But they won't, because that would be a confirmation from shitty gaming media that they all fucked up royally and have NO idea what gamers need and want.
I have no strong feelings here so I’ll just tell a joke. A group of programmers are boarding a plane to go to a conference and their project manager decides to use the opportunity for a little exercise. He asks “if you discovered that your team programmed this plane’s software, how many of you would leave before it could take off?” Immediately everyone raised their hand except for one guy. The project manager asked him “It’s very interesting that you alone have the confidence in your team to stay on the plane. Why is that?” The man responds “if my team wrote the software, we wouldn’t even be able to taxi to the end of the runway, let alone take off!”
Throwing one more for fun. A programmer walks into the bar, runs into the bar, slides into the bar, jumps into the bar, then asks for 1 glass of water, 9999 glass of water, -1 glass of water, a letter glass of water, everything works fine. The client comes into the bar and then asks where's the bathroom. The bar comes on fire.
@ I swapped out “programmer” with “QA Analyst” when I told this joke to the QA on my team. Her response was “and of course it’s only when the second QA comes in that everything catches on fire.”
Game Awards have been pointless for me in the past few years. I'm not wasting 2 1/2 to 3 hours in my life. If I need to see what upcoming games will come out I will wait after the show and look it up on google or you tube. I would rather play video games that day.
Puppies! ❤ I might see the trailers online the following day. Us as gamers need to display the same restraint to not watch this show as we did not buying slop games, but there's no entry fee so people will still tune in for trailers.
Most anticipated game "they ignore the existance of doom the dark ages" Also, the entrylist deadline got changed 2 days earlier, stalker 2 gets out of nominations because of it.
Digital Extremes and Warframe as a live service should be on the continuous service award for nine years, big Tennocons, and a happy community for the most part. Just goes to show they have never considered the indie out there, especially when the board is CEOs from all the major companies that make up the industry
I've never really cared much about the game awards outside of the occasional trailer debut. The awards are just a big marketing and money scheme like all the other Hollywood award shows. The lax rules aren't anything new either. That's not what burns my ass. What gets me is the 90/10 skew away from player's choice, and especially the list of apathetic entities within that 90% that barely even have anything to do with gaming, but they're there because clout and activism. Just enjoy the trailers and drink every time you see Mountain Dew, Doritos, or a cringey moment. That's all these awards are worth.
Let us be honest. We had TotalBiscuit, the ONLY gaming journalist who looked after us, regular gamers. Now he's gone and there is nothing and noone in gaming media worth our time or money.
The Dorito Pope has always been part of the background noise of the video game industry, mostly harmless. I just think of him as the Ryan Seacrest of video games
I still believe Space Marine 2 and Black Myth should obtain more recognition.
But they won't, because that would be a confirmation from shitty gaming media that they all fucked up royally and have NO idea what gamers need and want.
Ooooh nice outfit today, got a old style New York journalist vibe going
I have no strong feelings here so I’ll just tell a joke.
A group of programmers are boarding a plane to go to a conference and their project manager decides to use the opportunity for a little exercise. He asks “if you discovered that your team programmed this plane’s software, how many of you would leave before it could take off?”
Immediately everyone raised their hand except for one guy. The project manager asked him “It’s very interesting that you alone have the confidence in your team to stay on the plane. Why is that?”
The man responds “if my team wrote the software, we wouldn’t even be able to taxi to the end of the runway, let alone take off!”
Throwing one more for fun.
A programmer walks into the bar, runs into the bar, slides into the bar, jumps into the bar, then asks for 1 glass of water, 9999 glass of water, -1 glass of water, a letter glass of water, everything works fine.
The client comes into the bar and then asks where's the bathroom. The bar comes on fire.
@ I swapped out “programmer” with “QA Analyst” when I told this joke to the QA on my team. Her response was “and of course it’s only when the second QA comes in that everything catches on fire.”
Given how the jury list which holds 90% of the vote looked like last time it was disclosed, I think I'll be skipping these until they close the doors.
Game Awards have been pointless for me in the past few years. I'm not wasting 2 1/2 to 3 hours in my life. If I need to see what upcoming games will come out I will wait after the show and look it up on google or you tube. I would rather play video games that day.
If non-gamers have 90% of the vote, it's not an opinion that matters to me, so I have no interest in watching
Puppies! ❤
I might see the trailers online the following day. Us as gamers need to display the same restraint to not watch this show as we did not buying slop games, but there's no entry fee so people will still tune in for trailers.
Most anticipated game "they ignore the existance of doom the dark ages"
Also, the entrylist deadline got changed 2 days earlier, stalker 2 gets out of nominations because of it.
Digital Extremes and Warframe as a live service should be on the continuous service award for nine years, big Tennocons, and a happy community for the most part.
Just goes to show they have never considered the indie out there, especially when the board is CEOs from all the major companies that make up the industry
My goty is 3 of them actually, black myth wukong is my number one
Stellar blade is 2,
And I know it’s only early access but hades 2 is my 3rd
I've never really cared much about the game awards outside of the occasional trailer debut. The awards are just a big marketing and money scheme like all the other Hollywood award shows. The lax rules aren't anything new either. That's not what burns my ass. What gets me is the 90/10 skew away from player's choice, and especially the list of apathetic entities within that 90% that barely even have anything to do with gaming, but they're there because clout and activism. Just enjoy the trailers and drink every time you see Mountain Dew, Doritos, or a cringey moment. That's all these awards are worth.
Cute Puppy Family! ❤
I don't understand game awards. The library is too big and luckily not curtailed like other forms of media.
Let us be honest. We had TotalBiscuit, the ONLY gaming journalist who looked after us, regular gamers.
Now he's gone and there is nothing and noone in gaming media worth our time or money.
Another awards show. How does that make games better?
The Dorito Pope has always been part of the background noise of the video game industry, mostly harmless. I just think of him as the Ryan Seacrest of video games