Banana - The Most Popular Game on Steam

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  • @jauwn
    @jauwn  6 місяців тому +4330

    It's pretty concerning that such a blatant cash grab has remained on the Steam store for this long, but it doesn't surprise me knowing Valve's track record. Have any of you encountered this game yet, and what are your thoughts?
    To be clear, I don’t really care one way or another whether this game is on Steam. If this is something you want to spend your time engaging with, then go ahead. This video just serves to explain why this game has so many players, and some potential concerns surrounding the devs past.

    • @Lavalobster93
      @Lavalobster93 6 місяців тому +93

      i saw it on the marketplace one time, i almost bought a banana as a joke
      now im glad i didnt

    • @muizzsiddique
      @muizzsiddique 6 місяців тому +154

      @@Lavalobster93 That's probably where half of their players come from.

    • @eugoth4285
      @eugoth4285 6 місяців тому +58

      I actually got wind of this game like a month or a month and a half ago and thought it was a cookie clicker like idle game. I saw some community posts about special bananas and such and never gave much thought about it and got like 15 bananas or so. The bananas were like 3 cents and I thought this would all die out within a few days after steam saw how blatant exploiting of the market it was. To my surprise this still didn't happen and they let the price of this stuff balloon to insane proportions and I'm pretty sure 99.9% of the "players" are actually bots afking for that revenue

    • @WunderWulfe
      @WunderWulfe 6 місяців тому +27

      looks like NFT but keeping “”play” to earn”, lowering barrier to entry, and making effortless, boring game design even more profitable

    • @lodef
      @lodef 6 місяців тому +17

      i trade tf2 items occasionally and stumbled across the game after visiting the steam marketplace. i immediately assumed it was some sort of scam and never thought about it again until watching this video. i'll give it a month before the banana economy is completely tanked.

  • @zeriah
    @zeriah 6 місяців тому +13474

    60 MB of game for an image of a banana and a click interaction. True indicator of the level of bloat in today's game market right there.

    • @efeloteishe4675
      @efeloteishe4675 6 місяців тому +1531

      yeah just the unity executable is like 50 mb at this point

    • @alexisross9343
      @alexisross9343 6 місяців тому +1147

      Yeah, it's unity, it tags a ton of bloat in the package for "just in case" things. The size is literally just because it's a unity package.

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  6 місяців тому +2447

      Also they left a lot of unused assets in the files from the asset packs they used

    • @8BitsPerPlay
      @8BitsPerPlay 6 місяців тому

      @@efeloteishe4675 I mean Unreal Engine is even more bloated for builds and at the moment has to use upscaling for most Unreal Engine 5 and newer games to even run at 60 FPS. Sadly a lot of game engine are becoming bloated and a lot of times the developers themselves can lower the bloat with built in engine tools, but they are too lazy to.
      Lot of bloat and size in games these days are devs refusing to be smart and use the tools there to fix optimization issues.
      Take mask and detail maps. They let you put a normal, albedo, smoothness, and more texture maps into a single texture literally lowering the file size for those textures by 5/6. When you have a way to put six textures into one, but games are reaching hundreds in gigabytes in size you know devs are just lazy at that point.

    • @alexisross9343
      @alexisross9343 6 місяців тому +171

      @@jauwn yep that'll more than do it.

  • @genericmoron3008
    @genericmoron3008 6 місяців тому +1401

    "thus began my efforts to reverse engineer banana" - Some farmer in Papua New Guinea like 6,800 years ago

  • @annarenfold438
    @annarenfold438 6 місяців тому +1491

    It's like quick cash-grabs are destined to be related to monkeys and primates in one way or another

    • @d3generate804
      @d3generate804 6 місяців тому +51

      we are devolving as a species

    • @doomspud6302
      @doomspud6302 6 місяців тому +93

      @@d3generate804 "Our technology has made us gods before we were even deserving of being called men."

    • @Minebrawlzzz
      @Minebrawlzzz 6 місяців тому +5

      Really hope valve cracks down on this

    • @terrariapro147
      @terrariapro147 6 місяців тому +8

      @@Minebrawlzzz half life 3 rise of the primates

    • @annarenfold438
      @annarenfold438 6 місяців тому +11

      @@Minebrawlzzz If they don't give a shit about TF2 and the bot problem, I doubt they will remove the gazillion scam games and bloated early access games that have never been updated beyond their "playable" 0.wathever releases.

  • @VendyVendy
    @VendyVendy 6 місяців тому +5477

    Remember kids, the best get-rich-quick scheme is creating a successful get-rich-quick scheme.

    • @alexholker1309
      @alexholker1309 6 місяців тому +622

      "During a gold rush, sell shovels."

    • @Green_Cumulon
      @Green_Cumulon 6 місяців тому +252

      Turns out the most profitable business has always been snake oil.

    • @ayuballena8217
      @ayuballena8217 6 місяців тому +10

      @@alexholker1309 machinery:

    • @Roland...
      @Roland... 6 місяців тому +11

      @@Green_Cumulon Okay, the amount you're charging people for your items is getting downright criminal. But I'm just a talent description, I can't stop you.

    • @Marky-Mark1337
      @Marky-Mark1337 6 місяців тому

      If you give me a dollar I give you a secret on getting 2 dollars, doubling your investment

  • @rapdactyl
    @rapdactyl 6 місяців тому +4477

    I appreciate that "Banana might just be one of the most shameless cash-grab schemes of the year" leaves open the possibility that there could still be worse ones coming up. I love the optimism!

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  6 місяців тому +587

      It's only June, after all

    • @KiddCrowley
      @KiddCrowley 6 місяців тому +74

      We still have whatever Ubisoft/Bethesda/Nintendo slop to look forward to

    • @Demonpumkin
      @Demonpumkin 6 місяців тому +5

      Humanity is weird

    • @Mizuryryn
      @Mizuryryn 6 місяців тому

      *"All NFT Variant's"*
      - Crypto Assets > Imaginary Tokens
      - NFT > Crypto (slop) NFT (may risk of Rugs)
      - RL NFT > NFT in Real Life
      - NFT Stock Exchange > NFT but it costs Company stock share (no crypto)
      - Fungitible Token > Costs real currency, can track
      - NFTless NFT > Weapon Skins
      - NFT Cryptoless > Steam Item Store
      - NFTless Cryptoless > CSGO Skins
      - NFTless Cryptoless Customizable > Art Commissions
      - Diet NFT > Antique Product
      - Vegan NFT > Pokemon Cards
      - NFT-Lite > Limited Merch Products
      - Victorian NFT > Old Canvas Art
      - NFTless Cryptoless Non-Limited > Stock Image
      - NFTless Cryptoless Stock Exchange > Stock Share

    • @Mizuryryn
      @Mizuryryn 6 місяців тому

      *"All NFT Variant's"*
      - Crypto Assets > Imaginary Tokens
      - NFT > Crypto (slop) NFT (may risk of Rugs)
      - RL NFT > NFT in Real Life
      - NFT Stock Exchange > NFT but it costs Company stock share (no crypto)
      - Fungitible Token > Costs real currency, can track
      - NFTless NFT > Weapon Skins
      - NFT Cryptoless > Steam Store
      - NFTless Cryptoless > CSGO Skins
      - NFTless Cryptoless Customizable > Art Commission
      - Diet NFT > Antique Product
      - Vegan NFT > Pokemon Cards
      - NFT-Lite > Limited Merch Product
      - Victorian NFT > Old Canvas Art
      - NFTless Cryptoless Non-Limited > Stock Image
      - NFTless Cryptoless Stock Exchange > Stock Share

  • @fadedmans
    @fadedmans 6 місяців тому +725

    So, the dev was banned for participating in a marketplace pump and dump scheme, and yet, they were still allowed to publish Banana on Steam and make all of these items while having sole control on the supply of them?
    How in the hell does that work?

