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  • Опубліковано 30 січ 2017
  • Bill Burr is a standup comedian and also hosts his own podcast called "The Monday Morning Podcast" His latest special "Walk Your Way Out" is available now on Netflix.

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  • @tonysoprano5706
    @tonysoprano5706 7 років тому +398

    Bill Burr best fucking comedian today.

    • @AnthonyChaucer
      @AnthonyChaucer 7 років тому +1

      Tony Soprano saw him at a small venue in ny years ago before he got big was one of the best comedy shows ever

    • @badabing2302
      @badabing2302 7 років тому +2

      Tony Soprano rogan is by far the best

    • @sullimd
      @sullimd 7 років тому +13

      Joe is really funny and really smart on the podcasts. Very intelligent guy. Which is so odd because I think his stand up is horrible. He has a couple funny bits but by enlarge I don't laugh at all. But I laugh all the time at the podcasts.
      Burr on the other hand, one of the funniest of all time. Anywhere, every time. Can't wait to watch the special a little later.

    • @jimbospeak8473
      @jimbospeak8473 7 років тому +6

      sullimd I totally agree mate. Rogans stand up is garbage compared to the other top comedians but his podcast is usually on point! And Bill Burr is unreal, he was amazing when he came to Sydney!

    • @callmeishmael4659
      @callmeishmael4659 7 років тому +2

      Stop it. still Dave Chappelle

  • @officialpxlse
    @officialpxlse 3 роки тому +2016

    "There's no grown ups, just babies that got old " I felt that

    • @qanon1286
      @qanon1286 3 роки тому +17

      Your comment history, subs and profile agree with you

    • @user-qt5eh9wb7g
      @user-qt5eh9wb7g 3 роки тому +21

      @@qanon1286 The fact that you went through his comment history agrees for you as well.
      And also makes you a douche.

    • @devinsmith5232
      @devinsmith5232 3 роки тому +17

      @@qanon1286 you aint got nothin better to do with ur life than go through someone's subs, comments, etc to prove a stupid ass point? 😂

    • @KP-vy9ro
      @KP-vy9ro 2 роки тому

      @Tyler Pulse dude its the fucking truth! And Q Anon is just the biggest point proven...and go ahead and go through my shit Q. And want to say the same shit, get a job that doesn't allow you to spend all your time talking shit about people on UA-cam you grown ass baby...

    • @Chryztallic
      @Chryztallic 2 роки тому +5

      With their shiny head like that, i completely agree

  • @smoothpotato957
    @smoothpotato957 Рік тому +153

    “Shes 70 years old, 85 years.. shes 122 years old” 😂😂😂

    • @kevinobeyant1465
      @kevinobeyant1465 Рік тому +2

      Katt Williams used that joke in his last comedy special about Biden

  • @tristanvantijen4070
    @tristanvantijen4070 Рік тому +417

    Bill is the only person no matter how dark of a hole I’m in, no matter how heavy the weight of depression is can make me laugh. Sometimes even belly laugh, which at those moments can feel abstract as it’s a sensation so foreign. He brings that. Thanks Mr Burr, I wish you well

    • @desacrificial_lamb934
      @desacrificial_lamb934 Рік тому +13

      I watch him when I have my own episodes of sadness

    • @pHilL1008
      @pHilL1008 Рік тому +15

      thats just great man. im sure bill would love to see this
      i can relate aswell :p

    • @waynejones7825
      @waynejones7825 Рік тому +8

      He makes light of all that shit that usually holds you back so you can learn not to take it so seriously, not to mention you realize how stupid it really is when it's explained in his unique way!

    • @jordancave3089
      @jordancave3089 Рік тому +2

      Can I ask why? I know everyone think a little different…and depression is something I’ve never been able to imagine because ig it’s just the way I happen to be wired. Like, I feel bad when I watch stuff about little kids getting killed, women getting raped, people starving to death…things like that…but that’s obviously not depression. Although, it’s the closest feeling I can relate to it…which is why I am curious about it, but if you’d rather not talk about it, I definitely understand…

    • @waynejones7825
      @waynejones7825 Рік тому +7

      @jordancave3089 Most comedians battle with depression, they are one of those groups where almost everyone in it deals with mental illness. I've always used humor as almost a defense mechanism and to make things not seem so bad! But if you ever want a great description of depression, Chester Bennington does an interview in which he says, when I'm depressed I don't want to kill myself or anything like that, I just want to crawl over in the corner and not eat or drink and just lay there until I go! To me depression is the loss of any and all hope, there seems to be nothing that could help, so you've essentially given up!

  • @undefeatedandundisputedcha3773
    @undefeatedandundisputedcha3773 7 років тому +2430

    Of any of Joe's regular guest, I wish the podcasts with Burr lasted longer. We need a soild 3.5 / 4 HRS of these two

    • @undefeatedandundisputedcha3773
      @undefeatedandundisputedcha3773 7 років тому +16

      Richard Skully that's a silly thing to say. they just agreed to fly to Bakersfield in Burr's helicopter to do a show! Hahaha!

    • @undefeatedandundisputedcha3773
      @undefeatedandundisputedcha3773 7 років тому +18

      Richard Skully he obviously comes on to promote his special, he's been on many shows to promote it the last week. But to say Burr don't like Rogan is silly lol, but who gives a fuck anyways I'm just tryna smoke and laugh at Burr and Rogan shooting the shit.

    • @MRCOCAINECITY1
      @MRCOCAINECITY1 7 років тому +1

      Undefeated And Undisputed Chael Sonnen not sure bill burr would even want to talk that long to anyone he's a man of few words so an hour is almost a limit

    • @bigpharm6685
      @bigpharm6685 7 років тому +11

      Agreed but Alex Jones and Eddie bravo for Episode 911 will be BANANAS.

