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КОМЕНТАРІ • 6 тис.

  • @tanbay22
    @tanbay22 3 роки тому +3480

    "Master has given dobby a gunshot wound, dobby is dead.” jesus christ dude

    • @ogxbongz3539
      @ogxbongz3539 3 роки тому +162

      I laughed a little too hard at that one

    • @dean2_
      @dean2_ 3 роки тому +144

      Master has presented dobby with a glock

    • @ethanrobbins5008
      @ethanrobbins5008 3 роки тому +23

      Poor Snotling

    • @Tydusis1
      @Tydusis1 3 роки тому +50

      Well....that does make dobby free xD

    • @onesalamanderspacemarine707
      @onesalamanderspacemarine707 3 роки тому +31

      Technically, a self propelled uranium tipped high explosive bolt wound.

  • @real10002
    @real10002 3 роки тому +3585

    'Aliens more like gayliens'
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 3 роки тому +35

      Ahh, blueberries

    • @MrViki60
      @MrViki60 3 роки тому +20

      A
      CHAD WARDEN
      PRODUCTION

    • @imperialfist2304
      @imperialfist2304 3 роки тому +29

      Isn’t using a melta on them a war crime sir?
      Nonsense Guardsman! They’re Xenos! Should you propose this war crime idea more I will have to shoot you.

    • @ShadowReaper-pu2hx
      @ShadowReaper-pu2hx 3 роки тому +3

      Godamn gay greenskins.

    • @umbraviventem
      @umbraviventem 3 роки тому +9

      @@imperialfist2304 it's a war crime not to use it lol

  • @goodbyejeffery
    @goodbyejeffery Рік тому +705

    "I want to fight some Tyranids!"
    Well, that actually aged really well.

    • @ChaplainPhantasm
      @ChaplainPhantasm Рік тому +43

      Aged beautifully, like Whiskey

    • @conlanbadger7032
      @conlanbadger7032 Рік тому +19

      I want to see more Necrons in Warhammer 40k video games

    • @ChaplainPhantasm
      @ChaplainPhantasm 8 місяців тому

      ​@@conlanbadger7032Prepare for the game to last hours, or even days.

  • @arandomcrusader6707
    @arandomcrusader6707 2 роки тому +622

    Fun fact:This video got demonitized and zanny decided to keep it uploaded with no ads. What a legend.

  • @cuboidham
    @cuboidham 3 роки тому +4285

    “how much sex did they have?”
    fun fact, orks are actually just giant mushrooms who blast out spores when they die that eventually grow more orks, and once orks get onto a planet it’s almost impossible to get them out without blasting the planet into an inhospitable lifeless rock
    as much as the greenskins are 40ks comedic relief, they’re also kinda terrifying, like if the moss on your garden wall grew to the size of a gorilla, made a chainsaw out of your dishwasher, and beat the shit out of you with it

    • @MrBizteck
      @MrBizteck 3 роки тому +561

      Make a chainsaw out of a dishwasher ? Thats impossible.....
      Welcome to Ork Logic
      .
      I love the bastards!!!!

    • @readyjoe6427
      @readyjoe6427 3 роки тому +333

      Which is also why their never ending war with the Nids is both best and worst thing for the galaxy.

    • @cuboidham
      @cuboidham 3 роки тому +213

      @@readyjoe6427 oh big time
      only one of them will win, but everybody else is gonna lose hardcore

    • @snoox27
      @snoox27 3 роки тому +50

      Thank the Old Ones for their creation!! Waaaghhh

    • @snoox27
      @snoox27 3 роки тому +15

      @Chapter master Cato wow so edgy bro

  • @shadowprogamer6
    @shadowprogamer6 3 роки тому +3079

    "I'm covered in blood! Where are the holy wet wipes?!"
    Damn it. This got me

    • @monsterhiddenfromthesun210
      @monsterhiddenfromthesun210 3 роки тому +25

      Because you know it's true.

    • @N0_F1le
      @N0_F1le 3 роки тому +7

      @@monsterhiddenfromthesun210 indeed XD

    • @TheCookie69
      @TheCookie69 3 роки тому +6

      Hello sorry I'm late i have a box of the HOLY wet wipes

    • @N0_F1le
      @N0_F1le 3 роки тому +13

      @@TheCookie69 thanks
      *wipes a drop of ork blood on armor*
      finally
      i am clean

    • @killaonmoco
      @killaonmoco 3 роки тому +2

      I'll admit it, I laughed so hard where I was working at people looked at me but idc

  • @jakehenry305
    @jakehenry305 2 роки тому +856

    “You gotta do the slow walk in front of the guardsmen, they love the slow walk”
    He predicted Titus slow walking in the trailer for space marine 2

  • @ethribin4188
    @ethribin4188 3 роки тому +927

    "Greenskins? Are you trying to get the Emperor cancled on twitter?"
    Perfection!

    • @taqresu5865
      @taqresu5865 2 роки тому +21

      Twitter is long gone by the 41st Millennium lol

    • @mattmark94
      @mattmark94 2 роки тому +47

      @Taqresu one of the few positive things about the grim darkness of the far future

    • @taqresu5865
      @taqresu5865 2 роки тому +14

      @@mattmark94 I wholeheartedly agree.

    • @Nick-st4hb
      @Nick-st4hb 2 роки тому +16

      @@taqresu5865 Twitter evolved in Warhammer and now is Nurgle realm

    • @taqresu5865
      @taqresu5865 2 роки тому +11

      @@Nick-st4hb that makes sense lol

  • @bernardobastos5996
    @bernardobastos5996 3 роки тому +2388

    "It's a primarch!"
    If it was a primarch, credits would have rolled.

    • @RevenantRants
      @RevenantRants 3 роки тому +116

      Unless if it was Angron, Magnus, Lorgar, Mortarian, or peruterabo

    • @kenya6497
      @kenya6497 3 роки тому +57

      @the Emperor of man how do you know if he isn't one of the lost primarch's

    • @krullachief669
      @krullachief669 3 роки тому +161

      @@RevenantRants Credits would have still rolled, they just wouldn't have been happy credits.

