I Was Offered $500 To Review This Game (Citizen Conflict by QORPO)

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  • Опубліковано 3 чер 2024
  • The other day, a #crypto gaming company reached to me to ask if I'd be interested in reviewing their game. Luckily for them, they created the perfect example of an #nftgame , so of course I offered to review it for free! This video contains my opinions and a brief analysis of Citizen Conflict - the newly released crypto game available on the #EpicGames Store.
    It's definitely not one of my favorites, that's for sure.
    Chapters:
    0:00 The Story
    1:56 What is Citizen Conflict?
    5:03 Playing the game
    13:18 Who made this game?
    20:54 Concluding thoughts
    22:13 Outro
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    All views and opinions expressed in this video are solely my own and do not reflect the views or opinions of anyone else. All game footage and information is used for the purpose of review and commentary, and falls under the fair use doctrine. Video game reviews are subjective, and what I don't like, you might love. These videos are not intended to defame or harass anyone, nor are they made with any malicious intent. They are simply intended to provide entertainment. All information presented is based on my own research and understanding, and as such, there is always a chance I got something wrong. Always make sure to form an opinion of your own based on your own experience and research.
    Do what you want with your money, and if you enjoy the games, feel free to support the creators!
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  • @jauwn
    @jauwn  4 місяці тому +856

    This was the response I received from the devs after they saw this review:
    "Hi there,
    We saw your review of our project, and we get that you may not love it, but it's still in the Alpha phase. Just a heads up, our game is built from scratch, not using Unreal Engine Lyra.
    Our game designers and team have worked on games like Mafia, Arma, and Horizon, so they know their stuff.
    Quick clarification: before we settled on Citizen Conflict, we had working names like Cybertrade and Crypto Citizens it was a same game just different name, not other games.
    About our trade race manager game it was a game- it's different. But compare to Web2 You don't lose your assets when the game ends. We let users swap them for new ones, for free. And the trades on market are p2p
    Before making claims, do some research.
    Thanks"

    • @TranshumanMarissa
      @TranshumanMarissa 4 місяці тому +528

      Amazing. Truly. I suspect they might be dissapointed in your review.. Speaking of doing research, I wonder how much research they did on you before asking you to review their product!

    • @malle_yeno
      @malle_yeno 4 місяці тому +233

      I feel like games like these are in a perpetual state of "early days", at least whenever defenders or devs are trying to defend these projects from criticism. Also hilarious of them to tell you to do your research when they contacted you given the content you make.

    • @julius879
      @julius879 4 місяці тому +16

      Did you at least get your money?

    • @totesrandomguy
      @totesrandomguy 4 місяці тому

      People who invested in these obvious grift schemes are really pathetic. Is a functioning brain really not enough to see this or are every NFT bros just that delusional.

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  4 місяці тому +370

      It would seem that many "crypto content creators" did take the offer, as I saw a bunch of people praising the game on Twitter. Not sure how many of them even played the game though, since they all seem to have copy-pasted the same "review" and showed no gameplay footage of their own

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 6 місяців тому +1289

    "Our company doesn't do contracts" oh god

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  6 місяців тому +419

      That's how you know it's good

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 5 місяців тому +144

      We don't do accounting, or offices... or work really.

    • @dirtybombshelter
      @dirtybombshelter 4 місяці тому +76

      Paying your employees in NFTs, so generous!!

    • @ARStudios2000
      @ARStudios2000 3 місяці тому

      They take in the finest slave labor only

    • @cacophonousantiquarian8803
      @cacophonousantiquarian8803 Місяць тому +15

      @@dirtybombshelter Reminds me of a certain fictional lumber mill paying their employees in coupons

  • @entothechesnautknight1762
    @entothechesnautknight1762 6 місяців тому +874

    A corpo not understanding corpo is a derogatory term and naming themselves after it, and changing a few letters to seem cool and hip is the single most corpo thing I've ever seen.

    • @williamdrum9899
      @williamdrum9899 6 місяців тому +88

      "Fellow kids" intensifies

    • @CWINDOWSsystem32
      @CWINDOWSsystem32 4 місяці тому +159

      Their logo also looks like the OCP logo from RoboCop, they're probably the type of people who like the cyberpunk genre for the cool technology while completely missing the anti-capitalist themes.

    • @arran4285
      @arran4285 3 місяці тому +11

      @@CWINDOWSsystem32 You mean the type of person who isn't a soy milk in coffee drinking hipster who say capitalist because other hipster told them so

    • @CWINDOWSsystem32
      @CWINDOWSsystem32 3 місяці тому +92

      @@arran4285 What the hell are you on about?

    • @ponponpatapon9670
      @ponponpatapon9670 3 місяці тому

      @@arran4285 i love big corporate. consume product get hyped for next product

  • @edenfeledrum1540
    @edenfeledrum1540 6 місяців тому +1307

    The intro cinematic to Citizen Conflict is quite something.
    No showcase of gameplay, no presentation of the setting the game takes place in, no establishing of the charcters.
    It's just 100% talk about how awsome lootboxes are and how you should totally spend money on them.
    Crazy to think that in a time when most games try to hide/disguise their microtransaction behind artificial in-game currency or layers of in-game shops, these guys thought it would be a great idea to make their entire advertisement about it.

    • @Nothingseen
      @Nothingseen 6 місяців тому +88

      It's honestly shocking. The opening cinematic is "we got lootboxes"
      You can totally craft with them.

