You see the reason Jimmy is mad is that he's auditioned for every movie that Matt Damon is in and Matt Damon got the part.

    • @nuclearreactor395
      @nuclearreactor395 4 роки тому +3

      Mr.WiseMan this pleases the *n u t*

  • @cinema.zipfile
    @cinema.zipfile 8 років тому +380

    "Tell your mom I like them apples." OOOOOH!!!!!!!!!

    • @พงศกรฉ่ําพึ่ง
      @พงศกรฉ่ําพึ่ง 8 років тому +2

      Please explain this joke to me. I don't get it.

    • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
      @OMGWTFLOLSMH 8 років тому +8

      Watch the damn movie.

    • @chronicillz1879
      @chronicillz1879 8 років тому +1

      its a famous line from the movie that made him a star basically, written by both ben affleck and matt damon, its the movie that made them both stars and won them an oscar in 1997...when they were nobody's

    • @chronicillz1879
      @chronicillz1879 8 років тому +1

      ***** the mom thing isnt though, he doesnt say or mention the word "mom" in the scene, it reminded me alot of the andy sandberg mark wahlberg talking to animals snl skit lol

    • @BPacheco8
      @BPacheco8 8 років тому +9

      It's a reference to the movie but a couple years back Matt did a video with Jimmy's ex girlfriend saying they were sleeping together and in it Matt said "I like these apples" and pointed at Jimmy's ex gf breasts so he was saying Jimmy's mom has noce tits basically.

  • @locoguy420
    @locoguy420 8 років тому +5884

    Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne

    • @ki-seonpeck9069
      @ki-seonpeck9069 8 років тому +68

      (Insert Jason Bourne Superbowl music)

    • @TheDreadedZero
      @TheDreadedZero 7 років тому +12

      Why does everyone keep saying that? That line is from Good Will Hunting

    • @vit7890
      @vit7890 6 років тому +47

      Jason Bourne it's Jesus Christ

    • @changwang4939
      @changwang4939 6 років тому +1

      LOL

    • @soufian0603
      @soufian0603 6 років тому +10

      Jesus Christ it's Jesus Christ

  • @VMG3001
    @VMG3001 8 років тому +670

    he should have said how were the jason bourne reviews

    • @thefilmseeker
      @thefilmseeker 8 років тому +53

      Or "Speaking of awards, how's that Oscar you didn't win earlier this year?"

    • @Zomious
      @Zomious 8 років тому +1

      Jimmy actually did point that out in his Batman v Superman skit.

    • @fhb3
      @fhb3 8 років тому +68

      Actually, that was last line of "Kimmel Vs. Damon VIII": "Good one, Jason Boring."
      And he had a throwback to the joke: "Ladies and Gentlemen, the ONLY talented Damon in Hollywood" and introduced Damon Wayans.

    • @spottercorp
      @spottercorp 8 років тому +13

      but still Jason Bourne has made a $400M at the BOX Office which is not a loss for Damon

    • @michael-mv3de
      @michael-mv3de 7 років тому +7

      It's the 5th installment and lead role in a billion plus dollar movie franchise..that's how they were.

  • @riley2235
    @riley2235 5 років тому +1915

    The best part of this is that he Matt is just casually eating an apple during all of this lol!

    • @Onlinesully
      @Onlinesully 4 роки тому +1

      Yep followed the script

    • @spatepheni
      @spatepheni 4 роки тому +28

      I was waiting for him to offer him an apple and say "how would you like them apples"

    • @liamwerner2280
      @liamwerner2280 3 роки тому +31

      In cinemasins fashion “the director said let’s have Matt Damon eat an apple, it will make him look even more like an asshole”

    • @YoungTurntNiggaCaleb
      @YoungTurntNiggaCaleb 3 роки тому +11

      He likes dem apples

    • @HauntingTheHoly
      @HauntingTheHoly 2 роки тому +1

      Oh he is? I hadn't noticed.

