Are comments being deleted constantly on UA-cam right now? The responses to you don't like up properly and I thought I'd finally ask someone. THAT WAS AWESOME! Doesn't seem like a proper response to bringing up bullshido is why I chose to ask you
The amount of force you can generate with what little grip you can get on your keys is likely much less damaging than what you’ll suffer from having the keys impact your own hand when attempting this. And your attacker won’t wait for you to rearrange your keys after every strike. Just run away, or use your hands and feet. Or keep a taser or pepper spray on your keys
yeh. I think this is fine for girls, cos some damage with minor force, but for men I think the ability to grab and punch well is much more important than having some keys.
someone who knows nothing about physical contact giving advice like hes a professional, keys must only have the reputation for great stabbers for lies and jokes
in some countries all of these self defense methods are illegal besides hands make sure to pick your best self defense option and always keep it with you
I used to know somebody who lived in a really rough area who would use his keys as makeshift knuckle dusters. He had a heart of gold, and just needed to fight back. It always worked for him.
Don’t try stab someone with keys. Unless they have a weapon. Just learn to dodge punches, learn to grapple. Learn to body slam, learn to one two-left hook
Too much??? I’m saying To learn four things an you think learning martial arts is a shortcut? You two idiots probably think you know wing chun an can snap a guys arm with some fucking dagger fist attack
Even wet noodles can be deadly dangerous when you attack using a disciplined mind and a fighting spirit daniel san. now drop down a give me 10 push ups and wax my cars.
I've gone up against some big powerful trained men and I can say with certainty if you've got a key like that and you miss his eye you're going to be sore for 3 weeks if you live.
In 1996,a guy approached me aggressively with his hands in his pockets,all of a sudden I heard keys rattling in his pocket,and that’s when he kiss the floor!
@@Teevie255 I am not joking! I went into a club,and picked up a girl and we walked outside and the guy came up and said “Why are you taking my girl ?” I thought she was his then I asked her if she knew him then she shook her head no! Then I said “ she said no” and he kept coming close even though I asked him not come closer then a metre! Yet he still aggressively invade my space,then it happened.I and the girl catch up the following day to go and watch a movie.She told me he asked to dance with him in the club before I came in,but when asked again,she refused! It she was his girl,I would walked away humbly!
Сразу видно что на видео настоящий боец, так как нужно иметь большую смелость и сотни часов тренировок для того чтобы выполнить приём или серию ударов с неподвижным маникеном без рук.
If this is your last resort, run. The balloons don't compare to your skin which will need extra force. There's also a seasonal flaw. They had on thick clothing like sweatshirts, which also requires another extra amount of force as well.
The best self-defense is to behave like an adult and don't engage in violence. Run away from any man-child who still thinks they are in the school playground.
@@VibeGuyGaming870 Let's not pretend that most people who are into defense tecniques, secretly want to be in a fight and test themselves, so their mind set is not descalation like it should be.
That's a good way to catch a felonious assault charge. I mean i could understand if someone was coming at you with a weapon and you must defend yourself but you're going to jail if this was just a simple hand to hand street fight and you do this to someone.
В 2008году мой знакомый так же применил ключи против ножа, при самообороне, случайно попал в висок, нападавший ( с ножом) умер, знакомый отсидел 7 лет, осудили за убийство по неосторожности! Откинулся с погонялом ‘ключник’🤦♂️. С тех пор ключи в кармане не таскает!😂
If keys are what you have for self-defense, then use them. I accidentally took a guy's eye, swinging in self-defense with keys in my hand. It ended the fight immediately, but 40 years later, still one of my biggest regrets.😢
I usually hit them with the motion of reloading my arms quite litteraly and then start the boxing hops if they get close and don't back off from these warnings i fade out backwards and try for a back kick from taekwando to instantly kick one out if they approach solo enough if it's multiple i'll use anything i can grab hold off😂 i got people to come home for ain't getting me without a fight anytime soon! Have a nice day for anyone who read this yapp
I find that when somebody is coming after you even when you are moving away from them you have to have the mind to all of a sudden meet them halfway and deal with them, because at that point you moving away from them is weakness in the mind of the aggressor...... And No I'm not telling no one to fight but at that point it's either you or them! they are not going to stop coming once you're moving back... Some people would literally run after you to fight you, I have seen it!
worked like a charm . The blind girl selling cookies never stood a chance . Selling cookies without a license on the streets ? I ain't no hero just doing my job keeping the city streets clean .
