People From West Virginia Don't Know They Can Leave. Kelly Terranova - Full Special
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- Опубліковано 22 сер 2024
- People from West Virginia, don't know they can leave West Virginia, or at least thats how Kelly Terranova felt in his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. Whether you're someone who grew up in West Virginia, or just someone who has visited the plane crash hall of fame, this full Dry Bar Comedy special is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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Had me at, "Kids stopped drinking hose water"
I couldn't agree more!
@@MatthewWatches Yes, it's call immunity, something long forgotten by the advancing society.
This guy is funny! 😂😂😂
HILARIOUS!
hose water cures everything
This guy was a pure joy to listen to. His timing was great.
GOLDEN!!!
He reminds me a little of Mitch Hedberg.
BEST entertainment I've had in a long time!! Bravo 👏👏
I’m not sure I’ve ever seen someone this happy. I love it
Kelly Terranova is a hoot! Punching out stereotypes, one punchline at a time
“Bless your heart” is such an endearing way of flipping someone off that it’s almost tempting to do/say something mean
“Bless your heart” is the most perfect phrase for any occasion.
It’s the South’s gift to America.
You’re welcome.
I was born and raised in the deep South, and I'm not sure where the idea came from that "bless your heart" is *always* meant in a negative way. Even some Southerners promote that idea (like this comedian), but it isn't accurate. "Bless your heart" *can* be a way of flipping someone off, but it can also be said, and meant, in a very loving and affectionate way. I've heard it said in both ways, depending on the context.
@@christianman73 Yes, indeed, but the other way is nowhere near as funny
@@shagggyman That is true!
@@christianman73 "bless your heart"
I am from the south and the Nascar joke is golden, Bless their hearts. I shared this on my facebook page for all my southern friends. I am a new fan.
South here friend 🤗
IKR haha
Great to hear a Northern who can appreciate Southern humor
@@maxi-me Grew up on the Florida/Alabama line and retired and moved to Missouri after Hurricane Michael took my home. I had enough hurricanes so now I get to try tornados and snow for awhile
@@tammyburgess6154 yeah Michael was a bad one, I had family in Pensacola.
Missouri is acceptable surrogate south. I'm amused when West Virginia folk get the idea they're southern when effectively they're just Northern hayseeds, not unlike Upstate New Yorkers LOL.
@@maxi-me You're not even close with that uneducated comment but hey...bless your heart.
West Virginia is one of the most beautiful States in our Union. Even my 14 year old grandson sat up and took notice of the stunning beauty as we drove through a large portion of the State last Summer.
If you have not been, make plans to go. Unlike us, maybe you can stay and rest a spell.
Thank you so much! We agree! Take a first visit during the 2nd & 3rd week of October! Or summer! Spring or winter! The beauty will take your breath away!! ♥️🙋♀️🙏🏻
Better hurry before Joe Manchin and fracking raze the whole state to the ground. If you want to see the worst of the fossil fuel industry, drive through the de-industrialized, boarded-up towns of WV and visit some of the blown-off mountain tops... along with all the resulting murdered wildlife. WV is what God's land looked like before- and after- industrial capitalism.
I’m not sure I’ve ever seen someone this happy
Welcome to wv
Couldn't tell you how many times I've watched this and he is a pure joy to watch and listen too. 100%
I'm mad the pilot's name is Scooter and the co-pilot was the first one to call "shotgun"...I'm still Laughing 😅! The whole airplane skit was hilarious!!!
I once worked with a guy who was our safety officer. Most of you dont remember the old B-58, he flew one, let me remind you this a nuclear capable bomber, he brought his plane in with out--- wait for it--- putting his wheels down. The next morning in front of his commander, who states 'You are now the flight safety officer" Dismissed
You can’t make that up!! 🎉😂❤
Loved his lingo and expressions. One of the best Dry Bar sets I've listened to. Bird flirting, french fries hurt my back, pilot in flip flops... Amelia Earnhardt Jr... I'm in love with this guy! I lived in Fairmont WV for a while ... He's not wrong!
Cool. Lived over the hills north or Fairview and Punkin Center before the Peabody coal mine up Miracle Run.
10 years without electricity... It was great.
That explains your comment lol
Then you moved north to Morgantown, right?? Go Mountianeers!!
