Amberlynn Reid only eating healthy food on camera but still weighs 600 lbs 😬👀

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  • @Thepotatothatchokedamber
    @Thepotatothatchokedamber Рік тому +1795

    Bish, when Australia says enjoy a balanced diet they mean you’re cool to like have 1 sandwich and a chocolate bar. Not 25 sandwiches, 3 packs of mini candy bars, 2 cake pops, a cookie, a venti chai, a small child, family of four, and a gotdamn partridge in a pear tree.

    • @zeejustin6
      @zeejustin6 Рік тому +176

      The funny thing is not only did she misunderstand how they meant it, she also doesn't understand how to consume things like that in moderation and as part of healthy balanced meals. If she took the concept to heart...it could be a helpful concept for her.

    • @mitch9880
      @mitch9880 Рік тому +34

      Omg 🤣💀

    • @lisaarmstrong2809
      @lisaarmstrong2809 Рік тому +12

      😆😆😆😆😆

    • @rikkemariejepsen5567
      @rikkemariejepsen5567 Рік тому +20

      Oh my god I just died🤣🤣🤣

    • @MariaT42089
      @MariaT42089 Рік тому +51

      We have labels like that on non healthy things here in America too 😂 The frozen pizzas I buy have a similar message and a visual of what a serving of the pizza should be and to have it as a balanced meal with suggestions of pairing with a salad or veggies. She just doesn’t look at the packages here 😂

  • @KimTheGoodGirl
    @KimTheGoodGirl Рік тому +693

    Out of all the years I've been fat, I've never eaten anything good enough to warrant a reaction like ALR gives over the most boring meals.

    • @pasupare
      @pasupare Рік тому +53

      right? im defo overweight but its like food is the only thing that gives her happiness 😳

    • @wormdoodles
      @wormdoodles Рік тому +65

      what kills me is that she takes a bite and immediately goes "mmmmm" or does that exaggerated surprised face. like has she even registered the taste yet?

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData Рік тому +22

      Might be a byproduct of watching too many influencers who play it up for the camera. I can see that in other things she does/says; they aren't things you'd say naturally unless trying to emphasize something for an audience.

    • @teczowykotel
      @teczowykotel Рік тому +8

      Oh gosh, the way her eyes roll back when she eats something she likes 😬

    • @emmadunn8961
      @emmadunn8961 Рік тому +21

      What irks me about her reactions is that she doesn’t really know what quality food tastes like. All she eats is processed crap and maybe an apple once a week, her palate only knows obscene amounts of sugar and salt

  • @hannahmohr7237
    @hannahmohr7237 Рік тому +1449

    What’s funny is she makes these healthy dishes once and loves them ne think they’re amazing, then you never see her eat it again lmao. Except her weird soups lol

    • @joannaazar7396
      @joannaazar7396 Рік тому +119

      Soups have enough sodium to sink a boat

    • @zeejustin6
      @zeejustin6 Рік тому +149

      *apples taste like candy*
      Never seen eating an apple again.
      God I should eat some apples.

    • @Mglay556
      @Mglay556 Рік тому +32

      Yeah she just wants sodium lol she should just use umami powder or put more mushrooms in stuff, it helps alot with a salty taste

    • @emoore1439
      @emoore1439 Рік тому +1

      I know right!

    • @nukhbaguloter
      @nukhbaguloter Рік тому +16

      even her soups she never eats the exact same way again. she always makes them differently, she’s never actually repeated a recipe

  • @brimbeeble
    @brimbeeble Рік тому +798

    When she said that her cut was so bad she felt tendons and was gushing blood, but wanted to eat before receiving medical treatment will always make me lol 😂

    • @zeejustin6
      @zeejustin6 Рік тому +118

      I NEED TO EAT FIRST. It was so fucked up hahaha. Also she was talking about going to the gym, but what's preoccupied on what her pregym snack needed to be. You can see the obsession/addiction in those molments.

    • @SonarTheBat
      @SonarTheBat Рік тому +51

      No way she saw the tendons.

    • @cryingcatperson8312
      @cryingcatperson8312 Рік тому +54

      ​@@SonarTheBat EXACTLY. In my opinion, the cut just looked like it hit the tissue which could've been an easy fix and clean at home. Disgusting man.

    • @rewdskwid
      @rewdskwid Рік тому +5

      ​@The moon is here, guys. Wouldn't eating before doing a workout give you side stitches?

    • @hfotw2h
      @hfotw2h Рік тому +16

      "Tendents" is how she said it 😂

  • @SpoonieCreates
    @SpoonieCreates Рік тому +964

    How is she not embarrassed to show herself doing her toddler wobble when she gets overly excited by food?

    • @ragepig1059
      @ragepig1059 Рік тому

      Nah in 2023 we don't do embarrassment. Men are out there assalting women for publicly speaking about feminism and the world cheers and calls the women bigots. Where's the shame in 2023 lol

    • @whatamess8998
      @whatamess8998 Рік тому +106

      To be fair, sometimes when I eat something really good/that I've been craving, I also do a little happy wiggle 🫣 but I also don't film myself eating lol

    • @3lli398
      @3lli398 Рік тому +76

      ​@@whatamess8998 haha me too, and I actually think it's really cute and endearing when I see others do it. Not so much Amber.

    • @pjay3586
      @pjay3586 Рік тому +26

      I feel like she has no one that she respects in her real life that tells her truth. Anyone that does, she convinces herself is a hater. I feel like if her mom was real with her, that might the only one she would actually listen to but her mom probably feels guilty about not being there and also probably benefits off of her UA-cam monies.

    • @spookylunchable5249
      @spookylunchable5249 Рік тому +9

      Ok cant do the lip smacking anymore. Peace❤

  • @legendoffupa
    @legendoffupa Рік тому +379

    She always acts as if food isn't important to her at all, and that she only eats dainty, healthy portions.
    Like gorl, we know you love that 20 piece McNuggets and takeout Orange Chicken like there is no tomorrow, who are you trying to fool? 😂

    • @zeejustin6
      @zeejustin6 Рік тому +16

      Fupes, haydurs have destroyed her love of orange chicken. Any true stan of ALR lore, as I'm sure you are, should know that.