    • @fallinginthed33p
      @fallinginthed33p 6 місяців тому +9

      If it's an NFT, it can be sold on, so it's an investment. Unregistered security, hello SEC.

    • @hristodimitrov1178
      @hristodimitrov1178 6 місяців тому +55

      On top of all that the gun model they use is ripped straight from Cyberpunk 2077

    • @yannickgrignon2473
      @yannickgrignon2473 6 місяців тому +47

      You kinda gotta respect the balls on them to just go for it like that. They even outright say there's a decent chance you'll get nothing

    • @DewaKrishna_
      @DewaKrishna_ 6 місяців тому +19

      @@hristodimitrov1178 wanted to say this, saw that weapon and immediately remembered it from cyberpunk

  • @AlgaeTheCatman
    @AlgaeTheCatman 6 місяців тому +2210

    I love cryptotrash, never stop highlighting them. Nowhere else will you find caricatures of greed and sloth as fantastic as these

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 6 місяців тому +76

      Seriously, this channel is the best I've seen in covering cryptotrash.
      And sometimes you just want to point and laugh at the terrible thing.

    • @fallinginthed33p
      @fallinginthed33p 6 місяців тому

      These crypto idiots are so far up their own behinds, they don't see how the gaming community hates their guts.

    • @zodasofuzah
      @zodasofuzah 6 місяців тому +17

      caricatures of greed and sloth is insanely accurate

    • @danielsicko8593
      @danielsicko8593 6 місяців тому +6

      You never played gacha games? Genshin takes 3000 usd to max one hero with C6 and Rank 5 weapon

    • @ruaghs7123
      @ruaghs7123 5 місяців тому

      @@danielsicko8593 as rubbish genshin is, that one has effort behind it at the very least, games like these? LOL

  • @MegaKH2fan
    @MegaKH2fan 6 місяців тому +452

    The absolute irony of naming yourself Corpo and trying to ape CyberPunk 2077, it practically writes itself.

    • @imm0rtal_s259
      @imm0rtal_s259 5 місяців тому +102

      Cryptobros all think they’ll be at the top of the social ladder in Cyberpunk but they’re actually just the neighbourhood BD junkie.

    • @vizzzyy190
      @vizzzyy190 5 місяців тому +62

      they have literally 0 media literacy its almost comical

    • @ferdinand5223
      @ferdinand5223 4 місяці тому

      ​@@imm0rtal_s259those are the lucky ones. Most would end up as those corpses you find in ice tubs in scav hideouts.

    • @crystalwings4520
      @crystalwings4520 4 місяці тому +15

      ​​@@vizzzyy190Really telling their brain capacity is. Glad many people didn't fall for their old tricks.
      Also why does these people still sticking to eneftee and crypt0 nonsense, wasn't it already fell down so hard?

    • @myng7177
      @myng7177 Місяць тому

      ​@@crystalwings4520maybe some people want to turn it into some sort of small gambling group nowdays, because the only future that nft have now is it or complete downfall.

  • @christofferthorsson607
    @christofferthorsson607 6 місяців тому +405

    it took me way to long to realize the company was actually called corpo. I thought it was a joke

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 6 місяців тому +80

      I love consuming product straight from the teat of corpo!

    • @l-l
      @l-l 6 місяців тому +35

      it’s too perfect. I snorted when I saw that

    • @olive5915
      @olive5915 6 місяців тому

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    • @ApocalypsisLayl
      @ApocalypsisLayl 6 місяців тому +38

      It reads like a fictional company title you'd see in a fourth-rate YA dystopia novel. Beyond parody.

    • @dymaxion3988
      @dymaxion3988 6 місяців тому +61

      I swear, the entire crypto/NFT space is built by people who love cyberpunk as a genre, but unironically think it’s a great future to live up to. I can’t even say they only see the genre at surface level, because a big part of the cyberpunk aesthetic is being very in-your-face and unambiguous when depicting how bad life is in these settings.
      Like, the word “metaverse” comes from Snow Crash, which is a book about life in a horrifying libertarian dystopia. Metaverse bros love comparing the end goals of their projects to Ready Player One, which I actually think is a bit too simplistic and heavy-handed with the whole “corporations bad” message.

  • @Maryeet
    @Maryeet 6 місяців тому +464

    The intro clip for the lootboxes made me laugh so hard. The cutscene lagging into the guy getting pissed and yelling "fuck!! shit!!" has to be the funniest thing ever, it perfectly encapsulates the entire nft game experience.

    • @MegaManXPoweredUp
      @MegaManXPoweredUp 6 місяців тому +36

      They need to add the part where they pretend not to be upset and try to convince you it's gonna be popular someday.

    • @KajuTheRudeMonke
      @KajuTheRudeMonke 5 місяців тому +4

      It was so bad that it caused me a physical pain, Geez...

    • @bibbobella
      @bibbobella 4 місяці тому +18

      The shitty attempt at being "edgy" and "cool" by swearing and using "hip" and "modern" words is what really sells it to me.
      One thing is the swearing, but the "You might be able to SNAG some KILLER stuff" and "Savage!" etc. just remind me of those typical middle age Indian scammers that try to sound like a young American, and it just makes me laugh so fucking much.
      It doesn't fit in at all.
      I don't know how you are supposed to take a game that use "and if it aint your vibe" unironically, but you would think they had at least one youthful person on the team that would be able to tell them that what they are making is beyond lame!
      Hell, Im not even that young anymore, so I can't imagine just how much the younger generation is finding this sort of obvious attempt at pandering off putting, but it just makes no sense to me that they actually think this would, in any way shape or form, actually be seen as cool by people that aren't way past 55 and are going through a midlife crisis...

    • @wojerd
      @wojerd Місяць тому +3

      when you open one tf2 crate and you didnt get a unusual

  • @JamesWhite-pz2me
    @JamesWhite-pz2me 6 місяців тому +113

    Fun Fact: at 6:50, he says that the character Smiler is the only one with a unique design. The reason why that is the only character to have a unique design in this game is because he is just a copy of the character Gl1tch from Rogue Company down to the hoodie and the jacket and the gloves and the mask and basically everything as well as the smile. Crypto developers really aren’t that creative as to be expected.

    • @Sub-Atomic
      @Sub-Atomic Місяць тому +2

      So glad I wasn't the only one who noticed.

    • @symbolic_devil66
      @symbolic_devil66 6 днів тому +2

      most the game looks like rogue company fr

  • @Lady_Rhea
    @Lady_Rhea 6 місяців тому +698

    For what it’s worth, I am still obsessively fond of your deep dives. The fact that the games keep being lazy in new ways never ceases to amuse me, and your editing prowess is as always majestic. I miss the old intro (the one with the anime sounding music) but it’s okay, I enjoy the artistic direction you take regardless of where it may lead. More than anything I just am proud to be subscribed. :)

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  6 місяців тому +204

      Oh that intro isn’t going anywhere. I just had this one come to me in a dream so I had to make it

    • @raghugba863
      @raghugba863 6 місяців тому +45

      @@jauwn Holy shit that's pretty cool. And has way more artistic intent behind it than a lot of games you review (but you already knew that)

    • @oweeb5909
      @oweeb5909 6 місяців тому +1

      I'm obsessively fond of you... ❤️

    • @oweeb5909
      @oweeb5909 6 місяців тому +10

      Nvm you a lady I like dudes

    • @e7193
      @e7193 6 місяців тому

      @@raghugba863the dickriding is crazy i like jauwn too but damn bro

  • @Goosidy
    @Goosidy 6 місяців тому +221

    little fun fact, that SMG from citizen conflict is literally the TKI-20 Shingen from Cyberpunk 2077

    • @draco2023b
      @draco2023b 6 місяців тому +54

      It's even funnier that they have a copyright free trauma team member hols it

    • @noahbruington2542
      @noahbruington2542 6 місяців тому +35

      Lol they even have a malorian arms at 2:50 . Absolutely shameless.

    • @immanuel6233
      @immanuel6233 6 місяців тому +35

      And the machine gun turret at 12:43 is definitely Cyberpunk 2077 heavy machine gun turret they even copy paste the turret emplacement

    • @ridhosamudro2199
      @ridhosamudro2199 6 місяців тому +19

      The logo is just the "c" part of OCP

    • @noahbruington2542
      @noahbruington2542 6 місяців тому +10

      @@ridhosamudro2199 Nice find! I knew it seemed familiar.
      I wonder how deep all the stolen assets go.

  • @SeamanLord
    @SeamanLord 6 місяців тому +591

    Jauwn could release a 4 hour unedited playthrough of an nft game with no commentary and I’d still get excited like it’s Saturday morning cartoons.
    Keep up the great work❤

    • @Eltener123
      @Eltener123 6 місяців тому

      wtf is wrong with you

    • @fallinginthed33p
      @fallinginthed33p 6 місяців тому +5

      It's like MST3K with even worse content 😂

    • @mishuggah_33
      @mishuggah_33 6 місяців тому

      Yeah right. You would drop such a video 5 minutes in. The point of his videos is his commentary.
      Stop being such a suck up.

    • @RideShareRocks
      @RideShareRocks 6 місяців тому

      @@fallinginthed33p What do you think of Metacene? It's one of the best MMO RPGs: ua-cam.com/video/ShPV0q4HF9U/v-deo.html

  • @PineappleDealer37
    @PineappleDealer37 6 місяців тому +336

    When will games realise you can't really buy yourself into becoming a esport? You need a good, well balanced game for that. Rather than throw money into these rewards they should invest it into developing the game and especially testing it to the valve testing standards.

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  6 місяців тому +159

      Yeah and this isn’t a crypto game problem - we’ve seen this happen with normal games too

    • @raghugba863
      @raghugba863 6 місяців тому +77

      I'm gonna add something to your comment. You don't need a good well balanced game. That helps, but what you need is a game people enjoy playing competitively. There's some massive esports that could be considered broken messes, yet because people want to play them, they make rules to make them more balanced just because of how much they wanna play and have fun. Way different than the people who made the game investing money in ads and events when they could use that to make the game in the first place

    • @PineappleDealer37
      @PineappleDealer37 6 місяців тому +32

      @@raghugba863 I hate 6v6, I hate 6v6, I hate 6v6
      (That's a tf2 joke)

    • @asteroidrules
      @asteroidrules 6 місяців тому +17

      Just another way in which crypto games are aping the MOBA trend of yesteryears, so many tried to bill themselves as esports but nobody was interested, the market stagnated, and almost all of them died on the vine.