    • @m4sherman926
      @m4sherman926 3 роки тому +36

      the Emperor of man hey what’s up me

    • @mistryeag1e
      @mistryeag1e 3 роки тому +4

      Unless it's Abaddon of course

  • @anangrymarine9174
    @anangrymarine9174 3 роки тому +1976

    "WHERE DID THE ORKS BREACH THE GUN BATTERY?"
    "That's where the Orks breached the gun battery!"
    "OH."

    • @eduardo7677
      @eduardo7677 3 роки тому +44

      Oblivion dialogue in a nutshell

    • @evaphoenix
      @evaphoenix 3 роки тому +29

      "Acording the the CODEX ASTARTES, we are absolutely fucked." -Yup that sounds exactly like what Guilliman would write.

    • @Buzzy_Bland
      @Buzzy_Bland 3 роки тому +5

      That “oh” should be about 20 sizes smaller.

  • @Greggogrande97
    @Greggogrande97 2 роки тому +202

    3:30 Calling Drogan the "sketchy Inquisitor"
    As opposed to all of those trustworthy, well-intentioned Inquisitors

    • @tech-adeptzeth1648
      @tech-adeptzeth1648 2 роки тому +4

      Yes.

    • @kreigguardsman3355
      @kreigguardsman3355 2 роки тому +7

      Amberly Vail is less sketchy then most

    • @Ghostof17War
      @Ghostof17War Рік тому +3

      I‘m just gonna drop one name here, brothers:
      Kryptman

    • @ChaplainPhantasm
      @ChaplainPhantasm Рік тому

      @@Ghostof17War I mean...He still is a bit of an ass

    • @gabeargenti7931
      @gabeargenti7931 Рік тому +2

      Yes the “innocence doesn’t mean you’re free to go, we have the ability to destroy planets if we wanted to” inquisition

  • @TARINunit9
    @TARINunit9 3 роки тому +197

    The Slow Walk in front of the Guardsman is legitimately my favorite thing in this game (if we include the combat section beforehand). These guys consider it a blessing from the Emperor just to LOOK at you, and after the months of fighting they earned it

    • @mattmark94
      @mattmark94 2 роки тому +13

      this comment is even better after that SM2 trailer

    • @iTxip
      @iTxip Рік тому +12

      To those who fight valiantly the emperor sends forth his angels

  • @armandhernandez4740
    @armandhernandez4740 3 роки тому +3557

    “Show me a fortress and I’ll show you a ruin” is a pretty metal line not gonna lie.

    • @enklavegeneral9077
      @enklavegeneral9077 3 роки тому +83

      Rogal Dorn dislike this

    • @DimitriKurkov
      @DimitriKurkov 3 роки тому +75

      @@enklavegeneral9077Perturabo like this.

    • @WayneRoberts72
      @WayneRoberts72 3 роки тому +3

      yepperoonie

    • @hamper6511
      @hamper6511 3 роки тому +9

      Asdrubael Vect Wishes to construct more spikey spikey stuff

    • @djnotnice8416
      @djnotnice8416 3 роки тому +51

      Its up there with
      "I do not fear you"
      "Then you will die braver than most"

  • @MI_HI_
    @MI_HI_ 3 роки тому +4156

    “Tech priest? Oh you mean those shmucks at the apple store”
    Best line ever

    • @chasedean4032
      @chasedean4032 3 роки тому +38

      Beep boop toster wifu no happy

    • @andresgomeziii
      @andresgomeziii 3 роки тому +86

      If apple was run by the adeptus mechanicus we would still have the original Iphone 1

    • @gasperlenic8949
      @gasperlenic8949 2 роки тому +37

      @@andresgomeziii but with more toaster. and SKULLS

    • @AsiwaritXR
      @AsiwaritXR 2 роки тому +3

      Nooo i main admech

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 2 роки тому +2

      The toaster humpers

  • @theskipper7464
    @theskipper7464 2 роки тому +116

    "The Ork Ship just looks like a flying Monster Truck"
    A perfect summarization of Orks in general.

    • @dogalrorn
      @dogalrorn 2 роки тому +7

      Colored red, so it's fasta

  • @ariffiqbal168
    @ariffiqbal168 2 роки тому +300

    "I wanna kill some Tyranid!"
    -zanny
    10 years later...we got the sequel and its fucking bug extermination time my BROTHERS

    • @kylekissack4633
      @kylekissack4633 2 роки тому +12

      Oh yes brother.. it shall be glorious for the imperium! Only in death does my duty end!

    • @jerredmanns7105
      @jerredmanns7105 2 роки тому +1

      Just another bug hunt!

    • @jonathanathor117
      @jonathanathor117 2 роки тому +3

      Me: kills a cockroach and eat locust.
      Every Tyranid in the universe even the hivemind: Mom come pick me up I'm scared.

  • @freakkyser
    @freakkyser 3 роки тому +2318

    "The orc ship just looks like a flying monster truck"
    Well you aren't too far from the truth

    • @Zaprozhan
      @Zaprozhan 3 роки тому +55

      It is an accurate assessment.

    • @augmenautus
      @augmenautus 3 роки тому +46

      Yeah their ships in battle fleet gothic are pretty close to that.

    • @TheSexiestGoblin
      @TheSexiestGoblin 3 роки тому +70

      IF WEZ TAKES DA WHEELS OFF DA BIG ROLLAH AND PUT DA ROCKETS ON INSTEAD, AND MAYBE PAINT IT RED, DO YA FINK IT'LL FLY?

    • @HunhowsShadowStalker
      @HunhowsShadowStalker 3 роки тому +41

      @@TheSexiestGoblin OF KORS IT WILL FLY, YA GIT! YA MADE IT RED, AND RED MAKEZ IT TAKE OFF FASTAH!
      ALSO, GIVEZ IT PURPLE BITZ! PURPLE MAKEZ IT SNEEKIAH! HUMIEZ NEVER NO WAT HIT 'EM!