  • @Pip-ti9xp
    @Pip-ti9xp 8 років тому +2554

    These two are cute together haha! "Fight" like brothers

  • @joserochapinto500
    @joserochapinto500 8 років тому +373

    MATT DAMON PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODS, IF YOU ARE READING THIS: YOU GOTTA GO AND MAKE A COMEDY FILM!!

    • @danieltoma4761
      @danieltoma4761 8 років тому +18

      Last year, "The Martian" was nominated in the Comedy category for the Golden Globes.

    • @joserochapinto500
      @joserochapinto500 8 років тому

      +Daniel Toma no way!

    • @imakemisteaks
      @imakemisteaks 8 років тому +1

      yes way

    • @acarlovonsexron1994
      @acarlovonsexron1994 8 років тому +6

      You're saying you don't remember the cinematic masterpiece that was "Stuck On You" where he plays a conjoined twin with Greg Kinnear?

    • @stereoroid
      @stereoroid 8 років тому +1

      That was a comedy? Dang.

  • @Naytone
    @Naytone 8 років тому +1644

    Jason Bourne... that's Jesus Christ!

  • @jonp6434
    @jonp6434 4 роки тому +827

    Damn these 2 made me laugh so hard, they acted so natural that they made other actors and actresses laugh. 😂

    • @jonp6434
      @jonp6434 4 роки тому +7

      Jimmy forgot to say "hey that's my apple!"

    • @田艳丽
      @田艳丽 3 роки тому +1

      what's the meaning of"I had him in my pool"? thank you

    • @theresaellenbaum4842
      @theresaellenbaum4842 Рік тому +3

      @@田艳丽 he's saying he bet on him to win

  • @alexanderjbf
    @alexanderjbf 8 років тому +4209

    1:20 He made Seinfeld and Chris Rock laugh. The kid's got a future.

    • @gamingNFTs
      @gamingNFTs 8 років тому +96

      making Jerry laugh can be noteworthy...Chris on the other hand......

    • @NaughtySteyleZ
      @NaughtySteyleZ 7 років тому +248

      I think he already achieved that future lol

    • @clickerd9444
      @clickerd9444 7 років тому +191

      As a successful actor in his forties, He is not a kid and is one of the most successful actors out there...

    • @frankiedragon1185
      @frankiedragon1185 7 років тому +53

      who is kid? he is like 40 now, i didn't know you are a kid with 40 years, i mean you can behave childish but never actually be one.

    • @NICKWAPPERER117
      @NICKWAPPERER117 7 років тому +15

      Alex Jbf that joke was right up jerry's ally

  • @dogetothemoon223
    @dogetothemoon223 8 років тому +4846

    The apples were good indeed.

  • @emadwolf10
    @emadwolf10 8 років тому +4723

    Jesus Christ thats Jason Bourne

    • @lancealbon46
      @lancealbon46 8 років тому +60

      Jesus Christ knows that already :/

    • @ryanmachado6639
      @ryanmachado6639 8 років тому +1

      Matt Damon Thug Lyfe 😎😎😎🕶🕶🕶🕶💰💰💰💰💰🕶🕶🕶🕶😎😎😎🍾

    • @PostSasso
      @PostSasso 8 років тому +25

      Does Jesus Christ know he's not real either?

    • @sherifali8150
      @sherifali8150 8 років тому +33

      well ... when you die you will let u know for sure

    • @0804reba
      @0804reba 7 років тому +35

      Classic!! I love Matt!!

  • @abelsalazar2977
    @abelsalazar2977 3 роки тому +243

    "Theres an after party???" You can feel the sadness and disappointment lolol

  • @5.9_pookie
    @5.9_pookie 7 років тому +1436

    "I'll see you at the afterparty" ....There's a afterparty? Haha

    • @EricTD1995
      @EricTD1995 5 років тому +17

      Never mind.

    • @Specsy
      @Specsy 4 роки тому +3

      you wrote what he said and added a "haha" at the end.

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 4 роки тому +1

      @@Specsy yeah problem?

    • @edofluit6568
      @edofluit6568 4 роки тому +1

      @@Specsy and wtf did you write?