I love how people are criticizing this video, saying stuff like, it only works against dummy, or controlled environments. The facrmt is, 99% of the time, if you hit someone, first, fast, and hard, you will win the fight. Get into some fights before you try speaking on the subject
Works every time, when my attacker has balloons 🎈 😅
What if he had bunch of grapes? What if he had a pointed stick?
What if my attacker has balloons, but I don't have keys
😂😂 classic
@@marek-kulczycki-8286 Or a banana?
@destroyerofworlds2239 entonces entraste al cumpleaños equivocado
Last week a madman threatened me with 2 balloons. If only I had seen this before, damn it
The low black forces scream I'm lookin for a party.
😂😂😂
Jajajaja
😂😂😂🤣🫡😂😂🤣
@@jorgeserrat7568FAFAFAFAFA 😢
Remember folks, most attackers will stop dead in their tracks when you pop their balloons.
Well, at least now you know how to fend off a clown at the circus… 🤔… does the circus even exist anymore..
Balloon meaning noggin, then yes 😆
That’s all very well, but what if they have no balloons?😂
They damn sure will. 😂
@@unclejohn2572 Yes sir ,Clowns and monkeys everywhere. 😂Well I’m at work. Hopefully a different scenario where you’re at 🤦♀️
Seriously
A true warrior Avoids war
You are a wise person. Cheers to smart people.
Or gets knocked out trying.
Worked like a charm. The birthday girl’s balloons didn’t stand a chance.
Jajaja, este man...!!
"Balloons don't hit back." ~ Bruce Lee
I was just thinking that! 😂
😂😂😂😂
Bruce lee doesn't even hit back he's never been in a recorded fight, ever.
😂😂😂😂
Balloon pop back😂😂😂
Welcome to bullshido classes ladies and gentlemen
That was AWESOME!😂
😂😅 💯
So using whatever u have at hand is bs? Just another keyboard warrior
Are comments being deleted constantly on UA-cam right now? The responses to you don't like up properly and I thought I'd finally ask someone.
THAT WAS AWESOME! Doesn't seem like a proper response to bringing up bullshido is why I chose to ask you
😂😂😂 welcome to 10 years in prison for GBH.
This actually happened to me, except it was six balloons.
Dayem!! How'd you survive that attack?
clown gang is toughing up
@@Stinking82 I ran away. Balloons are scarey.
😂😂😂
99 red ones for me
The amount of force you can generate with what little grip you can get on your keys is likely much less damaging than what you’ll suffer from having the keys impact your own hand when attempting this. And your attacker won’t wait for you to rearrange your keys after every strike. Just run away, or use your hands and feet. Or keep a taser or pepper spray on your keys
yeh. I think this is fine for girls, cos some damage with minor force, but for men I think the ability to grab and punch well is much more important than having some keys.
And that is why he's hammer fisting. Uneducated keyboard warrior #3
someone who knows nothing about physical contact giving advice like hes a professional, keys must only have the reputation for great stabbers for lies and jokes
in some countries all of these self defense methods are illegal besides hands
make sure to pick your best self defense option and always keep it with you
It's called A GUN.
Wow I just tried that on 2 baloons and they literally EXPLODED. 😮 It really works! Thanks so much, Bullshitzu master! 😅
Best self defense is not to fight but walk away
@fredrickdavis5746 No, RUN!
While whimpering for best effect
best self defence is slit your own throat and lay down and die works every time
On ne peut pas fuir tout le temps. Et il faut pas fuir jusqu'à être au mur pour vouloir se défendre car il sera trop tard
Better to get on your knees and apologize, and then slowly walk away while still on your knees, with your head bowed down.
