garnet: peridot kept a lot of thing pearl: but not from me garnet: even from us pearl: but not from peridot garnet: even from peridot pearl: but not from JOHN CENA!!!!!
Ebbi the Tigress And Keen the Koala I still ship lapis x peridot, amethyst x peridot and me x peridot also garnet x peridot... I'll never ship pearl x peridot
+Michael Lanier amethyst's voice actor also voices some chick I'm GTA, they took her voice from that which is almost exactly the same style so that's some great editing :D. it's so Pearlfect.
Even if you're not in this ship, this genuinely makes anyone laugh because how absurd it is. Specially due the fact this follows kind of an internal lore.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and if you think *X-Files theme plays* That's why the people of this world.. SMOKE WEEED EVERY DAYYYYYY. Lmfao
+Braden Wojahn ಠ_ಠ I was asking someone else that knew the song that wasn't you. Also go the fuck to sleep I emailed this video to you for you to see later today, and you have to get up early!
+cornpopz yes. Sometimes we're all in the living room and we get our dad to play it then we all laugh our asses off while our mom just looks confused and exasperated. It's good fun.
Amy is jelly cuz peridot swooped in first... but that "wouldn't you rather have my body instead" really got me but that "I don't care about you " oh the denial XD
![[YTP]: Greg destroys headphones users](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZilTixzEhWM/mqdefault.jpg)
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![[YTP]: Jasper comes to dinner](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/RyLBZlfmjZc/mqdefault.jpg)
![[YTP] Peridot tries to sin](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ivXfF0NLWv8/mqdefault.jpg)
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Amy: GO CRY ABOUT IT
Garnet: dont cry pearl.
Amy: CRY ABOUT IT!
Garnet: dont cry
Amy: CRY!!
Garnet: dont-
Pearl: *warp*
that was the best
I know !
how'd you make your words bold
you use this * before and after you words
Armin Arlert i was just watching that part
2:47
"You should hold on to it."
"Really?"
"NO."
...
"Well then let's eat it."
If you can't hold it you might as well eat it
"BITCH DONT YOU EVEN DARE" 😂
Tanooki Doge I'm not cannibalizing myself ;D
*_screeches of the devil_*
Is it weird that I actually got kind of into this story-wise?
lol me too!
Haha smae
I did too
I'm ready for more....
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"You always say you'll be the bottom but you never commit."
"WHat the fUCK!?"
Sheep
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
Meme
what The fuck or what the fack
go cry about it
"-You always say you'll be the bottom but you never commit. -WHAT THE FUCK!"
I lost my shit at that part jfc these videos are perfect
"She's not coming back!"
It’s actually crazy how a 5 year old UA-cam poop still makes me laugh out loud just as much as it did when I first saw it
"cry about it!"
"don't cry pearl."
Dont cry pearl go cry about it DONT’T
Every weapon was left by a weapon?
You must die!
Goddammit Soul, what did I tell you about leaving your weapon behind? Soul: I'm sorry Maka please don't hit me
UnderStuck Trash wut
Tumbled Stars soul is bae
Pearl: I don't like Garnet
Garnet: *Pulls out GIANT axe* YOU MUST DIE!! LOLOLOLOLOL
I love this Pearlidot series
LOLOLOLOLOLO
Same!
I really hope they continue ^^
I'm taking a little break from the Pearlidot just for the next one but don't worry- Pearl's love will never die
Thank you :) I love your videos
The “Nothing else could fit so perfectly inside” killed me 😂
dammit I just realized I forgot to change the title screen! It was going to say "Cry for Cory" and have a picture of Cory in the House
Aw man that wouldve been perfect
oh that wouldve been so great!! Honselty its just icing on the cake bc this is so good already. Great great video.
It could've been great.
The video's are great man and LoL
Ha I get the joke.