    • @legendoffupa
      @legendoffupa Рік тому +9

      @@zeejustin6 no, I actually didn't know that. I have failed. 😭

    • @shelleydaly1726
      @shelleydaly1726 Рік тому +15

      She only eats those off camera so those calories don’t count

  • @SonarTheBat
    @SonarTheBat Рік тому +542

    Omg, her thinking "enjoy as part of a balanced diet" means it's healthy.😂

    • @DoYouLikeMyVest
      @DoYouLikeMyVest Рік тому +18

      She's doing an Australian diet.

    • @Heckin238
      @Heckin238 Рік тому +16

      That line always gets me rolling.

    • @jessicanolan7408
      @jessicanolan7408 Рік тому +42

      Only diet she’s on is the seefood diet. Sees food, eats it.

    • @SonarTheBat
      @SonarTheBat Рік тому +6

      I guess it is worded kinda badly, but come on, it's caramel and chocolate.

    • @MrsDogLover
      @MrsDogLover Рік тому +34

      ​@@SonarTheBat It's a reminder to eat their junk food in moderation...

  • @mylover-jm7mc
    @mylover-jm7mc Рік тому +514

    y’all just mad she’s the queen of nutrition and she is that GORL!

  • @Phoenixfireb1995
    @Phoenixfireb1995 Рік тому +580

    LMAO the person from Australia sending Amber all the candy…you KNOW they are not trying to help her 😂😂💀

    • @Madamrandom
      @Madamrandom Рік тому +34

      Said this when she got those goods.
      We're 💯 shit stirrer's 😂🤣

    • @pepperpig7524
      @pepperpig7524 Рік тому +48

      Didn’t she JUST complain about people sending her food? But it was like pasta sauce? Lolll

    • @pepperpig7524
      @pepperpig7524 Рік тому +62

      Also… “I’m gonna try ONE now…” proceeds to immediately open multiple LOL

    • @animatorstanley
      @animatorstanley Рік тому +30

      She ate it all in one sitting, we all know that.

    • @x_dana_x
      @x_dana_x Рік тому +43

      the packaging even said “be treat wise, enjoy a balanced diet” and she didn’t get what they were alluding to 😭 girl, they’re telling ppl to have some self control

  • @DoYouLikeMyVest
    @DoYouLikeMyVest Рік тому +325

    A dainty "dallup". Omg the "thip thip thip" thing she does when tasting something will never not make me want to yak. Amber has done literally nothing but sit at her standing desk & eat for an entire year. The fact that that's not an exaggeration is crazy.

    • @mamamiabenjamia
      @mamamiabenjamia Рік тому +47

      i hate the 'thip thip thip' and the confused 'whaaaaattt???'

    • @zeejustin6
      @zeejustin6 Рік тому +27

      dallup is one of my LEAST favourite amberisms.

    • @jessicanolan7408
      @jessicanolan7408 Рік тому +26

      Oh god the “thp thp thp” fills me with such inexplicable rage I can’t even. Lol Gorl over here thinking she’s a sommelier but she’s actually just poorly impersonating Hannibal Lecter 😤

    • @DoYouLikeMyVest
      @DoYouLikeMyVest Рік тому +2

      @@jessicanolan7408 🤣

    • @Little_Mama1996
      @Little_Mama1996 Рік тому +23

      I also hate her lil dance and her "Mhm mhm mhm" when she likes something. 🤢

  • @dancehallqueen5519
    @dancehallqueen5519 Рік тому +233

    It kills me when she acts shocked that something is good. Ofc scrambled eggs with bacon and hash brown would be good between two tortillas topped with shredded cheese. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @shelleydaly1726
      @shelleydaly1726 Рік тому +18

      It’s not exactly diet food tho, tasty yes

    • @ravenID429
      @ravenID429 Рік тому +9

      I looooooove little scrambled egg burritos god I want one now

  • @Little_Mama1996
    @Little_Mama1996 Рік тому +187

    "The texture, not the greatest but I like the taste so I eat it in small quantities."
    Gorl. Don't lah. We remember Shrimpgate.

    • @MollyLara-bq9cs
      @MollyLara-bq9cs Рік тому +4

      Shrimp gate?

    • @Little_Mama1996
      @Little_Mama1996 Рік тому +25

      @@MollyLara-bq9cs She ate a whole tray of cocktail shrimp. 💀 There's more to it but my brain is dead. Lol.

  • @sailor_anna9924
    @sailor_anna9924 Рік тому +161

    Why didn't she fucking cut that quesadilla? That triggered me 😂😂😂

    • @emmagrace0413
      @emmagrace0413 Рік тому +20

      everything she does makes me angry but that one put me over the edge

  • @brok3971
    @brok3971 Рік тому +102

    Fruit guilt? The only thing about fruit she should feel guilty about it is that she only eats it on camera like once a month 💀

  • @LemonCat98
    @LemonCat98 Рік тому +110

    I work in a kitchen,amber's "soups" look like what I have to collect from the sinks and dishwasher filters at the end of shift...

  • @k58976
    @k58976 Рік тому +181

    Her little display wiggle of all the Australian candy is making me irrationally angry.

  • @scrubkaekz3231
    @scrubkaekz3231 Рік тому +370

    The problem is... Even with healthy food...
    4000 calories of healthy food is still 4000 calories.
    She thinks healthy food negates the calorie and sodium count. It's like ordering a diet coke with your big Mac because you're watching your figure.