    • @werbizzy
      @werbizzy 6 місяців тому +108

      methinks its because steam no doubt is profiting off of this too based on the section describing who gets % amount of money from each nanner sale though idk, maybe gaben has millions of rare bananas in his inventory as we speak

    • @fadedmans
      @fadedmans 6 місяців тому +46

      @@werbizzy Fair point, but it's a bad look for Valve and Steam when someone with a shady history can just pay $100 to publish a cash-grab asset flip like this without any audits.

    • @MrFearlesskiller
      @MrFearlesskiller 6 місяців тому +2

      @@werbizzy Pretty wrong and you can post basically any game on steam nowadays

    • @Rootiga
      @Rootiga 5 місяців тому +8

      its not even the same account, the account is friends with a lot of the same people and in the same groups though. they would have to prove its the same person or his new account would have to violate the rules in the same way

    • @sci7zo
      @sci7zo 5 місяців тому

      @@fadedmans yeah but right now steams only competition is basically Epic, Origin, Gamepass, and Uplay. They aren't at risk of losing users to the competition

  • @hungryhedgehog4201
    @hungryhedgehog4201 6 місяців тому +5036

    knowing that TF2 has more bots than players for the purpose of farming items I wonder how high the rate is here. In the end this is basically CSGO boiled down to it`s final form.

    • @JoSephGD
      @JoSephGD 6 місяців тому +491

      there's 0 fluctuation in the player counts here... it's all bots

    • @635574
      @635574 6 місяців тому +243

      Finally someone understnads this is the crushed remains of taking all gameplay out of CSGO.

    • @walesbkb
      @walesbkb 6 місяців тому

      If valve wasn't private and tried to flog their stocks with those numbers, they'd be done for it. They know full well it's all bots.

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 6 місяців тому +80

      cant believe i actually made quite some cash playing tf2...
      and most of it came from asking my friends for the items they got. as they didnt like it. or knew it had value.
      i think i made like 60 bucks a month no joke. most from selling rare items. and trading items for other steam games. i didnt pay for portal 2 :D

    • @MariaFloresRopeLover
      @MariaFloresRopeLover 6 місяців тому +8

      @@miciso666 That sounds like you are a terrible friend and someone nobody wold want to associate with nowadays lol

  • @deniskhafizov6827
    @deniskhafizov6827 6 місяців тому +4146

    DOOM: 2.39 megabytes
    Banana: 60 megabytes

    • @acorngnome
      @acorngnome 6 місяців тому +482

      Super Mario Bros. is only 40 kilobytes. Yes, KILOBYTES.

    • @deniskhafizov6827
      @deniskhafizov6827 6 місяців тому +59

      @@acorngnome al my BK0010 games fit into 16 KiB

    • @cerulity32k
      @cerulity32k 6 місяців тому +129

      ​@@acorngnome And then the Atari 2600 games had to fit in 4KB. With only 128 BYTES of RAM.

    • @HandyDandyHandium
      @HandyDandyHandium 6 місяців тому +182

      @@acorngnome a screenshot of super mario bros is bigger than the game itself

    • @acorngnome
      @acorngnome 6 місяців тому +7

      @@HandyDandyHandium 😳

  • @Grasslehoff
    @Grasslehoff 6 місяців тому +220

    Imagine running your 1500 watt monster of a gaming machine for 8 hours while you're at work to receive 5-10 cents an hour farming "banana". If you don't see the problem yet, I wish you the best of luck in life.

    • @terrafair3248
      @terrafair3248 6 місяців тому +23

      Another 3 hours and you can buy 1 egg

    • @Grasslehoff
      @Grasslehoff 6 місяців тому +7

      ... and then the world

    • @48lanlan
      @48lanlan 6 місяців тому

      well thats what people said about bitcoin miners 15 years ago.

    • @Grasslehoff
      @Grasslehoff 6 місяців тому +32

      @@48lanlan try doing that with your home setup at today's rates. I promise you the return will be similar

    • @RipRLeeErmey
      @RipRLeeErmey 5 місяців тому +6

      ​@@48lanlan ... Bad timing?
      Crypto went bust 2 years ago after all the pump and dump scams came and went. Even Bitcoin is basically worthless due to how hard it fluctuates.

  • @AmyStrikesBack
    @AmyStrikesBack 6 місяців тому +12187

    Behold! Nftless nfts!

  • @Duutch
    @Duutch 6 місяців тому +1983

    It's one of those games that just attract the most annoying people steam, the type to fake hundreds of thousands of achievements, copy paste cat reviews, pay graphic designers for animated "cool" images with their username for their profiles, etc. Lazy cashgrab achievement game #5000000

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  6 місяців тому +478

      It's an ant trap for the terminally online

    • @Likemea
      @Likemea 6 місяців тому +1

      omg i hate those kind of people, really feels like dead internet theory

    • @ChesterManfred
      @ChesterManfred 6 місяців тому +11

      Couldn't have described it any better

    • @selectionn
      @selectionn 6 місяців тому +57

      the level 500 steam account type of people, for sure.

    • @ayylmao9094
      @ayylmao9094 6 місяців тому

      st4ck?

  • @seneca983
    @seneca983 6 місяців тому +118

    11:22 "there doesn't appear to be anything unscrupulous"
    Right when you're scrolling past an ahegao banana.

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 5 місяців тому +2

      *MY EYEEEES!!!*

    • @seneca983
      @seneca983 5 місяців тому +1

      @@lvbboi9 "Anata no banana puni puni da ne!"

    • @MoweepOwO
      @MoweepOwO 3 місяці тому +1

      look how many reactions its got too! xD

    • @The-S-H3lf-Eater
      @The-S-H3lf-Eater 3 місяці тому

      Horny People Have No Rights.

  • @MegaHellstrike
    @MegaHellstrike 6 місяців тому +3438

    Please remember kids: It costs your family more money in energy to keep your PC running while you're at school than you can make selling fucking fruit JPEGs.

    • @Starworshipper
      @Starworshipper 6 місяців тому +296

      They're PNG's.

    • @Eivissabelle
      @Eivissabelle 6 місяців тому +574

      @@Starworshipper your genius, it's almost frightening!

    • @SahilVerma-wm6ie
      @SahilVerma-wm6ie 6 місяців тому +22

      How do you know that? Pretty sure even browsing yt would take more resources than displaying a banana png with a button

    • @thecaptem
      @thecaptem 6 місяців тому +418

      @@SahilVerma-wm6ie Talking about electricity not pc resources

    • @todesziege
      @todesziege 6 місяців тому +285

      @@SahilVerma-wm6ie You're underestimating how inefficiently one can display a banana.

  • @SARankdirectorMinecraft
    @SARankdirectorMinecraft 6 місяців тому +2543

    Babe wake up, someone reinvented NFTs

    • @senkuo5039
      @senkuo5039 6 місяців тому +9

      i was thinking the exact same thing

    • @crd716
      @crd716 6 місяців тому +60

      NFTs but controlled by the developer/valve lol

    • @Readesu
      @Readesu 6 місяців тому +29

      Literally what cs and tf2 items are. Not new.

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 6 місяців тому +64

      @@Readesu Well items in CS and TF2 can actually be used in a game that's worth playing, this truly emulates NFTs by being completely useless.

    • @anemiapwns1
      @anemiapwns1 6 місяців тому +2

      NFTs for babies.

