Random fun fact nobody asked for: There’s an ep of Gerbert (Forgive and Forget) where Stu and some other kid were delivering news papers. The kid accidentally throw the news paper in Gerbert’s window and breaks his kite he was making and Gerbert blames Stu. And he confronts Stu and Stu’s speech made me soooo sad. Stu says: “I always get blamed for the bad stuff. I can do good stuff too, you know. Nobody cares when I do good stuff. It’s only when I do bad stuff. I know I don’t act like it, Gerbert, but I really like being your friend.” And that’s why Stu is the best character, thank you.
Oh my gosh I went to watch that episode because I read your comment, and I want to give Stu a hug 😭😭😭 he truly is the best character, Gerbert was rude af to blame him right off what the heck...ooOOOH *I AM SO MAD*
Gerbert: Have you ever felt sad? I thought everyone had forgotten my birthday. It reminds me of the time David and his men returned home to find an enemy nation had attacked their town and kidnapped their wives and children. I feel just like that.
What’s worse is I’ll bet that the kidnapped wives and children even forgot that David and his men were coming home that day. “They wouldn’t have remembered, even if they weren’t kidnapped…”
“Have you ever had to do something that was impossible? Like when Noah had to build an ark to house two of every animal in the world before the flood? That’s how I feel right now….. I have to do my homework.”
if children's entertainment has taught me anything, it's that you don't throw a surprise party because the birthday boy/girl will just think everyone forgot their birthday.
My Dad and stepmum actually forgot my birthday earlier this year and I thought about this trope. They were sure it was the next day and I thought nothing was said at first because eh, Saturday morning, we're tired and have to do shopping and one goes to work. I just waited to see how long it would take for them to remember but in the end, I did have to remind them when we were debating the use by date on some spuds. A woman nearby found it hilarious but she did wish me a happy birthday and one of my colleagues had sent me a text that morning with birthday wishes; she remembered!
Or, "If you're intending to throw someone a surprise party, make sure you assign somebody to keep the guest of honor occupied until everything's set up, preferably with an activity that takes a few hours." Seriously, I NEVER see a surprise party story where they think of that, it's always just "avoid them like the plague until we're ready."
I feel like they may have credited Gerbert as “The Voice” as to not break some kid’s heart finding out that Gerbert is actually just an artificial entity with a man’s hand up his ass.
Your instant fascination with that Stu kid reminds me of that tumblr post where a class of Japanese children were taught the legend of the first American Thanksgiving and they just couldn't get enough of Squanto
That raises a question, where the heck are his parents anyway? Or did Gerbert move out of his parents house, get a job(a well paying one apparently), bought a house, furnished it, and now just hangs out with random kids all day? Ether Gerbert is very short man child that people take pity on or he is one progressive and self sufficient kid who is doing better than most people these days.
the biggest problem I have is the lack of other puppets. why is he the only one??? at least in sesame street it isn't just elmo whining and a bunch of weird adults awkwardly comforting him
ChronicCrow Since Gerbert is a selfish lil piece of shite, he probably killed everypuppet else so he could be the only one He IS the only puppet HE IS THE ONE WORSHIP GERBERT
Ermahgerd, mer Gerbert! And the problem of explicitly separating the "learning time" from the "fun time" plagues edutainment as well, ugh. There's so much positive potential with both kids games and programming, but it's rarely achieved for whatever reason. At least they make for fun UA-cam videos, haha.
I can never forget the Sonic Sez segment where he warns you of somebody touching you in a place you're uncomfortable with ... and how would they incorporate that organically into a storyline.
Not before his psychiatrist loses it and kicks him out of the office. "Do you EVER talk about anything else??!" "....it all started when I was sure everyone had forgotten my birthday..."
Turns out Gerbert ended up homeless after betting everything he had on yellow, he should have learned the lesson from his birthday party oh so many years ago, it never lands on yellow.
It's been a while since my last VHS review, but I hope you all enjoy this one! Going to try to get one more food video out before the end of the year. Thanks so much for watching, and I hope you all have some happy holidays!
