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I like how ppl here think the Chinese were shooting and missing, but really they were just shooting at them to scare them and pull over. The boss needed to talk to Jax, like he said, if he wanted them dead he could *have* killed them at least 6 times already.
Exactly. If the Chinese wanted them dead they wouldve attacked them when they are all in one location to wipe out the entire gang altogether. Triads in China dont like wars, they want to get over conflicts asap
6 x 6 x 6 = 6^3 = 216 and 2+1+6 = 9 and 9/11 was 9th month and 216 is number of people in WTC 1 and 2 that were Mormons on 9/11/2001 SPOOKY MATH INDEED!
is this the episode where someone is keeping a secret from someone and an elaborate cover-up has to take place to confirm the lie hiding the secret but then a outlandish trick and complicated double-cross with a twist saves the day, even though the original secret was unnecessary from the start and a dozen murders could have been avoided by telling the truth? ......oh wait that was every episode
Your descriptions are practically the whole reason I watch these videos..lol they're hilarious....it’s like it was written by one of the Monty python guys lol!!
@@horsepuncher95 im not american and it sounded all over the place to me for most of the 7 seasons lol his accent in real life sounds like some strange Newcastle-American hybrid
Captain - They weren't supposed to get hit. Didn't you hear the fat chinese boss guy tell them to relax, that he could have killed them six times already if he wanted to? He just wants the business. Does this happen to you often? That you'll watch a scene from a television show and not fathom what is happening? That makes me wonder what your life is like. Do you live your life in a fog of incomprehension?
Michael: "You got anyone else tryna kill ya?" Trevor: "Oh sure there's some bikers (SOA), the chinese (The Tu Wang Clan), Madrezo's people (The Mayans) GTA 5 Reference
Well. I can take jokes about the Irish as well as the most. When you start calling us the potato famine people, when millions died, that's when things aren't that funny. It's like me calling Americans the planes crash into buildings people. Pretty fucking funny huh?
Gotta love how, with every passing year, there are more and more morons who can't understand context. Fucks sakes 2:17 shows you that he didn't want to actually hit any of them, just stop them.
After watching the punisher series i would love to see Frank castle take on the sons and their associates be a fucking blood bath think Jax would of met his match at that point😂
Jax is a natural brawler and he can take a shot or two and recover rather quickly But bro, castle? The guy is an absolute BERSERKER.. a mix of American CQC fighting styles and military fighting styles with an unstoppable Viking-like stamina and endurance. A berserker seems like the best fitting word for castle. I feel like the fight would start out good and as it progresses Jax would be suffering some major fucking blows and he wouldn’t be able to recover, we all know castle has like max fucking recovery. If castle was on destiny2 his recovery would be 100 easily. Durable as shit too. Takes massive hits and torture and STILL keeps energy hidden away to face his adversaries I love Jax so much as a character but I have to give this to castle for sure
This is the same show that has the president of an american MC be someone who is very obviously not from the US, trying his hardest to sound american. If you took this seriously at any point then I don't know what to tell you.
This scene was filmed literally 2 minutes from my house. It's on Golden Valley in Santa Clarita. I take that route home from work a decent amount. CSI...Next Friday was filmed on my block, about countless others that I've seen as well. Now I'm adding Sons of Anarchy to the list. They jumped off to Soledad but after that, different place.
"I'm cool Boss. You guys split, I'll chill with Old Wang Chung" - Happy
With the exception of their Bikes....MOST of the products that they like and want and need were produced by the Wangs....
U gotta love Happy.
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I like how ppl here think the Chinese were shooting and missing, but really they were just shooting at them to scare them and pull over. The boss needed to talk to Jax, like he said, if he wanted them dead he could *have* killed them at least 6 times already.
Exactly. If the Chinese wanted them dead they wouldve attacked them when they are all in one location to wipe out the entire gang altogether. Triads in China dont like wars, they want to get over conflicts asap
Yea you can see them aiming at the road
"could of" is not English
@@rogueuniversities6866 could of is English u grammar nazi
I actually don’t like how people here think that.
„Relax, if I wanted you dead I could've killed you 6 times already."
