Wow, didn't expect this would get that much attention. Thank y'all for 100K views and 500+ subscribers! Idk if we'll be making more edits due to the both of us being busy irl with college and whatnot. We've also moved on from Steven Universe, so if we ever do make another YTP, it most likely won't be SU-related. Because of this, the channel will no longer be exclusive to SU YTPs. For those who still look forward to our possible future uploads, just know that if we ever do get around to making edits again, we'll be sure to let you guys know as soon as we can. ;) We might not upload for a long time, but saying this is the last video of Distorto is incorrect.
Even though this video is funny, I have to do something. 5: Two Blue Diamonds 1:12 4: "Lol!" 0:22 3: "Defending a tree?" 0:34 2: "There is a reeses. It's because it doesn't make cents!" 1:56 Honorable mention: "Rose Quartz commited a crime. I rest my case." 0:00 Another honorable mention: "Rose Quartz is Rose Quartz." 2:00 1: "It was a sos!?" 1:33
Not exactly our best ytp, but hopefully we'll come up with more ideas next time. xd Also, for those who don't want to be earraped, check the description for the loud parts.
This is really funny. I was laughing throughout the whole video. I'm glad there weren't too many adult jokes, 'cause that doesn't make me laugh. At all. Thanks for making this! 👍
G. Zircon: **ahem** Rose Quartz committed a crime. I rest my case. B. Zircon: Aw, she's good. **static** **intro** Steven: Whatever Homeworld has in store for me, *_I'M READY_* **pause** Steven: I said i'm red. **door spasm** Steven: LOL! **more door spasm** B. Zircon: Ridiculous. 4,000 years of royal- *seisure* **le gasp** WiiU **more seisure** **bluescreen** **explodes** G. Zircon: Defending a tree? **giggles** B. Zircon: I WAS ASSIGNED TO THIS! Y. Pearl: **demon sounds** B. Pearl: And the lustrous Blue Diamond. B. Diamond: Where is the accused...? Y. Diamond: Is that... **long pause** Pearl? B. Diamond: No. G. Zircon: I would like to call an eyewitness. Eye Ruby: **rises from ground** Grr... **goes back into the ground** Steven: I did it! B. Diamond: How? How did you do it? Steven: Huh? B. Diamond: How did you f*ck Pink Diamond? Steven: Uh...Well...I did it on Earth B. Diamond: IT WAS A SAUCE **everyone gets depressed as the world turns into blue hell** B. Zircon: What were you SAYING in there? Maybe that, probably this? Ugh, what do you mean maybe? Steven: I- B. Zircon: DON'T TUMBLE MY TUMBLE MY TUMBLE MY Steven: *_I T W A S M E A L R I G H T_* B. Zircon: I get it. There's a reese's. It's because it doesn't make cents! B. Zircon: Rose Quartz is Rose Quartz. WOOOW WOOOOOOOO Y. Diamond: They were with her, of course! They saw the whole thing! B. Zircon: Could sheesh? The question nobody seems to be asking is "how?" B. Diamond: I've been asking that question Y. Diamond: **shatters both Zircons** The End
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Wow, didn't expect this would get that much attention. Thank y'all for 100K views and 500+ subscribers!
Idk if we'll be making more edits due to the both of us being busy irl with college and whatnot. We've also moved on from Steven Universe, so if we ever do make another YTP, it most likely won't be SU-related. Because of this, the channel will no longer be exclusive to SU YTPs.
For those who still look forward to our possible future uploads, just know that if we ever do get around to making edits again, we'll be sure to let you guys know as soon as we can. ;)
We might not upload for a long time, but saying this is the last video of Distorto is incorrect.
Please do more of this!!! Me and my friend were dying of laughter!
this is iconic? can you make a sequel?
Everyone wants poop
@@fleurdriviere hi you CLOD
Steven: I did it on Earth
**shows picture of Neptune**
Toon Link Neptune is most certainly earth, after all.
With a SUS
With a sauce
It’s a reference to there first UA-cam Poop.
