Kevin Hart⎢Stay in your own financial lane!⎢Shaq's Five Minute Funnies⎢Comedy Shaq

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  • @mrdevinwang
    @mrdevinwang 5 років тому +8054

    life lesson: when someone says "I gotchu", just say "thanks!"

    • @OwolabbyAzeez
      @OwolabbyAzeez 5 років тому +86

      LMAO facts aha

    • @dinaloenr174
      @dinaloenr174 5 років тому +309

      But never ever say "ill pay you back" worst mistake ever we both know no one is getting paid back

    • @goldenmilkpudding8743
      @goldenmilkpudding8743 5 років тому +27

      i rather say SWEEEET

    • @NyxSunspot
      @NyxSunspot 5 років тому +147

      My goto is always, a single, BUT sincere, "Are you sure?" and there is literally zero argument from me after that lol. I have no problem accepting things from people and I don't want people to have problems accepting things from me. I wouldn't offer if I couldn't do it, and I'm not stupid enough to look a gift horse in the mouth.

    • @dollyessm1692
      @dollyessm1692 5 років тому +3

      Hahahah true

  • @bensterWasHere
    @bensterWasHere 6 років тому +13806

    I would have bought the dvd instead of watching it for free online, but....the way my bank account is setup...

  • @Tropicocitwo
    @Tropicocitwo 6 років тому +5556

    Kevin tells stories in the funniest way, it doesn't matter the subject lol he's a genius at storytelling

    • @nusthedespair9466
      @nusthedespair9466 6 років тому +46

      absolutely legendary storyteller

    • @Evangelionism
      @Evangelionism 6 років тому +70

      I think Eddie and Chapelle are masters of the highest tier.

    • @jameskareroa1392
      @jameskareroa1392 6 років тому +25

      And Jamie Foxx. Dude makes you feel like you're there

    • @heatherbeach4696
      @heatherbeach4696 5 років тому +4

      Absolutely!
      Think a couple of years ago he was voted "funniest man alive!"
      Was it a rumor?
      Does anyone know if he's been or going to tour recently?

    • @justinoiler9749
      @justinoiler9749 5 років тому +3

      @@nusthedespair9466
      Damien Contreras
      Uncle Justin pullin
      Aunt Jessica massey

  • @eldon.lee1
    @eldon.lee1 5 років тому +1149

    Kevin Hart: *One of the richest comedians and actors*
    Also Kevin Hart: “I’m scared of my card getting declined”

    • @incogttv325
      @incogttv325 5 років тому +12

      Eldon that’s why he is a comedian🤣

    • @eldon.lee1
      @eldon.lee1 5 років тому +3

      professor Zoom you’re right didn’t even think about that😂😂

    • @MyZ001
      @MyZ001 5 років тому +93

      Back then he wasn't. This was the start of his rise to fame. These standups is what set him off

    • @chezneymitchell6679
      @chezneymitchell6679 5 років тому +6

      This was a while ago dude

    • @Austin602
      @Austin602 5 років тому +4

      @@chezneymitchell6679 fr lol this was like 8 years ago

  • @sirjamesysenkoucxv613
    @sirjamesysenkoucxv613 5 років тому +287

    Every time he said "the way my bank account is set up" after the first time, I died laughing. 😂😂 it just gets funnier and funnier

    • @janellmeads1399
      @janellmeads1399 5 років тому +3

      Cause we know this feeling 😁bonus overdraft coverage✌

    • @KINGPHANTOMw85
      @KINGPHANTOMw85 4 місяці тому

      He set it up perfectly

  • @youaremylifepictures4680
    @youaremylifepictures4680 7 років тому +105

    "Mr. Hart! uh-uh! Didn't go through! I tried it three times! I even wiped it on my pants!"
    That shit killed me

  • @boogiedownbronx73
    @boogiedownbronx73 7 років тому +3894

    and 4 years later he is the top comedian in the world who earns the most sells out football stadiums...

    • @thorandil1
      @thorandil1 7 років тому +559

      But the way his bank account is still set up, he's got a checking and a savings, and all his money is in the savings.

