Gender Inequality isn’t ALL bad - Andrew Schulz - Stand Up Comedy

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  • Опубліковано 22 лис 2024

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  • @knightryder4021
    @knightryder4021 6 років тому +10714

    Attention headphone users !!! DECREASE the volume before moving to the next video

    • @rileymclellan8953
      @rileymclellan8953 6 років тому +391

      Thank you! You just saved my life!

    • @saramarangoni7298
      @saramarangoni7298 6 років тому +135

      Thanks fam, my ears already dead tho 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @adomcfredd4332
      @adomcfredd4332 6 років тому +32

      Knight Ryder thank you sir

    • @Yos115
      @Yos115 6 років тому +32

      Knight Ryder
      Oh yea thanks you just saved my life

    • @Z1ZOU1
      @Z1ZOU1 6 років тому +129

      not all heroes wear capes.

  • @MidTierVillain
    @MidTierVillain 6 років тому +6555

    He's actually a good comedian, and not a hack..

    • @dumbdumber7203
      @dumbdumber7203 6 років тому +6

      hahah, good joke

    • @mikebarrett1462
      @mikebarrett1462 6 років тому +35

      Kinda panders but I herd this guy on podcasts he is a funny guy and with all the shit that's out he's not bad. References, tags and his fake laugh all work

    • @JohnDoe-bm5lp
      @JohnDoe-bm5lp 6 років тому +1

      I feel like he could do better

    • @asparrow9876
      @asparrow9876 6 років тому +29

      He's on his way up. Let him improve. Give it 2~3 years and he can be a celebrity.

    • @BlindBloomer
      @BlindBloomer 6 років тому +2

      Above Beyond nah he's kinda of a hack you would know that if you listened to his podcast he's said that he's only seen the left and how it reacts and he thinks it's making comedy less funny with politcal correctness .....he's also called other people like angela rye a hack without ever debating her ....

  • @mariatangled
    @mariatangled 6 років тому +3518

    "equality cuisine"

    • @YouDontKnowSh1t
      @YouDontKnowSh1t 5 років тому +35

      Mari let's be more than friends

    • @Danny-sy7bg
      @Danny-sy7bg 5 років тому +10

      Mary lets be more then friends
      /s

    • @RealityCheck6T9
      @RealityCheck6T9 5 років тому +20

      Maryam let's be more than friends.
      Jk I meant Maria.

    • @JoeyLutes
      @JoeyLutes 5 років тому +4

      maryam let's be friends

    • @RealityCheck6T9
      @RealityCheck6T9 5 років тому +2

      Maria is hot. I'd like to kiss her face.

  • @PeppaJackable
    @PeppaJackable 5 років тому +8273

    His jokes are hilarious but it's weird when hes not roasting someone in front row lol.

    • @dickfitzwelliner2807
      @dickfitzwelliner2807 4 роки тому +34

      I was confused

    • @fraire711
      @fraire711 4 роки тому +72

      I watch some of his older videos where he wouldn’t roast people that much. It’s awesome when he does it but I like his prepared material.

    • @bugsbunnyknowsbetter
      @bugsbunnyknowsbetter 4 роки тому +23

      Right? I have watched many clips of him roasting the front row , that for some time I thought that’s all he does on his shows.

    • @katjerouac
      @katjerouac 4 роки тому +9

      I like his old stuff like this better. The crowd work doesn't do it for me. Not really funny imo.

    • @katjerouac
      @katjerouac 4 роки тому +3

      @@bugsbunnyknowsbetter It's all he does now.

  • @morehn
    @morehn 6 років тому +9548

    He's offensive enough to get you to loosen up and funny enough to get you to laugh

    • @brianmchaney7473
      @brianmchaney7473 5 років тому +289

      He's offensive enough to be funny and funny enough to be offensive.

    • @alexisd6106
      @alexisd6106 5 років тому +16

      Well said guys

    • @Arbitrary_Moniker
      @Arbitrary_Moniker 5 років тому +28

      Morehn, that makes no sense. Why would being offensive make people "loosen up"? Ever tried having a conversation with someone and tried to insult them to make them come out of their shell? It rarely works. What works is being honest and understanding. Look, I like Andrew's comedy, and I sort of get what you're *trying* to say, it's just that if his comedy was actually considered offensive by most people, you wouldn't hear this much laughter. Booing or silence is what you would hear. Thus, being offensive doesn't make people loosen up, it's more the fact that he addresses offensive topics from an alternative point of view.

    • @AT-wj5sw
      @AT-wj5sw 5 років тому +34

      If you are offended you need to see a doctor you are mentally weak

    • @rowan1355
      @rowan1355 5 років тому +12

      generic username keyboard warrior here

  • @ninezs
    @ninezs 5 років тому +6241

    I’m a Swede and as soon as he started talking about Sweden I was like “oh boy here comes the ikea jokes-“

    • @MajkaSrajka
      @MajkaSrajka 4 роки тому +92

      Well it could be worse lol

    • @river7874
      @river7874 4 роки тому +281

      Better the Ikea jokes than how your country is being cucked by Sharia Law and being turned into a new Stan.

    • @Tommy1977777
      @Tommy1977777 4 роки тому +41

      Shit can islam and the IKEA jokes will stop.

    • @MrE99999
      @MrE99999 4 роки тому +46

      That’s because he and/or his audience never heard of zurströmming. That is nasty as hell.

    • @moayadsvid
      @moayadsvid 4 роки тому +4

      @@river7874 Do you live there?

  • @primeminister66
    @primeminister66 6 років тому +3588

    What is that 'equality cuisine"?

  • @RobRomeo73
    @RobRomeo73 5 років тому +401

    You can’t have good lasagna without a “what the fuck is this, Marie” *flips table*
    I’m cryingggg ☠️💀☠️

  • @MyJourneyConcludes
    @MyJourneyConcludes 6 років тому +3270

    Woah, that bit killed! Can't believe Netflix turned this man down. They're missing out. The next time he goes to Netflix with an offer he'll be worth a lot more and will cost Netflix a bunch more. Well done, Netflix. You played yourself

    • @SOGFLY1
      @SOGFLY1 6 років тому +34

      MJ C his following isn’t there

    • @danm1063
      @danm1063 6 років тому +118

      Yeah it's more about the name. There's so many shit specials on Netflix but they all have a name that people will click on

    • @tonyd7369
      @tonyd7369 6 років тому +38

      I think people would click schulz. The brilliant idiots are worldwide.