They think it’s selfish of you to whine about not getting a turn on your birthday, and maybe they’re right on any ordinary day. But it’s not about what’s fair on a day like this. This is a day unlike any other, the most important day of the year where all of the rules change. This is the day you’re owed anything and everything. This is the day you only put up with other people’s shit because the reason they’re here is to celebrate your existence. And yet, there are moments in your day where you’re not the constant focus. It’s circumstances like this that go too far, and the indignation rightly flows through your veins.
Local 13 news reporter* today is very sad day for us 5 year old gerbert was found dead in his home having shot himself in the head because his friends forgot his birthday he left suicide note saying that he was sad that his friends forgot. It's a very sad day for us all
Man back in 2003 I watched a college TV show talking about Gerbert and slowing down his voice to make the video seem creepy. Now 15 years later I am still watching someone talk about this kid's show. Life is bizarre.
OMG I've watched that before! I have clear (not really) memories of watching a Samson and Delilah thing with weird vegetables on a Saturday morning and now I finally know (again) what it was.
12:50, LMAO, “In The End” needed to play right after this. It’s honestly hilarious how overly dramatic Gerbert is about the spinner not landing on his color. Plus it helps that his voice is already a fuckin’ riot.
6:21 - The girl in pink gets so mad when the mom taps her shoulder. She mistakes the girl next to her as the one who did it but man did she get mad. lmaoooo
I feel like veggie tales is a perfect example of a show that teaches while being fun, instead of having a learning time and a fun time its a fun time and a fun learning time.
Nah, Veggie Tales isn't teaching anything good for kids to learn. Something that solely stuffs kids' brains full of religious bullshit & dogma is not "educational" lol. If anything it's the exact opposite and does more harm than good. Try something like Bill Nye for an actually good educational TV show.
@@Cooe. first off I agree it isn't right that it attempts to teach them religion before they can choose BUT it also teaches them sharing how to be nice etc. Bill Nye does teach things and Is fun but its again separate just by the show teaches something I disagree with doesn't mean I can't see that it's still a mega great way to teach shit
It was obviously his present all along. He basically gets to keep it since it's too small for Gerbert. Like really, is Gerbert really going to remember getting a football for his birthday years later?
Ahh, nothing tops the aesthetic of weird off-brand children's VHS tapes. Really takes me back to being a kid at my old baby sitter's house, where she would pop weird crap into the VCR and go vanish while something dumb kept me entertained for an hour or two.
"Happy Birthday To You" actually *wasn't* in the public domain until 2015, despite having existed since 1893. That's why so many shows use a different song instead. It's a classic example of why copyright laws as they exist now are utterly ridiculous and in desperate need of reform.
"It's never going to land on my color and I am going to experience the eternal nothingness of death without ever having a turn and no one even cares." - Gerbert Also that adult man is deeply unsettling Also I think Stu is a few years away from committing a sexual assault.
I've got to be honest, Ian, for someone handling religious content where jokes could easily become... contentious (or, I suppose, offensive to some) you do a really great job at it. Your videos are always hilarious and very fun to watch, and they do a good job of staying appealing to pretty much everyone, even when it is super easy to take a pot-shot at cringey religious media or something of the like. Keep up the good work, man!
I'm not sure how Gerbert started, but I'm will to bet he was ended when Stu's little pipebomb trick turned out to be real. Classic Stu, always has to ruin everything...
@@SquishyZoran Uhhh... Sorry to burst your bubble my dude. But fuses have been in use since the 50s. They're actually still used today. Unless you mean house fuses in which circuit breakers began replacing those in the 60s. And some older houses still have fuses instead of circuit breakers.
What I find weird about Stu is how he's a teenager in a little kids' show. Like, anyone over the age of 10 should not be on these shows (except adults).
But he's Gerbert's N-E-I-G-H-B-O-N-E-I-H-B-O-H-N-O-R! Of course we need a teenager on there to show that everyone is filled with love and friends in the land of 'Jesus-y Enough' shows.
Barney, Teletubbies and Boobah would like to have a word with you. These shows had older than 10 year old (and are not yet adult) characters play the role of an older relative (usually siblings)
The lesson of the last one is to be a good host and choose a game where everyone actually gets a turn, like wtf man, you got someone who's literally being left out of the game and just pretending like you dont notice. Gerbert should be pissed.
