Everytime I get a notification of someone who's comment consists of trying to make any kind of sense from a comedian on stage, my literal reaction is "oh God, just STFU and learn how to laugh." it's really not that hard people
That ain't no joke 😂💯 I had a bigger homie get a leg cramp one time and we was deep and had like 8 homies round but ain't no one was trying go in the water we was scared we was finna drown with him 😂😭💀
Lol I white water raft regularly and the rules he’s telling about being active in your own rescue and getting to the lifeline are 100% accurate. I’m dying lol.
I went rafting with Lance yesterday. He said the funniest part about it is that Kevin lost his ring on the trip, and Kevin said,"ah don't worry about it, it didn't mean nothing," and then his wife slapped him right across the face. XD
@@maryem8263 Yeah you right. Outside of the two prisons ain't much to write home about. Now Wasilla was beautiful but the way to Houston was amazing! Nothing like what I get here in Juneau though :-p
lance was our raft guide today at the ocoee! i didnt believe him when he told us this, and of course, googled it... "holy jesus save me!!!" hahah. love it!!
can u imagine his kids at night hearing bedtime stories? They couldn't go to sleep for laughing probably. He is so so so funny, I just enjoy him to the fullest.
I almost drowned white water rafting and I was on the swim and water polo team all through high school. The rapids were just INSANE and it started raining extremely hard. It was terrifying
me too! the rapid dragged me down, could not stay afloat despite wearing the lifejacket. was horrible experience! was lucky as i was about to give up the rapid area finished and could catch my breathe.
K. B. ....I did a class 2 in Tennessee and I will never do white water rafting of any kind ever again. We were all mad at each other in the raft because of the amount of work involved and some couldn’t do it.
I’m a Muslim and not the half assed kind I’m the kind that looks at every package to see if the food has pork😭😭😭 and I wasn’t offended. Kevin Hart is a legend.
Glad this video is here, because for whatever reason, Netflix cut this from their version. I saw this when it originally dropped, so I was shocked that it was missing!
I went white water rafting years ago with my mother and she fell in! Kevin is not joking those rapids are crazy! I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe when he said “before we go do this....” because I didn’t want to go my mother forced me to go and I had the exact same feeling- ‘I don’t want to do this!!’ Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
you know how good u need to be, to hold an audience's attention for 10 fucking minutes with a single story. and every fucking funny line made the audience crack up. This guys great!
I went white water rafting about a month ago.. it was the coolest yet most terrifying thing I ever did..wanna find out who your true friends are?? Go white water rafting together!!
I've rafting the river he is talking about for a long time, and he is telling the truth about pretty much the whole experience. However, he's a braver soul than I am - I ain't bailing on the Hell Hole, I'm staying in the boat no matter what!
Of comedians alive today, Kevin and Chris Rock are the only 2 I will stop whatever I am doing and watch them on UA-cam or wherever else I can see them. So good, always.
Kevin Hart is one of my favorite men on earth! I feel like you could literally become friends with him if you had a chance to shoot the shit with him for a while. Nobody makes me laugh like he does. 🤣😂
but you don't pray to jesus , we only pray to Allah if you do pray to jesus it's forbiden to pray to anyone but Allah , why are you offended it's good joke tbh xD
@@hansaerol3359 😆🤣!!! LOL! " Calm down, JESUS! " Lol I had to see who commented on this, expecting someone being snarky. I'm so glad I did, you just made my day!
She slapped him because a wedding ring is a symbol of love and commitment. When he said it was”nothing” she slapped him reflexively. So...did you guys call the police on your moms when they slapped you for being stupid🤣🤣???
I grew up in Idaho. My grandma was adopted and didnt meet her family until she was about 70. Her new found relatives live in canada. So now you're up to date on things, last summer the Canadians came down to idaho and stayed with us at my grandparents' cabin. While they were here we went on a white water trip down a segment of the Peyette river known as the Cabarton. The canadians were literally scared to tears and I was riding the bull jumping into the water having the time if my life. This story reminded me of em.
I went white water rafting about two weeks ago on the Snake River with my dad, older sister, brother-in-law, and two nephews. It was a Class 3 rapid, so right about in the middle, not too scenic, not too rough. There was, however, a section nicknamed Lunch Counter, as it was where people who weren't ready (according to the instructor) would get "served." I also was one of the few people to ever lose my paddle blade while rowing, which necessitated the instructor retrieving it from the water.
