I feel like in this day and age, she wouldn't care - all she does is recite nursery rhymes. The rhyme that follows the big reveal would be "I Love Little Pussy".
Susie reminds me of one of my friends. She's just as Asian, too. The thing is, she's a teacher's pet, so she gets gets with drawing anime-ish all throughout class and writing in all caps, Comic Sans, or an ungodly combination of both.
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I had (have?) this tape as a child and I LOVED it. I love the Wee Sing videos in general. Poofer always reminded me of Harry Anderson. I wanted to ride a snow flake and compose horrible poetry for Christmas!
I had been trying to find this movie for years. I had vague memories, but couldn't remember the name of it. Watching this video has to be in one of my top 3 most nostalgic moments, along with the time RedLetterMedia reviewed "Lost in Dinosaur World" and the time I found an LP of "Jungle Train 3D"
My theory is she only speaks in poetry to compensate for some horrific trauma she experienced prior to being adopted. Everyone just rolls with it because if they don't, Suzie becomes an inconsolable screaming mess.
Holy shit, Suzy was signing her little Christmas Tree rhyme! As someone taking a Sign Language class, that's a really cute touch Edit: She signs a whole lot more than just the tree rhyme- Still cute
I'm so glad someone else noticed, i was pretty impressed at the inclusion and it's probably also the reason that she looks adopted, they wanted a child actor who could also do that
@@omikron6218 there is, and sign language lyric renditions of songs as well. Which, I’m not deaf myself but I’ve been told that can communicate a lot about the rhythm and emotion of the track in a way subtitles or a singalong thing don’t, which of course are lacking otherwise if you can’t hear.
Every moment featured in this video is just golden. The dancing, the names, the weird kids that look like little punks but actually want to play Christmas music. How could they have so many well written scenes in this one movie?
Protagnis YT well, they would only need to make them for children. And only Christian/Catholic children. That probably thins out the 5 billion by a fair amount.
Super bummed that no one makes fun of me in this video...guess I needed more lines. Soooo funny though!! I was crying laughing through the whole thing. Well done! - Sarah (aka Nellie Smith)
Sarah Kimmel Just wanted to say that you are appreciated. The Wee Sing tapes were a big part of my childhood and, evern if I don’t remember this special that well (the literal snowmobile stirs up some memories). This was still a funand wholesome special.
This video has crossed generations in my family! We all love MST3K and I convinced my four year old daughter and parents to watch this... now they love you man! Now we can't stop saying, "Glasses! You need glasses!!".... so thanks man 😂
I remember watching this over and over and over when I was little (much to the displeasure of my older siblings). It's easily been 18 years since I last watched this and just seeing the beginning made it all come back to me.
I know this video is ancient by internet standards, but Ian should review the other Wee Sing videos. All of them have at least one puppet segment; most are just as terrifying as those bells.
I had Wee Sing Train when I was little and I really loved it. I never saw The Best Christmas Ever and I really laughed at the ten little "angels" part (It might be ripe for a death metal cover). Maybe you could cover all the other Wee Sing VHS titles in the future.
I gotta tell you man, you made my complete day. I actually laughed, I was having the worst Christmas eve of my life and you managed to put a smile on my face, gotta hand it down to you man. This time of the year is really hard for me, I really appreciate that. Merry Christmas Ian and thanks.
The Best Christmas Ever is one of my vaguest, earliest memories, and I didn't remember anything in particular from it except for the general warm holiday feelings I got from it, so I had no way of knowing where it came from, but I recognized it almost instantly when you played the first clip. Thanks, Brutalmoose. Happy Holidays.
Just rewatched this video for the first time in probably 12 or 13 years last weekend. Everything you said about it was dead on. Susie’s poetry was driving me bonkers.
I can think of a rhyme to follow "Hey Santa don't tell anyone what I'm about to say..." that would nicely complete that particular sexual identity journey...
Oh my God, Ian. I hadn't thought about Wee Sing Christmas in - I shit you not - 23 years. Thanks for the trip down memory lane and the release of some repressed memories! Merry Christmas!
I used to watch this every year when I was little omg... I guess when you're a little kid you don't notice how TERRIFYING those bells are. Great video!
Due to timezone differences, it's already Christmas Day morning here. This is the best present I could have asked for. The comment at 5:54 about slam poetry had me in stitches. Thanks Ian! You've made my Christmas!
Remember the Arthur episode Big Brother Binky, which was such a big character moment that it needed 22 minutes rather than just 11? Maybe the family flew to China to adopt a baby sister much like the Barneses did in that episode.