    • @lillianflorence-gy4mu
      @lillianflorence-gy4mu Рік тому +3

      Most of the time in my experience the Diet Coke isn’t actually diet

    • @Kspq
      @Kspq Рік тому +9

      I might be 2 months late but Diet Coke it no better than Coke it’s just as unhealthy if not worse 🤦🏽‍♀️😭

    • @Rae_777
      @Rae_777 Рік тому

      It’s more like drinking water with a Big Mac, since Diet Coke is pure poison, but this is a great point!

    • @dharmallars
      @dharmallars 3 місяці тому +1

      What weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of steel? 4k calories of apples and lettuce must be fine

    • @irmaktemel7171
      @irmaktemel7171 2 місяці тому +1

      I don’t get the diet soda hate honestly. Yes most sweeteners aren’t the healthiest, like aspartame, maltitol or xylitol but even they are definitely better than regular sugar. And there are sweeteners that don’t even rise your blood sugar at all like stevia, monk fruit and erythritol. Everything is to be consumed rationally of course but they’re as life threatening as consuming regular sugar, only less :)

  • @debi04pl
    @debi04pl Рік тому +170

    her acting like a goddamn connoisseur over a bar of crunchy chocolate will never not make me laugh

    • @heatherva
      @heatherva 6 місяців тому

      always = never not

  • @Koselill
    @Koselill Рік тому +58

    At 500lbs and 5'3, Amberlynn has a BMI of 89 and a Basal metabolic rate of 3000 calories. If she ate under 3000kcal then she'd lose weight.

    • @berrysuper5237
      @berrysuper5237 Рік тому +17

      At this point, her walking for more than 10 minutes would be enough for her to lose weight.

    • @NinaLee-x5m
      @NinaLee-x5m 3 місяці тому +1

      Actually, a person should not eat less than their BMR (that is approximately the amount of calories they need just to function) unless they are under the supervision of a medical doctor or nutritionist to ensure that they get sufficient macronutrients, micronutrients, and don’t have any issues with their endocrine system (metabolism) or blood levels. She should calculate her TDEE (and be honest about her activity level) and then subtract 250 - 500 calories from that (if you do pick sedentary as an activity factor, and the 250 - 500 calorie deficit results in an amount that is lower than your BMR, then you should eat at your BMR). That would give her a safe and sustainable calorie deficit without the need for medical intervention or supervision. A consistent 250 - 500 calorie deficit from the TDEE (or less if this calculation results in a number lower than the BMR) should result in 1-2 pounds of weight loss a week.

    • @sebastianmaker6798
      @sebastianmaker6798 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@NinaLee-x5m While I get what you're trying to say, this is not the case for Amberlynn. She is super morbidly obese, if she doesn't start losing weight soon and quickly then her life is at stake. Losing 1-2 pounds a week would still keep her super morbidly obese for at least the next two years- she doesn't have time for that when her weight has already caused health complications. You're right that she needs to be under medical supervision, but losing weight that slowly isn't helpful.

  • @happyhighgal7239
    @happyhighgal7239 Рік тому +142

    Also the way she chewed that crunchie was almost my 13th reason

  • @TheeJoieDeVivreGarden
    @TheeJoieDeVivreGarden Рік тому +228

    I’ m confused: In a previous video, someone sent her ONE container of Montreal Steak Seasoning, and she specifically asked for no one to send her food because she liked to be in charge of that. But today, she’s geeked over a gifted box FULL of sweets? 😕😐

    • @chico510
      @chico510 Рік тому +69

      I hate that I know the timeline, but the candy bars came before the seasoning.

    • @weenfain2321
      @weenfain2321 Рік тому +25

      Also hate knowing this, but this was a couple months before lol

    • @canineuniversity1015
      @canineuniversity1015 Рік тому +2

      I’m dying 😂😂😂

    • @stanfordella
      @stanfordella Рік тому +6

      ​@@chico510did the box of chocolates/ snacks come before the cake and loaf of bread?

    • @nathalieevil960
      @nathalieevil960 Рік тому +4

      ​@@stanfordellayes

  • @mckaylnann1075
    @mckaylnann1075 Рік тому +110

    I get immediately filled with rage when I hear this giant slob say “melk”

    • @kihtiy
      @kihtiy Рік тому +21

      me when she says “behbeh” and “oh mah gahh”

    • @blingqueen2235
      @blingqueen2235 Рік тому +13

      And ayyyggs

    • @jeffchapel79
      @jeffchapel79 7 місяців тому +6

      It’s aiggs for me

    • @MammonsHotbuns
      @MammonsHotbuns 3 місяці тому +5

      “Liddurally you guise, I’m allergic to ayggs. I’m not an aygg girlie ✨💅”

  • @krispymac11
    @krispymac11 Рік тому +148

    I’ve never seen a grown adult be so excited about their food. She looks like a eight year old on Christmas showing off all of her new toys to play with.

    • @feather9115
      @feather9115 Рік тому +7

      Honestly. I'd maybe understand being excited if you're going to a fancy restaurant or eating takeout for the first time in months, but she literally eats crap every day, so she has to be lying

    • @Sam-fp8oh
      @Sam-fp8oh 7 місяців тому +2

      She is addicted…. Thats the point

  • @LisaLisa-wy7pw
    @LisaLisa-wy7pw Рік тому +110

    I’ve never known anyone in my life that can talk about food as much as she does.

    • @totallylooney8292
      @totallylooney8292 Рік тому

      Yet she has so little to say. "Mmm. So good. Slaps." I don't knew if it's because she has no sense of taste beyond sugar and garlic salt, or because she has a highly limited vocabulary.

    • @CarrieJess
      @CarrieJess Рік тому +6

      Yes nonsensical food chatter at that.