    • @TheSexiestGoblin
      @TheSexiestGoblin 3 роки тому +28

      @@HunhowsShadowStalker PURPLE? OI AIN'T NEVAH SEENS NO PURPLE ORKS!

  • @CyberDagger003
    @CyberDagger003 3 роки тому +1350

    "ROMA INVICTA!!!
    Wait, that's not..."
    He's an Ultramarine. We'll let this one slide.

    • @TheRealGamada
      @TheRealGamada 3 роки тому +86

      Well, ultramarines are directly inspired by the thirteenth legion, lead by Caesar during Gaul war. They were veterans, all in one legion (6000 men) to make a powerful elite battle corp.

    • @CyberDagger003
      @CyberDagger003 3 роки тому +48

      @@TheRealGamada Yeah, the joke was about the Ultramarines being Space Romans. Though that detail you mentioned is news to me. So the thirteenth legion is the thirteenth legion? That's super cool.

    • @TheRealGamada
      @TheRealGamada 3 роки тому +39

      @@CyberDagger003 yup, 6000 angry and experimented guys with red shield and the coolest commander you can have.

    • @CyberDagger003
      @CyberDagger003 3 роки тому +20

      @@TheRealGamada I'm actually taking the first steps into building an Ultramarines army that I will convert to have their Roman influences stand out a lot. My Ancient will be wearing a lion pelt, I'll be replacing my Bladeguard's shields with something resembling a scutum with Ultramarines heraldry, my power swords will be replaced by a gladius where practical, all my sergeants will have pteruges on their belts, captains and lieutenants will have helmet crests matching those of centurions and optios respecively... I'm also considering painting their shields and tunics red, but I'm not 100% committed to that yet.

    • @TheRealGamada
      @TheRealGamada 3 роки тому +7

      @@CyberDagger003 for me, if you want to paint your figures in red, admech welcomes you. With the new PA, they are really banging.

  • @TheNightower
    @TheNightower 2 роки тому +83

    "I heard some heresy and I came here as quickly as I could" every space marines' minds.

  • @beemy.6923
    @beemy.6923 3 роки тому +48

    Space marine: *has red armor*
    “Nice war paint”
    “It’s not war paint...”

    • @nick_a91
      @nick_a91 2 роки тому +5

      world eater moment

    • @TheDubDisciple
      @TheDubDisciple 2 роки тому +3

      @@nick_a91 Ngl I always hated that piece of lore. They never cleaned their armor ever? The smell alone would be insane and Space Marine's have a much more acute sense of smell then a baseline human. That's not even considered what congealed viscera and bone would do to some of their power armor joints or servo bundles. I know its cool and interesting but its never made a lick of sense to me even for the so called Berserker legion

  • @BigViskus
    @BigViskus 3 роки тому +1270

    "The only thing you should feel after shooting someone, is *Recoil* . "
    -Sun Tzu, The art of war

    • @i3lackfusion
      @i3lackfusion 3 роки тому +43

      You humans feel recoil? Pathetic

    • @Muenni
      @Muenni 3 роки тому +10

      More like Simo Häyhä.

    • @Scarletraven87
      @Scarletraven87 3 роки тому +10

      I doubt bows have recoil but ok

    • @lukeroodt7973
      @lukeroodt7973 3 роки тому +4

      This is the most badass quote

    • @QueueWithACapitalQ
      @QueueWithACapitalQ 3 роки тому +7

      Really? i thought it was alexander the great

  • @nickypenn5841
    @nickypenn5841 3 роки тому +879

    "The ork ship looks like a flying monster truck."
    Lore-wise, this is quite accurate.
    But instead of mashing smaller cars into pancakes, Ork ships (or roks) _level cities and smash worlds._

    • @neon6352
      @neon6352 3 роки тому +34

      well, if the Orks believe hard enough they could make a monster truck fly... its all about believing

    • @attilakovacs5040
      @attilakovacs5040 3 роки тому +5

      Neon they can create anything from almost everything at hand.....as i have watched what they’re capable of in creativity wise......

    • @lordasher6293
      @lordasher6293 3 роки тому +1

      Wft

    • @attilakovacs5040
      @attilakovacs5040 3 роки тому +1

      Asher Jamal what didn’t you got from what i said?

    • @lordasher6293
      @lordasher6293 3 роки тому +1

      No

  • @TheCConnoll1
    @TheCConnoll1 2 роки тому +183

    Reporting back to watch this again with the announcement of the second game.
    The Imperium is pleased.

  • @stormtrooper612
    @stormtrooper612 2 роки тому +80

    With the trailer of the second installment of this game just revealed less then 48 hours ago, I think it's fair to demand a follow up video now.

  • @TheDuke7
    @TheDuke7 3 роки тому +3053

    “Warhammer’s version of a recon droid is a SKULL!”
    ....No one tell him about the flying, vat-grown baby corpses.

  • @youtubewatcher6719
    @youtubewatcher6719 3 роки тому +10350

    The amount of warhammer lore Zanny knows makes me very happy

    • @lorenzofernando9122
      @lorenzofernando9122 3 роки тому +79

      Same

    • @KyleAlexis
      @KyleAlexis 3 роки тому +64

      Amen.

    • @Seti12345
      @Seti12345 3 роки тому +532

      Not enough clearly since he thinks Orcs breed

    • @worldeater2414
      @worldeater2414 3 роки тому +95

      It does too, but he gets some stuff wrong lol

    • @imperialfist2304
      @imperialfist2304 3 роки тому +102

      It makes me happy too, I will deploy a squad to only blast his kneecaps for his knowledge of heresy also astounds me.

  • @Primal478
    @Primal478 3 роки тому +156

    "You see the Chaos Gods didn't like him"
    Surprisingly effective way of explaining the Horus Heresy.

