Timestamps: ------------------------ 0:00 Introduction 5:16 What is ASMR?/ Origins 9:43 The gloves come off (one of my favorites, lots of tingles) 14:26 Piece of paper 20:18 Leather tophat (some tapping/scratching sounds) 22:50 Shaving cream/cup and brush 27:35 Trash bag (lots of crinkle sounds) 30:06 Yellow Sponge 31:46 Basketball 33:31 Ball of plastic wrap 36:37 Tuning Fork 39:38 Medical tape 42:46 Fabric sounds 45:10 Haircomb 47:50 Painting brush 50:39 String 52:26 Necklace 56:14 Fishing reel 59:55 Two Blocks (Tapping/scratching sounds) 1:03:00 Video Game Controller 1:05:59 Journal 1:09:16 Leather shoe 1:12:24 Camcorder 1:15:18 Medical gloves 1:22:54 Bottlecap Sounds 1:26:10 Taking your order
Thanks for the time stamps, always nice seeings what's in store without a preview like most asmrist do, but that's 1 thing unique about E.R. right to the point
He went to Catholic school though, I’m sure that would get you in a lot more trouble than if you did it at a public school or even most other types of private schools (I went to a non-religious private school).
I wanna have Dr. Corvus over for tea!!!! To thank him for all his help over the years. He's made me laugh and smile more times than I can count when I've been sick or upset. That includes today since I'm sick.
The sound of these gloves are making me come back to this video all the time! I want them, I need them. They don't give me just tingles.. They give me full on shivers!
Thank you for the amazing content. I have a feeling that most of asmr videos available online are very commercial and cliché. Yours come from heart, there are authentic, open-hearted and one of a kind. Thank you for doing it for all of us:-)
...Maybe He's The Incarnation Of Mr Sandman? (And He Has Risen From The Realms Beyond Sleep To Confront The Source Of The Nightmares That Plauge His Realm!) *Everyday Stress!* Dundunduuun!
@@riles8435 No You See The Entity Is *EXSISTENTAL* Stress Completely Different Wheelhouse. *Cue Megalovania Somehow In ASMR Style Music Box Form* He's Super Secret Hidden Final Boss
8:24 Wait a minute, are you telling me The Man created the Man to fight the man using the image of the man? *(The Universe proceeds to collide in on itself)*
That tuning fork section had me feeling incredibly relaxed, it had a real ethereal feeling to it. Kinda reminded me of the singing bowl from one of your older Margaret videos. I bet you could do some fun stuff with that tuning fork in particular, maybe as a part of a mock ritual thing?
Dude ASMR with a singing bowl subjected to minor audio edits to distort the sound in random subtle pleasant ways can we spread this idea around I just came up with it is it even good?
My favorite part in all of the man series are the order taking parts. Id love a vid of the merchant HQ where one of the underlings would organizing all of the different orders.
I love how long his hair is and the fact that he has everything a ASMRTIST should have as a man OH but not just any man nonononono NO he's the ASMR MAN the entity man and so many more i love him for his deduction and commitment and most of all his TINGLES
Right here is why you and Dr. T are my main guys for ASMR. It's the type of ASMR originality only found in the farthest reaches of The Twilight zone. True art.
Papa E, you magnificent creature. You've done it again. Your ASMR abilities are powerful and unique, but your creativity is just out of this world, especially tying your world(s) together, with all of the references and foreshadowing. Please don't ever let anyone tell you, including yourself, that what you do isn't art - it absolutely is, and it's really unique and powerful form of storytelling that also doubles as helping those who need relaxation, sleep, or tingles in their lives. Something I've needed help with more than once, for certain. So, thank you for working your magic and doing what you do. This is also fantastically meta. Great work.
Trying to make ASMR out of the SCP lore is like doing the Mission Impossible laser dance since one of the SCP universe's founding tenants is to attempt to instill abject, raw, unbridled terror and horror at every step. Make one wrong step and the relaxation with this universe can get destroyed by finding that reading the wrong sentence has planted the seed of paranoia in your brain
Oh, here we go again. I know there are like powerful characters, but what could be more powerful than holding ASMR in your hands. The only real dealer for it after it's been banned. Damn,who has something like that banned anyway. Well, have a good night sleep. I'll take all of it, by the way!
