Are comments being deleted constantly on UA-cam right now? The responses to you don't like up properly and I thought I'd finally ask someone. THAT WAS AWESOME! Doesn't seem like a proper response to bringing up bullshido is why I chose to ask you
I used to know somebody who lived in a really rough area who would use his keys as makeshift knuckle dusters. He had a heart of gold, and just needed to fight back. It always worked for him.
The amount of force you can generate with what little grip you can get on your keys is likely much less damaging than what you’ll suffer from having the keys impact your own hand when attempting this. And your attacker won’t wait for you to rearrange your keys after every strike. Just run away, or use your hands and feet. Or keep a taser or pepper spray on your keys
yeh. I think this is fine for girls, cos some damage with minor force, but for men I think the ability to grab and punch well is much more important than having some keys.
in some countries all of these self defense methods are illegal besides hands make sure to pick your best self defense option and always keep it with you
@@grunglestink in the united states it is legal to defend yourself as long as you didn't instigate the fight and in Texas and a few other states it is legal to concealed carry without a permit and you are allowed to defend your property as well
Don’t try stab someone with keys. Unless they have a weapon. Just learn to dodge punches, learn to grapple. Learn to body slam, learn to one two-left hook
Too much??? I’m saying To learn four things an you think learning martial arts is a shortcut? You two idiots probably think you know wing chun an can snap a guys arm with some fucking dagger fist attack
Even wet noodles can be deadly dangerous when you attack using a disciplined mind and a fighting spirit daniel san. now drop down a give me 10 push ups and wax my cars.
Сразу видно что на видео настоящий боец, так как нужно иметь большую смелость и сотни часов тренировок для того чтобы выполнить приём или серию ударов с неподвижным маникеном без рук.
No, it's considered a force multiplier. Even if the way you defend yourself is deemed unjustified, the self defense case alone will probably get you probation, maybe jail until the first court date, but not prison.
The best self-defense is to behave like an adult and don't engage in violence. Run away from any man-child who still thinks they are in the school playground.
@@VibeGuyGaming870 Let's not pretend that most people who are into defense tecniques, secretly want to be in a fight and test themselves, so their mind set is not descalation like it should be.
В 2008году мой знакомый так же применил ключи против ножа, при самообороне, случайно попал в висок, нападавший ( с ножом) умер, знакомый отсидел 7 лет, осудили за убийство по неосторожности! Откинулся с погонялом ‘ключник’🤦♂️. С тех пор ключи в кармане не таскает!😂
My friend that used to be pretty often in fights when he was younger said to me. Keys are useless in fights, the best you can do with them is grab them for a little more weight in your punches, but it barely changes the weight anyway. Idk how much of it is true but sounds real
I thought I was the only man who knew how to use them, but I used them so that I would not break anyone’s bones with my hands. I cannot break anyone’s bones again.
Bro they were about to engage in man to man, hands on mutual combat, like proper gentleman and you being a savage, want to bring weapons into it. Classless.
Works every time, when my attacker has balloons 🎈 😅
What if he had bunch of grapes? What if he had a pointed stick?
What if my attacker has balloons, but I don't have keys
😂😂 classic
@@marek-kulczycki-8286 Or a banana?
@destroyerofworlds2239 entonces entraste al cumpleaños equivocado
Last week a madman threatened me with 2 balloons. If only I had seen this before, damn it
The low black forces scream I'm lookin for a party.
😂😂😂
Jajajaja
😂😂😂🤣🫡😂😂🤣
@@jorgeserrat7568FAFAFAFAFA 😢
The best part is allways the comments section, I love it!
"You wouldn't be around to read the comments if it were me there"
Waiting for someone to say that next 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Remember folks, most attackers will stop dead in their tracks when you pop their balloons.
Well, at least now you know how to fend off a clown at the circus… 🤔… does the circus even exist anymore..
Balloon meaning noggin, then yes 😆
That’s all very well, but what if they have no balloons?😂
They damn sure will. 😂
@@unclejohn2572 Yes sir ,Clowns and monkeys everywhere. 😂Well I’m at work. Hopefully a different scenario where you’re at 🤦♀️
Welcome to bullshido classes ladies and gentlemen
That was AWESOME!😂
😂😅 💯
So using whatever u have at hand is bs? Just another keyboard warrior
Are comments being deleted constantly on UA-cam right now? The responses to you don't like up properly and I thought I'd finally ask someone.