- Math Mafia
K-98048 5.9972x10
His mom was a tiger.
"If I wanted to kill you, you would be dead already." -Solozo to Tom Hagen....
6 x 6 x 6 = 6^3 = 216 and 2+1+6 = 9 and 9/11 was 9th month and 216 is number of people in WTC 1 and 2 that were Mormons on 9/11/2001
SPOOKY MATH INDEED!
@@weatherphobia
John 1:15, John 1:30, John 1:38-39 red, John 1:1-5 Genesis 1:1-5, Black hole, white hole, God Holy.
I love how they could actually hear Happy say "left side!!!" over those Vance and Hines pipes. 😂😂😂
Right
“ I like the crazy looking one”. I bust lmao 🤣😂🤣😂too damn funny.
"I like the crazy looking one." LOL.
Don’t we all 😂😂😂😂
0:40 almost became john teller right there
Uuuh boi.. Have you watched the whole show?
+Somedude yes it was a joke ik he actually does get hit by a semi in the end and that he wanted it
Jordan Oh right :D I was like "This guy is gonna get surprised in the end:D"
Trucker Vic Mackey rides again
Foreshadowing. It's a technique in storytelling.
What a polite gentleman calling him “Sir”
is this the episode where someone is keeping a secret from someone and an elaborate cover-up has to take place to confirm the lie hiding the secret but then a outlandish trick and complicated double-cross with a twist saves the day, even though the original secret was unnecessary from the start and a dozen murders could have been avoided by telling the truth? ......oh wait that was every episode
That's basically what the show is about lmaoo
Knight192 you could call that anarchy
Formula is "anarchy"?
Basically the whole show
Thats how i felt with tig amd with juice and the end i felt no need Also i mean really why kill tara
Your descriptions are practically the whole reason I watch these videos..lol they're hilarious....it’s like it was written by one of the Monty python guys lol!!
Now I understand why the Chinese have 1 billion riflemen in their army. They need that many shooting to actually hit something.
Apparently you can't count nor can you read.
Ha isnt that joke redundent
"I could of killed you six times already" not shooting like that lmao
They the real storm troopers
Jacketedhollow swinepoints too funny
Bwahahaha the description
Who even read the description?
😂😂😂
I just read it. That's fuckin hilarious!!!! 😂
"I'll chill with Wang Chung."
Even a panel van full of chinese can keep up with modified Harleys. They are that slow.
Finally Hollywood has some accuracy in a scene.
Mr Wu looking for Sweergennn
Long way from Deadwood 😂😂😂
Lol Charlie's accent is all over the place in this scene.
JACKOTACO it's consistently bad, I don't know why they keep casting him as Americans
I think hes talking about Charlie Hunnam, as hes saying Charlies accent, fucko :)
Eh, if you're not American it isn't noticable
@@horsepuncher95 im not american and it sounded all over the place to me for most of the 7 seasons lol
his accent in real life sounds like some strange Newcastle-American hybrid
It plays to jax's character a bit though his voice changes convey emotion really well
They understood the offer damn well !They understood they couldn't refuse it !!!
Those Chinese couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat
Captain 2:20 he says "If I wanted you dead, I could have killed you six times already".
Always with the math
Captain - They weren't supposed to get hit. Didn't you hear the fat chinese boss guy tell them to relax, that he could have killed them six times already if he wanted to? He just wants the business. Does this happen to you often? That you'll watch a scene from a television show and not fathom what is happening? That makes me wonder what your life is like. Do you live your life in a fog of incomprehension?
With all that firepower they could have killed traffic and infrastructure.
Happy was the most loyal member of that crew he was a true og
Can’t forget opie
@@anewdayali2538 yes Opie died for SOA sadly
When jaxx ramed the fence i just cracked up laughing lol
The description made me spit my drink out lool...dead 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Northan Californ!!!
Norern cariforn
Literally read this as he said it
SUR
i love how easily it is for white ppl to forget that at one time they were foreigners to America too.
Thats one of my favorite lines lyndi mey
im glad the hilarious descriptions are still here, years later.
feels like my little happy place of youtube.
the potato famine people - LOLOLOL
I will always be here for you.
