Man, don't you just hate it when devs Roguelikify their games as an excuse to gain more play time and to boast that the game has "infinite replay ability"? What a joke.
The graphics were HORRIBLE! And when i complained about it they made me to pay for an in game item called glasses or whatever, to improve my graphics! This is so P2W.
Tbf, at least you only have to pay in-game currency and not irl currency to access it, but yeah, there are a lot of bugs they just end up passing off as features because the devs don’t want to admit their mistakes.
It's honestly so annoying that the devs don't do anything about it or even bother to add it to basic healthcare lists in most countries. Also why did they make it a Feature to begin with?
i found a weird bug where if you look through a screen window, everything behind it renders in SUPER low resolution. i reported the bug, but they barely ever fix bugs so im not optimistic about it getting fixed
-Pay to win mechanics -No updates from the devs -No one’s even sure if spectator mode is real -No mod interactions with players, seemingly entirely community and honor based -No set planned story, writers seem to be making it up as they go along -Devs utterly ignore requests for balance or patches Why do we still play this shit? -It’s free Oh.
@@CornedBeeYou can quit, but your playthrough of Life will be unreachable and you won't be able to play it anymore, as much as Life is flawed, I wouldn't stop playing this game anytime soon
Don’t forget that depending on initial spawn location and conditions, you can get soft locked into an unbreakable cycle or even worse you can just get eliminated before you even have a chance to level up
and players who got good spawn locations will insist there's no imbalance whatsoever, WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY MAKING IT HARDER FOR PEOPLE WITH BAD SPAWN POSITIONS TO ACQUIRE RESOURCES
@@dvillines26 Its called "systematic RNG seed". It ensures that riches and power will keep circulating inside certain circle of people. While its cruel and unfair, this seeded RNG is one of the core plot point for almost every conflict in human history.
Life is the worst game ever made. 1) Random character creation (you can't choose the character or your stat) 2) Perma death and you can't create a new character after that making the game unplayable 3) Way to open ending, you don't know what to do 4) Only ultra hard dif 5) Pay2win 6) Worldbuilding that makes no sence 7) to many bags and glitches
One of the most inconvenient bugs has the be the “allergy bug” and the absolute absurd amount of them. It’s just wild that these bugs can sometimes result in a perma-death if someone affected by the bug isn’t careful. Thankfully there are mods like epipens and over the counter medication to help combat these bugs but it would be really nice if the devs just patched them.🙄
@@Scr4mbledM3ggs Well the devs did make the character creation algorithm accessible. At first it was just for plants, we know those already, but human modding is being worked on. Thing is, the whole thing has compound variables, they seem to affect completely random statistics and even themselves if they get stuck in a loop. You change one too many variable and suddenly the whole program grinds to a halt and refuses to process.
You know what kills me? The devs actually added maps that you can't reach with the current game mechanics. They limited how much distance anything can cover in one processor cycle, so even just looking at an object in space can have a lag of, like, minutes, and in some cases, millennia, because they won't even let the light from the object reach you instantly. You have to wait for the server's processors to load all the space between you and the object. Good luck traveling to any of the really distant locations; you need player and vehicle speed that outpaces the processor's cycles, and it's looking like trying to do that will bug out the in-world clock. It'd look like you spent more in game time to get there than it should have taken, even with the distance-per-tick limit. I did hear they're looking at a "warp" exploit to get around the whole thing, but the steps in the process sound like TAS only. BRB, a wasp just no-clipped into my character's apartment. DEVS FIX THE NO-CLIP BUG BUG.
It's even worse for me. Sometimes when its really humid and moist outside, my render distance glitches out and I can't see very far ahead of me. The devs pretended like it was a feature of the game and called it "fog." What a terrible game...
dont worry you just havent made it that far in the progression chain yet. as long as you can beat the global warming boss youll start unlocking that tech path a few hundred years later
@@three_mr_three that's not render distance, things are still rendering, you can tell since in game electronics respond to radio waves from outside your vision cone. it's just the perception on your build, it's about the random stat allocation, which by the way is a horrible system, I was spawned with a blind arthritic character, arthritis being a trait that deals periodic limb damage by draining your immune points.
man that went from "haha giraffes are so weird" to "to live is to suffer and we must cling to what beauty we can make for ourselves in our fleeting lives" REALLY fast
As a human taking some cannabis can usually help with these types of debuffs. Another tip is to ignore these thoughts until your game save is deleted. Trust us players wont be missed.
@@blendercouldren8063 yeah that's true, but there's the dependence mechanic which makes you need more and more of it just to get the same buffs, and you get debuffs if you stop after using it for some time. the more you use this item, the longer it will take for the effect to wear off. also using a lot of it can give you the paranoia status effect, which will worsen with time and can even become permanent, so you really have to be careful if you wanna use this item.
@@twicedeadmage It was meant to be a stealth nerf to human lifespans but people got mad over it, the devs are too arrogant to just roll something back so they added a consumable that is priced at arbitrary amounts. Of course they put it at a tech level that is basically impossible not to lose in the apocalypse event cause screw anyone who wants a fun experience instead of a stressful, miserable grind.
You know whats sad? The Dinosaur arc was CLEARLY the foreshadowing of Dragons but then got retconned. Fine understandable but them WHY leave the left over code in the Ancient to Medival Human in universe lore??? What a troll move by the devs like we're gonna cancel this project but still show the potential that could have been ingame?
@@MeatbagSlayer Really? I thought they wanted to add them in in one of the side-stories while trying to keep them hidden so they don't impact the main part
Dinosaurs are just the backstory to the "oil" resource that one writer focused wayyy too much on. And now suddenly, oil is a "finite" resource and they're trying to write it out of the story. Wow. This happens when you a) don't have an editor and b) switch up your writing staff too often.
@@thedragonsden2004What do you mean? I’ve played an orangutan before, you gotta first learn to be an animal as a human to unlock the secret path. You’re just less conscious as other animals, so, the difficult obtaining the game path into a less conscious state often leads new players to think we can only play as humans. I recommend Tier Zoos for choosing your next build.
As worldbuilder, I have found two ways to interpret the message of this video: 1. Don't make your world overly complicated. 2. If you make your world so overly complicated that noone, not even yourself, understand it, you can brush it off as "realistic".
also dont forget to balance the playerbase, this "game" has a lot of problems with its community. Some people with high ranks are growing and ranking up while they troll lower ranking players and they are unable to rank up. also about some high rank players, why the hell do they send lower rank players to wars against other high ranks? stupidly hard to play this.
Or, 3.make a world you can understand, but then obscure a bunch of details and leave the veiwer to try and interprit Or 4: create a chaos bean like Strawhat Luffy and set him loose on a world made up of various ideas you've had over the years strung out in some grand journey where even you don't know where it will end
Fantasy be like: >has magic and flying creatures >still uses horses and carts as main mode of transport Earth be like: >has nuclear energy >still uses coal as main energy source
But that's why in certain fantasy settings are expecting to change that paradigm, you are the hero of your own story and if you think things aren't good you change them. It's the same thing here, except we don't get any restarts, you got to do any percent no death run. Well technically... Yeah it would be any percent because you would basically have to spend half of your life preparing yourself with the skills that it would take for you to take over the entire planet.
@@crimsonfox87fluxule62 I would argue that you can "extend" your life! The idea being that the memory or idea of you, can still affect other people, especially if you have any offspring or adoptees. They can, in a way, extend the way of your life. Heck I could probably just throw the definition of a meme here and even that could fit this idea of life extension :P
@@1KiloDepartment well of course, but that just means your added to any in-game lore and your legacies impact is dependent. I'm talking about dying early because of having lack of resources which is caused by an inefficiency caused by a lack of capital in the main playthrough. Some players die right as they spawn from internal or outwards factors, some of them have made your debuffs because their environment posed a severe challenge for their growth. Some of these individuals have a legacy that is so powerful that it will almost forever influence, whatever player manage to make Christianity so popular is definitely a good example of living on. And you can definitely expand yourself in this game, this game has already proven through other players that they can extend the life of mice through various methods that I don't remember quite well right now, so if you can figure out how to do that then you can quite literally extend your life. There's also the passive and deterministic playthrough style two of the main styles. Passive is the one a lot of people take for the most part, the key to themselves and their own little corner of the game world and they try to play by whatever arbitrary rules are set in by other players who existed and made these rules because they managed to win the game as best they could a long time ago. There's also the deterministic playthrough style, were you parenthetically take the game of life by the horns and you make a lot of decisions that are self-serving to a certain degree. The most common version of this in the easiest version of this is to break every rule that you can think of, to take what you need without regard for any law, or to pretend to be passive while having deterministic actions, this is really common in the organized crime build, and the high levels of government and business build. The most common it is petty theft and murder build, were you take what you need at any cost. It is a high risk and high reward playstyle. But that isn't recommended because sometimes the blood sinks so hard into your character's hands that they're almost impossible to wash off, and other people will eventually see it.
Actually there's a dragon species on Earth project, but the developer totally nerf it into just a slightly bigger lizard with no wing. Earth fans usually called them "Komodo Dragon"
If they didn't kill the dinosaurs we'd still have those flying-giraffe dragons and we could an actual flying apex but nooo. They had to replace that with bats that eat fruits and cry if it's too bright outside. Cenozoic devs are idiots bro smh. Why would you replace that with bats and then keep birds but none of the cool dinosaurs? It's like they want the player base to stop playing I swear.
@@cementcitron9428 yep and after the second war arc they wanted tension between all the countries with a... cold war arc? geez, the devs really like to involve a war arc in everything don't they?
From Lvl 28 to lvl 32 now Ive been having this bug called 'Cancer'. It is so pay to win to remove it and it is not even guarantee. I dont know if I can afford to level up anymore. I would love to quit this stupid game. It hurts so much, pay2win and I dont want to burden my guildies taking care of me.
The whole paying for healthcare thing in certain parts of the ingame planet, its just too dystopian. I dont even like playing in those areas cause it just makes me sad seeing all the npcs
One? Plato's whole philosophy is a bad take. It's only when Aristotle was rediscovered in the late Renaissance that we entered a new civilizational golden age as we shook off the shackles of Platono-Christian moral philosophy. This is what we call "The Enlightenment". Unfortunately, some tardos like Jean Jacques Rousseau tried to fit Plato back into Enlightenment Philosophy and accidentally created the French Revolution and Communism. Oops.
Remember how authors RETCONNED an entire final chapter in 2012 to keep stalling the humanity arc, and since then, came up with such "bangers" as 2020 (which is just a rehashing of the spanish flu event with more madness) and several playable teasers for WW3 (as if someone asked for a trequel)? This story is a joke
And if you look at the dev logs and the concept art, the ending was gonna be cool as fuck. Aliens were supposed to decend from the heavens and help humanity ascend to another plane of existence. But the human merch is too profitable to let go of.
I cant believe no one pointed out that this is the worlds best April fools and he just casually slips it in at the 19 minute mark, then this prank somehow becomes a beautifully profound and insightful look into the random and messy nature of our reality in a hilarious new way. 10/10
8:01 I remember this saying that goes: "I before E, except after C except if it sounds like A, as in Neighbour and Neigh, and you'll always be wrong, no matter what you say." I like that you put stuff like "receive" in there, where there is no contradiction just to see if people would find out.
One thing that hit me while I was doing a daily quest: *"aging"* has to be one of the universe's best-on-paper/worst-in-practice ideas ever. >over time give newbies a series of permanent buffs up to a point, to help them settle in Sounds great. >apply debuffs to veteran players to keep the game challenging And here we shit the bed, because _the debuffs are _*_also_*_ permanent, and they never stop coming._ They *INEVITABLY* get to the point where they get your character killed no matter how safely or skillfully you play, and as others have pointed out this is a game with permadeath and where rerolling is an unconfirmed rumor among the playerbase.
Yeah, it's not meant to be fair, that's why the actual best players are not afraid of the age debuffs and the final punishment at the end, the risk keeps things interesting and meaningful
There's this urban legend around some players that when the game was getting beta tested, the first players pissed off the devs into making that aging system. You can find more about that on some creepy pastas and fan wikis.