I usually look at the video's topic and am a little "eh" about it, but it's always lovely to see how consistently funny and great your videos are, Ian! I think your sense of humor is quite particular and unmatched AHAHA Hope you had a great Christmas, and that your New Year is fantastic!
I remember always checking out manga (Dragon Ball, the Zelda manga, etc) and video games/strategy guides from the library. I wish it was still open, or at least there was one around my current house, there's still a lot of stuff I want to read
I am not unconvinced we didn't grow up together. They was played at our daycare every year. We borrowed a bunch of different WeeSing videos from there regularly. In fact, I'm now expecting an episode from you on Wee Sing in Sillyville.
Two Mooseman videos in one month? Is this what they call a Christmas miracle? No seriously awesome man, thank you so much for doing this. Love your content and hope you have a very happy and safe holiday!
Oh hey I remember this VHS. Despite being about six years old I was nonetheless embarrassed to be seen in the same room as it, for I only watched manly things.... such as Jingle All the Way.
i get the feeling Susie was cursed by a witch so now she can only talk in poems
It's pretty bad that makes sense and could easily work for this movie.
You do be spitting facts tho
37 years ago a witch done put a spell on me,
A spell where when I'm talkin', I'm rhyming it with glee
I thought she was just a bard
I'd tell Suzie she's adopted, but I don't want to sit through the poetry that follows.
Lol
I feel like in this day and age, she wouldn't care - all she does is recite nursery rhymes.
The rhyme that follows the big reveal would be "I Love Little Pussy".
"Hey Carol, you know what would be funny? If we adopted a minority and taught them how to only speak in nursery rhymes."
god she never shuts up.Can we send her back?
Dragoon-BB Do you still have the reciept?
What is your Avatar?
William Stone A heavily photoshoped face I found on the internet.
Tony Gregory Hey! I remember seeing you on almost every Alchestbreach video
Susie is that kid at school that always tries to impress the adults and so no one likes her, not even the adults
Susie reminds me of one of my friends. She's just as Asian, too. The thing is, she's a teacher's pet, so she gets gets with drawing anime-ish all throughout class and writing in all caps, Comic Sans, or an ungodly combination of both.
Hal Ryder I'm that person unfortunately
I think she speaks in rhyme so her adoptive parents think she is smart so they won't bring her back to the orphanage.
My sister... please help
Oof horrible how like that's literally like 10% of kids. If my kid ends up being like that I'd definitely beat it out of him/her.😂
To be fair, Suzy coming up with rhymes like that right on the spot is kinda impressive.
BARs.
Table and cradle, as a rhyme???
@@atlasking6110 if slant rhyme is good enough for Emily Dickinson, surely it's good enough for Suzie
"Let's poof."
"You wanna start poofing?"
"I'm going out for a poof."
Gosh, you could make poof into a replacement for Smurf.
Satan Clause
you poof of that all by your poofing self?
4:20
Get outta here Dewey! You don't want none of this shit!
Well what are you guys doing in here?
We're poofing. You don't want none of this shit!
I know, right? It's so smurfing stupid. 😅
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I had (have?) this tape as a child and I LOVED it. I love the Wee Sing videos in general. Poofer always reminded me of Harry Anderson. I wanted to ride a snow flake and compose horrible poetry for Christmas!
NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS
RIDE THAT SNOWFLAKE AND MAKE THOSE UNSOLICITED RHYMES
Hi Roses!!! And Merry Christmas!
I just wanted to ride that singing train to the land of people putting predjudices on each other's ridiculously gaudy outfits
I had been trying to find this movie for years. I had vague memories, but couldn't remember the name of it.
Watching this video has to be in one of my top 3 most nostalgic moments, along with the time RedLetterMedia reviewed "Lost in Dinosaur World" and the time I found an LP of "Jungle Train 3D"
YOU CAN BE SUZIE IF YOU WANT
"Mind if I poof?" Please, not on the carpet.
I have a disease where everytime I speak it becomes poetry.
huehuehuehue that was a beautiful line of poetry, up there with the greats.
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
The Grinch had kidnapped
little Cindy Lou.
Sell that comment for a billion dollars and the government will give you money.
So are you Susie's cousin or what?
I have a disease don’t you hear, I must only talk in rhymes so I shed a tear
"Don't you tell a single soul what I'm going to say"
Me, an intellectual: DONT BLAB IT
Sick Cicada not an ordinary rabbit
Good one! Lol
"Do you remember Blockbuster?" How old do you think your audience is, Ian???
Bonfire Keeper James I do...
