"The Aarakocra is now _better_ ", "Yeah, now your family will be worth a damn" and "Go Go Gadget, Fuck This" are now a few of my new favorite phrases because of the artificer
This man speaks to my soul! I'm actually in my first campaign playing an eladrin rouge artifcer. The idea was a thief who makes gadgets to aid in his thieving, but now..... well due to the circumstances of our campaign refr is now more of an chaotic scientist who happens to enjoy picking pockets. I've even, through some lucky rolls, gotten this thick, red, semi sentient(maybe unsure so far), liquid that devours any organic bodies it touches making more of itself in the process. I've already got plans for grenades, arrows, delayed release capsules for putting into food, just soooooooo maaaaaaaannnyyy goodies 😈
Listen, if you're either a party member of a warforged or are a battle smith, it would be a violation of the SPIRIT of artificers to not add cannons to it
I played a warforge once, we had a little lizard artificer in our group, he made me a ball turret on my shoulder and he would go into it and feed it ammo
A jar full of angry hornets turn in to pure chaos a robotic pigeon loaded with napalm claric reminds me of my self art artfisher just reminds of my crazy side
Ya know it's kinda funny. In one of my campaigns, the cleric and I were quite literally inseparable due to the fact that we BOTH wanted to piss everything off
as an artificer from a bullshit campaigne i litterally made a car out of swords and the inside is just the seats being the sheath's, so imagine being a random enemy bandit who just hears some eurobeat music coming from a distance and then suddenly get stabbed by a vehicle going very fast and made of several swords, if that's the most unexpected and funniest invention for an artificer i don't know what is!!! :D
You don't XD this cinematic universe takes place in a dungeons and dragons based world of nonesense and tomfoolery. In normal DnD that would be next to impossible.
@@HereticalFunHouse Maybe, Maybe not haha. He is just like this with his character. His name is Celatum. He made a War forged dragon robot he named El Jeula with the help of the Lich. Its personality is homicidal, suicidal, and obsessed with Making Toast to a insane degree. One time burning down a bakery for kicks. Literally he will chase bread screaming "Toast!!!" and the cherry on top is he hates his maker " Celatum ", and thinks he's a moron. El Jeula only knows a few words " Toast "is one and is more of a menace to the party then help. and this is just tuesday for Celatum. He's made a lot of other crazy things that range from helpful to down right insanely dangerous for everyone including himself. Feel Free to use this for one of your videos if you like, just make sure to credit it to my youtube and stream haha
Hey can we have an all seeing glass eye ball, have two of them to replace someone's actual eyes so that they can see everything even becoming a peeping tom, keep away from bards
Go for it! Roll 20 is a great website for online games, or you local game shop should probably have a few IRL ones! Discord also has a ton of communities for it. Artificer is by far the most creative class too, if you can dream it and roll well, you can make it!
as someone who is going to playing a artificer that combines tech with life soon... I like this; oh did you know that using magnesium you can make your stomach a battery similarly to that of a lemon battery?
"The Aarakocra is now _better_ ", "Yeah, now your family will be worth a damn" and "Go Go Gadget, Fuck This" are now a few of my new favorite phrases because of the artificer
Mine is "I had an idea at three in the morning while I was more energy-drink than man."
3:13 Six bullets. More than enough to kill anything that moves.
Ok, hear me out, a warfoged artificer that modifies itself for whatever situation needed
thats just the poster boy of eberron.
My man. You have now given me a idea.
@@naniwara8673 I pray for the Dm of your campaign...
Funny enough i made one already and looking forward to using him
I had similar idea but it's body shoots out weapons like the iron giant.
I just realized, The Artificer gave that prince what essentially equats to a Thorn from Destiny
I think the only difference is thorn holds 2 more bullets But now imagine Thorn but it's Any kind of automatic weapon firing in 50 BMG
@@geeklingxgamer3962 osteo striga?
@@connormcconnell7805Now make it an assault rifle firing in 50 BMG.
@@geeklingxgamer3962 so the new Necrochasm? 🤔
I CANT BREATH THAT ENDING OMG
This man speaks to my soul! I'm actually in my first campaign playing an eladrin rouge artifcer. The idea was a thief who makes gadgets to aid in his thieving, but now..... well due to the circumstances of our campaign refr is now more of an chaotic scientist who happens to enjoy picking pockets. I've even, through some lucky rolls, gotten this thick, red, semi sentient(maybe unsure so far), liquid that devours any organic bodies it touches making more of itself in the process. I've already got plans for grenades, arrows, delayed release capsules for putting into food, just soooooooo maaaaaaaannnyyy goodies 😈
Excellent! Continue the creation of mad designs! And tell us everything as you progress! I hope you have a ton of fun with that character!
We will be watching your career with great interest
The artificer guild wishes to offer you a membership
I can’t stop laughing at lawnmower Chan and go go gadget fuck this
Dude, these skits actually bring joy to my life. I am looking at making an artificer now
Awesome! Tell us how it goes! : D
"Behold my latest invention".
Go Go Gadget: Fuck this
I was laughing the entire video! Could not catch a breath. Great Job!
Gods Artificers are fucking great
Now at 728 subscribers as of making this video. Holy hell you all are amazing! Thank you so much!
now at 745...
2:22 I disagree. Science (Wizardry) is about why, Engineering (Artifice) is about why not.