My grandma was born in West Virginia but she lived in Arkansas. They were visiting family and she said she was born a traveling. In a covered wagon no less.❤
I graduated high school in Salem, West Virginia 20 years ago. Not many attractions in the state unless you love the outdoors. It's perfect for that.
This is the energy all comedians should have! He holds attention so well.
I love this guy! In all fairness I did not know we could leave!
Right? I didn't figure it out until the valedictorian at graduation started throwing hints about going somewhere other than WVU!!
Lol. I went to WVU from Charleston but then went to grad school at Temple U - then moved overseas. Are we sure it’s still ok to leave?? 🙋♀️👍
@@rs5570 🤣🤓
@@rs5570 ha ha that is funny as hell! It really is scenically beautiful; the landscape that is!
He gets funnier as he goes. Good stuff! I was laughing out loud about the Crocs & Cheetah 50-50. 😝
I laughed so hard I started crying
I hope so 'cause I'm about five minutes in and so far haven't laughed.
I'm from Georgia. Terranova is HILARIOUS! I loved it from beginning to end.
Kelly is crazy funny. He hit the nail on the head with every joke. More, please!
I dig this guy...the words he chooses, his local stories, his ability to take you with him in a memory. These are hallmarks of a good comedian. There is that quality of of kindness in just the right amount of rascal in his storytelling that has me hoping I can find more of Kelly Terranova. At this point of his life he isn't about to leave comedy to learn a whole new set of job skills so he will probably be around for a bit assuming he lays off meatballs, fries and cans of soda.
I will definitely recommend checking h8m out to friends my age.
I totally agree 👍🏾💯
Straight from the beginning of the show,non stop laughing until the end of the show
That was one of the funniest sets l have ever heard- period. Bravo Kelly Terranova! 😸
Kept me in stitches. Loved his facial and body expressions. He's a natural.
So far, this guy is in my top 3 for Dry Bar! Hilarious!! 🤣
Two Big Bang Theory references. I love him for that alone! And that PesoLess shoe store pun was priceless!!! LOL!!! (But it's true that now on the "puddle jumper" planes the pilots use Google maps apps! I have a few friends who are commercial pilots & they SHOWED me on their phones how they do it. I was both horrified AND fascinated!)
I loved the Cinco Hombres pun as well! LOLOL
Kelly you were far funnier than I expected. Terrific set!
You are funny. Love your show. Please don’t joke about peanut allergies. Many people have died from trace peanuts. (It’s not their fault they didn’t drink from a hose)
The dear Lord has definitely given you a fantastic gift for entertaining!!!
26:15 my stepson says IKEA staff become staff automatically when they get stuck in the store overnight. If they find you in the morning, they put you to work.
Pretty sure disney has the same policy...
@@colbywood8113 LOL I'm sure!
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I don't know if the following sentence will be offensive to you or my brother or possibly both... but your face in the little bubble not when I expand it looks a lot like my brother...
@@jocomfiresin6982 lol
This guy is fantastic! He should be famous!
“Nana, are we hunting Predator today?”
Neighbors looking at me funny cuz I'm laughing so hard.🤣🤣🤣
I like this guy's energy.
Very funny and also very charming personality ❣️
Omfg the laundry Mat joke 😂 bruh. My laundry mat is literally down the road from a county jail and a state forensic mental hospital 😂
Such a pleasure to watch this guy, he is so full of fun. Always makes me feel good.
I'm from West Virginia. Born and raised.....I've never lived anywhere else.😂😂😂
Like he said You are allowed to leave LOL and they wont even look for you haha.
See you in key west Florida in a week I hope.
Why would you want to ... WV is awesome
My daughter just came back from Ecuador and he’s not lying!!!!! WV representing here!!!
Unquestionably a funny set. Excellent delivery, great facial expressions, very likable personality. I loved every part of it.
Much love from Charleston, WVA. You are funny. 😂
I feel him on cheetah airlines. I believe I flew that same one from La Ceiba to San Pedro Sula Honduras in the 90s, they had electricity but they didn't have radar and the pilot was in what I can only call a cabinet up front. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nice! Good delivery, timing, he speaks clearly, doesn't waste time with worn fillers like "I'm having such a great time here, you guys are awesome, give yourselves a big round of applause, hands up all you single girls, give yourselves another round of applause" etc ... I've never understood that, they've only got a few minutes!