    • @Ragnarra
      @Ragnarra Рік тому +5

      That's basically what happened. I still don't get why the emperor thought having twenty children was a good idea. Having one or two is hard enough but trying to raise twenty who you engineered to be transhuman (fancy way of saying they were more than super human) basically a demi-god of war your asking for infighting and a number of issues that you couldn't exactly predict either. Its like playing with fire. If anything the emperor should have done a far more in debth consideration of everything that could go wrong just in case it did but I'm not exactly sure if he was anything but a idiot. Like starving the damn chaos gods would work by making everyone athiest you just opened a new can of worms, they aren't bloody tyranids you can't technically starve a god especially a chaos god. By refusing to understand religion and its dogmas (understanding that much is key to coming to terms with it) not all religious orders on earth or terra was bad despite being a atheist such knowledge could provide insight on how to deal with such. The Emperor is deeply flawed individual much like his sons as a result of his poor decisions, erm ....I'm not an expert in this but I'm more surprised that the space marines didn't turn on their commanders because of them having little to no free time or down time to unwind. PTSD and Combat stress reaction which can slow reaction time among other things could make them easier to chaos manipulations in theory.

  • @draknight5081
    @draknight5081 3 роки тому +63

    “The imperium of man knows no recoil nor defeat, no fear. AAAA-“

  • @RoboticTable
    @RoboticTable 3 роки тому +1318

    "The Codex Astartes does not support this action."
    The Codex Astartes also doesn't support TURNING YOUR BATTLE-BROTHERS OVER TO THE INQUISITION LEANDROS!

    • @bishopofmaonshan4629
      @bishopofmaonshan4629 3 роки тому +162

      Usually astartes hand them over to the Chapter's chaplain
      However, Leandros has a brain the size of peas

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph 3 роки тому +44

      It should have been Sarge they gave him too.
      Would have had a Space Marine Guardsman.

    • @Aurora07
      @Aurora07 3 роки тому +45

      "Shut the fuck up Leandros"

    • @drizzitdude
      @drizzitdude 3 роки тому +66

      ESPECIALLY AFTER THEY KILL A CHAOS LORD LEANDROS

    • @SiegeTF
      @SiegeTF 3 роки тому +34

      Leandros did nothing wrong; if not for the fact that the good captain shrugged off psychic attacks and a warp explosion he would have been turned over the the Chaplainhood and a panel of his peers (like in the Ultramarines novels), but that was some next-level stuff.
      He's probably leading a squad in the Deatheatch now, so it's all good.

  • @phoenixking2863
    @phoenixking2863 3 роки тому +1109

    “Are we the baddies?” It’s 40k everyones the baddie

    • @regiman222
      @regiman222 3 роки тому +56

      I'm just now learning about this universe, but even I know this to be true.

    • @loganjblack
      @loganjblack 3 роки тому +75

      @Diego Marra the tau have enslaved entire species and use them as meatshields, the tyranid hivemind is incredibly intelligent yet still gets far more biomass than it needs and will eventually eat all biomass in the universe which would cause the tyranids to starve out.

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 3 роки тому +36

      It's relative most factions can be good or bad, except dark eldar, the universe would be better if they were all dead.

    • @jeffthemercenary
      @jeffthemercenary 3 роки тому +5

      Some are probably good? But dark eldars is certianly not good

    • @JuggyBohab
      @JuggyBohab 3 роки тому +24

      @@beastwarsFTW yea...dark eldar are just vile. fucking xenos filth of the highest order

  • @chrischu3974
    @chrischu3974 2 роки тому +68

    I've come back to rewatch this masterpiece after the release of Space Marine II's trailer.
    *FOR THE EMPEROR!*

  • @AwsomeDude2471
    @AwsomeDude2471 2 роки тому +38

    11:45 Zanny’s realisation about how screwed everyone just became is pretty impressive.

  • @Squeaktoymk2
    @Squeaktoymk2 3 роки тому +1146

    "I heard some heresy and came as quickly as i could!"
    Finally we have found something that the Imperium and Chaos have in common.

    • @siegfried1422
      @siegfried1422 3 роки тому +61

      Well played.
      Now...
      *BURN IN HOLY FIRE*

    • @nippon19
      @nippon19 3 роки тому +6

      LMAO, best comment

    • @thattigercat
      @thattigercat 3 роки тому +14

      Well, it fits the slaanesh-affiliated chaos forces anyway

    • @thedoomslayer8900
      @thedoomslayer8900 3 роки тому +1

      @@thattigercat In more than one way

    • @alexanderthegreat6682
      @alexanderthegreat6682 3 роки тому +2

      Oh god I'm the 666'th like, is that heresy?

  • @doctorscientist7570
    @doctorscientist7570 3 роки тому +436

    “The imperium of man is environmentally friendly.”
    *laughs in forge planet*

  • @then00brathalos
    @then00brathalos 2 роки тому +39

    "the attempt on the emperors life has left him scarred and deformed"
    Another space feudal franchise reference , a surprise to be sure but a welcomed one
    also 11:47 nice sync lol

  • @lionsoldier1179
    @lionsoldier1179 Рік тому +20

    “According to the Codex Astartes, we are fucked.”
    Well, this is a line I will be using when I’m horribly losing a 40K game.

  • @AvengerofGallifrey
    @AvengerofGallifrey 3 роки тому +1685

    "The Ork ship just looks like a giant monster truck"
    The most apt description of Ork ships ever spoken

    • @AlexWithington
      @AlexWithington 3 роки тому +42

      Not as good as "a moon with guns and it can teleport"
      My friend describing battle moons

    • @Potemking
      @Potemking 2 роки тому +1

      Anything ork really

    • @AnNguyen-es4kx
      @AnNguyen-es4kx Рік тому +1

      @@AlexWithington It’s…literally it. How else are you going to describe it?

    • @AlexWithington
      @AlexWithington Рік тому

      @@AnNguyen-es4kx well i mean big teleporting rock with guns also works

    • @AnNguyen-es4kx
      @AnNguyen-es4kx Рік тому

      @@AlexWithington so changing moon with space rock and it still sound the same?

