When You Use Your Kids for Internet Clout

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  • Опубліковано 19 лис 2024

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  • @RyanLongcomedy
    @RyanLongcomedy  Рік тому +37

    ON TOUR: Tampa, San Diego, Salt Lake City, New York, Tacoma, Kansas City, Omaha, Edmonton, Lost Angeles, Irvine, San Jose, Phoenix, Toronto - ryanlongcomedy.com
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    • @austins5632
      @austins5632 Рік тому +1

      Come to Wheeling, WV???

    • @tinytattoomike7943
      @tinytattoomike7943 Рік тому +1

      Hard to believe Ryan isn’t woke with that nose ring
      What next?🙄

    • @HiTigereye
      @HiTigereye Рік тому

      YOU’RE THE MAN! Boys-4-Eva

  • @Augmintt
    @Augmintt Рік тому +1511

    Poor kid is stressed look at the grey in his beard 😂

    • @RyanLongcomedy
      @RyanLongcomedy  Рік тому +373

      His life has been tough

    • @fire_fux
      @fire_fux Рік тому

      ​​@@RyanLongcomedy damn Brad's led him to stress eating and putting on an unhealthy amount of weight. Or is Brad doing a weird Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy/feeder thing in order to make him a type 2 diabetic. That way when his leg goes gangrene there's some good content to farm?

    • @Corrupted-file
      @Corrupted-file Рік тому +11

      @@RyanLongcomedy
      😆 🤘🏼

    • @epicmonkey6663
      @epicmonkey6663 Рік тому +19

      He's just a kid no older than my son😂

    • @Pharphette
      @Pharphette Рік тому +13

      Kinda looks like stimpy when he’s down bad.

  • @simplyafederalist
    @simplyafederalist Рік тому +619

    "This is worse than living with my mom, and she calls me a white devil". This is gold. The best Joke I have heard from them in the last year.

    • @mind-blowing_tumbleweed
      @mind-blowing_tumbleweed Рік тому +13

      I hoped his dad was normal, but he isn't too far from feminist mom.

    • @ck9618
      @ck9618 Рік тому +11

      It's a shout out to one of his older videos

  • @ayushsrivastava1672
    @ayushsrivastava1672 Рік тому +1356

    'You can be a boy trapped in a girl's body, or you can be a boy trapped in his own room for the next year, choice is yours'
    -Ryan tzu, the art of wokeness

    • @High_Caliber
      @High_Caliber Рік тому +33

      Lol, this one is simply epic. Good on these guys for calling this out.

    • @Corrupted-file
      @Corrupted-file Рік тому +5

      😂😂

    • @TheRealMasonYoung
      @TheRealMasonYoung Рік тому +21

      I literally just shared this exact quote on my Facebook. I had to pause the video because I couldn't hear it from laughing so hard.

    • @boulevard14
      @boulevard14 Рік тому +16

      ​@@TheRealMasonYoung Shouldn't it be girl trapped in a boy's body?

    • @TheRealMasonYoung
      @TheRealMasonYoung Рік тому +15

      @@boulevard14 I believe that is the irony of the joke here

  • @atlasshrugged6435
    @atlasshrugged6435 Рік тому +455

    “I brought him into this world, and I can put him on the internet” is genius. Sadly, it’s probably why a large portion of people these days are even having children…..to use them as props.

    • @ahngulsib78
      @ahngulsib78 Рік тому +15

      The ones that still have kids. The child-free ones just use other people's kids.

    • @DelphineTheWorstBladeEver
      @DelphineTheWorstBladeEver Рік тому +6

      Kids are super in right now. If you don't have them, it's actually illegal if you know what it's like to be tired or have a hard time. You can either be a child freek or an all knowledgeable human with evidence for having sex. Don't be a loser, have a kid.

    • @AntiDecepticonCampaign
      @AntiDecepticonCampaign Рік тому +6

      The fallout of this has yet to really be revealed... this is gonna be bad.