Gerbert fled the set in 1991, and was declared a missing person. Many of his friends and family thought he would never be seen again. Desperate to escape the world of children’s religious propaganda, he went into hiding. After a period of time he secretly took to squatting in the underbelly and dark recesses of the Wells Fargo Center, sustaining himself off of stale beer drippings and scraps of dropped or discarded stadium food. Then, in 2018, Gerbert re-emerged to the world under his new identity. The one, the only Gritty!
Gilbert gave me nightmares as a kid I had a big phobia of puppets and Gilbert was why I slept with the door open and light on. Istg that sob would've killed me otherwise
Every time you upload I know I can find multiple cursed images within the video with absolutely no context to show my friends. I thank you, you absolute unit.
I like how the moral of the story was love your neighbor but they spend a third of the show picking on Stu
Maybe he's not their neighbor
Stew is a turd though.
Would like this but it’s at 469
Ah yes, Christian shows 101
loving your neighbor doesn't mean that you can't think they are annoying little shits, though.
Random fun fact nobody asked for:
There’s an ep of Gerbert (Forgive and Forget) where Stu and some other kid were delivering news papers. The kid accidentally throw the news paper in Gerbert’s window and breaks his kite he was making and Gerbert blames Stu.
And he confronts Stu and Stu’s speech made me soooo sad. Stu says:
“I always get blamed for the bad stuff. I can do good stuff too, you know. Nobody cares when I do good stuff. It’s only when I do bad stuff. I know I don’t act like it, Gerbert, but I really like being your friend.”
And that’s why Stu is the best character, thank you.
Wow, Stu has an anime-style character arc! He’s like the Vegeta of Christian puppet shows.
Oh my gosh I went to watch that episode because I read your comment, and I want to give Stu a hug 😭😭😭 he truly is the best character, Gerbert was rude af to blame him right off what the heck...ooOOOH *I AM SO MAD*
same stu
Why am I sad over this 😥
stu ☹️💔
Gerbert: Have you ever felt sad? I thought everyone had forgotten my birthday. It reminds me of the time David and his men returned home to find an enemy nation had attacked their town and kidnapped their wives and children. I feel just like that.
What’s worse is I’ll bet that the kidnapped wives and children even forgot that David and his men were coming home that day.
“They wouldn’t have remembered, even if they weren’t kidnapped…”
Why did that sound like the start of a family guy cutaway gag?
@@calebwashereholy crap that reminds me of the time David and his men came home with no wives or children to greet them
Pretty standard christian moralization.
“Have you ever had to do something that was impossible? Like when Noah had to build an ark to house two of every animal in the world before the flood? That’s how I feel right now….. I have to do my homework.”
if children's entertainment has taught me anything, it's that you don't throw a surprise party because the birthday boy/girl will just think everyone forgot their birthday.
Has anyone ever had a good surprise party in real life? In entertainment, it certainly seems to be a neverending nightmare.
Or they think everyone doesn't like them because the person's friends avoid them while trying not to spoil the surprise.
My Dad and stepmum actually forgot my birthday earlier this year and I thought about this trope. They were sure it was the next day and I thought nothing was said at first because eh, Saturday morning, we're tired and have to do shopping and one goes to work. I just waited to see how long it would take for them to remember but in the end, I did have to remind them when we were debating the use by date on some spuds. A woman nearby found it hilarious but she did wish me a happy birthday and one of my colleagues had sent me a text that morning with birthday wishes; she remembered!
Or, "If you're intending to throw someone a surprise party, make sure you assign somebody to keep the guest of honor occupied until everything's set up, preferably with an activity that takes a few hours." Seriously, I NEVER see a surprise party story where they think of that, it's always just "avoid them like the plague until we're ready."
@@TheEmeraldWeirdo I have but the B-day person is always suspicious and STILL thinks their friends don't like them.
I love how Stu is the only one who doesn’t get a party hat.
@Tee Wew28 "Stu Gets A Restraining Order" is a classic!
@Tee Wew28 the look on the Stu's face... My God...
He was probably allergic to the material
I remember that episode! Stu tried to trick the jury by quoting Rugrat’s classic episode: “I’m not Stu!” Kinda weird but hilarious.
Nobody invited Stu he doesn’t get a party hat.