THAT WAS AWESOME! Doesn't seem like a proper response to bringing up bullshido is why I chose to ask you
😂😂😂 welcome to 10 years in prison for GBH.
Using keys to stab a person in a fist fight that hasnt escalated passed pushing is a sure prison sentence.
Yes plus the chance of breaking ur own hand and the fact that keys are a worse weapon than just using ur fists
😂
It could be argued that the guy in green was outnumbered, warranting use of weapons. You'll still be held guilty until proven innocent though.
They made their intent clear when they pushed him
This actually happened to me, except it was six balloons.
Dayem!! How'd you survive that attack?
clown gang is toughing up
@@Stinking82 I ran away. Balloons are scarey.
😂😂😂
99 red ones for me
Best self defense is not to fight but walk away
@fredrickdavis5746 No, RUN!
While whimpering for best effect
best self defence is slit your own throat and lay down and die works every time
On ne peut pas fuir tout le temps. Et il faut pas fuir jusqu'à être au mur pour vouloir se défendre car il sera trop tard
Better to get on your knees and apologize, and then slowly walk away while still on your knees, with your head bowed down.
You popped his hand balloons with your car keys! Brilliant!!!
I can’t wait for the next time I fight balloon hands! 🎈🎈
Idk man. McGreggor used the balloon-foot style - and you saw what happened to him.
"Balloons don't hit back." ~ Bruce Lee
I was just thinking that! 😂
😂😂😂😂
Bruce lee doesn't even hit back he's never been in a recorded fight, ever.
😂😂😂😂
Balloon pop back😂😂😂
Worked like a charm. The birthday girl’s balloons didn’t stand a chance.
Jajaja, este man...!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I hate it when my balloons get popped during a fight
Seriously
A true warrior Avoids war
You are a wise person. Cheers to smart people.
Or gets knocked out trying.
You need to look up the definition of warrior
@@nr1NPC There are many warriors that fight to love another dayoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
@@soylentgreen9492 You know what a war is?
Keys will break your own fingers faster than the opponent's
I used to know somebody who lived in a really rough area who would use his keys as makeshift knuckle dusters. He had a heart of gold, and just needed to fight back. It always worked for him.
Depends how you hold them
@@alexbarham6606 Yes indeed.
@@alexbarham6606 Yup, thumbs out, not in! :)
Wow! Good point
He's like I'm not fighting the big one I'm fighting the small one 😆
Now thats some key points
bish bash bosh!
Legit 😅😅😅😅
He's locked in.
@@DeliMeatTreeHe's keyed in? 😂
@@us3r75 huh?
It’s excellent and I had to stop at several times to look at your exact movements and the slow motion would be really helpful. Amazing thank you
Особенно хорошо в замедленном режиме это видно на темном мужчине, что вначале ролика отмечен в красном круге 👍
Dude is a beast at birthday parties.😂
Switching to your keys is faster than reloading
the tip worked because my key had a knife on the key chain 😅
I've got a 1 inch knife on my keys. Not for fighting, but I guess I could give 'em the old 1 inch 9 times trick. Id rather just use my 9mm though.
I was waiting g fur the footage
The amount of force you can generate with what little grip you can get on your keys is likely much less damaging than what you’ll suffer from having the keys impact your own hand when attempting this. And your attacker won’t wait for you to rearrange your keys after every strike. Just run away, or use your hands and feet. Or keep a taser or pepper spray on your keys
yeh. I think this is fine for girls, cos some damage with minor force, but for men I think the ability to grab and punch well is much more important than having some keys.
And that is why he's hammer fisting. Uneducated keyboard warrior #3
in some countries all of these self defense methods are illegal besides hands
make sure to pick your best self defense option and always keep it with you
It's called A GUN.
@@grunglestink in the united states it is legal to defend yourself as long as you didn't instigate the fight and in Texas and a few other states it is legal to concealed carry without a permit and you are allowed to defend your property as well
Don’t try stab someone with keys. Unless they have a weapon. Just learn to dodge punches, learn to grapple. Learn to body slam, learn to one two-left hook
Too much, just learn martial arts
To much, just learn martial arts
@@Wompified1534 to long didnt read
Too much??? I’m saying To learn four things an you think learning martial arts is a shortcut? You two idiots probably think you know wing chun an can snap a guys arm with some fucking dagger fist attack
@@LuckyTheSaint 😂
The pause button was covering the "S" so it looked like "ELF DEFENSE WITH KEYS" and I thought man, hasn't this short guy been thru enough?? 😅
Sir, why do u have keys?
