Chriss Pratt training raptors- I SAID THAT SAME THING TO MY KIDS AND THEY WERE OFFENDED 😂 (kids are both under 10 and huge “OwEn GraDy” fans from the newer Jurassic World movies 😒. I hope they get better taste as they get older….) lol
He’s always cute..they both are actually…you can instantly tell that one is totally a movie geek and one is totally movie viewer in which makes for a perfect duo. Luv these guys (stumbled upon them during the pandemic as I did Chris Stuckmann (no longer a fan of his anymore, I haven’t watched any of his reviews for at least six months now…he’s so close to making movies that I can tell that he was holding back on his True opinions/reviews). This comparison is a true example of Movie goers vs Directors….Movie goers see the movie for the crap that it is and Directors (some of them) see the movie for the crap that it is, but still believe that it’s Amazing. Anyway…Guys THANKS for another honest opinion/review, for this is yet another movie that I will Not waste my money or time on.
I came for The Sigh and the Eyebrow baby 😂1:34 Joseph we are never going to get the joy of seeing Samuel L. Jackson vs. Shark magic of yesteryear ever again, lol 🦈 = 😋
Not to go off on a tangent but Portishead - SOS (which according to Nick) cannot be found anywhere..is on UA-cam. Listening to the extended version - as we speak and always 'loved' them, so thanks for the shoutout 😂❤❤
Hilarious review as always guys 😂 I just saw it last night. I will remember that awkward moment when one crew member died basically the same way that these people in the Titan submersible did... You could feel the tension in the theatre, and us (the audience) thinking "Too soon..." 😖😓 Yikes. Also I couldn't stand the corny little girl either, this is not the kind of character who makes you want to have kids
The moment the trailer dropped I knew this movie was going to be next level stupid, and not in a good way. Thank You for confirming that. I’ll definitely stream this for free when I am sipping wine to make some sense of it 😂
Curious did you guys watch the first one? It was stupid also, but I still watched it. 😂 that barrier had been breached during the first movie too. P.S. they had a little girl running wild in the first one too. Also, how is there enough of a food source in the trench to sustain creatures of that size? OY!
Saw it yesterday. Opening sequence was the over the top ridiculousness that I wish the next hour had become. It had a few fun moments sprinkled throughout but it felt like they were holding back for most of it. I don't need good dialog or great acting for this kind of movie, but it needs to not be boring.
Maybe this would be fun at The Drive In. But I’m not going there soon. I’ve always that a Jaws spoof movie based on the actual script would be hilarious , this is maybe as close as I’m going to get to having it?
The rotten tomato score coming out as a zero today solidified my weariness. The first movie is a lot of ridiculous fun, so this sequel doesn't exist to me lol. Great review guys.
*Who paid for this😂?!!! pay those people on strike !!!* 🤬 to be honest I didn't like the first one..... But I love to hear you Both talk about anything.❤
My 10 y/o son and I watched this. I went in with incredibly low expectations so wasnt disappointed. Sharks 10/10 Plot 0.5/10 Jason Statham being a fine piece of a man 100/10
Yes yes yes and everything else you said….this movie gets a 1 out of 10. You said everything I was thinking and more. It was such a cringe and the little girl was so annoying. She cld hv been a small feature. Grt reveiw.
I’m so tired of pg 13 shark movies. Someone needs to make the new Jaws…it should be a rated R scary bloodfest with graphic violence, gore and little to no humor.
I couldn’t agree with you more. Well I believe we have the talented Mr Steven Spielberg to thank for this “PG 13” crap…basically if you see the monster snap off the head of a human without seeing blood squirt in the same scene then it’s good for kids that are 13 years old…ugh. The rated R scary blood fest days are almost extinct, because directors, producers, etc…know that they make more money on a wider age audience /demographic by making so called horror movies PG13.
The first one was ridiculous 😂😂 I ❤ me some Jason Statham 🤷🏽♀️ tho LMAO....the trailer looks awful BUT I have low expectations and like I said if Jason is in it..... I'm gonna watch it!!😂😂
Just about the worst monster creature movie I've ever seen. Worse than Sharknado. At 20,000 ft depth a cracked helmet crushes one character instantly. Later at the same depth Statham is fine with no suit at all because he fills his sinuses with water or some stupid crap like that. Idiotic.