    • @boricuafrican1
      @boricuafrican1 6 років тому +15

      MJ C , kinda backs his point on this video... sometimes you need a nudge to really get better...

    • @チャーリーブラウン-w8l
      @チャーリーブラウン-w8l 6 років тому +53

      Doesn't fit their propaganda
      If it's not about dividing the people then they won't show it

  • @victoriabaute9433
    @victoriabaute9433 5 років тому +4422

    As a Venezuelan girl that had been thought her whole life that I need to learn to cook for my future husband... I relate to this 😂 OUR FOOD IS DELICIOUS!!

    • @Midnight_x_Sin
      @Midnight_x_Sin 5 років тому +179

      Victoria Baute well get in my kitchen then ;P

    • @najahshikamaru620
      @najahshikamaru620 5 років тому +21

      Ayee shout out to mis Marracuchos

    • @CIA.Langley
      @CIA.Langley 5 років тому +38

      Well hello there.

    • @sweetjello_7057
      @sweetjello_7057 5 років тому +109

      a woman who knows her place

    • @gods_light_1111
      @gods_light_1111 5 років тому +113

      Woman eat, men eat. There is no difference between. You should also know how to cook for yourself. Why you all don't think by your own head, and still live by stereotypes?

  • @LoveLinTV
    @LoveLinTV 6 років тому +7347

    Now this is comedy

  • @pariyarezaqoli4528
    @pariyarezaqoli4528 4 роки тому +1430

    Me watching this as an Iranian girl while eating my lunch not knowing whether i should feel offended or proud😂😂

    • @BusinessWolf1
      @BusinessWolf1 4 роки тому +38

      Rocket... launch? (Sorry couldn't help myself)

    • @christinechin1909
      @christinechin1909 4 роки тому +2

      Pariya Rezaqoli - right! ¿¿¿

    • @NinjaaPaw
      @NinjaaPaw 4 роки тому +59

      You should be proud❤️. Iranian food is the best.

    • @RAIRADIO
      @RAIRADIO 4 роки тому +22

      Whats the point of getting offended. Have fun!

    • @Stevenirons
      @Stevenirons 4 роки тому +4

      Neither cuase he's wrong, middle eastern food is baaaad

  • @rbunn1354
    @rbunn1354 6 років тому +3357

    This is the most underrated comedian on earth.

    • @SwordOfTheRaven
      @SwordOfTheRaven 5 років тому +24

      He's on the come up

    • @PlowThePow
      @PlowThePow 5 років тому +6

      R Bunn Patrice O’Neal my friend

    • @davidedos9031
      @davidedos9031 5 років тому +4

      Ty Jordan the man is resting bro. He was too good for the world.

    • @BlackParade01
      @BlackParade01 5 років тому +5

      Bill Burr as well

    • @levmccor54
      @levmccor54 5 років тому +6

      patrice o’neal and bill burr aren’t underrated. they get the recognition they deserve

  • @edwardv4546
    @edwardv4546 5 років тому +5001

    You need oppression for flavor 💀💀💀💀 fam this gotta be why soul food so damn good

    • @nate2982
      @nate2982 5 років тому +51

      Edward Vaughn 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @quantametric
      @quantametric 5 років тому +12

      haha

    • @TheSer888
      @TheSer888 5 років тому +46

      Holy crap! Ur right

    • @Samuel-pt2tl
      @Samuel-pt2tl 5 років тому +10

      Bruhhhhhh

    • @Bella-gi5dl
      @Bella-gi5dl 5 років тому +30

      Black women are oppressed by male blacks then?

  • @detectivesingh
    @detectivesingh 6 років тому +8853

    I didn’t know g-eazy did stand up

    • @oxiary
      @oxiary 6 років тому +27

      AAHAHAHHAA.

    • @aaronserbone1306
      @aaronserbone1306 6 років тому +43

      Lmao, I got a g-eazy as before this video! I was so confused

    • @Kazeumi
      @Kazeumi 6 років тому +20

      HAHAHA GOLD!! Now, I cant un-see it. But how about it's Andrew that Raps lol!!

    • @cSandu91
      @cSandu91 6 років тому +2

      Munveer Singh lmao that’s why he looks so familiar

    • @maggiemadison9962
      @maggiemadison9962 6 років тому +2

      Munveer Singh he looks just like him

  • @evegoldhallow1203
    @evegoldhallow1203 5 років тому +425

    his New York accent comes out more when he's screaming

  • @vilespecter
    @vilespecter 5 років тому +4170

    You flip that table, next week's lasagna
    *mwah*
    Unbelievable

    • @swapnilrawat9691
      @swapnilrawat9691 4 роки тому +11

      Lmao!!!!

    • @senorgarcia4071
      @senorgarcia4071 4 роки тому +21

      HAHAHA I READ THIS AT THE SAME HE SAID THE JOKE what a coincidence lol

    • @KH-24-
      @KH-24- 4 роки тому +5

      señor garcia SAME😂😂😂

    • @arielshummer3822
      @arielshummer3822 4 роки тому +1

      This has to be the best Andrew Schulz clip ever!!
      😂 ua-cam.com/video/MSQU-E2JTRg/v-deo.html

    • @Hood.Housekeeping
      @Hood.Housekeeping 4 роки тому +2

      I can attest to this. it is truth.

  • @YammoandDebo
    @YammoandDebo 5 років тому +2480

    Canadian here... he’s right, Canadian bacon is a scaaaaam

    • @SicFromTheKush
      @SicFromTheKush 5 років тому +106

      You just lost your citenzenship and are banned from every Tim Hortons in the country

    • @alyssamenezes4144
      @alyssamenezes4144 5 років тому +42

      I’m with u on Canadian bacon, poutine is heaven(especially if it comes from Quebec). 😋

    • @somecanadianguy2297
      @somecanadianguy2297 5 років тому +15

      bruh sound effect 3 it’s just ham, just call it ham lmao

    • @hurtigheinz3790
      @hurtigheinz3790 5 років тому +9

      I had to google what Canadian Bacon is. Here in Germany it's sold als English Breakfast Bacon. We have American Bacon and English Breakfast Bacon, and tbh I prefer the English/Canadian bacon.