  • @iRedditShorts
    @iRedditShorts 8 років тому +316

    Jason Bourne disguised as Matt Damon

  • @briannacorral4118
    @briannacorral4118 8 років тому +1389

    I love this. And their feud has been fueling laughs for years. Gold. Lol

    • @buckosoft
      @buckosoft 8 років тому +13

      It *is* gold. There hasn't been a dud in the whole series. And it's amazing they've carried the gag for 11 years. I thought this one felt they'd moved on from rivalry hate to brotherly hate.

    • @c-mc
      @c-mc 6 років тому +1

      It's getting old tbh

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 2 роки тому

      Lies again? Sore Loser

    • @karynsouthwell1319
      @karynsouthwell1319 2 роки тому

      They probably are friends in real life.

  • @byronstephen2044
    @byronstephen2044 3 роки тому +86

    I can go back and watch those two through the years and it never gets old , perfect timing and delivery .LOL !

  • @moisavyy
    @moisavyy 8 років тому +121

    Jimmy Fallon is probably ACTUALLY laughing at this

    • @captlanc
      @captlanc 8 років тому +14

      If jimmy were to interview any of them about this segment, he would probably go, oh it's so great, it's so funny! You guys blah blah, At the Emmys!! It was hilarious (slaps table and laughs) I was laughing blah blah...

    • @bobbyaaassah1901
      @bobbyaaassah1901 8 років тому +45

      fallon? actually laughing?

    • @Mishy82193
      @Mishy82193 8 років тому +4

      they would have to bring a table desk onto the stage so he'd have somewhere to slap his hand down on while laughing xD!

    • @DawgyJotti
      @DawgyJotti 8 років тому +24

      Fallons laugh is faker than kim K ass lmao

    • @madalion1
      @madalion1 8 років тому +1

      ?Is he even there

  • @gillsteele
    @gillsteele 8 років тому +276

    Matt Damon awesome comedienne

    • @logandh2
      @logandh2 8 років тому +30

      Just so you know, comedienne is the female form of comedian. You just called Matt Damon a girl.

    • @anthonymiller934
      @anthonymiller934 8 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @spenser9908
      @spenser9908 8 років тому +2

      No, comedienne is french for "good as eating apples"

    • @wolverineiscool7161
      @wolverineiscool7161 8 років тому +1

      and clearly bill clay isn't a comedian

    • @spenser9908
      @spenser9908 8 років тому

      wolverineiscool I eat apples all the time, but I'm no matt damon. lol guilty

  • @TheAdnanmajor
    @TheAdnanmajor 8 років тому +164

    Matt Damon is savage AF! lol!

  • @sebastianalegria3401
    @sebastianalegria3401 3 роки тому +90

    Jimmy and Matt are one of the finest comic duos I've ever seen, honestly I adore both of them. I guess Matt has never missed a show of Jimmy in his entire life, even more at the Oscars. Who else is watching this in 2021??

  • @abpana.b.picture6457
    @abpana.b.picture6457 8 років тому +122

    Who thinks Matt and Jimmy should host the Oscars? They can joke how it's like the movie Stuck on You for them

  • @amiradrummer
    @amiradrummer 6 років тому +2805

    this is really awesome!

  • @maria_gold
    @maria_gold 8 років тому +264

    Matt... eating an apple.... i knew that line was coming!!! obvious... but still funny as heck!!! Jimmy took it like a pro though!!! Go Jimmy!!!

    •  8 років тому

      How can you knew only by he apple? LMFAO

    • @lakshp87
      @lakshp87 8 років тому +3

      From Good will hunting, also the song he & Sarah Silverman made for Jimmy.

    • @blazereviews6374
      @blazereviews6374 8 років тому +8

      how do you like them apples

    • @SomeNiceMovies
      @SomeNiceMovies 8 років тому

      Could you please give me the reference? I don't watch all Kimmel's shows, I just got stuck in this Matt Damon loop.

    • @Mixchella101
      @Mixchella101 8 років тому

      haha CHEEZ ITS CHICKEN RECIPE ON MY CHANNEL! (Sorry for the self promo)

  • @hilarioloredo4637
    @hilarioloredo4637 4 роки тому +476

    These guys are great! I watch them just to lift me up. My wife passed away last year.