    • @feather9115
      @feather9115 Рік тому +3

      Especially when she knows nothing about food lol

    • @Jxshdoesntcap
      @Jxshdoesntcap Рік тому

      I can picture her breaking down a number 4 from McDonald’s and stretching it to at least 20 minutes + for a video

  • @h-rr
    @h-rr Рік тому +60

    As an Australian I am very upset that she enjoyed our chocolates and even more upset when she said “caramelk”

  • @thelastfps9635
    @thelastfps9635 Рік тому +84

    Bro the “be treat wise” thing was massive campaign for aussie obesity to LOWER the rate of obesity, it’s now on nearly every chocolate or lollie.
    P.S: it says “enjoy as a PART OF a balanced diet :)

    • @GorlTube
      @GorlTube  Рік тому +27

      She’s just hella stupid we all understood what it meant 😂🥴

  • @musicmylifesince1993
    @musicmylifesince1993 Рік тому +67

    I've been vegan for 7 years but I'm low-key offended she didn't like the crunchie. It's honeycomb in the centre. But we all know our gorl doesn't have taste.

    • @lillianflorence-gy4mu
      @lillianflorence-gy4mu Рік тому +8

      Straight up honeycomb is perfection

    • @Liquethemodel
      @Liquethemodel Рік тому +11

      Being offended someone doesn’t like something you like is wild 🤣💀

    • @MollyLara-bq9cs
      @MollyLara-bq9cs Рік тому +3

      ​@@Liquethemodelshe knows damn well she likes it 😂

    • @gxorgiex
      @gxorgiex 11 місяців тому +1

      Crunchie is amazing, Cadbury is my all time favourite chocolate brand, literally the only one I will buy

  • @KatD56
    @KatD56 Рік тому +117

    We're the same height. She eats healthier than I do and she's 600 lb and I'm 130 lol how does that work

    • @zeejustin6
      @zeejustin6 Рік тому +26

      She eats a lot more food than you do probably. I don't necessarily eat super unhealthy but I can binge on food/overreat and thus weigh almost 300 pounds. I mean I do eat unhealthy at times too haha.

    • @jessicanolan7408
      @jessicanolan7408 Рік тому +19

      That one went *whoooosh*. You must be new lol.

    • @shelleydaly1726
      @shelleydaly1726 Рік тому +19

      She’s shows us food, then when the camera goes off she orders Uber eats

    • @KatD56
      @KatD56 Рік тому +15

      @@jessicanolan7408 no it was a joke lol I know she eats junk off camera. Been watching her for years.

  • @ricecurrylife
    @ricecurrylife Рік тому +52

    As an Aussie, this person who sent these chocolates definitely had no good intentions lol. Why send 4 variations of twirl LOL.

  • @jmsdnt
    @jmsdnt Рік тому +73

    I’m 14 years old and have been overweight ever since i was around 4 years old. I found comfort in food rather than my own family because of the home situation i was/am in. I have always wanted to lose weight, but since i am this young, parents can be very controlling in the decisions you make. About 3 days ago i decided i was genuinely done with it. I hate being the bigger one, it’s not a fun thing to wake up and see yourself in the mirror. I started doing the one meal a day diet on a random Thursday, that means that i fast for 16-17 hours, and around 5 pm i eat my dinner, then i don’t eat again until the next day 5 pm. It’s only been three days, but i’m somehow already seeing improvements, if not physically, for sure mentally. If me, a 14 year old girl can be so devastated by the way she looks to the point where she starts dieting all on her own without parents even noticing, why can’t a woman in her 30s who has battled with cancer realise in what kind of bad state she is? It amazes me somehow.
    (I’m aware 3 days is not a lot, but it for sure is the longest i have stayed away from sweets/sugary food. I hope i can keep this up. Doing this for my health and happiness. Wish everyone else the absolute best no matter what age ! 🙌💕

    • @nataliac9143
      @nataliac9143 Рік тому +9

      wow good luck! I'm proud :) I've been in your situation before, make sure that overtime you incorporate more sustainable habits, fasting is a temporary aid. there are plenty of websites that will help you calculate your daily food intake based on your height and build. don't stress. not everyone's advice is gonna fit. it's gonna take a while to find what works. And I'm sure you'll find that! don't forget to enjoy the journey!

    • @canineuniversity1015
      @canineuniversity1015 Рік тому +2

      Best of luck to you!!! It’s always inspiring to see people better themselves!
      I will pray for you and your future success!

    • @HUMEN5479
      @HUMEN5479 Рік тому

      Can you give us an update ❤

    • @highhigh_
      @highhigh_ Рік тому

      Goodluck! Proud of you

    • @jmsdnt
      @jmsdnt Рік тому +5

      @@HUMEN5479 so sorry for the late update! I lost 3 kilograms, and also switched my eating, now following a 23:1 diet, meaning that i fast for 23 hours and have an eating window of 1 hour. In that one hour i drink fresh juices and one meal, the food you eat in that one hour window, doesn’t really matter, though i haven’t eaten any sweets during it! If i didn’t have some cheat days i would’ve lost sooo much more weight by now, but that’s okay to me, i have some time left to get healthy, for myself and for my body. If you’re planning on doing this, good luck!! If I can do it, i assure you everyoneee can ! Stay healthy and good luck ♥️♥️♥️

  • @ccduc
    @ccduc Рік тому +60

    ngl these videos are helping me so much with self control when it comes to food 💀💀

  • @happyhighgal7239
    @happyhighgal7239 Рік тому +168

    > doesn’t want to be sent food
    > displays and tries all this chocolate/ snacks on camera
    >”proud of myself”

    • @TheeJoieDeVivreGarden
      @TheeJoieDeVivreGarden Рік тому +1

      EXACTLY!! I was wondering if anyone else caught that!

    • @trippinonlizard54
      @trippinonlizard54 Рік тому

      What happened was the chocolate shipment got sent first , her fat ass binged it all in a short time frame, and she then blamed who sent it which made her claim she didn't want food sent to her.

    • @gigichanel1745
      @gigichanel1745 Рік тому +1

      Well when your expectations include being a failure at everything , but always say how things could’ve much worse it’s pretty easy to be proud of yourself.