    • @thasco
      @thasco 7 років тому +2

      troll spotted

  • @joebrown9280
    @joebrown9280 6 років тому +2293

    Bill Burr dressed like he works in the death star

    • @xero3251
      @xero3251 6 років тому +95

      You can't tell me that jacket isn't fly as hell.
      I've spent the past hour looking for it online.

    • @JohnDoe-le7ml
      @JohnDoe-le7ml 6 років тому +7

      I have that jacket.

    • @Andrew-dc4uy
      @Andrew-dc4uy 5 років тому +7

      I’m thinking damn bro aren’t you hot right now!? Its LA...it can’t be that cold.

    • @esculenttechnology
      @esculenttechnology 5 років тому +45

      Mans not hot

    • @marcelroberge5011
      @marcelroberge5011 5 років тому +21

      Austyn Moore he looks more like a mechanic from the matrix.

  • @KoonceLyfe
    @KoonceLyfe Місяць тому +2

    Anyone ever come back to these just to remember what the vibe was like before Covid? Such simpler and happier times.

  • @Tory-JJ
    @Tory-JJ Рік тому +2

    Drummer for carpentur brut is the best I've seen in 20 years.

  • @AlphaGiraffe420
    @AlphaGiraffe420 7 років тому +906

    "I had a whole bit about it" - Joe Rogan /All the time

    • @pwn3d542
      @pwn3d542 7 років тому +69

      ActionGirafe "People love being on teams" - Joe Rogan/Every podcast for the last 6 months

    • @hw934
      @hw934 7 років тому +21

      he might be the best ever

    • @suu2212
      @suu2212 7 років тому +59

      Then he will start telling the premise of the bit, in a whispery tone of voice, and the guest will give a little courtesy chuckle.

    • @Exhorderx
      @Exhorderx 7 років тому +3

      a WHOLE bit??

    • @djdadbode3068
      @djdadbode3068 7 років тому +5

      he has a lot of bit's

  • @mandelw
    @mandelw 4 роки тому +1463

    Burr on golf: “I can’t get into a sport where no one is trying to stop me”. He is the best

    • @MikeSulo
      @MikeSulo 3 роки тому +101

      My sister always said "It's not a sport if the crowd can be held back by a string"

    • @jeffreypearce9572
      @jeffreypearce9572 3 роки тому +16

      @@MikeSulohahaha true and that backs me up because i love baseball and now some people are trying to say that shouldnt be considered a sport

    • @walkwitmeg7761
      @walkwitmeg7761 3 роки тому +13

      It's not a sport if the participants can collect Social Security

    • @jeffreypearce9572
      @jeffreypearce9572 3 роки тому +22

      WALKWITME G it’s not a sport if some of the fans are in better shape than the players😂

    • @jeffreypearce9572
      @jeffreypearce9572 3 роки тому +8

      WALKWITME G it’s not a sport if the crowd has to be quiet for some of the game

  • @bestescapes
    @bestescapes Рік тому +11

    This is still getting views every day. This is how you know Joe and Bill are just a joy to watch. I can watch these 2 talk all day

  • @spookeddudedevito
    @spookeddudedevito 7 років тому +4856

    Bill Burr is my therapist... and he has no idea.

    • @danilomcvi
      @danilomcvi 7 років тому +103

      I know the feeling..

    • @Joker-yw9hl
      @Joker-yw9hl 6 років тому +49

      Lol so fuckin true

    • @ralphbki
      @ralphbki 6 років тому +41

      Right?! Billy the Sunburn Kid is a genuinely wise man, his podcast is soul balm

    • @iSeeRobotz
      @iSeeRobotz 6 років тому +7

      Duncan Trussell is mine and he doesn't even know I exist.

    • @Dzilla64
      @Dzilla64 6 років тому +3

      Bill Burr is a piece of shit.

  • @bobfalfa76
    @bobfalfa76 7 років тому +311

    Bill Burr,Joey Diaz...best guests ever

    • @BrandonHeat92
      @BrandonHeat92 7 років тому +4

      Bob Falfa "Best Guest Ever" would be Conor Mcgregor which is Highly Unlikely to be on the Podcast.

    • @hughmungus2974
      @hughmungus2974 7 років тому +1

      Bob Falfa
      Les Stroud

    • @bobfalfa76
      @bobfalfa76 7 років тому +7

      ***** Connor would be a good guest but Joey's fungi toe is funnier than Connor

    • @BrandonHeat92
      @BrandonHeat92 7 років тому +1

      Hugh Mungus The Legend27 No thanks

    • @BrandonHeat92
      @BrandonHeat92 7 років тому

      Bob Falfa If you want Funny, sure you'll get a lot of laughs with Conor but Joey's always fun.

  • @johnmcdonald1306
    @johnmcdonald1306 Рік тому +24

    The way Bill engrossed drumming as an outlet his energy in a positive way to an artistic passion he had all along. My older brother at 55 used it to stop all his bad habits and obsess with the drums taken lessons for five years playing constantly and his talent showed when he sat in to play at open stage. I asked him about how do you control your hands, I then was sat down and taught paradiddle's and so much more about percussion and the snare and bass. I then told him I was proud that you have mastered this musical talent to show we have artistic ability that no other Irish, Scottish, German has done in our family. He showed me any negative power can be a positive through drums

    • @moresnacksplease526
      @moresnacksplease526 Рік тому +2

      A) If there’s ONE instrument a martial artist should appreciate, it’s drums. I didn’t appreciate martial arts until I learned drums.
      B) A few weeks ago there was a dude on stage playing a little suitcase kit who was literally 93 years old. As long as you can still move while sitting in a chair, you can still exercise by playing music.

    • @philgoodyear1513
      @philgoodyear1513 10 місяців тому

      And, tuning is as personal as the individual.
      However, it seems: bass drum E, Tom A & floor G.
      If it doesn't get your band mates' attention, your in.

