team torchwood being chaotic
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- Опубліковано 8 тра 2020
- compilation of team torchwood being memes to help you forget that most of them are dead
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jesus christ this is what happens when you give bisexuals firearms
LOL
Most accurate description I’ve ever seen.
This is the best thing I have read in relation to this show
Okay but that's it. That's the plot.
Better not give me one then.
Ahh I remember when Torchwood was still happy before EVERYONE DIED WTF
Torchwood started the trend of killing everyone XD
or when jack killed his own grandson
@@patlee4858 I would agree with that, had it not happened after Ianto dying.
Too soon ;-;
And now I'm reminded of the 10th Doctor's line from "School Reunion"...
"I lived. Everyone else died."
Absolutely no one has a set sexuality in Torchwood and im lovin it
They are all pan and it’s glorious
"What's your sexuality?"
The entire fucking Torchwood team:
"Yes"
apart from Gwen and Owen- all the rest are bi/ pan
@ J LA he didn’t sleep with either of them. But yeah, non of them are 100% straight. Even Gwen and Owen
@J LA, if you mean the 1st episode he whistled for a taxi before anything could happen
"this is QUITE homoerotic"
Emmm I don't know what to say to that
Torchwood as a whole makes me quite homoerotic
Oh ok
Said everyone ever while watching Torchwood
Gwen: "no no no no no no no"
Jack: "Chill."
Owen: "Jack, I'm dead. I'm permanently chilled."
"Is it still necrophilia if I'm conscious?"
Some of my favourite lines from dead Owen 🤣🤣
Not if the dead consent
dead owen has no rights being that funny
@@thasminpotts7278 Actual Comedy legend, I swear, I want more from Dead Owen 😂😂
Is it still necrophilia if I'm conscious
Yes, but iwasa goood wife
funny story, Owen actually addresses the whole sex while being dead thing in the Big Finish audio Corpse Day. Answer is: he can't have sex. No blood, can't get hard. So there ya go.
"ever since owen died all you ever do is agree with him"
my god
"My mother told me never to speak Ill of the dead. Even if they can still speak for themselves" 😂😂
“I was raised never to speak ill of the dead, even if they can still speak for themselves”
I forgot how chaotic they were before they all died.
tbf owen was still chaotic when he was dead
She-Ra and Torchwood stan, I appreciate.
me too :(
I love how they're supposed to know how to solve problems, save the world and be this super secret teams of agents but actually they're just so incompetent xD
TheRedCoffeeMaker they just bullshit their way into saving the world lmao
Well, actually they aren't all incompetent. Jack knows what to do in most situations. And when they work together they are pretty brilliant at solving things. On the flip side, half the time they are also the cause of the problems though. So really it's just them cleaning up their messes.
they're not incompetent, they're bisexual
love the fact that i genuinely can't tell what zooms are edited in and which ones are just part of the show
Bloody torchwood are we going to ignore that the old lady knows of torchwood
they have "Torchwood" on the side of their SUV. They order pizza under the name "Torchwood." They're the least secret secret agents ever.
Blowfish driving a convertible is a bit of a tell
To be fair this is post Cyberman vs Daleks.
Probably more than a few people know of Torchwood.
@@Arella17 plus in universe most people know torchwood is a "thing", but assume its just a special police force or something.
@@zedlinden8938 Torchwood was always referred to by Russel T Davis as the worlds worst kept secret
The “gays can’t drive” line didn’t make sense to me until I realised Owen was canonically bisexual because EVERYONE IN THIS GODDAMN SHOW IS BISEXUAL
Well Jack is pansexual
When was Owen bisexual?
@@danielecipriano8320was he ever not?
@@lonestarwolfentertainment7184
As far as I remember, he was only ever interested in women.
@danielecipriano8320 when snogged the boyfriend of tge girl he was trying to hit on, granted that he had that alien spray thing that makes you irresistible to anyone.
"oh that's gorgeous"
"tHAT's A pOodLe"
Nice!
Oh yes🤩🤩 lo ve the poodle scence 😂😂
"You are speeding and there are children"
"Well if the kids are out at midnight they got it coming"
That will be my defence if I end up hitting someone at night
I cant believe this was posted 2 weeks ago. Torchwood fandom still alive?? I'm glad, its one of my fav shows lol
I only watched it recently. Children of earth is genuinely the only tv show I’ve ever cried bc of
I just discovered it's on HBO Max along with modern Doctor Who. I think I'm overdue a revisit.