  • @lealien9247
    @lealien9247 3 роки тому +529

    Normie be like ”wait, is this in the lore?”
    40k fans: ”perhaps”

    • @sebastianrodriguez9452
      @sebastianrodriguez9452 3 роки тому +7

      I'm a normie and I dont get the reference of him showing the bloody nose thing

    • @johncantu379
      @johncantu379 3 роки тому +46

      @@sebastianrodriguez9452 as a fan, its because the lore is super long and complex.

    • @Dug481
      @Dug481 3 роки тому +29

      Mr Andy the lore is basically the world is miserable and nothing can be normal NOTHING

    • @beowulf4545
      @beowulf4545 3 роки тому +6

      Its probably there after Conrad died or Lorgar was molested by a priest

    • @molloch5995
      @molloch5995 3 роки тому +21

      @@sebastianrodriguez9452 imagine someone wrote a entire universe in around 50 books of great story... thats the prologue.
      And then imagine endless bad writes messing with it, causing plot holes, where noone really knows what is canon and what isnt.

  • @Durtly
    @Durtly 3 роки тому +28

    "Space marines aren't given sensitivity training." - Winner: Understatement of the Year.

  • @deathscar9910
    @deathscar9910 2 роки тому +38

    Damn I'd love to see Zanny's reaction when they announced the sequel yesterday at the Game Awards haha.

  • @byzantine2516
    @byzantine2516 3 роки тому +545

    The orks actually reproduce by spreading their spores in the ground and growing out of it. The orks are fungus

    • @scottland8698
      @scottland8698 3 роки тому +91

      Orks are the vegan option

    • @54fedase90
      @54fedase90 3 роки тому +37

      They don't know sex, cause they don't have womans, and probably dicks

    • @imperialfist2304
      @imperialfist2304 3 роки тому +52

      They’re dirty Xenos that’s what they are

    • @williambeck2372
      @williambeck2372 3 роки тому +17

      I always thought they were a bunch of FUN GUYS.

    • @inserisciunnome
      @inserisciunnome 3 роки тому +34

      Space Marine:"what we eating today?"
      Chef: "Fungus Soup!"
      Orks: *SWEATING*

  • @ollanius_papyrus80
    @ollanius_papyrus80 3 роки тому +895

    “The ork ship just looks like a flying monster truck.”
    That’s literally what they are, dude. All ork vehicles are just variations of a monster truck.

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 3 роки тому +54

      That or trashcans.

    • @SiegeTF
      @SiegeTF 3 роки тому +35

      Dis one looks like a Gravedigga, but it 'andles like a Bigfoot.

    • @iESCAP1SM
      @iESCAP1SM 3 роки тому +7

      Except their spaceships. Those are ASTEROIDS with JET ENGINES for erm more control? I guess?

    • @JohnnyTromboner
      @JohnnyTromboner 3 роки тому +1

      @@iESCAP1SM MORE GO

    • @inthefade
      @inthefade 3 роки тому +5

      Red is FASTER.

  • @RangerAce1290
    @RangerAce1290 2 роки тому +16

    4:21 without diving too far into 40k lore, there are so many orcs because they’re a fungus. They literally shed spores that just grow more orcs.

  • @Sadeithefennec
    @Sadeithefennec 2 роки тому +26

    So I want to say... For orks, fighting *is* sex, and their death is the climax. When their adrenaline is pumping in a fight they start growing. When they die they release spores, the bigger they are the more spores they release. These spores grow into more orks.

  • @p4ladin167
    @p4ladin167 3 роки тому +562

    "tHe COdeX DOeS nOt sUPPoRT thIS aCtiON...''
    WELL I CAN'T READ

    • @Joshua-vl3ox
      @Joshua-vl3ox 3 роки тому +14

      P4ladin isn’t that from RussianBadger?

    • @p4ladin167
      @p4ladin167 3 роки тому +14

      @@Joshua-vl3ox you bet your sweet bippy it is. He's also a Warhammer vet, and he made a vid on 40K Space marine a few years back

    • @greyknightjusticar8412
      @greyknightjusticar8412 3 роки тому +7

      Brother I am pinned here!!

    • @Minotaur-ey2lg
      @Minotaur-ey2lg 3 роки тому +8

      “The space book says this is bad.”

    • @christopherreynolds4506
      @christopherreynolds4506 3 роки тому +4

      "Sound like a buncha NERDS!"
      "Blood for the blood God!!!"
      "There is clearly some herasy here."

  • @MarcusLPope323
    @MarcusLPope323 3 роки тому +2935

    "It looks better than Halo Infinite". I laughed and I cried

    • @rpbp4468
      @rpbp4468 3 роки тому +51

      Ah yes, the laughcry

    • @jimvenanzio6561
      @jimvenanzio6561 3 роки тому +16

      thought that was just Harambe with discount 3D graphics from 2001....

    • @Fugginshidmypant
      @Fugginshidmypant 3 роки тому +2

      I had to unlike so it stays at 666 because I hate this but *im also in this photo*

    • @anjaneyasreetrout2444
      @anjaneyasreetrout2444 3 роки тому +9

      Next thing someone will play Pacman and then say **it looks better than Halo Infinite**

    • @omnipotentazathoth5215
      @omnipotentazathoth5215 3 роки тому +6

      but where are those good old fashioned values on which we used to rely

  • @pinpingoin
    @pinpingoin 2 роки тому +18

    Who is coming back to this after the Space Marine 2 announcement?

  • @GomuMarku
    @GomuMarku 2 роки тому +16

    When he said “gotta do the slow walk for the guardsman, they love that shit!” They really do though.. means they might actually live couple hours longer.

  • @thedarkadmiral3627
    @thedarkadmiral3627 3 роки тому +563

    “Lucky for us, chaos is my middle name”
    ...
    “H E R E S Y”
    “Wait no-“

    • @strangent404a7
      @strangent404a7 3 роки тому +24

      *bolter noises intensify*

    • @lordofshades9852
      @lordofshades9852 2 роки тому +15

      Slayer is my last name

    • @jackt4595
      @jackt4595 2 роки тому +6

      @@lordofshades9852 well saved astarte,but we will watch you closely

  • @KeggleStomp_Pogrompa
    @KeggleStomp_Pogrompa 3 роки тому +826

    “Nice bayonet charge losers.” -Ulysses S. Grant

    • @florians9949
      @florians9949 3 роки тому +10

      If it was in a movie, the soldeirs would have got immunity to bullets and canon balls.