I loved that show but there's no way that guy missed EVERYONE
They missed on purpose, you know scare tactics.
Michael: "You got anyone else tryna kill ya?"
Trevor: "Oh sure there's some bikers (SOA), the chinese (The Tu Wang Clan), Madrezo's people (The Mayans)
GTA 5 Reference
😅😅😅
My famiry take control of guns in Norvern Cariforn'
Honald Trinton 😅
James Forsyth it is called an embassy
James it's their not there.
LMAO
man you're funny
Never even seen this show. Looks good. Binge watch imminent \m/
I’ll chill with old wang Chung, lmao I love happy
😂😂😂😂 the description had me dying
Wu's English has really improved
The Tu Wang Clan threatens the bikers with Chinese water torture for getting Jet Li killed by the potato famine people. Best description i ever read
The classic SOA shootout in Broad day where nobody is killed or arrested
the cops of this town are crooked
I don't know what's worse, Chinese mafia aim, or the fact these guys couldn't outrun a van on those bikes. They should trade them in for some groms.
Your description sent my sides into orbit
@BFK_weiser N/A Hey I'm not poor
Its like the old A-Team. Bullets flying everywhere - nobody gets shot.
Lol I know right?
The boss literally said they weren't trying to kill them
2:19
0:37 its the same place soa chase Connor in the finale
Best comedy show of all time.
Nah that's King of the Hill
I like how it was all planned by the Sons and Happy knew , they liked him already!
Road king, sportster , softail. Daaaamn that's paradise
That description is so freaking non-PC and yet i giggled = (
+ 1 like
It's okay to be non-PC on your PC
0:40 nice foreshadowing
"The potato famine people" lmao
Well. I can take jokes about the Irish as well as the most. When you start calling us the potato famine people, when millions died, that's when things aren't that funny. It's like me calling Americans the planes crash into buildings people. Pretty fucking funny huh?
@@georgelazenby3607 agreed. But us Americans aren't the ones that flew those planes in the building.
@@georgelazenby3607 Both are pretty funny 😂
I am a proud potato famine person. And also half meatball family.
@@georgelazenby3607 Funniest post on this page. It's like when beloved comedian Jerry Seinfeld famously said on air "Stop laughing, it's not funny"
That Chinese machine gunner must’ve worked for the Empire as a storm trooper before he joined the Triad.
Description is sooo goddamn hilarious 😂😂
Gotta love how death defying this show had become, it's like bullets just stray away from them no matter how good the shooter is.
2:17
Gotta love how, with every passing year, there are more and more morons who can't understand context. Fucks sakes 2:17 shows you that he didn't want to actually hit any of them, just stop them.
They are intentionally missing
They missed on purpose
Ur just too dumb
OMFG the description xD funny as hell!
LMFAO I'm dead the description!!!
RIP
Mr. Chow.....Leslie Chow!
Yes, ride through a fence, that seems like perfect logic
1:52 *At this moment Jax knew he fucked up*
Hands down greatest television show ever
So true---cannot believe they didn't keep it going longer though we still have the Mayans which features some characters from SOA
That would be Trailer Park Boys.
Good one
Never in a trillion years. The IRA story was so boring (but IRA stories are) and it does not hold a candle to The Sopranos or Oz
@@martinjames6431 when I said hands down I should have said the my order is
1.Justified
2.SOA
3.Sopranos
Thank god for that invisible force fields on those bikes
"6 TIMES THE CHANCES AT GETTING KILLED!" - Chinese Todd Howard, probably
I miss this show!
Yo Greatest Ever, i love your descriptions especially this episode....i hope you do ones for the Mayans MC, show....
the description has me deceased
I wonder what the tape on jaxs shoes is for
After watching the punisher series i would love to see Frank castle take on the sons and their associates be a fucking blood bath think Jax would of met his match at that point😂
Jax is a natural brawler and he can take a shot or two and recover rather quickly
But bro, castle? The guy is an absolute BERSERKER.. a mix of American CQC fighting styles and military fighting styles with an unstoppable Viking-like stamina and endurance. A berserker seems like the best fitting word for castle.
