43 Civilizations described in 1 sentence in Sid Meiers Civilization 5
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- Опубліковано 16 жов 2024
- Here's a silly description of all 43 Civilizations in Sid Meiers Civilization 5. I took some inspiration from Sir Swag's and also Robertus Maximus content.
Sir Swag: / @sirswag01
Robertus Maximus: / @robertusmaximus
ClIcK tHe sUbScRiBe bUtToN iTs Fr3e AnD rEd.
#Civ5 #Civilization
This video sure does stand the test of time! :D Just reached over 200k views! Thank you all so much! :)
Just found it. Hilarious.
You should do one for civ 6
More people should see this.
@@JamesTobiasStewart Returning to the classics I see.
@@guest273 Oh yes, I have been watching Civ videos recently and I had a hankering to come back to watch this classic again.
Any AI: Do you remember how you helped us against XXX back then?
You: Yes, they almost conquered you.
Any AI: Well, unfortunately we have to tell you that we can no longer be friends with such warmongers and hereby denounce you.
Any AI: Hey there 2000 year old friend! What ideology did you choose?
You: I chose *this*
Any AI: Woah, cool!
Any AI: Chooses literally any other ideology than you chose.
Any AI: You're ideology will cause us to go to war! I hereby denounce you!
@@guest273 I mean, this is pretty accurate to real life given the state of politics these days.
The worst that happened to me was when I made a defensive pact with a civ. Then another civ and their bribed civ states declared war on them, so I automatically declared war to all of those as per agreement of the defensive pact. Well it turned out that the civ I was allied with had declared that they were protecting one of those civ states, so they denounced me for declaring war on them even though I was merely honoring the agreement...
This is why defensive pacts in Civ V might as well don't exist.
@@JannPoo Isn't this historically how WWI broke down?
@@HighPriestFuneral i don´t think so
India's quote is perfect not just because of the meme but because its from a Hindu religious text
And because it’s what Oppenheimer quoted once they finished the bomb
@@lolllama1504 yes that's why I said it's part of the meme
the original text says Time not death, kaal means Time in Sanskrit but misused as death in modern day hindi.
Your kaal/time/end is near is the sentence which created the confusion i am guessing, people switched time with death.
@@jaszthebest I did not know that that's interesting
What does that quote even mean?Can anybody explainM
From a Roman perspective, Germany basically being barbarians in the early game is pretty historically accurate
So everybody else
As an Italian I have not forgiven the Germans for the fall of the Roman empire
@@brandaccountname9833 neither did the actuel romans you.
@@brandaccountname9833 Dietschland!!!!
Germania!!!
❤❤❤🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱
A few people cried. A few people laughed. Most people were silent. I remembered the line from Hindu scripture “The Apocalypse instruction”. Gandhi is trying to persuade the World that it should be a peaceful place, and to impress it, launches 50 Agni-V intercontinental ballistic missiles
Lmfao
And that's the situation of the current India. They care more about military than their people lol.
Their covid19 case even spikes soo high.
@@DBT1007 well we have the largest population too...
Siam: *Settles a city next to your capital.*
You: *Settle a city*
Siam: How dare you settle so close to me?!
Hello my name is Shaka and your very existence offends me. *declares war*
That man was the vain of my existence back in the day and I took pleasure in pissing him off.
Alexander: *HEY! THAT'S MY LINE!*
Last time I met Shaka, he surrounded my capital with 4 cities, and went to war with me because I built to close to his capital. I only had the one city
@@Matakshaman XDick move
if you get Shaka to war against a common enemy early, and do trade with him, he will become your best buddy and go attack anyone you don't like for cheap.
The France one is great. When I got BNW and saw that ability, I realized this is france after napoleon.
"Look how they massacred my boy"
So napoleon the third?
@@razorburn645 Napoleon III is severly underrated and underappreciated. The dude singlehandedly modernized france and fully industrialized it. He also gained more permanent land for France than Napoleon ever did.
@@BarbarConan103 Didn't he lose 2 provinces worth of territory?