I feel like they may have credited Gerbert as “The Voice” as to not break some kid’s heart finding out that Gerbert is actually just an artificial entity with a man’s hand up his ass.
"Wait...if Gerbert isn't real...does that mean Jesus isn't real????"
Aren't we all, though
gerbert isnt real??
@@alexhauptmann298 you might wanna sit down and have a drink.
Gerbert was actually voiced by god himself
“All of his best friends...and Stu are here” LOL
Dan and Tab Stu is the best what are you talking about?
Your instant fascination with that Stu kid reminds me of that tumblr post where a class of Japanese children were taught the legend of the first American Thanksgiving and they just couldn't get enough of Squanto
What?
I need Deez deets
Watch they’re gonna turn the first thanksgiving into an anime special now
*WHERE’S THE SAUCE*
I see the noodles, but I don't see the sauce.
Squanto's a badass, who could blame them
"They cried and cried until they were too tired to cry anymore"
Such mood man.
That really has been the world for the last four years or so, amiright?
@@C.V317 I blame the media blamers
Ian: “You’re an enormous failure and nobody loves you.”
Gerbert: “You sounds just like my Mommy! No, say it again.”
Logan C. I died at that part
That raises a question, where the heck are his parents anyway? Or did Gerbert move out of his parents house, get a job(a well paying one apparently), bought a house, furnished it, and now just hangs out with random kids all day? Ether Gerbert is very short man child that people take pity on or he is one progressive and self sufficient kid who is doing better than most people these days.
thanks im deaf
@@trethestar Maybe the Bill Cosby-looking guy is his parent?
Who is Gerbert's mom anyway?
the biggest problem I have is the lack of other puppets. why is he the only one??? at least in sesame street it isn't just elmo whining and a bunch of weird adults awkwardly comforting him
ChronicCrow
Since Gerbert is a selfish lil piece of shite, he probably killed everypuppet else so he could be the only one
He IS the only puppet
HE IS THE ONE
WORSHIP GERBERT
Gerbert's actually a failed abortion, with his frail, undeveloped body making him being commonly mistaken for a puppet.
@@happyguy0105 "everypuppet"
@@ZootWorld1 remeber this is a Catholic show, they just didn't want to abort Gerbert. What a mistake
Ermahgerd, mer Gerbert!
And the problem of explicitly separating the "learning time" from the "fun time" plagues edutainment as well, ugh. There's so much positive potential with both kids games and programming, but it's rarely achieved for whatever reason. At least they make for fun UA-cam videos, haha.
Very true!
It's funny how my two favorite youtubers know each other :)
shouldn't you be turning a Raspberry Pi in to a toaster or something!?
I love you, Clint! 🍄
I can never forget the Sonic Sez segment where he warns you of somebody touching you in a place you're uncomfortable with ... and how would they incorporate that organically into a storyline.
someday, gerbert is gonna be drunk and homeless crouched in an alley repeating, "it never landed on yellow :("
holy shit i wanna like this comment but it's at 69 likes D:
Not before his psychiatrist loses it and kicks him out of the office.
"Do you EVER talk about anything else??!"
"....it all started when I was sure everyone had forgotten my birthday..."
Turns out Gerbert ended up homeless after betting everything he had on yellow, he should have learned the lesson from his birthday party oh so many years ago, it never lands on yellow.
_[in a hoarse whisper, producing flecks of blood]_ and nobody even cares
Gerbert sounds like a downpitched version of Butters
Now I'm waiting for "Gerbert's Very Own Episode".
Gerbbers
"Do I seem unfocused?"
Ian, this unfocused mess is exactly why I follow you.
It's been a while since my last VHS review, but I hope you all enjoy this one!
Going to try to get one more food video out before the end of the year. Thanks so much for watching, and I hope you all have some happy holidays!
brutalmoose You have a good holiday too!
Hope you have a happy holiday too man!
Happy holidays to you too Ian! Nice sweater too!
Hola Ian. Me vuerga es coolo
Have a happy holiday too man your videos are amazing
Petition to make "Impatient Children Go To Hell" a real series
Somehow missed this in my feed today. Love me some ian VHS vids.
some GERB VHS vids, you mean?
Me too!