12:23 OH MY GOD the "Lead is actually poison" storyline is a PERFECT example of Earth's writers dropping the ball. They spent THOUSANDS of years building up this huge twist - "oh cool this metal is neat, it's easy to craft with, easy to form, holds its shape well, can be turned into white pigment, and does a bunch of other things let's use it forever" then BOOM turns out it's actually deadly! That should be a storyline for the ages but what do they do? They spend nearly a decade just hanging out in the Arctic staring at boring ass core samples with NO dramatic stakes, then various governments slooowly and bureaucratically force industries to stop using it in this loooong piecemeal way that's STILL GOING ON AS WE SPEAK UGH. Create a specific villain, let us seem him defeated, what IS this trash? And it's just the latest example of how these writers choose these dull ass systemic paths for their storylines to take where evils are caused by incompetence, stupidity, shortsightedness, and outdated tradition instead of anything tangible that can be actually defeated. It's infuriating, and just interminably boring to watch
To be fair, the plot of companies hiding the evidence of poisoning by leaded gasoline until the external scientific evidence outpowered them is pretty dope. Though the "evil company manipulating and poisoning the population for profit" trope is so overused rn, it's everywhere and the devs can't write something else
Not to mention asbestos. Came in as a perfect minmax material for people going for the construction path: cheap, easy to source, flame-retardant, great insulator, easy to install, on and on. Turns out that it has a massive health debuff when you’re exposed long-term, but it was only discovered by the community long after it had been put into nearly every new build. Ridiculous
And they're recycling the plotline over and over again with asbestos and now microplastic. Come on, the twist gets predictable after you do it multiple times
Maybe if you made a magical periodic table, with less than like 10 elements, it could be that only those elements have 'magical properties' and thus only they are in the magical periodic table.
@@TheWeen344or like 2/3s of all elements are molecules containing magic element. I.e. sodium is sodium, but later elements in that column are just sodium with more magic added to them, which amplifies properties of sodium. Doesn't work that well with fluorine though, as its column becomes less reactive
@@TheWeen344 To be fair, I am at least approaching it scientifically. Officially there are only four elements, but my main character discover there are a lot more. Gravity, fot one. Though I probably won't call it that.
I thought it was free to play, but no. You have to pay this in game currency called “taxes” to do anything, and that INCLUDES a monthly paid subscription. At least we get a free trial for the first 18 years.
Some get a better trial tho, I got the 2nd worst one, which has bare minimum tech and currency, while someone I know got the 3rd best which lets them keep the trial forever! Worst part is they get extra benefits and p2w a lot, I am very jealous, I want to try and reroll my spawn but they haven't confirmed if it's possible yet
Don't worry, if you have no land, poor income, no cellphone, no expenses, no credit card, no bank account no fictional assets and live enrirely bush craft style... and I've just heard myself out loud, good bye, see you in some other comment section.
3:49 what's even worse is that coding a dragon build would be extremely simple. In open beta, the devs added the quetzalcoatlus,the largest flying build which is essentially a dragon that can't breathe fire. The bombardier beetle is a build that shoots boiling liquid from its ass. Just add this ability to the quetzalcoatlus,make it shoot from its mouth instead of its ass and boom you have a playable dragon. But no the devs would think this is unrealistic and made the platypus and humans instead
Oh, don't even remind me of the platypus. The bill of a duck, the tail of an beaver, the feet of an otter and it lays eggs? _And_ the devs have the nerve to call it a mammal? Ridiculous.
Yea but they were smaller builds (compared to dragons) that complied with the physics engine, dragons would be Impossible because they are too heavy and they're wings can't make enough thrust. And it would take a lot of energy for them to use their default movement mode (flight). Also If they could shoot fire than that could break the entire balance of the game. The build your talking about was much less heavy and could produce enough thrust to fly. + dragons heads are not aerodynamic.
I think the craziest part about the Earth worldbuilding is how much time they spend on creating fictional stories within the already fictional Earth story, and then often there are stories inside of those stories, and then sometimes....
The worst is the "superhero" myths in the game. Like they yap on about these guys with cool abilities who dress up in costumes and codenames but never actually add them to the game? Why show us what could've been and not just give us it? Sometimes I feel the devs don't know their playerbase.
Earth is a classic example of when a fictional universe just keeps going for far too long, outgrowing it's original concepts, messages, themes, graphics, power systems, and even writers. At this point so many people have worked on it putting entirely different, often contradictory spins on what's what that it makes no sense. Really, some of these people just need to make their own universes already and let this one rest as it is.
Unfortunately, the Devs are being very wishy-washy on whether or not the multiverse is real or not. I wish they'd just make up their minds instead of teasing us with the Mandela Effect update.
Writers seem to just work on their own things, is the original author even working on it? Some guy called Nietzsche said he's dead. What even is the main storyline? Who is the main character?
@@KamenSentaiMetalHero That would explain why it's so OP. Idk why they keep teasing us with that galaxy exploration expansion they've been dropping sneak peeks for when the Earth's deep sea maps aren't even completed yet. And I'll never forget how bummed I was after they dropped that Landing on the Moon DLC. Why let us access it without plans for at least a cool base or terraforming or even just a storyline? The tech tree for getting there was insane and nothing's really been done with the moon since, except those lunar holidays and occasional eclipse events. And then they just did the same thing with Mars, like wtf?
Finally somebody said that. Additionally earth has: - the worst magic system (there are these guys called priests but they don’t even have powers) - only one sapient faction -incredibly badly made weapons(everyone spams mass destruction, so there is only an angry stalemate between everybody, also no titanic war machines) -the WORST space travel I’ve ever seen EDIT: finally found the edit button, thanks for all the likes. also as a bonus point: the authors are trying everything just to not add space battleships and space battles look like the are not going to be a lot of fun when they add them (unless you enjoy the suspense of seeing a railgun shot flying to you for a week)
the priests have acces to talk with the dev,they are more like play testers . Also the magic system is called technology, the dev wanted to make it more........ unique.
Thing is Earth's worldbuilding is told from the perspective of the characters in-universe (Specifically the Humans who may as well be the Protagonists), that's an unreliable narrator. We'll see things that are completely ridiculous in the setting to us, the omniscient reader, that'll be entirely reasonable to the inhabitants because they don't have our wider-scope view.
😱 No way I was looking through some of the character traits and that was legitimately one of the exact voice lines used for the "Schizophrenic Delusional Narcissist". When they add so many lines that they make the characters sound like people you know that the developers have way too much time on their hands 🙄.
@@thatguy6482 It's just not as immersive without that sort of thing lol. But yeah. Games, and art in general, are about communication, and with all of the redundant dialogue and monologue options you can really tell that the whoever made the script loves to hear themselves talk
The worst part of it all is that i’ve seen so, so many amazing mod trailers and yet NONE of them ever get released! I still don’t understand why the devs don’t allow a Star Trek or Harry Potter variant of Life, smh.
The worst part is that the speed of anything propagating is capped at c due to lag. Makes most of the wider map and expansion packs unreasonable to access, in addition to fundamentally capping communication speed. Incredibly frustrating.
@@qwaserdftyghuijkopIf it helps, the original Jesus arch says he'll come back someday. We just have to wait for the devs to release the 2nd Jesus expansion and he'll be the main character again clearing up the confusion. It's supposed to be the largest update the game has seen in centuries.
As a mapmaker I usually think: "WHO DESIGNED THIS MAP, THIS SHIT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!" I mean, these shapes are unrealistic and they doesn't even look that good, they didn't even belanced the two hemispheres...😔
You can tell the map was not hand-crafted with love and care. It clearly was just lazily procedurally generated. It has some nice spots though but those are far and few between lots of boring landscape.
also there's a glitch where every time you zoom in the coast line gets longer and apparently that is infinite due to fractals or some nonsense. Game devs didn't think anyone would zoom
You can break the physics by putting a bunch of mass in one spot. It collapses in on itself and its texture is deleted. The annoying part is that you cant see what happens when something falls into the unholy abomination because It just gets close and the physics for that chunk freeze. You can’t even turn the simulation off and on again, so whatever fell in there is just stuck forever.
Yeah and if your player character passes the chunk border it permakills you. I tried it and my entire game crashed, had to completely start over. My save file was TRASHED. Tried contacting the devs but apparently they’ve been offline since the alpha version of Earth. When we only had Eden to explore.
@@astrophynix179i heard they were working on fixing that, I think obj_singularity is the cause since the game categorizes it as a event, not an actual object, and so it freaks out when it creates the object
One of the devs (s_hawking) did manage to implement a workaround so that these objects will slowly evaporate. Even though it happens too slowly for most players to realize, I still think it's a clever solution that works under the existing physics engine.
The thing is that the elements aren’t actually put there by the author of Earth. It’s actually an emergent system that manifests from the overcomplicated statistics based physics system. The elements are just categorisations made by players to try and learn how to exploit the physics engine to create new spells and potions. Most of the heavier elements aren’t even useable, it’s just a part of a leaderboard to see who can make the heaviest element in Earth.
That's because they aren't actually the basic elements. Supposedly, some characters in the multi-part side story "The Great Collider" found that the reason for the unreasonable number of elements is that they are made various combinations of mystical, almost non-existent .... things .... which they call quarks, leptons, and bosons. Sounds more like they're just saying everything is made of mana to me. So, there's only ?17? basic elements but they can be combined for different effects. They even gave the different quarks stupid prefixes like "up" or "charmed" instead of actual names. Anyway, for a simple example of this now even more complex magic system, a single unit of hydrogen, the simplest recipe which can be used for levitation or minor fire spells, among other things, is made of two up quarks and a down quark. The author has left some wiggle room for the addition of other elements, especially in the boson section. So basically the now misnamed table of the elements is really more of a crafting tree.
@@BobMcBobJr There's also this bs of the 'proton' containing a so-called 'charm' quark, which is 1.5 times heavier that the proton itself. The physics system on Earth is really fucked.
The physics system has gone downhill ever since the 20c "quantum" feature update. Too many players exploiting glitches now, tunneling through walls, entangling things far away from each other, etc.
Everyone often complains about the lack of character customization and how hard and expensive it is to change your skin, but hear me out, THE SPAWN SYSTEM IS SO BROKEN. Like, what was the need of making inherited diseases and disabilities? Like, I just started a new run and, even before I reach level 1 I inherited asthma, autism and ADHD. I know it's supposed to be like some type of gambling with the difficulty settings, but please, the devs won't even bother to add a feature so I can remove my character's birth circumstances! Besides, not being able to choose your character's map and family and being sorted out just randomly makes everything worse. My character wasn't lucky enough, even after birth, that he ended up in a poor household, with busy caretakers who could barely bring bread to the table. Like, the first 13 levels of the game were complete BS, the gameplay was irritable and repetitive, and it only got worse when I unlocked the puberty debuff. Right now I'm on level 16, trying to speedrun independence as much as I can, but the birth circumstances plus the unresolved childhood trauma gave my character severe problems throughout the run, like depression, anxiety, ocd and DID. That's a whole lot to take care of, and honestly this run has been nothing but stressing. Luckily I found a job and the future teasers seems really promising, but honestly, after 16 years of purely horrible experiences... I'm just really hoping this game doesn't disappoint me. TLDR: I give Earth a 3/10, the south american maps could really use some updates, cigarettes should be a more difficult item to obtain, character spawns, customization and skins need an urgent revamp and the gameplay would be 1000% more enjoyable if the devs rewrote the whole XX-XXI century arc.
As a level 26 player, I can assure you that the autism character build comes with buffs as well as debuffs! They're super different for each player of course, but I got "immunity/obliviousness to peer pressure", which is awesome. I can't help much with the rest as I personally really lucked out in spawn point RNG (location stats excellent, parents basically optimal, money stat well below average but the location and super smart parents buffs make up for that) and have no idea what it's like to have a suboptimal one, but hope this one tip helps. ~Cat~
@@MajikkanCat, this is totally random. That's where an unhinged RNG comes to play: you never know what buffs and debuffs you will get randomly upon creating a character. And at a random time under random circumstances during your playthrough. And most of them are permanent. Personally i did get "esoteric knowledge" buff (that actually seems to not even be locked to only some types of characters, and is theoretically obtainable for anyone, but also got "curse of uselessness" debuff, as well as some other smaller debuffs. Well, RNG didn't have mercy on me.
Players sometimes can just enter a room in their _own_ house, and their current quest markers just disappear. Like, wtf? I hear that it's due to some kind of rendering issue or memory leak, but it honestly should've been fixed by now.
That's actually not a glitch, but a feature. Its because during random character creation, it selected a specialized mental skillset that excels at rapid task changes and crisis situations, but has a weakness for staying on task and remembering simple things like where you put the pencil. The devs put it in to help balance characters out.
@@futuza yes that's why my character started out with a permanent ADHD debuff and it's not balanced at all and it's frustrating to play with. And the only way to get rid of this debuff is to swallow weird "capsule/pill" things some clerics called psychologists give you which are named adderall which temporarily remove the debuff but they cost a lot of currency and arent even avaliable in many parts of the map
they lost twice, the only time they won the devs decided to put on an island on indonesia and redsigned them into a big lizard, that's why I play with mods
Dev here! Thanks for the feedback. The disparity between the relativistic and quantum magic systems isn't actually a bug, it's a feature. We're planning to add some more land creatures in the next millenium or so, so look out for that as well. Other than that just some minor bug fixes here and there.