    • @HotRoute7
      @HotRoute7 5 років тому

      Ya man it’s shit

  • @SummeRain783
    @SummeRain783 5 років тому +4032

    Looolllll I'm a muslim hijabi woman and the "Middle-eastern food is so good that the women have to wear a veil so they dont eat it" line cracked me up so bad! This guy is hilarious! One of the best comedians I've heard 😂

    • @chima6291
      @chima6291 5 років тому +61

      Are you supposed to watch his video? He keeps joking about of the down half.

    • @SummeRain783
      @SummeRain783 5 років тому +373

      @drmnys depends on country and family. Most of them will actually say they live like queens. They barely have to lift a finger. Most middle eaterners arr muslim and islamically the man is responsible for providing, even if the wife works and earns her own income. He also has to give her a maid and home if she asks for that. Thats how alot of then live, with drivers, maids and not having to work if they dont want to. In most middle eastern countries, women also go to school and can have her owm job on top of all this. Plus whatever income she earns is her own and so is half of what her husband earns. So dont believe everything you see on the media. They like to portray the worse situations which actually go against islamic law practiced by majority of the middle eaterners because that is what makes news. Its not a bad idea to shed light on those situatioms too as a way to help the people who really are oppressed and living a bad life. However, its not a good way to generalize the rest and speak for several of the middle eastern women who say they couldnt be happier with the life they have.

    • @SummeRain783
      @SummeRain783 5 років тому +29

      @drmnys well said

    • @satan7078
      @satan7078 5 років тому +12

      @@chima6291 Thats the point snowflake. The best comedy is an unfiltered one.

    • @joejitsu034
      @joejitsu034 5 років тому +24

      Good for you. Laughing at your own culture shows your maturity 😉 👍

  • @3DCommando
    @3DCommando 4 роки тому +1796

    for those of you who thinks he needs a Netflix special, understand that they would never let him say any of this

    • @joshuamendoza4842
      @joshuamendoza4842 4 роки тому +79

      Chino Flores bill burr has like 6 Netflix specials

    • @nardinit
      @nardinit 4 роки тому +65

      What about Chapelle's Sticks and Stones? That caused a lot of outrage, not surprising when dealing woth Chappelle. This is not why he doesn't have a special on Netflix

    • @XxWhitewolfxX-go6tj
      @XxWhitewolfxX-go6tj 4 роки тому +9

      They also let C.K and Bert have specials

    • @Coff1nf33der
      @Coff1nf33der 4 роки тому +10

      Anthony Jezelnik has two specials on there with jokes about Aids, killing babys, cancer, anti-women etc. etc. Jimmy Carr has some extremely offensive stuff on there too

    • @avikrish71
      @avikrish71 4 роки тому +6

      🧢🧢🧢what about bill burr, Bert Kreischer, Anthony jeselnik, Dave Chappelle, Louis ck, etc

  • @YammoandDebo
    @YammoandDebo 5 років тому +6992

    I hope this is the beginning of the back swing where we’re allowed to laugh at offensive jokes again! MAKE JOKES OFFENSIVE AGAIN!!!

    • @fletchermoore5428
      @fletchermoore5428 5 років тому +212

      We were always allowed to laugh at offensive jokes. Dont take shit.

    • @Skute
      @Skute 5 років тому +107

      But make them funny too

    • @KurtGodel-po3zl
      @KurtGodel-po3zl 5 років тому +128

      can people like you just stop bullshitting? Offensive jokes have never been unacceptable. MOST people enjoy offensive humor.

    • @GREGGFOWL
      @GREGGFOWL 5 років тому +14

      Yeah time to wear MJOA cap from now on

    • @ishyreddi13
      @ishyreddi13 5 років тому +44

      Doesn’t matter how offensive it is, all that matters is the delivery and whether or not it’s funny 🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @sibusisofaya7874
    @sibusisofaya7874 5 років тому +929

    "Tuna casserole" .. starts swinging 😂😂😂😂 - Bill Burr

    • @cristianarreola8582
      @cristianarreola8582 5 років тому +43

      "There is no reason to hit a women"

    • @arthub9
      @arthub9 5 років тому +8

      Gosh, this line had me rolling!

    • @6776L
      @6776L 4 роки тому +17

      It's gonna fuckin rust!!

    • @ericoliver1603
      @ericoliver1603 4 роки тому +2

      @@6776L 😂😂😂😂

    • @kunalm15
      @kunalm15 4 роки тому +5

      That skit and that line made me a Bill Burr fan.

  • @twintalk2943
    @twintalk2943 6 років тому +2489

    fire from begining to end

    • @mikec4487
      @mikec4487 6 років тому +1

      Ian Westart shaultz is my whiteboy!!!!!

    • @Agbahizzal
      @Agbahizzal 6 років тому +1

      Would have been funnier if he didnt have to say how much he loved women in the middle.

    • @fernandofranco6391
      @fernandofranco6391 6 років тому

      This man is so underrated I would pay anything for a 1 hour special on Netflix

  • @henrymellor9760
    @henrymellor9760 4 роки тому +574

    notice how sweden’s furniture is good because the women make the men stay in the workshop

    • @firevarun
      @firevarun 3 роки тому +2

      Stfu

    • @henrymellor9760
      @henrymellor9760 3 роки тому +59

      @@firevarun it’s a joke man chill

    • @firevarun
      @firevarun 3 роки тому +4

      @@henrymellor9760 oh my bad. It was hard to tell.

    • @Raytolife
      @Raytolife 3 роки тому +3

      Lmao 😂

    • @nonmagicmike723
      @nonmagicmike723 3 роки тому +23

      @@henrymellor9760 There's always this Indian dude who ruins a comment thread.