Damn these movies are so disappointing. Especially as a fan of the book series they’re based on, by Steve Alten. Disgraceful, piss-poor parodies. 😞 Great review guys.
“Who’s parenting her!?” 😂😂😂 great video as always!
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So Godzilla but not good, mixed with soulless Chris Pratt raptor type training, and Free Willy sympathy. 😂 thank you guys
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Pretty much lol I said jaws plus Jurassic world. Free Willy is funny tho
Chriss Pratt training raptors- I SAID THAT SAME THING TO MY KIDS AND THEY WERE OFFENDED 😂 (kids are both under 10 and huge “OwEn GraDy” fans from the newer Jurassic World movies 😒. I hope they get better taste as they get older….) lol
Haha I love how Nick is wearing a t-shirt with green print and its showing the background picture
Nick is so cute talking about this movie!! 🥰
He’s always cute..they both are actually…you can instantly tell that one is totally a movie geek and one is totally movie viewer in which makes for a perfect duo. Luv these guys (stumbled upon them during the pandemic as I did Chris Stuckmann (no longer a fan of his anymore, I haven’t watched any of his reviews for at least six months now…he’s so close to making movies that I can tell that he was holding back on his True opinions/reviews).
This comparison is a true example of Movie goers vs Directors….Movie goers see the movie for the crap that it is and Directors (some of them) see the movie for the crap that it is, but still believe that it’s Amazing.
Anyway…Guys THANKS for another honest opinion/review, for this is yet another movie that I will Not waste my money or time on.
I can’t tell if my previous “thanks” went through 🤷♂️. So you might be getting a double thanks this month 👍👍. You deserve it💕
It did. Thank you!
11:55 "So the shark is like a cat in heat?!" - Nick 😂😂😂
"Do you miss your mom big fish??" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmfao
Thanks for watching what i could not. 😂love the pull quotes!
Sounds like Deep Blue Sea meets Jurassic World meets Pacific Rim without the Jagers.
I came for The Sigh and the Eyebrow baby 😂1:34 Joseph we are never going to get the joy of seeing Samuel L. Jackson vs. Shark magic of yesteryear ever again, lol 🦈 = 😋
Happy August. Thank you for awesome content!
Thank you!
I have that Carpentar shirt!! I got it at IFC center in Manhattan!
Not to go off on a tangent but Portishead - SOS (which according to Nick) cannot be found anywhere..is on UA-cam. Listening to the extended version - as we speak and always 'loved' them, so thanks for the shoutout 😂❤❤
*Man-Eater!!!* 🤨Nope? Joseph: Based on that description we don't hear about Sharks" - A movie that made Nick breakout a rhyme!...Class review!🤣
Hilarious review as always guys 😂 I just saw it last night. I will remember that awkward moment when one crew member died basically the same way that these people in the Titan submersible did... You could feel the tension in the theatre, and us (the audience) thinking "Too soon..." 😖😓 Yikes. Also I couldn't stand the corny little girl either, this is not the kind of character who makes you want to have kids
That’s why I was thinking the first 30 min. So awkward
The moment the trailer dropped I knew this movie was going to be next level stupid, and not in a good way. Thank You for confirming that. I’ll definitely stream this for free when I am sipping wine to make some sense of it 😂
Great review and had me cracking up!!!
Pull quotes are hilarious!
Great Review!!
Love the Carpenters T!!
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Curious did you guys watch the first one? It was stupid also, but I still watched it. 😂 that barrier had been breached during the first movie too. P.S. they had a little girl running wild in the first one too. Also, how is there enough of a food source in the trench to sustain creatures of that size? OY!
Oh. Love that carpenter tshirt. Im thinking The Carpenters but it looks funny 😏
I’m not going to lie, I support the shark. It’s the trailer’s fault. I’m so here for the review!🎉
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Solid review!
Thanks for a good time! 📽🍿🍫🥤🎫
Thank you!
The walking part reminded me of an homage to the Lord of the rings...😂😂😂😂😂
Chum my lady, Chum my lady, you’re my butterfly, sugar, baby…
Oh I can’t wait for this one!!!
Yes!
I'm just watching for Jason Statham in a wetsuit. The books are so fun and not near as DUMB!!! You guys do the best reviews. I love watching yall!!
