YTP: Michael Keeps His Toenails In Centrally Heated Knickers (HD Remake)

I didn't really have any reason to do this, although the original was actually my personal favorite of my old Rosen poops, and I needed to get the YTP juices flowing again for a certain collab as I have gotten really out of practice not just on Rosen but on YTP in general. ...Alright, so I did have a reason. But point is this is the last HD remake I'm doing, I'm sure you all don't want me rehashing the same videos over and over.
The original is still up of course, you can watch it here: • YTP: Michael Keeps His...
Songs are "Down The Line" by Pretty Lights, "I Can See It In Your Face" by Pretty Lights, "Summer's Gone" by Pretty Lights, "Good Evening Mr. Hitchcock" by Gramatik, and "Phantoms Can't Hang" by Deadmau5.

[@JunKazamaFan]

"I can hypnotize my car."
Sounds like something you would tell a police officer after getting pulled over for drunk driving.

[@PsychoticGirl2003]

If I pulled that dude over I’d let him go with a warning and a ride home 😂

[@thecrowbarfoogle647]

3:47 Suddenly, RootNegativeSixteen noticed she almost went 4 minutes without windmills.

[@AwesomeYears]

Women, women, women, women.

[@NotThatUser]

Where's Batter?

[@dans_hoodie8399]

Windmills windmills windmills wind wind wind wind women women women

[@darktidesnarrations6061]

Anyway...

[@GodzillaLordofallMonsters]

WINDMILL WINDMILL WINDMILL WINDMILL

[@starbreaker9825]

"I AM THE TABLE!" Yelled Metallica frontman James Hetfield.

[@Jolteon7721]

"It's tea time, but when? Tea Time! Correct." This is my favorite line in any YTP. Idk why this has stuck with me over the years but I love it so much. RootNegativeSixteen will always be the best YTPer imo. 😭

[@cobalt2672]

The little portion at 0:25 - 0:33 is one of my absolute favourite parts of any Rosen YTP. The comedic timing is just perfect.

[@naransolongoboldbayer8030]

A day when root negative 16 uploads is always the best day of the year. Thank you R.N.16 for being amazing.

[@RootNegativeSixteen]

[@puffmapper2076]

I think "How the Hollywood do you hypnotize dead people?" is my new favorite sentence.

[@supermovies4625]

These poops are getting better and better XD

[@jamescunningham2919]

Supermovies jjjj

[@jdae_1376]

Gonna get diorhhea soon

[@girlwiththeblueglasses8284]

“never mind” says my dad getting a bit *crying*
IM DYING

[@CarnationVT]

1:11 got me "everyone in the cafe just fell over and died"

[@tinystalker1821]

Wait... Everyone in the cafe died? Reminds me of a captainplums video...

[@-Wraith]

The rapping pizza

[@chibipurpleguy7222]

Lol I think he was talking about "Michael's Maniacal Parents" 😂

[@HaloBigCheese]

"Then he wants a teaspoon for his teaspoon for his bwubblez" that was beautiful

[@jumpinJosh]

Loved the surprise cameo by Prof. Poliakoff! Suddenly.. "bubbles!!" :P

[@smiley9328]

A HD remake of one of my favorite ytps ever? Yes f*cking please!

[@kingclownspideyjackmanthra8335]

"wake up wake up" he said "I'm dead" *confused expression*

[@MrSmasher]

Seven years later and this still makes me laugh!

[@PrincessTheresa]

“Jelly jelly jelly jelly jelly” “J A M”

[@DaksDoesStuff]

The going in bell rang SUUS SUUUS!

[@Skywirevideos]

How the Hollywood? I'm gonna use that in real life.

[@dankerbell]

"Wake up! Wake up!" He shouted. "I'm dead!"

[@interiortoxin3120]

This is truly a work of art. Misunderstood art.

[@2GamersAndAMic]

you have some of the quirkiest Rosen YTP's around. i love em! you earned this sub

[@Pixelatedude6]

I've watched the "tea time, but when?" part more than is healthy. Thank you for creating it

[@clericofthesauce2925]

I love the audio in this video. There's no harsh sounds transitioning from one clip or source to the other. It all blends together. Very well done! :)

[@kiwi_sodas]

NO says my Dad getting a bit crying

[@robertcornhole5197]

I was the table.
In other words, I was James Hetfield.