Hey Dev, do you think you can do something about world hunger? Oh and also fix what ever happened to get allergies, I mean do I really need to be assaulted by constant sneezing EVERY MORNING
Hey Dev! My friend has found a money duplication glitch. I tried reaching out to you guys but never got a respone. Pls fix it quickly because now almost everyone is using it. Also anyone who uses it should get 5 years timeout in the place called prison. Other than that, i am planning to move to the Andromeda Galaxy soon. Way better Graphics and Storyline
Former developer here, the reason the ledenfrost effect bug happens is because when we were adding water to the game during the open playtest, ended up burning players who touched it. One of the other devs managed to invert the code, but the game thought it WASN’T inverted for a fraction of a second, hence hands not burning when touching molten metal for a fraction of a second.. When we tried to fix it, it just caused the game to crash whenever touching ANY liquid, so we just left it in.
The Devs REALLY need to add a fast travel system so I can fast travel right the fuck back to bed when work finishes. Screw the commute, just "zwooop, sleepy time"
The problem is, the game was actually a microbe simulator, but then some players teamed up, so they made multicellular builds that evolved out of the microbes playable. EDIT: playable as in controlled by a single player, not trillions also, thanks for 400+ likes!
thats a rumor dude. the dev invited someone to join the game (who became the first player) but the dev had to make a character for him to play as. the player's name's adam. pretty cool guy.
@@Ovotun Nah that’s a myth, lots of ppl looked at the code, and reverse engineered the past of this game, and found the update 0.1 log, added microbes. Animal builds appeared first, then some animal players spent their evolution points on a more biped build. Since each player’s base stats depends on their parents’ stats, they could agree to spec into intelligence.
@@Ovotun We proved the microbial past, the first player adam would've been cool tho, the devs clearly don't know how to make game lore, cuz who cares about single celled organisms that look like eggs
-No tutorials -Limited levelling -No character customization -Pay to win -too much lore -bad luck and spam of irritating days -no magic -only race is humans (no dragons) -training arc has minimum success rate -too many debuffs and weaknesses -No updates -spectator mode is not real -Devs utterly ignore requests for patches -too many rules -low intelligence stat since start -random weaknesses (allergies) -terrible world building -too open worlded -no hints allowed -no cool backstory -No power system -Too realistic -No unlimited loans allowed
- zero quality of life features. - no mod support. (However, there are an infinite amount of other dimensions and timelines even in our own, but you can't access them in any way possible). - NPCs are overcomplicated yet have seemingly unfinished AIs. - you are given only one attempt for your entire playthrough, and you can't restart it. - there is only one difficulty mode available - nightmare.
it's a Souls like, you're either good or you're not but regarding the race you get perks depending on which clan you roll, and which part of the map you drop
Does anyone else experience this bug? The fall damage is quite inconsistent. My character fell from the top of a sofa at 6 six years old and started laughing. Now my character is 15 and tripped on fake grass and fell so hard, she couldn't feel her knees and a layer of skin texture was erased from one knee. Just me? ok-
That's another quirk of the "physics" system of rules, IIRC. Not sure why the creators of the project insist on imposing it onto the conworld, it has lots of weird inconsistencies like that. From a cursory glance at the Earth project wiki, it seems like a younger character automatically has a lower 'mass' than an older character, which by Earth's rule of gravity means that they fall less hard than the same character when of a higher age because of something the wiki calls 'inertia'. Honestly, seems needlessly complex to me, but that's Earth in a nutshell lol
@@Nutcruncher I hear they're trying to do another version, but it's going to be in the same universe or something. The release trailers call it mars, and it's even tied into the lore of "space" from earth. I have big hopes, but honestly I have a bad feeling about the expansion/side project.
No kidding. My character used to kick the walls for fun when he was little. Now, I tried that and that foot received major damage including the "infection" debuff, which for _some_ reason didn't appear until years later.
@@talongrau1823 don't hold your breath on that expansion. Anything space related has been in development hell since the end of the cold war storyline. You used to be able to go to the moon, now it's just the lame space station in close orbit. Maybe this whole project would speed up if the devs stopped favoring the western faction and started to give more spotlight to the chinese faction.
gods I love this video. one of the best in the channel pure absurdist whimsy. fun fact, legend has it that the Yucatan peninsula is named so because a spanoird who landed there asked a local, in spanish something along the lines of "what's the name of this land" or simply "where am I" and the native not knowing Jack**t spanish, answered in their native speach "Yucatan" meaning "I can't understand you" so yea the mayans all lived, cancun and playa del carmen all located in the beautiful real of I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU
its kind of a crazy fact but many people didnt know that this project makes as little sense as it does because the authors tried to write the lore from the perspective of the characters IN the lore, which is like totally insane to me. like they had this many magic systems and opposing logic because the characters in-universe cant agree on the details of the lore. this is some weird little meta level writing experiment
Europe and Asia being two different things despite being the same landmass is the one that bothers me the most. Like you were too lazy to name the whole continent? Come on!
The simple fact that the Duck billed platypus exists and there are still no dragons just shows the programmers had no cohesive vision, I blame the management. 🙄
The thing is that they wanted to add that whole square law nonsense to justify smaller creatures, and to be honest the Carboniferous plot line was full of crazy shit with all that giant insects thing. Anthropocene plot kinda a fresh air with a new spin, nice to see mammalia faction clapping cheeks. Do think they'll end sooner than later compared to the other plot lines.... but what do i know? When i say things like that, the keyboard warrior's call me a 5th Dimensions moron.
You can find dragons in the early alpha build, but there were too menny buggs. Whenever they were spawned inn they wuld just spontainiusly combust. Some kind of incompstabillety with a dragon's biologi and the physics and magic systems in this world.
This game is SO unreallistic. So we stay with sticks and stones for like a bunch of updates (like 1000) and our technology tree just expands out of nowhere?? Like we went from muskets to NUCLEAR WEAPONS?
Once the agriculture and food storage updates dropped, new human players started joining in droves literally OUT OF NOWHERE! I get that the devs wanted to do something to increase player retention while the hype lasted, but breaking the lore for the benefit of a single species while simultaneously buffing the human playerbase to a point where anything else just isn't viable is kindof absurd. Still love humans, 10/10, just wish my hamsters would get a little love now and then. I don't know if it's intentional but logging in as a hamster basically guarantees a bad ending.
yeah that shit is just WEIRD. also goddamn they did the Tesla character dirty, and that Edison guy was maybe too cartoonish of a villain. Editors would have told them to tone it down a bit with the naked avarice, and maybe give Tesla a happier ending.
This is so differently edited than most of CA’s videos and I love it, it shows a lot more personality, keep it all up!!! Love love looooove worldbuilding
> Be aliens > See a new planet > The surface is covered in water > The inhabitants are made of water > The planet's natural dynamics is made of boiling water > The creature's most coveted technology is used to boil water
We're just here early. Once the humans' tech tree dropped, a few players (who definitely haven't touched grass before) grinded out the entire "communication" branch all the way up to "writing," which not only allowed settlements to retain technology from other branches through the prerequisite "oral history" perk, but also allowed more consisten exchange of perks with other settlements through the "written instruction" perk as well as permanently unlocking and retaining all of a settlement's obtained perks for all members via "written history." As a result, humans were able to entire skip the need to farm for exp, which is way more tedious than obtaining research points and investing them in the tech tree (as you know, the exp required for evolution is only rarely shared between clans, and only in the case where they're completely isolated from the main playerbase, while research points earned by an individual contribute to a collective settlement (unless that settlement has unlocked "internet," which instead shares it with every settlement that has the "internet perk")). Thus, while many humans were expected to gradually follow the aquatic evolution tree (strong swimmer > amphibious > gilled (freshwater) > gilled (saltwater)), giving the devs time to finish the ocean update and fully implement the out-of-bounds deep sea zones, we instead rushed technology to the point where sea-based transportation is possible despite humans not having adapted to aquatic life.
Funnily enough it’s actually impossible to prove that dragons didn’t exist. In fact it’s more likely we did have them as they’re completely scientifically possible and nearly every country in the world has lore that includes them. Same with giants. The manual I got from the dev confirms the existence of giants, but not everyone believes he’s actually the dev
@@Robodorisen You evidently haven't heard about the "mirror maze" hack. Lets you see your character from infinitely many directions at the same time! Show me any other rendering engine that can pull this off.
And chickens will sometimes lay eggs that are unfertilized, but grow up to be clones of the mother. That's why you can find embryos in store bought eggs despite egg laying chickens being kept very much away from roosters.
@@MollyHJohns Are you muslim, my friend? Also, it's not the same as what @annawing770 is saying, because it was by the Holy Spirit that Mary had been impregnated, not by sexual relation but my miracle.
@@spacecat85 this also means that I'm a natural nuclear reactor (Oppenheimer would be proud) and I'm invisible (definitely not Mister Manticore reference)
The overworld and main boss fights are really ok but more to be desired. You have serial killers, bears, sharks, etc. Then the main bosses like The Skin Walker, Bigfoot, Some Yokai main bosses, Ai Robots, Etc. But most of the bosses are mid. Like aliens and shizz. My BIGGEST complaint is that we can’t unlocked the next world, the second world is Mars but we have to grind for everyone to get there. We do have the moon but it’s just an extra area with no story but it is a good place to farm EXP. Also I like this boss music here. 12:12 I forgot where this plays but this game added me in the ver_2005 patch. 16:34 also the one of trillions of hidden Main Villains theme is fire but it still needs work. Other than that I do not like the Bermuda Triangle, Arctic Expedition, Area 51 raid storyline , they are very unnecessary and it drags on a bit. The bosses were ok but they still suck.
For whatever reason, they made water sticky, so it doesn't flow like a liquid should. People have had to screw with the apparent hitboxes of some cups just to make the water not bug down the back of the cup. This is, mind you, saying nothing about some fluids players have made that abuse that stickiness (or just making it really cold? fuck kind of bug is that?) to somehow bug out of anything you put them in.
Another glitch is oobleck apparently it is a non-newtonian fluid, remember when the devs told us there was only 3 states of matter then they have this thing
@@loganshaw4527 should be slightly colder, assuming the physics engine holds up for once, though i wouldn't be surprised if it didn't. it's one of those things that is practically indistinguishable as to whether it works or not unless of course you're intentionally doing something that exploits it not working, e.g. edgebugging, uber-boosting, or accelerated back-hopping.
And poeple wonder why earth is classified as a lvl 10+ death world when the galactic arc starts is so odd. Even our food can kill animals living on earth. What do you think it will do to non earth life?
They'll probably just retcon aliens in to end the arc, probably say some of the landmarks and items of interest are the work of aliens so they can claim they foreshadowed it.
How do they expect us to pay attention to the final arc when all the villains AND disasters all come crashing down on us? I don't want to watch the Earth have to deal with the impending doom of atomic bombs while _ALSO_ having to deal with Biden Prime AND Kim Jong Reborn at the same time!
NPCs are VERY advanced to the point where they actually did what Fallout 76 failed to do. Make every other player an NPC..... Everything else.... Is mixed.
@@Masonicon "NPC mentality" would be those just accepting any fan-fiction produced by those other belief systems, though. The devs don't have a responsibility for your fan-fiction/head-canon to be true just because that's your playstyle.
@@Vaeldarg true and that applies to traditions. Just because some older humans slapped "now tradition" on it doesn't mean it is true, just a popular head cannon they refuse to let go.
@@Vaeldarg now what about peaople i KNOW were real peaople when i was a kid but now they act and talk exatly like everyone else? and that seems to be alot peaople. i wonder if NPCs were once human and got stuck in auto poilet mode?
There were once gnomes in this game who stole our socks while they were being washed. The devs removed them but forgot to remove the feature of socks dissappearing in the wash, leaving it feel like a glitch
The fact that this didn't even touch that time the earth was a snowball, development of the moon, the whole bug phase, the higgs boson, pi, dark matter, narwhals, and Australia. Really shows how scatterbrained this world is.
1) the timeS the earth was a sb, but also when it was all molten lava and when the moon was made (still covered in some kind of mystery btw) 2) the GIANT bug phase, the fish phase, the bacteria phase, the weird phases inbetween... and animals as cool as sharks just happened to have existed for such a long time but never became meta like humans? wtf! but i guess they really hit the balancing well on that one, always just tier 2, never top tier 3) the higgs boson? oh, mate, you must've stopped reading the updates ages ago, they lore dumped so much more inane stuff since 4) yeah, so weird that they just have numbers that are infinitely long and completely random to a point, yet they can somehow suck the knowledge about its digits out of the ether. and bc one god-number wasnt enough, they invented some more like e and then there's the whole mess about i. who even comes up with this stuff? 5) oh yeah, this one sounds like coder lingo and a total cope to me: dark matter which makes up like 98% of the known universe. like, okay, bro, sure, whatever you say. but it cannot be described in any meaningful way. betcha it's for future updates, maybe they wanna reserve empty storage space on your disc? 6) narwhals exist but unicorns are a myth? lame. cant even ride narwhals. 7) austria is real bad, that's like the hardest of all places to spawn in, but i guess this would go into a strategy guide, not in a general overview and complaint video. 8) some people make a ton of money by being elected and then sitting around all day doing nothing, only accepting more money, chatting with friends and here and there deciding for others what to do. so essentially you can vote yourself king, be the parent of all adult players, get a ton of money, have no real responsibility bc you cant be punished for sucking at your job and some people still look up to you. now that's just straight up unbelievable. at least a real king was born into a bloodline of royalty which kept its people subjugated with force, that makes some sense in my head. 9) some people are too lazy to play the game as it was intended to and they just get free loot and all kinds of goodies for doing so. the tendency is to give them more and more stuff the more they mess up. seems pretty unfair to most f2p players who have been on the grind for literal decades nonstop. 10) speaking of which, you cant pause the game to go to the toilet, you cant log out. even when on standby or regenerating from your latest battle in a hospital, you could be attacked or hit by environmental factors at any time. now that's just handing all the opportunities to the griefers.