Everytime I get a notification of someone who's comment consists of trying to make any kind of sense from a comedian on stage, my literal reaction is "oh God, just STFU and learn how to laugh." it's really not that hard people
Affection shit the fuck up haten ass bitch
Affection Ameen, Dear Heart. Laughter is the best! People just need to 'Let Go'!
Keep Doing You!!!
You are really pretty do you have Instagram? Not a perv dont worry 😂
Affection deal with it *THUG LIFE*
Affection I
“ this is the second time I’ve left someone for dead and they’ve survived “😭
Lmmfao
naeem is the third
@Haroon Abdul Majeed what the fuck?
Dutch Bitch after that you better just give in and tell God you're sorry...lol 😂💯
Dutch Bitch love ya anyway 😂🙋💕😉🌠
He's just pure talent. You ever notice Kevin Hart puts like seven jokes in the one joke and then he ties it all together I mean just pure genius
Love him. He opens his mouth...I'm dying laughing!
masterful story teller
his white lady instructor impression was spot on lol
ri3it483qthirf Right. Im a white lady and that was epic 😂
@@maryem8263 I'm a white man
ri3it483qthirf 2:39 💯😂
Accurate information too!
"We've been paid" ..... HILARIOUS!!!!
😂😂😂. “I couldn’t pull him up because I was laughing.”😂
StarCossedWarrior Esyale me as a friend, I can relate😂😂😂
That ain't no joke 😂💯 I had a bigger homie get a leg cramp one time and we was deep and had like 8 homies round but ain't no one was trying go in the water we was scared we was finna drown with him 😂😭💀
Hmu lol
I went water rafting and that same thing happened to me. My friend nearly fell out to from laughing so hard
@@RedNightmare-qr5mb 😂😂😂
"he went straight to Christianity"
I'm dead lol
When in need call the pro
Assassin Seriously! And I love Hart’s delivery. 👍🤣
@VolDep45 ya but in islam he doesnt believe that jesus is god
@VolDep45 Always has to be one smh.
Lmmfao
"heyyy look who made herself a swimmer, up top..give me some" lmao
Ang Jo he find the cam to stare straight at it. it was so funny when he said that🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Ang Jo u cute🥰😍
Ang Jo 🤣🤣🤣
You fine ang jo
Lol I white water raft regularly and the rules he’s telling about being active in your own rescue and getting to the lifeline are 100% accurate. I’m dying lol.
👋from Salmon River
Dont care didnt ask
@@will6393 wtf? if you "don't care," stay the fk out of the comment section
I went rafting with Lance yesterday. He said the funniest part about it is that Kevin lost his ring on the trip, and Kevin said,"ah don't worry about it, it didn't mean nothing," and then his wife slapped him right across the face. XD
Luke Pace where was this at? I know it’s in Chattanooga but where was the water rafting place at?
I just went with lance too on a Lee trip.
I also went rafting with him on the nantahala
Did his wife go to jail for assault? Because she should have.
Tora Chan not really
I'm a black person in Chattanooga Tennessee. He's right theres no other black people here
All around Dodds Avenue and that neighborhood, man.
cannibal cupcakes lol I went to Chatanooga and damn is it gorgeous there. Thats saying alot, i live in Alaska.
@@maryem8263 What city?
GHSTTHERENEGADE Palmer
@@maryem8263 Yeah you right. Outside of the two prisons ain't much to write home about. Now Wasilla was beautiful but the way to Houston was amazing! Nothing like what I get here in Juneau though :-p
I could listen to Kevin tell stories all day 😂😂
I can not believe this was 8 years ago because this never gets old!! Every time I watch I’m 🤣🤣🤣
"Blink so I can stop laughing"😂😂😂😂😂
“He went straight to Christianity”😂😂😂😂😂
lance was our raft guide today at the ocoee! i didnt believe him when he told us this, and of course, googled it... "holy jesus save me!!!" hahah. love it!!
OMG! Makes this even funnier!
Old lady orientation. Is she real? She sounds so real!!P
Rayleana Schenkenfelder that’s too funny 😂 lance sounds great
Do yall know what show he's talking about
What a great name.