IKR😂😂
"Rose Quartz commited a crime, I rest my case."
Wolfy The Warrior Yes, I am good at my job.
"Whatever homeworld has in store for me.."
"IM REDY"
"I said I'm RED"
@@L3AFB0X LOOOL
"Rose Quartz committed a crime. I rest my case."
"Oh she's good."
I laughed way mare than I should've
I would like to call an eye-witness!
*shows eyeball without any eyes*
1:17 W0W0W0W0W0W0W
*SHE'S A FUSION!*
And yellow diamond turned into blue diamond.
Coraline in Steven Universe
That’s cursed
*Defending a tree?*
**He transforms into a tree**
She*
@@sekai9906 No, he, Steven is male.
@@sekai9906 Steven is a male
Xd
he is pink diamond tho ;-;
Defending a *Tree* ?
Isn’t that, *TREEson* ?
Nice
tree
the writing at 0:51 says...
"Have you ever thought about looking down you dumb blue popsicle"
Bluepopsiclesis- pacman?///
U know 😂😂
I* know
Before it... a ummm i forget ut its yellow and likes to eat alot and deafet ghost in a game idk lol i forgot
In yellow's helmet
OMG
HOW DID U FIND IT
I WAS TRYING SO HARD
I WAS TRYING TO PAUSE RIGHT THERE FOR AT LEAST HALF AN HOUR
>:(
o-o
im a *failure*
2:09 best part
Yes it is
I died with that face
1:34 IT WAS A SAUCE
lol
iT iS
pRoNoUnCeD
saus
*_V SAUCE_*
Sos
Mild Chili sauce to be exact
2:01
_”Rose Quartz_ is _Rose Quartz”_
*“WOOOOOWWWOOŒØÖÕ-“*
1:36 - 1:41 when you cut an onion
therobloxfangamer so true
0:29 when you spam crouch on games
That is called T-bagging my bro.
I can never stop thinking about how it’s like can I call an eye witness and then it’s eyeball lol
HAHA UR RIGHT
1:55 “I get it, there’s a *Reese’s*” lol
Ydia 714 When the peanut allergy kid goes into anaphylactic shock and you don’t know why but you see a candy on his desk
I’ve ruined the 100 like streak
Yellow Zircon:* clears throat * Rose Quartz committed a crime. I rest my case.
Blue Zircon:Oh she is _good._
Steven:-_-
1:57
‘That’s because it doesn’t make CENTS’
-Zircon 2021
2:06 They were with her of course, ThEy SaW tHe WhOlE tHiNg!
"CoULd sHe? "
E x p l o s i o n
WUAAAAAH
*ending credits*
@Wolfy The Warrior *fart* *laser noise*, AU- *fart*
IT WAS A SOS!
It was sauce
I get it, there's a Reese's.
Warriors 4 Lyfe i dont get the joke there
Wolfy The Warrior no, i dont get the joke becos of the sos thingy
Wolfy The Warrior so,wat does it mean? 😂
Favorite part 0:39
I had headphones on at full volume. WHY!!!!
Rip earphone users
*AlL RisE THe aluMiNIoUs YellOW DiaMONd!!*
Aidanandallthat
*and lustorious blue diamond*
Help I can’t spell-
IT WAS A SOS
2:06
Congratulations! Your Yellow Diamond evolved into Giygas!
AnimeboyIanpower I saw this comment a year ago and didn’t know what it was... now I see it again after playing earthbound and now I know... yay me XD
2:07
When you get mad at a person so much
you mean from 1:02 until 1:10? *Your Welcome. :D*
@@Dxe_Legend I think will also do
Defending a tree? Isn't that
Treeson
0:51 blue diamonds neck is a spatula
My headcannon for this is that the gems never developed technology past 80's tech, so everything is broken as hell.
0:39 rip ears
Even though this video is funny, I have to do something.