I'm using torchwood to get through lockdown hgdjgd I only started watching it last year
The Torchwood fandom is a lot like John Barrowman;
We make a big splash and then everyone forgets about us for a while, but then we kick in the door, sashay in, sass out a sassy retort if you insult our fandom and still look the exact same as we did 10 years ago..... Also... Very... VERY gay
I'm currently rewatching the entire Doctor Who universe, including Torchwood, SJA, and Class.
the happiest expression Owen has on in the entire video is when he says "rAt jAM"
Delicious on toast
:D
"I wasn't hallucinating OWEN and i'm not bloody senile" lmao
this line genuinely lives rent free in my head
It's moments like these that lure you in with the false sense of security that you're watching a campy sci-fi comedy when in reality it has the most sad moments of any series I've ever seen.
I believe that is how life works....🤩🤩
yea it sucks I feel lied to
Yeah🤣
an alternate title for torchwood: 5 chaotic bisexuals try to save the world multiple times and end up falling in love with each other, then all but 2 die
It's four now (Ianto and Suzie)
i love how offended Jack sounded about the ringtone.
Tosh: No I can't just hook something up, the entire telephone network is down!
Owen: ... What about a mobile connection?
Tosh: The entire telephone network is down!
Ianto: Mobiles! Landlines! Tin cans with bits of string! Everything. Absolutely everything! No phones, phones all broken.
Tosh: #smug
Owen:...
Ianto: Hello? Anyone there? No! Cause the phones aren't working!
The most chaotic shit I've ever seen
What eo.is that from
@@TheWiseCollector I think it's season 2 episode 2, I might be wrong though! It has been 2 years since I last watched 😂
Tortured chaotic energy ratings:
Torchwood season 1 and 2: heavy chaotic energy
Torchwood Children of Earth: all of the feels
Torchwood Miracle Day: 3 Americans react to 1 Welsh woman who has absorbed the chaotic energy of her 4 closest friends three of whom are now dead
Now i realized how "tortured" and "Torchwood" sound almost same. *cries*
That's the best description of miracle day I've ever heard.
@@sknfmsmr ...you know I genuinely didn't notice until coming back to this comment just now that I actually wrote Tortured instead of Torchwood, but now that I've seen it it's absolutely hilarious
"No other race in the universe goes camping" I could actually believe that
Anyone else notice how all of them are Bi/Pan? Even Owen. Jack, obviously, Gwen was being coerced but definitely enjoyed making out with that woman who was possessed, Tosh was into that one alien chick and was in love with Owen, who made out with lots of women and in the first episode had no problem with using that sex spray on some dude-making out with him afterwards. Ianto is into women but also sleeps with and is in love with Jack. Does Martha count as an honorary member? If she does then she is the only one to my knowledge that isn't Bi. Not a complaint, trust me, I love it.
Martha was originally going to join the team after series 4 of doctor who along with Mickey but they didn’t in the end
@@fear_cheetah2079 I know I was so sad, they walked off with Jack but I guess the writers or actors decided not to.
@bel410la i believe it was just scheduling issues. The actors were both busy with other projects and couldn’t join them which was unfortunate
@@fear_cheetah2079 I was so excited but it didn't happen.
@@fear_cheetah2079 i didn't know that, i would love having mickey in torchwood, i feel like he's really under appreciated
Ianto being jealous while holding a gun: in wHaT wAy
Also that gay drama: “is anyone there? No! Because the PHONES AREN’T WORKING”
Ianto is a legend for the ages.
Right?! He doesn't get enough credit
@@oldercousin isnt he like the fan favourite
Didn't the actor say a few months ago that he wanted to return as his character?
@@hmshood319 oh. My. God
i thought this was from a while ago. seeing the words ~ social distancing ~ really caught me off guard
matthew walker new video, old subject 😂 but same, I was like wait what? Then saw May 10th 2020 as the date haha
yeah me too dksnsj
It didn't really even seem like social distancing took place.
Same
Owens face saying "Rat Jam" is officially my favourite thing
I need Rat Jam on a t- shirt
He’s so enthusiastic about science god bless him
I’m never gonna get over the fact that because Owen is already dead that when he dies the second time he probably had to watch his body get melted away by the radiation, conscious until it destroyed his brain.
I was just enjoying the comments and then you hit me with this??
FUCK STOP god DAMMIT
I thought that his consciousness lived on, now he is just a consciousness without a form for the rest of time. I was always annoyed when they mentioned his death in CoE and MD cos I thought his mind was still alive and they never tried to help him.