  • @JonathanDLynch
    @JonathanDLynch 7 років тому +8789

    Not much need for hairbrushes this episode.

    • @creator4413
      @creator4413 7 років тому +477

      Jonathan Lynch it's like two full moons orbiting each other

    • @MrMaximum91
      @MrMaximum91 7 років тому +48

      creator 44 yes hahahaha

    • @SeoDRIFT
      @SeoDRIFT 7 років тому +15

      UncleJemima420 w

    • @dmikebuechler
      @dmikebuechler 7 років тому +54

      Billy Corgan was hilarious here!

    • @Nebula_Ultra
      @Nebula_Ultra 7 років тому +57

      the future is bald

  • @shardfilterbox
    @shardfilterbox 5 років тому +2315

    Bill Burr is totally moral. Think about it, just about everything he gets pissed off at is some sort of injustice that's screwing someone else over. It may sometimes be misguided by personal shortcomings, but he's always the first to admit that. That just makes him even more righteous lol.

    • @jgavalos
      @jgavalos 5 років тому +36

      Well said.

    • @glenngodley6587
      @glenngodley6587 5 років тому +38

      He’s a hilarious grumpy old guy

    • @jamesyboy4626
      @jamesyboy4626 5 років тому +30

      "BOOM" there's your 100th like.
      Bill is like a lot of people around me, the only problem is that these are the people with no power.

    • @sursomsatan1225
      @sursomsatan1225 5 років тому +40

      Jesters are supposed to be at the top of any group of people. Imagine Bill getting mic time in the house of representatives and senate, he would have delivered the deadliest improv anyone has ever seen.

    • @realdoozy2857
      @realdoozy2857 5 років тому +14

      I can't help but love him.

  • @DavMCycle
    @DavMCycle Рік тому +13

    Bill Burr has a magnetic way to talk and is naturally funny, it shows the respect and great friendship that he has with Joe, one of the best.

  • @05Framer82
    @05Framer82 Рік тому +146

    2 legends. I don't know how many times I've watched this episode. Let alone the others w/ Burr that have been made, I'm sure.

  • @davel8043
    @davel8043 3 роки тому +775

    I've probably rewatched this 5 times. Rogan, burr, can't go wrong

    • @leithdudley5240
      @leithdudley5240 3 роки тому +7

      Ahahhaha one of the best set of podcasts (joe rogan and bill burr)

    • @hamoostaffat
      @hamoostaffat 3 роки тому +14

      Gotta make the most of these old ones before they go away.

    • @jtobiasthomasrose
      @jtobiasthomasrose 3 роки тому +21

      Watched years ago for Rogan... Now I'm here for Burr

    • @chrisohio9337
      @chrisohio9337 3 роки тому +4

      One of the best combinations of comedy minds

    • @joshuaha7661
      @joshuaha7661 3 роки тому +2

      This is the best of the four episodes with Bill Burr. But they're all pretty good.

  • @lionsden5123
    @lionsden5123 3 роки тому +866

    Bill is literally one of the funniest people alive. What a hilarious dude he is!

    • @piercemoore3319
      @piercemoore3319 3 роки тому +10

      Yeah I agree. What a funny guy!!

    • @doncacao3741
      @doncacao3741 3 роки тому +5

      100% agree

    • @lionsden5123
      @lionsden5123 3 роки тому +4

      @Jim Eagle I said that because out of the funniest people alive, bill is one of them. That’s why we have words for things. Not everyone is a hippie.

    • @corbincameron78
      @corbincameron78 3 роки тому +3

      @Jim Eagle literally shut the fuck up

    • @phuckit1902
      @phuckit1902 3 роки тому +2

      Is this Ken Shamrock? Lol

  • @nickvazquez8256
    @nickvazquez8256 Рік тому +7

    I really like how Bill was describing how wonderful his wife was that was really cool you can tell him and his wife have a good time with each other

  • @user-hj6wt4ux1q
    @user-hj6wt4ux1q 11 місяців тому +1

    I’ve lost track the amount of times I’ve watched this

  • @brandonbonner5907
    @brandonbonner5907 Рік тому +3

    “Have ya seen hidden figures” made me laugh every time bill said it 😂

  • @carlosledesma9154
    @carlosledesma9154 6 років тому +982

    Joe "a buddy of mine" Rogan

    • @personofinterest4048
      @personofinterest4048 5 років тому +61

      Joe "I've got elk in my freezer" Rogan

    • @daviddruen858
      @daviddruen858 5 років тому +38

      Joe "Heads poppin out of pussies" Rogan

    • @matthewgruter2937
      @matthewgruter2937 5 років тому +56

      Joe "we're talking about a guy who" Rogan

    • @JdR-ew9dk
      @JdR-ew9dk 5 років тому +37

      Joe "pull that up" Rogan

    • @boboryan69
      @boboryan69 5 років тому +15

      Joe”I’m to big of a pussy to tell bill that jack and Jill movie sucked ass”Rogan

  • @cryptominingproject835
    @cryptominingproject835 5 років тому +1781

    Bill Burr seems like a genuinely good guy.

    • @rawnorth7882
      @rawnorth7882 4 роки тому +40

      Id hangout with him

    • @austinpinion9219
      @austinpinion9219 4 роки тому +71

      @Joebatain Maxx I hope you find happiness man for real

    • @leonardotrujillo4325
      @leonardotrujillo4325 4 роки тому +16

      He is happy his balls are free now 🤣

    • @kakapopo2138
      @kakapopo2138 4 роки тому +10

      @Joebatain Maxx relax man

    • @itsokay7989
      @itsokay7989 4 роки тому +11

      @@kakapopo2138 that dude is in every comment chain here praising Bill, just putting him down. It's hilarious how transparent it is.