    • @marisaa.tamayo
      @marisaa.tamayo 4 роки тому +38

      i'm so sorry for your loss. God bless you always. :)

    • @hilarioloredo4637
      @hilarioloredo4637 4 роки тому +6

      @@marisaa.tamayo Thank you .

    • @octuberlibra
      @octuberlibra 4 роки тому +17

      She's watching after you she's an angel

    • @sidharthrajeev5884
      @sidharthrajeev5884 4 роки тому +10

      I hope you can find peace and remain happy always❤️

    • @areebariz1639
      @areebariz1639 4 роки тому +8

      I'm so sorry for your loss. Stay strong

  • @MikkaBoii
    @MikkaBoii 6 років тому +1420

    1:26 when both seinfeld and chris rock is laughing, u know it's solid

    • @ZoePrevail
      @ZoePrevail 4 роки тому +24

      Don't forget Kate McKinnon . I think she's hilarious....

    • @kendrickkpokpor8806
      @kendrickkpokpor8806 4 роки тому +4

      My thought exactly

    • @ronniereloaded
      @ronniereloaded 3 роки тому +1

      Thanks for helping me revisit...!! Enjoyed even more.

    • @waryaawariiri1812
      @waryaawariiri1812 3 роки тому +3

      Even more talent for cracking hard "Samuel L. Jackson" at 0:32.

    • @pops9177
      @pops9177 3 роки тому +5

      @@waryaawariiri1812 that’s Laurence Fishburne. U can tell by the gap in his teeth

  • @pineapple323
    @pineapple323 8 років тому +161

    "Tell your mom I like them apples" EPIC

  • @sirken2
    @sirken2 8 років тому +4223

    all i can think of is cinema sins " eating and apple to look like more of an ass hole."

    • @thomashester2
      @thomashester2 8 років тому +169

      ding

    • @MEOWMEOWCATSCATS1010
      @MEOWMEOWCATSCATS1010 8 років тому +15

      +Thomas Hester dong

    • @VongolaBeverly
      @VongolaBeverly 8 років тому +33

      I read dat exactly how Cinema Sin would say it!

    • @misterthedarkknight
      @misterthedarkknight 8 років тому +45

      every time I see a character in a movie with an apple i tell myself that, or when the movie begins and we see the logos i tell my self " 57 seconds of Logos DING", Cinema sins is everywhere xD

    • @Stryke607
      @Stryke607 8 років тому +7

      Matt Damon might actually know about that :D

  • @russrogers3106
    @russrogers3106 2 роки тому +106

    Matt has a lot better comedic talent than I think he gets credit for. His bone dry delivery is great.

    • @K0m30ng
      @K0m30ng 10 місяців тому +4

      The Martian proved some of his best comedic skills in a movie, he's hilarious in that movie. Takes a guy with a charisma like him to be funny when you're not best at

    • @taylo7
      @taylo7 5 місяців тому

      @@K0m30ng Man, I was blown away by his comedic performance on House of Lies. He was so perfectly funny.

  • @anastasiahromanova6529
    @anastasiahromanova6529 8 років тому +1116

    Matt Damon is one fine man.

    • @justiny7384
      @justiny7384 6 років тому +6

      Anastasiah Romanova I hope you're a chick .

    • @kingmelo4323
      @kingmelo4323 6 років тому

      SHEA WO WO WOOH look at the name bruh. If shes not a chick there would be other problems.

    • @kingmelo4323
      @kingmelo4323 6 років тому

      Prince Vegeta wooooooshhhh

    • @ameliafitri
      @ameliafitri 6 років тому +1

      Damn right

  • @PandFPinky
    @PandFPinky 8 років тому +150

    His other nemesis Andy Milonakis forgot to confront him

    • @PandFPinky
      @PandFPinky 8 років тому

      gina beats I hate idiots like you

    • @PandFPinky
      @PandFPinky 8 років тому

      Barbados Bahama I am not using bots

    • @PandFPinky
      @PandFPinky 8 років тому +1

      I hate dumb trolls who spam comments with bots

    • @bobjimenez1716
      @bobjimenez1716 8 років тому +7

      +PhineasAndFerbPinky flagged for bots

  • @sanderflop
    @sanderflop 8 років тому +364

    Matt Damon watches Cinemasins

    • @darthvader538
      @darthvader538 8 років тому +21

      Jimmy Kimmel
      *DING*

    • @astragalusson
      @astragalusson 7 років тому +1

      I didn't understand this. Can you explain please? I know Cinemasins by the way, but I couldn't see the connection.