Me: so I can pop balloons when others try to fight me 🔑
I mean you got at least oneshot before you break your fingers, could probabky hut the throat.
Любой предмет который есть в наличии в умелых руках может стать оружием, даже банковская карточка из пластика.
But you don’t hold a knife by the blade. This is the #2 dumbest ways to use keys for self defense, and will probably get someone put in jail.
Mírate la película "Torrente", es española, verás lo de la tarjeta de plástico 😂😂😂
🤔🤔🫡🫡🫡🫡🔥🔥🔥☪️💯
That high interest rate is a real killer
Ты че ебнулся? Какая банковская карта? Фильмов меньше смотри
It's easy when the thing you hitting is not hitting back😅
AWESOME. WONDERFUL IDEA 💡 ❤😊
A ces démonstrateurs, Bruce Lee dirait : les mannequins ne rendent pas les coups! 😂😂😂
Yes, but the brain is not very good at reacting, only at predicting, and predicting is "practice"
"Le bois ne rend pas les coups".
Dans un de ses films.
Кто ты воин?
😂😂
Models, wood doesn't hit back, but the average thug ain't Bruce Lee.😊
I once used keys defending myself too, does helluva damage
Something as simple as a rolled up magazine can be a very effective weapon for self-defense .
Oh yeah, the rolled up magazine. It makes dogs shake with fear.
@@daithi1966 you look and sound like a man with experience in them kind of affairs...
No it isn’t pops
Even wet noodles can be deadly dangerous when you attack using a disciplined mind and a fighting spirit daniel san. now drop down a give me 10 push ups and wax my cars.
@@undeadzombie3795 You sound like someone who watches too much TV.
Pinche Morgan se volvió muy agresivo con la gente😂😂😂
My Dad showed me how to use "KEYS" In self Defense!!! That shit really works🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑
Eso está exelente..... Pero 2 granadas de fragmentación son mucho más efectivas 😂😂😂
If you are a survivor, you will always find your way.
The only problem is my keys are razor sharp
those KEYS ... 🎉
will put me in jail 😂
Wow I just tried that on 2 baloons and they literally EXPLODED. 😮 It really works! Thanks so much, Bullshitzu master! 😅
😂😂bro wtf
I always use my keys as a weapon
Your 2 times... lmao. 😊
Yo las uso para abrir la puerta y para hacer arrancar el auto !
Nah, old dude was about to pummel my guy and he moves like he's been in the ring.
Nice move, but you got a slow it down for us folder guys😂❤
I turn 51 next week. We need a move were we can use our walker to defend ourselves
@@brotherlou-e 85 86 next month
@@TheBrassmonkey411 you can hit them with wisdom ! 😅
Remember kids, this only works in controlled situations. Not in real life.
Jackass
Had to watch this a few times but yeah man respect 👊
I really like the hoody the bystander is wearing. Manufacturer?
Speaking of which, what is that track suit you’re wearing? Very cool!!
Same company as the "trainer in video"?.
I like the trainers also
I can open beers and doors with mine
I feel like Batman in the hood when I unlock grocery store carts with mine and hand it over to surprised but thankful incoming customers.💪🏾😑👍🏾
The guy who loses is not always the guy backing up
I've done that with effectiveness about 40 years ago in a bar parking lot.
Congratulations Hugh😊
MAKE ANY BROTHER THINK YOU SCARED AND HE WILL TRY AND BEAT YOU SENSELESS AND BRAGG ABOUT
Garnicht cool die Schlüssel als Waffe zu benutzen. Ein echter Mann nimmt seine Fäuste.
When all you have are keys because you're facing knives you use the keys
Some times you have to be very violent and keys get the job done 😊 I've used them
Agree " they make the face a real mess .... and when they see there own blood the fight is suddenly all gone out of them.👍
Ya to start your car.
Lame Karen's have their fantasy creative writing class in this thread.
Buena Enseñansa Gracias . Bendiciones.❤❤❤.
I always keep one sharp key on my keychain just in case and it still works to open my trunk 😂
somehow i believe the guy knew what he was doing the way he lift his hand i would like to see the full video.
if someone hikes their pants, hands are coming
My Dad did stuff for the Army. He taught us stuff. This is very effective
Сразу видно что на видео настоящий боец, так как нужно иметь большую смелость и сотни часов тренировок для того чтобы выполнить приём или серию ударов с неподвижным маникеном без рук.