  • @cheese4470
    @cheese4470 4 місяці тому +8

    The way she says baby incites a primal rage in me.

  • @ellaoats
    @ellaoats Рік тому +60

    If you look at what she entered on her app & what she's actually eating she's even lying to app

    • @fruitberry.milk.2002
      @fruitberry.milk.2002 Рік тому +10

      I really wonder who's she telling the truth to 😭

    • @zoorenard1101
      @zoorenard1101 Рік тому +10

      ​@@fruitberry.milk.2002 Shes even lying to herself so 😭

  • @hibiscusbiscuit9010
    @hibiscusbiscuit9010 Рік тому +81

    If she's lying about her food intake like this to the surgery team , she is never getting WLS. Until she gets real about how much she eats to be that size!

    • @shelleydaly1726
      @shelleydaly1726 Рік тому +20

      She can lie on paper all she wants, but the scales at the clinic won’t back up those lies. The WLS professionals are very aware of the behaviour of food addicts

    • @srlkiller
      @srlkiller 11 місяців тому +1

      @@shelleydaly1726 these comments aged so soo well 💀

  • @ilyychaseatlantic
    @ilyychaseatlantic Рік тому +37

    I lost 7 lbs since I started watching her 💀 she’s really helping us get fit

  • @zeejustin6
    @zeejustin6 Рік тому +83

    Ambers pained expression when eating a crunchie bar always throws me for a loop.
    Crunchie bars are delicious. That stuff gets on your teeth though.

    • @Little_Mama1996
      @Little_Mama1996 Рік тому +25

      I think sometimes she pretends she dislikes things to make it seem like she doesn't eat as much and as one of her ways to pretend to be quirky. 😬

    • @dancehallqueen5519
      @dancehallqueen5519 Рік тому +4

      @@Little_Mama1996 I believe so too

    • @dancehallqueen5519
      @dancehallqueen5519 Рік тому +3

      Right?? I never had the crunchy bar but I know that it’s good. Almost reminded me of a butterfinger but using better quality peanut brittle lol

    • @cw.33
      @cw.33 Рік тому

      @@dancehallqueen5519 i was about to say it reminds me of butterfingers
      love the name btw

    • @nicolebarker9035
      @nicolebarker9035 Рік тому

      It’s literally just honeycomb coated in chocolate it’s delicious. She loved it.. she’s just too quirky and dainty!

  • @mxsimone1097
    @mxsimone1097 Рік тому +58

    her avocado story really bothers me because when chefs/cooks use knives to pit an avocado, they're never trying to use the point of the knife- usually they're just knocking the blade against the pit to have the pit be stuck to the knife so that they can pull it out. no wonder she's scared, her knife usage is scary

  • @SonarTheBat
    @SonarTheBat Рік тому +59

    Her cooking doesn't look appetising. 🤢

    • @legendoffupa
      @legendoffupa Рік тому +24

      Chances are she would be skinny if that was the only thing she eats.

  • @angh3ll202
    @angh3ll202 Рік тому +30

    The candy bar literally was saying to enjoy treats responsibly and be healthy and she didn't get it💀

  • @H8NerosDad
    @H8NerosDad Рік тому +34

    One of my all time favorite things is my mother’s taco soup and every time Hamber says she made taco soup I feel personally offended on behalf of my mother

  • @Ch3lle
    @Ch3lle Рік тому +46

    So I originally came across her page last year while on my own weight loss journey. I was going to a medical weight loss clinic and was taking phentermine. I uphauled my whole diet and ate pretty low carb & started doing intermittent fasting. As someone in chronic pain from having 3 spinal surgeries including failed spine surgery and a t3 to pelvis fusion I acknowledged my poor eating habits, accepted responsibility and worked on the root cause to get to where I am, which is 76lbs lighter! I went from 234 to 158 by mainly changing my view on food & diet change, due to being in the constant pain I wasn’t able to work out like most people. Rather I pushed myself to walk daily. On bad days I would break it up into 20 minute intervals and space out 4 times through out the day to get in those steps! It wasn’t easy by any means but it was doable if you truly want to change! Unfortunately I was dx’d with stage 3 non Hodgkin’s lymphoma so I’ve since shifted my focus to maintaining my weight loss while I’m doing treatment. I’ve been off the phentermine since November and I’ve maintained my weight loss! If you truly want something bad enough you definitely can do it! It’s up to you and it’s your choice! Nobody but your choice and it’s nobody’s fault you failed but yourself! We all have a story and we all are going through our own struggles and issues. But until you accept responsibility and stop blaming it on everything but accepting accountability for your OWN choices you’ll never truly put the work in to change for the better!

  • @Missymlk
    @Missymlk Рік тому +64

    Seeing her put shrimp, cottage cheese, watermelon, and olives next to eat other makes me wanna puke lol

  • @MA1.5
    @MA1.5 Рік тому +48

    She can’t just have a snack. It has to be a plateful of various snacks.

  • @naonaokao
    @naonaokao Рік тому +48

    the plastic spoon is triggering me

    • @carrie3982
      @carrie3982 Рік тому +4

      Expeshally since NSW Australia have banned plastic one off utensils

    • @aatroxie
      @aatroxie 9 місяців тому

      @@carrie3982which is incredibly stupid and does literally nothing

  • @nutmeg_and_cinnamon
    @nutmeg_and_cinnamon Рік тому +18

    y’all we gotta be nicer to amber. she’s got a lot on her plate. and in her mouth. and in her digestive system-

  • @cupcakeordeath
    @cupcakeordeath Рік тому +42

    Do you suppose Amber calls the experience of consuming “moments” because consumption is the only kind of experience she has? It’s all she does.

    • @ceegee6323
      @ceegee6323 Рік тому +7

      Omg I was just wondering why she has to call all her meals moments. "It's gonna be like a whole molment. I'm excited." -amberlynn reid

    • @judymoorehead3046
      @judymoorehead3046 3 місяці тому

      Why does she call her food "her?"