Is it bad that I like watching these episodes better than the actually Steven Universe episodes?
nope
Nah
Lol no
HA! NOPE
they are funnier indeed
"That's Peridot's dildo"
I just died 😂😂😂
This oldie is still the best YTP video ever made
“She was... A STRAIGHT-BLADED SABRE THAT’S PINK, WITH A RED HANDLE”
haha, i really liked that part
“You look so much like her!”
I love the Running Man in the end.
Me 2
yesss
Same
yah me too I laughed so much
2:07
Ik this is a ytp but it makes me happy to hear Steven call pearl mom lol
G - Amethyst, help me with this ass
A - THIS IS GREAT
Hixxa Annatalie XD
6 years and I'm back...
Still comedy gold.
AMETHYST
HELP ME WITH THIS ASS
how did you make like 2 of the most emotional episodes so funny this is black magic
IkR
"This was a historic weapon, every weapon here was left by a weapon." ILLUMENETI
R.I.P. Amethyst
she meant pull
But aMETHyst does meth
garnet: peridot kept a lot of thing
pearl: but not from me
garnet: even from us
pearl: but not from peridot
garnet: even from peridot
pearl: but not from JOHN CENA!!!!!
this was probably the funniest of the three.
that's great to hear! I was worried it might not be as good. I'm glad you liked it! :)
*Yes*
Pearl: I don't like Garnet. Garnet: YOU MUST DIE.
"PeRiDOT DidN'T hAvE A PeNiS!!!1"
8 years later and this is still one of the greatest ytps ever made, thank you for making this.
You made me cry from laughter.
That's rare.
You should be proud.
"But you never commit!" "WHAT THE F*CK?!" XD
pearl:MEME* runs away *
amy:FINE, GO!!!!
pearl:* comes back and hits door *
I love these YTPs bc I love SU and you make it so funny I fall of my bed and die of laughter! Love your YTPs!
"You always say you're gonna be the bottom but you never commit!"
"WHAT THE FUCK"
Because of these videos, I ship peridot with pearl
Same
Ebbi the Tigress And Keen the Koala I still ship lapis x peridot, amethyst x peridot and me x peridot also garnet x peridot... I'll never ship pearl x peridot
I ship Lapidot and somewhat Pearlidot, a TIIIINY bit Amedot. Not garnidot tho.
Stevendot
because there fucking
HOW DID U GET AMETHYST TO SAY "WHAT THE FUCK" LOKE THAT?!? THAT WAS AWESOME!!!
+Michael Lanier amethyst's voice actor also voices some chick I'm GTA, they took her voice from that which is almost exactly the same style so that's some great editing :D. it's so Pearlfect.
ohh that's so much funnier!!!
Michael Lanier her name is amedot
Mendy the dancing Demon
No it isn’t. It’s definitely Amethyst.
My humor has not aged at all since I watched this 6 years ago.
Too Funny I Think I Peed My Pants
by Fall Out Boy
The Bros Gaming
The last part was hilarious!!! Nice work 😂😂😂
Yh i LOVED it
Too.
THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH OMFG
Ikr
Its been ages since I was here… my childhood memories…
"this is the historic weapon store, every weapon here was left by a weapon. I don't like Garnet"
"Maybe you should hold on to this...NO!" "Let's eat it".
Peridot: This is Peridot and I CHEATED ON MY MATH TEST
"WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!"
*Smacks wall*
"MEME"
You make the best YTP's
I cracked at the running man part.
Steven:Sheep
Pearl:WHAT DO YOU KNOW.
"AMETHYST help me with this ass" 😂😂😂
"My body has been compromised."
YESSSSSSSSS!!! I'm obsessed with your videos heheh
Pearl:maybe you should hold on to this
Steven:really?
Pearl:NO!
I didn't stop laughing starting from 0:04
I'm dying from this holy shit (i'm a lapidot shipper...Just saying)
Lapidot for life :3
@@clemwills3601 *yes*
Even if you're not in this ship, this genuinely makes anyone laugh because how absurd it is. Specially due the fact this follows kind of an internal lore.