    • @RR-kl4qy
      @RR-kl4qy 6 років тому +142

      and he needs a jeans pant to wipe it clean.

    • @mW-lx9qo
      @mW-lx9qo 5 років тому +95

      He's richer than Dwayne Wade too. Dwayne's worth $120mil. Kevin's worth around $150mil

    • @jpkibbler2466
      @jpkibbler2466 5 років тому +15

      FunkyDoolittle he a sellout for gaywood

    • @akhrormuminov7180
      @akhrormuminov7180 5 років тому +2

      thorandil1 and you have to wipe out it first to let it go thru

  • @pls-shanice
    @pls-shanice 3 роки тому +71

    I love when Dwayne and Kevin mention each other 😂

  • @baynqd1348
    @baynqd1348 6 років тому +620

    Doesn't anyone notice that he says "this not a joke this is a true story" to much 😂😂

    • @jayscribe7547
      @jayscribe7547 6 років тому +10

      Bayn QD who cares?

    • @DreadYgKuma
      @DreadYgKuma 6 років тому +5

      Because its not believable lol

    • @cornnellify
      @cornnellify 6 років тому +35

      That’s what you do when you’re getting ready to tell a colorful story. People do that in everyday conversation. His job is to tell stories to a room

    • @kiggerst
      @kiggerst 5 років тому +2

      Because sometimes life is stranger than fiction

    • @jovannpena3161
      @jovannpena3161 5 років тому

      He was caught lying once about a story

  • @suryahr307
    @suryahr307 5 років тому +1815

    UA-cam keeps asking me to subscribe to premium, they don't even allow me to explain that the way my bank account is set up..

    • @amalzuhair4495
      @amalzuhair4495 5 років тому +40

      Big Sur I’m so poor they don’t even ask me 😂😂😂

    • @Sir_DeRANGED_Psycho
      @Sir_DeRANGED_Psycho 5 років тому +1

      No

    • @hnktan
      @hnktan 5 років тому +6

      @@amalzuhair4495 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @x4na002
      @x4na002 5 років тому +2

      Lmao😂😂😂

    • @Mcraz05
      @Mcraz05 5 років тому +3

      Surya H R it’s gone take 3 buisness days 💀

  • @userh8323
    @userh8323 5 років тому +2625

    This isn't only with celebrities. You make friends with rich("comfortable") people and they're like "Let's split the bill!"
    Bruh, I ain't paying for your $120 lobster and $50 wine. Leave me, my chicken strips, and my water alone.

    • @2004dale
      @2004dale 5 років тому +16

      JustPassingBy 🤣

    • @henryjubeda7617
      @henryjubeda7617 4 роки тому +93

      I had some assholes pull this one me when I didn't even eat anything. I had like a glass of water and they had pizzas. Some people, sheesh.

    • @EnycmaPie
      @EnycmaPie 4 роки тому +71

      Middle class rich people are some of the most stingy mother fuckers. They will be changing cars every year but ask you to split the bill on food.

    • @rajiel26
      @rajiel26 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @mechelafarmer3466
      @mechelafarmer3466 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @juancarlosreyna2924
    @juancarlosreyna2924 7 років тому +446

    "The way my back account is set up" XD

  • @k.chriscaldwell4141
    @k.chriscaldwell4141 7 років тому +1617

    Works the same lower down as well. Middle-class people can go broke hanging with upper middle-class folks. _"Sure, I'd love to fly down to Florida with you for a weekend of Marlin fishing this weekend, but I have a mortgage and car and insurance payment due this month."_
    _"And the way my bank account is set up..."_

    • @mindon_3
      @mindon_3 6 років тому +8

      K. Chris Caldwell I’m dead

    • @Kelly101Girl
      @Kelly101Girl 6 років тому +66

      Hell yeah! I figured that out real quick when I started working in the corporate world and began going on dinners and lunchins with numerous coworkers. Had to cut that mess real quick

    • @bryanterry7012
      @bryanterry7012 6 років тому +7

      Kelly101Girl simple way to save money stay at home lol go to work grocery shop then home lol

    • @jayscribe7547
      @jayscribe7547 6 років тому +1

      K. Chris Caldwell u ain’t hardly lying

    • @DgoneOfficial
      @DgoneOfficial 6 років тому +56

      For me it's something like "i would love to go to out to a night club with you, but you see i think my landlord wants my rent this month as well."

  • @pukes6273
    @pukes6273 6 років тому +2352

    That athlete was Mayweather

    • @slg6233
      @slg6233 5 років тому +8

      Pukes who do uno?

    • @rl-fc1ry
      @rl-fc1ry 5 років тому +115

      @@slg6233 it's just a guess because Mayweather is known for spending huge amounts

    • @Dagma31
      @Dagma31 5 років тому +41

      Fuck mayweather

    • @garlicoshallots200
      @garlicoshallots200 5 років тому +74

      Plus Kevin used to make around 500k per year, Floyd use to make 100mil

    • @xDipset
      @xDipset 5 років тому +63

      @@rl-fc1ry and he said he had mad bitches. mayweather owns a strip club.

  • @ropgee_RG
    @ropgee_RG 6 років тому +314

    "unless you got jeans on, 'cause you gotta wipe it off" LMAO

    • @FadzliRealtor
      @FadzliRealtor 5 років тому +1

      I didn't get that joke... what does it mean?

    • @sitaay_cx3058
      @sitaay_cx3058 5 років тому +2

      Fadzli Realtor It was a punchline🤣🤣 he’s referring to what happened when his card got declined

    • @nocalsteve
      @nocalsteve 3 роки тому +1

      That’s just good life advice from a waitress.

  • @constantinedms6687
    @constantinedms6687 9 років тому +9406

    I would like to comment,but the way my UA-cam account is set up.......

  • @JackTWolanski
    @JackTWolanski 2 роки тому +18

    I love Kevin Hart's comedy. It's a riot! I'm very happy to laugh.

  • @luwamalem9537
    @luwamalem9537 6 років тому +151

    Ahh , the old "the way my bank is set up!"😂😩

  • @fantasia243645
    @fantasia243645 5 років тому +1989

    This is actual financial advice. He just tried to make it funny. I appreciate him not calling his aunt a female dog.

    • @James-bn6lg
      @James-bn6lg 5 років тому +24

      fantasia243645 shutup bitch

    • @bluz3932
      @bluz3932 5 років тому +2

      shut up bitch

    • @sameersharif6929
      @sameersharif6929 5 років тому +15

      "Tried to make it funny." Check yo grammer, he made it funny he didn't need to try.

    • @RokieYTGaming
      @RokieYTGaming 5 років тому +14

      @@sameersharif6929 the fuck is "grammer

    • @JassimBjj
      @JassimBjj 5 років тому +29

      @@sameersharif6929 isn't it ironic that you called him out for his grammar. And you still misspelled "your".

  • @Usama42034
    @Usama42034 5 років тому +22

    The way my bank account is set up
    Best punching line😂😂😂😂

  • @jblack8149
    @jblack8149 5 років тому +28

    I even wiped it on my pants 😂😂😂

  • @emmysgra
    @emmysgra 4 роки тому +54

    Lessons behind jokes. I love it

    • @Tee-Dot-Tv
      @Tee-Dot-Tv 2 роки тому

      Is that your real name? So beautiful! Its sounds French, although your surname sounds Malagasy. Am I close?

    • @Tee-Dot-Tv
      @Tee-Dot-Tv 2 роки тому

      @卐 Op Bhai 卐 😅🤦🏿‍♂️ oh shit, derr! In my defence I'm multilingual and understand YT is an international site, so my mind automatically thought of being open.
      Case and point, in your name it has a swastika (2 of them) a closed minded person would think "oh no a nazi!" But reading your name and seeing your picture, it's not a swastika in the German sense, which is bad, but a swastika in either Hinduism, Buddhism or Jainism am I right? You could be a neo nazi, but they wouldn't watch a Kevin Hart video!

  • @KT-ki8ik
    @KT-ki8ik 6 років тому +173

    I like this style of joke telling, when it comes back to something repetitive but that only makes it funnier

    • @karysmuh
      @karysmuh 2 роки тому +3

      I think those are called call backs

  • @berzerk6950
    @berzerk6950 5 років тому +9

    Hahahha Kevin Hart is one of the best story tellers out there today n he does it in such a hilarious way. I'd pay to see him live any day!!
    Oh wait let me check how my bank account is set up

  • @traeskeenz7518
    @traeskeenz7518 5 років тому +30

    0:57 I just realized thats Stephen A Smith sitting front row lmaoooo

  • @derciobene3458
    @derciobene3458 3 роки тому +19

    This is true for every social class. You gotta know who to hang out with

  • @dadgarage7966
    @dadgarage7966 3 роки тому +7

    The delivery and timing are spot on.

  • @mrheimdall
    @mrheimdall 5 років тому +81

    That "keeping up with the Jones's" attitude is the reason everybody is broke and in debt in the U.S. today.

  • @trendinglyrics3192
    @trendinglyrics3192 4 роки тому +14

    Bro , this guy is a legend ,I need to meet him 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @generalabz5684
    @generalabz5684 5 років тому +6

    Lol Steven A Smith sitting in the front row at 00:58 lmfao

  • @williamalexander3731
    @williamalexander3731 7 років тому +1165

    Mekhi Phifer bankrupt now and KH worth 70 million. How life changes.

    • @rumham7631
      @rumham7631 7 років тому +194

      not surprising after hearing what he did for his sons birthday

    • @Tropicocitwo
      @Tropicocitwo 6 років тому +75

      He's worth around 120million, he earned like 30 mill a year the past 2 years

    • @JoeOf91
      @JoeOf91 6 років тому +49

      i just googled it and it said he's worth -1.3 million. i am richer than him lol idk how accurate the source is though

    • @toonballoon6244
      @toonballoon6244 6 років тому +79

      JoeOf91 Common misconception tho. networth =/= income or actual money. You can be deemed a "billionaire" in networth with only like 100 million in a bank

    • @jayscribe7547
      @jayscribe7547 6 років тому +8

      William Alexander wow he’s broke? Damn!

  • @thebaroooz2145
    @thebaroooz2145 3 роки тому +5

    Kevin the only one who can say a joke multiple times and still get the biggest laugh

  • @devonschwartz5353
    @devonschwartz5353 5 років тому +46

    He keeps repeating the same joke for every story, genius! A true comedy gem!

  • @nettw4703
    @nettw4703 5 років тому +51

    This joke was one of his most popular he had everybody saying this. Haha

  • @mikebrennan7045
    @mikebrennan7045 7 років тому +688

    This is too true. Man, I met a few celebrities after I went to see their concert. I won't say names but their net worth is in the low millions. Im a plumber who makes 80k a year, 50k at the time. They were real cool, brought me on the tour bus to chill. I was saving for a house at the time. They invited me out and I said yea sure. All my house money was gone which was about 10k that took me 2 years to save. Lmfao! Great time and we still keep in touch, but now we do shit like go out on their boats or have dinner when they're in town because the way my bank account is set up I got the checking and the saving and all the money is in the saving. Lmao.

    • @provakarroychy1535
      @provakarroychy1535 7 років тому +7

      No f'ing Way! :o

    • @boosieboo9471
      @boosieboo9471 7 років тому +43

      lame attempt at a joke

    • @KaLa1865_
      @KaLa1865_ 6 років тому +12

      Taaha Siddiqui wow you rlly raining on everybody’s parade here..... I just saw you talk shit to someone else’s comment... you know, it’s just a joke. I don’t understand why you’re trying to bring them down...

    • @lilmelon5400
      @lilmelon5400 6 років тому +5

      Karen Lau At least he aint someone who wants fuckin "evidence". Hate ppl like that nowdays.

    • @KaLa1865_
      @KaLa1865_ 6 років тому +1

      Sniper Sharp107 that’s true

  • @shogrran
    @shogrran 5 років тому +8

    This set doesn't deserve to be "cut up" in parts. hahaha it has to be viewed in one full straight show to appreciate the huge joke.!

  • @conniewalker9617
    @conniewalker9617 3 роки тому +3

    Kevin Hart just ROCKS!!!

  • @Miimiivlogs
    @Miimiivlogs 4 роки тому +15

    My God! I love this joke🤣

  • @jonexuhao4238
    @jonexuhao4238 5 років тому +66

    Me: *minding my own business watching Kevin*
    My mom: *barges into my room to ask me if I want food*
    Kevin: bItCh
    My mom: *anD I oOp-*

  • @lilturk726
    @lilturk726 12 років тому +61

    His shit gets funnier every time I see it.

  • @abhhinnav
    @abhhinnav 5 років тому +9

    It's crazy how now he makes just as much as the athletes and hangs out with NBA, NFL, and Soccer players lmao

  • @melvinlovejones
    @melvinlovejones 5 років тому +2

    Hart is a comedic genius.

  • @jezzadelirious4921
    @jezzadelirious4921 5 років тому +4

    5:33 grey haired guy with orange glasses knows what Kevin talking bout

  • @abdulwaris5278
    @abdulwaris5278 4 роки тому +48

    7 years later kevin has twice the earnings than an athlete

  • @yunggpacino
    @yunggpacino 5 років тому +66

    This was Kevin at his peak this stand up was legendary!!!

  • @amin8202
    @amin8202 6 років тому +5

    The way my bank account is set 😂😂

  • @Sarsour_
    @Sarsour_ 5 років тому +9

    Its amazing how good he is at standup

  • @cecelorence9785
    @cecelorence9785 4 роки тому +11

    Life lessons with Kevin lol

  • @ruguoserliegise2716
    @ruguoserliegise2716 6 років тому +154

    Sigh! When Kevin Hart wasn’t as rich. Bam.. 2018 he ballin

    • @kis4kasper
      @kis4kasper 6 років тому +1

      Ruguoser Liegise exactly
      Hanging out usan bolt and shit

    • @loristnorton3723
      @loristnorton3723 5 років тому +3

      Cause he is a celebrity now. He hustled good.

  • @AUFR_
    @AUFR_ 5 років тому +127

    I can’t type this comment cause u see the way my keyboard is setup... 😂

  • @amarosovlogs7385
    @amarosovlogs7385 5 років тому +14

    I just break out of laughter whenever I see him in any thumbnail 😂😂coz I know he smashed it

  • @edithblango9101
    @edithblango9101 6 років тому +7

    3 Business Days! I died!

  • @TooCoolFaDaBullshitMsFrankie
    @TooCoolFaDaBullshitMsFrankie 7 місяців тому +1

    That’s how I am.
    I look at my check and I keep going back to the calculator, hoping that the calculator changes, it’s. Mind.

  • @moshikamboshi1
    @moshikamboshi1 3 роки тому +5

    I partied like crazy this weekend and was like now I can chill for a month because I spent so much. My friend was like we doing the same thing next week and I immediately thought about this.

  • @neeazmahmud1474
    @neeazmahmud1474 5 років тому +5

    the "unless you got jeans on" part gets me everytime! LOLLL

  • @alisterjoshuamantana9906
    @alisterjoshuamantana9906 5 років тому +6

    5:05 so this is where the legendary meme came from huh

  • @BigB-DLB
    @BigB-DLB 4 роки тому +2

    the way he kept repeating that one point tho lmao

  • @AcidRant1
    @AcidRant1 2 роки тому +5

    This gets so much funnier when you’re old enough to relate

  • @crimepays2038
    @crimepays2038 2 роки тому +1

    You got it “ball out” 😂😂😂

  • @akj3344
    @akj3344 4 роки тому +8

    I wish my bank account was set up in a different way.

  • @wisdomwritings1331
    @wisdomwritings1331 5 років тому +1

    "To buy a boat!, I don't even have a fuckin house" 😂😂😂

  • @joshuambewe8332
    @joshuambewe8332 5 років тому +12

    His one of the greatest stand up Comedians I've ever seen

  • @Spring-ni4vq
    @Spring-ni4vq Рік тому

    As Hilarious as nuts,
    The saving checking advice is precious as
    Gold.

  • @iwannaseeit1979
    @iwannaseeit1979 5 років тому +14

    I've been referencing this skit since it dropped. #TheWayMyBankAccountIsSetUp is some real relatable shit😆💯✊

  • @nothingtoseehere177
    @nothingtoseehere177 5 років тому +6

    Highest paid comedian talking about money.. how relatable lol

    • @alialtinel2960
      @alialtinel2960 5 років тому

      dahippness yeah that was 6 years ago.And athlete was allegedly Floyd Mayweather.

  • @hassanelakhloufi8073
    @hassanelakhloufi8073 5 років тому +4

    This is the 5th time I'm watching this clip over the last 6 months.

  • @powerfulce8223
    @powerfulce8223 5 років тому +2

    Dude at 5:33 not enjoying the Hart Experience 😂

  • @kest926
    @kest926 4 роки тому +17

    I would love to watch Kevin's live show, but the way my bank account is set up.........

  • @Beeman2892
    @Beeman2892 2 роки тому +1

    And right now he has one of the best watch collections amongst celebrities.💯💛💜

  • @penajekaitjo7109
    @penajekaitjo7109 5 років тому +5

    Kev always make my day

  • @randumichel
    @randumichel 2 роки тому +1

    I learned to be very careful about paying for people because money brings out the truth in people, don’t let them take advantage of your kindness and generosity.

  • @twistentiger5610
    @twistentiger5610 4 роки тому +6

    ain't gonna lie that's my excuse too."The way my bank account is set up I have a student account and a saving account, I put all my money in my saving account"

  • @ER-wg3oh
    @ER-wg3oh 5 років тому +1

    What bank do you have... 🤣🤣 great stuf!

  • @Kg-pv6vm
    @Kg-pv6vm 6 років тому +27

    It's so easy to like this guy ..😀

  • @randomgirl566
    @randomgirl566 4 роки тому +2

    Thanks for save my quarentine

  • @matrixspin33
    @matrixspin33 8 років тому +644

    He would Not be as successful as He is without all of you haters so thank you

    • @kareem3439
      @kareem3439 7 років тому +13

      did he give you any piece of that success or ever call you man?

    • @taahasiddiqui1071
      @taahasiddiqui1071 7 років тому +14

      That's not how it works but ok.

    • @KaLa1865_
      @KaLa1865_ 6 років тому +7

      Why can’t everyone in this comment thread just go with the comment damn 😂

    • @inadeqategenes8083
      @inadeqategenes8083 6 років тому +4

      I don’t see any haters and I’ve never met anyone who doesn’t think he’s hilarious too...

    • @stillgod2250
      @stillgod2250 5 років тому +1

      @@inadeqategenes8083 Look at any other black comedians comment section, especially Katt. Everyone is with the same, "Kevin Hart is trash and a sellout" bullshit.

  • @jasonapplebaum9871
    @jasonapplebaum9871 3 роки тому +1

    Anybody peep Stephen a smith at the 3:40 mark in the front row lol

  • @Chrismontt
    @Chrismontt 5 років тому +5

    I use this line when I'm out with my friends =)

  • @ST-hc3tq
    @ST-hc3tq 4 роки тому +2

    Waiter: ok that will be 56$
    Me: *the way my bank account is set up* 😂😂

  • @Frosty_RpT
    @Frosty_RpT 4 роки тому +4

    Still makes me Laugh 😂😂

  • @desiremudadi855
    @desiremudadi855 4 роки тому +1

    Kevin...is just natural👌

  • @TetraBBM
    @TetraBBM 12 років тому +5

    Kevin is the best straight up! *says it with chest*

  • @oussamadjaalali7702
    @oussamadjaalali7702 4 роки тому +1

    Good way to ditch paying for shit you don’t want to pay for in life “the way my bank account is set up...” - Kevin Hart - thank you 🙏😂😂

  • @the07pattyvonne
    @the07pattyvonne 5 років тому +7

    *"Du-wayne Johnson"*

  • @Brodzzzzz
    @Brodzzzzz 5 років тому

    5:32... That dude was just not having it hey... lol

  • @CurbYourGames
    @CurbYourGames 7 років тому +92

    My card was declined last week at the mall ... I felt like a bitch ..