  • @thejewishsheeran11
    @thejewishsheeran11 6 років тому +486

    - Exit to the right
    - I've been turning right for three weeks! I want to see my family Ikea!

  • @MistaGG
    @MistaGG 6 років тому +3774

    This is such a great concept haha

    • @nathanspot7877
      @nathanspot7877 6 років тому +2

      lmao, dude, i subbed to you
      give me a shoutout

    • @jameswhite6056
      @jameswhite6056 6 років тому +1

      Mista GG its a terrible one but thats why its funny

    • @MrWongWey
      @MrWongWey 6 років тому +1

      James White Which makes it great 😂😂😂

    • @cindyd4333
      @cindyd4333 6 років тому

      666 likes

    • @st0rmflake338
      @st0rmflake338 6 років тому +1

      Oh hey man

  • @shaban2000
    @shaban2000 5 років тому +797

    - You know what we should do for dinner?
    - Canadian 😂
    Never been said😂
    That's absolutely right.
    We say Mexican, Chinese, Italian, Thai, Arabic, Indian, Korean, Japanese ..
    And not even single one of those countries have the same Canadian or swedish gender equality 😅😅😅

    • @tjti2631
      @tjti2631 5 років тому +1

      Shaban E 😂😂😂😂

    • @shayden163
      @shayden163 5 років тому +5

      Korea isn't even bad for gender equality

    • @sg_1541
      @sg_1541 4 роки тому +44

      @forza juventus india have more female politicians, ministers and engineers than US. They already had a female president and a female PM run the country. What are you talking about? Look up some facts. You just literally compared with middle east where women has to wear a veil to get outside of the house. 😑😑😑

    • @stallonegodinho6296
      @stallonegodinho6296 4 роки тому +4

      @forza juventus I mean both.

    • @stallonegodinho6296
      @stallonegodinho6296 4 роки тому +9

      @forza juventus damage to myself against each other? U mean the divide and rule policy of a first world country which led to hatred between people based on religion?
      Submitting to anti-semitic regimes? Actually India has good ties with isreal. There's no submittion to countries like Iran,Turkey.
      USA didn't made china. Ur saying the communist party of china which fought against USA in korea war was created by USA.

  • @CanIbeFrank
    @CanIbeFrank 5 років тому +131

    The first time I went to IKEA it legitimately took me 2 hours to find the exit.

  • @Ivanlois383
    @Ivanlois383 6 років тому +874

    Netflix needs to give young Hezzy an hour and a bag 💰

    • @tman2996
      @tman2996 6 років тому +7

      they gon offer this nigga "Monique" money 😴

    • @kumasifitts2248
      @kumasifitts2248 6 років тому +4

      Ivan Fonkoa too soon, he hasn't done anything major yet but he's on the way

    • @danm1063
      @danm1063 6 років тому +1

      Man 500k would be real good for Andrew at his level

    • @youngchachidaboi
      @youngchachidaboi 6 років тому +4

      Kumasi Man have u seen some of those Netflix stand-up specials... its alot of good 1s but plenty that are BS, they giving them Netflix specials out like hotcakes lol

    • @StonedCabbage
      @StonedCabbage 6 років тому

      The boy ain't ready yet, he's on his way don't get me wrong but if Theo Van can get his own special then in a year or so I'm sure this guy will have one. Give him some more time to get some good material together.

  • @hace6521
    @hace6521 5 років тому +1051

    Get my man a Netflix special 😂😂😂🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @jakethesnake2758
      @jakethesnake2758 5 років тому +22

      You tryna end his career? 😑

    • @aronnemcsik
      @aronnemcsik 4 роки тому +13

      @Dieguismama She's earned that spot by using her mouth. Just different context...

    • @randymarsh1524
      @randymarsh1524 4 роки тому +2

      pfff netflix... they are a part of the problem

    • @lucianocastillo694
      @lucianocastillo694 4 роки тому +3

      Áron Nemcsik haha she gotta get in somehow 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @aronnemcsik
      @aronnemcsik 4 роки тому

      @@lucianocastillo694 yup...

  • @Derpster2493
    @Derpster2493 5 років тому +4989

    Plot twist: All the master chefs are male.

    • @javyg4336
      @javyg4336 5 років тому +80

      Lol good point.👍

    • @AlekSensej
      @AlekSensej 5 років тому +324

      @dmseoni Nope. It turns out it it was because their dad owned a restaurant.

    • @camsterdam3896
      @camsterdam3896 5 років тому +82

      Patriarchy!

    • @elimager8402
      @elimager8402 5 років тому +151

      @@AlekSensej Yes.... all master chefs had dads who own restaurants

    • @MrSidney9
      @MrSidney9 5 років тому +449

      Men tend to dominate at the extremes of everything. Th dummest the smartest, the most peaceful and the most violent, the shortest and the tallest....

  • @EternalDensity
    @EternalDensity 3 роки тому +39

    "You're just piggybacking on how delicious bacon is."
    The stealth pun flying over our heads.

  • @michael43567
    @michael43567 6 років тому +1454

    I love these. It's a shame we're living in a sensitive era that won't allow this type of comedy to get mainstream

    • @Zack_Taylor
      @Zack_Taylor 6 років тому +68

      This really isn't that offensive. Most people except maybe ultra left would be more or less fine with this.

    • @tiago4158
      @tiago4158 6 років тому +31

      Xx xX idiot number one detected...

    • @CasimirMaumau
      @CasimirMaumau 6 років тому +15

      @@tiago4158 He's an idiot because it's true? Most of the backlash is over a double standard. Take Amy S. as an example. She makes jokes about the predominantly white male rape statistics and abusive male behavior. But it's only funny when women are the butt of sexist jokes, right?
      Idiocy only works one way. There's equity in idiocy.

    • @ahmetgurkan3679
      @ahmetgurkan3679 6 років тому +5

      This isn’t offensive because you are not being made fun of.If muslims made a joke about Americans they would (they did) get called offensive Jihadist, a ton of swearwords and kicked out.Probably get questioned by cops and somehow they manage to connect innocent people with terrorism and make them go to very uniqe jails of painful deaths or admit crimes they didn’t.The food in the middle east is not great, besides Turkey and Turkey gave women rights before most European countries.

