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@@RyanLongcomedy damn Brad's led him to stress eating and putting on an unhealthy amount of weight. Or is Brad doing a weird Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy/feeder thing in order to make him a type 2 diabetic. That way when his leg goes gangrene there's some good content to farm?
'You can be a boy trapped in a girl's body, or you can be a boy trapped in his own room for the next year, choice is yours' -Ryan tzu, the art of wokeness
“I brought him into this world, and I can put him on the internet” is genius. Sadly, it’s probably why a large portion of people these days are even having children…..to use them as props.
Kids are super in right now. If you don't have them, it's actually illegal if you know what it's like to be tired or have a hard time. You can either be a child freek or an all knowledgeable human with evidence for having sex. Don't be a loser, have a kid.
I have to say that child abuse jokes are really where Danny and Ryan shine as a comic duo, like Laurel and Hardy except Hardy is forced to wear a wig while Laurel explains buttplugs.
@@beholdandfearme yo momma said I got that robotic D, other than that na I don't think so But I guess AI wouldn't be programmed to know if they're AI 🤔🤔
Years ago, I filmed my son having a meltdown over his insistence that the game, 2048, cheated him somehow. My intention was to show him how ridiculous he was behaving. It was so funny, I thought, "This is one of those clips that could go viral." So glad I never posted it.
my heart goes out to this family 😢 as a trans autistic boydevil with my own case of budweiser syndrome by proxy this hits really close to home. i hope they get the resources they need and if there is anything we can do to help please reach out ❤
@@Reichstaubenminister poor Marcus... we need to get him transitioned ASAP ! before he thinks hes a man ... id just hate for marcus ( as an ADULT) ask us "why didnt you all medically castrate me when i was 8 ? " 😢
2:46 You have accurately portrayed the dehumanization/turning us into a show instead of treating us as humans way that some parents of autistic humans act, and I appreciate how skilled you are at comedy because I am seething with righteous indignation.
in all seriousness, stuff like "do you not love the family?" is pretty common gaslighting type stuff that i think most people experience some level of. good to be aware of!
That’s not gaslighting. Gen Z has completely watered down the actual definition of the word and it’s frustrating. Not all manipulation is gaslighting. But that’s definitely manipulative
As a failed heart, knee, hip, nose, and pinky toe surgeon, I'm sure we could get little Markus in for an evaluation about how we can transition him to a life long patien... I mean affirm his inner woman!!... Dad is more than welcome to document this whole process... which I'm sure would garner LOADS of views!!! 😉💰💵
It was a fad starting in the late 1940s, representing science-fiction fandom, and is still used satirically today. This writer created it: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Nelson_(author)?wprov=sfti1 More info here: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beanie_(seamed_cap)
I have this thought so often when parents use real names and actual pictures or video of their child on the internet when they have been through something even slightly traumatic... "Yep. Let's put your story on the internet so everyone sees it and that will definitely fix everything"
Marcus is the most depressed kid in the world. Being bullied at school, receiving death threat, his mom is a communist, a feminist now his Dad is a groomer😢
@@RyanLongcomedyThe father brought Marcus’ Harry Potter books to the divorce proceedings as evidence that his mom is transphobic. It was clear what kind of influence she had on Marcus when he tried to deny his transness to the judge.
@@AT-nw6crworse than that he also brought a screenshot of all the Vtubers streaming the game “hogwarts legacy”. She didn’t even send a death threat. The judge threw the book at her
I feel like 3:17 “I brought him into this world and I can put him on the internet” is the publicly-unspoken-but-whispered-amongst-themselves motto of these “family influencer” parents. “They’re mine and I can do with them as I please, haters.”
At 5 years old I told my parents I wanted to be a snake. They took me to the surgeon and had my arms & legs removed. Now that I'm older I wonder if they did the "right thing"?
I think the after the Dad does the apology tour he can do shit documentaries, top ten lists, pet content, worst case edit for another vlogger under a pseudonym.
Every once in a while I look at what's trending and inevitably there are a few videos from channels exactly like this, with people exposing their entire life for likes, including their kids. I honestly don't know what's worse though, that they're doing it or that it's working...
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Come to Wheeling, WV???