[@sinisterp.3238]

😂😂😂👏

[@briangriffin9842]

Robert Cornhole U wot m8?

[@OtisNotibrus]

Just leaving this here for myself:
0:36 Pretty Lights - Down the Line
0:56 Pretty Lights - I Can See It In Your Face
0:58 Pretty Lights - Summer's Gone
2:21 Gramatik - Good Evening Mr. Hitchcock
3:55 Deadmau5 - Phantoms Can't Hang

[@JorgeL721]

You're cool, Root. I don't know how or why I'm hooked on these Rosen ytps

[@Ginfidel]

"You can clop your clopper"
Thx rosen

[@NeinTails]

0:23 Michael Rosen confirmed to be James Hetfield.

[@L1N3R1D3R]

Just felt like rewatching this, and my god 0:17-0:26 always gets me. What a classic video!

[@FameForSale]

plums :D

[@RootNegativeSixteen]

windmills :DDDDDDDD

[@FameForSale]

+RootNegativeSixteen woah I can't keep up with that :D

[@MidiMaze178]

coc :DDDDDDDDDDD

[@Dylancliff111]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MidiMaze178]

***** coc lord noticed me :OOOO

[@dalewalker209]

RootNoicetiveSixteatime

[@gottaproxy8826]

Rosen is the best YTP source of all time.

[@Elarnettbriggsxo]

“On Monday my dad died and said WAKE UP IM DEAD”
“We didn’t used to sit at tables, we used to sit at TABLES, I am a TABLE, so in other words you used to sit round ME”

[@invaderghostkungfu]

The queen has returned~!

[@wilberforce95]

some very fresh ideas in this one; good job

[@Daikaijudethedude]

This YTP just went through Michael Rosen’s whole history

[@zwisty9387]

the Michael Rosen special BREATHING!!!

[@soulbabe79]

"my peas began to pee,
we were go to the swimming pool & my eggs were growing Toenails"
Lol

[@GlitchMasterFaZe]

My beans were wearing JE-JE-JE-JE Jeans!

[@damienknox4550]

This is the best Michael Rosen YTP I seen!

[@mrmickm7]

I can almost quote the entire thing to my friends. RootNegativeSixteen I'm probably going to use it in language arts for a story.....

[@jayl4565]

4:07 song: Phantoms Can't Hang by Deadmau5

[@ChaosPootato]

TOENAILS! :'D Awesome, as always

[@NoEntertainment]

0:32
My username is mentioned

[@siongus8451]

You're famous

[@C-Midori]

I was not expecting you here.

[@kreigthepyscho6243]

Thank you root for these wonderful YTPs. :)

[@thebreadbringer]

As a Dutchman I appreciate and fully endorse your windmill obsession.

[@lewisjones7800]

These videos never fail to make me laugh 😂

[@Kernowparadise]

Ohh of course, it ain't a RootNegativeSixteen video if theres no windmills. I should of saw them windmills coming.

[@dustieredhart]

My introduction to YTP

[@the_melon_is_dead2163]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen
I literally. Was laughing uncontrollably for like 5 minutes straight

[@nekikuronjoezra4410]

ytp stories are so much interesting than the original

[@commediaDollArte]

Suddenly, the going-in bell went "SUUS! SUUS!"

[@firstaid223]

Just saw the tweet.
Excellent work Root! :D

[@SQron188]

"How the Hollywood?!", hahaha! Oh, thank you, Kueen Of Weendrills.

[@hannaanahmed8352]

everyone in the café just fell over and died
*misanthropic needs fulfilled*

[@Mcbtvhalo]

Still awesome. Love your work XD

[@EJW2]

My dumpling was turning faster and faster and faster, my bread was turning, my eggs were growing toenails. lol

[@tigresa2546]

Remember, the best thing to hypnotise someone with is nothing on the end of a string!

[@danyaylsoftheland]

Windmills

[@94popart]

toenails.

[@sinisterp.3238]

Windmill Count:

[@anyadaniels7071]

"everyone in the caffe just fell over and died" KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM

[@CJODell12]

"Suddenly the going in bell went: SUS! SUS!"

[@CyanideCreeper]

I lost it when Sir Martin Poliakoff Came in XD

[@SmashBros2009]

A sus bell? Where can I get one of those?:P

[@naransolongoboldbayer8030]

I think I saw one at the juj store.