    • @tiago4158
      @tiago4158 6 років тому +4

      @@CasimirMaumau what are you talking about? Did I ever say that it's only funny when women are the butt of sexist jokes? Not really... As you can see, my comment is pretty short, so, no I did not say that. Just please shut up, you don't even have a clue what I think about comedy and sexist/racist jokes.

  • @vbaime2
    @vbaime2 6 років тому +791

    LOL "i've been turning right for 3 weeks..i want to go home ikea!!"

    • @gaetanver9686
      @gaetanver9686 6 років тому +12

      Yo deadass, that was the funniest part to me.

    • @jordantbryant9861
      @jordantbryant9861 6 років тому

      Shut up

    • @zacharyfloydjohnson
      @zacharyfloydjohnson 6 років тому +1

      Stolen from Mike Marino in his stand up called Ikea

    • @ANGRLLL
      @ANGRLLL 6 років тому

      Gaetan Ver deadass? What the fuck what a stupid phrase

    • @twinturbobeerus1412
      @twinturbobeerus1412 6 років тому

      Zachary Johnson its not stolen its a fact get your shit together before you yourself gets exposed.

  • @faithtomorrow
    @faithtomorrow 6 років тому +841

    I was lucky enough to kick it with this guy after his set in Minneapolis with a buddy of mine. We talked for like 2 hours and he paid for our food and drink! He was wearing that shirt too lol. Dope guy in my book.

    • @SchamaNoel
      @SchamaNoel 6 років тому +71

      Faith Amaro did you let him smash ?

    • @faithtomorrow
      @faithtomorrow 6 років тому +15

      Nahh

    • @SchamaNoel
      @SchamaNoel 6 років тому +12

      Faith Amaro let me buy u dinner

    • @faithtomorrow
      @faithtomorrow 6 років тому +101

      Schama Noel Let me cook it! Oh wait... I'm not oppressed enough. 😂😂

    • @SchamaNoel
      @SchamaNoel 6 років тому +44

      Faith Amaro yeh that’s why I suggested to buy it, don’t want to be disappointed

  • @CypressKing
    @CypressKing 5 років тому +85

    The ikea part got him so serious. I think it comes from a personal experience. 😂

  • @abshir44
    @abshir44 6 років тому +457

    Yo fam we all 100% support you. Don't let anyone steer you in any other direction

  • @swagfluSOD
    @swagfluSOD 6 років тому +1179

    Why is the sound so freaking low?

  • @cdai216
    @cdai216 6 років тому +695

    The set up to the Canadian Bacon and comparison was hilarious

    • @Rmacon4002
      @Rmacon4002 6 років тому +4

      C Dai and brilliant lol

    • @marc-andrebenoit7864
      @marc-andrebenoit7864 6 років тому +3

      I'm canadian and honnestly.. i now need to taste your bacon 😂

    • @samanthasowell6350
      @samanthasowell6350 6 років тому +2

      Marc-Andre Benoit bacon to you is just ham to us

    • @Kartkid12345
      @Kartkid12345 6 років тому +1

      Marc-Andre Benoit bacon is the same. Canadian bacon is pemal

    • @jimbob1189
      @jimbob1189 6 років тому +4

      The term "Canadian bacon" is not actually used in Canada, where the product is generally known simply as "back bacon" while "bacon" alone refers to the same streaky pork belly bacon as in the United States.

  • @abigale3629
    @abigale3629 4 роки тому +394

    As an American girl, imma just say I can’t cook because everyone has done it for me. I really need someone to force me into the kitchen 😂😂

  • @RmnGnzlz
    @RmnGnzlz 6 років тому +1185

    *Step 1)* Go to Bangladesh or some country like that.
    *Step 2)* Order some food.
    *Step 3)* Watch them season that shit with like 57 different spices and powders you've never seen before.
    *Step 4)* Take the first bite.
    *Step 5)* Immediately realize women shouldn't be allowed to vote.

    • @fayknaym7094
      @fayknaym7094 6 років тому +57

      Har, but seriously, cooking is not hard. Boys could do it too.

    • @RmnGnzlz
      @RmnGnzlz 6 років тому +190

      Fayk Naym Cooking is so easy even women can do it.

    • @fayknaym7094
      @fayknaym7094 6 років тому +58

      Cooking is so easy, men are very, very sad to need women to do it for them. It's like asking us to tie your shoes for you. Or cut up your steak into itty-bitty bites. Just pathetic. Are you supporting me and my child? No? Then cook your own fucking food.

    • @RmnGnzlz
      @RmnGnzlz 6 років тому +129

      Fayk Naym What are you talking about? The best chefs in the world are all men.

    • @tazzir2987
      @tazzir2987 6 років тому +63

      Bangladesh has a female prime minister...

  • @acethegreat3963
    @acethegreat3963 6 років тому +132

    Andrew is a way better comedian than a lot of the ones I see getting specials and all that! I'd watch a Netflix special from him no doubt!

    • @stevenglansburg856
      @stevenglansburg856 6 років тому

      Ace The Great unsubscribe from Netflix

    • @acethegreat3963
      @acethegreat3963 6 років тому

      Steven Glansburg there's a lot of other good stuff on Netflix besides comedy specials. Plus I like some of the comedy specials on there.

    • @crisd160
      @crisd160 6 років тому +1

      Factssss

    • @darthkage2163
      @darthkage2163 6 років тому +1

      Know why because these she p.c white knights and feminazis are ruining comedy because they don't understand that comedy is meant to make you feel comfortable about laughing at hurtful truths and themselves

    • @acethegreat3963
      @acethegreat3963 6 років тому

      this PC world is getting ridiculous!

  • @Eiraart
    @Eiraart 5 років тому +133

    As a Canadian I too have always hated the term “Canadian bacon” it’s fried ham

    • @romanteni
      @romanteni 4 роки тому +5

      Socialist bacon.

    • @lyroncrawford21
      @lyroncrawford21 4 роки тому

      Lmao I'm confused is bacon not also fried ham???