The side quest chain to change your character's gender is insane. And so much of the player base scoffs at the idea of changing from the randomized model you get stuck with
As someone who’s spec’ed into the Physics class of mage, it’s way too complicated. We use Greek and English runes to represent different types of mana, to successfully make a potion you need a ton of equipment like a fume hood, beakers, various flasks, etc, and potion ingredients are super expensive since only high level Chemist subclass mages can make them. The only upside is a very high dps due to the chemical warfare and nuclear weapons, but those only come at the last tier of the Physics progression tree
And the update just ran for too long. It wasn't fun anymore to not have to work. It was just NPCs or fellow friend players getting banned permanently. For new players, it was basically a banning spree from the devs which IMO is a dick move.
This is a technical limit, if not for it there wouldn't be a infinite universe. And thanks to the infinite universe there is a potential for alot of spin-offs after the human arc ends.
okay on a more serious note, i love how this truly exposes most forms of fiction or people who crituqe forms of fiction for world building for "Not being realistic" Or "Having bad world building"
I think you forgot to mention one thing about deep sea creatures: theyre all scrapped creatures that were supposed to be somewhere else but would have made for too many bugs. Though many get fixed later and are then ported to the rest of earth.
Bro my in-game dad got banned! 😭Like for no reason, he just decided to go buy some milk at the in-game supermarket! Then he just vanished and I got a DM from the devs...
yeah that happened to me too except he said he "was driving drunk" and accidentally got a free kill. they probably banned him because they thought he was cheating
My dad almost got game over when he played. Some asshole abused the "hit and run" strat in Paris and tried to grief him with his lvl 30 [Motorcycle] mount.
10:49 This is the first time I have encountered the One Must Fall 2097 soundtrack in the wild, without looking for it, since a computer show in the mid 90's.
-Tutorial takes too long and sometimes too unclear to understand. -Have Balancing Problem Between Player Factions. -No Respawning After Death -The difficulty is randomized depending on your luck.
GRINDING IN THIS GAME IS TOO HARD! Level up my character stats for 18 years for basically nothing to help me later in the game and then I need to spend lots of time to make some money in this game and it barely can even change anything. This literally the reason why so many new player want and are quitting Earth. Hope the devs fix this so it more "new player friendly"
@@LibraryofAcousticMagic3240don't forget if a long time player messes up or wants to troll They can kill you in tutorial 😢 making you miss 90 percent of your randomized storyline
@@lonestarr1490 because it's old English. "couth" isn't a word, but uncouth is. The original word has been lost over time, and the newer word has stayed
with enough time, maybe one day english speakers could come around and call their fingers "grabbers", because they are the parts of the body that 'grab' ?
@@tranquoccuong890-its-orge My mom already calls them that. AND, I had an english teacher that used "fing" day-to-day. This conversation is especially funny to me.
I kept getting bombarded with advertisements for this place, and then I finally found this independent review. I was sceptical about the project at first, and when I bought it, and I played it, I got bored quickly. There is literally nothing to do except for this stupid game loop, but then I took a look at the Potoo and you were right, it is so worth it. Also I recommend taking a look at eagles and owls, the quality control is so bad, that it is almost funny again.
OK but the whole "pet dog" sidequest is pretty great, have you tried it? It's like an NPC companion who never talks, but you can hug them and call them silly names.
@@loadeddice4696 I wanted to get "pet cat" sidequest, but too sadly my character was generated with an inherent de-buff so called "allergy". The rng in this game just sucks...
Seriously, the depression debuff is annoying too. - Can't do something properly - Social anxiety - Really emotional I could go on but devs really did this? Just because we got insulted once and there is already a chance of getting this debuff, as if the dev want to troll us more.
You ever notice how, despite its vast history, Earth consistently repeats itself. “Here’s some weird animals, but oh no, some global catastrophe killed almost every single one of them” (Permian, Cambrian, dinosaurs, probably humans/mammals?) “Here’s some guy with an army who’s taking over like all of Europe!” (Genghis, Alexander, Napoleon, that one Austrian painter we’re not supposed to talk about) And don’t even get me started on all the countless number of revolutions for independence from England.
@@Alexandar358 No, but it may as well be, for how often it appears in the lore.. It's the same issue with marvel movies.. Using the same formula over and over again just makes the lore go stale.. Sort of defeats the purpose of having lore in the first place..
And not let's get started about crabs, "convergent evolution"? More like "we ran out of ideas so we are just going to do the same creature again" so fricking lazy
@@SpellMenderDev Hmm, yeah. Funny how some countries also think that their lore makes them feel special when in reality it's the same one for a bunch others
"Supposedly, they've got something to help them sort through all those fears and questions of existence, it's called..." I was primed for a Better Help ad
Well worldbuilding is really hard, when people keep burning down our libraries. Something crazy happened not long ago: My library had a small explosion inside. Someone thought it was a good idea to have a chemistry show in there. And it just went pop when i passed it on my way home with my new shoes.
While not a library I can’t forgive that time the devs decided that the spinosaurus material would be bombed into oblivion, like, that was clearly an attempt to make it more ambiguous because they still haven’t decided on a final design for it yet and that’s just shoddy development.
This is a surprisingly deep video. Thanks for the ending, it’s sometimes helps to reflect on what life really is and to be reminded that there’s always reason to keep looking into the sometimes badly written yet sometimes beautiful world of earth
No character customization, it just gives you a random character at the start of each run.
Man, don't you just hate it when devs Roguelikify their games as an excuse to gain more play time and to boast that the game has "infinite replay ability"? What a joke.
There's character customization but it will cost you thousands of dollars, big L pay to win
The are ton of cosmetics though
@@RussianKittyfr people need to stop hating on the developer
@@RussianKitty I just wish I could modify my character mid run. It gave me so many debuffs that I can't even see them all
The graphics were HORRIBLE! And when i complained about it they made me to pay for an in game item called glasses or whatever, to improve my graphics! This is so P2W.
Tbf, at least you only have to pay in-game currency and not irl currency to access it, but yeah, there are a lot of bugs they just end up passing off as features because the devs don’t want to admit their mistakes.
It's honestly so annoying that the devs don't do anything about it or even bother to add it to basic healthcare lists in most countries.
Also why did they make it a Feature to begin with?
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no you just had your depth of field settings up too high
i found a weird bug where if you look through a screen window, everything behind it renders in SUPER low resolution. i reported the bug, but they barely ever fix bugs so im not optimistic about it getting fixed
The only difference between fiction and reality is that fiction is expected to make sense
Reality isn't
I love UA-cam comment poetry….. have you ever considered becoming a writer???
Fantasy is more realistic to me personally than both reality and science fiction!
Clancy!
@@duck_entertainment hi Clancy! 👋🏻
Tell this to Cosmic Horror fans.
-Pay to win mechanics
-No updates from the devs
-No one’s even sure if spectator mode is real
-No mod interactions with players, seemingly entirely community and honor based
-No set planned story, writers seem to be making it up as they go along
-Devs utterly ignore requests for balance or patches
Why do we still play this shit?
-It’s free
Oh.
Also, someone signed us in without asking, and I haven't found the "Save & Quit" function.
i cant even look at my stats dude theres no UI
@@CornedBeeYou can quit, but your playthrough of Life will be unreachable and you won't be able to play it anymore, as much as Life is flawed, I wouldn't stop playing this game anytime soon
Sounded like destiny
I would love to stop playing but I grinded too hard to let go of this save
Don’t forget that depending on initial spawn location and conditions, you can get soft locked into an unbreakable cycle or even worse you can just get eliminated before you even have a chance to level up
and players who got good spawn locations will insist there's no imbalance whatsoever, WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY MAKING IT HARDER FOR PEOPLE WITH BAD SPAWN POSITIONS TO ACQUIRE RESOURCES
@@dvillines26 Its called "systematic RNG seed". It ensures that riches and power will keep circulating inside certain circle of people.
While its cruel and unfair, this seeded RNG is one of the core plot point for almost every conflict in human history.
@@dvillines26 bruv just restart the game real quick.
@@rexibhazoboa7097 But that requires real life non game Money to get a new life
And even then the chance is 1/75 to get a good spawn
@@njabulompembe442 and who told you you don’t have that real life non game money? Take your chances. A friend told me it’s not too expensive
Life is the worst game ever made.
1) Random character creation (you can't choose the character or your stat)
2) Perma death and you can't create a new character after that making the game unplayable
3) Way to open ending, you don't know what to do
4) Only ultra hard dif
5) Pay2win
6) Worldbuilding that makes no sence
7) to many bags and glitches
One of the most inconvenient bugs has the be the “allergy bug” and the absolute absurd amount of them. It’s just wild that these bugs can sometimes result in a perma-death if someone affected by the bug isn’t careful. Thankfully there are mods like epipens and over the counter medication to help combat these bugs but it would be really nice if the devs just patched them.🙄
No its character traits like in rimworld where people can have ulgy trait or beautiful trait. I think its ententional@@Scr4mbledM3ggs
@@Scr4mbledM3ggs Well the devs did make the character creation algorithm accessible. At first it was just for plants, we know those already, but human modding is being worked on. Thing is, the whole thing has compound variables, they seem to affect completely random statistics and even themselves if they get stuck in a loop. You change one too many variable and suddenly the whole program grinds to a halt and refuses to process.
I agree.This game is way too pay to win.The country you're born in can be horrible. Like china north korea etc
@@jovanicardoso8222and it's almost impossible to get out of the North Korea nation devs need to do something
You know what kills me? The devs actually added maps that you can't reach with the current game mechanics. They limited how much distance anything can cover in one processor cycle, so even just looking at an object in space can have a lag of, like, minutes, and in some cases, millennia, because they won't even let the light from the object reach you instantly. You have to wait for the server's processors to load all the space between you and the object.
Good luck traveling to any of the really distant locations; you need player and vehicle speed that outpaces the processor's cycles, and it's looking like trying to do that will bug out the in-world clock. It'd look like you spent more in game time to get there than it should have taken, even with the distance-per-tick limit. I did hear they're looking at a "warp" exploit to get around the whole thing, but the steps in the process sound like TAS only.
BRB, a wasp just no-clipped into my character's apartment. DEVS FIX THE NO-CLIP BUG BUG.
Bad computer bro mine can reach distant galaxies in minutes, although I do agree that bit should be optimized
It's even worse for me. Sometimes when its really humid and moist outside, my render distance glitches out and I can't see very far ahead of me. The devs pretended like it was a feature of the game and called it "fog." What a terrible game...
dont worry you just havent made it that far in the progression chain yet. as long as you can beat the global warming boss youll start unlocking that tech path a few hundred years later
@@three_mr_three that's not render distance, things are still rendering, you can tell since in game electronics respond to radio waves from outside your vision cone. it's just the perception on your build, it's about the random stat allocation, which by the way is a horrible system, I was spawned with a blind arthritic character, arthritis being a trait that deals periodic limb damage by draining your immune points.
I laughed so much at the no clip wasp bug sentence XD
18:40, former dev here, the reason you lose socks is because they fall out of the map because of the wonky physics engine
I believe this a symptom of the Backrooms dimension?
I'm losing money due to something called "rent", can you fix that?
@jekufo thats a feature scrub, you have survival mode on.
@@jekufoThat a feature bro
Man f this I'm uninstalling
man that went from "haha giraffes are so weird" to "to live is to suffer and we must cling to what beauty we can make for ourselves in our fleeting lives" REALLY fast
this is the kind of vibe I bring to the function
Any serious examination of being alive usually does 😂
As a human taking some cannabis can usually help with these types of debuffs. Another tip is to ignore these thoughts until your game save is deleted. Trust us players wont be missed.
@@blendercouldren8063 don’t worry I have my own strats for it
@@blendercouldren8063 yeah that's true, but there's the dependence mechanic which makes you need more and more of it just to get the same buffs, and you get debuffs if you stop after using it for some time. the more you use this item, the longer it will take for the effect to wear off. also using a lot of it can give you the paranoia status effect, which will worsen with time and can even become permanent, so you really have to be careful if you wanna use this item.