Can confirm, drank hose water as a kid, feeling great. 😂🤣
So did I and I’ve made it to 70 years old already and sneaking up on 71, yay!
I’m from West Virginia and I’m glad to see somebody from the 304 on here and repping it. Love it good comedy bro keep it up wish the video didn’t end.
Do you guys from West Virginia identify yourselves by your area code? I only knew 304 because I was a GTE telephone operator.
@@luannhetrick-wood9764 304 is the main area code for WV and it has become a symbol in WV people even by bumper stickers with 304 on them.
The bird flirting joke made me laugh. 😆
As a guy named Kelly, I feel his opening.
I'm sure you're a very attractive woman, Sir.
A boy named Sue. 😊
Well it's also his last name that makes it a one two hit... Kelly Terranova just sounds like a hot girl internet celebrity or a porn star... Generally Terranova sounds like a fake stage name...
@@jocomfiresin6982
Ha, lolz 🤭😆
My cousin's last name is Terranova.
It is a cool-sounding last name, though. 👍
@@elram2649 well yeah it's cool sounding... That validates my entire point...
He's too ADORABLE! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg hose water was DELICIOUS
The best
Still is! 😂
As long as you let it run long enough first so all the 103 degree water runs out before you drink... Haha
Well, it was …. Unique. Nothing is like hose water.
I played this video twice. Kelly was great!!! I can't believe I've never heard of him before!
you are great Kelly Terranova
If you didn't drink from a garden hose, you ain't southern!
☮️💖🙏
Just FYI, we drank from the garden hose up north and out west, too. This is not a regional phenomena, but of an era before bicycle helmets when all the neighborhood kids played outside until the streetlights came on, and before ubiquitous peanut allergies.
and one of the first things you learn? let it run for a minute to get cool AND flush out the bugs.
...Or a northerner.
Dude, you are excellently hilarious. I loved it❣
Much love from Wheeling West Virginia.
Hello Northern panhandle from the Eastern panhandle. Blackwater Falls area.
I'm from Moundsville!
Yes the Blackwater 100.
@@malcolmsmith8694 You got it.
Hello from Morgantown!
Refreshing... real comedy..
The progression of this special was something I don't think I've ever experienced. By the time I was half way in, I was already sad about it being over! His story-telling is top shelf for sure!
What a great show! Thanks, Kelly.
"Crocs are for people who think flip flops are just a little too dressy" 😆😆😆😆😆 (with the high squeak on just) ps I love my Crocs
This guy is great!!. Love the energy!
I had to laugh...they only remove cataracts from one eye at a time...so I have TWO pairs of those wraparound sunglasses...and they were free...to me...Thank goodness for Medicare!
Me, too, and I wear them! Well, I figure I paid for them with my copay! 🤣😂😆🩷
I’m dying! 😂 He is so so funny!!
He's an actual entertainer 😁
I'm looking forward to more from this guy
Oh my gosh! This guy is so funny!!
Absolutely loves his job! Love how it shows! 🤣❤️
Kids stopped drinking hose water 🤣🤣🤣
As someone from West Virginia I found this kinda funny.
He's got some awesome jokes.!
This was a classic Drybar set.!
The IKEA bit is hilarious. It reminds me of the scene in (500) Days of Summer, where Tom and Summer are goofing around:
-“What are we looking for, again?”
-“ ‘Tryvvets’?”
- “How about a ‘fruug’?”
-“No”
At least a 3-tissue set. I laughed so hard at so much, I needed tissues for my watering eyes!! Best Dry Bar Ever!
OMG! This cat was hysterical! Thank you, Dry Bar!!
Love it! He's great 😊
I'm from West Virginia and I've never wanted to leave lol. My state has beautiful, peaceful forests, creeks, waterfalls, rivers, lakes and mountains around every wild turn and I absolutely love it! ❤😊
This guy is hilarious!!!! Delivery is definitely on point!!!
Extremely funny man... made my day ! And I'm from WV, ya mean we can leave !?!?! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
I remember seeing him on carnival cruise, he was awesome !
Hey, Kelly. Have you ever had a guy stand up in the middle of your set, put his foot on the table and show off his camouflage Crocs? That would be priceless.
