"Do We Need 'Em" - XFM Compilation

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  • @NatS3703
    @NatS3703 7 років тому +152

    "bet you're glad you answered the phone today!!"
    "......"

    • @rossmurphy5554
      @rossmurphy5554 3 роки тому +2

      Bfwwwbfewwwwwbbfbbfbbbfwbbwwwwwwwwwbwfbbbbbbbbwwbwbwwwbbwbwbbbbbbwwwwwwwbb bbbebf bbb qwwwbfwbwbwbbwwbebbwbwwbbbbbww bwwbbe

    • @griffinoleary1694
      @griffinoleary1694 3 роки тому +1

      @@rossmurphy5554 uh oh he's drowning

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 2 роки тому +1

      Haha that silence was deafening!

  • @MrBuch169169
    @MrBuch169169 10 років тому +185

    "I called you today because a lot of other places are shut." Nearly died laughing. xD

    • @alskndlaskndal
      @alskndlaskndal 9 років тому +56

      "Aren't you glad you picked up the phone today?" *Long pause*

  • @audzbaby123
    @audzbaby123 9 років тому +108

    "Do we need humans?!!" "Well I don't know, we might get on to that, i'm just trying to sort the Animals out first, i've got a lot on!". Brilliant.

  • @TheBestUserEU
    @TheBestUserEU 11 років тому +77

    karl: when Suzannez working.. I'm not a very good cook, I just get an Indian in
    steve: what, to do the cooking for you?
    hahahaha

  • @paranoidandroid447
    @paranoidandroid447 7 років тому +76

    Honestly this was my favourite feature from the xfm shows. Shame they only did it a few times. Absolute gold.

    • @scottlucas2225
      @scottlucas2225 7 років тому +20

      paranoidandroid447 agreed. Karl at his best. They definetly missed a trick by not doing a feature called 'Whats Art about that?' aswell

    • @KotaonPC
      @KotaonPC 2 роки тому +1

      But do we need em?

    • @tomoliver4632
      @tomoliver4632 2 роки тому +1

      What have they done though?

  • @Newbtrons
    @Newbtrons 10 років тому +77

    I like how he just gives up

  • @djchristoft1415
    @djchristoft1415 8 років тому +48

    "sick of seeing these limpets lying about"

  • @SunnyGlade
    @SunnyGlade 10 років тому +62

    "Mad world though innit"

  • @keropekerope
    @keropekerope 11 років тому +28

    I love it when the second guy stays silent after Karl says "Glad you answered the phone today?" Hilarious.

  • @JasonX2
    @JasonX2 6 років тому +22

    To attempt to completely wipe out jellyfish would be an undertaking that would dwarf the apollo missions in magnitude, and even with every resource available it would be next to impossible to achieve the objective. He wants this to be done because they don't do anything. I love Karl Pilkington.

    • @tomoliver4632
      @tomoliver4632 2 роки тому +1

      His argument is strong though you get sick of seeing them crawling about opening jam jars n that
      Wipe em out.

    • @thesprawl2361
      @thesprawl2361 2 роки тому

      @@tomoliver4632 I was with him on jellyfish - they're a fucking nightmare(by which I mean they occasionally bother me very slightly when I'm on the beach). But octopuses...I've never seen an octopus in the wild in my entire life.
      I think he just got octopuses and jellyfish mixed up in his mind a bit.

  • @FranMSK
    @FranMSK 9 років тому +45

    Those experts were thoroughly unimpressed with Pilkington.

    • @sts-31
      @sts-31 9 років тому +22

      +FranBMan Can't really blame them.

    • @SkyliCyrus
      @SkyliCyrus 7 років тому +2

      FranBMan dont hate on karl

    • @Crunch_Buttsteak
      @Crunch_Buttsteak 6 років тому +10

      FranBMan Karl's intellect was too high for them.

    • @KotaonPC
      @KotaonPC 2 роки тому +1

      I love that they entertained his nonsense

    • @tomoliver4632
      @tomoliver4632 2 роки тому +1

      Err Ya cud take all the humans off the earth and it would carry on.. but take like some animals off it and mammals and that ya got problems on ya hands

  • @jameswhitehorn6432
    @jameswhitehorn6432 6 років тому +18

    He’s a good looking bloke, so you’re happy an’ that
    🤣

  • @lanksey1606
    @lanksey1606 6 років тому +13

    “Might have a bit of a knock on effect, things like turtles eat jellyfish”
    “Yeah but do we need turtles”
    Looool

  • @BoStanfordify
    @BoStanfordify Рік тому +4

    I love how confused the snail guy is when Karl tells him that everyone is waiting for him to make a decision to eliminate all snails and he is holding them up

  • @adamlarge9123
    @adamlarge9123 10 років тому +38

    I've been convinced for years and years that the snail bloke is Ricky putting on a voice. Same speech patterns and the odd word is very Reading.