All you basically gotta do is to play some dark ambient music as a quiet background and then it all gets more serious and deep. Just the way it´s supposed to be
Rift: The entity is the most powerful being in the universe
Rift: *Makes the ASMR Man*
Me: There is another...
Top comment ez
I do not enjoy what I have to do...
But this does put a smile on my face.
And that other is me! You expected dio, but it was me, ASH
Ash The Tiny Cat oh ho ho you thought it was Ash but it was me Ash!
@@asheru2649 Oh ho ho! You thought it was Ash, but it was me! Ash!
Love how he conveys his hatred for the “entity” by using his middle finger at 1:30. I’m still laughing.
Data Sky 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wait wat
Is it funny that I was trying to find someone to notice that he threw his middle finger but no one said it except you
@@xydrite4846 same
It seems only a few of us caught that
Ephemeral Rift: Imagine, if you will-
My stress: *Gone, reduced to atoms.*
Flashback to infinity war & endgame ashes video**
@@Twisthiphop ptsd intensifies
A dimension of sight, a dimension of sound, a dimension of mind.
You’ve just crossed over into, The Twilight Zone. *Rod Sterling intensifies*
ER: *Imagine*
Me: Yesss... Say it say it SAY IT
ER: *If you will*
Me: *YES*
*brazzers logo*
You sonova bitch I'm in
Would like, but it's at 555 and I don't want to create a distortion in space-time
I don't understand, and what the hell is Brazzers ?
@@salima3703 i cant tell if you are being sarcastic or not.
Timestamps:
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0:00 Introduction
5:16 What is ASMR?/ Origins
9:43 The gloves come off (one of my favorites, lots of tingles)
14:26 Piece of paper
20:18 Leather tophat (some tapping/scratching sounds)
22:50 Shaving cream/cup and brush
27:35 Trash bag (lots of crinkle sounds)
30:06 Yellow Sponge
31:46 Basketball
33:31 Ball of plastic wrap
36:37 Tuning Fork
39:38 Medical tape
42:46 Fabric sounds
45:10 Haircomb
47:50 Painting brush
50:39 String
52:26 Necklace
56:14 Fishing reel
59:55 Two Blocks (Tapping/scratching sounds)
1:03:00 Video Game Controller
1:05:59 Journal
1:09:16 Leather shoe
1:12:24 Camcorder
1:15:18 Medical gloves
1:22:54 Bottlecap Sounds
1:26:10 Taking your order
This comment should have had more likes
The Möön thank you, your compliment meant a lot
Thanks for the time stamps, always nice seeings what's in store without a preview like most asmrist do, but that's 1 thing unique about E.R. right to the point
I have seen you on almost every "man" video, and i just want to thank you. Your timestamps are really useful.
@@n05ht no problem
“ I’d like to purchase your finest ASMR please.”
*Is handed E.R.*
He’s limited edition.
- WassabiGuy3224 - and in mint condition
- WassabiGuy3224 -
What about Dr. T with his...
T E C H N I C A L A S M R ?
it'd be quite surreal being gifted ownership of a fully grown male.
I laughed a little harder than I intended to.
It’d be funny if he was at a friend’s wedding and he was The Best Man.
Fans: rights that down
Them: STONKS
Austin Franklin WHOLESOME 100 REDDIT MOMENT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm surprised he didn't find your comment. I know I'd watch any of them, but that seems like one he might actually do given enough DAYS
What'sYour_Monster If the comment’s like get any higher, he’ll notice.
Hahahahaha
Rift: "Imagine, if you will"
All of us: "Aw, shit, here we go again..."
A dimension of sight, a dimension of sound, a dimension of mind.
You’ve just crossed over into, The Twilight Zone.
He’s gone full on biker Jesus at this point
@topcommentgod
@@Anteau this isnt tiktok lmao
@@Anteau what you mean
🤣🤣🤣
420 Ik it is a good comment tho😂
The “Loud” Man
He just whispers a little bit louder
Michael Moser Yes! Or soft spoken!
Oow I get it
Or he whispers super quietly to mess with us lol
Lol
No he screams for Like 1 hour but IS really far away
This is really relaxing, I like when the sounds are quiet, almost inaudible.
Those gloves are wonderful. It’s like they make and break a sticky finger pattern ❤️😴
CELAINES!