Great commentary! 💖
Great review! I agree with your commentary!
Totally agree with this review. Hope they make a third one.
I love your reviews👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
I also enjoyed that S.O.S. cover in High Rise a lot
Saw it yesterday. Opening sequence was the over the top ridiculousness that I wish the next hour had become. It had a few fun moments sprinkled throughout but it felt like they were holding back for most of it. I don't need good dialog or great acting for this kind of movie, but it needs to not be boring.
I liked it
What! I had no clue the sequel was coming out already.
Gents!, Thanks Much !.......
I went to high school with Paige Kennedy. He was a ham back then too.
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shoutout to crawl by alexander aja! more monster-thrillers like that.
I'm falling in love with you guys!
Maybe this would be fun at The Drive In. But I’m not going there soon.
I’ve always that a Jaws spoof movie based on the actual script would be hilarious , this is maybe as close as I’m going to get to having it?
This looks like a Netflix film. Can’t believe the first made 500 million.
The rotten tomato score coming out as a zero today solidified my weariness. The first movie is a lot of ridiculous fun, so this sequel doesn't exist to me lol. Great review guys.
*Who paid for this😂?!!! pay those people on strike !!!* 🤬 to be honest I didn't like the first one..... But I love to hear you Both talk about anything.❤
When will you guys do MOMMY DEAREST ???
I saw the first movie, so I know it's not gonna make the 1997 Titanic movie numbers. I really liked the trailer, though. Great review, FJF🍿🍿
This movie has Oscar-winner written all over it! But seriously, loved the original, gonna see this one fo sure.
wanted Jaws, got Sharknado
Well Meg sharks gotta eat
How could there be a mating scene? In Maneater, professor Jeff Fahey said we don’t know how they mate. 🤦🏻 Nikki Whelan should be in this, too.
This sounds like a lot for very little payoff. A 🦈 movie disappointing Joseph is never ok.
My main problem with this movie…one word…..TONE!!! they didn’t know if they wanted to be serious or a comedy. It made me annoyed
My 10 y/o son and I watched this. I went in with incredibly low expectations so wasnt disappointed.
Sharks 10/10
Plot 0.5/10
Jason Statham being a fine piece of a man 100/10
a t-rex? in the sea?
Yes yes yes and everything else you said….this movie gets a 1 out of 10. You said everything I was thinking and more. It was such a cringe and the little girl was so annoying. She cld hv been a small feature. Grt reveiw.
Gamechanging!
Is it at least better than Jaws 2?
At least yall gave me a pass lol yikes
I wish I would have watched this video before the movie lol
I liked the first one because it was crazy. This went from crazy to dumb.
I’m so tired of pg 13 shark movies. Someone needs to make the new Jaws…it should be a rated R scary bloodfest with graphic violence, gore and little to no humor.
I couldn’t agree with you more. Well I believe we have the talented Mr Steven Spielberg to thank for this “PG 13” crap…basically if you see the monster snap off the head of a human without seeing blood squirt in the same scene then it’s good for kids that are 13 years old…ugh. The rated R scary blood fest days are almost extinct, because directors, producers, etc…know that they make more money on a wider age audience /demographic by making so called horror movies PG13.
This movie was stupid. Can't believe I paid too see this crap. I like Jason Statham though, which is why they got me $. 😅
The first one was ridiculous 😂😂 I ❤ me some Jason Statham 🤷🏽♀️ tho LMAO....the trailer looks awful BUT I have low expectations and like I said if Jason is in it..... I'm gonna watch it!!😂😂
Just about the worst monster creature movie I've ever seen. Worse than Sharknado. At 20,000 ft depth a cracked helmet crushes one character instantly. Later at the same depth Statham is fine with no suit at all because he fills his sinuses with water or some stupid crap like that. Idiotic.
I was bored out of my mind.
It was ok
Hollywood needs to learn that if people want lectures they can watch TED talks. Leave all the Eco Indoctrination out of giant shark movies.
Lmao, haven't we gone pass that .... what do you mean??
Damn these movies are so disappointing. Especially as a fan of the book series they’re based on, by Steve Alten.
Disgraceful, piss-poor parodies. 😞 Great review guys.