Do you know how awful a swim you have to have to pray to someone else's god?
Zac Davis allah is the same God that christians believe in, both stem from Abraham
Haha hahaha hahaha
Allan Kaul loooool no they’re not!
Sheneika X 100% same God. Christians just believe Jesus was the son of God.
Gucci Mane Christians believe Jesus is God - Muslim believe he was a only a prophet. Pretty big difference when one religion denies the others God
our guide Lance told us about this story today I was dead
Tyler Davis Wait so this is a real story?
Solon Draco yeah almost all his story’s are
Was this in ocoee?
@@tylerbaggett5058 yup
Lance is a really good guide, too!
Honestly, he is a master storyteller. So darn funny.😂
ua-cam.com/video/xoxvHAUHFi0/v-deo.html
Check out josh wolf
can u imagine his kids at night hearing bedtime stories? They couldn't go to sleep for laughing probably. He is so so so funny, I just enjoy him to the fullest.
"Don't worry, he's underwater, he'll *POP UP*."
Me: Excuse me bish...
@you know its *too. whos ghetto?
I lost it LOL
Aye hell pop up.... bobbing lifelessy XD
Pop up dead 🤣😂🤣
“Don’t worry. He’s underwater. He’ll pop up.” 💀
Eeeeeee........
This is even funnier now after I've seen Jumanji.
HA! You just know he drew from this experience for his role in that movie.
I almost drowned white water rafting and I was on the swim and water polo team all through high school. The rapids were just INSANE and it started raining extremely hard. It was terrifying
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me too! the rapid dragged me down, could not stay afloat despite wearing the lifejacket. was horrible experience! was lucky as i was about to give up the rapid area finished and could catch my breathe.
Lol
I wouldn’t raft on a sunny day
K. B. ....I did a class 2 in Tennessee and I will never do white water rafting of any kind ever again. We were all mad at each other in the raft because of the amount of work involved and some couldn’t do it.
As a Muslim I thought this was theeeee funniest thing I ever heard!!!!!
The entire skit really...
but THAT part!!
Sonja Teal thank you! Someone with a sense of humor that doesn't take everything so seriously lol
Affection 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
LMAO SAME
@ladywharton o do shut up. 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Why does your religion have anything to do with you watching a comedy skit
I'm suprised he didn't say "no wonder its called WHITE water rafting" 😂😂😂
Clever clever 🧠
I am not a racist but I love racial humor. I wish we could all just learn to laugh at ourselves as a human species.
Probably the whitest thing ive ever read
Mitchell Hogg he’s not wrong tho this generations filled with a bunch of pussies that can’t laugh at jokes, let alone not get mad at certain “words”
Look I'm a Jewish man; if a joke is funny not mean its funny. We have to remember the difference.
Yep me too
@@mitchellhogg4627 Now that's NOT funny that's mean!
I went rafting in hellhole, my instructor fell out 😂
I read that as butthole for some weird reason.
Old lady orientation. Is she real? She sounds so real!!
“If he is, we can bring him back”
“This asshole keeps floating against the rock”
I went white water rafting with my youth group for church and fell out and then got ran over by the damn raft
💀💀💀💀
You had it coming
Parzival Did you die?
@@jeffghant4760 Asking the real questions
@@jeffghant4760 💀
As someone who's had terrifying whitewater rafting experiences (2 & never ever again) I found this hysterical 😂 . I could picture every detail.
"No bitch, you better get to 8ft" hahaha i would've had the same reaction
"Water goes over, clap clap, you're dead" Haha so many great lines
I’m a Muslim and not the half assed kind I’m the kind that looks at every package to see if the food has pork😭😭😭 and I wasn’t offended. Kevin Hart is a legend.
🤣
But u do eat bacon cheeseburgers
@@georgethinks9431 no pigs. so no.
@@voidinheritant its not even bacon its made from newspapers
@@georgethinks9431 I never knew this. I'm gonna start eating bacon now
why isn't this part on the version on Netflix smh glad it's here
Anniee LyricalGoddess p
Anniee LyricalGoddess ugh ikr
Right!! Cause i had watched the one on Netflix and then see this. I rewatched it like 4 times trying to find this part😂
Netflix is very lefty. Not a surprise.
