I laughed so hard when the Yellow Diamond/Girl losing her shit when she cant sing thing that a piece of chicken dropped from my mouth and my cat saw it and now its eating it
Stets Uninu oh my god stets I love you so much you're literally the reason I started making YTPs because I love your YTPs so much oh my god you're like a celebrity to me ahhh
giantpoopbutt Plays honestly I think it was pink pearl, possibly crystal gem pearl? It would make sense to me if pearl shattered pink diamond because she knew Rose would never do it, but then rose took the blame for her to protect her
Usually edited Steven universe edits aren't good But this one is good less ear rapes tho Add mixed words that make no sense and caption them, it makes YTPs so much funnier
I ussually dont like YTPS that do nonsense things for the sake of it and make no sense, i liek the ones that make a story out of mixed sentences and funny edits, but this was an unholy and hilarious mixture of both.
Western Dragon 0.2 lol I LOVE when people do that though because it's like "hey, I made that joke, and now they're quoting it back to me!" lmao like it feels good to know people liked the jokes
United forever in friendship and labour, Our mighty republics will ever endure. The Great Soviet Union will live through the ages. The dream of a people their fortress secure. Long live our Soviet motherland, Built by the people's mighty hand. Long live our people, united and free. Strong in our friendship tried by fire. Long may our crimson flag inspire, Shining in glory for all men to see. Through days dark and stormy where Great Lenin lead us Our eyes saw the bright sun of freedom above And Stalin our leader with faith in the people, Inspired us to build up the land that we love. Long live our Soviet motherland, Built by the people's mighty hand. Long live our people, united and free. Strong in our friendship tried by fire. Long may our crimson flag inspire, Shining in glory for all men to see. We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders, And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame. Our glory will live in the memory of nations And all generations will honour her name. Long live our Soviet motherland, Built by the people's mighty hand. Long live our people, united and free. Strong in our friendship tried by fire. Long may our crimson flag inspire, Shining in glory for all men to see.
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![[YTP]: Jasper comes to dinner](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/RyLBZlfmjZc/mqdefault.jpg)
![[YTP]: Garnet Teaches Sex-Ed](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_4LYxMexlUw/mqdefault.jpg)
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blue diamond what did you think?
@@invaderpopz didnt know that one of my agates could be so violent
Blue
@@RamonaBadWolf-p6v hey yellow ^^
@@A2hSla hey Blue :)
we do not run or *SHOUT I N T H E S E H A L L W A Y S*
I'm sorry it's just that blue diamond is gay
Mikey Plays Zelda BLUEDIAMONDISSTRAIGHT
*BEEP* You!
We can't keep *BLEEPING* her
YOU'VE GOT TO SHATTER A DIAMOND BLUE... (the added voice lines to change the song up)
I think Holly Blue disliked the video
put me in jail then
Robin Gilliver, #MakeMemesIllegal
Robin Gilliver Then make Cornpopz my dealer 😏
Holly blue and her 154 backup accounts
Or 155 holly blues
i laughed way to hard at yellow diamond saying "im going to shatter you"
I laughed when YD said"You got to shattered a diamond,Blue"
edgy silver lol I thought she said "I'M GOING TO SHAG YOU"
edgy silver I thought she said 'I'm going to shat on you' help
edgy silver I mean it's basically proven at this point that YD shattered PD :^)
Taco Cat i wish i heard that instead XD
1:04 "What if I say something gay?"
Me during family reunions.
same
PLAY IT STRAIGHT
Omg I feel you
Me, A bisexual: Uh- Yeahhhh.....
Me, an panromantic asexual: *nervous laughter*
Rubies are red
Sapphires are blue
Amethyst is purple
She must be a fu......sion
that makes perfect sense and I can see the rhyme
ruby's are red shappire's blue if u dare to cheat on me i will shatter you
so that's why pink diamond was shattered
rubies are red
sapphires are blue
if you put them together
theyre stronger than you
i though that would a rhyme
I laughed so hard when the Yellow Diamond/Girl losing her shit when she cant sing thing that a piece of chicken dropped from my mouth and my cat saw it and now its eating it
SixteenTheAnimator "omg I'm sorry lemme do it again" and that scream lmao
😂😂😂 cats are greedy
I feel like my status as creator of the gayest Steven Universe YTPs is being threatened and I'm not happy
Stets Uninu oh my god stets I love you so much you're literally the reason I started making YTPs because I love your YTPs so much oh my god you're like a celebrity to me ahhh
Stets Uninu every time I make a new YTP I think: "is this as funny as stets gets arrested for space arson?" It's like my gold standard for YTP
Aw golly
Then make even funnier Famethysts.
MAKE A GAYER ONE
What are you doing?