  • @openmindedrhymes
    @openmindedrhymes Рік тому +106

    Joe: Do you golf?
    Bill: No
    Joe: good for you
    😂

  • @hew195050
    @hew195050 11 місяців тому +1

    "Who you are is different with different people ". That brought the whole relationship dilemma home for me.

  • @WhackashitCollaborations
    @WhackashitCollaborations 7 років тому +3292

    "If you do heroin in your 20s, you're kind of like, shredded for life." - Bill Burr

    • @EXTENDEDWARRANT
      @EXTENDEDWARRANT 7 років тому +47

      Whackashit Collaborations I'm Gonna take his advice

    • @SmEiF-
      @SmEiF- 7 років тому +158

      I spent my teens shooting h into my ball sack and im a plump fat fuck with a beer belly and i dont even fkn drink,

    • @lamosos
      @lamosos 7 років тому +47

      God dammit, wish somebody had told me that ten years ago, now I'm a fat cunt for life.

    • @SmEiF-
      @SmEiF- 7 років тому +103

      lamosos try meth mate, hear it does wonders. Can even get rid of those pesky teeth that enable our fatness, can't see how anything bad could happen. Hell I don't know why it isn't legal. Meth it melts the fat away like butter.

    • @MossadDid911
      @MossadDid911 7 років тому +1

      Vagabond 🔥

  • @caryn799
    @caryn799 7 років тому +302

    A JRE "Best of Bill Burr" is way overdue.

    • @romanfox5368
      @romanfox5368 7 років тому +1

      Is it WAAAAYYYY overdue?
      I don't know about that.

    • @kevind135
      @kevind135 7 років тому +58

      Nia is that you?

    • @BJ-ru2kw
      @BJ-ru2kw 7 років тому +3

      Kevin D Jesus Christ lol

    • @Slassh69x
      @Slassh69x 7 років тому +5

      CN Small yes indeed. Burr is the fucking man.

    • @kephatodd3328
      @kephatodd3328 6 років тому

      Caryn I want you in a major way!!!

  • @willdenoble1898
    @willdenoble1898 Рік тому +7

    “What if a tooth falls out…” 😂😂😂😂

  • @johnbshandyman6096
    @johnbshandyman6096 Рік тому +13

    Two of the greatest..... Joe your podcast is amazing I love how you bring your guests to other conversations and it never gets old..... Your knowledge is unbelievable.... I appreciate the way you two talk it out and if you haven't heard Bill Burr's podcast you have to listen because he's pretty damn great

  • @vanessapanek9959
    @vanessapanek9959 7 місяців тому +1

    What do you call a drunk check on a barstool that fell off a puddle😂

  • @BenState
    @BenState 4 роки тому +112

    "everyone of us is one decision from a disaster" so true.

    • @WZRDr
      @WZRDr 4 роки тому +12

      Ayyy im like 3 decisions past disaster lmao

    • @letsfindout1621
      @letsfindout1621 3 роки тому

      @@WZRDr Made me lol for real 🤣

  • @fern6978
    @fern6978 3 роки тому +234

    The synchronized villainous laughing between these guys is magical 😄

  • @artifactland69
    @artifactland69 Рік тому +1

    "War should be illegal" 😂

  • @thebeachhousebasel
    @thebeachhousebasel Місяць тому

    i love falling asleep to these two talking😂

  • @violentvegan5544
    @violentvegan5544 3 роки тому +564

    “She’s 70 years old, she’s like 85 years old, she’s 123 years old.”
    I’m feckin dyiiiin

    • @cweston9440
      @cweston9440 3 роки тому +7

      It made me chuckle that bit

    • @ellamayoxoxo9510
      @ellamayoxoxo9510 3 роки тому +2

      @@cweston9440 right 😆

    • @kevincremen7754
      @kevincremen7754 3 роки тому +1

      @@cweston9440 and the others who were looking to get the shoes on their own for Christmas for them for a little more and

    • @supreme5580
      @supreme5580 2 роки тому +6

      That annoying humor that Joe has, with that douchy smile reminds me of a friend of mine in high school. Love it

    • @DirtSpud
      @DirtSpud 2 роки тому +1

      @@supreme5580 I have an old friend like that. He is the most ignorant and inflammatory person I have ever met and it's almost an art form. He can read people for their inscurities like a book and knows how to push buttons. Shit I've almost fought his ass a few times lmao. Got a ton of love for the guy.

  • @lolijustfarted
    @lolijustfarted Рік тому +121

    It's actually so sweet to hear Bill talk about his wife and her energy. The smile on his face says it all. True love right there.

  • @MrJtin69
    @MrJtin69 Рік тому +1

    Joe hating on ben is hilarious

  • @traycoor6809
    @traycoor6809 Рік тому +1

    Bills head looks like he's always got the good idea bulb shining bright above him

  • @ubernate860
    @ubernate860 Рік тому +841

    Hey Joe it's been a whole two years since Bill Burr appeared. We need more. Thanks

  • @agdamagagdamag9490
    @agdamagagdamag9490 3 роки тому +498

    Bill is, without a doubt, the superstar of comedy. His humor comes from great insight and you never get the feeling that there is some hidden past that will bring him down one day.

    • @yourdashingheroidol7909
      @yourdashingheroidol7909 2 роки тому +32

      Absolutely not! I know he is technically from a suburb outside of Boston, but he is genuine Boston through and through. Reminds me of so many ppl from around here in different ways. Just alot more articulate and expressive. And unique in that he will just riff openly and honestly w/o feeling the need to put on a front or try to be someone he isn't. Love the dude

    • @TheStBlaine
      @TheStBlaine 2 роки тому

      Beaches Whale Billy is a hero

    • @HughMorristheJoker
      @HughMorristheJoker 2 роки тому

      I think an organized crime syndicate might take him down.