Man, I was worried something happened between you two. I'm glad the magic is still there
Yay! You made it, Peebs!
Yeah Ian has a way with 90s media.
"I love a football, yum!"
Was Gerbert gonna eat that football? lol
Wait is that something you don't do?
*Y U M*
Footballs are made from pigskin. Pigs are edible. Therefore, yes, the squashed orange was going to eat a football
@@chrissmith6097 well they used to be. i think the orange stressball was going to eat vinyl
That explains his head shape.
"All of his best friends"
*"and Stu"*
Yes stu is a bomb hider
Stu is the bestest of my friends!
I love how the lyrics to one song are just “Ooh-ooh-hoo.... Bop!”
I think that's my favorite part in the whole episode
"He whines and complains, kind of like me"
Too close to home man.
When it never lands on yellow
*You say you're fine, but you're not fine but you don't want to get into it because they would never understand*
They think it’s selfish of you to whine about not getting a turn on your birthday, and maybe they’re right on any ordinary day. But it’s not about what’s fair on a day like this. This is a day unlike any other, the most important day of the year where all of the rules change. This is the day you’re owed anything and everything. This is the day you only put up with other people’s shit because the reason they’re here is to celebrate your existence. And yet, there are moments in your day where you’re not the constant focus. It’s circumstances like this that go too far, and the indignation rightly flows through your veins.
Nessa Millikan you get it.
@@nessamillikan6247 lol
The look of absolute disgust on that ladys face when stu said hed hold onto the football was priceless
A VHS tape with “Loving My Neighbour” plastered on the front?
Cool! My dad has one of those in his secret cupboard! I want to watch it now!
9:20
"Oh, it's a football!
I love a football!
Yum!"
Mmmmmmm a foot ball
Every morning I start off my day with a nice healthy football , it is the only way to have a balanced diet
Yuh ❌️
Yum ✅️
I want a “Where are they now?” Thing for Stu.
Lynn Da Vinci “OH YEA”
Well, if I had to guess, probably in prison, for all of those bomb threats, that went around the other day
I want one of those for the gerbert puppet
Rikers. He stalked preteens. Sent them skinned cats. Talked way too loud.
to my knowledge the actor who played him is a politician or an activist of some sorts
What would you do if Gerbert rose up to your window and said “You know what, The Bible says...”
Does this imply there’s a man beneath my window with a hand up Gerbert’s ass?
oh mr. God no it's not what it looks like (as he gets his 25th big toe piercing
Just scream
*"THE POWER OF SATAN COMPELS YOU!"*
I think I would scream out, "Yikes, Jehovah's Witnesses," and then break out the holy water and pepper spray.
@@boneclaimingquixote320 "Foolish human, Satan works for God! There is no escape, it says so in my Bible!"
Gerbert was later found dead, having shot himself through his temple. Next to him was a suicide note that just said “It never landed on yellow”
I t n e v e r l a n d e d o n y e l l o w
some random middle schooler: OmG thAt'S sO DEep!
No he can’t kill himself, god wouldn’t allow it, he’d go to hell for it.
your pfp made me realise that gerbert looks like a little lars
Local 13 news reporter* today is very sad day for us 5 year old gerbert was found dead in his home having shot himself in the head because his friends forgot his birthday he left suicide note saying that he was sad that his friends forgot. It's a very sad day for us all
Ian my child... your videos heal my heart.
Moose uploads a video about a birthday episode on my birthday, am I gerbert?
Yes you’re Gerb
"I just want to spend my day with Moose."
rabid No I'm gay
its my bday 2 penisman
Does your mom say you're an amazing disappointment? Do you too talk to a deflating balloon? If so... then yes... yes you are
Man back in 2003 I watched a college TV show talking about Gerbert and slowing down his voice to make the video seem creepy. Now 15 years later I am still watching someone talk about this kid's show. Life is bizarre.
Blandco remember what that show was called?
No-man Baugh yeah,did you?
@@no-man_baugh it was a college TV show named nocturnal transmissions from gstv 4 in geneseo New York.
"It will never land on yellow" *soul-crushing crestfallen music*
Who but Stu, who but Stu?
Ya never know what he's gonna do, to you . . .