    • @astragalusson
      @astragalusson 7 років тому

      Ohh, I didn't remember that until you mention, thank you :)

    • @PrototypeFTW
      @PrototypeFTW 7 років тому

      Utku Hasan I didn't get it, please answer.

  • @fckihate69jokes
    @fckihate69jokes 2 роки тому +115

    Chris Rock must be thinking while sitting as an audience, "Man, how cool is it to host an emmy or oscars? You can joke all you want and they keep on laughing."

  • @YeahManMillionaire
    @YeahManMillionaire 8 років тому +31

    Matt and Jimmy's feud deserves a movie of its own.

  • @daviddiazv17
    @daviddiazv17 8 років тому +1802

    I really really believe they're best buds kidding around just for us with this epic feud, but in reality they'd take a bullet for each other.

    • @lesshairagain
      @lesshairagain 8 років тому +17

      what reality?

    • @RuptimusPrime
      @RuptimusPrime 8 років тому +261

      Look up the youtube video about the origin of the feud. It's kind of funny. They didn't know each other before. They became friends BECAUSE of the feud

    • @HeyiPlayMusic
      @HeyiPlayMusic 7 років тому +23

      definitely - at this point I feel like its more of a publicity stunt for whenever they're around each other. i think they are great friends and that little bit was entirely scripted.

    • @latifcela9377
      @latifcela9377 6 років тому

      David Díaz oo

    • @evan2059
      @evan2059 6 років тому +31

      David Díaz of course! It’s obviously not real and they have just been messing around for a loooong time

  • @vengateshvegetio3370
    @vengateshvegetio3370 6 років тому +432

    "There is an after party"?
    'Never mind'😂

  • @ankitojha4593
    @ankitojha4593 3 роки тому +107

    Matt: Tell your mom I like them apples.
    Dialogue was used in Good Will Hunting for which he won Oscar.
    He used that to remind Jimmy of his Oscar win when Jimmy lost his Emmy.
    That's a big burn!!

    • @laughforlife3539
      @laughforlife3539 3 роки тому

      @@mattdamon8738 we're glad to be there for you, it's been an hour. Sorry an honour

    • @lvshwl
      @lvshwl 6 місяців тому

      @@mattdamon8738haha stop this now. How can you comment as if you are real matt ? 😐

  • @radiospines
    @radiospines 8 років тому +33

    You know you're doing well when you've got Seinfeld and Chris Rock laughing.

  • @Jiovi92
    @Jiovi92 8 років тому +31

    I will never get tired of this "feud"

  • @euphoriaz870
    @euphoriaz870 8 років тому +427

    Matt looks like Leonardo DeCaprio

    • @sakuramari
      @sakuramari 8 років тому +1

      Yeah, I thought that too :)

    • @steviewonder1135
      @steviewonder1135 8 років тому +25

      Nah, he looks more like Mark Wahlberg

    • @Invinciblez18
      @Invinciblez18 8 років тому +11

      on the big promo poster for the Departed at the time i couldnt tell who was who

    • @snepsnep8700
      @snepsnep8700 8 років тому +8

      DiCaprio has a bloated pancake face. Matt Damon has alreays been hotter and better looking.

    • @user-om6cc1ft2p
      @user-om6cc1ft2p 8 років тому +1

      agreed 😆

  • @korniliosjs
    @korniliosjs Рік тому +92

    He came out there eating an apple I'm dead

  • @shonnia21
    @shonnia21 8 років тому +345

    I loved the celebrities reactions to this... Laurence Fishburne, Gina Torress, Anthony Anderson, Chris Rock and Jerry Seinfeld.