  • @someguythatblinks
    @someguythatblinks Рік тому +40

    18:10 she hasn't starved in her lahf.

    • @shelleydaly1726
      @shelleydaly1726 Рік тому +3

      She’s always starving, it’s her middle name Amber starving Reid

  • @animatorstanley
    @animatorstanley Рік тому +40

    She said the green in the humus makes her think mold. I gotta say, when I see green I think vegetables not mold. Mold green is not the same green, it's kinda grey.

    • @zoorenard1101
      @zoorenard1101 Рік тому +9

      With the amounts she eats, nothing evenr had the chance to become moldy in ARL's fridge 😂

    • @animatorstanley
      @animatorstanley Рік тому +4

      @@zoorenard1101 I think it's just her saying "look guys, I really do have OCD". SO QUIRKY! 😆

    • @lillianflorence-gy4mu
      @lillianflorence-gy4mu Рік тому +2

      Kinda blue too

    • @SonarTheBat
      @SonarTheBat Рік тому +2

      Well, she often eats tinned vegetables which are always a little discoloured.

  • @veronicamarkham4465
    @veronicamarkham4465 Рік тому +19

    i need to come back when the comments are juicy

  • @serket261
    @serket261 Рік тому +48

    the way she ate that quesadilla was interesting

    • @Beth281
      @Beth281 Рік тому +1

      💀

    • @izabqlla
      @izabqlla Рік тому

      and the way it looked lmfao

  • @stanfordella
    @stanfordella Рік тому +11

    So someone sent her cake and bread and she nearly exploded in anger, made a huge debacle of calling the company and demanding who sent it ....but someone sends her a huge pile of snacks and chocolate and she's fine about it....

    • @ccgerrity
      @ccgerrity Рік тому

      Everyone is commenting this. But the candy was sent first

  • @krispymac11
    @krispymac11 Рік тому +30

    Listening to her talk about food. It’s like she is in a relationship, like you can tell she really centers her whole life around that food. I mean, it just brings her so much joy… But she is is so unhealthy. It won’t be so joyous later in life.

  • @finkwood
    @finkwood Рік тому +14

    "Enjoy with a healthy diet" is NOT the same as "Part of a healthy diet".

  • @fbifrank
    @fbifrank Рік тому +12

    13:19 "Shrimp........I eat it in small quantities".
    That didn't age well. 😁

  • @drd6893
    @drd6893 Рік тому +10

    You know damn well what enjoy a BALANCED DIET means!
    Don’t eat everything in the damn box and BLAME THE PERSON WHO SENT IT

  • @MyMelinaaa
    @MyMelinaaa Рік тому +18

    I'm only 165 I'm supposed to weigh 145 at my height of 5'4 and was told the risk of heart disease and diabetes is already on my radar just because of weight....you can't be over weight and healthy it's not a thing and I wish the body positivity people would stop lying about that..🤦

    • @trinidadvalenzuela5212
      @trinidadvalenzuela5212 Рік тому

      I'm 5'4 also, and my doctor says my weight is supposed to be 120, I weight 147 right now. WTH? 😢

  • @nicolebarker9035
    @nicolebarker9035 Рік тому +10

    I’m from the UK and we have a lot of those chocolate bars. The way she crunched the crunchie bar triggered me on so many levels 🙈 it’s literally just chocolate coated honeycomb boo boo! FML 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @hannahwald8914
    @hannahwald8914 Рік тому +20

    The way she presents her food/gets excited over it like she's a middle schooler showing off a rare Pokemon card they got + the visible dopamine rush she gets when she eats unhealthy food make me think she'll never prioritise her health and change her ways.

  • @Beecki
    @Beecki 3 місяці тому +2

    I think her fake moaning after taking a bite is actually the most cringy thing available on the internet

  • @MA1.5
    @MA1.5 Рік тому +14

    The color of the ground turkey in that taco soup 🤢

  • @miah1028
    @miah1028 Рік тому +12

    10:35 they do know that 9 times out of 10 you have to preheat the pizza stone in the oven, right? They'd be better off w a cookie sheet if they're gonna cook it like that... gorl

  • @ryuakai83
    @ryuakai83 Рік тому +44

    She definitely has like "grave mouth" right? There's gotta be a reason she douses everything in salt, garlic salt, and black pepper.
    She's putting full like, pot portions of salt and pepper in singular servings if that makes sense?
    Like why is there half a cup of black pepper on that on singular ayyg?

    • @LM-MMM
      @LM-MMM Рік тому +22

      100%. Too much eating out. Not to say that homemade food should be bland, but her palate must be absolutely destroyed by high sodium, high sugar fast food that is designed and seasoned to make you addicted.

    • @ryuakai83
      @ryuakai83 Рік тому +6

      @@LM-MMM I just get naseous everytime she cooks at home.

    • @LM-MMM
      @LM-MMM Рік тому +16

      @@ryuakai83 for real, her cooking is the ultimate diet plan for a normal person because we would rather starve than eat it

    • @k58976
      @k58976 Рік тому +10

      And the amount of canned foods she eats. Her “soups” are mostly made up of canned veggies, hardly anything fresh

    • @Thepotatothatchokedamber
      @Thepotatothatchokedamber Рік тому +20

      @@k58976 from a nutritional perspective canned vegi’s are just as good for you as fresh. Canned and frozen vegetables are packed at the absolute peak of freshness and ripeness and maintain a nutritional profile similar to their fresh counterparts. Not to defend anything ChefBoyRLynn does, more to dispel misconceptions about canned/ frozen food.

  • @whitway12
    @whitway12 Рік тому +12

    Wait why did she get so mad at the person who sent cake and bread (two things that were not fully processed foods) but this was ok?!? Honestly has she ‘justified’ that yet? I don’t watch her. That’s awful, she was so rude to that cake person, she told them to go to hell.

