@timothymarshall2365 That's why I said "could", conditional. And I see no reason why he should have resorted to use KillFace right now. That'd only be an option, if things get out of hand. He had the entire situation totally under control. Crease Control, that is...
Master Ken, your techniques saved my life. Not only did the assailants laugh their ass off at me, but they were so busy laughing I was able to crawl half a mile with my dignity still in tact. Thanks Master Ken!! 💪👍
Master Ken is sharing pearls of wisdom and yet they all nervously laugh, aware that they are perilously close to a highly trained, slightly moist crease.
Finally, a real man, teaching real life fight tactics that really work. Boys, practice w u r friends (you're gonna nd a lot of em, turnover rate is sky high) and you'll be ready to defend yourself against living anymore!
A lot of comedians laugh at their own jokes with the crowd. This guy is so dedicated to his character that he remains so serious. Definitely experienced in his craft👏👏😂
So many martial artists appear to be without knowledge on how to truly defend yourself against a knife attacker. Thank heavens we have Master Ken to show us the light! 🙏🥋
Man... that level of control... crease control, to be precise... this is far beyond everything most people would hope to accomplish within one entire lifetime worth of studying the art of Ameri-Do-Te. That's some next level stuff right there. Thanks for sharing, Sensei
i dont know how this BabOon doesn't break character, just keeps his serious face.. it really puts another tone of explosives on already ridiculous funny humour
And dont worry about all the weakspots in those creases. When you train like master Ken even your jugular artery becomes strong enough to block the blade.
Well he is about as legit a fighter as little brucey lee ever was so I guess that'd make sense. 🤔 Though he'd probably be disappointed that Master Ken made it clear it's just parody and comedy. Rather then the liar, poser, pretender, sabatuer, scam artist type genre that the Bruce the communist lee preferred going with. And disappointed M.K isn't causing all the immense damage to the West and to martial arts that the "little phoenix" did probably at the behest of the ccp or getting countless typically young, naive, desperate and often already bullied and victimized people seriously hurt or killed by taking their money for teaching them nonsense and making them think it'll make them invincible superheros with magical superpowers and keep them safe. But hey credit to Master Ken for that.
@iamshredder3587 Relax bro. Bruce made Hong Kong movies - nothing to do with the CCP. Furthermore, he didn't pretend to have super powers. He never flew through the trees in his movies. His style advocated side kicks, punches, blocks and throws. He is not responsible for depictions of flying monks and magic no-touch masters etc.
Master Ken is above any criticism. I especially like his technique to disable a gun by sticking the little finger into the barrel. A pure masterpiece! 😊
I'll do the best womens self-defense class right now. All women out there' best way to defend yourself from an attacker is to buy a gun. It's the ultimate equalizer.
Anyone who hasn't seen "Master Ken" before should check out his channel, he's hilarious. 😊 It's all satire, obviously but that's his "shtick." He even does personalized voice recordings... The guys a scream. He's also a "real life" bad ass and martial arts instructor,he just did some satire videos one day and now he's a legend, making a living of them. Props, "Master Ken." 😊
Lmao love your classes they look like they will help you out during a fight. If anything they make the attacker laugh and give you enough time to run love your videos
I know he was joking, but on a serious note, people who try to teach how to defend yourself from a knife attack often don’t understand how brutal and chaotic a knife attack can be. Most of the time you’re slipping on your own blood trying not to get killed. It’s not like a movie where you just take it away. You’re getting sliced, and punctured for sure.
Honestly 😂 he amazes me, how does he do all this with a straight face . I am smirking if not lol any moment he starts talking just in anticipation of his antics .❤
I don't know why everyone is laughing, Master Ken is trying to impart some seriously top drawer skills and knowledge that might save their lives one day !
For a brief, terrifying second, I thought he was being serious.
Same 😂 it looks like Rob Riggle in a movie role
I KNOW.. Right.. Ha ha ha..
Lol it's master Ken this is what he's famous for parody martial arts
Same! It's a testament to how much self defense bullshit you find on youtube in the first place.
he us serious, this is advanced training, rtards Luke you would make a joke out of it.
He's the master because he's absolutely immune to his own craft, while others are losing it. Not even the faintest smile.
I'm not too bad at keeping a straight face in situations like that but I'm no where near that good😂
Guy sounds like deputy dangle from Reno 911
because its not remotely funny.
@@RawDoggin_78 Interesting. Why do you think that?
@@RawDoggin_78 Maybe you don't think it's funny cause you suck?