  • @smarterthanu6507
    @smarterthanu6507 Рік тому +14

    These two are so good.., you just never get tired of seeing them together. Fact is, whenever I'm watching a Matt Damon movie, I feel Jimmy is nearby ready to jump in and mix it up with Matt.

  • @malvi09jump
    @malvi09jump 8 років тому +22

    this was the best part of the Emmys and for sure it's the best running joke ever LMAO

  • @craneanderson2317
    @craneanderson2317 Рік тому +46

    It's practically impossible for another talk show host and a celebrity to put on a feud this long in the future. Just the fact they can pretend for this long deserves my total respect. What a uncanny record on tv history.

    • @K0m30ng
      @K0m30ng 8 місяців тому

      Kimmel knew that most people watches his show just for their hilarious fake feud so they have to keep on going. Whatever it is, his last guest must be Damon if he ever retires 😂

  • @johnberry2678
    @johnberry2678 8 років тому +27

    Best running gag on television, 11 years strong

  • @WiggysanWiggysan
    @WiggysanWiggysan 8 років тому +31

    *Them apples*!
    You knew it was coming & it was still funny!

  • @MichaelHolmgaard
    @MichaelHolmgaard 8 років тому +28

    I must say, Matt looks so sharp here! :o

  • @Luis-uf7jh
    @Luis-uf7jh 4 роки тому +538

    “I like them apples” LMFAO😂😂😂

    • @color.8467
      @color.8467 4 роки тому

      Explain?

    • @Luis-uf7jh
      @Luis-uf7jh 4 роки тому

      Color. Nigga tryna sound black

    • @MikadiN
      @MikadiN 4 роки тому +14

      @@color.8467 Watch Good Will Hunting

    • @h9peless
      @h9peless 4 роки тому

      NX_ HEART bruh watch his movie good will hunting and you’ll understand, I’ll give you a line, “do you like apples?”.

    • @alfonsomartin3770
      @alfonsomartin3770 4 роки тому

      @@Luis-uf7jh Thats his own line BROOOOOOOOOO

  • @sbcic2012
    @sbcic2012 4 роки тому +620

    I love Jimmy Kimmel and wanted him to win..but if he had, we wouldn’t have had this magnificent skit.

    • @Onlinesully
      @Onlinesully 4 роки тому +26

      there would have been a script prepared for either outcome. that's how it works.

    • @lorenzogarza4467
      @lorenzogarza4467 3 роки тому +7

      @@Onlinesully but it wouldn’t have been this one

    • @Onlinesully
      @Onlinesully 3 роки тому +1

      Lorenzo Garza
      indeed

    • @iTzYoMasterXX
      @iTzYoMasterXX 2 роки тому +1

      Makes you wonder if everybody knows who's gonna win ahead of the show. Because this skit was obviously planned.

    • @larrymcg421
      @larrymcg421 2 роки тому +5

      @@iTzYoMasterXX They do not know. Only the accounting firm knows. As someone else said, they had two skits planned. If Kimmel had won, it would be something where he dumps on Damon.

  • @joshm.9308
    @joshm.9308 8 років тому +23

    LOL! This was hilarious!
    Kimmel really should've just cut Damon off by saying his famous closing line of "our apologies to Matt Damon, we ran out of time"....and then cut to commercial!

  • @ivonnematamoroscastillo
    @ivonnematamoroscastillo 3 роки тому +43

    Jimmy and Matt should get an Emmy for doing this for years!

  • @Josh-zm9fz
    @Josh-zm9fz 4 роки тому +219

    “Good one Jason bourne” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @roninwolf5029
    @roninwolf5029 8 років тому +129

    Matt Damon is savage.... After how many years, atlas! He got his revenge😂👍🏼

    • @cloudtheavegner1000
      @cloudtheavegner1000 4 роки тому +1

      He got his revenge almost 7 years ago. UA-cam "Jimmy Kimmel Sucks" and you'll see what I mean.