5: Two Blue Diamonds 1:12
4: "Lol!" 0:22
3: "Defending a tree?" 0:34
2: "There is a reeses. It's because it doesn't make cents!" 1:56
Honorable mention: "Rose Quartz commited a crime. I rest my case." 0:00
Another honorable mention: "Rose Quartz is Rose Quartz." 2:00
1: "It was a sos!?" 1:33
No It was A *S A U C E*
@@hollowsoloz I didn’t notice there were two blue diamondd
0:50 it says "have you ever thought about looking down you dumb blue popsicle"
"Rose Quartz Committed a Crime! I Rest my Case!" *XD*
"Rose quartz is Rose Quartz"
"Are you sure about that?"
The most heartbreaking phrase in the whole galaxy
Blue Diamond: *_IT WAS A SAUCE!!_*
Green Zircon : "Defending a tree, .... Isn't that *Treeson* "
Blue diamond: you shatter her with a sauce
“DONT TUBMLE MY TUMBLE MY TUMBLE MY-“
*”IT WAS ME ALRIGHT!”*
*Rose quartz committed a crime, I rest my case*
*Ugh, she’s good*
1:14 Two Blue Diamonds and Rubfly 🙃
RubuR
uryb
She looks like a snake-
Ybur
That first joke was probably the funniest thing I’ve seen in any of these.
1:09
YD: Blue, I swear to -
2:25 and 2:28, did you just predict Steven Universe Future!!??
FR 💀
Yellow diamond.exe has stopped working
TREE-ven universe
This is HEAVEN!
YEA
"Rose Quartz committed a crime. I rest my case."
"Oh she's good."
Holy shit 😂😂😂
Yellow Zircon: Rose Quartz committed a crime. I rest my case.
Blue Zircon: Oh she's good.
"How did you do it?"
"Huh?"
"How did you ****** pink diamond?"
Greg did
I FORGOT I MADE THIS COMMENT WHGAT
if i had a penny for every time i found a cringey old comment of mine on a video i'd deadass be rich
2:06 I keep dying at this part.
"*cough cough* Rose Quartz commited a crime. I rest my case"
"Oh She's good"
...Guess Thats how mafia works?
0:53 when you tried talking but you only sound like a really old computer
2:03 “WAW. WA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A”
XD
“Rose quartz commited a crime. I rest my case.” “Oh, she’s good.” I like this.
1:23 imagine her saying this to Greg 😂
Gz: Rose Quartz committed a crime I rest my case.
Bz: Oh She's good.
0:51
"have you ever thought about looking down you dumb blue popsicle"
OMG THIS IS THE VIDEO I DISCOVERED STEVEN UNIVERSE IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT THANK YOUU
1:34 I KNEW Someone would make that Joke Eventually. It was Inevitable. XD
0:31 wtf
I agree
1:14 I died at this point 😂
1:34 wait sus was a thing before amogus
When Eyeball came up with two eye gems and then went back down LOL x'D
1:33 lol
Yellow Pearl: *infernal screech from the depths of hell*
Blue Pearl: ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵘˢᵗʳᵒᵘˢ ᵇˡᵘᵉ ᵈⁱᵃᵐᵒⁿᵈ
You got a point
1:48 DONT TUMBLE MY TUMBLE MY TUMBLE MY! (IT WAS ME ALRIGHT!)
0:51 said have you ever thought of looking down you blue popsicle
rose quartz commited a crime i rest my case. Other zircon :shes good
yellow zircon: "rose quartz committed crime" yellow diamond: *Clap* "Im convinced! time to execute!"
MAN WHERE ARE YOU?? This poop was awesome back in the day (and still is!), thank you for making it!
0:39. *warp.exe is not responding*
0:40. Yellow pearl: *proceeds to speak German*
0:48. *WARP.EXE IS NOT RESPONDING*
Not exactly our best ytp, but hopefully we'll come up with more ideas next time. xd
Also, for those who don't want to be earraped, check the description for the loud parts.
Distorto
We need more like that! Pls do more!
What are you talking about? This is definitely the best one by fAR
Too late my ears are dead
Distorto it's good! Atleast better what i can do becausebi suck with editing videos
I don't know; this more or less captures the true spirit of YTP. Most I've seen just play the whole episode with minor edits and I'm like... ehh
1:17 Um okay?