  • @bored.random
    @bored.random 6 місяців тому +174

    16:09 offtopic but i wish someone made a video about the utter state of steam reviews right now, all of them are “LIKE THIS CAT GIVE AWARD GUYS 😂😂😂” or “Give me likes and My baIIs will drink lemonade”

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  6 місяців тому +62

      Nah I agree they are horrible

    • @Zak_How
      @Zak_How 5 місяців тому +34

      Off topic reviews and nonsense spam reviews are annoying af

    • @stereo-soulsoundsystem5070
      @stereo-soulsoundsystem5070 5 місяців тому +8

      i laughed too hard at "balls will drink lemonade"

    • @some-replies
      @some-replies 5 місяців тому +12

      What's worse, the people leaving those reviews or the idiots giving them awards and keeping them at the top of the review page?

    • @bored.random
      @bored.random 5 місяців тому +15

      @@some-replies Probably the people spamming them, you can see all the reviews someone has left on Steam and I see people copypasting the same copypasta 4-16 times. There's even one copypasta that goes "I have one year left to live and this game will forever be with me" that seems to get ~30+ awards from each time I've seen it.

  • @bobafettjr85
    @bobafettjr85 6 місяців тому +924

    I heard about this last night and thought "Oh it's cookie clicker with bananas" but then there was no upgrades to buy to auto click the banana. Then I thought, "well at least you can change the banana skin" only to find out the skins don't even work with gameplay. Finally I saw one Steam review that explained how it's a scam. The developer responded to it saying it's not a scam because different currencies have different values.

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  6 місяців тому +363

      I saw that comment too and while the developer is correct it's obviously a non-answer and does not defend the legitimacy of their game

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX 6 місяців тому +11

      @@jauwndoesnt matter cope and seethe, the game industry is rotting and a game like this is a fuck you to steam and tripple a

    • @sireffortlessgarbage7922
      @sireffortlessgarbage7922 6 місяців тому +17

      @NeostormXLMAX I see, it’s like the grindcore of video games

    • @arturoaguilar6002
      @arturoaguilar6002 6 місяців тому +199

      @@NeostormXLMAX So, giving $5,000 dollars daily to Steam is a fuck you to Steam? Yeah, someone is coping here and it definitely isn't Jauwm.

    • @AstralAva
      @AstralAva 6 місяців тому +138

      @NeostormXLMAX How exactly is this a "fuck you" to Steam when they also profit off of every banana sale too?
      If anything, this game is just feeding in to everything you hate about tripple A gaming even more than other cash grab games.
      Stuff like Genshin is encouraging bad habits, sure. But at least the things you obtain in that game have an impact on the enjoyment of the game you're playing. This? This is just collecting pointless png's that will be usless in a month.
      All this game is doing is showing the tripple A industry that they don't even need to make actual content for the micro transactions that they make. Just make speculative PNG's that might increase in price.

  • @slaysindutch1938
    @slaysindutch1938 6 місяців тому +1188

    Concerning that it's a cash grab: yes.
    Concerning that people feed it: more so

    • @taeromann5929
      @taeromann5929 6 місяців тому +35

      It's not just a cash grab, it's a full blown scam at this point

    • @yunekoVT
      @yunekoVT 6 місяців тому

      @@taeromann5929 a scam would entail lying and decieving not people making poor investment decicions else the stock market is a scam

    • @andrewferguson6901
      @andrewferguson6901 6 місяців тому +45

      It's basically just steam marketplace in its purest form. Really does a great job highlighting some of the shortcomings and avenue for abuse

    • @KDYinYouTube
      @KDYinYouTube 6 місяців тому

      ​@@taeromann5929scam when nobody scam.

  • @emilyofjane
    @emilyofjane 6 місяців тому +193

    For *tens* of dollars. Even the rare bananas are worth less than minimum wage lmfao

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  6 місяців тому +63

      That’s what makes this whole thing so silly to me. The $50+ bananas have almost no volume.

    • @pott3r
      @pott3r 6 місяців тому +7

      actually there are $1000+ bananas on the market. not sure if it's possible to receive them in-game.

    • @WaffleAbuser
      @WaffleAbuser 5 місяців тому +3

      It really is quite… bananas

  • @TarynBeeswax
    @TarynBeeswax 6 місяців тому +921

    This is like Placid Plastic Duck but instead of getting a cute little duck every couple minutes, who bobs around and interacts with your other ducks, this just gives you a worthless png of a banana

    • @antifinance
      @antifinance 6 місяців тому +103

      This is like Nothing, but Nothing really does have nothing do with steam market and trades.

    • @moosenman
      @moosenman 6 місяців тому +160

      At least with PPD I can watch things happen, change camera angles, click on the ducks for them to quack, etc. and I don’t think there’s the money aspect besides purchasing dlc for different ducks which I’m more than fine with.

    • @gusty7153
      @gusty7153 6 місяців тому +16

      love ppd

    • @itsghxst
      @itsghxst 6 місяців тому +9

      i luv that game

    • @Eavontide
      @Eavontide 6 місяців тому +9

      i mean i agree but since it's on the market and actually able to be sold it's quite literally worth infinitely more than a duck in ppd?

  •  6 місяців тому +1054

    Why are there more developers than classes in the code of the game

    • @oliver_twistor
      @oliver_twistor 6 місяців тому +62

      Pair programming. ;)

    • @leophyte9663
      @leophyte9663 6 місяців тому +45

      @@oliver_twistor *Pear programming

    • @DemiTF2
      @DemiTF2 6 місяців тому

      ​@@leophyte9663Banana programming*

    • @MadManPhoenix
      @MadManPhoenix 6 місяців тому +21

      How many devs does it take to screw in a light bulb. I won't say the answer.

    • @phillipanselmo8540
      @phillipanselmo8540 6 місяців тому +39

      @@MadManPhoenix they prefer the dark

  • @Bubby79
    @Bubby79 6 місяців тому +68

    “waiter, can i have less gameplay in my csgo?”

    • @RipRLeeErmey
      @RipRLeeErmey 5 місяців тому +10

      "Waiter, waiter! I think there's a bit too much gameplay on my CS:GO. Could you ask the chef to maybe take some off the top?"
      "Why most certainly! Anything for the customer, sir!"
      _Is presented with Banana_
      "Oh yeah, NOW we're talking! Thanks, waiter!"

  • @BaneHydra
    @BaneHydra 6 місяців тому +876

    At last. Fungible tokens.

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  6 місяців тому +147

      literally xD

    • @tomorrowisyesterday3215
      @tomorrowisyesterday3215 6 місяців тому +31

      Funny story, i win giveaway on tf2 third party website, i sell it for couple bucks to buy DBD. Few years later, prices 10x more than originaly. prices i sell. And quantity are very low, now i regret selling it for cheap for quick Buck. Sorry for bad English

    • @fusrosandvich3738
      @fusrosandvich3738 6 місяців тому

      @@tomorrowisyesterday3215
      Never feel bad about selling something early, it's for the best you did so. Especially if you got enough from it to buy something you wanted instead.
      Money you "could have made" is not real. Especially now that tf2 is basically made of nothing but bots, the likelihood of you actually selling it for the price you see listed is incredibly low.

    • @mildlyconcerning
      @mildlyconcerning 6 місяців тому +1

      This is the funniest thing I've seen all day

    • @weegeequeviucoisas9854
      @weegeequeviucoisas9854 6 місяців тому

      ​@@tomorrowisyesterday3215don't worry about it, these price increases are from artificial inflation due to the trading bot crisis, you probably wouldn't have many any more money off them in the first place.