Keys will break your own fingers faster than the opponent's
I used to know somebody who lived in a really rough area who would use his keys as makeshift knuckle dusters. He had a heart of gold, and just needed to fight back. It always worked for him.
Depends how you hold them
@@alexbarham6606 Yes indeed.
@@alexbarham6606 Yup, thumbs out, not in! :)
Wow! Good point
Don’t try stab someone with keys. Unless they have a weapon. Just learn to dodge punches, learn to grapple. Learn to body slam, learn to one two-left hook
Too much, just learn martial arts
To much, just learn martial arts
@@Wompified1534 to long didnt read
Too much??? I’m saying To learn four things an you think learning martial arts is a shortcut? You two idiots probably think you know wing chun an can snap a guys arm with some fucking dagger fist attack
@@LuckyTheSaint 😂
Now thats some key points
Remember kids, this only works in controlled situations. Not in real life.
If you are a survivor, you will always find your way.
It’s excellent and I had to stop at several times to look at your exact movements and the slow motion would be really helpful. Amazing thank you
Особенно хорошо в замедленном режиме это видно на темном мужчине, что вначале ролика отмечен в красном круге 👍
the tip worked because my key had a knife on the key chain 😅
I've got a 1 inch knife on my keys. Not for fighting, but I guess I could give 'em the old 1 inch 9 times trick. Id rather just use my 9mm though.
Something as simple as a rolled up magazine can be a very effective weapon for self-defense .
Oh yeah, the rolled up magazine. It makes dogs shake with fear.
@@daithi1966 you look and sound like a man with experience in them kind of affairs...
No it isn’t pops
Even wet noodles can be deadly dangerous when you attack using a disciplined mind and a fighting spirit daniel san. now drop down a give me 10 push ups and wax my cars.
@@undeadzombie3795 You sound like someone who watches too much TV.
Thanks for the tip
Любой предмет который есть в наличии в умелых руках может стать оружием, даже банковская карточка из пластика.
But you don’t hold a knife by the blade. This is the #2 dumbest ways to use keys for self defense, and will probably get someone put in jail.
Mírate la película "Torrente", es española, verás lo de la tarjeta de plástico 😂😂😂
🤔🤔🫡🫡🫡🫡🔥🔥🔥☪️💯
That high interest rate is a real killer
Ты че ебнулся? Какая банковская карта? Фильмов меньше смотри
I really like the hoody the bystander is wearing. Manufacturer?
Speaking of which, what is that track suit you’re wearing? Very cool!!
Same company as the "trainer in video"?.
AWESOME. WONDERFUL IDEA 💡 ❤😊
Man with a defense like that, if you manage to put it into practice, you risk ending up in prison.
Be careful when teaching these things.
I've gone up against some big powerful trained men and I can say with certainty if you've got a key like that and you miss his eye you're going to be sore for 3 weeks if you live.
In 1996,a guy approached me aggressively with his hands in his pockets,all of a sudden I heard keys rattling in his pocket,and that’s when he kiss the floor!
The floor tastes good to him
😂😂😂 yeah right
@@Teevie255 I am not joking! I went into a club,and picked up a girl and we walked outside and the guy came up and said “Why are you taking my girl ?” I thought she was his then I asked her if she knew him then she shook her head no! Then I said “ she said no” and he kept coming close even though I asked him not come closer then a metre! Yet he still aggressively invade my space,then it happened.I and the girl catch up the following day to go and watch a movie.She told me he asked to dance with him in the club before I came in,but when asked again,she refused! It she was his girl,I would walked away humbly!
@@BDx437 I didn’t asked for,he did!!!
Yeah nice fairy tale 😂😂
Some times you have to be very violent and keys get the job done 😊 I've used them
Agree " they make the face a real mess .... and when they see there own blood the fight is suddenly all gone out of them.👍
Ya to start your car.