Apparently the devs just give random players "nearsightedness" to cut down on graphical resolution whenever they start to have lag.
yeah but there is a mod to override it /glasses
Other annoying random nerf is the innability to make insulin by themselves. No clue why that bug still in the game.
If you use /glasses in chat, it'll patch that. It just costs a lot of coins though so please use sparingly.
@@twicedeadmage It was meant to be a stealth nerf to human lifespans but people got mad over it, the devs are too arrogant to just roll something back so they added a consumable that is priced at arbitrary amounts. Of course they put it at a tech level that is basically impossible not to lose in the apocalypse event cause screw anyone who wants a fun experience instead of a stressful, miserable grind.
Yeah, half implemented feature. "Sight depends on sun exposure in early game", what if I wanna change playstyles??
You know whats sad? The Dinosaur arc was CLEARLY the foreshadowing of Dragons but then got retconned. Fine understandable but them WHY leave the left over code in the Ancient to Medival Human in universe lore??? What a troll move by the devs like we're gonna cancel this project but still show the potential that could have been ingame?
Every time we bitch about dragons not being in the game, they push back their implementation by 1,000 years. We are not getting them anytime soon.
@@MeatbagSlayer this is what happens when a toxic player base keeps bashing the devs
I’m an avid believer that it was just an Easter egg that the humans took too far
@@MeatbagSlayer Really? I thought they wanted to add them in in one of the side-stories while trying to keep them hidden so they don't impact the main part
Dinosaurs are just the backstory to the "oil" resource that one writer focused wayyy too much on. And now suddenly, oil is a "finite" resource and they're trying to write it out of the story. Wow.
This happens when you a) don't have an editor and b) switch up your writing staff too often.
the fact that the only race is humans, and there are no dragons is honestly the biggest turnoff
there are also cats,dogs and animals that don't look like a fantasy thing :/
@@Animtion9toonZ no a lot of earth animals are cool af, kinda why it’s a bummer we can only play human
@@thedragonsden2004 you can't only play as human it's randomly generated, you just have less conscious as a human during being a different species
There was a „race” of Neanderthals living with us but they have been deleted.
@@thedragonsden2004What do you mean? I’ve played an orangutan before, you gotta first learn to be an animal as a human to unlock the secret path.
You’re just less conscious as other animals, so, the difficult obtaining the game path into a less conscious state often leads new players to think we can only play as humans.
I recommend Tier Zoos for choosing your next build.
As worldbuilder, I have found two ways to interpret the message of this video:
1. Don't make your world overly complicated.
2. If you make your world so overly complicated that noone, not even yourself, understand it, you can brush it off as "realistic".
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also dont forget to balance the playerbase, this "game" has a lot of problems with its community. Some people with high ranks are growing and ranking up while they troll lower ranking players and they are unable to rank up.
also about some high rank players, why the hell do they send lower rank players to wars against other high ranks? stupidly hard to play this.
In this case, "my" world is realistic. Though a little less annoying.
Or, 3.make a world you can understand, but then obscure a bunch of details and leave the veiwer to try and interprit
Or 4: create a chaos bean like Strawhat Luffy and set him loose on a world made up of various ideas you've had over the years strung out in some grand journey where even you don't know where it will end
"humans are smart"
He says immediately after we all collectively try to hold our breath and hum
I did it so idk why he says it's impossible
@@BJGvideos try it while your mouth is closed
@@shaunbreedon7699 Yes that's how you hum. Of course I tried it with my mouth closed.
@@shaunbreedon7699 You can do it for a few seconds until your mouth fills up with air
I did it and turned into a Minecraft villager.
Fantasy be like:
>has magic and flying creatures
>still uses horses and carts as main mode of transport
Earth be like:
>has nuclear energy
>still uses coal as main energy source
Its funny but earth is usually held back by either greed or laziness the most, which most fantasies sometimes forget xD
But that's why in certain fantasy settings are expecting to change that paradigm, you are the hero of your own story and if you think things aren't good you change them.
It's the same thing here, except we don't get any restarts, you got to do any percent no death run.
Well technically... Yeah it would be any percent because you would basically have to spend half of your life preparing yourself with the skills that it would take for you to take over the entire planet.
@@crimsonfox87fluxule62 I would argue that you can "extend" your life! The idea being that the memory or idea of you, can still affect other people, especially if you have any offspring or adoptees. They can, in a way, extend the way of your life.
Heck I could probably just throw the definition of a meme here and even that could fit this idea of life extension :P
Its more like, can foster the energy of THE SUN but still refuses to stop killing the planet and endanger each other in case of a failing reactor
@@1KiloDepartment well of course, but that just means your added to any in-game lore and your legacies impact is dependent. I'm talking about dying early because of having lack of resources which is caused by an inefficiency caused by a lack of capital in the main playthrough. Some players die right as they spawn from internal or outwards factors, some of them have made your debuffs because their environment posed a severe challenge for their growth. Some of these individuals have a legacy that is so powerful that it will almost forever influence, whatever player manage to make Christianity so popular is definitely a good example of living on.
And you can definitely expand yourself in this game, this game has already proven through other players that they can extend the life of mice through various methods that I don't remember quite well right now, so if you can figure out how to do that then you can quite literally extend your life.
There's also the passive and deterministic playthrough style two of the main styles.
Passive is the one a lot of people take for the most part, the key to themselves and their own little corner of the game world and they try to play by whatever arbitrary rules are set in by other players who existed and made these rules because they managed to win the game as best they could a long time ago.
There's also the deterministic playthrough style, were you parenthetically take the game of life by the horns and you make a lot of decisions that are self-serving to a certain degree. The most common version of this in the easiest version of this is to break every rule that you can think of, to take what you need without regard for any law, or to pretend to be passive while having deterministic actions, this is really common in the organized crime build, and the high levels of government and business build. The most common it is petty theft and murder build, were you take what you need at any cost. It is a high risk and high reward playstyle.
But that isn't recommended because sometimes the blood sinks so hard into your character's hands that they're almost impossible to wash off, and other people will eventually see it.
The molten lava thing was introduced with patch 4.39b as a small buffer because players kept complaining that the damage was too fast
Actually there's a dragon species on Earth project, but the developer totally nerf it into just a slightly bigger lizard with no wing. Earth fans usually called them "Komodo Dragon"
The developers are very heavy handed with the nerfs. L devs
they nerfed my build roughly 200 patches ago and it still hasnt recovered @@playdoug12
At least it is venomous.
It's actually classified as a Wyvern sadly.
If they didn't kill the dinosaurs we'd still have those flying-giraffe dragons and we could an actual flying apex but nooo. They had to replace that with bats that eat fruits and cry if it's too bright outside. Cenozoic devs are idiots bro smh. Why would you replace that with bats and then keep birds but none of the cool dinosaurs? It's like they want the player base to stop playing I swear.
I'm not really sure why devs decided to add a war arc and then decided "oh hey! you know what earth is lacking? a second war arc!"
I think the war arc is the writers crutch, like they didn't know what to do with Australia so uhh Emo war arc!
@@cementcitron9428 yep and after the second war arc they wanted tension between all the countries with a... cold war arc? geez, the devs really like to involve a war arc in everything don't they?
@@crustyycat
and not only that,
wars break out for stupid reasons,
Countries that forget to install new updates will be reduced to level 0
Some say Ghengis Khan had access to admin codes. So sad he used them to ban 1/10th of all players :(
@@ClashClash-o7u nah, he didn't used admin codes, he was just lucky and smart
From Lvl 28 to lvl 32 now Ive been having this bug called 'Cancer'.
It is so pay to win to remove it and it is not even guarantee. I dont know if I can afford to level up anymore. I would love to quit this stupid game. It hurts so much, pay2win and I dont want to burden my guildies taking care of me.
The whole paying for healthcare thing in certain parts of the ingame planet, its just too dystopian. I dont even like playing in those areas cause it just makes me sad seeing all the npcs
All jokes aside I hope you defeat that bastard. 🙌🙌🙌🙌
@@RealMilester1 i was about to say that
I hope u win over the bug
I'm so sorry for you I hope you can get the treatment you need and come on top
0:14 “complex magic system” bro 💀🤣
That featherless biped thing is so funny to me. Plato had one bad take 2,300 years ago and people are still clowning on him for it today.
In our defense, Diogenes burn was sick as hell
@@fatjellyfish9478to be fair almost everything Diogenes did was sick as hell
One? Plato's whole philosophy is a bad take. It's only when Aristotle was rediscovered in the late Renaissance that we entered a new civilizational golden age as we shook off the shackles of Platono-Christian moral philosophy. This is what we call "The Enlightenment". Unfortunately, some tardos like Jean Jacques Rousseau tried to fit Plato back into Enlightenment Philosophy and accidentally created the French Revolution and Communism. Oops.
Plato had more than one bad take.
That and probably the slave thing. Though to be fair, he wasn't exactly alone in that.
Remember how authors RETCONNED an entire final chapter in 2012 to keep stalling the humanity arc, and since then, came up with such "bangers" as 2020 (which is just a rehashing of the spanish flu event with more madness) and several playable teasers for WW3 (as if someone asked for a trequel)? This story is a joke
And if you look at the dev logs and the concept art, the ending was gonna be cool as fuck. Aliens were supposed to decend from the heavens and help humanity ascend to another plane of existence. But the human merch is too profitable to let go of.
"concept art" lmfaoo
I think the writers are recycling old arc like the Spanish flu
The world wars and now great depression😒😒
This series has jump the shark lmao
Speaking of the World World arcs, which one was y'all's favorite? 1 or 2?
@@aceface5188 2 hands down
It's thrilling and a lot is at stake plus everyone loves a comeback story
German players lost though lmao
I cant believe no one pointed out that this is the worlds best April fools and he just casually slips it in at the 19 minute mark, then this prank somehow becomes a beautifully profound and insightful look into the random and messy nature of our reality in a hilarious new way. 10/10
Yup! 13/10 in my personal ranking.
More like July fool
omg your right
OH MY GOD I JUST REALISED I KNEW SOMETHING WAS OFF ABOUT THE 14
Oh my god you figured it out! Im ashamed I didn't clock that when I watched that bit...
8:01 I remember this saying that goes:
"I before E, except after C except if it sounds like A, as in Neighbour and Neigh, and you'll always be wrong, no matter what you say."
I like that you put stuff like "receive" in there, where there is no contradiction just to see if people would find out.
One thing that hit me while I was doing a daily quest: *"aging"* has to be one of the universe's best-on-paper/worst-in-practice ideas ever.
>over time give newbies a series of permanent buffs up to a point, to help them settle in
Sounds great.
>apply debuffs to veteran players to keep the game challenging
And here we shit the bed, because _the debuffs are _*_also_*_ permanent, and they never stop coming._ They *INEVITABLY* get to the point where they get your character killed no matter how safely or skillfully you play, and as others have pointed out this is a game with permadeath and where rerolling is an unconfirmed rumor among the playerbase.
Yeah, it's not meant to be fair, that's why the actual best players are not afraid of the age debuffs and the final punishment at the end, the risk keeps things interesting and meaningful
@@isaacpianos5208 still a shit game.
there. I said it.
@@FlamingZelda3 no...
@@isaacpianos5208 aw :)
There's this urban legend around some players that when the game was getting beta tested, the first players pissed off the devs into making that aging system. You can find more about that on some creepy pastas and fan wikis.
12:23 OH MY GOD the "Lead is actually poison" storyline is a PERFECT example of Earth's writers dropping the ball. They spent THOUSANDS of years building up this huge twist - "oh cool this metal is neat, it's easy to craft with, easy to form, holds its shape well, can be turned into white pigment, and does a bunch of other things let's use it forever" then BOOM turns out it's actually deadly! That should be a storyline for the ages but what do they do? They spend nearly a decade just hanging out in the Arctic staring at boring ass core samples with NO dramatic stakes, then various governments slooowly and bureaucratically force industries to stop using it in this loooong piecemeal way that's STILL GOING ON AS WE SPEAK UGH. Create a specific villain, let us seem him defeated, what IS this trash? And it's just the latest example of how these writers choose these dull ass systemic paths for their storylines to take where evils are caused by incompetence, stupidity, shortsightedness, and outdated tradition instead of anything tangible that can be actually defeated. It's infuriating, and just interminably boring to watch
To be fair, the plot of companies hiding the evidence of poisoning by leaded gasoline until the external scientific evidence outpowered them is pretty dope. Though the "evil company manipulating and poisoning the population for profit" trope is so overused rn, it's everywhere and the devs can't write something else
Not to mention asbestos. Came in as a perfect minmax material for people going for the construction path: cheap, easy to source, flame-retardant, great insulator, easy to install, on and on. Turns out that it has a massive health debuff when you’re exposed long-term, but it was only discovered by the community long after it had been put into nearly every new build. Ridiculous
At least they tried to learn by their mistakes and plotlines of asbestos and pfas weren't that long
And they're recycling the plotline over and over again with asbestos and now microplastic. Come on, the twist gets predictable after you do it multiple times
If you want a universally recognised villain I think you’d enjoy the ww2 arc. The Austrian painter’s story is one for the ages
Funny fact: Originally I wanted to base the magic system in my fantasy world on the periodic table. I eventually decided it was too complex.
that would actually be kinda sick though
Mistborn: you rang?