I'd sub for you but only if you reply because I'm literally bored.
Now at 10.7k
Oh my god this is hilarious, I'm currently playing an artificer and I adore this.
"Go go gadget 'fuck this'"
5:15 best line in my opinion
**viciously takes notes for future artificers.**
Listen, if you're either a party member of a warforged or are a battle smith, it would be a violation of the SPIRIT of artificers to not add cannons to it
God i'm so glad these are on youtube, Tiktok makes it such a pain in the ass to watch them all.
My player who just rolled up an Artificer just sent me this. What have you done.
YOU'RE WELCOME! : D
man finally there is an artificer meme video where the punchline is actually what Artificers would do.
Finally! Someone who acknowledges the existence of Artificers.
Just randomly found this series and love it 🤣
Ok so,I just discovered this on accident and I LOVE THAT ARTIFICER
I played a warforge once, we had a little lizard artificer in our group, he made me a ball turret on my shoulder and he would go into it and feed it ammo
did this but with my gobbo artficer warforged was a absolute sweetheart of a player but damn terrifying in character
A jar full of angry hornets turn in to pure chaos a robotic pigeon loaded with napalm claric reminds me of my self art artfisher just reminds of my crazy side
This vidmakes me want to try dnd
You should give it a go! With a good team it's a very fun game!
"Go go gadget fuck this." Pop
"WHAT THE FUCK."
A few seconds later
"Fuck where am I?"
"Oh no not again."
As a fellow artificer i dearly love this
Hm is a death star out of the question with a core that devours immortal begins
Ya know it's kinda funny. In one of my campaigns, the cleric and I were quite literally inseparable due to the fact that we BOTH wanted to piss everything off
as an artificer from a bullshit campaigne i litterally made a car out of swords
and the inside is just the seats being the sheath's, so imagine being a random enemy bandit who just hears some eurobeat music coming from a distance and then suddenly get stabbed by a vehicle going very fast and made of several swords, if that's the most unexpected and funniest invention for an artificer i don't know what is!!! :D
I need more of this crazy bastard
Literaly my warforged artifcers when thers a fight
How does one CANONICALLY sleep with the Raven Queen with a dog head? (P.S.- I'm not entirely familiar with D&D, only the barebone basics)
You don't XD this cinematic universe takes place in a dungeons and dragons based world of nonesense and tomfoolery.
In normal DnD that would be next to impossible.
@@HereticalFunHouse that statement implies that it *could* be done, with a good enough roll (and/or Charisma modifier).
Okay, this is going in my Favorite Movies playlist!
SILENCE LAWNMOWER-CHAN I’m thinking
Will we ever get to see how the getting with the raven queen thing happened?
Yes : D
Ok one of my friends literally does and acts like this in game with his Artificer on my stream and its awesome
Amazing XD maybe he's a fan! Hope y'all have fun!
@@HereticalFunHouse Maybe, Maybe not haha. He is just like this with his character. His name is Celatum. He made a War forged dragon robot he named El Jeula with the help of the Lich. Its personality is homicidal, suicidal, and obsessed with Making Toast to a insane degree. One time burning down a bakery for kicks. Literally he will chase bread screaming "Toast!!!" and the cherry on top is he hates his maker " Celatum ", and thinks he's a moron. El Jeula only knows a few words " Toast "is one and is more of a menace to the party then help.
and this is just tuesday for Celatum. He's made a lot of other crazy things that range from helpful to down right insanely dangerous for everyone including himself.
Feel Free to use this for one of your videos if you like, just make sure to credit it to my youtube and stream haha
That.. That was funny as shit! I'd love to see more of these! Earned a Sub!
"I AM PACIFIC RIM"!!!
I like the cool Shiba, time to make goblin salsa!
Science isint why its why tf not quotes to live by
ok, he just got a new subscriber, and probably +1 view to all of his videos
Hey can we have an all seeing glass eye ball, have two of them to replace someone's actual eyes so that they can see everything even becoming a peeping tom, keep away from bards
This reminds me of if the emperor had a text to speech
That has gotta be one the greatest compliments I've ever received, I love that series!
Now this is why DMs hate artificers but fuck its funny
Artificer+has a kid
"I am pacific rim"
OMG why I Just found this Channel, you are awesome !! XD XD XD
So……………..
Artificers are Tony Stark?
Every other class: We don't possess the Magic slots to do it
The Wizard: THE ARTIFICER CASTED IT IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!!!
i love this
I am getting lots of rick vibes here lmao
i want more artificer it is too great and funny
I don't play DnD, but this makes me wanna be an Artificer
Go for it! Roll 20 is a great website for online games, or you local game shop should probably have a few IRL ones! Discord also has a ton of communities for it.
Artificer is by far the most creative class too, if you can dream it and roll well, you can make it!
as someone who is going to playing a artificer that combines tech with life soon... I like this; oh did you know that using magnesium you can make your stomach a battery similarly to that of a lemon battery?
Lawnmower-chan xD
You really need to do the pigeon thing, or have you already?
1st vid i saw auto sub keep it up
Yo do a skit where he makes a second warforged that's basically mechagodzilla, or do one with something to do with the blades of chaos
Make more please
Haahahahahhha
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Ngl when I get the chance I’m going to make mustard gas