@@razorburn645 France would reclaim that land shortly after. What is also forgotten a lot of the times is that Napoleon III acquired Savoy and Nice.
"Askia! The house is on fire!"
"No mom, it's just the northern lights."
Is this a reference to the *steamed hams* scene in the Simpsons? 😂👍
@@guest273 Yup, it is
Hi my name is king Sejong and this is our brand new WMD Robot, said in A.D.1426 probably
I love playing Korea.
things always do in civ 5:
1-steal technologies from Korea
Hi, i am Nebuchadnezzar and yeah those GDR's are magnificent aren't they mister Sejong 😀 wanna use those to stomp some Zulu impis into the ground? Or play a match of Aztec swordsman punting to see which robot kicks harder?
@@semregob3363 that, but Babylon will also do nicely.
"War is culture. And my culture is good." lmfao
Fun fact. When Montezuma declares war he yells "Die!" three times. When you declare war on him he says, "Excellent. Let the blood flow in raging torrents."
@@BaconMaken "XIMICACA !, XIMICACA!, XIMICACA!"
An accurate summary of my first playthrough as the Aztecs. 😂
India : "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds."
Couldn't be better. Absolutely perfect.
*Has 3rd Toungoo War flashbacks*
Can I just say props to you for that Cao Cao quote for Wu Zetian? That's a cool reference.
"I would rather betray the world than have the world betray me"
He was like the Machiavelli of ancient China, a very pragmatic statesman.
So England and Greece are terrifyingly accurate
Would you be interesting in a trade agreement with England ?
Would you be interesting in a trade agreement with England ?
Would you be interesting in a trade agreement with England ?
And USA
So is India
And the Mayans now that I think about it
For info Gandhi is a reference to a famous quote from J. Robert Oppenheimer which is one of the minds behind the atomic bomb.
I just noticed that Casimir III looks like what you would imagine to be the first thing you see after googling "King"
Shaka:"if I can't take your land with my soldiers, I will take it with my Great Generals!"
Or am I the only one who suffers Citadel spam if Shaka is my neighbor?
I totally forgot about that, but yeah, man loves his citadels.
just you
shaka never lasts that long when ever he runs into me.
For me shaka AI always if-statements the bed and will leave great general out in the open for me to run over with an almost dead unit
Learn to manage aggro.
What would you propose, besides having a standing army, trading, and not forward settling? Because that's what I already do. Shaka don't give a damn
Zulu should have been just one word RUN
they are not that bad to be honest
they always run head first into enemy territory like atilla does, only without the battering rams.
@@thomasthetanderloin i mean u should run when u see zulus when they have their unique unit on deity its unstopable
only a fool thinks they can outrun the Zulu. Bolt can't even outrun the Zulu
OOOOOH SHAKA
I like having Shaka as a neighbor. He has extremely high base loyalty and really low deceit and is probably the easiest warmonger to get along with.
You just have to immediately start actively managing his aggro with trade routes and some small bribes and give him another target to attack and you will be fine until ideologies (at which point he will be behind technologically anyway).
Imagine not being in a golden age for over half the game *stares at the pharaoh's severed head on the top of MY Chichen Itza*
:)
The Holland one is too real
_H o l l a n d ?_
Did you mean the Netherlands? :P
@@guest273 Oh no i was talking about *that dry part of the north sea*
I have played dozens of Netherlands games and received a starting region with wetlands exactly ONCE
@@anotherbloodyfanwriter1941 Same.
@@guest273 The Netherlands? -> Did you mean the United Provinces? -> Did you mean Holland?
That being said: G E K O L O N I S E E R D
Other nations : *struggles to find luxury resources
Indonesia when they found new islands other than they started with : * *Laughs in nutmeg, pepper, and clove*
And that's why Indonesia is usually my prime target. He never shares and my citizens always want his stuff so yeah...gotta keep them kings days going so tough luck Gajah Mada
Lè me: "I guess I am of the minority of people that actually enjoy playing as Japan."