    • @witzman9981
      @witzman9981 2 роки тому +8

      *laughs in deathcorps of Krieg

    • @selkie698
      @selkie698 2 роки тому +5

      It actually sounds like something grant would say while drunk at picketts charge

  • @nolansorensen8698
    @nolansorensen8698 2 роки тому +12

    Things I didn't expect today:
    1) Zanny getting me into Warhammer

  • @StreamerOfTheCentury
    @StreamerOfTheCentury 3 роки тому +14

    “Show me a fortress, and I will show you a ruin!” - Zanny that one time he had 2 hearts and 3 lungs

  • @daringridley554
    @daringridley554 3 роки тому +552

    “i will pet Kirin for every like this video gets” alright boys time to break out the 1000 fake accounts we each have so Kirin knows how much of a good boy he is.

    • @thrownoshade9054
      @thrownoshade9054 3 роки тому +11

      Bestest boy

    • @cheesenugget1314
      @cheesenugget1314 3 роки тому +5

      I feel bad for Zannys hand it’s going to be broken again

    • @yorkie1780
      @yorkie1780 3 роки тому +5

      It's rumored he's still getting petted.

    • @JoshdaKnight
      @JoshdaKnight 3 роки тому +1

      Gotcha covered.

    • @mlfhntr625
      @mlfhntr625 3 роки тому +1

      the time has come exeCUTE order 76

  • @mitchells7634
    @mitchells7634 3 роки тому +655

    "Astartes! Do you want a sword or chainsaw as your melee weapon?"
    "Yes!"

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 3 роки тому +5

      "Give me the Giant Hammer that is wreathed in lightning"

    • @mitchells7634
      @mitchells7634 3 роки тому +5

      @@weldonwin As soon as the Mechanicus find the STC for it, we will build you another one. Please be patient, we are organizing our toasters

    • @Zaprozhan
      @Zaprozhan 3 роки тому +3

      In the distant past... Bolter with chainsword BAYONET!

    • @MansMan42069
      @MansMan42069 3 роки тому +1

      "Custodes! Do you want a melee or ranged weapon?"
      "Yes."

    • @DGneoseeker1
      @DGneoseeker1 3 роки тому +1

      Elsewhere: "Could I have one of those and a powerfist?"
      And the chainfist was born.

  • @amateurartist3301
    @amateurartist3301 2 роки тому +13

    Orks take "I believe I can fly" to a whole new level

  • @boosterprime5757
    @boosterprime5757 Рік тому +14

    "Master has given Dobby a gunshot wound. Dobby is deeeeaaaaad"

  • @Username18981
    @Username18981 3 роки тому +858

    "are you trying to get the emperor cancelled on Twitter."
    Zanny can see the future

    • @modakkagitplugga
      @modakkagitplugga 3 роки тому +11

      Believe it was the captain of The Gal Vorbak of The Word Bears, Argel Tal who said "...Genocide is supposed to be righteous". Actually has a strong argument in 40k

    • @jonaselze9316
      @jonaselze9316 3 роки тому +22

      Imagine reading this two days after Trump got banned...

    • @yhyh8990
      @yhyh8990 3 роки тому +2

      I mean they did try to go for Arch

    • @darrenwang8879
      @darrenwang8879 3 роки тому

      If he gets cancelled, the Emps will psychically destroy the lives of those traitors like how he destroyed his enemies in the Unification Wars.

    • @DaddyCabby
      @DaddyCabby 3 роки тому

      He must be a psycher

  • @sintenpiet9745
    @sintenpiet9745 3 роки тому +1235

    Zanny: makes joke about horny orks
    Everyone.......
    40K fans:
    *dusts off second edition ork codex*
    WeLL AcTUallY oRKs DOn'T dO ThE sEXy..........

    • @noahmoufarrij1254
      @noahmoufarrij1254 3 роки тому +124

      ... and neither do we

    • @ivovonbank8895
      @ivovonbank8895 3 роки тому +52

      im ashamed to admit that i thought that exact thing

    • @mantafish
      @mantafish 3 роки тому +24

      Oh they do the sexy. It's just with a lot of blood

    • @NovaYote
      @NovaYote 3 роки тому +62

      @@mantafish That's the Dark Eldar

    • @mantafish
      @mantafish 3 роки тому +31

      @@NovaYote they have the best blood orgies. I can't disagree

  • @Lexie_Tyler05
    @Lexie_Tyler05 2 роки тому +11

    After all these years we're finally getting a sequel

    • @aa6731
      @aa6731 Рік тому

      I lived bitch.

  • @kirbster1005
    @kirbster1005 3 роки тому +39

    Damn I loved that game. Wish they’d make another, so much potential from those devs. It Was great being immersed in that 40k world and it’s vivid depiction of war and life. Loved the fun orientated combat style and the game just basically saying ‘you’re a space marine. Do whatever who cares!’
    Sad times there’s no second one coming :(

  • @joshtopher1049
    @joshtopher1049 3 роки тому +378

    Even after you play Warhammer, Kirin has more testosterone.

  • @thebighurt2495
    @thebighurt2495 3 роки тому +568

    "The Ork ship looks like a flying monster truck." You've just succintly described every single Ork vehicle EVER.

    • @philiphockenbury6563
      @philiphockenbury6563 3 роки тому +35

      Every Ork vehicle can fly if given enough dakka to propel itself.

    • @r1ptidee
      @r1ptidee 3 роки тому +16

      Red go fasta

    • @anangrymarine9174
      @anangrymarine9174 3 роки тому +5

      Fairly certain that the Minmatar are just reincarnated Orks that learned how to read

    • @philiphockenbury6563
      @philiphockenbury6563 3 роки тому +4

      @@anangrymarine9174 So Ork Kommandos.