    • @MsBleau
      @MsBleau Рік тому

      To funny I just posted above the only reason you have children is to virtue signal

    • @stupendous7848
      @stupendous7848 Рік тому +2

      that was my mom in a nutshell

  • @Ashanmaril
    @Ashanmaril Рік тому +520

    Big support for Danny's trans journey, I can see the gazoombas already filling out nicely

    • @jjm152
      @jjm152 Рік тому +48

      Jewblies.

    • @RyanLongcomedy
      @RyanLongcomedy  Рік тому +86

      😂

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 Рік тому +19

      He skipped the training bra and went right to H cups.

    • @yodawgzgaming4416
      @yodawgzgaming4416 Рік тому +1

      Helps that Brad has been feeding him nothing but beans for 12 years

    • @JG-zs8tr
      @JG-zs8tr Рік тому

      He got the surgery last week.

  • @jesusjones9215
    @jesusjones9215 Рік тому +451

    I have to say that child abuse jokes are really where Danny and Ryan shine as a comic duo, like Laurel and Hardy except Hardy is forced to wear a wig while Laurel explains buttplugs.

    • @dudeistpreist5721
      @dudeistpreist5721 Рік тому +7

      Most artists draw from personal experience. Of course they would be good at child abuse skits.

    • @gc6329
      @gc6329 Рік тому +5

      This thread is fucking hilarious 😂💀💀

    • @JJSPARROW1978
      @JJSPARROW1978 Рік тому +3

      How do you paint a room red?
      Throw one in a fan

    • @beholdandfearme
      @beholdandfearme Рік тому +5

      @@gc6329 You can be honest with us. Are you a bot?

    • @gc6329
      @gc6329 Рік тому

      @@beholdandfearme yo momma said I got that robotic D, other than that na I don't think so
      But I guess AI wouldn't be programmed to know if they're AI 🤔🤔

  • @rationalbacon5872
    @rationalbacon5872 Рік тому +146

    "You threw barbies at me covered in superglue"
    I died.

  • @DayBowBow
    @DayBowBow Рік тому +158

    This skit is hilarious. But it sucks that there are parents out there like this. Social media is destroying people.

    • @odenoki9571
      @odenoki9571 Рік тому +7

      Destroying some and exposing others

    • @KyriosHeptagrammaton
      @KyriosHeptagrammaton Рік тому +1

      My dad was making me go to photoshoots and parties and holidays with him. It's not social media. At least not directly

  • @MajieB
    @MajieB Рік тому +76

    Dwayne Wade is that you?

    • @JVEGA
      @JVEGA Рік тому +2

      @Majie 😂😂😂

    • @Karll541
      @Karll541 Рік тому +1

      lol 😆

  • @robhulson
    @robhulson Рік тому +46

    Years ago, I filmed my son having a meltdown over his insistence that the game, 2048, cheated him somehow. My intention was to show him how ridiculous he was behaving. It was so funny, I thought, "This is one of those clips that could go viral."
    So glad I never posted it.

    • @thisghy8126
      @thisghy8126 Рік тому +9

      ​@@nupnorth and bring it up while he grows up how much you cant wait to show it at his wedding.. because you're DEFINITELY invited

  • @mOOOp42
    @mOOOp42 Рік тому +34

    This is 90% of the parents in the hills lmao. Then they question why their kids picked up a heroin addiction at age 16.

  • @nigglewiggle4214
    @nigglewiggle4214 Рік тому +142

    my heart goes out to this family 😢 as a trans autistic boydevil with my own case of budweiser syndrome by proxy this hits really close to home. i hope they get the resources they need and if there is anything we can do to help please reach out ❤

    • @carlrood4457
      @carlrood4457 Рік тому +6

      Let's not forget the tremendous denial he's in.

    • @Reichstaubenminister
      @Reichstaubenminister Рік тому +9

      @@carlrood4457 He's a deeply closeted trans woman.

    • @WeirdWhiteRabbit
      @WeirdWhiteRabbit Рік тому +4

      ​@@Reichstaubenminister poor Marcus... we need to get him transitioned ASAP ! before he thinks hes a man ... id just hate for marcus ( as an ADULT) ask us
      "why didnt you all medically castrate me when i was 8 ? "
      😢

    • @toshamccarty5115
      @toshamccarty5115 Рік тому +1

      Budweiser Syndrome! I laughed. You get creative writing high fives.