😂😂😂😂
Igualmente yo no quiero tener problemas con él.
Ой котакбас...
Man with a defense like that, if you manage to put it into practice, you risk ending up in prison.
Be careful when teaching these things.
No, it's considered a force multiplier. Even if the way you defend yourself is deemed unjustified, the self defense case alone will probably get you probation, maybe jail until the first court date, but not prison.
That's a very prejudice reply...
Are you an USian?
There's a whole world outside of the US bubble...
Surely, at that point you're going to be like where are my keys.
Every thing is there in our hands…. Key will hurt yourself badly.
Use your bare hand or knuckles
LO BUENO DE LOS MANIKIS QUE SIEMPRE LES PODEMOS GANAR Y PEGARLE DÓNDE QUERAMOS, QUITAN EL ESTRÉS!🎉🎉🎉
🇩🇴😄es verdad 😅muy lindo cuando te dan tu trompón😂
And almost nobody understand how it is serious and dangerous?!
The best self-defense is to behave like an adult and don't engage in violence. Run away from any man-child who still thinks they are in the school playground.
Because adults shouldn’t know how to defend themselves
Running away doesn't work half the time, it would get you killed or beat up
@@Flow_207 Dude, fighting also doesn't work half of the time because every fight starts with a 50/50 chance of winning or losing. 😂
@@VibeGuyGaming870 Let's not pretend that most people who are into defense tecniques, secretly want to be in a fight and test themselves, so their mind set is not descalation like it should be.
Lo mismo pero con kubotan,,,,los venden en amazony
In many places across the globe keys when used in self defence can be classed as a weapon
I'm never carrying bloons again
_AI SACA A PISTOLA 💥💥💥_
Bros a menace at kids parties
В 2008году мой знакомый так же применил ключи против ножа, при самообороне, случайно попал в висок, нападавший ( с ножом) умер, знакомый отсидел 7 лет, осудили за убийство по неосторожности! Откинулся с погонялом ‘ключник’🤦♂️. С тех пор ключи в кармане не таскает!😂
Всё начинается с костей. Кости крепкие надо иметь.
My friend that used to be pretty often in fights when he was younger said to me. Keys are useless in fights, the best you can do with them is grab them for a little more weight in your punches, but it barely changes the weight anyway. Idk how much of it is true but sounds real
Keys are best used to start the car and get the F outta there
C'est toujours plus simple sur un mannequin imobile 😅
Браво 💪
Warden: let me tell you how i beat 10 men trying to escape.
The key smashed the guy into a different colour 😂
Keys are like knifes very effective in street defence.
This guys got jokes......like any of those guys got keys.....😂😂
I thought I was the only man who knew how to use them, but I used them so that I would not break anyone’s bones with my hands. I cannot break anyone’s bones again.
is that rock then this will not work 😂😂
Thank you. Im diabled everything you share with us i try to absorb . Thank ypu for sharing
What if this key hits your eye or head?
You'll be deadly at any birthday party. 🎉😂
Thank you for teaching me how to use my keys to defend myself 🤕😩😒🙄
The 'key' to self-defense, is watching these clips on your couch with a cold beer and some chips and become a master in no time 🎉 Fuiyohhhh 🥳
Show us the key fob version next
First line of self defense is never letting yourself be around the animals.
To be clean by animals I mean "urban future doctors"
Man u Got me put out my niece B Day party for trying this technique!! 😅
Keys are pretty effective ngl
I recommend keys with a lanyard that you can swing which also gives you a distance to the other person
Now I know how to defend myself against a balloon attack
Same strategy I use when fighting the final bosses in resident evil games
He wasnt attacking him balloons though😂
Passes up the big fella& goes for the one backing off😠
When you see a ninja pulling up their pants back up coz they are getting ready to unleash hell on you😂
Bro they were about to engage in man to man, hands on mutual combat, like proper gentleman and you being a savage, want to bring weapons into it. Classless.
Excellent move.
"When your enemies have balloons, stab'em with pointy objects!" Art of War by Sun Tzu
The literal key to aggravated assault charge for maiming someone.
Hey that’s my move!!! Has been since I was boxing…. My go to combo.. low jab high jab hook/straight
No sé si es una cuestión de alguna especie de ritual pero ¿Por qué los afroamericanos siempre se arremangan los pantalones? 😂
What an AWESOME video!
Balloon violence needs to stop!
Finally I can overcome my balloon phobia with one simple trick!