  • @FlamingGnats
    @FlamingGnats 6 місяців тому +928

    These ironic meme games getting all the fake positive reviews trying to be funny have long been an annoyance to me. People are stupid.

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  6 місяців тому +194

      They need to go touch grass

    • @todesziege
      @todesziege 6 місяців тому +169

      Meanwhile solid good games can't get a handful of reviews.

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 6 місяців тому +52

      I always report reviews that are just memes and ACII art

    • @Bizerro2000
      @Bizerro2000 6 місяців тому +40

      it's ridiculously easy to just make a effortless game and make thousands off from it because of what the average steam reviewer thinks is funny

    • @Fragenzeichenplatte
      @Fragenzeichenplatte 6 місяців тому +12

      @@jackhazardous4008 Me, too. Don't know if Valve does anything about it, though. And I can only report a review once because after that the report icon disappears...

  • @PurpleXVI
    @PurpleXVI 6 місяців тому +16

    I think this is actually one of your best videos, I love how in-depth it is, with both taking a poke at the actual code, digging into the devs and trying to understand the "market" as it is. Good stuff!

  • @PowerPakGames
    @PowerPakGames 6 місяців тому +194

    Oh this is going to explode into thousands of somehow-even-less-effort-clones and flood Steam isn't it?

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  6 місяців тому +71

      Already has

    • @dagda1180
      @dagda1180 6 місяців тому +1

      Oh, hey PowerPak! I think I remember you.

    • @onceuponatimeonearth
      @onceuponatimeonearth 6 місяців тому

      well well well look who's here looking at banana's

    • @Jackfromshack
      @Jackfromshack 6 місяців тому

      We need gaming crash

  • @DeadFishFactory
    @DeadFishFactory 3 місяці тому +8

    I'm sure the bananas for 3 cents aren't really being bought, only sold. My conspiracy theory is that the developer will buy a random number of bananas a day for 3 cents as a means to keep the Steam market purchase history active. That way people think there is an active market.

  • @WOMFT
    @WOMFT 6 місяців тому +2425

    This situation is bananas

    • @isabellamorris7902
      @isabellamorris7902 6 місяців тому +39

      B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

    • @Breadbrowser
      @Breadbrowser 6 місяців тому +6

      Lol

    • @T0HK
      @T0HK 6 місяців тому +7

      HAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @Montgumerz
      @Montgumerz 6 місяців тому +6

      Respect.

    • @McPoshua
      @McPoshua 6 місяців тому +6

      Buh-dum-chhh

  • @dado__
    @dado__ 6 місяців тому +407

    Funnily enough, some dev copied this with "Burger", except that there's no drops, no marketplace, and the number persists. They're basically just using it as a meme way to promote their upcoming (non-NFT, looks actually good) cooking simulator. I "played" it for a laugh and didn't even realize Banana was a thing until now.

    • @roxinim6479
      @roxinim6479 6 місяців тому +2

      SO BURGER WAS A COPY? oh man :(
      it's so much better

    • @ギコ
      @ギコ 6 місяців тому +14

      @@roxinim6479 why does it matter lol it's not a copy in any way except to parody

    • @The-S-H3lf-Eater
      @The-S-H3lf-Eater 3 місяці тому +2

      Finally
      Moral Compass

  • @Gravity_studioss
    @Gravity_studioss 6 місяців тому +20

    This is like that one Luigi meme
    "She sells sea shells on the sea shore"

  • @1TitanicFan1
    @1TitanicFan1 6 місяців тому +94

    we went from primates buying images of other random monkeys to now buying images of the bananas said monkeys would like to eat. What an incredibly good use of people's time.

    • @Idran
      @Idran 6 місяців тому +2

      you forgot the egg stage (stegge)

    • @1TitanicFan1
      @1TitanicFan1 6 місяців тому +5

      @@Idran True, it appears that the egg comes before the chicken

  • @jiggerypokery2962
    @jiggerypokery2962 6 місяців тому +152

    banana gets more playtime than egg. Sexism at it's worse.

    • @scvpest
      @scvpest 6 місяців тому

      Seggsism

  • @chillerwhale1655
    @chillerwhale1655 6 місяців тому +33

    You know what would be really cool is if there was some sort of public ledger so you could at least verify the supply and rarity of nanas as well as who was buying and selling them.
    Someone should invent that.

  • @t.m.2415
    @t.m.2415 6 місяців тому +970

    The amount of money Steam made through providing money laundering services has to be insane.

    • @gordonfreeman1163
      @gordonfreeman1163 6 місяців тому +33

      That's free market for ya

    • @adampoliak9036
      @adampoliak9036 6 місяців тому

      brother steam is top 5 most imoral companies itw but search up whats money laundering bcs this isnt it

    • @rashidisw
      @rashidisw 6 місяців тому +51

      Laundering services, imply there something dirty that requires the services.
      But in this case it was simply fools with money, scam? yes; but money need to be laundered? not really.

    • @spammus1
      @spammus1 6 місяців тому

      @@rashidisw Criminal organizations use this kind of games to launder money for sure. They do it with Spotify and Apple Music, doing it this way on Steam is even easier and most likely safer.

    • @PhishyBusiness
      @PhishyBusiness 6 місяців тому +38

      so we’re just using words that we don’t know the meaning to?

  • @Fanaticalight
    @Fanaticalight 6 місяців тому +68

    can't wait to see someone's steam profile in the next year and see a wall of bananas as their inventory showcase

  • @TorQueMoD
    @TorQueMoD 5 місяців тому +10

    Great video! I'm shocked Valve is even allowing this game to stay on Steam. I thought games that farm marketplace items were against the rules.

  • @k4pn
    @k4pn 6 місяців тому +334

    If I was 11 with no debit card I would probably be grinding this rn

    • @Slaat1
      @Slaat1 5 місяців тому +5

      hahaha for real

    • @empresscarrie6230
      @empresscarrie6230 27 днів тому

      absolutely, i figured out the exact tf2 update time and had fast internet and my first thought was crafting two #1s. i actually did craft two #1s, the exact update i set out to do it. sold them and felt like mark zuckerberg. regret it now. also got a ton of people trying to hack my steam account, hundreds a day. don’t miss that.

  • @hyenawithgun
    @hyenawithgun 6 місяців тому +582

    Animal Well (a vast and detailed metroidvania with an array of interesting puzzles and secrets to unlock): 34mb
    Banana: 60mb

    • @mhoang2006
      @mhoang2006 6 місяців тому +64

      Animal well mentioned 🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @LJCG777
      @LJCG777 6 місяців тому +17

      It's like if Halo 2 and Halo 3 met and had a baby 👶

    • @armorhide406
      @armorhide406 6 місяців тому +49

      Animal Well was optimized. Banana's dev left unused assets and bloat

    • @deletedTestimony
      @deletedTestimony 6 місяців тому +21

      ANIMAL WELL IS 34MB?!!

    • @nerdatello
      @nerdatello 6 місяців тому +20

      @@deletedTestimony i was just as confused, looked it up and can confirm it is 34-40mb. wtf 😭

  • @Grisha123
    @Grisha123 6 місяців тому +21

    If only real life bananas costed 3 cents

    • @OsirusHandle
      @OsirusHandle 6 місяців тому

      they are in malasia and borneo

    • @OsirusHandle
      @OsirusHandle 6 місяців тому

      checkout All The Fruits channel for many types of IRL banana

  • @strippinheat
    @strippinheat 6 місяців тому +286

    Just a reminder that the only people making money during a gold rush as the guys selling the pickaxes. The developers are the pickax sellers.

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 6 місяців тому +20

      That’s not strictly true. Some people were known to make money off grabbing the gold.