    • @RabidlyTaboo
      @RabidlyTaboo 3 роки тому +3

      @@r1ptidee NO. PURPLE GO FASTEST

  • @Khaous-yj9so
    @Khaous-yj9so 2 роки тому +7

    3 hours of a Ultra Marine running while Zanny explains Warhammer 40k lore.

  • @theconsumeristtheory6886
    @theconsumeristtheory6886 3 роки тому +37

    This dude “I will pet Kirin for every like this video gets”
    Video gets 94,000 likes.
    Me “looks like you better get to petting”

  • @delltan23
    @delltan23 3 роки тому +284

    "Master has given Dobby a gunshot wound!"
    "Dobby is deeeaaad..."

  • @andrewmichael9201
    @andrewmichael9201 3 роки тому +995

    “Just assisting the sketchy Inquisitor”
    That’s redundant Zanny

    • @caedes4367
      @caedes4367 3 роки тому +42

      Sounding kinda... heretical there...

    • @aspacemarine3749
      @aspacemarine3749 3 роки тому +25

      *loads bolter* wanna say that again

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader 3 роки тому +9

      Me: Grabs umbrella for the inevitable headshot.

    • @lepurpleboi3266
      @lepurpleboi3266 3 роки тому +5

      Hey Killer Joy any chance you have a second umbrella

    • @turtl3playz303
      @turtl3playz303 3 роки тому +1

      Said every dark angel ever

  • @rossmcmahon2584
    @rossmcmahon2584 3 роки тому +12

    I propose we begin campaigning to get Zanny making 40k lore videos

  • @davidgreenway6917
    @davidgreenway6917 2 роки тому +6

    I love how in any Warhammer playthrough every youtuber comes up with their own voice lines

  • @SpartanOops216
    @SpartanOops216 3 роки тому +391

    Imagine having one heart lmao

  • @Deargodwhat
    @Deargodwhat 3 роки тому +635

    Zanny: "This Sketchy Inquisitor"
    Imperial Guard: "First time?"
    Imperial Citizen: "I don't think he knows.."

  • @maskedterra7373
    @maskedterra7373 2 роки тому +15

    Zanny, you better do a video on Space Marine 2

  • @TACTICOOL_TEXAN
    @TACTICOOL_TEXAN 3 роки тому +10

    "You trying to get the emperor canceled on twitter?" That killed me 🤣🤣🤣😅

  • @mattgoodwin3308
    @mattgoodwin3308 3 роки тому +385

    "Master has given dobby a gunshot wound"

  • @thewayfarer8849
    @thewayfarer8849 3 роки тому +217

    "ROMAN PUNCH"- Immortalized Unknown Terran Ancestor, speech recorded upon Macragge

    • @dreliq981
      @dreliq981 3 роки тому +1

      Is Terran from the uh... "Expedition"?

  • @gomorrhagaming8151
    @gomorrhagaming8151 2 роки тому +8

    "Yes, my favourite projectile: Vengeance" Timeless!

  • @SlimRhyno
    @SlimRhyno Рік тому +4

    "I heard some heresy and I came as quickly as I can!" That line actually made me chuckle!

  • @zeta970
    @zeta970 3 роки тому +407

    I feel like saying “ sketchy inquisitor” is a little redundant

    • @jodofe4879
      @jodofe4879 3 роки тому +12

      Yeah, being sketchy is pretty much a part of the Inquisition's job description

    • @LordElpme
      @LordElpme 3 роки тому +5

      pretty much, Sketchy is pretty much part of the title Inquisitor, just like Corrupt is with Starfleet Admirals

    • @AAhmou
      @AAhmou 3 роки тому +4

      LordElpme Same for redundant with the High Lords of Terra.

    • @evaphoenix
      @evaphoenix 3 роки тому +1

      It is a bit like saying "Annoying influncer" or "shitty mobile game"

    • @isaacintner5831
      @isaacintner5831 3 роки тому +1

      @@AAhmou how dare you associate captain general Trajan Valoris with redundancy. He singlehandedly redeems the high lords.

  • @Bynx08
    @Bynx08 3 роки тому +267

    "Why are there so many Orks? How much breeding had to happen?"
    None, Orks grow underground like fungus. They're mushrooms

    • @Sylinnilys
      @Sylinnilys 3 роки тому +3

      Thats why whenever the PDF loses ground, is cut off and starving, the inquisition roasts some mushrooms for them.

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 3 роки тому +2

      Nosebleed

    • @marakalos3838
      @marakalos3838 3 роки тому +6

      Best option to kill them is literally burn them so their dying bodies don't release surviving spores. The flames destroy the spores and make their normal decomposition impossible.
      Pass the flamer.
      THE HEAVY FLAMER.

    • @walterwhite6643
      @walterwhite6643 3 роки тому +1

      TIME TO MAKE SOME MUSHROOM SOUP!

    • @telurbiru1711
      @telurbiru1711 2 роки тому

      Just exterminatus them god-emperor dammit

  • @TheEyez187
    @TheEyez187 3 роки тому +3

    I heard some Heresy and came running!! >XD
    6:38 - "Master...." that's funny, you win internet for today!!

  • @clarencezer
    @clarencezer Рік тому +3

    8:09 aye man, leave the guardsmen alone, they are trying their best :, )

  • @tristismagnis4567
    @tristismagnis4567 3 роки тому +328

    Zanny: Who could have expected this?
    Everyone in the known universe: NoBoDy ExPeCtS tHe InQuIsItIoN!

  • @paris8201
    @paris8201 3 роки тому +304

    Zanny:*Uses A controller on a pc game*
    HERETIC

    • @oldfrozenwolf6803
      @oldfrozenwolf6803 3 роки тому +8

      How else you do expect me to play assassin creed games On pc?