  • @ninjaartist1235
    @ninjaartist1235 Рік тому +142

    All I know is I’m looking forward to all the former internet child stars interviews in 10 years.

    • @carlrood4457
      @carlrood4457 Рік тому +34

      The number of people in their 20's suing their parents in a decade is going to be staggering.

    • @UnschoolingCOM
      @UnschoolingCOM Рік тому +17

      @@carlrood4457 And they'll be using an Ai Attorney to do it. 🤖

    • @mpowe123
      @mpowe123 Рік тому +4

      The new show on VH1 "I love the '10s: Internet Edition" and VH1 presents Behind The Scenes: Former UA-cam Internet Stars.
      😂

    • @brandonpaul3985
      @brandonpaul3985 Рік тому +4

      McCauley Calkin's life will seem like a cakewalk.

  • @RandomNY1234
    @RandomNY1234 Рік тому +37

    Ryan doing his best Jazz Jennings' mother Impersonation is perfect.

  • @MorganJ
    @MorganJ Рік тому +44

    2:46 You have accurately portrayed the dehumanization/turning us into a show instead of treating us as humans way that some parents of autistic humans act, and I appreciate how skilled you are at comedy because I am seething with righteous indignation.

  • @icoz7
    @icoz7 Рік тому +54

    Ryan Long Cinematic Universe confirmed?

  • @jeepernj99
    @jeepernj99 Рік тому +64

    This dad is brave and stunning

  • @Lord_Dranek
    @Lord_Dranek Рік тому +25

    Knowing that there are actual people out there who do this shit is the real sad part.

  • @JH-vy7uy
    @JH-vy7uy Рік тому +130

    Why is the wig over the propeller hat?
    😂

    • @RyanLongcomedy
      @RyanLongcomedy  Рік тому +157

      Girls don’t know how to wear hats

    • @AK_YARO
      @AK_YARO Рік тому +14

      @@RyanLongcomedy too busy playin with dolls to learn anything else

    • @MKBlackbird
      @MKBlackbird Рік тому +20

      Found the bully. Marcus almost gave up on life due to all the hatfull UA-cam comments lately. #supportmarcus #wigandweautiful

    • @elusivemayfly7534
      @elusivemayfly7534 Рік тому +1

      @@MKBlackbird 😂😂😂

    • @JH-vy7uy
      @JH-vy7uy Рік тому

      @@RyanLongcomedy 😂

  • @FoulOwl2112
    @FoulOwl2112 Рік тому +53

    This is hilarious!
    Then you think to yourself, "Damn this really IS reality for a lot of kids out there"....

  • @manfrombritain6816
    @manfrombritain6816 Рік тому +12

    in all seriousness, stuff like "do you not love the family?" is pretty common gaslighting type stuff that i think most people experience some level of. good to be aware of!

    • @LightsaberGoBrrrrrr
      @LightsaberGoBrrrrrr Рік тому +1

      That’s not gaslighting. Gen Z has completely watered down the actual definition of the word and it’s frustrating. Not all manipulation is gaslighting. But that’s definitely manipulative

  • @jasono2139
    @jasono2139 Рік тому +37

    As a failed heart, knee, hip, nose, and pinky toe surgeon, I'm sure we could get little Markus in for an evaluation about how we can transition him to a life long patien... I mean affirm his inner woman!!...
    Dad is more than welcome to document this whole process... which I'm sure would garner LOADS of views!!! 😉💰💵

  • @tonynussbaum
    @tonynussbaum Рік тому +20

    He calls him "a queer" instead of just "queer"🤣

  • @yodawgzgaming4416
    @yodawgzgaming4416 Рік тому +43

    Danny in that propeller hat never fails to crack me up. No Ryan Long prop has gotten more mileage

    • @UnschoolingCOM
      @UnschoolingCOM Рік тому +5

      It's very fitting to say the least...🤣

  • @indie_keegan
    @indie_keegan Рік тому +40

    Danny in a spinner hat is a vibe 🔥🔥🔥

  • @thechristmasproductions
    @thechristmasproductions Рік тому +21

    The sad part is is that there are people out there that are dumb enough to believe tik toks like these are sincere

  • @darrenphillips1845
    @darrenphillips1845 Рік тому +16

    A lot of people can't wear a propeller beanie, but Danny pulls it off.