Maybe if you made a magical periodic table, with less than like 10 elements, it could be that only those elements have 'magical properties' and thus only they are in the magical periodic table.
@@TheWeen344or like 2/3s of all elements are molecules containing magic element. I.e. sodium is sodium, but later elements in that column are just sodium with more magic added to them, which amplifies properties of sodium. Doesn't work that well with fluorine though, as its column becomes less reactive
@@TheWeen344 To be fair, I am at least approaching it scientifically. Officially there are only four elements, but my main character discover there are a lot more.
Gravity, fot one. Though I probably won't call it that.
The tutorial takes so long that everyone is completely burnt out by the time they actually play the game.
you can skip this part if you remember the answers from your last playthrough
We are just minecraft steves when one dies it will just be replaced with another on and on it goes
@@cody3504 hardcore mode
@@peanut-lmao Doesn’t exist in our world because the worlds still here lol
I thought it was free to play, but no. You have to pay this in game currency called “taxes” to do anything, and that INCLUDES a monthly paid subscription. At least we get a free trial for the first 18 years.
Some get a better trial tho, I got the 2nd worst one, which has bare minimum tech and currency, while someone I know got the 3rd best which lets them keep the trial forever! Worst part is they get extra benefits and p2w a lot, I am very jealous, I want to try and reroll my spawn but they haven't confirmed if it's possible yet
Don't worry, if you have no land, poor income, no cellphone, no expenses, no credit card, no bank account no fictional assets and live enrirely bush craft style... and I've just heard myself out loud, good bye, see you in some other comment section.
no taxes = lower government founds = shit happens
@@Notmeafterall
I know, they can’t run the servers without proper funding. Just make us pay for the game. Problem solved.
Blame the first player's who wanted to make people suffer
3:49 what's even worse is that coding a dragon build would be extremely simple. In open beta, the devs added the quetzalcoatlus,the largest flying build which is essentially a dragon that can't breathe fire. The bombardier beetle is a build that shoots boiling liquid from its ass. Just add this ability to the quetzalcoatlus,make it shoot from its mouth instead of its ass and boom you have a playable dragon. But no the devs would think this is unrealistic and made the platypus and humans instead
Anunnaki reptilians: fine, i'll do it ourself *feeding those theropods monoatomic gold*
Cut me some slack! I tried to add dragons, but so far I only get a lizard that shoot blood out of their eyes. It's hard to code this jank.
Oh, don't even remind me of the platypus. The bill of a duck, the tail of an beaver, the feet of an otter and it lays eggs? _And_ the devs have the nerve to call it a mammal? Ridiculous.
Yea but they were smaller builds (compared to dragons) that complied with the physics engine, dragons would be Impossible because they are too heavy and they're wings can't make enough thrust. And it would take a lot of energy for them to use their default movement mode (flight). Also If they could shoot fire than that could break the entire balance of the game. The build your talking about was much less heavy and could produce enough thrust to fly. + dragons heads are not aerodynamic.
@@ME0WMEREit was an inside joke by the devs
I think the craziest part about the Earth worldbuilding is how much time they spend on creating fictional stories within the already fictional Earth story, and then often there are stories inside of those stories, and then sometimes....
Ikr! It makes it so hard to write fanfics on it cuz like what haven't those humans already created yet! Smh
The worst is the "superhero" myths in the game. Like they yap on about these guys with cool abilities who dress up in costumes and codenames but never actually add them to the game? Why show us what could've been and not just give us it? Sometimes I feel the devs don't know their playerbase.
The story's have crossovers or surpise they are all interconnected. Universe>mutiverse>omniverse.
And do not get me started how bizarre dreams are. If they are simulations of parallel universes it is so believable.
Ok trobunian fan 🤓 🤓 🤓
Petition for earth to be updated for consistent background ost.
signed
Also for removal of unused/deprecated/outright bloat content.
All we have got is a bug called tinnitus which plays a ringing noise.
Earth is a classic example of when a fictional universe just keeps going for far too long, outgrowing it's original concepts, messages, themes, graphics, power systems, and even writers. At this point so many people have worked on it putting entirely different, often contradictory spins on what's what that it makes no sense. Really, some of these people just need to make their own universes already and let this one rest as it is.
Unfortunately, the Devs are being very wishy-washy on whether or not the multiverse is real or not. I wish they'd just make up their minds instead of teasing us with the Mandela Effect update.
@@travisoliver6741 Yes the Mandela update just makes no sense.
Writers seem to just work on their own things, is the original author even working on it? Some guy called Nietzsche said he's dead.
What even is the main storyline?
Who is the main character?
@@NamsaRayThe setting itself is the main character.
@@KamenSentaiMetalHero That would explain why it's so OP. Idk why they keep teasing us with that galaxy exploration expansion they've been dropping sneak peeks for when the Earth's deep sea maps aren't even completed yet. And I'll never forget how bummed I was after they dropped that Landing on the Moon DLC. Why let us access it without plans for at least a cool base or terraforming or even just a storyline? The tech tree for getting there was insane and nothing's really been done with the moon since, except those lunar holidays and occasional eclipse events. And then they just did the same thing with Mars, like wtf?
Finally somebody said that.
Additionally earth has:
- the worst magic system (there are these guys called priests but they don’t even have powers)
- only one sapient faction
-incredibly badly made weapons(everyone spams mass destruction, so there is only an angry stalemate between everybody, also no titanic war machines)
-the WORST space travel I’ve ever seen
EDIT: finally found the edit button, thanks for all the likes. also as a bonus point: the authors are trying everything just to not add space battleships and space battles look like the are not going to be a lot of fun when they add them (unless you enjoy the suspense of seeing a railgun shot flying to you for a week)
That last one is so true, even Starfield and a Minecraft mod from like 2015 have better space travel
if you search you can find that they teased a new sapient faction with crow funerals and fire using egales. we're gonna have corvus sapiens soon. :)
You clearly have zero media literacy. They were 100s of sapient factions before homo spaians wiped them all out
the priests have acces to talk with the dev,they are more like play testers . Also the magic system is called technology, the dev wanted to make it more........ unique.
the devs know about mass destuction so they banned it, mostly, there are still some that bypass the measures
Thing is Earth's worldbuilding is told from the perspective of the characters in-universe (Specifically the Humans who may as well be the Protagonists), that's an unreliable narrator. We'll see things that are completely ridiculous in the setting to us, the omniscient reader, that'll be entirely reasonable to the inhabitants because they don't have our wider-scope view.
THIS EXACTLY! Finally I find someone who can put into words what I've been thinking for a while.
Which also explains who the earlier part of the timeline was so poorly told. I really wanted to know more about the creatures before the meteor hit.
😱 No way I was looking through some of the character traits and that was legitimately one of the exact voice lines used for the "Schizophrenic Delusional Narcissist". When they add so many lines that they make the characters sound like people you know that the developers have way too much time on their hands 🙄.
Im sorry but did you write omniscient reader as a reference to omniscient reader's viewpoint or is just a coincidence
@@thatguy6482 It's just not as immersive without that sort of thing lol. But yeah. Games, and art in general, are about communication, and with all of the redundant dialogue and monologue options you can really tell that the whoever made the script loves to hear themselves talk
The worst part of it all is that i’ve seen so, so many amazing mod trailers and yet NONE of them ever get released! I still don’t understand why the devs don’t allow a Star Trek or Harry Potter variant of Life, smh.
Probably because that only dev who created this whole project did just scrap it halfway through. So there is no mod support and will never be.
I’ve been experiencing a bug that players have called “insomnia” it’s where my bed won’t work so my character can’t fall asleep.
you cant sleep for there are monsters nearby
@@kamirostorino9416 ya the thing they call "parents" idk what exactly they are or there purpose tho.
The map revamp update adds creative mode and a fix for insomnia!
@@tvtrexrexbean2094We put them in as the tutorial to Earth. There next update will also add an option to skip the tutorial so don’t worry.
@@kamirostorino9416 that sentence right there is what instantly popped up in my mind after reading this comment.
The worst part is that the speed of anything propagating is capped at c due to lag. Makes most of the wider map and expansion packs unreasonable to access, in addition to fundamentally capping communication speed. Incredibly frustrating.
I hear the devs are working on an in-universe fix, something with “black holes” and “portals.”
the devs plan to solve this problem with something called a "warp drive"
It's like a progression gate in Metroid games, you can't go elsewhere until you unlock the power to.
@@youraveragerobloxkidunfortunately it's still just a suggestion slapped on the wall as of now there's no method for dev to bend the space itself
I know. I think I finally fixed it in version 7.23 though.
The lore is so coincided, we still don't know who the main character is.
there is no main character
I am the main character 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
after Jesus' and Alexander the Greats arcs, it's been so confusing
@@qwaserdftyghuijkopIf it helps, the original Jesus arch says he'll come back someday. We just have to wait for the devs to release the 2nd Jesus expansion and he'll be the main character again clearing up the confusion. It's supposed to be the largest update the game has seen in centuries.
@@e.l.studios455 no you aren't
And people still ask me why I don't like being human and wish I was in other dimension???
Bro same.
As a mapmaker I usually think: "WHO DESIGNED THIS MAP, THIS SHIT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!" I mean, these shapes are unrealistic and they doesn't even look that good, they didn't even belanced the two hemispheres...😔
I don’t like it when hemispheres are balanced cause I hate symmetry in maps
@luco9155 the scramble for Africa in a nutshell
You can tell the map was not hand-crafted with love and care. It clearly was just lazily procedurally generated. It has some nice spots though but those are far and few between lots of boring landscape.
cant even decide what continents are actually continents smh my head 0/10 world
also there's a glitch where every time you zoom in the coast line gets longer and apparently that is infinite due to fractals or some nonsense. Game devs didn't think anyone would zoom
You can break the physics by putting a bunch of mass in one spot. It collapses in on itself and its texture is deleted. The annoying part is that you cant see what happens when something falls into the unholy abomination because It just gets close and the physics for that chunk freeze. You can’t even turn the simulation off and on again, so whatever fell in there is just stuck forever.
Yeah and if your player character passes the chunk border it permakills you. I tried it and my entire game crashed, had to completely start over. My save file was TRASHED. Tried contacting the devs but apparently they’ve been offline since the alpha version of Earth. When we only had Eden to explore.
@@astrophynix179i heard they were working on fixing that, I think obj_singularity is the cause since the game categorizes it as a event, not an actual object, and so it freaks out when it creates the object
One of the devs (s_hawking) did manage to implement a workaround so that these objects will slowly evaporate. Even though it happens too slowly for most players to realize, I still think it's a clever solution that works under the existing physics engine.
The thing is that the elements aren’t actually put there by the author of Earth. It’s actually an emergent system that manifests from the overcomplicated statistics based physics system.
The elements are just categorisations made by players to try and learn how to exploit the physics engine to create new spells and potions.
Most of the heavier elements aren’t even useable, it’s just a part of a leaderboard to see who can make the heaviest element in Earth.
That's because they aren't actually the basic elements. Supposedly, some characters in the multi-part side story "The Great Collider" found that the reason for the unreasonable number of elements is that they are made various combinations of mystical, almost non-existent .... things .... which they call quarks, leptons, and bosons. Sounds more like they're just saying everything is made of mana to me. So, there's only ?17? basic elements but they can be combined for different effects. They even gave the different quarks stupid prefixes like "up" or "charmed" instead of actual names. Anyway, for a simple example of this now even more complex magic system, a single unit of hydrogen, the simplest recipe which can be used for levitation or minor fire spells, among other things, is made of two up quarks and a down quark. The author has left some wiggle room for the addition of other elements, especially in the boson section.
So basically the now misnamed table of the elements is really more of a crafting tree.
@@BobMcBobJr There's also this bs of the 'proton' containing a so-called 'charm' quark, which is 1.5 times heavier that the proton itself. The physics system on Earth is really fucked.
Should have been fixed and reworked long ago if you ask me
@@Bitmaker64 in it's defense the actual physics system was never revealed, it's all player classification and could be wrong
The physics system has gone downhill ever since the 20c "quantum" feature update. Too many players exploiting glitches now, tunneling through walls, entangling things far away from each other, etc.