Apparently it's controversial given all the people arguing on here.
“This is the second time I’ve left somebody for dead and they survived”
Kevin you fucking genius
Chattanooga REPRESENT!!!
"I turn around. I don't see Naieem no more." Slayed. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🙌
Naeem
This man is so ridiculously funny!💯 So glad he and his friends are doing okay from the accident.🙏
"If you're at 8ft, I suggest you get to 7" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The imitation of the guy giving instructions was bang on. I've backed out of shit because of those kind of instructions.😂
536 comments, 285 comments begin with 'went rafting last weekend, Lance was my guide.....'
Lol......I thought the same thing!
Because Lance shows people this clip as proof!!
Has to be one of his FUNNIEST stories lol
U need to get out more
"he should eat a pork sandwich to kill himself" this was wrong on so many levels I couldn't stop laughing!
Best line!
Glad this video is here, because for whatever reason, Netflix cut this from their version. I saw this when it originally dropped, so I was shocked that it was missing!
allah im about to die, where u at man" funniest part
😆
Nah Jesus part was way better! Haha hypocrite xD
Technically they're the same God but okay.
yoshi lorak technically you shouldn’t type something you have no knowledge in ... way different they don’t even hold the same values let alone morals
الله موجود ولكن نعيم نسي وانا اشك فى القصة اصلا
“This was the second time I left somebody for dead and they made it back...” 🤣🤣🤣
“This is the 2nd time I left somebody for dead and they survived”
Hmmmmm👀👀👀👀
They removed this joke from his special. Just watched it on Netflix and it’s gone. This joke was so funny
Cause these sensitive ass people out here that's why smh
Years later and still hilarious
I went white water rafting years ago with my mother and she fell in! Kevin is not joking those rapids are crazy! I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe when he said “before we go do this....” because I didn’t want to go my mother forced me to go and I had the exact same feeling- ‘I don’t want to do this!!’ Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
you know how good u need to be, to hold an audience's attention for 10 fucking minutes with a single story. and every fucking funny line made the audience crack up. This guys great!
I can watch this man do his jokes over & over and I belly laugh every time. Absolutely love him! Never gets old.😍
I went white water rafting about a month ago.. it was the coolest yet most terrifying thing I ever did..wanna find out who your true friends are?? Go white water rafting together!!
Heyyyyy, look who made herself a swimmer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😂🤣🤪😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
No surprise they divorced. He sounded like an asshole.
Hart can make any story hilarious. And if I wasn't afraid of white water rafting before, I am now. 😳
“Blink so I can stop laughing” 😂 had me dying
Kevin is so good at telling stories! I always laugh lmao
You gotta be a part of your own rescue!!
😆
Shark Bait ,all that means is ,don’t just lay there and wait to be saved, asians and yanks are well known to do this on NZ raft trips, fact.
You got to help me help you!!
Dying here 😂😂😂😂
@@banjopete
Well duh...
true story. Heard him calling my name instead of Allah 😂
oh God!!!! ahahhahha
everyone look busy, Jesus is coming
Bruce Maddox 👀 but yea I enjoy just reading the Bible sometimes... oh what, hey Jesus 😅
@happyhappyjoyful 🤣
Hitting thumbs down never crossed my mind . Honest
I've rafting the river he is talking about for a long time, and he is telling the truth about pretty much the whole experience. However, he's a braver soul than I am - I ain't bailing on the Hell Hole, I'm staying in the boat no matter what!
never seen Kevin's stand-up before, bloody hilarious.
They're all funny. You oughtta check em out
Wen kev said "What if we need it?" When they told kevin to toss the life line out to get his buddy took me out 😂😂😂😭😭😭
Love the way he dramatizes his stories, while keeping them rooted in the real relatable stuff.