    • @itsfreddie7132
      @itsfreddie7132 6 років тому +7

      That's why I never pay with a card I always draw cash

  • @أحمدُالشنقيطي-س9ث
    @أحمدُالشنقيطي-س9ث 4 роки тому

    😂😂😂 the way my bank account.....

  • @pjmendoza8871
    @pjmendoza8871 5 років тому +24

    That’s called champagne taste with beer money!

  • @darlenemcquade4779
    @darlenemcquade4779 5 років тому +2

    Kevin hart is so funny. Love him

    • @kelvinhart5330
      @kelvinhart5330 3 роки тому

      Hi dear
      I really do appreciate want to appreciate you for all of your comments and support you have been showing me over time, And that’s why I have created this platform to be able to reach out to my fan @ kelvin.22hart@gmail.com you can send a direct mail or an invite on hangout messenger……..

  • @williamgarcia6507
    @williamgarcia6507 3 роки тому +9

    I have a couple multi-millionaire friends, when they say I got it, I just say thanks and give back with value and life advice cuz the way my bank account is set up I got a checking s and a savings, and don’t have 5 million in either of them yet 🤣🤪👑

  • @shalomihaokip1040
    @shalomihaokip1040 6 років тому +13

    I Love you Kev😍😍😍

  • @murphle
    @murphle 5 років тому +94

    Hope Kevin is alright. Anyone hear about the news that he got in a car crash?

    • @BlessedToBeSaved333
      @BlessedToBeSaved333 5 років тому +1

      No, no I didn't, as a matter of fact 👓 📰

    • @Profile.4
      @Profile.4 5 років тому +3

      He died this morning

    • @heavenlyjoy
      @heavenlyjoy 5 років тому +18

      Seven why will you say such thing? Why are you wishing the man to died? This is not something to joke about, nothing happened to him, he’s recovering and will get well very soon, let your own wish turn back to you as you’re saying that about someone else.

    • @Profile.4
      @Profile.4 5 років тому +1

      @@heavenlyjoy I didn't wish anything. I said he's dead.

    • @bigkiddzuwop2949
      @bigkiddzuwop2949 5 років тому +13

      @@Profile.4 but he's not

  • @vonjt4077
    @vonjt4077 5 років тому +3

    Parents: you want it, buy it yourself
    Me: well you see the way my bank account is set up...

  • @cleanfresh8362
    @cleanfresh8362 3 роки тому +7

    I seriously wonder how much that cost to buy out the park for eight hours😂

  • @PoliSciStudent
    @PoliSciStudent 3 роки тому

    lmaoooooooo! stay in yo lane ! lol

  • @HeyCrotchCricket
    @HeyCrotchCricket 11 років тому +28

    Worse is when the cashier says real loud "We don't take EBT cards!".

  • @JJJ2_00
    @JJJ2_00 4 роки тому +1

    Friend: “hey you wanna go skydiving “
    Me: “um …you see the way my bank account is set up…”

  • @aydenlui
    @aydenlui 5 років тому +52

    He’s prolly waayyy more rich than his “Athlete” friend now 😂😂

  • @deliabydesign562
    @deliabydesign562 Рік тому

    I gotta move some stuff around right now bc of the 3 business days lmfaoooo 😭😭😂😂🤣🤣

  • @spider19728
    @spider19728 5 років тому +15

    I just hope Kev is aight after the accident! This killed me 110%... Get well soon #KevinHart4Real