    • @drzeus99
      @drzeus99 10 років тому +7

      I believe it was indeed Ricky, but Karl's too daft to realize it.

    • @tonyr2365
      @tonyr2365 10 років тому +42

      There's no way it was Ricky, he couldn't have not laughed at the beer line, or when Karl said only the "tired" snails can sleep for up to 13 years. I don't really think it sounds like him either way.

    • @MrPKenneally
      @MrPKenneally 10 років тому +23

      Mitch Robinson It might seem that way to non-Brits. I don't think he sounds like him either

    • @JD-Media
      @JD-Media 6 років тому +3

      It's definitely not him.

    • @str8904
      @str8904 6 років тому

      There's no way Ricky wouldn't have laughed. It's not him.

  • @TheBestUserEU
    @TheBestUserEU 11 років тому +19

    These are great, Karl interacting with real people

  • @Rex_The_Mouse
    @Rex_The_Mouse 7 місяців тому +1

    I love how Karl's annoyed and irritated by animals but super open to other people's perspective

  • @Dilkingt0nne
    @Dilkingt0nne 4 роки тому +3

    Yeah, I wouldnt have believed it at first but you're right the snail man is Ricky dead on

  • @thesprawl2361
    @thesprawl2361 2 роки тому +3

    "so the octopus gets out of its cage at night"
    Karl, never change

  • @redmondo42
    @redmondo42 Рік тому +1

    2:54 I don't know what's funnier, the idea that Karl thought scorpions look after monkeys, or that he confused a monkey with a lizard 😂

  • @shrimpanzee001
    @shrimpanzee001 6 років тому +8

    What did these poor people think they were doing lol

  • @GeirV
    @GeirV 11 років тому +7

    Gotta love that jingle!

  • @davidreynolds3709
    @davidreynolds3709 24 дні тому

    A cockroach has 18 knee-like joints in total. Each of its six legs has three primary joints that function similarly to knees, making it highly adaptable and agile in movement.

  • @UKcrosshatch
    @UKcrosshatch 12 років тому +7

    The cockroach one is amazing . . . "has someone maybe seen one thats a bit double jointed!" haha

  • @anteaters-R-us
    @anteaters-R-us 3 роки тому +2

    “Well I like whales but I dont know what they do. Theyre taking up a lot of room.” 😂

  • @-jol2don-793
    @-jol2don-793 4 роки тому +6

    That third call was definitely Ricky

    • @Vingul
      @Vingul 7 місяців тому

      Nope

  • @Dilkingt0nne
    @Dilkingt0nne 4 роки тому +1

    I was on the exact same page as Steve at first when he said the one lad "owned a fish shop" haha

  • @AdamTheHammer
    @AdamTheHammer 3 роки тому +2

    cats? ... keeps the mice down!? ... yeah but we got rentokill hahaha

  • @JD-Media
    @JD-Media 6 років тому +6

    Saying she could repopulate with Noah XD

  • @FrozenSurf
    @FrozenSurf 8 років тому +3

    I guess he means 18 joints, 6 legs, each bend in 3 ways.

  • @KialraOfDeath
    @KialraOfDeath 12 років тому +3

    Thanks a lot for these compilations

    • @jakehixon4073
      @jakehixon4073 3 роки тому

      You discovered this 8 years ago. I’m late to the party!

  • @Dilkingt0nne
    @Dilkingt0nne 4 роки тому +3

    I'm gonna take issue with this assertion that octopus are rare and "you only get two or three caught a year" based solely on the menu of most tapas restaurants........

    • @thesprawl2361
      @thesprawl2361 2 роки тому +1

      I'd take issue with the idea that octopuses are kept in 'cages'.