Bonfire Keeper James damn, renting games was just so fucking awesome lol
Bonfire Keeper James I remember. I used to go there all the time, my blockbuster is a bank now.
Bonfire Keeper James I remember Blockbuster. Everyone does? Don't they? It only closed down in like what, 2012? Barely any time ago.
10? 12?14? heck im 16
and no i don't remember blockbuster i don't think my home ever had one
"Don't tell a single soul what I'm going to say." That kid just threatened santa!
I guess Suzie is overcompensating because she's adopted.
I laughed too hard.
*A N D M Y T H U M B H U R T S*
+Easy V Nie Dude must have some strong genes to have a pure Asian child with a white woman.
sonikku956 she fucked Segata Sanshiro
My theory is she only speaks in poetry to compensate for some horrific trauma she experienced prior to being adopted. Everyone just rolls with it because if they don't, Suzie becomes an inconsolable screaming mess.
I'm waiting for people watching someone dressed as Gusty the Elf failing to hammer a nail to become an official Christmas tradition.
A Brutalmoose video on Christmas Eve? Awesome present!
ThinkingOfYou75 I know right?
ThinkingOfYou75 69th like!
I guess you could say this is the best christmas ever
Susie spits some fuckin straight fire man
Guys... I think Suzie might be adopted...
She's probably had a rough life
Or the mom has a sexy Asian coworker.
TheAAAGod He's the real life Dale Gribble.
Haha, I thought the same reading that comment.
Neil Divins Considering how "diverse" 90's shows always tried to be i wouldn't be surprised
I think they tried to make Susie whimsical with her poems, but it comes off more forceful and annoying.
Uhm no guy from seven years ago, I think she's very endearing. They brought her into their loving abode and taught her the joys of rhyme and rhythm.
This was hilarious, the "slam poetry" line gets me every time, especially once the countdown continues through to zero and Ian is like "OH MY GOD~"
Holy shit, Suzy was signing her little Christmas Tree rhyme!
As someone taking a Sign Language class, that's a really cute touch
Edit: She signs a whole lot more than just the tree rhyme-
Still cute
I'm so glad someone else noticed, i was pretty impressed at the inclusion and it's probably also the reason that she looks adopted, they wanted a child actor who could also do that
Great so not even the deaf can escape Suzies rhymes...
@@MrHendrix17 I wonder if there is sign language poetry or something like that.
@@omikron6218 there is, and sign language lyric renditions of songs as well. Which, I’m not deaf myself but I’ve been told that can communicate a lot about the rhythm and emotion of the track in a way subtitles or a singalong thing don’t, which of course are lacking otherwise if you can’t hear.
Ever notice how there's actually five days until christmas, that kid just counted to the 24th?
A Spoopy Scaley Scary Man Maybe that's just when his family celebrates Christmas.
TheFlamingDoh2 That would make that family WRONG and full of LOSERS.
A Spoopy Scaley Scary Man I don't why he counted to the 24th, But in some countries they celebrate Christmas eve on the 24th.
"They actually named this elf... Poofer."
Well, I mean, that's better than him being named COOOOO-TERRRRRR
Hello 911? There is a strange man attempting to poof me!
BUT WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOXXX!!!?!?!?! WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOOOXXXXX???!!!?!?
+Adi Katz That's where the terrifying angels were! Should have made that more clear haha
brutalmoose the real question is, how did they all FIT IN THE BOX? There are ten of them!
NO FAIR! I WANT A BIG UA-camR TO COMENT ON MY COMMENT! 😞🔫
This is a real man's gun! 🔫 oh.... They became pussies and changed it to a water gun
Holiday joy
"That's not the only thing that's coming" I lost it after that line! FFS!! funny stuff right there.
Why don't you have 1,000,000 subs yet? Your channel's awesome!
Luke Bayne ikr
"that's not all that's coming"
"Oh mother, noooo - this is a kid's show!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I want to have a gay old time with you, Ian.
uwu
💀
Every moment featured in this video is just golden. The dancing, the names, the weird kids that look like little punks but actually want to play Christmas music. How could they have so many well written scenes in this one movie?
Oh my goodness, those angels.
PBG Uploaded on Christmas Eve
Brutalmoose Uploaded on Christmas Eve
Yes.
Indeed.
Ian no you're going to make poofing a Bean parody
"Poof!"
"You just got poofed, bitch."
"Tag your friends to totally poof them!"
Louise Barbosa A Bean parody? What's that?
Just another UA-cam channel Have you ever heard of the Bean
You friccin' moron!