  • @UltraGalaxyify
    @UltraGalaxyify Рік тому +10

    Daddy O-Five: And I took this personally

  • @Housewifeydaily
    @Housewifeydaily Рік тому +30

    Clout dad, feminist mum and Marcus are my favourite skits thus far 😂
    Keep it up guys, loving all the content

  • @Corrupted-file
    @Corrupted-file Рік тому +12

    “And, she calls me a white-devil.” 😂

  • @jeremyweems4916
    @jeremyweems4916 Рік тому +27

    100% accurate

  • @spockskynet
    @spockskynet Рік тому +13

    I'm surprised Marcus was allowed to live with his dad. The judge must not have been impressed with his mom free bleeding in the courtroom.

  • @allouttabubblegum1984
    @allouttabubblegum1984 Рік тому +7

    I love how propeller hat = kid for them in these sketches! I don't think I've ever seen a kid wear one of these irl?😂

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 Рік тому +1

      It was a fad starting in the late 1940s, representing science-fiction fandom, and is still used satirically today. This writer created it:
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Nelson_(author)?wprov=sfti1
      More info here:
      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beanie_(seamed_cap)

  • @AllAhabNoMoby
    @AllAhabNoMoby Рік тому +13

    Everyone loves a caring dad.

  • @STdoubleDs
    @STdoubleDs Рік тому +4

    A boy trapped in his room for an entire year could be a video

  • @rorygillmore6555
    @rorygillmore6555 Рік тому +4

    I have this thought so often when parents use real names and actual pictures or video of their child on the internet when they have been through something even slightly traumatic...
    "Yep. Let's put your story on the internet so everyone sees it and that will definitely fix everything"

  • @kongeethegod
    @kongeethegod Рік тому +16

    Shit his dad is just as crazy as his mom I feel so bad cuz this is real for some kids but it's funny af😂

  • @LucilleBrawl17
    @LucilleBrawl17 Рік тому +17

    I am going to make my son watch this to see how it really is for all the UA-camrs.

  • @jannadee77
    @jannadee77 Рік тому +4

    I love how he's always wearing the helicopter hat in these skits. 😂

  • @MissPresley69
    @MissPresley69 Рік тому +7

    Damn, that kid really had to grow up fast and it shows 😂

  • @Doooooooooooood
    @Doooooooooooood Рік тому +10

    Ryan much more believable as a mother.

  • @zoezzzarko1117
    @zoezzzarko1117 Рік тому +3

    "...I brought him into this world... and I can put him on the internet"
    Just... BRILLIANT 🤣🤣🤣🙏💖❤💜💞💗😎

  • @CooLin1stPlace
    @CooLin1stPlace Рік тому +1

    A ton of kids will be suing their parents in the near future for this type of shite.

  • @elusivemayfly7534
    @elusivemayfly7534 Рік тому +5

    Not Danny in the propeller beanie again! 😂 Poor lil Marcus

  • @shanedaniel8954
    @shanedaniel8954 Рік тому +3

    I still can’t figure out how he got all that pee on me. That’s hilarious.

  • @tje8346
    @tje8346 Рік тому +14

    Ryan's funny AF, sitting here laughing out loud

  • @didistone8482
    @didistone8482 Рік тому +4

    Marcus is the most depressed kid in the world. Being bullied at school, receiving death threat, his mom is a communist, a feminist now his Dad is a groomer😢

  • @fangchenli
    @fangchenli Рік тому +6

    Ryan you are giving those parents new ideas…😂

  • @TheRoybit
    @TheRoybit Рік тому +4

    This captures modern parenting 100%.