Hard to believe Ryan isn’t woke with that nose ring
What next?🙄
YOU’RE THE MAN! Boys-4-Eva
Poor kid is stressed look at the grey in his beard 😂
His life has been tough
@@RyanLongcomedy damn Brad's led him to stress eating and putting on an unhealthy amount of weight. Or is Brad doing a weird Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy/feeder thing in order to make him a type 2 diabetic. That way when his leg goes gangrene there's some good content to farm?
@@RyanLongcomedy
😆 🤘🏼
He's just a kid no older than my son😂
Kinda looks like stimpy when he’s down bad.
"This is worse than living with my mom, and she calls me a white devil". This is gold. The best Joke I have heard from them in the last year.
I hoped his dad was normal, but he isn't too far from feminist mom.
It's a shout out to one of his older videos
'You can be a boy trapped in a girl's body, or you can be a boy trapped in his own room for the next year, choice is yours'
-Ryan tzu, the art of wokeness
Lol, this one is simply epic. Good on these guys for calling this out.
😂😂
I literally just shared this exact quote on my Facebook. I had to pause the video because I couldn't hear it from laughing so hard.
@@TheRealMasonYoung Shouldn't it be girl trapped in a boy's body?
@@boulevard14 I believe that is the irony of the joke here
“I brought him into this world, and I can put him on the internet” is genius. Sadly, it’s probably why a large portion of people these days are even having children…..to use them as props.
The ones that still have kids. The child-free ones just use other people's kids.
Kids are super in right now. If you don't have them, it's actually illegal if you know what it's like to be tired or have a hard time. You can either be a child freek or an all knowledgeable human with evidence for having sex. Don't be a loser, have a kid.
The fallout of this has yet to really be revealed... this is gonna be bad.
To funny I just posted above the only reason you have children is to virtue signal
that was my mom in a nutshell
Big support for Danny's trans journey, I can see the gazoombas already filling out nicely
Jewblies.
😂
He skipped the training bra and went right to H cups.
Helps that Brad has been feeding him nothing but beans for 12 years
He got the surgery last week.
I have to say that child abuse jokes are really where Danny and Ryan shine as a comic duo, like Laurel and Hardy except Hardy is forced to wear a wig while Laurel explains buttplugs.
Most artists draw from personal experience. Of course they would be good at child abuse skits.
This thread is fucking hilarious 😂💀💀
How do you paint a room red?
Throw one in a fan
@@gc6329 You can be honest with us. Are you a bot?
@@beholdandfearme yo momma said I got that robotic D, other than that na I don't think so
But I guess AI wouldn't be programmed to know if they're AI 🤔🤔
"You threw barbies at me covered in superglue"
I died.
This skit is hilarious. But it sucks that there are parents out there like this. Social media is destroying people.
Destroying some and exposing others
My dad was making me go to photoshoots and parties and holidays with him. It's not social media. At least not directly
Dwayne Wade is that you?
@Majie 😂😂😂
lol 😆
Years ago, I filmed my son having a meltdown over his insistence that the game, 2048, cheated him somehow. My intention was to show him how ridiculous he was behaving. It was so funny, I thought, "This is one of those clips that could go viral."
So glad I never posted it.
@@nupnorth and bring it up while he grows up how much you cant wait to show it at his wedding.. because you're DEFINITELY invited
This is 90% of the parents in the hills lmao. Then they question why their kids picked up a heroin addiction at age 16.
my heart goes out to this family 😢 as a trans autistic boydevil with my own case of budweiser syndrome by proxy this hits really close to home. i hope they get the resources they need and if there is anything we can do to help please reach out ❤
Let's not forget the tremendous denial he's in.
@@carlrood4457 He's a deeply closeted trans woman.
@@Reichstaubenminister poor Marcus... we need to get him transitioned ASAP ! before he thinks hes a man ... id just hate for marcus ( as an ADULT) ask us
"why didnt you all medically castrate me when i was 8 ? "
😢
Budweiser Syndrome! I laughed. You get creative writing high fives.
All I know is I’m looking forward to all the former internet child stars interviews in 10 years.
The number of people in their 20's suing their parents in a decade is going to be staggering.