I feel like the fight would start out good and as it progresses Jax would be suffering some major fucking blows and he wouldn’t be able to recover, we all know castle has like max fucking recovery. If castle was on destiny2 his recovery would be 100 easily. Durable as shit too. Takes massive hits and torture and STILL keeps energy hidden away to face his adversaries
I love Jax so much as a character but I have to give this to castle for sure
They had happy at their place eating noodles and watching cartoons lol
"I like the crazy looking one" says the Asian passion fruit.
I hate how the show did the Chinese triads. They got hosed
This is true for 9/10 TV shows lol. No consequences to piss off Asians.
Istilluse Zune no consequences did you watch the show. The Chinese killed everyone in the brothel
How does a sprinter van keep up with bikes?
Come for the clips, stay for the descriptions
Happy's fierce loyalty. Even with guns pointed at him defends Jackie boy!
Get off of him!
At least they kept it down to factual.
A Harley wont outrun a sprinter
Oh my god! The Asian mob boss is the acupuncturist from Curb Your Enthusiasm!
These guys are to bikers as Bon Jovi is to Heavy Metal.
Who else read the description 😭😭😭🤦🏾♂️
The Tu Wang Clan tho lol
Hilarious how they start shooting without hitting anyone, followed by a dramatic chase, to end up on a Starbucks-meeting style note.
This is the same show that has the president of an american MC be someone who is very obviously not from the US, trying his hardest to sound american. If you took this seriously at any point then I don't know what to tell you.
Yo your description is lit
The crazy looking one, I thought it was Chibs but no it was Boldy..😂😂
you know its television when the Chinese Mafia lets a motorcycle club live another day.
Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight
TU WANG CLAN FOR LIFE!
Can't hit anyone a few feet away, with an automatic gun. That guy should be signing up for the stormtrooper academy..
They weren't trying to kill them, dumbass. The boss even said so.
Keone Young was awesome on Deadwood
Woo
Yea here's the major problem- Harley's will never outrun a machine gun...like wtf
I was expecting Sgt. Doakes pop in somewhere and say his famous phrase.
Because of some shipping containers? Lmao 😂 🤣
Shooter trained by Imperial Stormtroopers.
The descriptions of these short videos haha
No one runs detail on me with out me knowing
In season 7 Jax practically declared war on Lin after Gemma told him that they killed Tara.
When you wish you had bought a crouch rocket
I always thought that the Koreans was the badasses of California.
business wise yes, they're doing very well. But gang wise, there are more Chinese, historically Chinese have been in Cali longer.
Man Mr. Miyagi really let go.
The son's should team up with the walking Dead boy, I would love to see how that plays out, it'll be a bloody mess...
Description had me rolling
Damn I miss this show 😞
Amen
THE ENDING LOL
This is like a satire. It is hilarious!
Jax is son of anarchy is my fourite show on TV 9
You really could see the guy was aiming at the road. Wasn't really trying to hit them.
not one hit with an AK on all those bikers lmao yeah right
Thats an AR-15.............
Right LMAO
They were shooting at the ground on purpose, they didnt want them to die.
1) They weren't trying to kill them
2) How the fuck is that an AK.
“In norther califrorn” lol
Get your hands off ME!!!!! I love HAP 😍😡😤😔🍀🤣👍😭😅😂
Please do descriptions for 'the wire' videos
Asif that machine gun wouldnt just cut them in half
This scene was filmed literally 2 minutes from my house. It's on Golden Valley in Santa Clarita. I take that route home from work a decent amount. CSI...Next Friday was filmed on my block, about countless others that I've seen as well. Now I'm adding Sons of Anarchy to the list.
They jumped off to Soledad but after that, different place.
Loved watching sons of anarchy, probably the best t.v series ever created
John Yeomans second to Breaking Bad
Darryl T third to game of thrones
@Tyler, I haven't watched GOT. Everyone says it's so good but I'm not a fan of fantasy shows.
GoT had the best writing (thanks to the books of course) for the first 4 seasons. Great series..
Though, The Wire is my favorite.
Lol this show is garbage
If the guy in the van was their best shot then they have nothing to worry about!