Also all of Japan
Japan is one of my favorites to play.
@@willnorman-bargo y tho? their UA is trash. Samurais are the only good thing about them
UA isnt that bad, ist mediocre. 10 hp unit deals about 45% less damage. Culture form boats and atolls, costal start and zeros make Japan low tier in Civ5. Samurais re nice, but arent game winning like zulu impi.
I main Japan purely because I can cheap out on the military in the early game without having to worry about barbarians
Japan can lowkey rival England in a timed frigate rush due to their UA. If they get a nice coastal start with coastal luxes and perhaps island expands England won't know what hit them due to the extra culture translating into early science.
Catherine: *exists*
Me: So anyway, I started Simping
😔👌
Me but with Isabelle
@@jacobproffitt335 yeah she's definitely not ugly, but she seems a bit...
Hard to impress, or even talk to her about anything than religion.
@@DonMauricio-Roman Try talking about horses around her, maybe that'll get her attention
@@DonMauricio-Roman Isabella's voice is cute.
*Boudicca
The one for Russia should be "take autocracy and you'll be able to irradiate the whole map 2x over"
Oh yeah XD. Russia's 'Siberian riches' ability and 'Third alternative' policy from autocracy , you get *FOUR* times more uranium than you supposedly have :D
Still playing civ 5 over civ 6 tho
Still playing civ 4 over civ 5 and 6 lol
@@tonai same here!
@@tonai same. 4&5 are good for different reasons and there’s so many that 5 is identical to. 4’s still nice and unique
I've never even touched 6 lol
@@tonai civ 5 is the best
Netherlands one hurts so bad.
Me as NEtherlands: Spawns in grassland forest with no marsh nearby
AI Netherlands: Wow, desert start with lots and lots of FLoodplains
Me: Fuck off cheating game, they have grassland starting bias.
Ok
Poor Suleiman never survived into the late game. I guess it is historical.
I had a Deity game as Maya. It was a Islands map. While I was catching up to the AIs, Suleiman conquered all other civs. And just when I had caught up to him in science, I noticed he was winning the Culture Victory. I declared war on him and was doing fine, but his tourism was too strong. I lost.
The algorithm blessed us once again
First time was that Joe Biden video right? :D
I wonder why this video kind-of exploded in the last 3 days or so.
UA-cam algorithm
This just kinda showed up in my recommended
youtube algorithm or, idk they spied my google search bar
Your video stood the UA-cam test of time
Civ 5 stuff seem to be going crazy on the algorithm this past month
As someone who exclusively plays civ 6 now I really miss playing civ 5 Aztecs and China.
Civ 6 china was cool for me , I never played 5 how are they different?
@@VideoGameStormers they were very military focused compared to their civ 6 counterpart. They got great generals 50% faster and their generals were 100% more effective, normal great generals in civ 5 gave a 15% combat bonus to all units within 2 tiles of the general. They also got a crossbow replacement that could attack twice allowing you to fairly easily take cities without siege weapons.
If you want a fresh Civ 5 experience check out the Community Balance Patch, also known as Vox Populi. China is an excellent generalist civ in that mod, one of the most fun civ games I've ever done.
Correct me if I misremember but isn’t Gorgo’s ability pretty much the Civ 5 Aztec one? Of course you miss out on the uniques tho
@@SarajevoShotz it is, but the main things I miss about civ 5 aztecs were the jaguar warrior and unique building. The culture on kill was just the cherry on top for me.
Even looking at Shaka, I get the "Oh Shaka" song stuck in my head.
ua-cam.com/video/14YHs0375tY/v-deo.html
Haha ikr, in game tho i always think " welp... time to prepare for that swarm of Impis...."
Askia's burning building is supposed to be his own city lighted up by torchlight in dusk, but the background team messed up. If you look up his concept you can see the difference.