This is really funny. I was laughing throughout the whole video. I'm glad there weren't too many adult jokes, 'cause that doesn't make me laugh. At all.
Thanks for making this! 👍
Blue Zircon, dear, what are you trying to communicate to us?
0:00 best case ever
1:35 yellow looks like she got sand in her eyes
I FELL DOWN LAUGHING AT DEFENDING A TREE
YD: Is that... *computer sounds* Pearl?
BD: No
**dangerous triggered sounds**
That was really funny, I'll give you a 10.
G. Zircon: **ahem** Rose Quartz committed a crime. I rest my case.
B. Zircon: Aw, she's good.
**static**
**intro**
Steven: Whatever Homeworld has in store for me, *_I'M READY_*
**pause**
Steven: I said i'm red.
**door spasm**
Steven: LOL!
**more door spasm**
B. Zircon: Ridiculous. 4,000 years of royal- *seisure* **le gasp** WiiU **more seisure** **bluescreen** **explodes**
G. Zircon: Defending a tree? **giggles**
B. Zircon: I WAS ASSIGNED TO THIS!
Y. Pearl: **demon sounds**
B. Pearl: And the lustrous Blue Diamond.
B. Diamond: Where is the accused...?
Y. Diamond: Is that... **long pause** Pearl?
B. Diamond: No.
G. Zircon: I would like to call an eyewitness.
Eye Ruby: **rises from ground** Grr... **goes back into the ground**
Steven: I did it!
B. Diamond: How? How did you do it?
Steven: Huh?
B. Diamond: How did you f*ck Pink Diamond?
Steven: Uh...Well...I did it on Earth
B. Diamond: IT WAS A SAUCE
**everyone gets depressed as the world turns into blue hell**
B. Zircon: What were you SAYING in there? Maybe that, probably this? Ugh, what do you mean maybe?
Steven: I-
B. Zircon: DON'T TUMBLE MY TUMBLE MY TUMBLE MY
Steven: *_I T W A S M E A L R I G H T_*
B. Zircon: I get it. There's a reese's. It's because it doesn't make cents!
B. Zircon: Rose Quartz is Rose Quartz. WOOOW WOOOOOOOO
Y. Diamond: They were with her, of course! They saw the whole thing!
B. Zircon: Could sheesh? The question nobody seems to be asking is "how?"
B. Diamond: I've been asking that question
Y. Diamond: **shatters both Zircons**
The End
I love you
I love you
I love you
pancake boi I hate tou
@@folucry9034 your grammar is a son of a creeper
? I.. Love you too??
YOUR YTP IS MORE CRAZIER THAN ALL THE YTP
1:34 It was a sos
B Zircon: "Could shese?"
Y Diamond: *POPS EYEBALL OUT OF SOCKET*
Next awesome UA-camr In the future
bluedominos avm i
Yea
This has no business being so funny
Rose quartz committed a crime
*I REST MY CASE.*
Man she’s good
[NUTSHELL INTENSIFIES]
Defending a tree? Hoho
*I was a son to this!* _0:35_
1:34
Rose Quartz: "spills *SOS* over PD"
PD: DED
Am i the only one who thought eyeball look cute 1:15 🤣🤣🤣
at *0:07* I wish that is what played 😂😂😂
I diedbon 2:03 and 2:18
“ALL RISE FOR THE *_indecipherable screeching_* “
Ascended steven at 0:17 looks like Patrick star
Rose quarts committed a crime, i rest my case XD wow she's good Lol
0:51 "Have you ever thought about looking down you dumb blue popsicle?"
0:17
I'M READY!
I can't stop replaying the blue earrape part xD
I've finally found this again, after one year.
Thank you for creating this
2:05 And on is my favorite part
Zircon Green: Rose quartz committed a crime, I rest my case.
Zircon Blue: Oh wow, she’s good.
YELLOW PEARL: ãll rîsé fōr thë lúmïñøüs yëlløw dîåmóñd
BLUE PEARL: