2018: Still hilarious! Idk why but the part when he said the dolphin cut a deal with a shark to bring him some dark meat was clever and hilarious. Same with the ostrich being so mad he didn't care about running into a wall or another ostrich.🤣 Those lines are the art behind comedy...its not the punch line but equally important to the whole bit.
I'm laughing this hard it feels like i'm building muscle. I can genuinly see the ostrich run next to him and its one of the funniest visuals i've imagined! This is my kind of humor. Dude's awesome 🤣
I was laughing so hard, it hurt! I couldn’t catch my breath! I lost it after “you didn’t see number 8 dolphin disappear?” had to stop to breathe! Love him
i was watching this vid it's so funny but it's even funnier when you tell ur parents ur doing work and instead ur watching this so i'm just silently dying
I know this sounds cheesy but when I'm depressed or sad like I am today I watch Kevin Hart and I just want to say to him you a funny ass b**** and thank you for all making us laugh and smile
Kevin was hilarious even a decade ago. His humor has no time limit, -it's like he's back from the future or some weird thing. I'm freaking laughing so hard I can hardly breathe and my eyes are watering. Either I'm dying right f'n now, or he's just that funny.
“Why...why would you throw a pen at it...if we don’t know what it is?” 😂😭
ChimChim ARMY
OMG I JUST SAID THE SAME THING!🤣🤣🤣
It’s nice to know armys think alike😂
😂👍🏻
Armys are EVERYWHERE I'm not bullshitting!!!!😂
“I didn’t even realise that I was walking and talking shit at the same time”😂😂😂😂😂😂
Guess daddy's mine.
Damnnn Craig lol
lmao awesome
His body facing the front but his head lookin at us lmfao
He wasn't worried about a wall or running into another ostrich 😂🤣
Elegant Pharoah 😅😂😂🤣🤣
hahaha man niiice
The ostrich bit never gets old... I must have watched it a 1000 times by now 😂😂😂
Watch him being afraid with Steve Irwin kid
Quite correct
HIS BODY WAS STILL FACING THIS WAY! 🏃♂️ BUT HIS HEAD WAS STILL LIKE THIS! 😐
He had an with the Roadrunner
Bruh I'm weak 😭
"my dolphin went straight to the bottom of the rank" lol 😂😂
Lol
"I never lied that fast in my life" 😂😂
*tank
Tank lol
Stand up it’s like 3 feet😂😂
WE 👏🏿DON'T 👏🏿EVEN 👏🏿KNOW 👏🏿WHAT 👏🏿IT 👏🏿 IS
Tomas Balderas 🤣🤣
You got 1.1k likes with 1 comment, now you got 2
😄😄😄😄
And now you got 4
i cant wait till he finds out about cassowary's
Every time the camera zooms in on Kevin's face whenever he says "but his head was looking at us" was just perfect.
PERFECT EDITING! XD
Hahahaahha ikr
hahaha man this comment rules
Fear of animals.
What was he again in Jumanji?
Mathew Godfrey LOOOL
Mathew Godfrey a zoologist 😂
Yes I know this was a question just for people who didn’t know
He was a zoologist plus, Jumanji 2 XD
dude are you serious
Yh
everyone's quoting him and I'm over here wondering why there was an ostrich in Nebraska
Or the fact ostriches can't run 60 mph I think Kevin Hart embellishes what actually happens
Fenrys my grandma has ostrich farm there
Fenrys It was most likely a Emu
emus run 30 mph maybe a little faster, on ostrich can only run like 45
Me half way thru joke
Where the hell are you in Nebraska I been all over and the only weird animal I seen was an alpaca
"His body was facing this way... but his head was still like this!"
LMAO!
LMFAO!!!
haha! very nice
😂😂😂😂😂
the dolphin and the ostrich parts are hilarious!!
that1guy813 lol
yes tf it is I miss this shit im crying my ass off
How did he not know what an ostrich was...? Lol
Literally the only two parts to the video
wk cave no, there’s the part about the gnats, dum dum
lol "why dont u just apoligize, cuz I didnt throw it"...." i let loose dat time"
lmfao im dying right now
"What's that?"
"I don't know. It looks like a big ass man-pingeon."
😂😂😂 Why does that crack me up sooo much😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omg that's my new favorite line lol
😅😅😅
Shut up.
Its a big a** man pigeon
Man pigeon😭😂
"WEDON'TKNOWWHATTHEFUCKITIS!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"we don't even know what it is" lol😂😂😂
*"His body was facing this way... But his head, his head was like this"*
When he started talking about the ostrich I lost it🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
it was like a big ass man pidgeon!
Fuck i wish i had friends that were this funny
XxnkklllllxX I think they think the same way as you do
XxnkklllllxX poor u
My friends are really funny but not as funny as Kevin
hehehe best comment ever
i agree
lmao. Why would you throw a pen at it?! When we don't even know what it is!!
WEAUSJKLHAIWOQJFLDKNV
crownathena iiiiii
this comment was posted 11 years ago that's crazyyy how's life going @crownathena
ahhhh hahahaha. NOBODY SAW THE BLACK FUCKING SWIRL MISSING?!?!
Brandi Maness calm down man it's 3 feet just stand up 😂😂😂 lol
Damn you really made this comment a whole decade ago
Kevin’s stand ups are absolutely awesome!!!👏👏👏
Lmao “Calm down its 3ft just stand up!!”😂😂😂😂 Lmao he was walking and didn’t even go underwater
The thing is, Kevin is like, the height of a middle schooler, so three feet is kinda deep for him
"I don't know it's like a big ass man pigeon" XD
“Why would you throw the pen? I-If you don’t even know what it is?” BRUH IM DEAD!😂😭
It's funnier knowing how scared he really is of animals. He doesn't even tell jokes exactly he just tells his life stories really well😂
2018: Still hilarious! Idk why but the part when he said the dolphin cut a deal with a shark to bring him some dark meat was clever and hilarious. Same with the ostrich being so mad he didn't care about running into a wall or another ostrich.🤣 Those lines are the art behind comedy...its not the punch line but equally important to the whole bit.
Ik I felt like that line wasn’t appreciated enough
That ostrich part was THE best😂😂
Why don't you just apologize 😂😂😂😂
Legends says the pigeon still looking for Kevin and his friend
“Why don’t you just apologize?” 😂💀💀
Pregnant gnat
Lmmmmaaaaooo
ostriches are fast they can be scary sometimes
*Laughs in cassowary*
Jumunji the next level be like: hehe 😉
43 mph isn’t that bad
@@matthew_natividad that’s pretty bad Bruhh smh
@@russelljohnson437 on foot yeah but not by car
The part with the ostrich is just tooo funny 🤣😂😂
Facts 😂😂
He gets chased by ostriches in Jumanji 2😂😂
I'm laughing this hard it feels like i'm building muscle. I can genuinly see the ostrich run next to him and its one of the funniest visuals i've imagined!
This is my kind of humor. Dude's awesome 🤣
😅😭😭
Who's Still watching this in 2018
bossgee Malik me
Me. Lol
Hey
Meh
Me x33
I was laughing so hard, it hurt! I couldn’t catch my breath! I lost it after “you didn’t see number 8 dolphin disappear?” had to stop to breathe! Love him
"Why would you throw a pin at it.... If... If we don't know what it is?" 😂 😂😂😭😭😂😂
Kevin: *Doesnt like animals*
*In jumanji* Kevin: *A zooalogist*
GG zoology bitch
That just gave me a stroke.
It’s a moooooovie
Why is he on plural when he's only one? It's Zoologist not zooalogists.
@@deontejohnson51782 no shiiiiiiiit
don't
watch this
while.dribking water
it willnt end well
“Man-pigeon” - never heard an ostrich described that way before!!!
"...he cut a deal with a shark,bring me a black piece of meat,somethin bad 'bout to happen"
😂😂😂😂
2019 and still watching..
It's 2019 and I'm STILL 😂😂😂😂😂!!!!
"Come on stop bein a bitch. lets just do it " lol I LOVE THAT STORY!!!
Kev is the MAN!!!!!
1:35 dolphins
4:08 ostriches
“ Why Don’t You Just Apologize “😂😂😂
"Man pidgeon" gave me the belly laughs!🤣🤣🤣
The irony that he said that he doesn't like Ostriches, and flashforward to Jumanji Next Level. 😂😂
2020 still watching!!! 😂🤣😂🤣
"It was a pregnant nat"
I've been reading about the ostrich so much this was so funny! Lmao
I'm scared of ostriches. Me having seen Jumanji 2
I love how he was crying so freaking funny
"Its 3 feet, stand up"
*pen hits ostrich chest*
ostrich: and i took that personally.
This dude is one of the funniest people alive!
'it's three feet's just stand up'
Damn 😂😂😂😂
one of the most solid comics in the game. Guys material keeps getting better He is funny as hell.
Haha thats like my favorite part, when he starts gettin ''emotional'' XD
“Big ass man pigeon” 🤣
1:39, right after he says he is afraid of dolphins, someone imitates a dolphin sound LMAO
His body was facing this way but his head was still like this LMAO
Who still watching in 2019?
The bird part gots me good x'DDD
nobody saw the black fuckin swirl goin around!! xD omg that shit was so funny
Who is hear after watching jumanji 2.🤣🤣🤣🤣he was crying out of fear😂😂😂🤣
i was watching this vid it's so funny but it's even funnier when you tell ur parents ur doing work and instead ur watching this so i'm just silently dying
Bro the ostrich got me so baddd
That man pigeon story was the funnies i have ever heard 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Why would ya throw a pen at it if we don’t even know what it is”😂🤣
That ostrich joke never gets old...
hahaha " When i Catch Y'all ima Fuck Both Y'all Up" :D
OH MY LORD THIS IS SO HILARIOUS! STILL IN 2021😂🤣🤣🤣
I wonder if the ostrich story had any influence on the desert chase from Jumanji: The Next Level 😂
*I MEAN WHY.. WHY DID YOU THROW A PEN AT IT 😭😭😭 i..if we dont even now what it is!!!??*
“It’s a big ass man pigeon😂😂😂😂😂
That ostritch be like "You throw a pen at me? Imma give you nightmares for YEARS!"
I never laughed so hard in my life😂😭😭😂
One of my favorite comedians. So damned funny. XD
It's 11: 41 pm Central time here in Houston, and I'm Cracking up at that Ostrich skit! 😅😅😭😭
to all: its 'gnats'
:P
gipson123 thx i was wondering what that was
It's hard to understand if you're not a native speaker
Who's watching in 2019???!!!!!
"When i catch yall imma fuck both of yall up" LOL that nigga funny as hell!!!
Top speed of an ostrich is likee 70km/h which is ike 43mph lmao!
100yrsdeath But top speed of an Ostrich who's just been hit with a pen is close to a 100. He had power to spare for that ass kickin'.
@@PhillyD998 👌
you couldnt even see his legs lmfao
“We don’t even know what it is! WE DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT IS!!”😂😂
Question how do u punch a nat in the face
“I know a pregnant gnat when I see one!” LOL
I know this sounds cheesy but when I'm depressed or sad like I am today I watch Kevin Hart and I just want to say to him you a funny ass b**** and thank you for all making us laugh and smile
“Y would you throw a PeN At It” 😭😭
I love Kevin hart
There’s a dolphin in the audience 😂
The dolphin one took me out lmao I couldn't even breathe
You’re my favorite actor
Best...story...ever!!!
Kevin: (looks out window)
Ostrich: HERE'S JOHNNY MOTHER F*****!!!
I’m 6’5 270, and I had an ostrich come at me, and I thought I was tuff… I was wrong🤣🤣🤣
Nobody ever talks about how the ostrich story is exactly what happened in the second Jumanji movie lmao.
Kevin was hilarious even a decade ago. His humor has no time limit, -it's like he's back from the future or some weird thing. I'm freaking laughing so hard I can hardly breathe and my eyes are watering. Either I'm dying right f'n now, or he's just that funny.
Doris Edwards It’s probably hay-fever