    • @PineappleDealer37
      @PineappleDealer37 6 місяців тому +1

      @@raghugba863 the balance is more so about mechanics than anything else tbh. The public comp can ban specific things from the game, but they wouldn't ban use of an entire mechanic

  • @hjalfi
    @hjalfi 6 місяців тому +127

    You absolutely should review Lyra, or at least do a detailed walkthrough. The more people know how it works and behaves, the more people will recognise the asset-flip clones of it. Also, I'm curious to know if it's any good.

    • @colewilliams9834
      @colewilliams9834 5 місяців тому +18

      I would really appreciate that as well. I've been a (back end) software engineer for nearly a decade and I watch a lot of content like this. I have zero radar as to whether something is an asset flip even now. You could probably run a series @Jauwn on identifying this kind of thing and get a decent response.

    • @axmaxko
      @axmaxko 4 місяці тому

      @jauwn do you have some proofs that this game is Lyra Asset flip, because I know that lot of Web3 games uses this package, but I have information that QORPO Game Studio builds their game from scratch... can you share something?

    • @endlessstrata6988
      @endlessstrata6988 3 місяці тому +11

      @@axmaxko Yes, it is an asset flip. We have eyes.

    • @joshi2342
      @joshi2342 Місяць тому +10

      @@colewilliams9834 quick tip to identify asset flips. If you can recognize the engine in the first moment it's probably an asset flip

    • @artsyscrub3226
      @artsyscrub3226 Місяць тому +5

      @@axmaxko
      First of all you're tagging him in a random ass comment he's not gonna see secondly you can tell when you put the two side by side they pkay exactly the same the lyra game is also IN THE CODE so....

  • @skazkatzroy3444
    @skazkatzroy3444 6 місяців тому +171

    Obviously the crypto game deep dives are great. They're important debunking videos in the sense that they're well researched, on topic, and really goddamn engaging.
    You're legit doing important work here man.

  • @juanmanuelgiraldo5239
    @juanmanuelgiraldo5239 6 місяців тому +173

    As a long time viewer, i love both the content on old niche games and crypto trash.
    You'd think the NFT content would be stale by now, but I've learned that all NFT games are the worst in their own unique way.

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  6 місяців тому +54

      Exactly, I thought it would get boring to the point where I previously said I wasn’t doing these anymore but look where we are

    • @MegaManXPoweredUp
      @MegaManXPoweredUp 6 місяців тому +11

      I'm surprised they haven't tried making an 8-Bit or 16-Bit game. It'd probably be easier to make, they could easily make new unique stuff to trick players into buying, and they might actually make something that isn't a dumpster fire. Instead, they make unremarkable shooter games.

    • @kesorangutan6170
      @kesorangutan6170 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@jauwnStop doing them if you ever feel burnout

    • @larrymantic2635
      @larrymantic2635 5 місяців тому +4

      @@MegaManXPoweredUpthough to be fair, if they did make an 8-bit/16-bit game, the pixel art would be all wonk like those pfp nfts.

    • @MegaManXPoweredUp
      @MegaManXPoweredUp 5 місяців тому +6

      @@larrymantic2635 It depends on how lazy and inept they are at it. I don't have any faith in their ability to do anything right, but this is the lowest bar they could potentially pass.

  • @Varg84
    @Varg84 6 місяців тому +83

    Honestly I wouldn't mind a Lyra review from you. Would be funny to see what exactly is ripped off frequently or just templated over.

  • @cat-1100
    @cat-1100 6 місяців тому +157

    Not a paying supporter, simply a subscriber:
    I'd like to see more crypto game reviews in the future. The "Worst NFT Game" series is what brought me to your channel originally.
    By the way, I love your surrealist intros.

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  6 місяців тому +85

      I love them too making them is one of my favorite parts of doing these videos. I probably spend more time on them than most of these games spend making artwork

    • @DraconicLich
      @DraconicLich 6 місяців тому +3

      yeah great job on the intros @@jauwn

    • @axmaxko
      @axmaxko 4 місяці тому

      @jauwn you hate NFT games but you wanna be best Web3 influencer in polkastarter gam3 awards??? :D :D

  • @TheGankuskhan
    @TheGankuskhan 6 місяців тому +95

    Jauwn, you are a treasure. Please, never stop slamming crypto crap.

  • @seancavanaugh4804
    @seancavanaugh4804 6 місяців тому +20

    Crypto-game devs after reviewing your channel and paying for a review: "I can fix him."

  • @SHDW-nf2ki
    @SHDW-nf2ki 6 місяців тому +20

    I can't believe no one noticed that the Citizen Conflict logo is LITERALLY the omnicorp logo from robo-cop.
    Like they just straight up stole it, wonder how MGM feels about someone using their IP's iconography to sell NFTs.

  • @gilgosseyn6602
    @gilgosseyn6602 6 місяців тому +49

    Can you imagine spending money on a "garage full of top NFT cars"?

    • @tealeafmissile4849
      @tealeafmissile4849 6 місяців тому +24

      The digital equivalent of sticking a gun in your mouth

    • @muchotexto4248
      @muchotexto4248 Місяць тому +3

      ​@@tealeafmissile4849 Except the gun is a banknote worth a gun and 6 bullets that you can cash, and I quote, "Somewhere in the land of children"

  • @con10pt
    @con10pt 6 місяців тому +171

    The deep dives are what I subscribed for, and I’d love to see more! I do also enjoy the other content you’ve been posting a LOT, so I’m happy either way!

    • @alspace4925
      @alspace4925 5 місяців тому

      Type shi

    • @VRixxo123
      @VRixxo123 3 місяці тому

      Imagine paying money monthly and still not getting a reply lmao

    • @con10pt
      @con10pt 3 місяці тому +1

      @@VRixxo123 👍

  • @krzysztofprusinowski1147
    @krzysztofprusinowski1147 6 місяців тому +41

    Hey man, don't stop making cryptobros seething. It's your golden content.

  • @calebbraun9505
    @calebbraun9505 6 місяців тому +59

    "Is this just some convoluted scam?" Yes, that's what crypto/nft games are, you have provided a wide array of evidence to support this on your channel.

    • @chdreturns
      @chdreturns 5 місяців тому

      That's all cryptocurrency is as a whole... A giant ponzi scheme.

    • @ArariaKAgelessTraveller
      @ArariaKAgelessTraveller 5 місяців тому

      Oh wish the people on my country could see through all these scam
      they are all easily baited by ton of trendy buzzword
      like Metaverse, NFT, and Cryptos

  • @daikideku
    @daikideku 6 місяців тому +60

    The modern crypto gaming space is incredibly interesting/horrifying, so having someone willing to dig through the slop to see what is actually there is always appreciated. Reminds me of the days when everyone and their dog was making an mmorpg and I spent a lot of time in my youth getting my hands on all of the free to play ones to see what they were about.

    • @JanJansen985
      @JanJansen985 6 місяців тому +7

      The free to play ones usually last about two hours lol

  • @eddiii4030
    @eddiii4030 6 місяців тому +98

    Wow, I sure do love opening lootboxes in high quality games that are definitely not just the Lyra demo!
    (help i am trapped in QORPO's metaverse dungeon and they won't let me out until I open enough lootboxes to pull the legendary prison cell key)

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  6 місяців тому +19

      Don't worry Eddi, I will save you!

    • @axmaxko
      @axmaxko 4 місяці тому

      Will be great to share some proofs thats Lyra because I read that they build it really from scratch can you share smthng?@@jauwn

    • @axmaxko
      @axmaxko 4 місяці тому

      will be great to add some proofs that this game is Lyra asset flip like you mention@@jauwn

  • @kesorangutan6170
    @kesorangutan6170 6 місяців тому +9

    I love the ram ranch cameo while reading Tunkas' biography.

  • @blueshirt3165
    @blueshirt3165 5 місяців тому +6

    That intro guy going "F**k! S**t!" at 5:27 is going to stick in my head for ages

  • @stardoogalaxie9314
    @stardoogalaxie9314 6 місяців тому +19

    Youre genuinely so entertaining and informative to watch
    Edit: omg my brain is currently melting trying to do a Game Design final and I recognize that bent up barrel asset! It's from the Cyberpunk Megascans i use that thing like a billion times in my Level Design final hagagsh

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  6 місяців тому +8

      Dude I knew they had to be using megascans but I couldn’t find which ones

  • @THEMRCHESTERR
    @THEMRCHESTERR 6 місяців тому +5

    “He never talks first, but he always talks back”
    Poetic 😂😂😂

  • @hithisisq
    @hithisisq 5 місяців тому +18

    12:22 is that the fucking tiktok ai voice

  • @JustShawn11
    @JustShawn11 5 місяців тому +8

    I remember finding this channel when it had 200 subs and commented on it blowing up due to the work and research in the vids. 4 months later and you're closing in on 100k soon. Keep up the good work

  • @davbones
    @davbones 6 місяців тому +15

    i enjoy the crypto deep dives because it covers games that i'll never see or touch in my entire life. i enjoy all of your content though so whatever kind of video you make is cool with me

  • @maxwell9784
    @maxwell9784 6 місяців тому +7

    Sometimes I think the mentality of targeting detractors to endorse your stuff is “if they hate all the others but like ours, we’ll be the best!”

  • @Gatorade69
    @Gatorade69 6 місяців тому +10

    Citizen Conflict. Sounds like the squabble my neighbors had.
    "Were the developers on crack ?"
    I feel crack would have given them more clarity.
    Edit : I subscribed because of the crypto stuff but your non crypto reviews have also been great, plus I know the crypto well is probably drying up. I'm down for whatever as I really enjoyed your Driver video. Hell, I'd be down to hear you talk about a game you really like.

  • @pablo.gonzales945
    @pablo.gonzales945 6 місяців тому +10

    When I first found your channel I was astounded by how high quality your videos are. I've binged your entire crypto series and it's what keeps me coming back. It feels like you've really found a core niche reviewing these garbage nft games. While any other gaming commentary youtuber can make retrospectives, the nft game reviews is something only you seem to be doing. Love your content, keep up the great work :)

  • @eekcm23
    @eekcm23 6 місяців тому +10

    Even though nfts have decreased in popularity drastically over the last year, I think you're still doing good work and fighting the good fight. Do whatever you want in regards to creation, of course, but also consider that they're really funny.

  • @Anon_Spartan
    @Anon_Spartan 6 місяців тому +8

    Was that healer from Trauma Team? Cyberpunk 2077 crossover confirmed?

  • @mrtodgi6700
    @mrtodgi6700 6 місяців тому +6

    Weapons from cp2077 and fortnite, lobby and lobby ui from apex, and lots of the finals... really great innovative game yeah

  • @historichistory9992
    @historichistory9992 6 місяців тому +5

    My primary interest in the channel is the deep dive into crypto games- you are literally the only channel actually trying to show gameplay

  • @pbyn153
    @pbyn153 6 місяців тому +2

    I actually love your NFT deep dives but also your deep dive on obscure old games. Just do what you do Jauwn

  • @BananaStew
    @BananaStew 6 місяців тому

    recently discovered your channel and youve quickly become one of my favorites. its insane how quickly you improved from your original reviews!

  • @speedrobo99
    @speedrobo99 6 місяців тому +15

    I'm so excited! Can't wait for the show to start.

  • @bdeamon1
    @bdeamon1 6 місяців тому +11

    Wow! Now this is what I would call a top quality review.

  • @rahrahrahrahrahrahra
    @rahrahrahrahrahrahra 6 місяців тому +1

    These deep dives are what got me hooked on your channel. Great stuff.

  • @HolyLich
    @HolyLich 6 місяців тому +1

    These deep dives are why I subscribed to your channel, the algorithm introduced me to your channel via some of your oldest stuff. You've come a long way, deary.

  • @TheKlp3
    @TheKlp3 6 місяців тому +4

    Love these deep dives! They are fantastic. I'm a gamedev and it's just funny to see deeper into all these crypto "Games" people said was gonna change the entire industry a few years ago haha. Love every video and hope to see more!

  • @borbzone9351
    @borbzone9351 6 місяців тому +28

    I really like the content focusing on older titles not commonly discussed in the modern day! I would love to see more of that content, however, I think the crypto content is more important to showcase how dogshit these games are, and can hopefully pull someone away from a bad investment.
    (also what editing software do you use)

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  6 місяців тому +13

      DaVinci Resolve! The free version

  • @nicolaslugo9357
    @nicolaslugo9357 6 місяців тому +2

    You have such insanely good editing and your videos overall are so much fun. Its crazy how you don’t have more subscribers.

  • @Wolf-dx1cl
    @Wolf-dx1cl 6 місяців тому +2

    I love your intro cards so much. Super good vibe

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  6 місяців тому +1

      Glad you like them!

  • @ViaConDias
    @ViaConDias 6 місяців тому +4

    So it finally happened. Jauwn has actually turned into Crypto Games best option to get exposure. Really taking the "Bad publicity is better than no publicity" to the extreme. I'm loving it

  • @cinnamonrolls4life677
    @cinnamonrolls4life677 6 місяців тому +4

    I genuinely love all your intros! I can't think of how they wanted this to turn out 🤭

  • @violetile666
    @violetile666 6 місяців тому +1

    I enjoy the specific crypto reviews, but i also enjoy your other content. I'm just here to see what you make, keep up the good work man!

  • @meliodas8409
    @meliodas8409 6 місяців тому +1

    I like your essays on lesser known games AND your crypto game videos. Anything you do is cool ❤

  • @GooeyGremlin
    @GooeyGremlin 5 місяців тому +4

    Sometimes I find myself thinking I'd be a millionaire if I didn't have a moral compass.

  • @peaberry9413
    @peaberry9413 6 місяців тому +15

    Crazy new intro, Jauwn. Your craft only gets better with every upload. Love the videos!

  • @DeuxisWasTaken
    @DeuxisWasTaken 6 місяців тому +2

    I absolutely am into these deep dives, my favourite type of your content.

  • @queenoftheinternet
    @queenoftheinternet 5 місяців тому

    been binging your work, seeing it all build up to higher and higher quality with every upload is so cool, keep it up~ :3

  • @YaBoyBlade
    @YaBoyBlade 6 місяців тому +5

    Enjoying these videos very much, even though I couldn't care less about NFT games, just shows the state of Web3 pretty well.

  • @THEZMX195
    @THEZMX195 6 місяців тому +10

    Ive watched every video on your channel. All the stuff you make is great and the crypto stuff never gets old. Id love to see a follow up to some "popular games" youve already reviewed. Are they still around? Have they had any updates? Should i mortgage my kidneys to buy all the NFTs?

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  6 місяців тому +12

      I will be doing a follow up for my final video of the year!

  • @rzdakira
    @rzdakira 6 місяців тому +2

    As much as I enjoy these teardown and expsing of cryptogames, I also immensely enjoy your retrogames retrospectives. Especially of those obscure gems or really janky ones. Sometimes it is easy to dismiss those games back in the day because of all the games surrounding it but when we look back on them, they were not as terrible as we first thought. Your videos really did well on highlighting them.
    Admittedly, the only positive I can give to these cryptogames is the fact that they lead me to discover you this gem of a channel. But if I was in a knifepoint and forced to choose, I would watch your retrospective series in a heartbeat.

  • @poeira3991
    @poeira3991 6 місяців тому

    hi jauwn, I love your writing and especially your editing style, and I really like it when you talk about things other than crypto games, the driver video and the one about the weird german game are my favorites! also your intros are great, the one in this video was amazing, keep up the good work!

  • @gasaiyuno6021
    @gasaiyuno6021 6 місяців тому +3

    I really missed your Cryptotrash reviews. I love them the most and why I got into your channel. They're always entertaining and you're my only Crypto game reviewer. Love the stuff!