I would’ve dived into the radiation head first.
first of all how DARE you second of all OW
"Team Torchwood being chaotic"
Me: you should just upload the entirety of Torchwood-
I was tempted but this took hours to upload gjdjgd
@@thasminpotts7278 oh shit I wasn't expecting a reply uhm-
And that's fair xD
Legit my first thought when seeing the title 💀
@@thasminpotts7278and the bbc wouldn't be very happy
Then we go to Children of Earth and... Just sadness.
Children of Earth hurt so bad.
@@gngrlvr1 I tried rewatchingit, it just made me sick to my stomach. The most effective horror any Whoish thing has ever done
Ianto's death was so sad. I thought he was gonna get to live, that Jack would do /something/, but no. Nothing.
Ianto is a fictional death I shall never recover from. I binged all of CoE in one night and the next day I was so sad my coworkers thought a family member had died.
the fact the Ianto Shrine outside the "guest" entrance of torchwood IRL is still maintained to this day is testament to the fact alot of people felt that way.
i want a full series of Owen hates the countryside
Me too
I am with you there. But couldn’t you just watch the episode for that?
Really good Big Finish story the Last Beacon with Owen and Ianto.
"Splott." "spLOTT?" "I believe an estate agent pronounces it sploe" 😂
2:10 Owen’s expression 😂
I was honestly starting to think this show was one big fever dream
"Is it still necrophilia if I'm conscience?" And I live by that.
someitmes i forget how chaotic torchwood is then i watch 1 episode and boy is it maximum chaos,.I rly enjoyed this video ty for making it!
you're welcome! and yes the earlier episodes of torchwood are pure chaos shffhdjgd
The scene where John Hart keeps taking out more and more weapons is hilarious
Wait, remembering that in that countryside were only cannibals, would that food that Ianto buyed, be made of human meat????????????
dun duN DUN
the episode that gave us Jacks theme " here he comes in a bloody big tractor " Honestly that was what the composer was thinking when he wrote it :)
It's like that episode with the alien meat
uhhhhh......I really hope not
I don't think so, they said they did that every ten years, they probably wouldn't have enough meat to supply every small fast food business in the area
"hello? anyone there? no! because the phones arent working" i cannot overstate how much i love this line and how its delivered
“Trust me I’m an improviser” in which Owen is a mood
"Ever since Owen died, all you do is agree with him...?" Did I hear that right?
Yes, that is in fact what Jack said
It's getting increasingly more difficult to believe that this takes place in the same universe as Doctor Who
the handful of episodes where Ianto had lines and everyone was alive were a special kind of chaotic
“What if they all become PSycHoTiC?” I would also say this with excitement. Also who else loved Owen then hated him like hated him even more until he died the first time and then loved him again and then hated him but still felt sad when he died for real.
I loved him throughout! I love cookie masterson-Chris mcallahan-styled insufferable genius styled characters!
Jack: “No, we’re going to save it.”
Jack, you’ve been spending too much time with The Doctor.
'Oh that's gorgeous'
'That's a poodle'
Is an accurate representation of what this show is
Jack's "Came and Went" line still gets me to this day, no matter if I know it's gonna be there or not.
I rewound to watch the scene again and it STILL GOT ME.
Ah yeah but John Barrowman can drive.
@@gabeitch2694 Captain Jack is, but John Barrowman, the actor, is gay. Unfortunately for the girls lol
how is this... how is this *only fifteen minutes long??*
I'm sorry but I'm going to have to demand a part two
part two would involve children of earth I wasn't gonna put myself through that aha
@@thasminpotts7278 dont do itttt to saddd
@@thasminpotts7278 that was sad
thank you for this god tier content
hope it made you feel better :)
I love that my friend group has the same energy as team torchwood
Same
True friendship goals.
Same lmao
Ah, if only. I don’t have friends. I have just one.
4:33 "how does she make this noise" its a natural talent for all welsh people idk how but i can do it too
When Jack said " I show you something Fantastic." My Mind literally went back to the 9th doctor and yeah.
Of course if you're dead, no breathing, so no talking. Also, if you're dead, no heart pumping, so blood can't reach those more interesting places... so no sex either.
Owen: “fat lot of good jack is”
CC: “fat lot of good jackets”
“Caption John hart”
CC: “john ha we”
I think just seeing this is a good reason why I should watch Torchwood and why they should make another series or show
I am so grateful that the Torchwood fandom is still relatively alive, coming from someone who finally got around to watching it like, last week. There's so much content and I'm so goddamn happy about it 🥺🥺
we will never die :)
Ianto was such a king. Rest in peace legend
owens face when he says "splott" fuckin kills me
I love that Jack moves Martha cause he knows that if she gets hurt he’s going to be in big trouble with the Doctor
I mean he’s already on thin ice with the “flirting” (ie: just saying hello)
Bloody torchwood!