    • @metj6885
      @metj6885 3 роки тому +3

      I played halo online with a controller bc I suck at halo with a mouse and keyboard lol

  • @slowjomo_69pro78
    @slowjomo_69pro78 2 роки тому +2

    "oh god i'm covered in blood! "WHERE ARE THE HOLY WET WIPES!" i died after that part

  • @jakemakesstuff3973
    @jakemakesstuff3973 2 роки тому +2

    “Im here, what’s happening, I heard some heresy and I came as quickly as I could” - that tickled me

  • @rabmoran8760
    @rabmoran8760 3 роки тому +186

    I almost pissed myself laughing at “master has given Dobby a gunshot wound.” All hail the master of the Zan clan

    • @snoox27
      @snoox27 3 роки тому +1

      My daughter is Harry Potter obsessed and even she loved this joke.

  • @mlfhntr625
    @mlfhntr625 3 роки тому +173

    " Nobody expects the Warhammer inquisition "
    -Sun Zoo

  • @banjoe3830
    @banjoe3830 2 роки тому +3

    7:25 that joke hits hard

  • @averagegamer3953
    @averagegamer3953 2 роки тому +6

    Likely because of this video they decided to make space marine 2 so thanks Zanny for bullying the devs into making the sequel

  • @Stahlvanten
    @Stahlvanten 3 роки тому +558

    "That's a Primarch"
    Nerds: Actually, its a Chaos Lord.

    • @pisuter3564
      @pisuter3564 3 роки тому +37

      More like literally anyone who has a little bit of knowledge about Warhammer40k

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 3 роки тому +28

      He knows his stuff, he’s just panicking because EVIL CHAOS PORTAL WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE

    • @mrgabest
      @mrgabest 3 роки тому +8

      40k grognard: Actually, it's a Sorcerer Lord.

    • @dilophosaurussk4333
      @dilophosaurussk4333 3 роки тому +13

      @@pisuter3564 Also known as nerds.

    • @pisuter3564
      @pisuter3564 3 роки тому +5

      @@dilophosaurussk4333 ok so if you mix water with milk then your a nerd

  • @necrophadian
    @necrophadian 3 роки тому +285

    "This game has lots of gears of war mechanics"
    Except spess muhreen has no pissy cover system
    YOU are the cover

    • @imperialergardist2788
      @imperialergardist2788 3 роки тому +45

      *My Face is my shield*

    • @edboy5418
      @edboy5418 3 роки тому +18

      My faith and belief in the Emperor IS my shield.

    • @bobmartin9918
      @bobmartin9918 3 роки тому +3

      *Guardsman peeks out from behind Titus*

    • @karl-olavlunde4692
      @karl-olavlunde4692 3 роки тому +2

      "Cover is for the weak".

    • @hallowedbeyourdays
      @hallowedbeyourdays 3 роки тому +4

      Put it this way - if it's big or bad enough to make a Space Marine think twice about being in it's way, cover probably won't help much anyway.

  • @-That1Ghost-
    @-That1Ghost- 2 роки тому +4

    2:48 "Ah yes my favorite projectile, vengeance" Sounds like some shit the Doom Slayer would say... I fucking love it.

  • @bookenjoyer3970
    @bookenjoyer3970 3 роки тому +5

    “I heard some heresy and I came as quickly as I could” 😂 I love it

  • @mitchellenderson7194
    @mitchellenderson7194 3 роки тому +647

    Zanny: “I-It’s a Primarch!”
    The Ultramarines: “Think we could stuff this one in a box, too?”

    • @CamH-mc5wt
      @CamH-mc5wt 3 роки тому +91

      *NO PATHETIC BOX CAN HOLD ME*
      - Magnus the Red

    • @lucasbeck1391
      @lucasbeck1391 3 роки тому +22

      @@CamH-mc5wt yet it did

    • @Karlstan03
      @Karlstan03 2 роки тому +9

      @@CamH-mc5wt where… where are those ultramarines…

    • @isaacmabbley4870
      @isaacmabbley4870 Рік тому +3

      Magnus be like

    • @sirwaylonthe1st239
      @sirwaylonthe1st239 Рік тому +1

      ​@@CamH-mc5wt Yet Bjorn, who is in effect a walking box, beat his ass TWICE.

  • @galacticyeet2732
    @galacticyeet2732 3 роки тому +359

    "They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give of themselves to me. Like clay I shall mold them and in the furnace of war I shall forge them. They shall be of iron will and steely sinew. In great armor I shall clad them and with the mightiest weapons they shall be armed. They will be untouched by plague or disease; no sickness shall blight them. They shall have such tactics, strategies and machines that no foe will best them in battle. They are my bulwark against the Terror. They are the defenders of humanity. They shall be my Space Marines... and they shall know no fear."
    - The Emperor of Mankind

  • @theravendelve987
    @theravendelve987 2 роки тому +4

    now that SM2 is out you kinda have to finish this one out don't you

  • @90bubbel60
    @90bubbel60 2 роки тому +6

    anyone else here after the announcement of the sequal?

  • @musashilee9718
    @musashilee9718 3 роки тому +151

    "Let the bodies hit the floor."
    - Sun Zu

  • @sharprevan9878
    @sharprevan9878 3 роки тому +362

    "Space marines haven't been given sensitivity training."
    And the rest of the Imperium has?

    • @AquaticLotus7552
      @AquaticLotus7552 3 роки тому +13

      Inquisition specifically but yeah

    • @artemisorwhatever9828
      @artemisorwhatever9828 3 роки тому +12

      The inquisition exists, so...yea.

    • @artemisorwhatever9828
      @artemisorwhatever9828 3 роки тому +6

      @id gaf
      How are you going to use grammar properly without pronouns, tho

    • @qenten05
      @qenten05 3 роки тому +11

      @@artemisorwhatever9828 Easy, everyone gets punched equally as a greeting.

    • @artemisorwhatever9828
      @artemisorwhatever9828 3 роки тому +10

      @@qenten05
      Do punches just replace pronouns all together?
      "Hey Steve! How are *Punch* today?"
      IF so, I'd be down for that

  • @jamescoston2421
    @jamescoston2421 3 роки тому +2

    11:17 no one expects the span, er Imperial inquisition

  • @boomstickmick5652
    @boomstickmick5652 Рік тому +2

    This is my first video of yours ever that I've watched. Subbed.