Lame Karen's have their fantasy creative writing class in this thread.
A ces démonstrateurs, Bruce Lee dirait : les mannequins ne rendent pas les coups! 😂😂😂
Yes, but the brain is not very good at reacting, only at predicting, and predicting is "practice"
"Le bois ne rend pas les coups".
Dans un de ses films.
Кто ты воин?
😂😂
Models, wood doesn't hit back, but the average thug ain't Bruce Lee.😊
My Mum told me to hold keys like this when out in the dark.❤❤❤
Good to see Onyx still in the mix!
I can open beers and doors with mine
I feel like Batman in the hood when I unlock grocery store carts with mine and hand it over to surprised but thankful incoming customers.💪🏾😑👍🏾
MAKE ANY BROTHER THINK YOU SCARED AND HE WILL TRY AND BEAT YOU SENSELESS AND BRAGG ABOUT
The only problem is my keys are razor sharp
You are a master at hitting stationary targets, a live target is moving and may have weapons. If you hit her, she can shoot or kill you
Thank you God bless you ❤
Nice move, but you got a slow it down for us folder guys😂❤
I turn 51 next week. We need a move were we can use our walker to defend ourselves
@@brotherlou-e 85 86 next month
@@TheBrassmonkey411 you can hit them with wisdom ! 😅
Every thing is there in our hands…. Key will hurt yourself badly.
Use your bare hand or knuckles
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NATURAL BEAUTY
NATURALLY SWEET
She knows exactly what viewers want
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The guy has the cutest face I've seen today.
This guy is controlled distance. It means he have a sense of fight.
somehow i believe the guy knew what he was doing the way he lift his hand i would like to see the full video.
I've done that with effectiveness about 40 years ago in a bar parking lot.
Congratulations Hugh😊
Сразу видно что на видео настоящий боец, так как нужно иметь большую смелость и сотни часов тренировок для того чтобы выполнить приём или серию ударов с неподвижным маникеном без рук.
😂😂😂😂
Igualmente yo no quiero tener problemas con él.
Ой котакбас...
Switching to your keys is faster than reloading
If this is your last resort, run. The balloons don't compare to your skin which will need extra force. There's also a seasonal flaw. They had on thick clothing like sweatshirts, which also requires another extra amount of force as well.
I always use my keys as a weapon
Your 2 times... lmao. 😊
Yo las uso para abrir la puerta y para hacer arrancar el auto !
Buena Enseñansa Gracias . Bendiciones.❤❤❤.
The best self-defense is to behave like an adult and don't engage in violence. Run away from any man-child who still thinks they are in the school playground.
Because adults shouldn’t know how to defend themselves
Running away doesn't work half the time, it would get you killed or beat up
@@Flow_207 Dude, fighting also doesn't work half of the time because every fight starts with a 50/50 chance of winning or losing. 😂
@@VibeGuyGaming870 Let's not pretend that most people who are into defense tecniques, secretly want to be in a fight and test themselves, so their mind set is not descalation like it should be.
The cordless hole puncher is more intimidating and efficient. 🤷♂️ just saying.
Don't give out all the secrets kid💪🏾
Pinche Morgan se volvió muy agresivo con la gente😂😂😂
LO BUENO DE LOS MANIKIS QUE SIEMPRE LES PODEMOS GANAR Y PEGARLE DÓNDE QUERAMOS, QUITAN EL ESTRÉS!🎉🎉🎉
🇩🇴😄es verdad 😅muy lindo cuando te dan tu trompón😂
if someone hikes their pants, hands are coming
In the eyes of the law It’s not self defence when you’re the one with the offensive weapon
That's a good way to catch a felonious assault charge.
I mean i could understand if someone was coming at you with a weapon and you must defend yourself but you're going to jail if this was just a simple hand to hand street fight and you do this to someone.