At first I thought it was a joke but then I saw he had total control of the knife. I was blown away, this guy's an excellent teacher
he also probably secretly practice the Iron Skin Kung Fu to make his skin near indestructible to knives and weapons.
Master Ken is the best I'm pretty sure he taught Bruce Lee everything he knew!
I feel like Steven Seagal watches this guy not knowing it's a joke
I feel like Steven Seagal does not know when he is the joke... :D
@@marty2129 lol true which is pretty much all the time
😂 I can imagine him saying " He's not far off".
Steven Seagal is dismayed at the lack of kimonos and robes in this demonstration.
*Steven Seagull.
"Sometimes if they are newer you have guide it in" And that, my friends, is why he is the master!
😂😂😂
😂😂
Such a legend.
That's what she said 😮
😂😂😅😊
His ability not to laugh is more than impressive 😂
total control
Stupid
That’s the crease control technique in action, baby
A master at that 😊
😂
I feel like I have in-creased my self-defense knowledge
You win lol 😆
Alright this CRACKED me up! 😆
🤣🤣🤣OK
Dude... 😂😂😂
@@kareemelabkary7611what a load of crGAP!
"If they're newer you have to guide them in" that's a wild line 😂😂
No sexual inn u endo at all.😂
That’s why he’s the master 😂😂😂
I don't care how new or old I'm guiding nothing at all into my butt
I laughed hard at the first then the second I was laughing hysterically. By the third demonstration I lost my mind.
😂😂 fr tho
I love the commitment to not letting the audience know that you know you're being funny. It's something Leslie Nielsen said about his movies.
“Sometimes if they’re newer you have to guide them in”
is some wild ass shit to say to an attacker trying to stick a knife in your ass 😂😂😂
If the attacker is even trying that then…..
"Knife"
Aaayyyooooo @@CajunRenaissance
The thing is that I bet at least some small percentage of attackers would find that funny enough to stop attacking you.
Meat sword
Omni man really giving out lessons
I was thinking the same thing 😂
Even have the same voice 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
THINK MARK, THINK! WHY DIDN'T YOU USE CREASE CONTROL?!
Yoooooo! I just realized it as well, plus like someone pointed out he also has the voice as well.
Steven Seagal taking notes
This man is invincible. I've seen him take on 5 hooligans using shadow boxing. They're all dead.
😂
He ain't invincible he's omni man
What? he beat the shadows out of them?
😐
How does he keep a straight face? HOW?
All the weight of that manly mustache made of
pure solid testosterone filaments
The master has always total control!
With that he could always ramp the entire thing up to a full-blown Kill-Face counter without even breaking a sweat
@florianadolf2256, but killface would even take us out. That defeats the purpose of the video...
@timothymarshall2365 That's why I said "could", conditional. And I see no reason why he should have resorted to use KillFace right now. That'd only be an option, if things get out of hand. He had the entire situation totally under control. Crease Control, that is...
The best part is how serious and confident he appears to be while explaining the most ridiculous techniques. Pure comedy gold.
Master Ken, your techniques saved my life. Not only did the assailants laugh their ass off at me, but they were so busy laughing I was able to crawl half a mile with my dignity still in tact. Thanks Master Ken!! 💪👍
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Pulled a jerry worm ,eh?😂
I doubt the dignity part, but OK.
@@AO00720 that’s because you’re not a student of Master Ken. 💪
He's Ken from Street Fighter 😂
This is commitment to character.
Master Ken is absolutely hilarious! His comedy skits are solid gold! 😂😂😂
Master Ken is sharing pearls of wisdom and yet they all nervously laugh, aware that they are perilously close to a highly trained, slightly moist crease.
😂😂😂
You are funny, bro or sis, I loled
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love how the way you worded it implies his crease is highly trained, not the master himself lol
These techniques are legit, I personally tried it many times when I was working with the avenger. We saved many galaxy thanks to master Ken teaching.
This Guy needs a Movie!
He has one!
He’s in Sicario. Small role, but he’s there.
Also in paper tigers. Decent sized role but he’s not master Ken. Actually a decent actor
@@georgefloydsinhellwbreonna5330I’ll never ever forget seeing him at that computer and doing the Leo Point at the tv
Mmmm mmm mmmMaster Ken!
@@georgefloydsinhellwbreonna5330what part?
Never before has there been a more influential martial artist. Truely one of the greatest of all time.