  • @WardenPhi
    @WardenPhi 6 місяців тому +4

    “I mine as well do a video reviewing the Lyra template itself” I mean… I’d watch it

    • @axmaxko
      @axmaxko 4 місяці тому

      Yes will be great with real proofs, because 90% Web 3 games builds with Lyra assets but there are some games which build it from scratch not using Lyra assets, but if you dont have proofs that Citizen is build with lyra its not good that share this statements :) Cant wait for it let me know will be pleasure to check all your stuff about it

    • @mapytrix3982
      @mapytrix3982 Місяць тому

      @@axmaxko Bot sent by corpo oh noes! They say it's not an asset flip whatever will we do about it :(

  • @viviannavicious
    @viviannavicious 6 місяців тому

    Love the intro, been watching since that decentraland video, great seeing your videos get better and better.

  • @Mousetrap1740
    @Mousetrap1740 6 місяців тому +5

    I think the best, simplest review you can give this game is; its not being sold in countries that regulate crypto. Something something nothing to hide, nothing to fear.

  • @1QUOTE1
    @1QUOTE1 5 місяців тому

    Came for the crypto reviews but I've rewatched basically all of your content several times because its just that entertaining! Your editing style, humor, and pacing are top notch and I finally subscribed after your Driver video. Keep up the excellent work, anything you put out is sure to be gold!

  • @texthere1378
    @texthere1378 6 місяців тому +2

    As long as you’re keeping yourself safe during those deep dives, I’m up for more of them.

  • @Webzstudio
    @Webzstudio 6 місяців тому +4

    So i feel like you've already covered NFT games well and truly, thanks to you i can look at a game and see Lyra by eye now. Have you considered covering mobile games? i think it could be really fun to do a deep dive on all the weird fake game ads on twitter that community notes are always putting on blast. They call them "Non-core gameplay ads" supposedly - some years ago a journalist actually interviewed the guys in asia that make the fake mobile game ads, it is an extremely cursed. Literally this week i keep getting youtube ads for "hero wars" and one has a drowning dog being tortured, it truly is a strange and fascinating industry.

  • @avalonofbabylon3024
    @avalonofbabylon3024 6 місяців тому

    Love the intro man
    As far as crypto game deep dives goes I love em and the new stuff too

  • @sei-core
    @sei-core 5 місяців тому

    Love your editing and real nice banner in the beginning

  • @fritten
    @fritten 6 місяців тому +4

    I mean made from scratch is generous. Just by coincidence i recognized Raid from BO2 and Karachi from MW2 immideatly. If you look hard enough im sure sure all of the Maps are CoD reskins

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  6 місяців тому +1

      where did you see raid and Karachi? I didn't recognize those

    • @fritten
      @fritten 6 місяців тому +1

      @@jauwn 11:00 is karachi. 12:10 is Raid. Again im sure theres more "inspired" maps. Even if the maps arent copied to a tee, those spots are heavily inspired.

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  6 місяців тому

      oh yeah... you're totally right, that is definitely the area next to the basketball court in Raid

    • @fritten
      @fritten 6 місяців тому +3

      @@jauwn yeah the pool in raid and the center building of Karachi. Explains how the maps aren't half bad tho. There made by IW and Treyarch lol

    • @theonlybilge
      @theonlybilge 6 місяців тому

      Cawwadoody.

  • @operatchick6486
    @operatchick6486 6 місяців тому +7

    7:26 "He never talks first, but he always talks back." Aww, Tunkas is just a shy boy eager for friends. I stan Tunkas

  • @CestMagnify
    @CestMagnify 6 місяців тому

    Jauwn! I loved the new intro! This was a fun video but I also enjoy your retrospectives of games that are not NFTs :3 thank you for your work!

  • @Claire_Ballard
    @Claire_Ballard 6 місяців тому +1

    Cool video Jauwn. I will say that your choice of real video games to make videos about has been fascinating and i cant wait to see what you tackle there next. I dont know how or why you suffered through Arabian Knights or Diggles. Driver was a classic but still niche at the end of the day, lol. Excited for whatever you make.

  • @Ashryd
    @Ashryd 6 місяців тому +3

    Absolutely keep the crypto game deepdives coming, I was genuinely sad to find out you weren't a decades old UA-cam channel with days of content to binge when I started watching. Let's make that a reality!

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  6 місяців тому +3

      Eh, I got a few hours worth at least! But thanks and glad you enjoyed!

  • @jauwn
    @jauwn  6 місяців тому +311

    Thanks for watching everyone!
    What do you think about this game - is it a scam, or just sketchy?
    Subscribe:
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    Buy me a Coffee:
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    • @Chareddragon
      @Chareddragon 6 місяців тому +4

      Sketchy

    • @dr_crazii
      @dr_crazii 6 місяців тому +15

      I don't think it was originally billed as an outright scam, but the devs didn't seem too bothered about taking advantage of people willing to fund one project just to develop something different.

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  6 місяців тому +49

      @@TylerTMG I don't have a Patreon because I don't really have enough time in my already busy life to make exclusive content, so it wouldn't be a good value. Instead, if you want to support me, I have the UA-cam Membership thing which is only $2.99

    • @jonas_telmo
      @jonas_telmo 6 місяців тому +5

      Qorpo? More like Garbo, just like every other crypto-game scammers shat on these days.

    • @truffleshuffle314
      @truffleshuffle314 6 місяців тому +4

      I love intros, good job!

  • @lyinarbaeldeth2456
    @lyinarbaeldeth2456 6 місяців тому

    Love the deep dives! Keep 'em coming!

  • @tintedglass
    @tintedglass 6 місяців тому +1

    21:08 (ish) the banner on the site that says, "we reward your loyalty" is priceless af.