  • @recoveredalcoholic3026
    @recoveredalcoholic3026 Рік тому +5

    You didn’t even let me invite anyone 😂

  • @MrViktorolon
    @MrViktorolon Рік тому +1

    Fuck, Ryan gives the same empty look of those social media creeps, jesus christ. Amazing and chilling

  • @gavincooper8361
    @gavincooper8361 Рік тому +1

    Behind all this satire is a real dad out there doing this to his child.

  • @princemyshkin9221
    @princemyshkin9221 4 місяці тому

    “He signed me up for twerking classes” is the best throwaway line I’ve heard in one of your videos

  • @JG-zs8tr
    @JG-zs8tr Рік тому +3

    I’m convinced this is what Ryan and Danny’s relationship is really like.

  • @ThatOneHacker305
    @ThatOneHacker305 Рік тому +1

    omg i just realized the lore

  • @MorganJ
    @MorganJ Рік тому +4

    3:31 YASSSS the continuity!!! I love how you tied this in with your Feminist Mom videos. Poor Marcus. Ryan's storytelling and satire is chef's kiss.

  • @Alexis1411
    @Alexis1411 Рік тому +9

    This dad deserves a trophy. 🤣

  • @fishingbob8374
    @fishingbob8374 Рік тому +5

    I will forever second guess my decision to not use my son for clout. 😂😂

  • @SilasWWE16
    @SilasWWE16 Рік тому +7

    Omg this is hilarious & sad at the same time 🤣⚰️

  • @edpistemic
    @edpistemic Рік тому +4

    Can't wait for the Proud Dad / Feminist Mom crossover video!!

  • @darkh0st
    @darkh0st Рік тому +5

    When the jokes are too real 🤣🤪😅

  • @JohnSmith-jh1iy
    @JohnSmith-jh1iy Рік тому +1

    The barbie dolls covered in super glue 👌

  • @maryj7423
    @maryj7423 Рік тому +1

    I'm just so happy you guys exist in a world of insanity not taking any bs and making us laugh our asses off about it, you're top notch

  • @gungasc
    @gungasc Рік тому +3

    and Parents like this believe they are doing the "right thing"

  • @DarkPassenger
    @DarkPassenger Рік тому +15

    What happened to Marcus' feminist mother? This kid just can't catch a break.

    • @RyanLongcomedy
      @RyanLongcomedy  Рік тому +18

      She lost custody

    • @AT-nw6cr
      @AT-nw6cr Рік тому +4

      @@RyanLongcomedyThe father brought Marcus’ Harry Potter books to the divorce proceedings as evidence that his mom is transphobic. It was clear what kind of influence she had on Marcus when he tried to deny his transness to the judge.

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 Рік тому

      @@AT-nw6crworse than that he also brought a screenshot of all the Vtubers streaming the game “hogwarts legacy”. She didn’t even send a death threat. The judge threw the book at her

  • @brianowens889
    @brianowens889 Рік тому +2

    Me:
    “parents can’t be this bad”
    Remembering hockey moms and dads as a kid:
    “😳 okay, it gets worse than this”
    lmao

  • @Purusays
    @Purusays Рік тому +4

    Pretty sure this isn't just a parody and actually happening with a lot of kids.

  • @RandomBogey
    @RandomBogey Рік тому +3

    I feel like 3:17 “I brought him into this world and I can put him on the internet” is the publicly-unspoken-but-whispered-amongst-themselves motto of these “family influencer” parents. “They’re mine and I can do with them as I please, haters.”

  • @timrobinson6573
    @timrobinson6573 Рік тому +2

    That dad is such a brave king

  • @loneraven5656
    @loneraven5656 Рік тому +1

    Super glue Barbies 😂 "I brought him into this world I can put him in the Internet" 😂 snap

  • @xChaosReignsx
    @xChaosReignsx Рік тому

    “I’m starting to feel like you don’t care about this family - do you just not.. care about going viral”
    I’m dead 😂 spot on!