[@SmashBros2009]

+Kieran Rolfe Haha noice.:D

[@thecrowbarfoogle647]

I don't know any place you can get a sus bell. Do you know where I can get a gold toenails?

[@trainerred2063]

+ZacharieCrackerie go ask shram and sheddle.

[@tinystalker1821]

Preposterous Presents

[@michealmc4225]

I watched this with my cousin and I almost fell of my chair

[@5dethtojoker]

Suddenly the bell goes off "sus "sus"

[@94popart]

XD

[@soulbabe79]

" then the going in Bell rings"
*sus sus*
Me: where can I get that?

[@thomasbaron5367]

"I was the table." LOL xD

[@patricklauer4452]

*Clicks* Noice touch adding "Phantoms Can't Hang" By Deadmau5

[@angusg832]

This is the first YTP I've seen that uses the new Michael Rosen videos... Noice...

[@fiestathepinata2835]

everybody in the cafe fell over and died... murder dog sightings

[@vonmillardmanalastas7524]

4:25:"My peas began to pee, faster and faster"

[@creeperfun3249]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[@theregalproletariat]

And my dead dad wants tea in his tea in his tea in his tea in his tea in his tea in his tea in his tea in his tea in his tea in his tea in his tea in his tea in his tea in his tea in his NO!!!
Brilliant job as always Root.

[@officialxverzusz]

0:02
"Wake up, wake up! I'm dead!"
"...hol' up-"

[@rnbw376]

Why did "Jellyf-jelly-jellyf-jelly-jellyf-jelly-jam" crack me up? I'm kind of tired I guess

[@SodorIslandProductionsRails]

0:27 Tea in his tea in his tea A whole lot of tea in his

[@oliversherman2414]

I love your channel keep up the great stuff

[@WingedEternitys]

1:37 “Weeeeeeeee! Ka-flup!”

[@Feetkiller97]

this made my day! have a nice TOENAIL everybody

[@thomasbaron5367]

2:21 that bit killed me! LOL :'D

[@kiwinugget7339]

"My eggs were growing toenails"

[@grfrjiglstan]

Oh my god, I just got the pun in 'Jellyfish Jam', the Spongebob episode. I can't believe I never got that before!

[@DRSTRANGELOVEIN]

I also fondly recall the *SUSSing* of the school *SUSS* bell.

[@meltedpython546]

In the first 6 seconds I’ve already decided to like this video

[@girlwiththeblueglasses8284]

“He had a little sticker and he had a little ticket and he hasn’t got a ticket which he calls a ticket”
*off key recorder*

[@stewiegriffin689]

34 Dads wanted tea in their tea

[@McSpudVODS]

Ayy... 6k subs!!! Congrats! Can we expect a special from you any time soon? I always loved the specials :D

[@RootNegativeSixteen]

Afraid not, I've been too occupied with college and my job and college to make anything elaborate this time around :/ Most of my video effort right now is going into my entry for the 70th Birthday Collab, so you have that to look forward to at least.

[@McSpudVODS]

+RootNegativeSixteen fair enough :) lookin forward to the collab entry :D

[@GDP999-z1u]

The Windmill Rave

[@coolbananas5399]

Can't have a RNS vid without... WINDMILLS!

[@MarisaMage]

I like your YTPing style.

[@JJungleJapeson]

Happy 100K views! (Aside from the collab)

[@sanpakurecords]

RootNegativeSixteen is senpai

[@nungus145]

yes pls

[@sanpakurecords]

RootNegativeSenpai

[@theopgamer76]

What Does Senpai Meam??

[@sanpakurecords]

look it up

[@sanpakurecords]

I think he was asking what the word 'Senpai' meant

[@zeno.profile]

Hey 4i, nice work on this one...

[@Priderage]

3:40 Christ I lost it

[@tommeyboss5230]

Im not crist or Jesus Im the other one the other son lord. I got a phone bill to pay its an idiot world to be cursed.

[@IitzAdamly]

root your intro is amazing :)

[@munchie_gov]

man rootnegative16 is the best michael rosen ytp maker

[@suprcollider]

Suddenly, the going in bell went SUS, SUS XD

[@TheSamnashgames]

This is fuuuucking confusing when you're pissed

[@jacobfisher8922]

No way! Phantoms can't hang! That's my favorite DeadMau5 song!! Noice indeed

[@TinOfBoost]

I love this channel