_Making chocolate pudding_
*Repeatedly kicks in shins*
Shek Snek
It’s four o’clock in the morning, why on Homeworld are you making chocolate pudding
deffdefying wonderful reasons
I DIED AT THE "ZOO MACHINE 🅱ROKE"
føxer, Yeah, where was that from?
It's from Sethical's video "Boneless Pizza"
Zamalous, 1:36
thanks
Ifkr
I died at "making chocolate pudding"
Who thinks the pink diamond assassination was an inside job?
giantpoopbutt Plays honestly I think it was pink pearl, possibly crystal gem pearl? It would make sense to me if pearl shattered pink diamond because she knew Rose would never do it, but then rose took the blame for her to protect her
That makes sense because pearl is coldhearted in a way, whenever she gets serious. I don't doubt that she would go to those lengths.
giantpoopbutt Plays exactly right?? Pearl is the only crystal gem who is salty and savage and extreme enough to shatter a diamond in my opinion
cornpopz FINALLY someone who thinks the same as I do! I'm like 90% sure it was our Pearl
me
Holly Blue: What are you doing?
Famethysts: *mAkiN' cHoCoLaTe pUdDiN'*
Blue Diamond is gay! She's straight! And escort that gay human to Blue Diamond
*Say something straight*
Ruby: "Uuummm... Blue Diamond loves Pearl!"
#nailedit
Don't you know I miss her
TooOoooOoooOoO AAAAHAHA
that's basically me going through puberty the day after I turned 12.
"YES, of course we DESTROYED her!"
Padparadscha will make an account! How wonderful! and we're always thinking of ME.
Stop Famethyst ankle abuse!
#stopfamethystabuse
Plantimaters, Who's Famethyst
#famethystlivesmatter :(
Velia Hernandez
The Famethyst is the group of Amethysts and Jaspers and Carnelian that our Amethyst met at the human zoo.
"I don't know why anyone trust's those ships" I know how you feel. ;-;
The first joke in and I was already laughing harder than I could imagine. This is art.
OHM! I almost choke on my own saliva with laughter! This a unique experience...
Blue AgatexSapphire new OTP
No, i forbid it
"don't you think I miss her tooOOooOOOOOO"
"I'm sass with my personal pearl"
"I DIDN'T FIGHT A THOUSAND YEAR WAR FOR THIS PLANET TO TA-"
ive never even seen a straight amethyst before
same.
“But Pearl isn’t straight at all!”
“ *FUCK* you ”
Best line by far
yellow diamond hitting those high notes IM DEAD 💀💀💀💀
"Our bodies are made of ass"
That's why pearl is one of my favorites 👌
1:55 sapphire's predictions as right as always
quality content I subbed for 😩👏👏👏
0:22
My parents: Are you gay?
0:27
Me, A bisexual: Ummm, Nooooo!
omg yellow diamond as the i will always love you girl had me laughing so hard
I hardly laugh but this is clearly an exception, omfg.
This killed me. Just accept that you're gay, Holly so that you and sapphire can smash.
Rae's Universe I know right she totally low-key had a thing for sapphire the whole video, she'd have to get through Ruby first tho Lol.
Rae's Universe i hope someone made a fan fusion of sapphire and holly blue agate just because of this video
sapphy lemme smash
Usually edited Steven universe edits aren't good
But this one is good
less ear rapes tho
Add mixed words that make no sense and caption them, it makes YTPs so much funnier
I ussually dont like YTPS that do nonsense things for the sake of it and make no sense, i liek the ones that make a story out of mixed sentences and funny edits, but this was an unholy and hilarious mixture of both.
I like the ones with story as well, but I just want random mixed words occasionally.
For example:
Steven, GET the OSTRITCH
NeoslayerX PW I honestly hope they never start adding mixed words that make no sense. It really kills the humor for me so fast.
3:40 we are always thinking on M E
XDXD
I seriously shrieked with that last kick to that poor Amethyst's legs before they walked away
Yellow diamond failing over and over to successfully hit those high notes resonated with me on a spiritual level
Everything in this is canon, up to and including their bodies being made of @ss.
"An agate has a use, they can go and **** a sapphire."
*Agate and Sapphire looking at each other*
*angry Ruby noises*
sorry it took so long I got really depressed lol
No problem , we are all depressed here
cornpopz can you make a montage of dirty things in Steven Universe plzzz
What_the_raquaza say raquaza what kind of dirty things
cornpopz ummm... kind of like pearl ebing gay for rose or something homosexual idk?
cornpopz awww thanks man
(holly blue kicking)
overwatch jokes... gay jokes... nice
KoleXJericho4eva you know me I am gay and I have been known to play the video games
cornpopz I really understand the Zarya one as a Zarya main myself.
I BURST OUT LAUGHING AT 1AM THANKS ALOT
“My word! I don’t know why anyone trusts those ships!” Shows SU shipping. Love it.