LOL India's sentence is Oppenheimer's quote because he often unpredictably *NUKED* his opponents despite of the fact that he should be a peaceful leader 😂
Its also a quote from the Bhagavad Gita, a book Gandhi said was his "spiritual dictionary"
As I understand it, in the original Civilization they programmed Gandhi to have something like "-1" aggression... which the computer didn't know what to do with and read as something outrageous like "155+" aggression... it also had something to do with the aggression only manifesting in the late game when nukes are involved. While a bug of massive proportions, Firaxis kept the joke running regarding Gandhi because: a) the Oppenheimer Bhagavad Gita quote b) India is a nuclear power in real life and (most importantly) c) it's freaking hilarious to imagine Gandhi (one of the most outwardly pacifist people in history) as a harbinger of nuclear death.
@@Doctor_Robert Ganhi had an base aggression of 1/10 (the lowest). In the late game, Ganhi would always adopt Democracy as his form of Government, causing NPC aggression to lower by 2 points. So with Gandhi adopting Democracy, you ended up with a -1, causing the 8bit game to enter a stack underflow error to give him 255 aggression. 255 out of a possible 10^^. And about at the same time as choosing form of government happens, you would find yourself in the nuclear age.
Boom, Nuclear Gandhi is born.
For more detail: Chasing Bugs - Why Gandhi Went Nuclear ua-cam.com/video/YOg-V4OBZc0/v-deo.html
@@vollelektrolysierer5773 "causing the 8-bit game to enter a *stack underflow* error to give him 255 aggression"
That's not a stack underflow. It's an integer underflow.
I love that the developers decided to keep the bug despite knowing about it.
Aztecs: Laughably unadvanced in the late game. Maybe if they didn't attack everyone...
Egypt: Fun fact: you can achieve cultural victory (in the core game at least) before 1800 when playing this faction (TESTED).
Aztecs usually have a good science game actually, because their unique building can give them a huge population.
@@KorporateKotoo I'm talking about AI Aztecs.
It's funny considering out of the world leaders in Civ V the actual craziest irl is Oda Nobunaga
Really, even next to nuclear Gandhi?
@@looseycanon he means in real life
Maria the Mad says hi 😜
Never realized Montezuma was wearing a loincloth....
I didn't need to know that, Kamehameha is more than enough
My testosterone levels can only go so high.
Really cool video.
The iroquois one made me laugh the most cause i been destroy to games in a row by them,
only in lord difficulty.
Me: takes one city
the ai: I still hate you for taking "x"'s city even though they took half my land >:(
Japan is like good af though. Their wounded unit bonus is so useful.
They're ok af. I like Japan tho.
Very underwhelming unless you are constantly under war and inside borders. If you are defending your cities, you are basically immortal unless they can 1 shot you. Unfortunately, civ5 favors the knowledgable or the religious. Both of which japan isn't really good at.
I also find that the samurai is pretty good since getting Longswordsman is about the time I go to war
I remember being in an archipelago map playing as Japan, I was allied with Greece and the Celts in a war against England and China. Things were going well, I'd taken the last Chinese city and was pushing hard into English territory in a bloody ground war when the Greeks suddenly turned on me and took three of my outlying cities in a single turn. My first move after letting loose every curse word I know was to sign a peace with England and take stock of the situation. I already had reinforcements headed to the English front and decided that they'd be better served over there than recall them and risk losing them to the technologically and numerically superior Greek navy, besides it would take too long for them to arrive in any case.
I judged the northern islands to be a lost cause and evacuated the troops from those to the home islands, and while I did lose a few on subsequent turns it was still better than losing the lot trying to defend them.
Then I had my local naval forces conduct an immediate counter attack though after seeing that an assault by my surface fleet would be futile I relegated them to convoy escort and still lost them all almost immediately. My submarine fleet however performed much better and with that in mind ordered all of my shipyards to begin construction of entire fleets of them.