  • @ishansaha24
    @ishansaha24 8 років тому +28

    MATT : hey Jimmy
    JIMMY : yeah?
    MATT : *Tell Your Mom I love them Apples*
    Savagery at its best

  • @landry2611
    @landry2611 4 роки тому +240

    When you make Jerry Seinfeld laugh like that, you know you've won. It's exactly his kind of humor too

    • @digitaldirt7773
      @digitaldirt7773 Рік тому +1

      To make Jerry Seinfeld and Chris Rock laugh at the same time it is special.

  • @MarklovesAngels
    @MarklovesAngels 3 роки тому +9

    That "never mind" at the end was so perfectly timed and delivered with just the right tone of needle and concern mixed.

  • @CoolbreezeFromSteam
    @CoolbreezeFromSteam 8 років тому +14

    "Let's make Jimmy happy, everyone give a big round of applause!" made me laugh lol

  • @candicecutchin6367
    @candicecutchin6367 8 років тому +31

    I love Matt. See if Jimmy wouldn't have bumped Matt from his show so much he would've won 😂😂😂

  • @ansiaaa
    @ansiaaa 3 роки тому +52

    I thought Matt was going to attach a sign with "loser" written on it on Jimmy's back when he hugged him lol

  • @makaveli7145
    @makaveli7145 4 роки тому +893

    1:44 Emilia Clarke in the background

  • @lvncr
    @lvncr 6 місяців тому +5

    I come back to this video whenever I’m feeling down. 😂😂😂

  • @maximalist5038
    @maximalist5038 Рік тому +23

    Whoever handed Matt an apple is a genius

  • @lecoindeclaire
    @lecoindeclaire 8 років тому +31

    Matt Damon for hosting Oscar 2017

  • @anishd2769
    @anishd2769 3 роки тому +45

    Ben affleck should make a movie where matt damon and jimmy kimmel are trapped in a room and have 2 days to escape

    • @osmanyousif7849
      @osmanyousif7849 3 роки тому

      But it's a Saw film and they're chained together.

  • @lindabennett611
    @lindabennett611 8 років тому +10

    It was so funny seeing Matt and Jimmy together in their pretend feud! I loved that Jimmy called Matt a Bourne Loser before Jason Bourne came out, and tonight Matt calls Jimmy a Big Loser! That was my favorite part of the Emmy's.

  • @SatanicHorse
    @SatanicHorse 8 років тому +261

    I really wanna know what the backup bit would have been if Jimmy had won.

  • @jayrob121
    @jayrob121 Рік тому +17

    I can't tell you how many times I've re-watched this segment... Still bust out laughing every time

  • @uw4ntsum342
    @uw4ntsum342 3 роки тому +19

    You know you did well when you made Chris Rock and Jerry Seinfeld laugh.

  • @burkeevers3092
    @burkeevers3092 8 років тому +305

    Hey Jimmy I want a juice Box plz

    • @Niall893
      @Niall893 8 років тому +3

      So racist it's genuinely disgusting. Learn some manners.

    • @burkeevers3092
      @burkeevers3092 8 років тому +2

      Mk Lad

    • @cioud4661
      @cioud4661 8 років тому +3

      i don't get it?

    • @majesticpotato8893
      @majesticpotato8893 8 років тому +3

      I don't get but I'm laughing cause out of no where you're like "i want a juice box"

  • @m.h.1593
    @m.h.1593 7 років тому +15

    Matt Damon is always the highlight of every award show he's in

  • @darthsader7089
    @darthsader7089 8 років тому +4

    People, not only is Jason Bourne one of the deadliest assassins he is also an expert roaster.

  • @SMALLTOWNREACTIONS
    @SMALLTOWNREACTIONS 3 роки тому +42

    I love how he's eating an apple. So nonchalant

    • @mattdamon8738
      @mattdamon8738 3 роки тому

      Hey there. I hope you’re well and safe. With this opportunity, I want to take my time to reach out to you my fan personally, It is by your love and support that I could get to such height.

  • @mirajchawda4119
    @mirajchawda4119 5 років тому +37

    2:23 the irony, when he says " if you like that subscribe to our UA-cam channel" lmao