  • @ceres_o7
    @ceres_o7 6 місяців тому +17

    Found your channel a couple weeks ago. Your content is all really good, crypto deep dive or otherwise.
    You're good at letting the game speak for itself, great balance of observational commentary, dry humour and sarcasm with actually just, letting whatever game you're discussing showcase its own nonsense and drag itself down without you needing to just rip into it for half an hour. Its worked really well not just for crypto games, but also janky bad old games or even janky good beloved ones like your Driver video. Its a good style and you're good at it with all your videos imo.

  • @sweethysteria8737
    @sweethysteria8737 6 місяців тому +3

    Remember Tamadoge?
    Well they’ve actually released a mobile app
    Re review plz? 👀👁️👁️

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  6 місяців тому +4

      yes I saw that! Re-review coming either at the end of this month or early next month, depending on how busy I get

  • @Rowboatsalot
    @Rowboatsalot 6 місяців тому

    i was drawn in by the diggles review in my recommendations at first, but binged all the rest of the channel after that, nft games and all. I think both types of content are equally entertaining, so really you should just do what you want going forward

  • @vonriddarn
    @vonriddarn 6 місяців тому

    I love these deep dives tea spills. It's why I subbed in the furst place! Great stuff.

  • @GiggsVids
    @GiggsVids 6 місяців тому +8

    Now this is..
    A top quality review, if I don't say so myself

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 6 місяців тому +3

      I like how after he said 500$ they said sure but then were super slippery and evasive about contracts or what he needs to do to get paid. Real on brand for cryptotrash.

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  6 місяців тому +4

      @@planescaped In their defense they did say they would pay me upfront - but I had turned it down already

  • @redwolf92
    @redwolf92 6 місяців тому +5

    I suspect that the guy who messaged you is a rogue employee that wants to sabotage his company's 'game' because he has integrity. God bless based Aneemate PR guy.

    • @fuzzydude64
      @fuzzydude64 6 місяців тому

      Or they're a standard cryptobro

  • @MerryMac1000
    @MerryMac1000 6 місяців тому

    I come here because I enjoy your style and commentary. Your crypto stuff and your game retrospectives are just as interesting to me.

  • @laffy_taffa3023
    @laffy_taffa3023 6 місяців тому

    Deep dives are great. I’d* love to see reviews of decent to good games as well. Could spark future series of where are those games now or even deep dive into the difference between sequels!

  • @destroymurderkill
    @destroymurderkill 6 місяців тому +3

    It sounds a LOT like the announcer voice is just some typical tiktok TTS

  • @erindonovan7423
    @erindonovan7423 6 місяців тому +5

    Hey, that's not even mentioning the cyber Viking having a handful of prominent tattoos of symbols co-opted by the far right, which is definitely enough to earn a side-eye. You know. In case there wasn't enough reason to side-eye this project.

  • @jaynichols1906
    @jaynichols1906 6 місяців тому

    I still love your crypto game reviews and always put them on as soon as I see they've dropped. It's a hilarious niche I've only seen you fill, and you fill it quite stylishly.

  • @Cheshire.R
    @Cheshire.R 6 місяців тому

    great content and also like how you cut it into per chapters.

  • @YakumoShinito
    @YakumoShinito 6 місяців тому +5

    yesss, more deep dives into shitty nft games

  • @BuraG
    @BuraG Місяць тому +3

    Zase Slováci

  • @Beardqt
    @Beardqt 6 місяців тому +1

    your graphics and transitions have peaked bro, the chair intro was killin it

  • @liastaob
    @liastaob 6 місяців тому

    Loving the work you're putting into your intros these days

  • @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009
    @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009 6 місяців тому +4

    All guns are stolen from either CoD, Fortnite or specially Cyberpunk 2077
    Amazing

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  6 місяців тому

      Which ones? i didn't think they were stolen, I didn't notice anything obvious

    • @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009
      @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@jauwnthe mp5 uses a lot of the MW's attachments
      A lot of guns are straight up just the cyberpunk 2077 guns including the johnny silverhand's pistol on the battle pass, trauma team SMG and on an victory animation there is an turret that is also from the game
      On of the pictures advertising the game also uses remodeled Fortnite weapons with skins

    • @mrtodgi6700
      @mrtodgi6700 6 місяців тому +3

      ​in opening cutcsene gun from lootbox really familliar whith PROTOTYPE: SHINGEN MARK V type smg frome cp2077

    • @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009
      @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@mrtodgi6700that one too
      There is 2 smgs from CP 2077 in the game

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  6 місяців тому +3

      I didn’t play CP2077 yet so I’m glad I have you guys to notice these things. This is insane

  • @puppynow
    @puppynow 6 місяців тому +4

    500???

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  6 місяців тому +7

      that's actually a horrible price for a UA-camr of my size. World Of Tanks offered me $2000

    • @puppynow
      @puppynow 6 місяців тому

      a company should offer you 10k to play their game @@jauwn

  • @xtigerbotjoe
    @xtigerbotjoe 3 місяці тому

    Holy cats. Watching through your channel in chronological order and I’ve loved watching you find your style and voice with your editing and this video is you really hitting your stride. Absolutely amazing 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

  • @Tortellia
    @Tortellia 6 місяців тому

    I love your crypto game deep dives. I’m not even that much of a gamer myself, but you somehow remind me of Josh Strife Hayes, just crypto instead of MMO oriented and I live for that. Great content, great editing, great production. Much better than those Lyra flips you “play”.