SтЦЦЦЦЦЦЦЦЦЦЦЦЦ
I had Stu for dinner last night. 😏
Gerbert got Stu'd
СтУУУУУУУУУУ
Stu is the only character who matters
If the entire tape was just of stu
I would give it a 10 out of 10
Oh God... The nugget returns... and he is talking about Gerbert again!
I WAS THE NUGGET ALL ALONG
Oh yeah, I'm calling Ian the nugget from now on.
Shoot Right Here I’m going to now as well!
...Honestly, I kinda like Gerbert. There's something about his soothing nugget voice that's oddly appealing. Send help.
hyenalord “Soothing nugget voice” is the best description I’ve ever heard of anything
His southern twang is just really good at kneading the stress out of my brain.
Well, you definitely need help.
What is a something nugget voice?
@@hellszhells they said soothing, not something
I just want an hour long video of Gerbert screaming. That fits my mood perfectly.
7:07 but instead, you thrEW ME A BIG SURPRISE PARTY
*aAAA*
"The Bible Says..."
holy shit man, starting that fast forward right then absolutely slayed me. I laughed harder than I have all week, holy goddamn
That bit was amazing 😂
That part made me question his religion.
The timing was so perfect, I had to pause from laughing so much.
As a Christian, that made me laugh so much! I never watched Gerbert as a kid (thank God), but Veggietales was my thing!
I think I learned the most about the Bible from these veggie tale episodes where they re-enacted the Bible just with ya know vegetables.
Same here I love those still with God
OMG I've watched that before! I have clear (not really) memories of watching a Samson and Delilah thing with weird vegetables on a Saturday morning and now I finally know (again) what it was.
Abe I remember a pickle spreading the fucking sea
12:50, LMAO, “In The End” needed to play right after this.
It’s honestly hilarious how overly dramatic Gerbert is about the spinner not landing on his color. Plus it helps that his voice is already a fuckin’ riot.
6:21 - The girl in pink gets so mad when the mom taps her shoulder. She mistakes the girl next to her as the one who did it but man did she get mad. lmaoooo
There is no point in this video where she looked like she wanted to be there lmao
15:27 I really appreciated the sound of the VHS ejecting. I didn't know that was a nostalgic noise for me until now
It’s always a good day when Ian uploads.
It’s always a bad day when Gerbert tries to steal your soul.
Gerbert kinda sounds like Butters.
LeDerp Zod yeah
My thoughts exactly.
Except Butters is more likeable
Legend uploads a video, we are here instantly
7:43
Can we take a moment to realize that the girl in the middle doesn’t even have the saxophone in her mouth?
Why do we need to take a moment?
BZLB cause it’s funny
@@DinoHunter yeah but why add the "can we take a moment"
BZLB why not
@@trppstar proof that people will get butthurt over anything in a youtube comment xD
I feel like veggie tales is a perfect example of a show that teaches while being fun, instead of having a learning time and a fun time its a fun time and a fun learning time.
Nah, Veggie Tales isn't teaching anything good for kids to learn. Something that solely stuffs kids' brains full of religious bullshit & dogma is not "educational" lol. If anything it's the exact opposite and does more harm than good. Try something like Bill Nye for an actually good educational TV show.
@@Cooe. first off I agree it isn't right that it attempts to teach them religion before they can choose BUT it also teaches them sharing how to be nice etc. Bill Nye does teach things and Is fun but its again separate just by the show teaches something I disagree with doesn't mean I can't see that it's still a mega great way to teach shit
Cooe woah we got a big brain over here
@@Cooe. lol nope. It’s not just religious stuff, there’s plenty of practical real life lessons in there too. Back to r/atheism with you
@@Cooe. someone never watched VeggieTales
9:17 DID STU JUST UNWRAP GERBERT'S GIFT? He unwrapped a gift that doesn't belong to him, smh.
Yeah, that was pretty shitty.
It's Stu. Did you expect common human decency? No, you should always expect Stu to be Stu.
Classic Stu
It was obviously his present all along. He basically gets to keep it since it's too small for Gerbert. Like really, is Gerbert really going to remember getting a football for his birthday years later?
doesn't fucking surprise me. that fuck stupid shit stuu.