    • @SaturdayParker
      @SaturdayParker 4 роки тому +1

      @@lyroncrawford21 it's on the back legs part of the pig, worked out more less tasty

    • @firstnamelastname6016
      @firstnamelastname6016 3 роки тому

      @@lyroncrawford21 bacon is a different cut of the pig than general ham

    • @Gypsy_Danger_TMC
      @Gypsy_Danger_TMC 3 роки тому

      Gammon

  • @will99_plays
    @will99_plays 4 роки тому +38

    As a Nigerian,all I learnt from this video is: Canada's food is horrible.

    • @SCHMALLZZZ
      @SCHMALLZZZ 3 роки тому +1

      Most food from the Anglo Sphere is.

  • @dukedangles9712
    @dukedangles9712 6 років тому +369

    BEAST. This is my type of comedy.

  • @Frostshokula
    @Frostshokula 6 років тому +322

    “WTF is this Marie?!”
    *hits Marie*
    Marie: “I’ll wear it like a badge of honor”
    “Wear it in silence or I’ll honor you again”
    -RB

  • @SikhThought
    @SikhThought 6 років тому +440

    Thats a dope bit

    • @dukedangles9712
      @dukedangles9712 6 років тому +6

      TrueAndHighlyBased
      I saw it live it was great

    • @ClaxtonBay123
      @ClaxtonBay123 6 років тому +2

      Law Undecided Nobody cares if you saw it live... Nobody

    • @sammyboy7163
      @sammyboy7163 6 років тому +1

      that's sick the Cellar is legendary my dude

  • @DANIEL-fp2uq
    @DANIEL-fp2uq 3 роки тому +14

    This explains a lot. Nigerian jollof rice is the best rice I have EVER tasted. 😂😂😂💀💀💀

  • @rewansweed5034
    @rewansweed5034 5 років тому +286

    Hey, a middle Eastern woman here. And I confirm the last statement 😂😂.
    I’m gonna go to the kitchen with my veil now 😂😂💔

  • @SSF1919
    @SSF1919 5 років тому +1183

    This guy is younger version of Bill Burr and Louis C k. 😀😀

  • @connorolewio
    @connorolewio 6 років тому +243

    Get that special Hezzy!

  • @rayc8948
    @rayc8948 4 роки тому +98

    In an age of political correctness gone mad, this still remains on point and funny

  • @tougefeels7332
    @tougefeels7332 6 років тому +204

    he’s got a point

    • @MsBabbi
      @MsBabbi 6 років тому +11

      Touge Feels no he doesn’t. Men can cook too you know

    • @glitxhnax5598
      @glitxhnax5598 6 років тому +8

      Nah, because y'all don't have a culture 😂

    • @davidjames-cameron617
      @davidjames-cameron617 6 років тому +7

      ....ladies its a joke...

    • @harley2
      @harley2 5 років тому

      Russia?and america?they both have gross food and soooo sexist specially 1900s and before

    • @r.r.4563
      @r.r.4563 5 років тому

      @@harley2 American food is fine but the individuals here are so used to it, we may prefer foreign food, also have you been in America or are you imagining it as all areas urbanized with rich men leading everything and women arent allowed to even talk, shit in the early to mid 1900s is the past, things are great for women now, there's no right a man has that a woman doesn't have

  • @Ram-en6lx
    @Ram-en6lx 5 років тому +210

    What are you doing Netflix?!!

    • @unc13buck
      @unc13buck 5 років тому +2

      Virtue signaling.

    • @grumpycat6429
      @grumpycat6429 5 років тому

      Ram Gadhave casting the Kardashian’s as the next avengers.

    • @sidvyas8549
      @sidvyas8549 5 років тому +1

      Being stupid shit cunts? 😂

  • @adambrown7333
    @adambrown7333 5 років тому +86

    Andrew is turning into one of my favorite comedians..

  • @tito198624
    @tito198624 5 років тому +38

    "I want to see my family."

  • @mjhopgoodswe
    @mjhopgoodswe 6 років тому +335

    He missed a trick. The Swedes eat rotten ... sorry... fermented fish from a can that threatens to explode. THAT is how bad equality has affected Swedish cuisine.
    He could add that the same dishes are recycled for Christmas, Easter and Midsummer celebrations.

    • @theearthisaseriesoftubes3768
      @theearthisaseriesoftubes3768 6 років тому +25

      They did that before women were equal though. Sweedish food in general is bad. Thats why you never see a swedish themed restaurant.

    • @mjhopgoodswe
      @mjhopgoodswe 6 років тому +11

      @@theearthisaseriesoftubes3768 You realise that I am exaggerating for comic effect, right?
      Swedish food is alright. A Swedish julbord is really rather tasty, although it would be weird to open a restaurant offering Christmas food year around...

    • @carlmannhard8051
      @carlmannhard8051 6 років тому +8

      You're both right. Food in my country is pretty bad, cause before importing food was cool we could only eat what grows and lives up here(root vegetables, fish, moose etc) But we only really eat traditional at times like christmas and easter. Other times it's whatever we feel like, just like everywhere else. I'm so happy I wasn't born a hundred years ago haha..

    • @harley2
      @harley2 5 років тому +1

      Swedish women couldnt vote until 1921 ALL WORLD İS SEXİST SPECİALLY İN 1900S AND BEFORE.

    • @seds94
      @seds94 5 років тому +3

      @@harley2 that could vote now and look what happened to politics

  • @ammikendegwa
    @ammikendegwa 5 років тому +82

    Swedish food is only sold in IKEA 😂😂😂😂

  • @GodsNode
    @GodsNode 6 років тому +46

    Lol Schultz is getting better and the sets are becoming more raw. Good shit.

    • @VonJay
      @VonJay 5 років тому

      Sonny Torres he's good I like everything about him. He's definitely getting better. I think he could use more polish and recognize his punch lines better. He dragged this joke out too long and didn't use punch lines in the right sequence. Swedish food in Ikea was good but walking in their for hours and it being a maze sounded like he was trying to connect what everyone knows about Ikea to an interesting concept he created with oppressed food and it didn't land. I don't think latter should have been copy and pasted to such a fresh concept. Maybe just Ikea reference and leave it there and connect the joke to different swedish things. Love guy though and glad to see his progress

  • @alirizwanrizvi2042
    @alirizwanrizvi2042 3 роки тому +14

    He looks like a young Robert DeNiro ranting like an old AlPacino!