    • @stgonzales
      @stgonzales 2 роки тому +3

      Luv his Hitler bit post loss at Olympics...hilarious!!

    • @jlindsay
      @jlindsay 2 роки тому

      48 Laws of Power | Robert Greene | The Cult | ua-cam.com/video/a2PoKFuNX_0/v-deo.html ?vdsad43as

  • @leighleigh747
    @leighleigh747 Рік тому +55

    My son went through the same thing he was born in 98 and he was obsessed with Mariah Carey and when I told him that she was the same age as Grammy (my mom) he was devastated

    • @roddo1955
      @roddo1955 Рік тому +10

      Tell your son that Mariah doesn't acknowledge birthdays. She has 'Anniversaries'😉

    • @misterwafflezzz
      @misterwafflezzz Рік тому +7

      What? If you had your son at 18 and your mom had your at 18, then your grandma would have been 36 in 1998. That should make her at least 60 now. Mariah Carey is 52.

    • @Smilebefine
      @Smilebefine Рік тому

      Age is just a number😂

    • @TheretardedPaulbrother
      @TheretardedPaulbrother Рік тому

      This B Is dumb af

  • @ng5309
    @ng5309 8 місяців тому +2

    JOE subtitles are essential for us non english people

  • @flopimus
    @flopimus 7 місяців тому +1

    People bring the best n worse out of u. This is a great episode

  • @YoursUntruly
    @YoursUntruly 6 місяців тому +2

    30:53 when I saw my daughter for the first time in the hospital I cried more than she did HAHAHA

  • @stevilknevil107
    @stevilknevil107 4 роки тому +572

    Joe “people are gonna observe my remarks and put them in quotations between my first and last name” Rogan

    • @AngryTurds
      @AngryTurds 4 роки тому +15

      mmmm, something something dmt

    • @felipej674
      @felipej674 4 роки тому +13

      Stevil "I like to state the obvious" Knevil

    • @stevilknevil107
      @stevilknevil107 4 роки тому +52

      Andrés “My Name Is Too Long And I Don’t Understand The Concept Of A Joke” Felipe Jaramillo Giraldo Jr. Esquire III MD

    • @EdwardEstacado
      @EdwardEstacado 4 роки тому +1

      Joe "I wanna smoke groot as some dmt" Rogan

    • @sjruiz7
      @sjruiz7 4 роки тому +4

      @@stevilknevil107 I'm dying LOL

  • @brucemorris3830
    @brucemorris3830 Рік тому +153

    I say it every time I see these guys on the podcast together. But seriously I could listen to Joe & Bill for about 12 hours and probably not get tired of it

    • @Vote_By_Mail
      @Vote_By_Mail Рік тому +1

      Just listening to Joe & Bill talk Jack & Jill.

  • @BeckyBee863
    @BeckyBee863 Рік тому +10

    Hahahahahaaaaaaaaa I'm only 13 minutes into this I can't believe I've overlooked this for 5 years already wtf seems like yesterday 😉✌️

  • @kireetinaralas.2705
    @kireetinaralas.2705 7 місяців тому +3

    I love Bill and Joe together cuz it reminds me of how I used to roleplay with my thumbs as a kid

  • @noahceremony4081
    @noahceremony4081 7 років тому +238

    I'll know she's the one when she looks at me like Joe looks at Jamie after he makes a joke

    • @larryhoover718
      @larryhoover718 7 років тому +30

      Noah Ceremony the "right Jamie?" Confirmation look. I love it

    • @TheBolondron
      @TheBolondron 7 років тому +8

      It's funny because it's true

    • @Tupemo
      @Tupemo 7 років тому +17

      And Jamie keeps on smiling to keep his job :D

    • @Tupemo
      @Tupemo 7 років тому +35

      Jamie is the reason Joe is still trying to be a comic

    • @allafricaminerals3232
      @allafricaminerals3232 7 років тому +1

      Tupemo j n

  • @DaPoopIsInDaPudding
    @DaPoopIsInDaPudding 5 років тому +1204

    There’s many people out there whose greatest accomplishment will only be adding something in quotations between Joe Rogan’s name.

    • @JonSmith-cx7gr
      @JonSmith-cx7gr 5 років тому +167

      Joe 'some people make inexplicably bitter comments on my YT vids' Rogan.

    • @brendontompa-clinch2306
      @brendontompa-clinch2306 5 років тому +39

      Whatever. Alien "There's many people out there whose greatest accomplishment will only be adding quotations between Joe Rogans" Brain

    • @sarahwaiyee9137
      @sarahwaiyee9137 5 років тому +19

      And that's ok with me

    • @danielherve856
      @danielherve856 5 років тому +2

      JunkDealer 😂😂

    • @rverro8478
      @rverro8478 5 років тому +11

      Come on ! It's just fun and games.
      "If you're not worth being laughed at, you're not worth much".

  • @sandylotion
    @sandylotion Рік тому +47

    Please post more of your shows! I can't stop watching, feel like I'm being life coached with the boys. The more I listen, the more I respect Joe Rogan, the advice is priceless!

  • @MelissaSzarka-cp2cv
    @MelissaSzarka-cp2cv 8 місяців тому +2

    Its a beautiful rapport between these two men. Thanks for all that you do.

  • @ChuxDiaz
    @ChuxDiaz 7 років тому +69

    Bill Burr is my Favorite comedian

    • @larryhoover718
      @larryhoover718 7 років тому +9

      Chux Diaz good for you

    • @Syko1985
      @Syko1985 7 років тому +6

      Chux Diaz mine too but his new special was weak for me.