The Greek navy didn't take kindly to that though and began systematically hunting them down. Luckily I was building them faster than they were being destroyed and between them and the Celtic battleships fighting them to a stalemate in the north I was able to regain naval supremacy and retake the occupied islands and fight my way into their territory... just in time for them to finish work on their rocket and claim a science victory
Yeah, Greece do be like that. 😅😱😉
playing civ 6, but hella missing civ 5. This was a great walk through the memories. I could hear all their quotes and songs
I'm happy you enjoyed it! :)
No harm in coming back to Civ 5 once in a while too! :P
The Spain one is so accurate. I've had two games where I randomed them. One I had the game sealed after getting two faith wonders in the first ten turns. Dominant religion with Pagodas and Mosques and set up to have so much gold I could just buy a victory. Full concede in the first 80 turns. Another one with them and I had nothing near me. My military wasn't amazing and I got destroyed by Camel Archers.
Sometimes it do be like that 😅
To Quote a Doormonster sketch: "Did you not hear me? War: we monger it!"
From another Doormonster sketch (3:14)...
"Catherine?"
"You guys do what you want, I'm going to space."
As an Egypt player myself, this was way too accurate.
My favorite Civ V youtube channel. So funny.
1:51 By that description, I confused them with Milan in Medieval Total War 2.
It's true for both.
@@guest273 Right? I could've been playing as the Aztecs in that game and the Milanese would still find a way to send a diplomat over to call me a dick and declare war.
No, being at war with England and getting nothing done for the entire game until you slapped them in 10 turns doesn't make me the warmonger, it makes you the warmonger, you barbarian. Get denounced
-Like every AI ever
That Iroquois bit was too damn accurate 😭
Yeah he always spams cities like crazy, but ehh he sucks at defending them. He usually will be gobbled up by ais like Shaka or Catherine
the second you mentioned Sir Swag my heart leapt dude. You have know idea how much it means as a patreon supporter of his to find another person who likes his content.
Sweden- Sabaton Fans
"To be honest I just wanna see my boy Gustav"
LIMBERA ET IMPERA ET INGES
@@YataTheFifteenth And yet the Swedish leader looks not like Gustav II but very much like Erik XIV who ruled in the 1500's. Being a student of that historical period, it bugs me to no end.
*Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England?*
*I beg your pardon?!*
If it keeps the ships of the line away then sure yeah
"I am become death, destroyer of worlds" really fits the Gandhi AI
Even better cause it's a quote from the Bhagavad Gita
Persia is just the absolute best. I love playing in a 60 turn golden age
Yeah, their own team bonus+Chichen Itza can ensure a loooong golden age 😂😂👍
God this TTS everyone uses is so grating to listen to
Yeah, but it's iconic! I guess these days the google voice lady is also quite recognizable.
My name is Alexandre, but everybody calls me, The Great. Bzit bzit bzit bzeeet bzeeeet ♪♫♪♫
Bzit bzit bzit bzeeet bzeeeet ♪♫♪♫ ???? 😮🤔
Still pissed how they did France dirty. But then again, it is France. They had it coming.
Yeah. In the base game they had 2 really strong melee units coming one after the other. Especially the fact that both came after the time you'd usually get Crossbows, so they'd counter the strongest units in the game with their high stats quite well. They were such a pain to deal with especially since napoleon loves to spam both - small cities and tons of units.
Morocco: "Here's trading with you, kid"
Totally agree about Alexander.
I ALWAYS meet him and 2 times of 3 he always betrays me and declare war.
1:02 damn, a lovely little COW COW quote :P
Greece one gave me flashbacks for sure.
Every single time Austria!
Stop anexing your neigbours as some sort of light Venice.
I enjoyed. Please do Civ VI next.
I've got a Civ 6 key but I haven't played it yet. (Still achievement hunting in Civ 5.) So doing one for 6 before playing it would be tricky! :P Some of them would feel like the 'Hello fellow kids' meme: "Hello fellow Civ 6 players, how are you doing?"
@@guest273 If you don't do it, I might want to make my own version.
@@chezdude3265 😲
do it.
I can imagine the Civ VI is something like this
Germany: Imagine giving a medieval knight a submarine, that's basically giving Germany it's unique unit.