  • @dshishod
    @dshishod 4 роки тому +2

    Karl is awfully like Thanos🤔🤔 ‘do we need em’ *clicks fingers*

  • @dvpuk
    @dvpuk Рік тому

    I wish they made this… honestly think it would have been bigger than the office

  • @keith_pictures
    @keith_pictures 5 років тому

    This is one of the most brilliant segments in all of podcast history. Needs to be brought back

    • @thesprawl2361
      @thesprawl2361 2 роки тому

      It was on a radio show not a podcast FYI

  • @TheOnesAtTheBottom
    @TheOnesAtTheBottom 3 місяці тому

    Chris: "We put jam jars with crabs in em and the octopus will open the jars to get the crabs"
    Karl: "You're joking! even I struggle with them."
    Chris: "We both do.. well, we don't screw the jars very tight"
    Karl: "So they not that clever then.."
    😫hahaha🤣

  • @Kleavers
    @Kleavers 12 років тому +3

    These are going on my iPod. Many many thanks :)

    • @jakehixon4073
      @jakehixon4073 3 роки тому +3

      8 years ago I had an iPod too!

    • @Kleavers
      @Kleavers 3 роки тому +3

      @@jakehixon4073 I actually still have that one. Still works! But I have switched to a phone now ;)

    • @jakehixon4073
      @jakehixon4073 3 роки тому +3

      @@Kleavers fair enough, wasn’t expecting a response to an 8 year old comment 😂

  • @OrchidEleven
    @OrchidEleven 3 роки тому +2

    "yeah but do we need em"

  • @mario-mario822
    @mario-mario822 Рік тому

    Oceanographer "that's interesting they sleep for thirteen years."
    Carl: Not All of Them. Only the Tired Ones." 😂🤣 Omg 😹

  • @oily4545
    @oily4545 Рік тому

    I love that Karl is just dying for the person he’s speaking to to say “Yeah u know what, let’s get rid of em”

  • @sebastianunited1397
    @sebastianunited1397 Рік тому

    Does anybody else think that the snail guy sounds slightly like Gervais ?

  • @Tc0590
    @Tc0590 11 років тому +6

    keep sheb alive

  • @lllllllllllllpplp
    @lllllllllllllpplp 11 років тому +1

    Fair enough they are not literal knees. I was merely referring to the tarsus. the coxa and finally trochanter. Which all act in similar, but by no means the same, way as a human knee.

  • @martinparidon9056
    @martinparidon9056 3 роки тому

    And I'm still coming back to this shit.

  • @iamtherealrenedescartes
    @iamtherealrenedescartes 11 років тому

    They don't. The reason is because when we refer to "knees", we are referring to a specific type of joint; that joint is called the femoral-tibial joint in which the cockroach only has one but this joint on the cockroach has very little meaning in relation to vertebrate knees. Now, if you ask how many joints cockroaches have, then there are five, plus the joints between the segments of the tarsi (tarsomeres) in which there is also 5. So 10 would be the answer.

  • @nanananan6501
    @nanananan6501 9 років тому +13

    None of the sea animals went on Noah's arch. Why would you take them out of the water and put them in an aquarium?

  • @HarryMoore1998
    @HarryMoore1998 12 років тому

    Yay I watched the others about three times now so thanks for the new one ! :)

  • @martinparidon9056
    @martinparidon9056 4 роки тому +1

    Limpets, they could go

  • @brucewayne2184
    @brucewayne2184 4 роки тому +1

    They drink beer and that.

  • @devindoherty184
    @devindoherty184 11 років тому

    anyone notice the bloke karl interviews for octopus sounds a dead ringer for Kev?

  • @Pixelkip
    @Pixelkip 10 років тому +2

    the first scientist sounds like karl!!

    • @horrorshowmalchick
      @horrorshowmalchick 10 років тому +3

      I thought the snails guy sounded like Ricky... Hmmmm....

    • @MrPKenneally
      @MrPKenneally 10 років тому +4

      the jellyfish woman?

  • @davelewis6256
    @davelewis6256 2 роки тому

    This is still amazing 🤩 😂

  • @vampmode9132
    @vampmode9132 3 роки тому

    well we'll just keep em then.

  • @ErkaaJ
    @ErkaaJ 6 років тому

    'e's not a bad-lookin fella, so you're 'appy.

  • @Joe-ww5qf
    @Joe-ww5qf 3 роки тому +1

    The cockroaches holding their breath for 40 minutes fact is actually true.

  • @daedricdave2102
    @daedricdave2102 4 роки тому +1

    Who are the 20 people that disliked this video? I want names...