THIS IS ART
PLS
MAKE MORE
Oh my god xD
This series is hilarious
I thought it was gonna say
"CUT MY LIFE IN TWO PIECES
THIS IS MAH CHOCOLATE BAR!"
THE ENDING IS PRICELESS XD
*YEP*
AM I THE ONLY ONE DYING IN LAUGHTER
2:38 OMG HOW DID YOU DO THAT IT SOUNDS PERFECT XD
sauce?
2:12 I was laughing so hard and my friend asked me and I was like "nnnnnnnnothing....."
1:29 NOT THAAYYAAHYAAYG XDD
This weapon place is even more weapons then I remember. This weapon store has weapons that were let by an weapons
"I hate garnet"
Oh, God,
I feel sorry that lion had that in his mouth.
THIS WAS SO SUS LIKE PERDOT DOING PEARL?!?!????! geinus.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and if you think *X-Files theme plays*
That's why the people of this world.. SMOKE WEEED EVERY DAYYYYYY.
Lmfao
Bidybab XD
"But Peridot didn't have a penis!"
"Here it is!"
0:42 PERIDOT ROAST PEARL
2:31 how did you get amethyst's voice to say this?
Her voice actor did GTA voicies
Where'd you hear the song Oh No You Didn't(!)? My relatives created it and honestly it's pretty fucking funny.
I think its from the game Mercenaries 2, it's by the Wojahn Brothers
+Braden Wojahn ಠ_ಠ I was asking someone else that knew the song that wasn't you. Also go the fuck to sleep I emailed this video to you for you to see later today, and you have to get up early!
Haha your friend is right, I heard it in the commercial for a video game a while back. It's a cool song!!
+cornpopz yes. Sometimes we're all in the living room and we get our dad to play it then we all laugh our asses off while our mom just looks confused and exasperated. It's good fun.
1:29 help me I'm crying
I died when Amethyst said WHAT THE FUCK!
0:07 I laughed so much idk why😂
*A L L W A Y S F I N D A W A Y*
Pearl: "I don't like Garnet."
*Garnet pulls the giant ass axe from the bush*
Garnet: "YOU MUST DIEEEEE!"
Me: *dead*
R.I.P Headphone users..
;-;
this is really quality XD! this is why i subbed
the end is the best part
I actually jumped at the beginning!
Peridot the PineTree XD
Imagine if this was canon
10 seconds in and I've already lost my shit laughing.
I died at the end😂😂😂😂 omfg!!😂😂😂
Amy is jelly cuz peridot swooped in first... but that "wouldn't you rather have my body instead" really got me but that "I don't care about you " oh the denial XD
Didnt know Naruto and Papa Roach coming but anyway,I'm dying with laugh now!!! 😂😂😂
Every weapon here was left by a weapon I don't like garnet. Garnet: YOUS MUST DIE!
Peridot is cheating on an exam
I mean test
What's the song at 1:58?
Okiee, back at YTP again.
the end killed me 😂
These need to be put together for like a movie XD
this was really well stitched
i love you so much for this XD
image not available omg
Come on Pearl. Stop stating the obvious. Everyone knows Peridot tells John Cena everything.
This is so funny they did the running man challenge! 😂😂😂
Aaron CooLz Yes I was laughing my ass off! 😂😂
Peridot SAME AS ME
_Jesus the time when amethyst said "Would you rather have my body?" and " What the f*ck!" sounded just like her tbh_
haha that's because it was her voice actress! She did some voices for grand theft auto :)
_Really?? No wonder that sounded familiar.._
Best reason to subscribe ever.
the very casual tone of "I don't like Garnet"
Every weapon here was left by a weapon that was left by another weapon by has left by a weapon.
every weapon was left by a weapon *i dont like garnet*
dat music in 0:42 i remembar it but whats da name ?
It's the bowser fight theme from yoshi's island, haha
nvm its yoshis island bowser theme dho
I thought it was a version of Meglovania..
Wot
From Undertale
I thoughtt
2:38 I really want to know when Dietz said that, LMAO!