Everyone often complains about the lack of character customization and how hard and expensive it is to change your skin, but hear me out, THE SPAWN SYSTEM IS SO BROKEN. Like, what was the need of making inherited diseases and disabilities? Like, I just started a new run and, even before I reach level 1 I inherited asthma, autism and ADHD. I know it's supposed to be like some type of gambling with the difficulty settings, but please, the devs won't even bother to add a feature so I can remove my character's birth circumstances! Besides, not being able to choose your character's map and family and being sorted out just randomly makes everything worse. My character wasn't lucky enough, even after birth, that he ended up in a poor household, with busy caretakers who could barely bring bread to the table. Like, the first 13 levels of the game were complete BS, the gameplay was irritable and repetitive, and it only got worse when I unlocked the puberty debuff. Right now I'm on level 16, trying to speedrun independence as much as I can, but the birth circumstances plus the unresolved childhood trauma gave my character severe problems throughout the run, like depression, anxiety, ocd and DID. That's a whole lot to take care of, and honestly this run has been nothing but stressing. Luckily I found a job and the future teasers seems really promising, but honestly, after 16 years of purely horrible experiences... I'm just really hoping this game doesn't disappoint me.
TLDR: I give Earth a 3/10, the south american maps could really use some updates, cigarettes should be a more difficult item to obtain, character spawns, customization and skins need an urgent revamp and the gameplay would be 1000% more enjoyable if the devs rewrote the whole XX-XXI century arc.
As a level 26 player, I can assure you that the autism character build comes with buffs as well as debuffs! They're super different for each player of course, but I got "immunity/obliviousness to peer pressure", which is awesome.
I can't help much with the rest as I personally really lucked out in spawn point RNG (location stats excellent, parents basically optimal, money stat well below average but the location and super smart parents buffs make up for that) and have no idea what it's like to have a suboptimal one, but hope this one tip helps.
~Cat~
@@MajikkanCat, this is totally random. That's where an unhinged RNG comes to play: you never know what buffs and debuffs you will get randomly upon creating a character. And at a random time under random circumstances during your playthrough. And most of them are permanent. Personally i did get "esoteric knowledge" buff (that actually seems to not even be locked to only some types of characters, and is theoretically obtainable for anyone, but also got "curse of uselessness" debuff, as well as some other smaller debuffs. Well, RNG didn't have mercy on me.
fr theres so many annoying glitches. like, where did that pencil go i literally just put it down in front of me??
don't get me started on guitar picks
Players sometimes can just enter a room in their _own_ house, and their current quest markers just disappear. Like, wtf?
I hear that it's due to some kind of rendering issue or memory leak, but it honestly should've been fixed by now.
@jocosesonata
I've seen some players get hungry and just stare into the fridge and then leave. Only to come back a minute later to do the same thing.
That's actually not a glitch, but a feature. Its because during random character creation, it selected a specialized mental skillset that excels at rapid task changes and crisis situations, but has a weakness for staying on task and remembering simple things like where you put the pencil. The devs put it in to help balance characters out.
@@futuza yes that's why my character started out with a permanent ADHD debuff and it's not balanced at all and it's frustrating to play with. And the only way to get rid of this debuff is to swallow weird "capsule/pill" things some clerics called psychologists give you which are named adderall which temporarily remove the debuff but they cost a lot of currency and arent even avaliable in many parts of the map
3:24 someone is still salty about the dragons losing the mob vote
I voted for the Loch Ness, I miss Plesiosaurs
I voted for dragons and nessie. Loch Ness monster 4 ever!
The devs were supposed to bring the Megalodon back. It's been 10,000 years and we're still waiting.
@@MeatbagSlayer no you fool, it was actually mega addon, added a bunch of bugs
they lost twice, the only time they won the devs decided to put on an island on indonesia and redsigned them into a big lizard, that's why I play with mods
Dev here! Thanks for the feedback. The disparity between the relativistic and quantum magic systems isn't actually a bug, it's a feature. We're planning to add some more land creatures in the next millenium or so, so look out for that as well. Other than that just some minor bug fixes here and there.
can you buff emu's again? i really enjoyed it on the Australia server
Hey Dev, do you think you can do something about world hunger? Oh and also fix what ever happened to get allergies, I mean do I really need to be assaulted by constant sneezing EVERY MORNING
I love how EARTH devs call every bug "a feature"
Hey Dev! My friend has found a money duplication glitch. I tried reaching out to you guys but never got a respone. Pls fix it quickly because now almost everyone is using it. Also anyone who uses it should get 5 years timeout in the place called prison. Other than that, i am planning to move to the Andromeda Galaxy soon. Way better Graphics and Storyline
Earth biggest feature has to be Australia then. Do you know it is 80 to 90 percent why earth is a death world to aliens.
Former developer here, the reason the ledenfrost effect bug happens is because when we were adding water to the game during the open playtest, ended up burning players who touched it. One of the other devs managed to invert the code, but the game thought it WASN’T inverted for a fraction of a second, hence hands not burning when touching molten metal for a fraction of a second.. When we tried to fix it, it just caused the game to crash whenever touching ANY liquid, so we just left it in.
Playtester here, i secretly added platypuses into the game, did you devs like it?
Calling chlorine ‘splash damage’ is the wildest thing I’ve heard all day 💀
Acid occurs to mind before chlorine does.
The Devs REALLY need to add a fast travel system so I can fast travel right the fuck back to bed when work finishes. Screw the commute, just "zwooop, sleepy time"
They should add saves files first
@@Norger56I would agree with you, but if that was added there would be too many branching timelines 🤷♂️
@@GAMER32231Agreed, especially since it’s online im not sure if their servers can handle that rn 🤷♂️
@@Norger56 You need respawns
@@mcraft5559 There is a human group that thinks we do respawn based on our morality score upon death.
The problem is, the game was actually a microbe simulator, but then some players teamed up, so they made multicellular builds that evolved out of the microbes playable.
EDIT: playable as in controlled by a single player, not trillions
also, thanks for 400+ likes!
thats a rumor dude. the dev invited someone to join the game (who became the first player) but the dev had to make a character for him to play as. the player's name's adam. pretty cool guy.
@@Ovotun Nah that’s a myth, lots of ppl looked at the code, and reverse engineered the past of this game, and found the update 0.1 log, added microbes. Animal builds appeared first, then some animal players spent their evolution points on a more biped build. Since each player’s base stats depends on their parents’ stats, they could agree to spec into intelligence.
this comment thread is amazing
@@aadenboy yeah dude! Lots of speculation and theories on the biggest game yet
@@Ovotun We proved the microbial past, the first player adam would've been cool tho, the devs clearly don't know how to make game lore, cuz who cares about single celled organisms that look like eggs
-No tutorials
-Limited levelling
-No character customization
-Pay to win
-too much lore
-bad luck and spam of irritating days
-no magic
-only race is humans (no dragons)
-training arc has minimum success rate
-too many debuffs and weaknesses
-No updates
-spectator mode is not real
-Devs utterly ignore requests for patches
-too many rules
-low intelligence stat since start
-random weaknesses (allergies)
-terrible world building
-too open worlded
-no hints allowed
-no cool backstory
-No power system
-Too realistic
-No unlimited loans allowed
- zero quality of life features.
- no mod support. (However, there are an infinite amount of other dimensions and timelines even in our own, but you can't access them in any way possible).
- NPCs are overcomplicated yet have seemingly unfinished AIs.
- you are given only one attempt for your entire playthrough, and you can't restart it.
- there is only one difficulty mode available - nightmare.
it's a Souls like, you're either good or you're not but regarding the race you get perks depending on which clan you roll, and which part of the map you drop
The tutorial is just way too long, like you are burnt out by the time you get to play the game without a bunch of restrictions.
It's been years and I'm still waiting for them to make lucid dreams multiplayer
Right? Or just the dreams mechanic multiplayer in general, but knowing the developers, they would likely make that 'pay2win' option too
Underrated comment bro but it's gonna be P2W too
nah but fr i'd so love to lucid dream with friends
Yes! Also, the skill level that you unlock lucid dreams at is way too high. I’ve been playing for YEARS and still haven’t unlocked it yet.
@@clnsqr SAME I've been trying to unlock them every night for years but I keep failing the skill check
Does anyone else experience this bug? The fall damage is quite inconsistent. My character fell from the top of a sofa at 6 six years old and started laughing. Now my character is 15 and tripped on fake grass and fell so hard, she couldn't feel her knees and a layer of skin texture was erased from one knee. Just me? ok-
That's another quirk of the "physics" system of rules, IIRC. Not sure why the creators of the project insist on imposing it onto the conworld, it has lots of weird inconsistencies like that. From a cursory glance at the Earth project wiki, it seems like a younger character automatically has a lower 'mass' than an older character, which by Earth's rule of gravity means that they fall less hard than the same character when of a higher age because of something the wiki calls 'inertia'.
Honestly, seems needlessly complex to me, but that's Earth in a nutshell lol
earth rn has so much flaws they might as well rewrite it
@@Nutcruncher I hear they're trying to do another version, but it's going to be in the same universe or something. The release trailers call it mars, and it's even tied into the lore of "space" from earth. I have big hopes, but honestly I have a bad feeling about the expansion/side project.
No kidding. My character used to kick the walls for fun when he was little. Now, I tried that and that foot received major damage including the "infection" debuff, which for _some_ reason didn't appear until years later.
@@talongrau1823 don't hold your breath on that expansion. Anything space related has been in development hell since the end of the cold war storyline. You used to be able to go to the moon, now it's just the lame space station in close orbit. Maybe this whole project would speed up if the devs stopped favoring the western faction and started to give more spotlight to the chinese faction.
Bro thinks he can diss my favourite series and get away with it. Buddy does not know what is coming for him.
AS
hi aldgate
@@DarkSeaTheBarracuda You're the second person who's found me through comments of a video unrelated to how I know them, in the last 2 days.
Earth ain't that good tho,it IS FULL OF SHAIT
Im gonna touch you
gods I love this video. one of the best in the channel pure absurdist whimsy. fun fact, legend has it that the Yucatan peninsula is named so because a spanoird who landed there asked a local, in spanish something along the lines of "what's the name of this land" or simply "where am I" and the native not knowing Jack**t spanish, answered in their native speach "Yucatan" meaning "I can't understand you"
so yea the mayans all lived, cancun and playa del carmen all located in the beautiful real of I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU
its kind of a crazy fact but many people didnt know that this project makes as little sense as it does because the authors tried to write the lore from the perspective of the characters IN the lore, which is like totally insane to me. like they had this many magic systems and opposing logic because the characters in-universe cant agree on the details of the lore. this is some weird little meta level writing experiment
Earth is actually an MMO and each animal and person is played by someone else suprisingly. This is why the lore is so complicated.
Europe and Asia being two different things despite being the same landmass is the one that bothers me the most. Like you were too lazy to name the whole continent? Come on!
@@amazinggrapes3045 Unironically just because Europeans are priveleged & want to feel special.
The simple fact that the Duck billed platypus exists and there are still no dragons just shows the programmers had no cohesive vision, I blame the management. 🙄
You don't understand the need for realism
and they still have the audacy to say they "added dragons" and "they are in komodo!!!" it's sad the modern state of the game
The thing is that they wanted to add that whole square law nonsense to justify smaller creatures, and to be honest the Carboniferous plot line was full of crazy shit with all that giant insects thing. Anthropocene plot kinda a fresh air with a new spin, nice to see mammalia faction clapping cheeks. Do think they'll end sooner than later compared to the other plot lines.... but what do i know? When i say things like that, the keyboard warrior's call me a 5th Dimensions moron.
You can find dragons in the early alpha build, but there were too menny buggs. Whenever they were spawned inn they wuld just spontainiusly combust. Some kind of incompstabillety with a dragon's biologi and the physics and magic systems in this world.
What other types of platypus exist?
This game is SO unreallistic. So we stay with sticks and stones for like a bunch of updates (like 1000) and our technology tree just expands out of nowhere?? Like we went from muskets to NUCLEAR WEAPONS?
And in the beginning nothing happened for several hundred million years.
power creep really setting in, smh
It's because that guy had hacks during the steam engine update and managed to make it in like 5 months
Once the agriculture and food storage updates dropped, new human players started joining in droves literally OUT OF NOWHERE! I get that the devs wanted to do something to increase player retention while the hype lasted, but breaking the lore for the benefit of a single species while simultaneously buffing the human playerbase to a point where anything else just isn't viable is kindof absurd. Still love humans, 10/10, just wish my hamsters would get a little love now and then. I don't know if it's intentional but logging in as a hamster basically guarantees a bad ending.
yeah that shit is just WEIRD. also goddamn they did the Tesla character dirty, and that Edison guy was maybe too cartoonish of a villain. Editors would have told them to tone it down a bit with the naked avarice, and maybe give Tesla a happier ending.
This is so differently edited than most of CA’s videos and I love it, it shows a lot more personality, keep it all up!!! Love love looooove worldbuilding
> Be aliens
> See a new planet
> The surface is covered in water
> The inhabitants are made of water
> The planet's natural dynamics is made of boiling water
> The creature's most coveted technology is used to boil water
Nuclear power?