I just realized... that stylized lowercase g in gerbert is a J and a C combined. Wonder what that could stand for.
John Chambers, former CEO of Cisco Systems?
James Cagney obviously.
capness1228 cjerbert
Jiminy Cricket, that's what.
Gerbert is an unwanted Disney character.
Jump cancelling, Gerbert is a huge Devil May Cry fan.
ian the kid's brain is made out of chicken nuggets give him a break
Gerbert: Have you ever felt sad?
Me: It’s the only emotion I feel other than rage, pal.
When you’re a sentient chicken nugget, your teddy bear is your friend. The people are your pets
Ahh, nothing tops the aesthetic of weird off-brand children's VHS tapes. Really takes me back to being a kid at my old baby sitter's house, where she would pop weird crap into the VCR and go vanish while something dumb kept me entertained for an hour or two.
"Happy Birthday To You" actually *wasn't* in the public domain until 2015, despite having existed since 1893. That's why so many shows use a different song instead. It's a classic example of why copyright laws as they exist now are utterly ridiculous and in desperate need of reform.
next up we're going to get an old school PC point and click video
Putt Putt travels through Time!
Hey, I can dream!
wrong
"It's never going to land on my color and I am going to experience the eternal nothingness of death without ever having a turn and no one even cares." - Gerbert
Also that adult man is deeply unsettling
Also I think Stu is a few years away from committing a sexual assault.
I've got to be honest, Ian, for someone handling religious content where jokes could easily become... contentious (or, I suppose, offensive to some) you do a really great job at it. Your videos are always hilarious and very fun to watch, and they do a good job of staying appealing to pretty much everyone, even when it is super easy to take a pot-shot at cringey religious media or something of the like. Keep up the good work, man!
Right, but he says right at the start that he actually likes the Gerbert videos.
I'm not sure how Gerbert started, but I'm will to bet he was ended when Stu's little pipebomb trick turned out to be real. Classic Stu, always has to ruin everything...
_BOOM_ *hehehe*
Stu is the true villain of this universe.
But we love him anyway!
4:05 Nah I think back then they were required to separate these parts for the juicy tax credits and grants.
0:54. Teenage Fighting Food Dudes. Nice
Glad I’m not the only who noticed.
Brutalmoose and Chadtronic do in fact take place in the same universe afterall. It's always cool when the writers give little nods to that.
Bercamp Productions next video when?
Sonic Xtreme99 New clip coming out today! Thanks for subscribing!
Bercamp Productions ua-cam.com/video/79DijItQXMM/v-deo.html
*Hi. Hey, you know what?* ...
*THE BIBLE SAYS-*
*FAST FORWARDING INTENSIFIES*
*TIME TO GO INTO HYPER SPEED*
*STEW IS SATAN*
It sounds like the kids say "I want another", especially after you showed the cigarettes.
Great video!
Holy shit I literally watched the Gerbert episode a couple of hours ago.
I nearly blew a fuse when I got this notification. Best Christmas.
But why
Please check your fuses: safety is important, especially during the holiday season!
Mike MacFarlane especially since fuses haven’t been used since the late 50s!
@@SquishyZoran Uhhh... Sorry to burst your bubble my dude. But fuses have been in use since the 50s. They're actually still used today. Unless you mean house fuses in which circuit breakers began replacing those in the 60s. And some older houses still have fuses instead of circuit breakers.
Tyler van de Ven lol I know fuses are still used and are still found but I did mean home electric panels.
@brutalmoose you are the king of unexpected edits, my friend! My wife and I laughed the whole way through this one. Merry Christmas!
How thicc is your ass man.
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Our beloved chicken tendie boy.
_Two_ collared shirts?!
"Yo, I heard you were Catholic, so I got you some Catholic for your Catholic." xD
The weird thing is, this is the first episode of Gerbert, according to Wikipedia.
I missed these VHS review
I just realized Gerber's symbol of a "g" is also a "J" and "C" on top of each other for Jesus Christ!!
What I find weird about Stu is how he's a teenager in a little kids' show. Like, anyone over the age of 10 should not be on these shows (except adults).
But he's Gerbert's N-E-I-G-H-B-O-N-E-I-H-B-O-H-N-O-R! Of course we need a teenager on there to show that everyone is filled with love and friends in the land of 'Jesus-y Enough' shows.