  • @martinparidon9056
    @martinparidon9056 4 роки тому

    I like whales but I don't know what they do.
    Now who could argue with that??

  • @jakehixon4073
    @jakehixon4073 2 роки тому

    Cockroaches definitely do have 18 knees.

  • @randomdude4816
    @randomdude4816 8 років тому +2

    The snail guy is definetly Ricky.

  • @ryanlewis4556
    @ryanlewis4556 10 років тому

    cant believe he didnt do rats

  • @lllllllllllllpplp
    @lllllllllllllpplp 11 років тому +1

    Cockroaches have 3 knees on each leg

  • @TheKyroOf92
    @TheKyroOf92 12 років тому

    Yess.

  • @djchristoft1415
    @djchristoft1415 8 років тому +2

    I wonder if Karl would of found one in the end? That the scientists couldn't rationalize and put on Noahs arc???? MTV should roll this idea out!! would be better than Geordie shore or ex on the beach !!!!!
    !!!!Viva la pilkalution !!!!

  • @HorizontalLifestyle
    @HorizontalLifestyle 12 років тому

    Nice one dude.

  • @benjerry4179
    @benjerry4179 12 років тому

    do we need spiders!?

  • @brandonsmith8336
    @brandonsmith8336 7 років тому +10

    is the snail one just ricky gervais putting on a voice??

    • @maldegaar
      @maldegaar 4 роки тому +2

      I've always thought this ...I hope not

    • @anteaters-R-us
      @anteaters-R-us 3 роки тому +2

      Ive never considered this and ive heard it a million times. What would be the point?

    • @jfluffydog2110
      @jfluffydog2110 2 роки тому +1

      No lol

  • @zarzanator1991
    @zarzanator1991 3 роки тому

    Can we get rid of Lionfish next?

  • @danedooney1998
    @danedooney1998 9 років тому

    Love it

  • @brucewayne2184
    @brucewayne2184 4 роки тому +1

    Why is he talking in a deeper voice! Lol

  • @ohoto3896
    @ohoto3896 Рік тому

    Peak Karl. Too bad he got too clever and developed a shtick.

  • @yesman2170
    @yesman2170 10 років тому +1

    Do we need em.

    • @yesp9248
      @yesp9248 7 років тому +1

      Yes Man 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Marco-bc4qh
    @Marco-bc4qh 5 років тому +6

    It’s obvious that the snail scientist is Ricky Gervais. Still amazing listening

    • @shrimpanzee001
      @shrimpanzee001 4 роки тому +8

      Having watched/listened to hundreds of hours of him I think Ricky doesn't possess the voice acting skills to do such a subtly off way of inflecting, and if was trying to disguise himself he'd probably have done a different accent to the one he already has. He's a good actor but not a particularly good impersonator and it would have been obvious if it was him

    • @jakehixon4073
      @jakehixon4073 3 роки тому +2

      Rubbish.

    • @jfluffydog2110
      @jfluffydog2110 2 роки тому +1

      Nah

  • @jamontoast1414
    @jamontoast1414 2 роки тому

    10:50

  • @rosemonroe7242
    @rosemonroe7242 10 років тому +1

    Hey Karl,
    We should get rid of my Soon to be ex Husband.
    Rrrr

    • @joew3477
      @joew3477 9 років тому +8

      Rose Monroe DEEP

  • @HarryMoore1998
    @HarryMoore1998 12 років тому

    dat description...

  • @Dilkingt0nne
    @Dilkingt0nne 3 роки тому

    Ricky Gervais used to be so funny. What happened?
    If he did this today guarantee he’d just cry and throw a shit fit cus animals

    • @Sammie1053
      @Sammie1053 2 роки тому

      If he did this today it'd be "do we need religion or trans people? NOPE, and if you argue with me I'll inexplicably call you both too archaic and too PC"

    • @Dilkingt0nne
      @Dilkingt0nne 2 роки тому

      @@Sammie1053 man woman woman man woman tv

  • @Phoenix-pl6ys
    @Phoenix-pl6ys 3 роки тому

    So...they’re pretty useless,really

  • @TheTaterTotP80
    @TheTaterTotP80 7 років тому

    I agree with him about it being cruel to put the crabs in the jar for the Octopus to get. It's also cruel to keep them in captivity any creature, that isn't happy/consenting to stay there.
    And I don't get what that woman means by "even a cockroach". They're living beings like any other and equal as such.