  • @iconiac2236
    @iconiac2236 Рік тому +10

    I hate when she says she is starving, like girl there ain’t no way! She could go without eating for two weeks and be FINE!! Let your body eat all that fat on your liver and everywhere else, it isn’t that hard…

  • @m.ccheddarbox874
    @m.ccheddarbox874 Рік тому +10

    Notice she is scared of the veggie.. not of the knife or her stupidity.

  • @Mmolonn
    @Mmolonn 3 місяці тому +2

    The Treatwise comment made me HOWL!! Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, needed Treatwise messages explained to them when they started appearing on our sweets. Even kids knew it meant eat this in moderation. ACTUAL CHILDREN could comprehend.

  • @bellah8393
    @bellah8393 Рік тому +26

    Is it just me or are the plates and bowls they use super sized?

    • @lillianflorence-gy4mu
      @lillianflorence-gy4mu Рік тому +1

      And a weird shape too

    • @PrettyLittleLatina1989
      @PrettyLittleLatina1989 Рік тому +2

      They are serving dishes she’s trippin!

    • @spy6205
      @spy6205 Рік тому +3

      @@lillianflorence-gy4mu the weird shapes always get me. They seem like such a pita to put in the dishwasher or organize in the cabinet.

    • @bribribribrie
      @bribribribrie 9 місяців тому

      I always thought her plates were square af

  • @pp-jt7mb
    @pp-jt7mb Рік тому +12

    "keep moving forward" "THAT'S A GOOD ONE" how is that a good one??

  • @ShannyPalacios
    @ShannyPalacios 2 місяці тому +2

    “Look how thin that is” that’s a normal sized chocolate.

  • @bunny-ix5ec
    @bunny-ix5ec Рік тому +73

    i’ve gotta be fr. i genuinely think wipey is a full on feeder😟

    • @jessicanolan7408
      @jessicanolan7408 Рік тому +26

      I don’t know how 100% of people don’t see this tbh. Not even saying it to be a smartass. When she was eating that hummus and kept looking at Wipey for approval like this 🥹 and did that stupid happy dance. She always makes a big show for eating in front of her and showing her enjoyment like that. It’s revolting.

    • @Linds812
      @Linds812 Рік тому +14

      ​@@jessicanolan7408 now that you point that out 😳 she does make weird faces like she wants wipey to be proud of her...

    • @SonarTheBat
      @SonarTheBat Рік тому +10

      Idk. She seemed to lose a little weight when they first got together. Maybe Wifey just got tired of trying to help her.

    • @kristelbrok998
      @kristelbrok998 Рік тому +10

      ​@@SonarTheBat or she wanted to give wipey a false impression. We all usually look and behave our best in the beginning of a relationship 😅

    • @dancehallqueen5519
      @dancehallqueen5519 Рік тому +14

      I think Jade just doesn’t care. She just want the money and benefits of being with Big AL. If she was a feeder Big AL would be way bigger imo

  • @Sleepyhead_22
    @Sleepyhead_22 3 місяці тому +2

    Oh I see, but when someone sent her an expensive bread and tart she got mad and called it harassment. Now all of a sudden getting sent a box full of chocolate bars is okay…..🤦🏽‍♀️ top class logic I could never

  • @AngryLittleSponge
    @AngryLittleSponge Рік тому +16

    "Be treat-wise, enjoy a balanced diet"
    Amber; **holds up thin chocolate bar** I don't know how this is a balanced diet....
    Ah yes. The "Queen of Moderation"... She *_totally_* get's it.....🙄
    That Curly wurly bar, while admittedly being empty calories and just sugar - It's only around 115 calories if she'd bothered to look... For a delicious little chocolate snack/treat, that's not that bad in terms of calories.
    But Amber will eat a whole pint of Ben & Jerry's Ice cream and not question whether _that_ is part of a "balanced diet"....
    Seriously... How can she be brazen enough to pretend to know so much about nutrition and yet know so little?
    Chocolate and sweets can be enjoyed as part of a "healthy" diet. People who are "normal" weights enjoy treats... It's honestly a thing. The key is not over indulging in anything high sugar, high fat or that is "empty calories" too often and being mindful of what you consume daily around those little treats here and there... Jesus.

    • @CordeliaWagner
      @CordeliaWagner 11 місяців тому

      Jesus doesn't exist.

    • @CordeliaWagner
      @CordeliaWagner 11 місяців тому

      Curly wurly tastes insanely cheap. Bad conchertet chocolate and hardened palm oil. You never had good chocolate to say that teash is delicious. Just your opinion .

  • @dancehallqueen5519
    @dancehallqueen5519 Рік тому +16

    Ngl that Australian candy and snacks made me so jealous 😢 I love foreign junk food

    • @SonarTheBat
      @SonarTheBat Рік тому +2

      We have that candy in my country. It's so good.

  • @JNB520
    @JNB520 Рік тому +32

    The fkg broccoli in the pasta sauce makes me gag. But what do I know about nutrition

    • @zeejustin6
      @zeejustin6 Рік тому +9

      I like broccoli in my sauce, and its a good way to actually use up my broccoli before it goes bad. I like the texture it gives to a sauce and the flavour ain't bad either. I guess I"m lowbrow or something because I haven't come across it much in the real world. IMO, nothing wrong with it, but i guess that says something about my tastes.

    • @jaymoniezoz
      @jaymoniezoz Рік тому

      @@zeejustin6 it’s… unique!

    • @minasokhangoo7120
      @minasokhangoo7120 Рік тому

      She wasted all that

  • @MamaLinz123
    @MamaLinz123 Рік тому +12

    Absolute BANGER of an intro.