Funny man. I laughed myself to tears over “Cheetah” airlines.
As a WV native, the title is pretty accurate. Most people I know never leave the state. Or, if they do, it's for work and they return once it's complete. I left at 23 and went back for 9 months, after 15 years in the military, before leaving again. If you like fast food, retail and restaurant jobs, it's a dream world for you. Great to raise your kids or retire too, but that's about it.
One of the poorest states. It is beautiful with the mountains, etc. I loved Jefferson National Park . Check your car breaks before going.
@@1m2rich so true. My mom is from matewan. Lots of crazy mountains, esp when i was a kid. Now they've cut thru a lot of em. My mom also found her way out to go to college. So i was raised in KY, which was fine. We dont go to WV now that my grandparents passed. But i have fond memories of the mountains, very different ppl, but mostly nice. Driving though, with the coal trucks and one lane for miles and steep curves was so dangerous.
Very fresh, very funny material.
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Cool name my fellow human, also thanks for the information. Have a blessed day and or night peace ✌️ 🦉 🖖
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I have camo crocks ! Funny you made me smile 4 a while!! Thank you !!
Was on a New Year’s eve cruise back in 2018 for seven days on carnival cruise lines. Island hopping all over the Caribbean. Super nice guy off stage as well as on stage! So glad to see him here! Brought back some fond memories! I played Santa on vacation. I was actually just a passenger of a lot of people thought I worked for the cruise lines! Fantastic seven days! Thanks Kelly!
Two thumbs up!! 👍👍Love this guy!!🤣
I've never heard of you before...but you're hilarious!! I love the fact that your comedy is so clean.Not curse words in every other sentence. Actually....not one curse word...i love that. You kinda remind me a lot of Mark Lowry only he's a Christian comedian
Just so you know. Dry Bar does not allow "dirty" jokes. No one that appears there curses while they're there.
@@petehenry7878 Yeah....well I'm kinda new to dry bar so that's good to know. I'll watch more comedy now. It's so frustrating to watch what's supposed to be funny when its cursing in every other sentence. You know?
@@petehenry7878 And i really hate auto correct. Lol
@@ChristinaBlack4083 I know what you mean. I try to watch other comedy channels, but I can't take more than a couple minutes of the crap.
@@petehenry7878 Have you watched Mark Lowry?? I've been watching him since i was a kid. Wow that came out stalkerish. Lol but he's a Christian comedian and music artist. He's hilarious. I love him. Follow him on most social media including Facebook....and i just made the stalkerish part worse so I'm just gonna shut up now. Lol
Macgyver lol! Funny stuff! And yes Crocs and snuggles ate ugly! 😂
OMG - I am from the northeast US and lived in WV for a very looooong 6 years. I loved this 😛
Bless your heart is not a bad thing. It usually shows compassion people twist its meaning often
This guy is a comic genius!
Lol!🤣😂👍😁He is Awesome HILARIOUS🤣😂Great stand up. Look forward to more🙂👍
🤣🤣 Thanks DRY BAR you show case People like this!
His delivery is sublime.
Love this Comedian...down to earth and sophisticated, oh and funny.
The hose water bit took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Never heard of this guy but so glad I clicked! Enjoyed!
Omg, the crocs story. I love this guy!😂😅
Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me get through the pandemic!
15:18 ''... thay mayhanodda been electricity.'' Mayhanodda is my new favorite word.
translation: “may have not have...” oh English, thine range of expression precedes thee
In the goose community. 🤣
I'm dead...he killed it!
10:43 I remember when I was a kid back in the 80's that we would get a full meal with a can of soda. Now you only get a snack and a half glass of soda.
I've actually been trapped in my blanket before, I was stuck for 4 straight minutes
As a NATIVE Virginian with with 250+ years of heritage here, we are always a little "wary" of people from West Virginia (we have a "Unique" relationship with what used to be part of our State, (read a history book y'all lol). But I must say this Ol Boy is HILARIOUS!! Come on down to Virginia and do a show, we wlll laugh and most of us down here don't hold "grudges" .........Most of us.😁 By the way, I live in Southern Virginia, BLUE RIDGE MOUNTAINS, 1 hour from West Virginia, so I grew up carrying on with my West Virginia friends, love your act my brother!! And "Bless your heart" 🤠
Soo good ! 👌