    • @Nathan-px6dh
      @Nathan-px6dh 7 років тому +2

      Paul Smith that newest one on Netflix wasn't very good
      disappointed here

    • @bosco4533
      @bosco4533 7 років тому +3

      Was disappointed with it too

  • @HDA_III
    @HDA_III 2 роки тому +60

    This is one of the best damn podcasts I’ve ever heard.

  • @amykelly23
    @amykelly23 7 місяців тому

    Happy Gilmore is my favorite comedy movie ever

  • @stephenw4720
    @stephenw4720 Рік тому +1

    Listening to Bill Burr always cure the blue moods.

  • @Marvelous.Leonardo
    @Marvelous.Leonardo 6 років тому +750

    She’s 70 years old, shes 85 years old, shes 122 years old

    • @SamFarley098
      @SamFarley098 6 років тому +23

      Fucking lost it at that

    • @shaokhan4421
      @shaokhan4421 5 років тому +8

      Lol double down always

    • @beastmasterbg
      @beastmasterbg 5 років тому +2

      i died LMAO

    • @RepairRenovateRenew
      @RepairRenovateRenew 5 років тому +7

      She was kinda chubby... Hott

    • @dobber43
      @dobber43 5 років тому

      What's the time stamp on this I was in and out and I'm curious what that is

  • @evman981
    @evman981 7 років тому +656

    is alex jones really gonna be on episode 911?

    • @hardhouse87
      @hardhouse87 7 років тому +46

      Watch the last 5 seconds of this vid, he says "Tomorrow Alex Jones episode 911'

    • @evman981
      @evman981 7 років тому +3

      hardhouse87 awesome

    • @mrveritas700
      @mrveritas700 7 років тому +6

      so when is episode 910 ?

    • @mrveritas700
      @mrveritas700 7 років тому +1

      so when is episode 910 ?

    • @crawdadds
      @crawdadds 7 років тому +1

      captain black tonight after Bills.

  • @brandonf24
    @brandonf24 Рік тому

    Much respect and admiration from Nashville, Tennessee. 👍 Thanks guys for keeping all of us sane.

  • @JP-rw5cd
    @JP-rw5cd 10 місяців тому +1

    That dude with the basketball story would killing himself knowing that story is about him 😂

  • @fck4640
    @fck4640 7 років тому +307

    Bill clearly loves his wife, who is now the mother of his child, and some of his fans can't handle it. Get over it, I'm happy for the guy, and he is still fuckin' hilarious.

    • @perunlowtuned
      @perunlowtuned 6 років тому +12

      Well said.

    • @SuperVladamere
      @SuperVladamere 6 років тому +30

      Insecure boys. I've never had a problem with his wife. She's the opposite of his and you can see that it gets Bill going. It gives him life.

    • @cooperkinz
      @cooperkinz 5 років тому +20

      It's a bunch of mouth breathing basement dwellers that hate women lol and they dated for like 8 years before getting married so it's not like she's new. I don't understand these people.

    • @tomservo2202
      @tomservo2202 5 років тому +7

      I agree. He didnt just trash women, he trashes everyone. And he loves his wife. Nothing wrong with that

    • @kaiser0342
      @kaiser0342 5 років тому +1

      Never heard anyone talk shit

  • @joemorten2
    @joemorten2 5 років тому +63

    Bill Burr almost had a nervous breakdown watching Wall-E

  • @Plebzzz
    @Plebzzz Рік тому +1

    watching how Joe Rogan socializes with his friends and his guests is super good for learning how to socialize yourself

  • @StoreRunDotCom
    @StoreRunDotCom 7 місяців тому +1

    LOL! talking about the perfect crime.. "me and a buddy" your already caught

  • @tommybunk2292
    @tommybunk2292 6 років тому +1218

    Bill Burr should not feel bad about his feelings at his child's birth... My first thoughts for both of my kids at birth was "oh my god, it looks like me" poor thing... They were ugly... 30 some years later they love their "Pops", and only one of them is ugly.

    • @yellowbelly7863
      @yellowbelly7863 6 років тому +39

      The Bunkster that's hilarious!

    • @jimiseverus
      @jimiseverus 6 років тому +20

      LOL

    • @jayjohnson144
      @jayjohnson144 5 років тому +13

      The Bunkster hahahaha funny as fuck bro

    • @treebeard9461
      @treebeard9461 5 років тому +47

      The kids are gonna hear that and wonder who’s ugly

    • @marinecor23
      @marinecor23 5 років тому +34

      i feel like they already know

  • @MrSapper21
    @MrSapper21 7 років тому +623

    joe has much discipline. "i dont wanna hurt him, the guy is hurt by life"

    • @DiscoMatty79
      @DiscoMatty79 6 років тому +33

      MrSapper21 I read that just as he said it. The universe bugs me out.

    • @rem299
      @rem299 6 років тому +14

      yeh that always happens to me discomatty.

    • @ph0kused
      @ph0kused 6 років тому +13

      Then bill says he would wrap the guys face with duct tape lol

    • @alpayseckin1001
      @alpayseckin1001 6 років тому +4

      wtf that has to do with discipline. lol

    • @JackM-px3ph
      @JackM-px3ph 6 років тому

      MrSapper21 mmmijij,,,j,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Mauiii

  • @samuelsnow1662
    @samuelsnow1662 5 місяців тому +1

    I wanna see Joe do some more stand up, I love listening to his crazy shows!! Have some more recorded albums.

  • @steve6729
    @steve6729 Рік тому +2

    I am a baseball guy. Hall of Famer Rod Carew corked his bat once, and never used it in a game. He felt no one would believe it if he hit with that bat. Yes, it does make a real difference. I used to put superballs in my bat. Gives you an extra 10-15 feet on a ball you catch near the sweet spot. Old time baseball. During a rain delay, in the 1970s, "Hawk" Harrelson and Tom "Wimpy" Pacoreck (not sure of the spelling) showed the fans how you corked a bat on the television broadcast. You will not see that today, LOL. There is an old saying in baseball: "If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying".