Finally, a real man, teaching real life fight tactics that really work. Boys, practice w u r friends (you're gonna nd a lot of em, turnover rate is sky high) and you'll be ready to defend yourself against living anymore!
"You stabbed me wrong"
-Jim Carey, In Living Color
😂😂😂 yeah that was funny Sh..
Omniman out here finally doing something good for mankind
AHAHAHAHAHAH HE DOES LOOK LIKE HIM 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
A lot of comedians laugh at their own jokes with the crowd. This guy is so dedicated to his character that he remains so serious. Definitely experienced in his craft👏👏😂
It's impossible not to smile while watching your videos.
So many martial artists appear to be without knowledge on how to truly defend yourself against a knife attacker. Thank heavens we have Master Ken to show us the light! 🙏🥋
I think he'll lead you into a dark hole
You would die instantly following this guys advice
Steven Segal is definitely going to steal these moves. 😆
I wish I knew this last week, I wouldn’t be laying here in the hospital bed.
Did you not guide it in ?
@@antonyjh1234😂😂😂😂😂
LOL 😂
Crease control, bro, Crease control.
How's your poop chute?
Chuck Norris wishes he learned from master Ken.
Yes chuck please put this tech to your collection
You think Chuck give a fuck
What about Bruce Lee & Jackie Chan?
@@ImFromIowaMaster Ken is the next evolution of Master Lee obviously
Who ? Is Chuck Shummer?
Sir I am delighted to have found your self defense channel. I will be working on all your techniques with my children.
Man... that level of control... crease control, to be precise... this is far beyond everything most people would hope to accomplish within one entire lifetime worth of studying the art of Ameri-Do-Te. That's some next level stuff right there. Thanks for sharing, Sensei
You are joking right?
@jongrier5093 No. NO... By no means... How on earth could one joke around about a lifetime Ameri-Do-Te subscription??
If they ever decide to make a live action invincible, this guy needs to be the one playing omni-man. He looks and sounds just like him.
i dont know how this BabOon doesn't break character, just keeps his serious face.. it really puts another tone of explosives on already ridiculous funny humour
Even the Philipino master knife fighters don't know these techniques, absolutely brilliant.
Filipino*
And yes, haha!!
that's what they call themselves.
@@NoRegerts he means the Land Of Phillips.
I had to rewatch the whole thing multiple times just to see the neck move again.😂😂
I can not stop watching this man's videos. Crease control hilarious.
I cannot even explain to you how much better you made my day lol. This gives me hope in the world lol.
I hope you are ok
Best knife defence I've ever seen.
“If they’re new; you have to guide it in.”
😂😂😂😂
And dont worry about all the weakspots in those creases. When you train like master Ken even your jugular artery becomes strong enough to block the blade.
Bruce Lee would be SO proud of this LEGEND ! 😎
Well he is about as legit a fighter as little brucey lee ever was so I guess that'd make sense. 🤔
Though he'd probably be disappointed that Master Ken made it clear it's just parody and comedy.
Rather then the liar, poser, pretender, sabatuer, scam artist type genre that the Bruce the communist lee preferred going with.
And disappointed M.K isn't causing all the immense damage to the West and to martial arts that the "little phoenix" did probably at the behest of the ccp or getting countless typically young, naive, desperate and often already bullied and victimized people seriously hurt or killed by taking their money for teaching them nonsense and making them think it'll make them invincible superheros with magical superpowers and keep them safe.
But hey credit to Master Ken for that.
@iamshredder3587 Relax bro. Bruce made Hong Kong movies - nothing to do with the CCP.
Furthermore, he didn't pretend to have super powers. He never flew through the trees in his movies. His style advocated side kicks, punches, blocks and throws. He is not responsible for depictions of flying monks and magic no-touch masters etc.
guaranteed Bruce would laugh 😂
You don't know that I'm not impressed anyway.
Master Ken is above any criticism.
I especially like his technique to disable a gun by sticking the little finger into the barrel. A pure masterpiece! 😊
Thank you you tube shorts for putting these funny as hell videos my way lmao 🤣
this information is far more useful than any "woman's self defense" class I've seen out there. 🤣
I hate that you are right xD
I'll do the best womens self-defense class right now. All women out there' best way to defend yourself from an attacker is to buy a gun. It's the ultimate equalizer.
Best womens defense I saw was in the office. Strike, scream, run. Sometimes skip the strike.
@@SpookyCam01that's not an option in most countries
@bigbangzebraman351 those countries should change then. I live the in the land of the free. Where people have the right to defend themselves.