  • @hurricanetortilla777
    @hurricanetortilla777 6 місяців тому +3

    not gonna lie that bowl she made looked really good and pretty balanced too

  • @Matchacat22
    @Matchacat22 Рік тому +8

    I have never met anyone who had to “coerce” themselves into drinking water… maybe like dementia patients I’ve worked with but other than that grown adults don’t go around “okay 🥺 if I take a drink of soda or a milkshake I HAVE to drink a sip of water” sounds like what you do when you drink alcohol 😂 I couldn’t live without water

  • @orphan124
    @orphan124 Рік тому +14

    Just keep in mind, when dark time hits, she's going to eat chips, chocolate, and cookies. That's why she's up all night, like a crack head. It's binge time as soon as her girlfriend is asleep. That's also why all of her girlfriends have their own room.

  • @cemeterybaby2008
    @cemeterybaby2008 Рік тому +10

    Her making a poke bowl with the opposite ingredients is hilarious first of all it’s Hawaiian not Japanese second it’s supposed to be refreshing why does she put allat

  • @AngryLittleSponge
    @AngryLittleSponge Рік тому +10

    Why would anyone add whipping cream to quinoa and broccoli?? Literally no one would do that.
    I can't understand Amber - She obviously enjoys food (no shade there) but she has no idea how to cook... She might have progressed a little from her sink water soups and "frying" chicken or onions in water on a cold pan... (AKA boiling them) But she has all the time in the world, plus the money to buy all sorts of amazing produce and food items to learn to cook amazing dishes.
    I don't get it.

  • @TortleZilla07
    @TortleZilla07 Рік тому +10

    CaraMelk💀🤚🏻it ain’t cute sis it ain’t cute

  • @deejaye2647
    @deejaye2647 Рік тому +14

    Why don't they eat the same things? Why two separate meals?

    • @isabella6206
      @isabella6206 Рік тому +3

      Would you ever want to eat anything she makes?

    • @isabella6206
      @isabella6206 Рік тому +1

      Pizza dough should have yeast in it. How rubbishy plastic fork and paper plates.

  • @miekaash6831
    @miekaash6831 Рік тому +24

    I feel like 64 oz of water isn’t enough for her. That’s what I drink and I’m 170 lbs. it’s probably not even enough for me.

    • @deejaye2647
      @deejaye2647 Рік тому +5

      You trying to drown yourself?

    • @TradwifeInTraining
      @TradwifeInTraining Рік тому +11

      You should be drinking half of your body weight in ounces of water a day

    • @miekaash6831
      @miekaash6831 Рік тому +2

      @@TradwifeInTraining noted. Need to up my water game lol

    • @BorisTheShashlikKing
      @BorisTheShashlikKing Рік тому +2

      I’d say you’re doing fine. Water needs honestly vary wildly from person to person. When I was around your weight, I’d drink 2 gallons a day. I don’t have diabetes, I just get very thirsty. 64 ounces is perfectly fine for you though. Only drink more if you’re thirsty

  • @nickywal
    @nickywal Рік тому +42

    That Aussie gorl just sending her like a selection box is hilarious

  • @hailbones666
    @hailbones666 9 місяців тому +2

    “Enjoy a balanced diet” isn’t just on Aussie treats, it’s also found on junk food in the US. Leave it to our gorl to wildly misinterpret everything. After all, this is the same person who said “Reality is what I say it is.”

  • @sus4nah
    @sus4nah Рік тому +10

    Wait but why was the candy unboxing low key interesting. What if she did that all the time and made something fun out of her addiction and still make money? Like just lean in girl, we’re having fun.

  • @dashkent79
    @dashkent79 Рік тому +10

    "if youre afraid of avacado like i am" gosh how did our gorl make it to 30 with all those fears😮😢

  • @minibatman2.016
    @minibatman2.016 Рік тому +6

    The way she says milk is so annoying. MELK MELK

    • @KatIoannou
      @KatIoannou Рік тому +1

      I agree and she also says surrp for syrup and I know many people do that but I guess it’s a peeve for me lol

  • @hannahhokett8811
    @hannahhokett8811 3 місяці тому +1

    "baybay?" to Faline always makes me just dngsjdhfgjklsdhfgjklashfgjkahfgjhz

  • @noyoucant
    @noyoucant Рік тому +8

    First soup looks like cut up boiled sheep brains :/

  • @frejahertz3675
    @frejahertz3675 Рік тому +14

    The only time I’ve ever reacted to food even slightly like ALR, was after not eating for 3 days and giving birth.

    • @Cherry-Moon
      @Cherry-Moon Рік тому +4

      Omg same. 😂🎉 I had a difficult delivery and was out for two days. When I woke up, I was given fluids for three days straight. When I was finally allowed to eat solids, I did the happy dance after biting into the best burrito ever. 😂

  • @lirio9130
    @lirio9130 3 місяці тому +1

    Her entire existence revolves around food and nothing else 🤦

  • @komalgupta1167
    @komalgupta1167 8 місяців тому +2

    ‘I going to eat fruit, not that processed junk like candy!’ Then drinks coke right after that.

  • @Lululin875
    @Lululin875 Рік тому +4

    YOUR INTRO SENT ME LMAOOO

  • @bleuhoodie
    @bleuhoodie 9 місяців тому +2

    4:00 The most supportive gorlfriend EVER. It's just a different kind of motivation. Amber's not being shady about her exes, guise.

  • @orphan124
    @orphan124 Рік тому +6

    The cold pizza stone with the raw pizza is still funny. I can see it being an honest mistake lol.

    • @zeko-fr
      @zeko-fr Рік тому

      hahaha that's what I thought too lmao

  • @loosechangesentiments3835
    @loosechangesentiments3835 8 місяців тому +2

    "im having a taco moment-"
    "you guys know i love a crunchy moment" her mannerisms piss me off so bad

  • @DR053
    @DR053 Рік тому +4

    Her soups look like food chunks that get left in the sink after you wash the dishes. Straight up sodium filled nastiness 🤢

  • @finkwood
    @finkwood Рік тому +6

    Jeez...she's gained MORE weight since the candy mail molment.