  • @namelesswalaby
    @namelesswalaby Рік тому +2

    any reason to make Danny put on the propellor hat is good with me

  • @JCSAXON
    @JCSAXON Рік тому +1

    Fly beanie, bro

  • @Daviticus042
    @Daviticus042 Рік тому +1

    If Danny doesn't want to be embarrassed, maybe he should stop wearing a propeller beanie and suspenders.

  • @tmass1
    @tmass1 Рік тому +2

    3:14 typical braaaad

  • @Leastmachine
    @Leastmachine Рік тому +7

    Thoughts and prayers for Ryan's hairline 🙏🏻

    • @luibond9418
      @luibond9418 Рік тому

      Dammnnnnn. At least he’s tall af haha

  • @TemperedMedia
    @TemperedMedia Рік тому +1

    This was a really thorough skit. I'm impressed.

  • @vtcrowde
    @vtcrowde Місяць тому

    The Barbie doll + super glue joke had me laughing harder than I have in a while. Thank you!

  • @ghost_cat_enthusiast
    @ghost_cat_enthusiast Рік тому +3

    1:47 haha, I was in stitches. Best comedy in the game, keep up the work lads!

  • @antonyshadowbanned
    @antonyshadowbanned Рік тому +2

    3:20 The last few seconds alone are absolute fucking genius !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Iroc_199
    @Iroc_199 Рік тому +1

    This is exactly every Hollywood celebrity with their children!

  • @rofflesvanwagon
    @rofflesvanwagon Рік тому +3

    Holy shit wasnt expecting that to be the same kid with the feminist mom skits 😂

  • @jeanzlarg6686
    @jeanzlarg6686 Рік тому

    That last line. nail in the coughing. I choked on my tea

  • @NG-ki5eo
    @NG-ki5eo Рік тому +2

    At 5 years old I told my parents I wanted to be a snake. They took me to the surgeon and had my arms & legs removed. Now that I'm older I wonder if they did the "right thing"?

  • @HiTigereye
    @HiTigereye Рік тому

    This is so well done. Just escalates and gets funnier and funnier, but so we’ll pointed. Nothing like comedy to really drive a point home. 🏆

  • @Widderic
    @Widderic Рік тому

    "You threw two barbies at me and told me "Thank Fast!" and they had super glue on them." LMAO

  • @Pharphette
    @Pharphette Рік тому +2

    I think the after the Dad does the apology tour he can do shit documentaries, top ten lists, pet content, worst case edit for another vlogger under a pseudonym.

  • @RFsounds7
    @RFsounds7 Рік тому +1

    You guys always deliver 😂😂😂

  • @brandonstephens1447
    @brandonstephens1447 Рік тому +2

    I fucking love these videos 🤣

  • @user-be8ec8gl6t
    @user-be8ec8gl6t Рік тому

    "Don't blame this on the algorithm!"😂

  • @frankbrennos
    @frankbrennos Рік тому +2

    Every once in a while I look at what's trending and inevitably there are a few videos from channels exactly like this, with people exposing their entire life for likes, including their kids. I honestly don't know what's worse though, that they're doing it or that it's working...

  • @ЯрославЯрослав-с6е

    Hilarious and sad at the same time - since unfortunately this is the reality of too many kids these days.

  • @JUGGERNAUT____
    @JUGGERNAUT____ Рік тому +2

    If they got an actual kid to play the child i would 100% believe this was real

  • @maximeanselot3007
    @maximeanselot3007 Рік тому +1

    Footage from the selfie cam are lit 😂 with a little beauty filter 😅😅

  • @lief3414
    @lief3414 Рік тому +1

    He was so obsessed with making him trans he didn't realise he was already trans-romanian.

  • @lastridge
    @lastridge Рік тому

    You come up with the best angles for your skits!

  • @ligmamale4389
    @ligmamale4389 Рік тому +1

    Poor Marcus, his parents are related too

  • @xklepx
    @xklepx Рік тому

    Fellas fellas... crushed this one

  • @kwdoug
    @kwdoug Рік тому

    Best on yet. I’m pee boy watching this laughing