Byzantium: Deus vult
Kongo: I have all the moment to talk about our lord and savior, or I will denounce you for it
My current game Greece keeps trying to bully the shit outta me, I'm creeping out of the renaissance era and still dont even know where tf he is, all I know is when I get my pointy stick survey popup I'm about 2000 ouchy pokes higher than him so idk where hes getting the balls to try and intimidate me. Maybe its because he feels safe hiding in the abyss. It's a pangea map too and I cannot fucking find him 😂
LMAO
I don't know why, but every game where Assyria and Babylon are close to each other I watch their AI's go murder each other and it usually becomes a stalemate or I am the Assyrian player murdering Babylon for easy early game free techs.
The only civilizations I'm afraid to go against are Rome and Russia, so I do my best to defeat them early on otherwise they either beat me through literally beating my civilization to death, or beating me in science points.
Civ 5 > Civ 6
You can’t change my mind
Sabaton fans would like to have a word with you about Poland. Don't worry, you should be fine, until the Winged Hussars arrive.
For some reason AI Poland doesn't take advantage of how OP the faction is.
*THE WRATH OF THE PHARAOH*
I watched one of my older videos to better remember how I made it and this video (my own video) popped up as 1 of the 12 recommended videos to watch! xD What the heck UA-cam?
Edit for proof :D = i.imgur.com/4qAr3bt.png
Now to wait for 51 civs from Civ 6 in one sentence!
Me: Can't wait for my country!
Me after seeing 3:49: *Oh...*
Sweden has a hard time making friends in Civ 5 :D
@@guest273 Yup.
@@guest273 Very
In almost all of my playthrough
If i see sweden
He already has an enemy in a form of coalition
Every single time.
But hey atleast more civ i need not to worry about
Just finished a Deity Korea game. Diplomatic + Domination victories.
You can get multiple victories.
If you haven't played as Korea, give it a try. Very fun and strong civ.
Strong? That's underselling the OP civ that is Korea...the civ is outright broken!
France in the BNW is so overpowered for culture victories. France and England are always my favourites.
Vs what? Settler ais? Hard tourism almost never wins you a game vs good players or Deity ai who will steal all the wonders and spam archeologists like crazy. BNW France is a joke.... futurism is the only truly reliable way to win culture as far as i know.
The description of the dutch is so painfully accurate. I love the visual display of polders yet when I play them... well fuck me, I'll have five polders spread over ten cities or something. If AI plays dutch, they get seven polders at the main city start v.v
Any civilization: Builds wonder
Egypt: hippity hoppity, your capital is now my property
How is it that the game has the Iroquois, Maya, Zulu, Venice, Polynesia, the Shoshone, and a few other largely non-modern or trade-based civilizations but it doesn't have Australia or Argentina in them.
Meh, Australia is boring to play as - too culturally similar to the already existing anglo-saxon civilizations (America and England). Argentina I agree would be a good addition, and so would Mexico, but they'll never do the latter as they always go for Aztecs and potentially Mayans... (which is good from a cultural diversity perspective I guess)
@@Vict0r1984 Mexico slipped my mind, but indeed, it would make a great addition to the game. The Aztecs are of course a staple of the Civ series at this point, but as Civ 5 shows in this very video, we can have both the Aztecs and the Mexicans in the same game.
I disagree with Australia. I feel like Civ 6 did a fine job in separating it from both England and the United States, and their real world geography and history make for a lot of interesting opportunities as far as a civilization goes. But yes, I do agree it is probably the least enticing of the three overall.
@@nicolaszan1845 to be fair I'm probably biased in this because of 2 reasons:
1. Australia is a very young culture and in Civ I tend to play ancient cultures for most of my campaigns (probably the youngest countries I did campaigns with were the Netherlands and Russia - oh, and once or twice the Iroquis, so I guess they'd be the youngest! 😂) Can't really explain it but there is something special in seeing a flourishing sky-scrapper-ladden Aztec/Incan/Byzantine/Roman/Carthagian/pre-Abrahamic Egyptian atomic era empire of 300 million people plus... At least for me there's a kind of child-like joy in imagining how these nations evolved into modern times and how different their societies, values and ethos are from nation-states in our universe.