I probably laughed myself into the bathroom 😂😂 kevin hart jis standups are the best,hes a comedian genius
Having White Water Guided before, this was fucking hilarious 😂😂😂
If you enjoy this story then watch this video to see the carnage the Ocoee River can dish out: ua-cam.com/video/--MgkoeQQs8/v-deo.html
The one redeeming quality rafts have is that kayakers get to see everyone look terrified for a class 3
FastFredRuddock
FastFredRuddock
Why everybody have religious arguments on a Kevin Hart video y'all that simple minded
MrKrabs Be Lit Good question
This one never gets old. I laugh every time, with tears.🤣
5:59 "Fuck Hell Hole! AHHHH"😂😂😂
8:29 IM DONE!!!!💀💀💀😂😂😂
Za'kira Volturi You're funny man
Parker Bergeski -lol thanks
"Blink so I can stop laughing" lmaooo
Too funny! Thanks for the post. Made me smile 😊
*"I been wantin' to do tha Titanic, i wanted to be the original..awhhhh"* 😂
As soon as Kevin opens his mouth, I'm laughing. Funniest comedian EVER!!
Ok?
Kevin is a madman !! I never realized how talented Kevin is !!
Of comedians alive today, Kevin and Chris Rock are the only 2 I will stop whatever I am doing and watch them on UA-cam or wherever else I can see them. So good, always.
Kevin Hart is one of my favorite men on earth! I feel like you could literally become friends with him if you had a chance to shoot the shit with him for a while. Nobody makes me laugh like he does. 🤣😂
Having been white water rafting once as free perk from my job, I can totally relate to his experience.
What a funny story teller! Lmao 🤣 all by myself, quietly so my neighbors couldn’t hear! 😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣
i love this segment. thank you.
Thank God for comedy it truly is the best medicine
Accurate description . I've done it AND live near where they did this!! 😊☺️😊
Karen M I used to guide on the Ocoee. I live near there too! Hell hole is a blast. Love the way he described it!
Blink so I can stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wen he comes with a new show i wanna start watching him from his olds ones till new ones again😄😄😄
Kevin’s talking about the OCOEE River in Benton, TN....my daughter & former son in law were raft guides....now my grandson is in the summer....
As a muslim I use “Jesus” context as well. We believe him too just FYI. I saw myself into “Naim” 😂
but you don't pray to jesus , we only pray to Allah if you do pray to jesus it's forbiden to pray to anyone but Allah , why are you offended it's good joke tbh xD
@@snakedis9052 they clearly are not offended.
@@snakedis9052 As i said I believe him read again I didn't say I pray to him. Just calm down! Jesus!
@@hansaerol3359 😆🤣!!! LOL! " Calm down, JESUS! " Lol I had to see who commented on this, expecting someone being snarky. I'm so glad I did, you just made my day!
Kevin is soooo funny! I love his humor.
Hart makes me laugh so hard I struggle to breath! Outstanding!
First time rafting, first class 5 rapid, we got dumped and I went down the whole thing without a raft. Water boarding by the Upper Gauley.
Blink so I can STOP LAUGHING..HOLY SHIT🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love the clapping 👏 👏 😂😂
This is some funny stuff.
Hell hole is the last rapid on the trip.
Love the Ocoee
She slapped him because a wedding ring is a symbol of love and commitment. When he said it was”nothing” she slapped him reflexively. So...did you guys call the police on your moms when they slapped you for being stupid🤣🤣???
No woman will ever put their hands on me I guarantee you that
He's so small he could be the hood ornament LOL🌊😂😂🌊🌊
I know I'm late but I'm in tears right now
You ain't blinkin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣..
Shit had me rollin.
I grew up in Idaho. My grandma was adopted and didnt meet her family until she was about 70. Her new found relatives live in canada. So now you're up to date on things, last summer the Canadians came down to idaho and stayed with us at my grandparents' cabin. While they were here we went on a white water trip down a segment of the Peyette river known as the Cabarton. The canadians were literally scared to tears and I was riding the bull jumping into the water having the time if my life. This story reminded me of em.
A masterclass in comedy, just hilarious
I'm silently cracking up at 3am🤣🤣🤣
"Life line 7 feet, if you 8 feet ......"😂
I went white water rafting about two weeks ago on the Snake River with my dad, older sister, brother-in-law, and two nephews. It was a Class 3 rapid, so right about in the middle, not too scenic, not too rough. There was, however, a section nicknamed Lunch Counter, as it was where people who weren't ready (according to the instructor) would get "served." I also was one of the few people to ever lose my paddle blade while rowing, which necessitated the instructor retrieving it from the water.
my eyes glazed over at the 8.50 point
The Ending was Fire 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He is GREAT with details on this!!! Love it!!!