Rift applies “I’ll make a man out of you” to everything
Mudkip Master this is a very underrated comment
And nothing
Let’s get down to business
@@mongolicious7858 to defeat
@@jayrett The Huns!
*Finally, LONG HAVE I AWAITED*
Novabow John Mivule i see you in every rift video wtf
@@lokiisbae3465 - Lord E.R is pretty awesome. Dunno why you're surprised
I have been
Every whisper
Inside your head.
(Continuing the joke)
@@OGSinisterPotato ...did you kill and eat normal potato or is he possessed?!
(Your pfp freaks me out it reminds me of the pet rock scp)
Still waiting for The Man Man
which will hopefully be followed by The Man Man Man.
Brings in whole a$$ dead bodies 😂
I'm waiting for the man in the wall
U mean the Man Of Men?
Man...that would be cool...
I hate myself.
1:28 now i know that rift was that one kid at school who puts his middle finger up whenever he has the opportunity
Myg im glad i saw your comment because i wasnt paying attention
hodjo.plays ahaha youre welcome xd
So rift is Craig?
He went to Catholic school though, I’m sure that would get you in a lot more trouble than if you did it at a public school or even most other types of private schools (I went to a non-religious private school).
That’s me :P
Me:
Uncle E: *imagine*
Me: *dies in pleasure*
PussyMaster nice name
@@lilchokeoncheetodust6498 he's me
Droid 4 Delta nice
My penis is e g g
If you will
Rift: “Imagine...”
Me: S A L V A T I O N
If you will
This dude really growing out his hair
Respect to you mr earth Jesus
Now I can't get The image of captain planet and Jesus doing a Dragonball Style fusion dance out of my head *ThAnKs!*
Why jesus has holding an AK-47?
Now hear me out here....
What about the wo man?
Wowman
The chinese-american named wo man
The Woah Man.
Not just the man, but the wo man, and the childr man too
The W oman
*card declines
Asmr Man: *starts yelling at you
I like this
@@sollitsubunaek5938 Me too. :]
Lol
lol
Ephemeral Rift taught me that there is a man for everything
well, yes. you also have your man for nothing, your man for candy, your man for shaving, your man for asmr...
Looks at random thing*
Points at it*
I'll make a man out of yuuuuu!
I still want Scream man he is Like 50m away from the mic and just screams for 1 hour
A true Mann Co.
You would’ve made a great character in red dead redemption
Arthur: "What in the hell is assmurr?"
He did a red dead redemption vid if ya check back on his vids.. 😎
*I love when he is in a leather jacket*
@@domandriacchi9082 he loves every video
Hello, russian brother! 😂
Smugle Привееет, друг😂 🇺🇦
Honestly post apocalypse without leather is a poor post apocalypse to exsist in
I Have Spoken
The_Protector Of_Smols I don’t understand because I live in Ukraine
ASMR banned? B-But, I've gotten tons of that in the Sanitarium
The Sanitarium is a special place with its own laws :P
PanGuy at this point, I think the Sanitarium can legally become its own country.
@@marxjester9802 Corvus shall be the Emperor
@@VictorTheProcrastinator Hmm
@@VictorTheProcrastinator corvus 2020
I wanna have Dr. Corvus over for tea!!!! To thank him for all his help over the years. He's made me laugh and smile more times than I can count when I've been sick or upset. That includes today since I'm sick.
I can agree with you
THEM LEATHER GLOVES!!! THEYRE BACK!! one of the most beautiful sounds ever
Ephermal Rift is one of the best ASMR creators on UA-cam. Thank you
THE best
Yes he is.
E
The sound of these gloves are making me come back to this video all the time! I want them, I need them. They don't give me just tingles.. They give me full on shivers!
Me: wakes up
Rift: NEW VIDEO!!
Also me: instantly falls back asleep.
Ad plays
Me: *instantly wakes back up*
A new decade
I hear “imagine...”
*Oh yeah it’s all coming together*
I read this and saw your profile picture and imagined him saying it and it makes in 200x funnier
Thank you for the amazing content. I have a feeling that most of asmr videos available online are very commercial and cliché. Yours come from heart, there are authentic, open-hearted and one of a kind. Thank you for doing it for all of us:-)
37:26 he knows he’s good
LMAO that look though
This is basically just Uncle E cosplaying himself. He is now attempting to challenge the gods.