+Louise Barbosa I've heard of *Mr.* Bean, does that help?
Louise Barbosa I've heard of Mr. Bean, but I don't know about The Bean.
I really loved how mean-spirited this video was. It was really hilarious.
Suzy was spitting some hot fire
BARS
5 elves? There were 5 billion people when this was made. Each one makes a billion toys?
Protagnis YT well, they would only need to make them for children. And only Christian/Catholic children.
That probably thins out the 5 billion by a fair amount.
now they only need to make 400,000 each
Protagnis YT They got a year so about 1000 a day?
Each of course
well technically there's 6 of them
Merry Christmas, Ian! I hope you have a wonderful time!
Hey man, wanted to tell you it has become tradition for me and my sister to watch it every single Christmas. Along with the Gerber video. Thanks bro!
Super bummed that no one makes fun of me in this video...guess I needed more lines.
Soooo funny though!! I was crying laughing through the whole thing. Well done!
- Sarah (aka Nellie Smith)
Sarah Kimmel Just wanted to say that you are appreciated. The Wee Sing tapes were a big part of my childhood and, evern if I don’t remember this special that well (the literal snowmobile stirs up some memories). This was still a funand wholesome special.
you were good in this! there was not much to make fun of haha. dont be so hard on yourself.
When Suzie grows up she wants to be a rapper. I'm sure.
i come back to this video all the time around christmas and EVERY TIME i end up laughing until i cry.
This video has crossed generations in my family! We all love MST3K and I convinced my four year old daughter and parents to watch this... now they love you man! Now we can't stop saying, "Glasses! You need glasses!!".... so thanks man 😂
If you like Dermy than you might like Jevil.
He also says things twice.
The line "RUN YOU IDIOTS YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF THERE!" Made me laugh until it hurt
I remember watching this over and over and over when I was little (much to the displeasure of my older siblings). It's easily been 18 years since I last watched this and just seeing the beginning made it all come back to me.
It may not be the best Christmas ever, but it's at least the most 90's Christmas ever!
Lol, I was legit crying, but even watching this alone, Ian never fails to make me smile or laugh. Thank you, Ian! Watching in 2018?
That girl has an affixation with triangles.... Is she trying to tell us something?
Sammyyam illuminati confirmed.
Ah. The scalene triangle.
AH. THE SCALENE TRIANGLE.
Sammyyam qqqq.
Ding Dong DinG DInG DONG
I know this video is ancient by internet standards, but Ian should review the other Wee Sing videos. All of them have at least one puppet segment; most are just as terrifying as those bells.
BEST CHRISTMAS GIFT EVER
12:39 That moment is exactly why I watch Brutalmoose.
I had Wee Sing Train when I was little and I really loved it. I never saw The Best Christmas Ever and I really laughed at the ten little "angels" part (It might be ripe for a death metal cover). Maybe you could cover all the other Wee Sing VHS titles in the future.
I gotta tell you man, you made my complete day. I actually laughed, I was having the worst Christmas eve of my life and you managed to put a smile on my face, gotta hand it down to you man. This time of the year is really hard for me, I really appreciate that. Merry Christmas Ian and thanks.
Holy crap seeing this dug up a memory I didn’t know I had I’ve definitely seen this a bunch as a child In the 90s!
The Best Christmas Ever is one of my vaguest, earliest memories, and I didn't remember anything in particular from it except for the general warm holiday feelings I got from it, so I had no way of knowing where it came from, but I recognized it almost instantly when you played the first clip.
Thanks, Brutalmoose. Happy Holidays.
I am supposed to be memeing, but this one meme keeps memeing my meme.
You are like a little baby, watch this: M E M E
Megami Tem is it TheMemer27?
Just rewatched this video for the first time in probably 12 or 13 years last weekend. Everything you said about it was dead on. Susie’s poetry was driving me bonkers.
happy holidays Ian and thanks for uploading this video
When he said "you wanna go play deck the halls" I heard "you wanna go play with our balls"
I can think of a rhyme to follow "Hey Santa don't tell anyone what I'm about to say..." that would nicely complete that particular sexual identity journey...
This is a Christmas miracle!
No I mean it, nothing in my day has been exciting so far
Oh my God, Ian. I hadn't thought about Wee Sing Christmas in - I shit you not - 23 years. Thanks for the trip down memory lane and the release of some repressed memories! Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas for you too Ian !!!
Mind if I poof, m'Lady? *tips fedora*
give Suzy some slack, she's _obviously adopted_
Arin Jäger what makes you say that?