    • @Pihsrosnec
      @Pihsrosnec 6 місяців тому +2

      @@wolfetteplays8894 yooo it's wolfette

    • @loiloiloi6
      @loiloiloi6 6 місяців тому

      @@wolfetteplays8894 Yeah same thing with crypto and NFTs. The people who come up with it get omega rich, people who time it right get rich, and most of the people just lose money.

    • @ccricers
      @ccricers 6 місяців тому +1

      Are we in a pickaxe rush then?

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Pihsrosnec heyyyy

  • @Villain_in_Glasses
    @Villain_in_Glasses 6 місяців тому +261

    "Peer-to-peer banana trades", the 21st century everyone.

    • @gabrielsantosbastos5257
      @gabrielsantosbastos5257 6 місяців тому +48

      Peel-to-Peel

    • @voidimperial1179
      @voidimperial1179 6 місяців тому +2

      Peer-to-pee;r

    • @antoniolum1506
      @antoniolum1506 6 місяців тому

      The descendants of Apes have really become sophisticated as of late huh... Just wait till they start implementing laws to regulate unsolicited banana leading to trades on the black market.

  • @BackpackComics
    @BackpackComics 4 місяці тому +2

    Crazy to think how easy it is to print money now a days. Even crazier to see what people will buy. Awesome job covering the game. You said making a video on it contributes to the issue but I actually believe that this helps those unknowing not download the game or waste their time. Great video as always jauwn! :)

  • @uncleweirdbeard86
    @uncleweirdbeard86 6 місяців тому +115

    There was a thing in Unturned that was a sign that said "Banana 49.95". I got the banana shirt and its still on sale for that price on my store front

    • @TheResidence.mp4
      @TheResidence.mp4 6 місяців тому +11

      Unturned mentioned 🥳

    • @KenSG-jz2zn
      @KenSG-jz2zn 6 місяців тому

      ​@@TheResidence.mp4UNTURNED MENTIONED RAHHHHH, WHAT THE FUCK IS A GOOD ECONOMY🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @OtherAxoltol
    @OtherAxoltol 6 місяців тому +80

    Imagine you’re on Wall Street and you’re a serious business man. Now you see a digital Banana making more worth than your average stocks

    • @andrefasching1332
      @andrefasching1332 6 місяців тому +5

      wall street? Does anybody really visit physical stock exchanges anymore?

    • @selectionn
      @selectionn 6 місяців тому +10

      in reality the money can only be used on steam, so its almost entirely worthless. the dev doesnt make much money because of the steam market revenue split, and the fact that very few people are buying bananas.

    • @fusrosandvich3738
      @fusrosandvich3738 6 місяців тому +12

      @@selectionn People sell steam accounts, which is where the actual income is from.

    • @aminulhussain2277
      @aminulhussain2277 6 місяців тому +19

      @@selectionn Fairly certain the dev gets real money from their share of the purchases.

  • @irohn
    @irohn 6 місяців тому +6

    Here's the thing that many people forget and probably why because Valve hasn't done anything yet: in order to unlock the Steam Market you need to spend 5 bucks with your account, so in practise only the bots that generate rare enough bananas will be worth the "investment" and then the Steam store will also get those 5 bucks. This isn't Valve's first rodeo with item farming

  • @enderkatze6129
    @enderkatze6129 6 місяців тому +143

    The worst part of this piece of waste is that you don't have a Higher chance of getting rare bananas by actually clicking

    • @HexFemboy
      @HexFemboy 6 місяців тому +28

      It's literally just a speculative market that uses a bare bones clicker as a way to get on the Steam platform. It's frustrating because even if it was shit, if there was an actual GAME somewhere in there, it would make sense. But it's so transparently exploitative that I don't even know how they get away with it.

    • @boop004
      @boop004 6 місяців тому +1

      @@HexFemboy is this the gaming industry dying?

    • @filipe4134
      @filipe4134 5 місяців тому +1

      @@HexFemboyThey probably don’t get away with it, Steam just makes a fuck ton of money out of it too so they don’t care.

  • @Mikko-Maggie-More
    @Mikko-Maggie-More 6 місяців тому +293

    What I learned:
    • Do you see banana man
    • Hopping over on the white hot sand
    • Here he come with some for me
    • Freshly taken from banana tree
    • Banana man me want a ton
    • Give me double and a bonus one
    • Give me more for all me friends
    • This banana flow never end

    • @MsYvie
      @MsYvie 6 місяців тому +28

      • Tonight we dance around de flame
      • Then we get to play de spirit game
      • Spirit names we shout out loud
      • Shake de thunder from de spirit cloud

    • @4storyboss
      @4storyboss 6 місяців тому +12

      • OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH BANANAAAAA

    • @net6406
      @net6406 6 місяців тому +7

      Those are indeed great conclusions

    • @angelhood101
      @angelhood101 6 місяців тому +13

      ​@@CrabO2
      • Do you want a banana?
      • (Do you want a banana?)
      • Peel it down and go mm-mm-mm-mm,
      • Do you want a banana?
      • (Do you want a banana?)
      • Dis banana for you!

    • @BlisaBLisa
      @BlisaBLisa 6 місяців тому

      no banana make you go insane

  • @GumshoeClassic
    @GumshoeClassic 6 місяців тому +11

    We found Master Kohga's new side-gig.
    Jokes aside, what gets me is the profiles of the people behind it.
    I mean.... "German by birth. West-German by God's grace."? If this offers any clues as to that person's humor, I can't help but imagine someone incredibly obnoxious being the owner of that account.

    • @queenofcookie3299
      @queenofcookie3299 4 місяці тому

      I once saw someone put “blue blood” in their bio. He was exactly the kind of person that that kind of bio would make you believe

    • @Dr.W.Krueger
      @Dr.W.Krueger 4 місяці тому

      Hinter den Feindmächten: der ewige Wessi

  • @u.i.shaggy2301
    @u.i.shaggy2301 6 місяців тому +310

    This hurts my feelings man. I know some indie devs who busting their asses off to create a good game and only getting like couple thousand players. Meanwhile some dogshit like this getting hundreds and thousands of concurrent players.

    • @dagda1180
      @dagda1180 6 місяців тому +44

      I haven't checked yet, but considering its meteoric growth, I'm pretty sure it's just bots.

    • @Krexel
      @Krexel 6 місяців тому +42

      I'm 90% sure it's mostly bots.

    • @xaf15001
      @xaf15001 6 місяців тому +17

      You could argue that it's not even comparable. Yeah, that's a lot of installs, but I'd say it's not even a game. It's like comparing games to Paint Studio Clip, just different type of app.

    • @tomburress4928
      @tomburress4928 6 місяців тому +17

      One of the developers has recently admitted that only about a third (possibly even less now) of the players are actual humans. The rest are bots

    • @joshiemah
      @joshiemah 6 місяців тому +7

      It’s a genius idea and it gets rewarded. Indie devs are just working on their passion projects. Also 2k players active is not a bad number. Classic "work smarter not harder" in effect here.

  • @hello-xm5il
    @hello-xm5il 6 місяців тому +273

    Watched the spiffing brit's video on this yesterday and I was thinking the whole time, 'this feels like a Jauwn video.'

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  6 місяців тому +162

      Yeah I saw his video got uploaded right as I was finishing recording my voiceover and I was kind of worried but his analysis was really surface level and missed the very important fact that this isn't the first time these guys have done this

    • @electricindigoball1244
      @electricindigoball1244 6 місяців тому +12

      @@jauwn Honestly I think this would have been a great opportunity for a collab as it would make it possible to combine his massive reach with your analysis.

    • @Jokoko2828
      @Jokoko2828 6 місяців тому +41

      @@jauwn Just because someone else made a video doesn't mean they own the rights to that topic, if you wanna do a video on the dumb banana scam you're well within your rights to do so.

    • @chilfang2422
      @chilfang2422 6 місяців тому

      @@Jokoko2828 yea and a burger king can open across the street from a mcdonalds. Nothing is stopping them but marketing can get weird

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  6 місяців тому +39

      @@electricindigoball1244 I don't watch his channel so I don't have any desire to do a collab

  • @fbarb1134
    @fbarb1134 5 місяців тому +4

    "Dad i got a job"
    "Nice son whats the job you got?"
    "bananas."

  • @SomeCanine
    @SomeCanine 6 місяців тому +88

    Keeping the game open for random banana reward is a genius way to manipulate the top user list. Doesn't cost the dev anything and they get tons of people playing.

  • @Jmcgee1125
    @Jmcgee1125 6 місяців тому +233

    This is, quite literally, a manufactured economic bubble.
    It's honestly kinda funny.
    Valve needs to crack down.

    • @biigsmokee
      @biigsmokee 6 місяців тому +36

      Valve needs to crack down on something giving them free income
      Hmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @TheResidence.mp4
      @TheResidence.mp4 6 місяців тому +5

      For once, I have to say that we as a race need to stop being idiots sometimes

    • @yamm7937
      @yamm7937 6 місяців тому +24

      If TF2 taught us anything it's that Valve looooves manufactured economic bubbles. It's not going anywhere.

    • @Jmcgee1125
      @Jmcgee1125 6 місяців тому +13

      @@yamm7937 At least TF2 (and CS2) items have cosmetic value, ridiculously high as some might be.

    • @jackskudlarek3138
      @jackskudlarek3138 6 місяців тому +6

      ​@biigsmokee its easy to say that in this day and age too. I remember when valve had dignity and would pass on a quick buck if it meant return customers.

  • @DaToxicJay
    @DaToxicJay Місяць тому +3

    Reminds me of a Roblox Game called Sol's RNG which is essencially the same thing and has like 20K-50K players a day

  • @JustinKoenigSilica
    @JustinKoenigSilica 6 місяців тому +974

    Disgusting that valve let's shit like this exist, at all.

    • @irontownpictures9283
      @irontownpictures9283 6 місяців тому +149

      Well they do ignore the bot problem in Team Fortress 2, because the bots are still almost 90% of active users. And they make money. A lot

    • @bobhill-ol7wp
      @bobhill-ol7wp 6 місяців тому

      Valve has supported children gambling for years, how can anyone be surprised lol

    • @Leadlobotamist
      @Leadlobotamist 6 місяців тому +62

      If Valve had it their way, mods would be microtransactions, which Valve seems to still be trying to find a loophole around since this issue crops up every two or three years. This shit isn't really surprising considering how much backlash the original Steam Greenlight had. This was only inevitable. Steam kind of became the Amazon of Video games but instead of aliexpress knockoffs costing 6x the price we get unity asset flips with either bitcoin miners or some kind of exploit.

    • @est1569
      @est1569 6 місяців тому +2

      Not surprising

    • @This-Was-Sparta
      @This-Was-Sparta 6 місяців тому +25

      Valve employees when they realise cooking themselves dinner every night could be considered treadmill work: 😱😭

  • @Pihutihutihutijay
    @Pihutihutihutijay 6 місяців тому +26

    "Unlike some items on the steam marketplace, banana's are considered a commodity"
    This killed me. I think I have had enough internet.

  • @kidofthecentury77
    @kidofthecentury77 5 місяців тому +5

    I'm having flashbacks from 15 years ago with TF2's Idle program...

  • @fntthesmth423
    @fntthesmth423 6 місяців тому +242

    This situation seems to be a real slip-up on valve's part. Makes their platform completely una-peel-ing!

  • @Fresh_Knight
    @Fresh_Knight 6 місяців тому +44

    It’s funny that they made nfts without needing any of the “useful” web 3 features

  • @table2.0
    @table2.0 6 місяців тому +33

    Things are only truly worth what others are willing to pay for them. Why would anyone buy the bananas if everyone is playing with the goal of also selling bananas?? Why would you spend money on something you know is worthless when you’re trying to sell that very sane thing?

    • @OsirusHandle
      @OsirusHandle 6 місяців тому +2

      capitalism moment

    • @concerningindividual
      @concerningindividual 6 місяців тому +7

      It's pretty simple, a lot like stocks. The more people put money in, the more money is made from selling, the amount of people giving this game attention is *ABSURDLY* large, so profit is probable. Unfortunately stuff like this has the yield of municipal bonds, with the additional risk for everything to suddenly go up in flames and become worthless

    • @table2.0
      @table2.0 6 місяців тому

      @@concerningindividual ok, but consider: stocks are actually tied to legitimate business that generate revenue in the real world through goods and services. They can be worth having, as having a lot of stocks for a business can even give you sway in the company’s practices itself, or at least earn you money based on your investment into the company. When the stocks are in high demand due to the company being more desirable or profitable, you can sell and trade stocks for a profit of what you bought them for. It at least makes SOME semblance of sense. There is an impact, it can be tangible, like the GameStop fiasco.
      But speculative markets for the sake of manufactured speculation like nfts or this game are literally worse than useless and only could ever make an individual money if someone else is dumb enough to buy the useless digital asset from them. All the while the only winners are the devs getting some commission off it all.
      The people who put money into this game’s PNGs are more brain dead than NFT bros because NFTs at least pretended to be worth something to people or offer perks, these bananas are literally just cheap PNGs the creators probably don’t even own the original image of.
      The way to kill this business is to just stop buying from the scamy idiots selling the PNGs, but no, some people are just too dumb to not give in to ineffective get rich quick schemes

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 6 місяців тому

      I feel like everyone has just forgotten how economy works. Considering that we're flat-out calling anti-capitalist things 'capitalism' now, and capitalist things 'communism,'... it's safe to say the liberal education system is taking its brainwashing job quite seriously

  • @Pomfwall
    @Pomfwall 6 місяців тому +59

    The fact that the scale of available users has hit a point where you can make anything like this, let alone make money off it, is personally more upsetting to me than the product exsiting. It's a sad result of a bigger problem.

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  6 місяців тому +23

      true, people have nothing better to do and this brainrot is somehow the best they can find.

    • @BLET_55artem55
      @BLET_55artem55 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@jauwn"What's better than getting money while rotting your brain tho?"

    • @alex_zetsu
      @alex_zetsu 6 місяців тому +1

      Hey at east it's not crypto or NFGs

    • @BLET_55artem55
      @BLET_55artem55 6 місяців тому

      @@alex_zetsu it's worse

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 5 місяців тому

      @@alex_zetsuit’s NFTs but through steam and not requiring people to buy crypto, I don’t see how that’s better aside from not destroying the environment

  • @thatoneguy5856
    @thatoneguy5856 6 місяців тому +173

    This feels like the dev is going to update this with a virus

    • @megapussi
      @megapussi 6 місяців тому

      Why would they do that? This is basically a free money printer, their singular goal right now should be to keep things and lowkey so they dont lose it. People dont just put viruses on shit for no reason, especially not in such an obvious way as on steam.

    • @tomorrowisyesterday3215
      @tomorrowisyesterday3215 6 місяців тому +22

      Surprise update

    • @Eymentemür-v1u
      @Eymentemür-v1u 6 місяців тому +12

      Nah the income is 2 good... They cant lose the money Farm that easily

    • @selectionn
      @selectionn 6 місяців тому +35

      just put a bitcoin miner in
      easily excusable high gpu load because "im just a small indie developer, I dont know how to optimize my game"
      and most little timmys playing this game wont notice. Or just make the miner stop when task manager is open.

    • @finkamain1621
      @finkamain1621 6 місяців тому +1

      @@selectionn I wouldn't be surprised if it already is because the game wants you to have it open for a while. It's either a miner or it's copying files off your drive

  • @splitsee2526
    @splitsee2526 6 місяців тому +20

    not surprised if half of the playerbase of the game were sols rng players 💀

  • @Simplebutsandy
    @Simplebutsandy 6 місяців тому +94

    Do people still use Steam marketplace for money laundering?

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  6 місяців тому +82

      Oh yeah for sure

    • @FittZone.
      @FittZone. 6 місяців тому +3

      Can confirm

  • @Gnomable
    @Gnomable 6 місяців тому +90

    The fan made bananas actually look kinda neat. It's a bummer that energy is going into this rather than anything else.

    • @egel7736
      @egel7736 6 місяців тому +30

      They do, but the majority of them feature stolen photographs and artwork. I kinda hope the developer tries to sell these for real, because that'd open them up for legal action.

    • @Byzz2077
      @Byzz2077 6 місяців тому

      @@egel7736 they already are selling bananas containing stolen artwork

  • @TPLS2
    @TPLS2 6 місяців тому +5

    Saying a bushel of banana instead of a bunches of bananas makes the bananaphone Raffi in me angy.

  • @alabasterwilliams5329
    @alabasterwilliams5329 6 місяців тому +425

    As an old asshole that cut his teeth on the NES, this entire situation confuses and infuriates me.
    Why does money have to fuck everything?

    • @ninakuup21
      @ninakuup21 6 місяців тому +19

      I wouldn't say it fucked anything in this case, the game's not on the nose at all and only victims are impressionable children. If you have more than 2 brain cells it is very easy to ignore the game.

    • @Bluelimesuxcom
      @Bluelimesuxcom 6 місяців тому +65

      @@ninakuup21 you can ignore it until every game becomes just like this 👍

    • @Waspinmymind
      @Waspinmymind 6 місяців тому +29

      Capitalism

    • @Noordledoordle
      @Noordledoordle 6 місяців тому +72

      I mean, the 80s was also the arcade era, where lots of games were made intentionally hard to farm quarters from bored kids. And there's always been shovelware - it just needed a bit more upfront investment to get out the door.
      Money's always caused bad practices. Nature of the beast.

    • @g76agi
      @g76agi 6 місяців тому

      @@Bluelimesuxcom overreacting much?

  • @erikaz1590
    @erikaz1590 6 місяців тому +85

    I do agree that kids would definitely go into this to get some free money. When I was younger and steam cards suddenly shot up in price because of a summer event, I immediately grinded for and cashed out every trading card I could and got at least $15. Which for a jobless kid in the middle of Steam Summer Scale is gold!

    • @necrotafeio
      @necrotafeio 6 місяців тому

      in what world o you live where steam cards cost more than 0.15

    • @erikaz1590
      @erikaz1590 6 місяців тому

      @@necrotafeio It was a magical time. You had to be there to believe it! You could sell trading cards for $1-3 dollars at the time! Multiple that by like 5 cards a game for your entire library, and you could make a fairly decent amount of pocket change, combined with steam summer deals!

    • @redacted4488
      @redacted4488 6 місяців тому +3

      @@necrotafeio i don’t think you have really collected or traded cards much. When i used to collect them, i had some as expensive as $1.20 per card, as well as foil cards. i got like $120 for selling half my cards

    • @necrotafeio
      @necrotafeio 6 місяців тому

      @@redacted4488 most expensive i sold was a 10$ foil

    • @OsirusHandle
      @OsirusHandle 6 місяців тому +4

      you could have gotten a real job and earned more probably

  • @juzeus9
    @juzeus9 5 місяців тому +4

    *you forgot money laundering, and/or stealth payoffs for criminals*

  • @Dargos_L
    @Dargos_L 6 місяців тому +90

    "Games don't need Blockchain. Steam marketplace already have all the features necessary to sell/buy an in-game item"
    "Oh, really?"

  • @shaunroberts2037
    @shaunroberts2037 6 місяців тому +46

    So, it almost seems like someone saw how certain bots are idle farming items in TF2 and decided to make a whole "GAME" based around this same process
    Atleast that's my theory since the nature and scale of TF2's idle bot problem was exposed not too long ago

    • @emperorfaiz
      @emperorfaiz 6 місяців тому +9

      This issue has existed over a decade.

  • @jeice13
    @jeice13 6 місяців тому +46

    Most of the people "playing" this are losing money anyway because it doesnt seem like it even pays for the electricity it uses

    • @rgenc42721
      @rgenc42721 6 місяців тому +14

      Nah you don't get it. It's their parents' money. That means it's free money. What do you mean, "pay for electricity"?

    • @jeice13
      @jeice13 5 місяців тому

      @@rgenc42721 in a lot of cases but im sure there are some adults doing this too. Dont overestimate human intelligence

    • @friedtoaster4059
      @friedtoaster4059 5 місяців тому +2

      Also leaving your device on for a long time does a lot more damage than you think. You would need a replacement in like 2 years

    • @tbounds4812
      @tbounds4812 5 місяців тому

      @@friedtoaster4059 my rtx 2060 ran non stop for like 2 years but then i started looking after it and another 2 years later its still being used daily no issues

    • @FilthyHyena
      @FilthyHyena 5 місяців тому +1

      @@friedtoaster4059 That is not at all how that works, lmfao. There's corporate devices that never go down for years at a time. You cause more wear on something turning it on and off in all technicality than you do at constant idle. Constant load, sure, but this game is not constant load and could be ran on a raspberry pi.

  • @robertkarnick1286
    @robertkarnick1286 6 місяців тому +108

    The most shocking reveal to me is that PUBG's official title on steam is "Player Unknown's Battlegrounds: Battlegrounds"

    • @1SSJA
      @1SSJA 6 місяців тому +4

      Lmfao

    • @leoromeli7611
      @leoromeli7611 6 місяців тому +2

      @Rumbling-zy3dg L

  • @lucascampbell8521
    @lucascampbell8521 6 місяців тому +41

    Turning your computer off at night will probably net you more money in saved electricity cost than leaving an autoclicker on in Banana ever could

    • @thescarf926
      @thescarf926 6 місяців тому +2

      You don't even have to leave the game running. Just click once in a while, turn off your pc and the next time you open the game you'll get a few bananas. So I don't really see your point.

    • @lucascampbell8521
      @lucascampbell8521 6 місяців тому +4

      @@thescarf926 I haven't played it, I assumed you needed to keep the game on

    • @R_E_D22
      @R_E_D22 6 місяців тому

      @@thescarf926 did you not watch the video he clearly states to be considered active you have to click every 3 hours and you do have to leave your pc on

    • @R_E_D22
      @R_E_D22 6 місяців тому

      @@lucascampbell8521 you do and you have to click every 3 hours to be considered active to get drops

  • @WickedFader
    @WickedFader 6 місяців тому +1

    This is a fantastic deep dive into what's going on, without false accusations just to prove a point that it's a net negative for the world.
    You did prove the cancer that it is, in a very respectable way, and much appreciated. Valve may do nothing to stop this because people could trace the problems to their monetization of CS2 without very big leaps. But it also speaks to larger problems of Steam, and larger problems of the economy as a whole. Much appreciated review!

  • @pikmin_79
    @pikmin_79 6 місяців тому +270

    What is up with modern Valve? They are letting scam games on Steam and they are leaving their own games to rot. What's next? Games with malware?