These techniques have saved my life several times
Master Ken, teaching you the last martial arts you will ever use
😂
I’d still trust him more than Detroit Urban Survival. 😂
His last defend technic, that was legendary 😂😂😂
This is funny. I hope , master Ken always has a good sense of humor.
Anyone who hasn't seen "Master Ken" before should check out his channel, he's hilarious. 😊 It's all satire, obviously but that's his "shtick."
He even does personalized voice recordings... The guys a scream. He's also a "real life" bad ass and martial arts instructor,he just did some satire videos one day and now he's a legend, making a living of them.
Props, "Master Ken." 😊
For those that dont know..he is a legitimate martial artist....he just happens to like being a comedian more.
Lmao love your classes they look like they will help you out during a fight. If anything they make the attacker laugh and give you enough time to run love your videos
The problem is some people won't think this is a joke
Watched this for hours and I gave myself a certificate of completion. I know watch my streets for any knife user. Ty master.
Omni man is showing everyone how it's done
Think Mark! Think! You have to use the crease mark!
I heard rumors that when he uses a sword, the but cheeks act as the scabbard
It's spelled, "butt".
So Zoro 4 blades style?
Dude didn’t crack a smirk once… this was awesome
Control is the key
The master at work.
Master Ken is one of the most powerful and experienced fighters of our century
Mark, why did you make me do this? 😂
“It’s Crease Control!
THINK MARK THINK!!”
This guy needs his own movie 😂
It’s brilliant because when I get stabbed it creates the perfect crease in my body to control the blade with. Flawless victory!
I always remember that somewhat fierce and yet cute looking tiger logo of Master Ken’s dojo ;D
instructions unclear, I lost my hand.
The creases took control
More importantly, where did you lose your hand?
@@jordan9604 I hope not in the tailbone...
@@TheChzoronzon😂
I love how he embraces the stupidity of it. The ones who do the same crap seriously just heart my heart to watch
This is a new level of Bullshido
Bullshido that's a good one I'm stealing that 😂
its a joke..
Learn these moves, especially the chin crease grab, it could save your life...
@@ankyspon1701 only works if u have a butt chin
The joke got over your head huh?
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I hereby nominate "Crease Control" as the invention of the year 2023.
This man’s true talent is keeping a serious face while making jokes
Freakin Brilliant!!🤘🤣
Sounds like my love life, gotta find that crease.
This is called total laughter control....
How Ken does this without cracking up...
How he does this...
Master level total laughter control.
I know he was joking, but on a serious note, people who try to teach how to defend yourself from a knife attack often don’t understand how brutal and chaotic a knife attack can be. Most of the time you’re slipping on your own blood trying not to get killed. It’s not like a movie where you just take it away. You’re getting sliced, and punctured for sure.
Missed opportunity to call increased control
The real total control is how he does it with a straight face. Master Ken deserves a movie!
and remember ALWAYS re-stomp that groin
I LOVE THIS GUY 😂😂😂😂😂
Why do I get the feeling when he gets serious he actually kicks ass
Omni-Man teaching self defense might be the greatest thing I’ve ever seen on UA-cam today.
Master Ken is not “just Ken”! He is the best!😍
Awesome! Bringing smiles to classes everywhere.
A true master! He’s too lethal for MMA; he would occupy the belt in weight classes, but he doesn’t train for sport, he trains to kill.
Honestly 😂 he amazes me, how does he do all this with a straight face . I am smirking if not lol any moment he starts talking just in anticipation of his antics .❤
the tail bone technique has saved my life on 4 separate occasions
I thought he was serious for a moment 🤯🤯 turned out to be hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣
He's making a serious point about martial arts through his amazing comedy. _Don't miss that point._
Ken knows best! Follow every word he says! 😊
I love how there’s a man finally teaching crease control! It’s an important element that many martial arts teachers forget to teach.
I think this guy would make an awesome omni man, he’s good at staying entirely serious
I knew something was up when I saw that bearded guy smiling in the first few seconds.
Crease Control! Epic!
Dude madd funny, and the funniest thing is he has a straight face while he joking about Lol.😂.
He gives this demonstration with a straight face.
This.man is amazingly funny. I thank him for making us laugh.
I don't know why everyone is laughing, Master Ken is trying to impart some seriously top drawer skills and knowledge that might save their lives one day !
A true master
Master Ken is a Master at keeping his composure.
We need a Kickstarter for a 90 minute Master Ken movie with all these techniques used at full speed. Please
Greatest martial artist of all time