@@carlrood4457 And they'll be using an Ai Attorney to do it. 🤖
The new show on VH1 "I love the '10s: Internet Edition" and VH1 presents Behind The Scenes: Former UA-cam Internet Stars.
😂
McCauley Calkin's life will seem like a cakewalk.
Ryan doing his best Jazz Jennings' mother Impersonation is perfect.
2:46 You have accurately portrayed the dehumanization/turning us into a show instead of treating us as humans way that some parents of autistic humans act, and I appreciate how skilled you are at comedy because I am seething with righteous indignation.
Ryan Long Cinematic Universe confirmed?
🙌🙌🙌
the RCU
This dad is brave and stunning
Knowing that there are actual people out there who do this shit is the real sad part.
Why is the wig over the propeller hat?
😂
Girls don’t know how to wear hats
@@RyanLongcomedy too busy playin with dolls to learn anything else
Found the bully. Marcus almost gave up on life due to all the hatfull UA-cam comments lately. #supportmarcus #wigandweautiful
@@MKBlackbird 😂😂😂
@@RyanLongcomedy 😂
This is hilarious!
Then you think to yourself, "Damn this really IS reality for a lot of kids out there"....
in all seriousness, stuff like "do you not love the family?" is pretty common gaslighting type stuff that i think most people experience some level of. good to be aware of!
That’s not gaslighting. Gen Z has completely watered down the actual definition of the word and it’s frustrating. Not all manipulation is gaslighting. But that’s definitely manipulative
As a failed heart, knee, hip, nose, and pinky toe surgeon, I'm sure we could get little Markus in for an evaluation about how we can transition him to a life long patien... I mean affirm his inner woman!!...
Dad is more than welcome to document this whole process... which I'm sure would garner LOADS of views!!! 😉💰💵
Winner
He calls him "a queer" instead of just "queer"🤣
Even better! 🤣🤣🤣
Danny in that propeller hat never fails to crack me up. No Ryan Long prop has gotten more mileage
It's very fitting to say the least...🤣
Danny in a spinner hat is a vibe 🔥🔥🔥
The sad part is is that there are people out there that are dumb enough to believe tik toks like these are sincere
A lot of people can't wear a propeller beanie, but Danny pulls it off.
Daddy O-Five: And I took this personally
Clout dad, feminist mum and Marcus are my favourite skits thus far 😂
Keep it up guys, loving all the content
“And, she calls me a white-devil.” 😂
Still better than being forced to be confused.
100% accurate
I'm surprised Marcus was allowed to live with his dad. The judge must not have been impressed with his mom free bleeding in the courtroom.
I love how propeller hat = kid for them in these sketches! I don't think I've ever seen a kid wear one of these irl?😂
It was a fad starting in the late 1940s, representing science-fiction fandom, and is still used satirically today. This writer created it:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Nelson_(author)?wprov=sfti1
More info here:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beanie_(seamed_cap)
Everyone loves a caring dad.
A boy trapped in his room for an entire year could be a video
I have this thought so often when parents use real names and actual pictures or video of their child on the internet when they have been through something even slightly traumatic...
"Yep. Let's put your story on the internet so everyone sees it and that will definitely fix everything"
Shit his dad is just as crazy as his mom I feel so bad cuz this is real for some kids but it's funny af😂
I am going to make my son watch this to see how it really is for all the UA-camrs.
I love how he's always wearing the helicopter hat in these skits. 😂
Damn, that kid really had to grow up fast and it shows 😂
Ryan much more believable as a mother.
"...I brought him into this world... and I can put him on the internet"
Just... BRILLIANT 🤣🤣🤣🙏💖❤💜💞💗😎
A ton of kids will be suing their parents in the near future for this type of shite.
Not Danny in the propeller beanie again! 😂 Poor lil Marcus
I still can’t figure out how he got all that pee on me. That’s hilarious.
Ryan's funny AF, sitting here laughing out loud
Marcus is the most depressed kid in the world. Being bullied at school, receiving death threat, his mom is a communist, a feminist now his Dad is a groomer😢
Ryan you are giving those parents new ideas…😂
This captures modern parenting 100%.