    • @Xyler94
      @Xyler94 6 місяців тому +183

      I'll tell ya, people complained that Valve were curating their store, so they opened the floodgates.
      Valve does not really care, as long as it's not illegal. They get a cut from all sales on Steam, including community market sales
      Want this to end? Don't encourage games like Banana

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  6 місяців тому +213

      @@Xyler94 I do think that Valve probably will ban these guys since the lead dev is ban evading + he's done this kind of scheme before. But yeah, as long as something makes money, Valve really doesn't care

    • @Xyler94
      @Xyler94 6 місяців тому +58

      @@jauwn oh for sure, but Valve was put into a reactive state by developer and gamer backlash decades ago, so now this is how it has to be.
      I was just replying to why Valve are letting games like this in. It's simply because Valve no longer curates their store due to demand.

    • @hugh2861
      @hugh2861 6 місяців тому +15

      something something treadmill work

    • @pikmin_79
      @pikmin_79 6 місяців тому +22

      @@Xyler94 I do wish stores were curated more. It's like the Wild West of junk games for most online gaming stores nowadays

  • @lucyarisato6850
    @lucyarisato6850 6 місяців тому +35

    The word ‘banana’ doesn’t even feel real anymore.

    • @admiraltonydawning3847
      @admiraltonydawning3847 6 місяців тому

      I remember when it was a hidden code to skip tutorial in Magicka.

  • @Queen_Cnidarian
    @Queen_Cnidarian 4 місяці тому +2

    Tbh, I legit thought that this game was popular because it was a funny meme game. I'm shocked this was an elaborate money making scheme.

  • @JuniAku
    @JuniAku 6 місяців тому +71

    I can’t even blame the devs if that many idiots are downloading and “playing” banana. I hate that greed and stupidity has slithered its way into gaming. Everything really sucks now.

    • @Dread_2137
      @Dread_2137 6 місяців тому

      What's funny to me, the idiots here are mostly russians, scammed by Germans of all people 😂

  • @ameliamay5246
    @ameliamay5246 6 місяців тому +18

    bagholding a bushel of bananas is such a ridiculous phrase lmao. wtf is even happening anymore

  • @tmerttumer
    @tmerttumer 4 місяці тому +3

    I was just looking for what the actual fuck is banana and ended up here... hands down mate! what a content!

  • @lamMeTV
    @lamMeTV 6 місяців тому +23

    Man if I knew that you could just vomit items to player's inventories I couldve done this myself ...

  • @Tepid24
    @Tepid24 6 місяців тому +74

    "Nothing unscrupulous or shifty appears to be going on"
    *ahegao-banana slides into view*

    • @chadschmaltz9790
      @chadschmaltz9790 6 місяців тому +6

      Just saw that part. I'm dissapointed but not entirely surprised.

  • @FxTR22
    @FxTR22 6 місяців тому +4

    You forgot to mention, running pc cost money, the electrical bill doesn't pay itself...

  • @mr.smileytm
    @mr.smileytm 6 місяців тому +43

    Lol I recognize the background of that cybernana from a WallpaperEngine wallpaper I used to have. If that art isn't up for free use it's probably stolen.

  • @sixexgames
    @sixexgames 6 місяців тому +41

    It's quite impressive that they could do all this without bLoCKchaIn TEchnoLogY

    • @scientificthesis
      @scientificthesis 6 місяців тому +2

      I think Steam's marketplace might count as a form of blockchain

    • @marwan7614
      @marwan7614 6 місяців тому +7

      @@scientificthesis Nah i think it's just a digital market, No blockchain technology involved .

    • @ferociousfeind8538
      @ferociousfeind8538 6 місяців тому +7

      ​@scientificthesis Steam would collapse under its own energy and performance requirements if it used something as energy-intensive and, for lack of a better term, _single-threaded_ as a blockchain to store the many, many, many transactions and account inventories. It's an actually reasonable data structure on the inside

  • @joseluispcr
    @joseluispcr 6 місяців тому +1

    my friends devs are making joke about "while you are dyng for work there is someone making a banana"

  • @gamesleuth6254
    @gamesleuth6254 6 місяців тому +45

    11:06 yeah, ripping straight from Voices of the Void “End” signal and slapping onto banana with 0 contributions to MrDrNose smells not very legal

    • @Asas_TV
      @Asas_TV 6 місяців тому +7

      What do you mean? dragging a png onto a banana is hard work and makes it original dO nOt StEaL.

    • @ImJustBag
      @ImJustBag 6 місяців тому

      *The Evil
      But yeah, I agree.

  • @enderkatze6129
    @enderkatze6129 6 місяців тому +21

    "Lass ich sliden" sounds like German slang for "i'll let it slide" to me

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  6 місяців тому +12

      It is

    • @enderkatze6129
      @enderkatze6129 6 місяців тому +1

      @@jauwn i'm Not quite Up to Date with Slang Here in Germany, i'm Just annoyed it's mostly english words with little to No changes

    • @ouchouchouch
      @ouchouchouch 6 місяців тому +4

      @@enderkatze6129 Reg dich nicht auf Bro, macht k1 sinn! Lass es einfach sliden 🤙

  • @snoozlewoozle
    @snoozlewoozle 4 місяці тому +1

    A game i got into was "the button". Same idea, just click and get put on the leaderboard. The gimmick was that every time you clicked, you got a +1% chance to fully reset. Super simple game, but fun to play for a little bit. Got a decent score, a few achievements, and never played again. Of course not predatory like this lol

  • @devinplaysstuff2618
    @devinplaysstuff2618 6 місяців тому +24

    I downloaded Banana as a joke and because it was free, I didn’t realize it went in-depth like this😭

  • @nbrown5907
    @nbrown5907 6 місяців тому +52

    Eye candy for leaving a game running sounds like a mining operation. I hate stupid shit like this.

  • @terig5584
    @terig5584 Місяць тому +1

    This “game” is even more popular than when this video was published. 450,000 players when I just checked. What a ridiculous world.

  • @jesseystrangelove
    @jesseystrangelove 6 місяців тому +44

    you have no idea how happy i am when you post. truly my comfort youtuber.

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  6 місяців тому +21

      Hell yeah

  • @kajacx
    @kajacx 6 місяців тому +60

    Steam: bans NFT games
    Also Steam: We have NFTs at home

  • @greenlemon9155
    @greenlemon9155 6 місяців тому +1

    I love it when to display a picture and a counter you need a full 60Mo program size without anyone being annoyed about it

  • @godhimself9396
    @godhimself9396 6 місяців тому +19

    I guess you could say this is literally...
    Monkey Business

  • @MuhammVij
    @MuhammVij 6 місяців тому +20

    Reminds me of “sol’s rng” and the countless other games that spin or roll for different completely useless only cosmetic “auras”

    • @lilfrost5037
      @lilfrost5037 6 місяців тому +4

      I scrolled for so long looking for something like this, definitely could be heavily inspired by sol

    • @clyded_thysilly
      @clyded_thysilly 5 місяців тому +2

      sols rng auras look much better than the bananas at least lol

    • @mikitagd8420
      @mikitagd8420 5 місяців тому

      At least sol rng is still better than this, cuz you cant even uae the banana in game

  • @bobstevenson3130
    @bobstevenson3130 6 місяців тому

    I'm imagining what it would be like if this game was released in the 90s and picturing someone inserting dozens of floppy disks into their PC just to load an image of a banana

  • @sinfulpuritan3430
    @sinfulpuritan3430 6 місяців тому +9

    This is how I imagine the economy in the Donkey Kong universe works. Rare banana trading.