  • @mikabb22
    @mikabb22 6 років тому +70

    1:13 seth Rogen laughing in the crowd

  • @Alex-ew7hh
    @Alex-ew7hh 5 років тому +541

    Yep joe rogan brought me here...

    • @FernandoGonzalez-iv9mo
      @FernandoGonzalez-iv9mo 5 років тому +2

      redhawk Alex hahaha same

    • @MrDwaneMann
      @MrDwaneMann 5 років тому +1

      redhawk Alex thanks joe :-) now I know

    • @fahad3581
      @fahad3581 5 років тому +1

      Yeah just discovered this Andrew Schulz guy he’s hilarious. Although he was a jackass on Joe’s podcast.

    • @magisterrleth3129
      @magisterrleth3129 5 років тому +6

      @@fahad3581 I didn't think he was a jackass. I just thought he had strong opinions and a will to say them. Being a young man and a New Yorker, I wasn't surprised. New Yorkers are super opinionated, and New York comedians are the loudest of that lot.

    • @Swervee9
      @Swervee9 5 років тому

      #MeToo redhawk!!

  • @willvr4
    @willvr4 5 років тому +355

    This guy must have had Bill Burr as his influence. The topics, style, delivery, and the capability of not only acceptance the silence between jokes, but embracing it as a tactic to lull you to sleep before hitting you over the face with the punchline. This guy is going places.
    Well, he should be. The PC brigade might bring him down.

  • @ShaferHart
    @ShaferHart Рік тому +8

    Came here from his PBD interview lol. His retelling of the joke was hilarious and the joke itself didn't disappoint 😂

  • @miss666able
    @miss666able 5 років тому +312

    is he wearing a Selena Quintanilla-Pérez shirt??? that's freaking awesome!

    • @crunch9876
      @crunch9876 5 років тому +3

      miss666able what’s awesome about selena?

    • @girlcrazyrockstar
      @girlcrazyrockstar 5 років тому +41

      @@crunch9876 bidi bidi bom bom

    • @jdunnatl
      @jdunnatl 5 років тому +2

      I thought it was Betty Page

    • @bootygoblin784
      @bootygoblin784 5 років тому +9

      @@crunch9876 !?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!? How dare you ask that question you uncultured swine!!! Lol Thats the queen herself!

    • @stevenvasquez3781
      @stevenvasquez3781 5 років тому +1

      @@bootygoblin784 teach me culture please

  • @liamdavis5388
    @liamdavis5388 6 років тому +299

    Yo, I use to think Schulz had jokes but a terrible stage presence for a comedian.
    Idk if he got better or ìf was sleeping on him, but with this shit, I'd fight for a Netflix speçial for him or any kinda speçial.
    I'd pay for and this is coming from some that streams all his content.

    • @Hi_Tamera
      @Hi_Tamera 6 років тому

      liam davis yes same!

    • @TACOGOODLOOKING
      @TACOGOODLOOKING 6 років тому +1

      I think with him uploading for stand up content we are getting for comfortable with his form of presentation then he is changing it.

    • @calebteske6970
      @calebteske6970 6 років тому +1

      I think his whole game plan is fantastic. The timing and the cadence and the delivery...it's all spot on.

    • @barryobongo8833
      @barryobongo8833 6 років тому +4

      He’s tightened up big time

    • @justsquidding
      @justsquidding 6 років тому +7

      ç

  • @enlightenment3232
    @enlightenment3232 6 років тому +161

    Finally some real comedy lol

    • @benjaminodinakaHOODKIZK
      @benjaminodinakaHOODKIZK 6 років тому

      Enlighten Ment I know right 😂

    • @r.r.4563
      @r.r.4563 5 років тому +2

      @@harley2 somebody's triggered at just a simple joke, especially considering there were women laughing in the crowd, lighten up bud, he even said women being mistreated is "fucked up"

  • @xwzzzzz4795
    @xwzzzzz4795 3 роки тому +19

    So relatable, everytime I go to ikea, I get lost and end up eating the meatballs because I got hungry... 😂😂😂

  • @erirosesan
    @erirosesan 6 років тому +140

    That Selena Quintanilla-Pérez shirt! Love it 💖

    • @giosylar3486
      @giosylar3486 6 років тому +2

      I thought that was Selena! I had to scroll down the comments to confirm. 🤓 Love it.

    • @thebondvillain4920
      @thebondvillain4920 5 років тому +1

      Is it Selena Gomez??

    • @P4P1Chuy
      @P4P1Chuy 5 років тому

      Forget his shirt, I wanna admire that face of yours

    • @milwaukeebrewers6337
      @milwaukeebrewers6337 5 років тому +2

      @@P4P1Chuy creep thirsty level 1000

    • @Kalel93739
      @Kalel93739 5 років тому +1

      Eri you just had to add the Perez

  • @brandonjeffers7164
    @brandonjeffers7164 6 років тому +45

    Man this dude is so underrated. Just enough "offensive" material and still funny as hell.

  • @addykelly1777
    @addykelly1777 6 років тому +35

    I got stuck in Ikea for 4 hours the one and only time I’ve been. I cried.

  • @katersization
    @katersization 3 роки тому +3

    "What is that? Equality cuisine!!!" Love it.

  • @ghostakatt
    @ghostakatt 6 років тому +167

    Fucking hilarious

    • @harley2
      @harley2 5 років тому

      İts hilarious to beat your mom,sister and wife. Wow. You're not a man.

    • @atawok6747
      @atawok6747 5 років тому

      asdf ghjkl wait what? Lol

  • @-zack8960
    @-zack8960 6 років тому +15

    Really wish this guy did more. He was my new favorite comedian just 4 months ago but there’s really not enough of his stuff out there. I’d kill for a Netflix special

  • @leilaa362
    @leilaa362 5 років тому +62

    I swearrrr Im binge watching his clips and im melting on the floor laughing my arse offffff this past a couple o hours😭😭😭😭😭👌👌👌👌

    • @rhodwilliams7258
      @rhodwilliams7258 5 років тому +1

      Yeah. Same. I've had to delay the stuff I have to do 4 times... 😂

  • @bigkeith1022
    @bigkeith1022 5 років тому +7

    This is handsdown one of the best bits ever.