"Yes, of course we destroyed her"
"And we're always thinking of me"
"Now you have to shatter her!"
ouch my theories
WHERE ARE ALL THE OTHER LIKES
Students: *are loud in hallways*
Teachers: we do not run or *SHOUT IN THESE HALLWAYS*
2:21
in demonicly robotic voice: WE DO NOT RUN OR SHOUT IN THESE HALLWAYS
Does sapphire blink or wink?
Hype_Hero both
yes
She Bwlinks.
3:59 when the puberty hits you hard
this is like one of the only ytps i saw and enjoyed so much that i laughed. omg bless you for creating this.
3:27 "An Agate has a use they can go and f*ck a Sapphire". XD I cried laughing, and spat out my water on my dog. Thank you.
Not even the first 30 seconds and I'm already dead with "We~ think pearl F**KED amethyst"
"Why didn't you tell me there was a SaS?"
"Aaaaaaaaaaa..."
"We think pearl fucks amethyst" I'M LAUGHING SO HARD WHY
Holly: [Under hushed tone] "Why didn't you tell me there was a sas?"
Amethyst:"Uuuhhhhhhhh"
Killed me! XD
Your YTPS came out when I was still in high school and every now and then I will randomly remember them 😭😭it’s like a curse
so happy i could bring this curse to your life 🥰
*HUMAN ZOO MACHINE BROKE*
"Why didn't you tell me there was a SAAS?"
"Oooohhhh--"
Why is this still funny years later
2:20 Holly Blue Agate has demons in her!
"I'm Here to Shatter You!"
" *O O O O O O O H ! !* "
"Today, I'm STRAIGHT" lmao
This is the only SU YTP that I keep quoting to this day
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Making chocolate pudding.
.-.
*KICKKICKKICKKICK*
1:24 "making chocolate pudding" 🤣
Amethyst: "Uh, what about me?"
Sapphire: "...No."
Bruh the Agathe f- sapphire scene just kills me
i was gone at "today im straight" like bITCH ME TO
Steven: you'll never take me alive you rockheads!
Me: its ok he got the r pass
omg i love that there are still recent comments, I miss when SU was famous and had a huge fandom 😭
my throat is dead from laughing, thanks alot time to watch more
1:52 I love that
*something from the video in bold*
Western Dragon 0.2 lol I LOVE when people do that though because it's like "hey, I made that joke, and now they're quoting it back to me!" lmao like it feels good to know people liked the jokes
Holly: What are you doing?
Quartz: Making chocolate pudding.
"play it straight"
Welp, nice knowing ya'll, this was a good series.
For some reason I really love this and keep playing it everyday lmao. Ur an YTP god
"We think pearl fucks amethyst"
U m
*Kicks shin*
Yes, of course we destroyed her, and we're always thinking of memes.
BUT NOW YOU GOT TO SHATTER A DIAMOND BLUE
How can Blue Diamond actually do that with Pearls?
I mean, the Pearls would split in half, explode, etc.
Its MAGIC
Not the video we wanted but the video we deserved
1:46
Oh my god that's priceless.
see the funny thing is I saw the title and thought it was a legit scene in an episode
we do not run or sHOUT IN THESE HALLWAYS
I'm sorry it's just... BLUE DIAMOND IS GAY!!
"I'm here to shatter you" "mMUU"
United forever in friendship and labour,
Our mighty republics will ever endure.
The Great Soviet Union will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their fortress secure.
Long live our Soviet motherland,
Built by the people's mighty hand.
Long live our people, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our crimson flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all men to see.
Through days dark and stormy where Great Lenin lead us
Our eyes saw the bright sun of freedom above
And Stalin our leader with faith in the people,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.
Long live our Soviet motherland,
Built by the people's mighty hand.
Long live our people, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our crimson flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all men to see.
We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of nations
And all generations will honour her name.
Long live our Soviet motherland,
Built by the people's mighty hand.
Long live our people, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our crimson flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all men to see.
+HatKid Wrong video, Comrade
Azzam Jamil wrong video? Or right video
HatKid Did you know elephant urine smells like grass?
HatKid Я Русский
👌
im here to shatter
whut?
XD
try watching without laughing and if u laugh u have to restart the video
"I'm here to shatter you"
So much shin kicking. Dunno how that Amethyst can still stand. lol
Everytime Holly Blue kicks the Amethyst Guard I keep losing it! Thank you for this, it is easily a daily pick me up!
2:20
Don't you know i miss her *TOOT*
1:23 is the best XD
Ooh, what's the video about? Holly? Oh. Well, just letting you know, I liked looking like a normal amethyst.
The human zoo machine 🅱️R🅾️KE
2:06 Ruby say something sexual
What I love the most about YTC (as opposed to poop) is the inconsistancy
1:13 Gets captured
1:18 still here
The making chocolate pudding and Ruby leaving the crack killed me😂
Holly: What are you doing
Other amythest's guards: Macking Chocolate pudding