“Period military is not the dress code of a straight man.” Oi!
Every time I see James Marsters, my brain immediately goes SPIKE!!!!!!! I can't help it
I love the look on iantos face after the singularity scalpel incident 😂😂😂
team torchwood members:
-Jack
-Ianto
-Toshiko
-Gwen
-Owen
-The singular braincell who very occasionally decides to join in
-Martha
@@alexpurol6810 oh shit you're right
"Bloody Torchwood" - mood.
in my years of study, i can confirm every 20-something in the UK during the early-mid 2000s acted exactly like this
They never gave me enough Tosh. I adore her
Im literally ending myself laughing im begging you to make more because good torchwood content is hard to come by
I have a friend who lives in Splott
I’m So Adjective, I Verb Nouns wow. any aliens in the area?
@@meeeeeemeeeeee Not as far as I'm aware, that or I've had my memory errased
I'm So Adjective, I Verb Nouns hmmmmmm... that is possible
@@imsoadjectiveiverbnouns5499 hope you don't become a killer from the retcon
@@displayname9538 😂😂
Jack: *hears a strangers phone go off*
Tosh: Dont answer it
Jack: *flips phone answering it* Hello
Me: A nice cheeky moment from our favourite captain
Gwen: “Who’s scared of the big scary blowfish?”
Owen: “The big fish with the gun.”
9:00 HER GUN IS EMPTY
that's the BBC's firearms experts for you
They have "torchwood" written on the basketball ring (or how tf is it called?) fucking *iconic*
torchwood might be a complete disaster but they've sure got the branding on point (with the van too)
@@vamshidarisi8400 a complete bi disaster 😂😂😂😂
Sometimes i think RTD just made this show to bring in all the dirty jokes, death and psychological torture that was too much for actual Doctor Who. And i wouldnt have it any other way. :D
i genuinely come back here just to watch the opening of kiss kiss bang bang because it's unhinged. it's got everything. torchwood: not so secret organisation that everyone bloody knows about. gwen and owen being best friends, owen being a show-off, the gang all working together, jack's hEy KiDs DiD yOu MiSs mE?! pure chaos.
I watched Torchwood for the first time during quarantine and I'm glad the fandom is still alive lol
i got so excited seeing james marsters in this, he's excellent at playing slightly evil chaotic characters
"I got that it was a ... sceleton"🤣 I love this scene
11:08 and in this moment Ianto Jones makes the best joke in tv history
"I hate to say it but you'll get used to it" voice of experience of dying!
Also anyone else think if good omens when they were talking about the telephone network going down!
"Bloody Torchwood"
"If kids are out this late as night they got it coming."
I love this series. 😆 The nostalgia.
Owen's smile when he makes rat jam gets me every time
team torchwood: the bisexual culture
Loved Torchwood Great Show.
This is G O L D
Thank you, much appreciated.
you're very welcome 😊
Howcome I've never seen this Torchwood before ???
It is available on BBC iplayer
“ Pterodactyl.”
*continues typing.*
Are you ever just having a great day and then you remember that owen, ianto and tosh are DEAD.
Don't forget
They keep killing Suzie
And Martha escapes unscathed, like always
Why does torchwood have a logo on their basketball hoop?
Seems like they put their logo everywhere to feel cool
because they're dramatic
Branding. It's why I have the House of El on every outfit I wear.
'Cause they can
GWEN AND JACK ARE SUCH A CHAOTIC DUO I LOVE IT
Here i am after watching season 3 one hour ago. I'm crying for Peter Capaldi.
And Ianto... he was my favorite. I loved watching his reactions to things, it was funny
This is the most wonderful and heartwarming compilation I have ever had the pleasure of watching
I.. Did noy realize that there was a torchwood show. whelp
All the chaos and darkness of Doctor Who, multiplied. When my kids were still kids, they weren't allowed to watch Torchwood. Just a friendly warning.
The closest to Wholock we’ll ever get
I had forgotten how chaotic they all are 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sassy Ianto completely redeemed his character and made him one of my favorites! Dead Owen was really great too. I wish Martha had stayed on for a more traditional season 3 as originally planned. But Children of Earth was so good that it's hard to complain.
Torchwood legitimately makes me proud to be Welsh.
My favorite chaotic bi/pansexuals.
I love Ianto. Ianto is the best.
Edit: we do not speak of season two, that destroyed me.
Contraceptives in the rain. *shakes head* Still at least I won’t get pregnant. Never doing that again.