James Butko she's asian, the rest of the family isn't... _unless it was she who adopted the whole family!_ :O (the plot thickens!)
Merry Christmas Ian. Thank you for all the entertainment you've provided this year. I hope 2017 is a good year for you.
for now on I'm calling Suesy Dr. Suesy for her constant rhyming
this is the best christmas gift ever, thanks Ian.
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Alcendence Pepperidge Farms remembers . . . and knows what you did.
I used to watch this every year when I was little omg... I guess when you're a little kid you don't notice how TERRIFYING those bells are. Great video!
I think Suzie's song is an allegory for what happened to her real family.
Due to timezone differences, it's already Christmas Day morning here. This is the best present I could have asked for. The comment at 5:54 about slam poetry had me in stitches. Thanks Ian! You've made my Christmas!
9:45 RIP George Michael.
Best gift of 2016! Thank you so much for all the laughs this year!
Did that family kidnap an asian girl?
I love your name
They liberated a sweatshop
Probably tried to get the ransom but her parents didn't want her back so now they're stuck with her.
Remember the Arthur episode Big Brother Binky, which was such a big character moment that it needed 22 minutes rather than just 11? Maybe the family flew to China to adopt a baby sister much like the Barneses did in that episode.
So much Ian recently. Not complaining, though. Thanks, and have a good break!
12:50 NO ONE can take Gerberts rightful throne.
that snowstorm line had me in stitches omg
Saphiros Oh mother no!!! This is a kid's show!!
"I've not seen such melody"
I usually look at the video's topic and am a little "eh" about it, but it's always lovely to see how consistently funny and great your videos are, Ian! I think your sense of humor is quite particular and unmatched AHAHA Hope you had a great Christmas, and that your New Year is fantastic!
Who really waits until 4 days before Christmas to decorate the tree, Most people jizz themselves then put it up after thanks giving dinner.
XD that's my mom straight up dude.
Deontay Ginger who puts presents under the tree before decorating it
Deontay Ginger I do it on Christmas Eve 'cuz I'm a lazy loser
Pikablu Studios fair, I assume your not also doing it while dancing singing and seaming super excited for christmas
Jizzing myself after thanksgiving? I do that every day!
I remember always checking out manga (Dragon Ball, the Zelda manga, etc) and video games/strategy guides from the library. I wish it was still open, or at least there was one around my current house, there's still a lot of stuff I want to read
Susie is definitely adopted.
CurtisAlfeld you never know the mom could have cheated on the husband and reconciled after the said cheating.
Well you got a subscriber for Christmas lol. Just binge watched all your main videos and decided to sub.
Merry poofmas moosy
This video is my favorite Christmas movie.
I think Susie might've been adopted
Oh man, I grew up with this one and many of the other Wee Sing tapes, so this was a nice nostalgic trip for me too. Thanks!
YOUR AMAZING SUZIE!
this was like my actual favorite episode! the comedy and timing was just perfect! you had me dying the entire time! ah god my stomach hurts
Suzie is what we here in the UK call a "Pwerfect Wittle Pwincess".
Parents: "Oh, isn't she so adorable!"
Suzie: "I am dead inside, and brainwashed to recite poems on command"
I am not unconvinced we didn't grow up together. They was played at our daycare every year. We borrowed a bunch of different WeeSing videos from there regularly. In fact, I'm now expecting an episode from you on Wee Sing in Sillyville.
That kid is so thirsty for Susan. Like damn bro calm down.
Two Mooseman videos in one month? Is this what they call a Christmas miracle? No seriously awesome man, thank you so much for doing this. Love your content and hope you have a very happy and safe holiday!
The moustached elf looks like Ron Jeremy in disguise to me.
That's amazing Suzy!
''Hello my name is: RESULTS''
Hilarious episode, Moose
I actually didn't plan on watching much of this, but then it honestly drew me right in. Nice job!
7:57 That scream.... ProJared, is that you?
I watched this in 1st grade music class, never thought I'd ever see it again but here we are.
Oh hey I remember this VHS. Despite being about six years old I was nonetheless embarrassed to be seen in the same room as it, for I only watched manly things.... such as Jingle All the Way.
Merry Christmas, Moose! Thank you for the gift of a video on Christmas Eve!
omfg i watched this in my 4th grade music class
F L A S H B A C K S
Are you alright ? Are you suffering from ppsd ? ( post poofer stress disorder )
I watched WeeSing when I was 6 at elementary school.
That's better than my music class, god knows how many times we were forced to watch 'The Nuttiest Nutcracker'.
Thank you Ian! Merry Christmas everyone!