@@pixiepandaplush Who else is gonna teach the kids lessons?
@@Trisaaru a puppet or something
Barney, Teletubbies and Boobah would like to have a word with you. These shows had older than 10 year old (and are not yet adult) characters play the role of an older relative (usually siblings)
Sesame Street has had teenage human characters who grew up into adults, and they handled it pretty well.
The lesson of the last one is to be a good host and choose a game where everyone actually gets a turn, like wtf man, you got someone who's literally being left out of the game and just pretending like you dont notice. Gerbert should be pissed.
Gerbert fled the set in 1991, and was declared a missing person. Many of his friends and family thought he would never be seen again. Desperate to escape the world of children’s religious propaganda, he went into hiding. After a period of time he secretly took to squatting in the underbelly and dark recesses of the Wells Fargo Center, sustaining himself off of stale beer drippings and scraps of dropped or discarded stadium food. Then, in 2018, Gerbert re-emerged to the world under his new identity. The one, the only Gritty!
2:58 - 3:03 life in the gerbert household was hard.
Gilbert rises back from the grave to hypnotize people into becoming Christian
This is just further proof CHRISTIANITY IS A CULT :D
Gilbert gave me nightmares as a kid I had a big phobia of puppets and Gilbert was why I slept with the door open and light on. Istg that sob would've killed me otherwise
Who is Gilbert
@Skull Killer Best comment ever. Actually spat drink out. You made my day sir lol
Who is Gilbert??
I actually met Gerbert's puppeteer at a puppet convention years ago, super nice guy! Nice to see his VHS tapes getting some love!
"All of his best friends and Stu"
Ouch.
Gerbert's head looks like a Japanese persimmon
Now I wanna eat a persimmon
7:11 he screm
*_aaaAAAAAAAAAAGH_*
He part of them
But most importantly, his feet look like stem
8:01 He screm part II
he screm at own birthday party
My favorite part is at 11:22 when Ian's voice breaks from the sheer amount of children
"Hey neighbor, how are you doing?"
Neighbor: *screams in pure anger and spite*
"It does look like it's going to rain."
Your videos are a comfort in these trying times.
7:35
Lyrics:
Verse 1:
Ooh-ooh
Bop, ooh-woo-ooh
Chorus:
Oh, oh bop, ooh-ooh-ooh
Oh, oh bop, ooh-ooh-ooh
Oh, oh- AAAAAH
Holy shit! It’s the guy who made that 20 minute Noggin review! It’s a nice sight to see ya!
@@pennysanchez7656 Thanks for watching!
Gerbert sounds like a mutated, higher pitched Bobby Hill.
That's my birthday surprise, I don't know you!
He's flawed
DANGIT GERBERT
THE GERB IS SUPERB
Hey Ian, I love your videos and I've been watching them for about 3 years. It's wonderful to see how your videos have gotten better.
just watched the newest gerbert video you posted and i cant get enough of gerberts pain hahahaha
7:03-7:10 killed me, I'm crying!
Thank you for that editing. I now just go back to that moment to lift my spirits and make me laugh.
Oh man this was one of the best ones yet, editing killed me
This is all too old for me to feel nostalgia but your editing and sound effects make anything enjoyable to watch you review.
"Hey, you know, the BIBLE says-" **
Love the way the "off-putting adult" said "Stu"
Every time you upload I know I can find multiple cursed images within the video with absolutely no context to show my friends. I thank you, you absolute unit.
Anyone else think the adult in the video looks like O.J Simpson?
I was thinking more of a really young bill Cosby
If it was the love child of O.J. and Clint Howard, maybe . . .
Always a bright morning when brutalmoose is there.
the longer your hair gets , the more you look like jesus tbqh
#LongHairSquad
@NeverMindGaming Yes, he looks like multiple women.
1:17 "Oooh baby , you make me smile"? Damn , Gerbert, what are tryin' to tell me?
(satanic chant)
Gerbert is just a sentient nugget with ketchup on his head and with googly eyes on it
I thought he was just distance relative to the McNuggets.
I'm just waiting for the next televoid episode that proves evil Ian took over the channel, but this is good in the meantime.