..
2. I only pirated civ 6 to try it out a few months after release as I had heard mixed things about it, and back then the AI was dreadful. I could crank difficulty up to Emperor or Immortal (you know, the ones at which the AI cheats significantly) and they would usually eclipse me technologically and produce 3 times as many military units, but still be utterly incapable to use siege weapons and conquer one of my cities - is the AI finally good at waging war and can you get destroyed now on the highest difficulties? That wasn't hard in Civ IV and could happen in V, but in VI I felt the AI was so stupid it ruined my game immersion, so I never got to see the expansion that added in Australia and so on... I only played V since and thought maybe I'll get to VI if they fix the AI, but for a long while didn't find anything really suggesting that. Would you say it is decent now and less indecisive in wars?
Small correction on the list of civs at 0:05, Mongolia is in vanilla game
_"They are available with the Civilization and Scenario Pack: Mongols (Genghis Khan), which was released on October 25, 2010"_
_"The Civilization and Scenario Pack: Mongols (Genghis Khan) is a DLC for Civilization V released on October 25, 2010 with the initial game release. It installs automatically for free on Steam, and adds the Mongolian civilization and Rise of the Mongols scenario."_
*Civ 5 was released in September 21, 2010.*
So it still counts as a DLC even if it's one for the Vanilla game. Plus you can also disable it in Steam. :P So, sorry but check mate.
@@guest273 I was told it wasn't a DLC by my relatives, so I just assumed right from the start that Mongolia is part of vanilla. Also the check mate part was a bit unneeded, just an explanation would've been enough (I only expressed what I think was right from what I knew/and I only started to play civ 5 back in like 2017). I prefer not having to deal with a rather direct, heart wrenching ish, quote 😅
@@djray8 xD Yeah, I get it.
the viking one cracked me up
2:38 “Trading is my business, And business is good” -Ahmad Mustaine
Barbs love ai Moroccan trade routes too
So 1:05 is a good choice, since there wasn't anything negative said, he's just on a boat
This is a good description of everyone. -Gandhi.
So I wasn't the only one who thought that the huns are op as fuck
carthage is deceptive, their ability is mostly pointless, but the free harbor is potentially insane
0:28 is the Ukraine conflict in a nutshell. (America being Maria Theresa)
That one 11 years old trying not to mention politics for 00000000.1 seconds *impossible*
Oooo Shaka...
Oooo Shaka...
I actually won a partial navy based domination victory with Sulieman. His UA is actually quite good if you want a large navy which doesnt cost you as much gold.
Me who has never played this game and only knowledge is of nuke happy Gandhi
*Gandhi
Askia's house isn't burning, they're just using heat to harden the mud it's made of.
Ah, the optimist! :D
I am fucking wheezing at Venice
You are the Messiah
I've once played the game on largest map with continents to discover Rome actually having one. That was a full of nuclear hell game...
Ngl thought this was a sir swag video
The apprentice has become the master? =O
What a wonderful cat.
✨😻🐈✨
The Egypt one is perfect
Wu zetian: imma steal cao cao's line
The Rome one seems like
the world was playing civilization
and they knew that Rome has the only good AI leader
huh
Good ol' zulu carpet of death
Looks so much better than civ VI
Developers of Civ 5 be like:
We have made one of the greatest strategy games of all time but we have to make some historical accuracy mistakes on purpose
Such as; Op Russia,poland,shoshone and communism, underrated germany, france , england and only mines making a country to really get productive.
lol you're inaccurate
russia is and was op most of the time..tf you on about ?
Civ 5 England underrated??? Lolwuuut one of the most broken civs in the game underrated... now i've seen it all 😆
As someone who plays real maps and 43-civ mods as Ethiopia, fuck Shaka.
This is actually pretty accurate except for the last one it needed to include extra war
Should have made the Shaka one simply with the sound when someone declares war on you! xD