  • @ultimatezenku
    @ultimatezenku 6 років тому +52

    I’m actually impressed 👏🏾

  • @cedricabello5273
    @cedricabello5273 6 років тому +37

    Wow I’ve been following this podcast literally since it’s started & I’ve seen Andrew do comedy before out here in the Bay Area but he’s gotten ALOT better at stand up. He’s found ways to translate his comedy from the podcast into stand up form. Keep grinding dude the Netflix special is coming by 2019!

  • @Ayplus
    @Ayplus 6 років тому +36

    I live in Canada, I can attest to this. . .The best thing they got is Poutine and its just fries with cheese and gravy.

    • @002brooklyn
      @002brooklyn 6 років тому

      A. Rashad attest means like agree

    • @Ayplus
      @Ayplus 6 років тому

      Agree means like attest

    • @002brooklyn
      @002brooklyn 6 років тому +2

      Batman means like Bruce Wayne

    • @Ayplus
      @Ayplus 6 років тому

      Also true

    • @aesoplaak879
      @aesoplaak879 6 років тому +1

      Not a seafood fan?? East Coast cuisine 👌

  • @oguza.799
    @oguza.799 2 роки тому +7

    I am from Turkey and in my country women rights developed from 1980s and an example for that my grandmas make the best food in the world but my mom is a modern woman she is a doctor I love her but she can't make even a toast.
    I started doing my own fucking food for 3 years ( I am in highschool and had to go to diffrent city to take good education and I am living alone) and my food skills are very impressive than before 3 years. I think it is about all the practice I agree with him.

  • @MrTheSmokinman
    @MrTheSmokinman 5 років тому +94

    Technically he's not wrong lol. I mean since we took women out the kitchen and put them in factories we haven't came up with any new food entrees for the past 100 years. We've been relying on foreign countries for new ideas lol

    • @bigeric1030
      @bigeric1030 4 роки тому +1

      This comment is low key funny as fuck!

  • @TrinidadSuperman
    @TrinidadSuperman 6 років тому +67

    😂😂 this is so Andrew

  • @PurplDrank
    @PurplDrank 6 років тому +12

    I just discovered this guy the other day on UA-cam. He’s hilarious and now I’m watching all his skits

  • @tylersinton3095
    @tylersinton3095 4 місяці тому +2

    Anybody who served in Afghanistan and was lucky enough to eat dinner at a locals house knows how true this is. People living in mud houses, no grocery stores, just a bazaar with a dirt road. Best food I've ever eaten. Because the wives can't go out they're at home cooking all day.

  • @JarronD
    @JarronD 6 років тому +46

    Just waiting for that Netflix special

  • @Rags2Riches762
    @Rags2Riches762 5 років тому +12

    This guy seems genuinely underrated....he is truly a force to be reckoned with

  • @Ho11is2Ho11ywood
    @Ho11is2Ho11ywood 6 років тому +11

    His stand up has gotten so much better

  • @mariselam8941
    @mariselam8941 5 років тому +7

    Loving the “SELENA” shirt 💕💕💕💕❤️❤️❤️

  • @tyrionlannister467
    @tyrionlannister467 6 років тому +9

    Keep it up Schulz this shit was hilarious

  • @YammoandDebo
    @YammoandDebo 5 років тому +8

    “Equality cuisine” 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @ilovejuleslane
    @ilovejuleslane 5 років тому +5

    The lasagna bit got me 😂

  • @preranapradeep3963
    @preranapradeep3963 3 роки тому +12

    I am so offended by myself that I was literally laughing out loud 🤣

  • @MrYutbe57
    @MrYutbe57 5 років тому +8

    Probably the best stand-up routine I've seen in the last two years.

  • @mazenalam6060
    @mazenalam6060 5 років тому +15

    Am waiting for his Netflix special

  • @kiddk13
    @kiddk13 6 років тому +16

    Fair play Schulz! Great routine! 😂

  • @1saramalek727
    @1saramalek727 4 роки тому +5

    I M AN ARAB MUSLIM GIRL N I M LIIKING THIS FOR SURE HHHH WELL WOMEN IN THE ARAB WORLD ARE TREATED WITH RESPECT I ASSURE YOU MUCH LOVE FROM ALGIERS ALGERIA NORTH AFRICA

    • @rayepenber6446
      @rayepenber6446 3 роки тому

      Oh are they? 😂

    • @DivinesLegacy
      @DivinesLegacy 6 місяців тому

      @@rayepenber6446probably most countries except Afghanistan. If they weren’t then women would be rebelling, Seems they are doing something right, because there’s a mutual exchange of something.

  • @romilrh
    @romilrh 2 роки тому +4

    This is actually a brilliant recipe for comedy, cause he's roasting and complimenting EVERYONE. Either you get a compliment for having equality (yay) or great food (also yay)

  • @blackcat-mp7kh
    @blackcat-mp7kh 6 років тому +18

    The food thing is actually true 😂😂

  • @TheOutside84
    @TheOutside84 6 років тому +39

    Dope. When you coming to Seattle man?

    • @sxorpionking4955
      @sxorpionking4955 6 років тому +1

      ThePatmarsh bitch he doesnt need to come to you you need to go to him

    • @TheOutside84
      @TheOutside84 6 років тому +1

      lsjddjkdbdkbdknshs 28 you bored bro?

    • @gregoryeverson741
      @gregoryeverson741 6 років тому +2

      this comic wouldnt live in Seattle its to PC there for his routine

    • @TheOutside84
      @TheOutside84 6 років тому

      Gregory Everson I saw Michael Blackson here in a sold out show. He'd do just fine here.

    • @gregoryeverson741
      @gregoryeverson741 6 років тому +2

      its a joke cuz Seattle is so PC liberal now, they called 2 woman out for making burritos and forced them to shut down

  • @EdginLegend
    @EdginLegend 8 місяців тому +1

    His shirt is just the cherry on top for this bit.