...Maybe He's The Incarnation Of Mr Sandman?
(And He Has Risen From The Realms Beyond Sleep To Confront The Source Of The Nightmares That Plauge His Realm!)
*Everyday Stress!* Dundunduuun!
@@the_protectorof_smols3563 Could be. I wonder if The Entity has anything to do with it?
@@riles8435 No You See The Entity Is *EXSISTENTAL* Stress Completely Different Wheelhouse.
*Cue Megalovania Somehow In ASMR Style Music Box Form*
He's Super Secret Hidden Final Boss
@@the_protectorof_smols3563 I feel like we're delving way too deep into the Riftverse. Deeper than Uncle E ever wanted us to
@@riles8435 Nah, he knows what he's doing
Rift: "Do you find this to be a very pleasant and relaxing sound?"
Me: YES
Imagine getting flipped off by Rift his first vid back from his little break
0:04 yeah, its a great song.
Didnt know how much I liked the sound of leather until Uncle Rift pulled out these gloves 😍👌
Don't get me started.
ER back at it with some of the best content around! Thank you for everything
I feel like all of ER's best ASMR videos have some sort of grounded professionalism
It doesn't feel entirely casual but it feels very down-to-earthy
Lawwwwwd, if I were a big indie film dude, I would want this dude somewhere in every film of my film universes' canon.
I watched this last night while i was high, and while it wasnt relaxing per se, i could hear EVERYTHING.
8:24 Wait a minute, are you telling me The Man created the Man to fight the man using the image of the man?
*(The Universe proceeds to collide in on itself)*
NEXT VIDEO: THE THE MAN
He just gives you label stickers that say "The" and you have to fill in the item names and label them
The Conjunction man?
@@NA-vz9ko THE MUFFIN MANNNN
All sounds are comfortable and good.
I'm watching a video before I go to bed.☺️
You make good asmr also!👍
i honestly miss the "good now!" greeting!
This is a roleplay video, but yea, that was a fun little quirk on his normal videos
@@jcers "Normal"
He actually just did it at the beginning of his last video "The Nothing Shop".
Bruh he just did it in his last video
Good soon.
The true ASMR Man is the friends we made along the way
Still waiting on that corvus body modification treatment
*sees “the” in title*
Oh yes
Your channel name is a nice meme m8
Liverpool sorry😂
@@calstri city sorry
We just clapped United
The 69th like has been claimed
It's 4am and my body just woke me up for no reason. I'm glad you're here and hope you're feeling better.
*guy named will goes to the office when he got in trouble
Will: can I come in?
The guard: 0:13
I have watched this video three times and not once did I make it all the way through without falling asleep.
So he clearly fits the job description.
The one signal entity is just the one they call “the main man”
Has he done a video of "The Man" cause if not then he could do "The Man"
Toby Hanke he has
Ngl ER is like my fav asmrist out there cause I love his style and he is so good at asmr
My favourite kind of man
Where is my auto-mobile?
That tuning fork section had me feeling incredibly relaxed, it had a real ethereal feeling to it. Kinda reminded me of the singing bowl from one of your older Margaret videos. I bet you could do some fun stuff with that tuning fork in particular, maybe as a part of a mock ritual thing?
Dude ASMR with a singing bowl subjected to minor audio edits to distort the sound in random subtle pleasant ways can we spread this idea around I just came up with it is it even good?
Came for asmr; stayed for the dope story and personality.. becoming very fond of him
I need more of the floppy paper sounds at 14:40 in your videos ER. I haven't felt the tingles like that in years.
My favorite part in all of the man series are the order taking parts. Id love a vid of the merchant HQ where one of the underlings would organizing all of the different orders.
The order man
I remember watching your channel like 4 years ago back in highschool. This is my first time seeing you since and you literally have become Jusus
wow, this guy has such an incredible good energy! :) I love it!
welcome to the E.R. family say hi to corvis for me if you see him nice plague doctor
You make the best ASMR videos from the entire UA-cam Platform
The next one: The rift man!
He creates rifts into alternate realities and can bottle them up so u can experience different realities
Rift Man...Limbo?
WhisperExtreme lol
He would hold the bridges between realities.
@@theadvisor9782 yes! He can do it!
Does anybody else not tingle from asmr, but just use it to relax?
When he said “they banned A S M R” a price of me died inside
The price died, does that mean your free now?