  • @TheOnailer
    @TheOnailer 7 років тому +52

    The bit about grownups is so fucking spot on. I'm turning 32 and it just hits me right in the feels. Nobody is grown up.

    • @davidjd123
      @davidjd123 6 років тому

      Michael O'Neill so true.

    • @mattshu
      @mattshu 6 років тому

      *hits blunt**

    • @ardysmith9987
      @ardysmith9987 6 років тому

      Michael O'Neill iiii

    • @richardsanchez9190
      @richardsanchez9190 6 років тому +1

      well yeah usually grown ups dont say things like "hit me in the feels"

  • @jessnear6613
    @jessnear6613 4 роки тому +21

    The reoccurring “have you ever seen hidden figures??” was ridiculous funny

  • @GetsixOfficial
    @GetsixOfficial 5 місяців тому

    37:16 that little Rodney Dangerfield reference was amazing to me lol

  • @francoispageau7960
    @francoispageau7960 5 днів тому

    Everybody loves Joe his heart is in the right location as we say in Canada

  • @timhill8142
    @timhill8142 7 років тому +19

    "the guy's hurt by life" lol fucking classic

  • @muchappreciated.5663
    @muchappreciated.5663 4 роки тому +959

    13:19
    "Shes 70 years old or smth..."
    "No she's--"
    "She's 85 years old..."
    "No sh--"
    "She's 122 years old 😂..."
    " *She's 58.* "

  • @420slayer3
    @420slayer3 Рік тому +1

    Lol Bill Burr is the kid on A Christmas Story with the aviator goggles...Do you like Santa?😁

  • @eranmeir90
    @eranmeir90 Рік тому +5

    Did anyone else notice that Bill seemed to be evading the topic of politics by providing brief one-word like responses, but then when Joe inquired at 1:43:40 about his preferred presidential candidate he suddenly unleashed a precise and detailed political analysis, similar to a seasoned political commentator? I adored his perspective and this whole podcast, thank you !

  • @JakeMGolle
    @JakeMGolle 4 роки тому +1055

    I feel like Joe is the only person that effectively interiews/podcasts with Bill. Everyone else annoys Bill at some point.

    • @karmickarmy1398
      @karmickarmy1398 4 роки тому +58

      If you genuinely believe that Jake, then all I can say is that you’re not looking hard enough.

    • @deanrobbins7823
      @deanrobbins7823 4 роки тому +263

      @@karmickarmy1398 Conan and Bill are gold together m8!🥃🍺

    • @Luke-xi2pq
      @Luke-xi2pq 4 роки тому +25

      Yep, he just let's Bill talk and they get alone. I also think it is due to the fact that they are good buds, get along together, and respect each other!

    • @anitabonghit7606
      @anitabonghit7606 4 роки тому +75

      CONAN O'BRIAN

    • @thomaschristopherwhite9043
      @thomaschristopherwhite9043 4 роки тому +43

      I think it's because most people are intimidated by Bill off the bat because Bill has this angry man persona. Next thing you know shit gets weird and they freak out and then Bill freaks out. The key is to just treat Bill like how you'd treat your goofy friend and just shoot the shit. Notice how this entire podcast is absolutely pointless? Yeah. Just chill and talk about whatever.

  • @KomodoDojo
    @KomodoDojo 7 років тому +87

    When I train I wear weighted armor and turn it up to 10x gravity. Bad for your joints but I'm trying to go super saiyan.

    • @jameselliotte8658
      @jameselliotte8658 7 років тому +17

      KomodoDojo everyone knows u gotta go 300 times gravity noob

    • @Upharius
      @Upharius 7 років тому

      lmao

    • @unregisteredhypercam2142
      @unregisteredhypercam2142 7 років тому +7

      Need to find me a man like this 😩👌💦

    • @78endriago
      @78endriago 7 років тому +4

      take your time, and keep with it. it took me 23 years before i could go super saiyan.

  • @ForeverLaughing221
    @ForeverLaughing221 Рік тому +4

    I love Bill Burr

  • @megwon1987
    @megwon1987 Рік тому +12

    Bill was totally talking about Toy Story 3 when the toys were about to be incinerated. I couldn’t handle it either Bill 🥹

  • @Jungy_Mungerson
    @Jungy_Mungerson 5 років тому +208

    Joe "go full screen, Jamie" Rogan

  • @wellslapmyassandcallmesall8733
    @wellslapmyassandcallmesall8733 7 років тому +228

    I like how bill never brings up that his wife is black and the difference between marrying a black women vs a white women, those comedy routines become tacky.

    • @dalechalfont112
      @dalechalfont112 7 років тому +15

      Your Likes Make Me Moist His wife is extremely well spoken and educated, he hardly has any 'suburb upbringing vs ghetto upbringing' stories.

    • @pwn3d542
      @pwn3d542 7 років тому +5

      Dale Chalfont I'm surprised he doesn't talk about the weirdness caused by his nonchalant-ness and her hyperliberalism. That'd be interestinv

    • @Exhorderx
      @Exhorderx 7 років тому +1

      Dale Chalfont "Bill Burr & Nia - Dilemma: Daughter Or Gay Son" here on UA-cam says different. I'm surprised they even get along, but good for them if they're happy.

    • @trentman9763
      @trentman9763 7 років тому +11

      Smart people get along, regardless of their political affiliation. Bill and Nia both see most of the shit the idiots listening get riled up about is all bullshit.