You didn’t even let me invite anyone 😂
Fuck, Ryan gives the same empty look of those social media creeps, jesus christ. Amazing and chilling
Behind all this satire is a real dad out there doing this to his child.
“He signed me up for twerking classes” is the best throwaway line I’ve heard in one of your videos
I’m convinced this is what Ryan and Danny’s relationship is really like.
omg i just realized the lore
3:31 YASSSS the continuity!!! I love how you tied this in with your Feminist Mom videos. Poor Marcus. Ryan's storytelling and satire is chef's kiss.
This dad deserves a trophy. 🤣
I will forever second guess my decision to not use my son for clout. 😂😂
Omg this is hilarious & sad at the same time 🤣⚰️
Can't wait for the Proud Dad / Feminist Mom crossover video!!
When the jokes are too real 🤣🤪😅
The barbie dolls covered in super glue 👌
I'm just so happy you guys exist in a world of insanity not taking any bs and making us laugh our asses off about it, you're top notch
and Parents like this believe they are doing the "right thing"
What happened to Marcus' feminist mother? This kid just can't catch a break.
She lost custody
@@RyanLongcomedyThe father brought Marcus’ Harry Potter books to the divorce proceedings as evidence that his mom is transphobic. It was clear what kind of influence she had on Marcus when he tried to deny his transness to the judge.
@@AT-nw6crworse than that he also brought a screenshot of all the Vtubers streaming the game “hogwarts legacy”. She didn’t even send a death threat. The judge threw the book at her
Me:
“parents can’t be this bad”
Remembering hockey moms and dads as a kid:
“😳 okay, it gets worse than this”
lmao
Pretty sure this isn't just a parody and actually happening with a lot of kids.
I feel like 3:17 “I brought him into this world and I can put him on the internet” is the publicly-unspoken-but-whispered-amongst-themselves motto of these “family influencer” parents. “They’re mine and I can do with them as I please, haters.”
That dad is such a brave king
Super glue Barbies 😂 "I brought him into this world I can put him in the Internet" 😂 snap
“I’m starting to feel like you don’t care about this family - do you just not.. care about going viral”
I’m dead 😂 spot on!
any reason to make Danny put on the propellor hat is good with me
Don’t give my girl any ideas
Fly beanie, bro
If Danny doesn't want to be embarrassed, maybe he should stop wearing a propeller beanie and suspenders.
3:14 typical braaaad
Thoughts and prayers for Ryan's hairline 🙏🏻
Dammnnnnn. At least he’s tall af haha
This was a really thorough skit. I'm impressed.
The Barbie doll + super glue joke had me laughing harder than I have in a while. Thank you!
1:47 haha, I was in stitches. Best comedy in the game, keep up the work lads!
3:20 The last few seconds alone are absolute fucking genius !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is exactly every Hollywood celebrity with their children!
Holy shit wasnt expecting that to be the same kid with the feminist mom skits 😂
That last line. nail in the coughing. I choked on my tea
At 5 years old I told my parents I wanted to be a snake. They took me to the surgeon and had my arms & legs removed. Now that I'm older I wonder if they did the "right thing"?
This is so well done. Just escalates and gets funnier and funnier, but so we’ll pointed. Nothing like comedy to really drive a point home. 🏆
"You threw two barbies at me and told me "Thank Fast!" and they had super glue on them." LMAO
I think the after the Dad does the apology tour he can do shit documentaries, top ten lists, pet content, worst case edit for another vlogger under a pseudonym.
You guys always deliver 😂😂😂
I fucking love these videos 🤣
"Don't blame this on the algorithm!"😂
Every once in a while I look at what's trending and inevitably there are a few videos from channels exactly like this, with people exposing their entire life for likes, including their kids. I honestly don't know what's worse though, that they're doing it or that it's working...
Hilarious and sad at the same time - since unfortunately this is the reality of too many kids these days.
If they got an actual kid to play the child i would 100% believe this was real
Pretty sure that’s a real kid
Footage from the selfie cam are lit 😂 with a little beauty filter 😅😅
He was so obsessed with making him trans he didn't realise he was already trans-romanian.
You come up with the best angles for your skits!
Poor Marcus, his parents are related too
Fellas fellas... crushed this one
Best on yet. I’m pee boy watching this laughing