Hehe I'm joking
me when the ad before the video is unskippable 1:36
THIS IS AN AWESOME VIDEO! PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE! :D
The sounds from 17:25 are amazing! I love the tracing type of thing on that paper!!!
Wow, ASMR? Rift is really stretching out and bringing new themes these days, really admire the guy's creativity.
Meta
Rift. Keep up the awesome subtle character work. Proud and jealous of your talents! X
So calming at the right volume don't have to turn up the volume well I do for the extra tingles
I love how long his hair is and the fact that he has everything a ASMRTIST should have as a man OH but not just any man nonononono NO he's the ASMR MAN the entity man and so many more i love him for his deduction and commitment and most of all his TINGLES
This is a 92 minute commercial for his up coming videos
I vote for a leather man video because oh my lord the tingles I felt for the gloves was so relaxing 😌
OMG go to 25:05-" sorry for the, technical difficulties" @ Dr. T ASMR BRUH😂
Eversicknick might I suggest you change the timestamp to 25:05, 25:08 is just past the comment you picked out
when asmr man said "imagine, if you will..." I felt that
I LITERALLY felt that.
I'm assuming that's what you meant but whatever
@@tobyhanke0719 congrats, you have been declared an epic gamer for getting the joke
Uncle E, when are you gonna make the “The Man” man, who refers to you other “mans” that you may need?
*taps on man aggresively*
*taps on man* this bad boi can fit so many ~Insert thing~
This is amazing 👏👏👏👏 The “man” series is my favorite
Uncle rift: Imagine
Me: *YES*
I've been watching your videos since 2013 and really appreciate how calm and relaxing your content is. Thank you uncle rift
Right here is why you and Dr. T are my main guys for ASMR. It's the type of ASMR originality only found in the farthest reaches of The Twilight zone. True art.
Best ASMR channel on YT
They really did it. They really banned ASMR. God help us all.
U just know he sits on a bench, looks up at everyone, lowers his glasses and says "sup" then goes back to playing pokemon in his gameboy
This man can just casually grow long hair in the span of a few hours
Papa E, you magnificent creature. You've done it again. Your ASMR abilities are powerful and unique, but your creativity is just out of this world, especially tying your world(s) together, with all of the references and foreshadowing. Please don't ever let anyone tell you, including yourself, that what you do isn't art - it absolutely is, and it's really unique and powerful form of storytelling that also doubles as helping those who need relaxation, sleep, or tingles in their lives. Something I've needed help with more than once, for certain.
So, thank you for working your magic and doing what you do. This is also fantastically meta. Great work.
Will there be more scp asmr soon?
Not entirely sure I'm up for more of this, just watched nexpros mini documentary on this
Yes please..I've been waiting for this! It's been a quater already and I'm craving the next one lol
Trying to make ASMR out of the SCP lore is like doing the Mission Impossible laser dance since one of the SCP universe's founding tenants is to attempt to instill abject, raw, unbridled terror and horror at every step.
Make one wrong step and the relaxation with this universe can get destroyed by finding that reading the wrong sentence has planted the seed of paranoia in your brain
@@endermage77 that's why negative ASMR is a thing
Hehe scp-049
“Imagine if you will”
I can imagine an entire crowd cheering when he says this, except in ASMR
When you’ve been trying to sleep for 5 hours and you finally make it to the boss fight
1:36 why is no one talking about him holding up the middle finger 😂
This is what “The _____ Man” series has all been leading to
We need a , the lick man
The final installment:
THE MAN
Wait, this is not the ASMR-Mann I remember.
*'Ah finally a worthy opponent'*
-Fredsvoiceasmr
Me: Corvus! Corvus! Corvus!
ER: -blank stare-
Me: I’m sorry Sir, as you were!
ER: ImAgINe If YoU wIlL
Me: awww shi here we go agian
Oh, here we go again. I know there are like powerful characters, but what could be more powerful than holding ASMR in your hands. The only real dealer for it after it's been banned. Damn,who has something like that banned anyway.
Well, have a good night sleep.
I'll take all of it, by the way!
I have never felt so relaxed in my life
1:26 Rift flips off camera
All you basically gotta do is to play some dark ambient music as a quiet background and then it all gets more serious and deep. Just the way it´s supposed to be
Walking dead:
"My friends call me Jesus"