    • @dozyproductionss
      @dozyproductionss 7 років тому

      live a little bit longer and you'll know

  • @dm5000
    @dm5000 11 місяців тому +1

    Iggy naked looks like the grinch 😂

  • @benogdenfitness9308
    @benogdenfitness9308 8 місяців тому

    Just added kickstart my heart to my workout playlist

  • @jjackandbrian5624
    @jjackandbrian5624 3 роки тому +75

    The only time joe ever says
    “Jamie, don’t pull that up”

  • @wesselvis5629
    @wesselvis5629 7 років тому +38

    Joe "I have a buddy" Rogan

  • @atozproductions9660
    @atozproductions9660 Рік тому +2

    Joe's over here talking about somebody's trying to steal his identity and Jamie's over there trying not to make eye contact ,twiddling his thumbs and whistling😂😂😂

  • @True573
    @True573 Рік тому +9

    Joe rogan is hands down the best interviewer on earth. He knows when to talk and he knows when to listen.

  • @UnendingGrimness
    @UnendingGrimness 7 років тому +236

    Bill's new special had me crying the entire time! Fuck that Nashville crowd...Bill is a genius!

    • @UnendingGrimness
      @UnendingGrimness 7 років тому

      Pa Pa ???

    • @spookeddudedevito
      @spookeddudedevito 7 років тому +1

      UnendingGrimnesS from all Nashvillians...fuck u

    • @UnendingGrimness
      @UnendingGrimness 7 років тому +21

      spookdude devito hahaha that couldnt offend me in the slightest.This is not my singular opinion lol Check the reviews, everyone loved it but hated the crowd. You weren't there so wtf do you care? Just know that Nashville is just politically correct these days and cant find humor in jokes that arent PC. The crowd that is...not you personally unless you didnt like it..Was it too dark for your taste? Not a fan of the holocaust jokes? I laughed my balls off \m/

    • @wizleyftw
      @wizleyftw 7 років тому +15

      It was shit. It wasn't nowhere near the level of his previous specials. It's like watching Louie CK lose his ability all over again.

    • @UnendingGrimness
      @UnendingGrimness 7 років тому +9

      Michael Dunbar Eh your taste in comedy sucks lol His bits were genius and so were his improv moments \m/ Fucking Legend \m/

  • @paranoidyouth
    @paranoidyouth Рік тому +1

    I love that they still have his videos on here

  • @danxthexman82x7
    @danxthexman82x7 Рік тому

    What a memorable episode! "It's like verbal water-boarding!" 🤣 THAT'S THE FUNNIEST SHIT IIVE EVER HEARD!

  • @chieftonga
    @chieftonga 6 років тому +918

    *Joe Rogan doing his breathing exercise*
    BILL: Dude you look like you got shot and you're waiting for the ambulance.." 😂😂😂😂😂😜😜😜

    • @Estephan2013
      @Estephan2013 6 років тому +19

      CHiEF TONGA hahaha glad he brought him back to earth

    • @moyasujigoku8401
      @moyasujigoku8401 6 років тому +60

      Camp Matthew
      How pathetic is your life that you get mad over something as dumb as emojis

    • @moyasujigoku8401
      @moyasujigoku8401 6 років тому +33

      Camp Matthew
      It's pretty obvious that you did lmao

    • @moyasujigoku8401
      @moyasujigoku8401 6 років тому +31

      Camp Matthew
      And now you're getting mad again lol you should really see a therapist about your inability to control your emotions

    • @moyasujigoku8401
      @moyasujigoku8401 6 років тому +23

      Camp Matthew
      Nah, I don't think that's it. You're showing clear signs of anger here.

  • @samharold9022
    @samharold9022 7 років тому +365

    As much as I can't stand watching Adam Sandler movies, it's kinda refreshing to hear people liking them.

    • @elvis316
      @elvis316 7 років тому +11

      Yeah, his hollywood buddies. Super sincere.

    • @withnail-and-i
      @withnail-and-i 6 років тому +4

      Punch Drunk Love is the only acceptable Adam Sandler movie

    • @SullyReviews5000
      @SullyReviews5000 6 років тому +18

      Reign on me, funny people, 50 first dates, punch drunk love, happy Gilmore. Dude makes good movies. Plain and simple

    • @wolftmfg
      @wolftmfg 6 років тому

      Ahahahah

    • @joseph4043
      @joseph4043 6 років тому +8

      I like water boy and happy Gilmore new Sandler movies tho aren’t my style!

  • @dblstndrd526
    @dblstndrd526 Рік тому

    lmfao the basketball dad story and impression, Joe you're the best lol

  • @DdotRay86
    @DdotRay86 3 роки тому +137

    "Dude, have you seen Hidden Figures?" 😂😂😂

    • @jaymileigh8386
      @jaymileigh8386 3 роки тому +4

      I kept looking to see if the podcast had restarted... like groundhogs day 😂

    • @frankthetank7596
      @frankthetank7596 3 роки тому +2

      Theres no other way to ask about Hidden Figures 😂

    • @Zaz5y
      @Zaz5y 3 роки тому

      Hidden figures is the shit

  • @sabeehahmed9854
    @sabeehahmed9854 4 роки тому +111

    Joe “how many babies are being born right now simultaneously” Rogan

    • @101forthefun5
      @101forthefun5 3 роки тому +1

      Isn't there a scene like that in Bruce Almighty?

    • @A6Legit
      @A6Legit 3 роки тому +1

      Three

  • @ReadyPlayerDog
    @ReadyPlayerDog 5 місяців тому

    26:15 I'm from the UK, and we had this legendary English football player called Stuart Pearce, affectionately nicknamed Psycho. He once did a tackle, and unknown to him at the time, played the rest of the match on a broken foot.
    He also had a Moldovan footballer try and take him out with a very rough tackle that took both players into the advertising boards. Pearce just got up and walked away, the other guy was carried off on a stretcher 😂😂

  • @kyelif4153
    @kyelif4153 9 місяців тому

    Idk why billy burr has me dead rn