Lo mismo pero con kubotan,,,,los venden en amazony
I'm never carrying bloons again
В 2008году мой знакомый так же применил ключи против ножа, при самообороне, случайно попал в висок, нападавший ( с ножом) умер, знакомый отсидел 7 лет, осудили за убийство по неосторожности! Откинулся с погонялом ‘ключник’🤦♂️. С тех пор ключи в кармане не таскает!😂
Sir, why do u have keys?
Me: so I can pop balloons when others try to fight me 🔑
Cowards never fight fair and straight up! No respect with the keys.
Всё начинается с костей. Кости крепкие надо иметь.
C'est toujours plus simple sur un mannequin imobile 😅
_AI SACA A PISTOLA 💥💥💥_
😮 that’s way better than key through each finger grip. Less likely to bend
Some fights, you can't avoid, for every else. There's Mastercard...
Браво 💪
If keys are what you have for self-defense, then use them. I accidentally took a guy's eye, swinging in self-defense with keys in my hand. It ended the fight immediately, but 40 years later, still one of my biggest regrets.😢
Go for the good soft spots like eyeballs. :) If you can hit an eyeball with a key the game is pretty much over.
Gusy, in any case, when you can escape rage unharmed, go! Otherwise, you may find yourself fighting against someone who has nothing to lose.
I usually hit them with the motion of reloading my arms quite litteraly and then start the boxing hops if they get close and don't back off from these warnings i fade out backwards and try for a back kick from taekwando to instantly kick one out if they approach solo enough if it's multiple i'll use anything i can grab hold off😂 i got people to come home for ain't getting me without a fight anytime soon! Have a nice day for anyone who read this yapp
Street fights are gnarly fam, I've seen a guy staying another guy with an ashtray 😅 .. no joke
I find that when somebody is coming after you even when you are moving away from them you have to have the mind to all of a sudden meet them halfway and deal with them, because at that point you moving away from them is weakness in the mind of the aggressor......
And No I'm not telling no one to fight but at that point it's either you or them!
they are not going to stop coming once you're moving back...
Some people would literally run after you to fight you, I have seen it!
The pause button was covering the "S" so it looked like "ELF DEFENSE WITH KEYS" and I thought man, hasn't this short guy been thru enough?? 😅
I see he didn't go for the big guy.He went for the smaller guy
Lightning strikes more than once...Great form and speed.
in self defense You can use anything you have yes keys work
Thank you!❤
In a heated fight those keys are lost somewhere on the ground within seconds😂. In every physical altercation prepare for the unexpected
Avoid if possible - fight if you must
Excellent move.
Me gusta la actitud del muchacho. Se alista para luchar pero al mismo tiempo evita con sus manos la confrontacion
Ого, Саян братан завел канал на youtube. Уважуха
Using keys to stab a person in a fist fight that hasnt escalated passed pushing is a sure prison sentence.
What an AWESOME video!
Balloon violence needs to stop!
My Dad did stuff for the Army. He taught us stuff. This is very effective
Funcionara con personas en movimiento??
La violencia no es la solución a la violencia. Esto es lo que hacen los niños pequeños que aún no conocen la diferencia entre el bien y el mal.
worked like a charm . The blind girl selling cookies never stood a chance . Selling cookies without a license on the streets ? I ain't no hero just doing my job keeping the city streets clean .
As Bruce Lee once said “ balloons don’t hit back”
You can grind an extra key down to use as a weapon
My Dad showed me how to use "KEYS" In self Defense!!! That shit really works🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑
Nah, old dude was about to pummel my guy and he moves like he's been in the ring.
Had to watch this a few times but yeah man respect 👊
Por quê não tem nenhum assim no UFC rs
It works on knifes, not on keys because keys are dull
We're not killing people, just fighting man
The guy who loses is not always the guy backing up
I love how people are criticizing this video, saying stuff like, it only works against dummy, or controlled environments. The facrmt is, 99% of the time, if you hit someone, first, fast, and hard, you will win the fight. Get into some fights before you try speaking on the subject
Hey that’s my move!!! Has been since I was boxing…. My go to combo.. low jab high jab hook/straight
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