@@Jordannn_nopeyes
Dont forget that the most advanced race on that planet reproduce by getting wet
so what do the aliens use lava??
@@thepoorliestdrawnlmao
7.8/10 too much water
Indeed. Mostly the undrinkable variant as well.
And poorly distributed.
We're just here early. Once the humans' tech tree dropped, a few players (who definitely haven't touched grass before) grinded out the entire "communication" branch all the way up to "writing," which not only allowed settlements to retain technology from other branches through the prerequisite "oral history" perk, but also allowed more consisten exchange of perks with other settlements through the "written instruction" perk as well as permanently unlocking and retaining all of a settlement's obtained perks for all members via "written history."
As a result, humans were able to entire skip the need to farm for exp, which is way more tedious than obtaining research points and investing them in the tech tree (as you know, the exp required for evolution is only rarely shared between clans, and only in the case where they're completely isolated from the main playerbase, while research points earned by an individual contribute to a collective settlement (unless that settlement has unlocked "internet," which instead shares it with every settlement that has the "internet perk")). Thus, while many humans were expected to gradually follow the aquatic evolution tree (strong swimmer > amphibious > gilled (freshwater) > gilled (saltwater)), giving the devs time to finish the ocean update and fully implement the out-of-bounds deep sea zones, we instead rushed technology to the point where sea-based transportation is possible despite humans not having adapted to aquatic life.
that's a really clever joke
The water is life for the characters tho
Eh, water levels are fine. The real problem is how empty they are. Nobody likes texture paintings.
Earth is awesome! Only I don't know why the writers have to insert so much slavery in the civilization story arc
I hated the mammal update, the devs took out the dinosaurs and nerfed the reptiles.
@@MrDodo19They made dinosaurs small and they made them fly, so unrealistic
@@MrDodo19I hate the land update, being fish was better
Welp is too convenient. In fact is so convenient that it didn't stop existing. It only changed forms
Had to add some story
Funnily enough it’s actually impossible to prove that dragons didn’t exist. In fact it’s more likely we did have them as they’re completely scientifically possible and nearly every country in the world has lore that includes them. Same with giants. The manual I got from the dev confirms the existence of giants, but not everyone believes he’s actually the dev
The fact that its only in first person and not 3rd person makes me upset i want to see my character fit/ attire 😤.
Instead you have to find a thing called “a mirror” to only see half of your character
Can still take screen shots.
@@Robodorisen You evidently haven't heard about the "mirror maze" hack. Lets you see your character from infinitely many directions at the same time! Show me any other rendering engine that can pull this off.
I laughed at that annoyed “Also, some turkeys can spontaneously impregnate themselves” like wtf HOW??
If it works like some species of snake, long-lasting stored sperm from past mates that activates and fertilizes eggs under the right conditions.
And chickens will sometimes lay eggs that are unfertilized, but grow up to be clones of the mother. That's why you can find embryos in store bought eggs despite egg laying chickens being kept very much away from roosters.
Parthenogenesis.
Humans aren't known to be able to do this except for the one and only Mary/Maryam, the mother of Jesus/Isa.
@@MollyHJohns Are you muslim, my friend? Also, it's not the same as what @annawing770 is saying, because it was by the Holy Spirit that Mary had been impregnated, not by sexual relation but my miracle.
Turkey jesus
I tried an element test, I was Uranium and it said that everyone loves to hate me :(
uranium is really cool tho. it can be used to make electricity, and it naturally makes some really pretty minerals, too!
@@spacecat85 this also means that I'm a natural nuclear reactor (Oppenheimer would be proud) and I'm invisible (definitely not Mister Manticore reference)
@@granitticore208are you the croaton
@@alienfromlhs1140b I am Montgomery Clift
you must be caked up
The overworld and main boss fights are really ok but more to be desired.
You have serial killers, bears, sharks, etc.
Then the main bosses like The Skin Walker, Bigfoot, Some Yokai main bosses, Ai Robots, Etc.
But most of the bosses are mid. Like aliens and shizz.
My BIGGEST complaint is that we can’t unlocked the next world, the second world is Mars but we have to grind for everyone to get there. We do have the moon but it’s just an extra area with no story but it is a good place to farm EXP.
Also I like this boss music here. 12:12
I forgot where this plays but this game added me in the ver_2005 patch.
16:34 also the one of trillions of hidden Main Villains theme is fire but it still needs work.
Other than that I do not like the Bermuda Triangle, Arctic Expedition, Area 51 raid storyline , they are very unnecessary and it drags on a bit. The bosses were ok but they still suck.
Another physics-based glitch i hate is when i try to pour water from a cup to another cup and it just spills instead of going into other cup
Frfr
For whatever reason, they made water sticky, so it doesn't flow like a liquid should.
People have had to screw with the apparent hitboxes of some cups just to make the water not bug down the back of the cup.
This is, mind you, saying nothing about some fluids players have made that abuse that stickiness (or just making it really cold? fuck kind of bug is that?) to somehow bug out of anything you put them in.
If you drink out of frozen water straws is the liquid colder or same temp as the liquid in the cup?
Another glitch is oobleck apparently it is a non-newtonian fluid, remember when the devs told us there was only 3 states of matter then they have this thing
@@loganshaw4527 should be slightly colder, assuming the physics engine holds up for once, though i wouldn't be surprised if it didn't. it's one of those things that is practically indistinguishable as to whether it works or not unless of course you're intentionally doing something that exploits it not working, e.g. edgebugging, uber-boosting, or accelerated back-hopping.
- So which horrible threat to all humanity will we bring out in the finale of the Human series?
- Yes.
And poeple wonder why earth is classified as a lvl 10+ death world when the galactic arc starts is so odd. Even our food can kill animals living on earth. What do you think it will do to non earth life?
They'll probably just retcon aliens in to end the arc, probably say some of the landmarks and items of interest are the work of aliens so they can claim they foreshadowed it.
How do they expect us to pay attention to the final arc when all the villains AND disasters all come crashing down on us? I don't want to watch the Earth have to deal with the impending doom of atomic bombs while _ALSO_ having to deal with Biden Prime AND Kim Jong Reborn at the same time!
@@Jaded_Jinx Yes, absolutely. Like, keep something for later seasons as well! It's too many plot threads at once.
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every character's plotline is so chaotic and they just die in the middle of their quests
To be fair, there are so many sidequests to the game that you could lose or forget the main quest entirely
@@whynaut1 sounds like Witcher 3 tbf
@@nikhilchouhan1802 except worse
@@whynaut1Is there even a main quest???
not every character, it just depends where on the map you were dropped, and how much loot your clan acquired before your arrival
1:14 counterargument: electricity is the magic system. It just doesn't explain the worldbuilding inconsistencies.
NPCs are VERY advanced to the point where they actually did what Fallout 76 failed to do. Make every other player an NPC..... Everything else.... Is mixed.
IRL NPC mentality did assume everything outside skeptics belief systems never existed IRL
@@Masonicon "NPC mentality" would be those just accepting any fan-fiction produced by those other belief systems, though. The devs don't have a responsibility for your fan-fiction/head-canon to be true just because that's your playstyle.
@@Vaeldarg true and that applies to traditions. Just because some older humans slapped "now tradition" on it doesn't mean it is true, just a popular head cannon they refuse to let go.
@@Vaeldarg now what about peaople i KNOW were real peaople when i was a kid but now they act and talk exatly like everyone else? and that seems to be alot peaople. i wonder if NPCs were once human and got stuck in auto poilet mode?
@@NightmareRex6 I'm not a psychologist but thinking people are literal "NPCs" seems like a mental disorder, like schizophrenia.
There were once gnomes in this game who stole our socks while they were being washed. The devs removed them but forgot to remove the feature of socks dissappearing in the wash, leaving it feel like a glitch
Yes, that is what he just said
nah. it's clearly Micro Black Holes eating the socks.
This shit is just the devs trolling
THE SOCK GOBLINS ARE REAL! THE CODE DOES NOT LIE!!!
The fact that this didn't even touch that time the earth was a snowball, development of the moon, the whole bug phase, the higgs boson, pi, dark matter, narwhals, and Australia. Really shows how scatterbrained this world is.
1) the timeS the earth was a sb, but also when it was all molten lava and when the moon was made (still covered in some kind of mystery btw)
2) the GIANT bug phase, the fish phase, the bacteria phase, the weird phases inbetween... and animals as cool as sharks just happened to have existed for such a long time but never became meta like humans? wtf! but i guess they really hit the balancing well on that one, always just tier 2, never top tier
3) the higgs boson? oh, mate, you must've stopped reading the updates ages ago, they lore dumped so much more inane stuff since
4) yeah, so weird that they just have numbers that are infinitely long and completely random to a point, yet they can somehow suck the knowledge about its digits out of the ether. and bc one god-number wasnt enough, they invented some more like e and then there's the whole mess about i. who even comes up with this stuff?
5) oh yeah, this one sounds like coder lingo and a total cope to me: dark matter which makes up like 98% of the known universe. like, okay, bro, sure, whatever you say. but it cannot be described in any meaningful way. betcha it's for future updates, maybe they wanna reserve empty storage space on your disc?
6) narwhals exist but unicorns are a myth? lame. cant even ride narwhals.
7) austria is real bad, that's like the hardest of all places to spawn in, but i guess this would go into a strategy guide, not in a general overview and complaint video.
8) some people make a ton of money by being elected and then sitting around all day doing nothing, only accepting more money, chatting with friends and here and there deciding for others what to do. so essentially you can vote yourself king, be the parent of all adult players, get a ton of money, have no real responsibility bc you cant be punished for sucking at your job and some people still look up to you. now that's just straight up unbelievable. at least a real king was born into a bloodline of royalty which kept its people subjugated with force, that makes some sense in my head.
9) some people are too lazy to play the game as it was intended to and they just get free loot and all kinds of goodies for doing so. the tendency is to give them more and more stuff the more they mess up. seems pretty unfair to most f2p players who have been on the grind for literal decades nonstop.
10) speaking of which, you cant pause the game to go to the toilet, you cant log out. even when on standby or regenerating from your latest battle in a hospital, you could be attacked or hit by environmental factors at any time. now that's just handing all the opportunities to the griefers.
The side quest chain to change your character's gender is insane.
And so much of the player base scoffs at the idea of changing from the randomized model you get stuck with
Real. I know someone that is about to start that side quest. Like why are we randomly assigned pcs?
As someone who’s spec’ed into the Physics class of mage, it’s way too complicated. We use Greek and English runes to represent different types of mana, to successfully make a potion you need a ton of equipment like a fume hood, beakers, various flasks, etc, and potion ingredients are super expensive since only high level Chemist subclass mages can make them. The only upside is a very high dps due to the chemical warfare and nuclear weapons, but those only come at the last tier of the Physics progression tree
The coronavirus event was so boring bro, they literally didn’t even add any rewards for beating it 💀💀
I know right!
And the update just ran for too long. It wasn't fun anymore to not have to work. It was just NPCs or fellow friend players getting banned permanently. For new players, it was basically a banning spree from the devs which IMO is a dick move.
I mean, I think the devs would argue that nobody beat it, so no rewards, but yeah that event really did suck.
legit thought about quitting the game, this event was ass
ikr the reward was you get to keep playing. wow lazy ass devs
also the fact that the universal speed limit and render time is so slow the humans can only ever be able to see a limited ellipse of the universe ever
This is a technical limit, if not for it there wouldn't be a infinite universe. And thanks to the infinite universe there is a potential for alot of spin-offs after the human arc ends.
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okay on a more serious note, i love how this truly exposes most forms of fiction or people who crituqe forms of fiction for world building for "Not being realistic" Or "Having bad world building"
I think you forgot to mention one thing about deep sea creatures: theyre all scrapped creatures that were supposed to be somewhere else but would have made for too many bugs. Though many get fixed later and are then ported to the rest of earth.
Is that their explanation for that old land-fish thing now?
like axolotls. theyre too op because of their ability to just regrow their whole body, basically, so the devs are removing them unfortunately.
@@vipergamescovipergamesco8438 cloning problem :(
@@vipergamescovipergamesco8438 yeah...
Today I learned Avon is river... So all those River Avons are just the river equivalent of "Chai Tea"
someone else who watched AC spiderverse :D
Bro chai is tea.
@@dawn_alexthe joke teleported through your head
@@Dr_goman bruh it was a line from the movie. 🙂
@@dawn_alexI think he was talking about the original comment thinking you didn’t understand that that was the comparison being made
Bro my in-game dad got banned! 😭Like for no reason, he just decided to go buy some milk at the in-game supermarket! Then he just vanished and I got a DM from the devs...
yeah that happened to me too except he said he "was driving drunk" and accidentally got a free kill. they probably banned him because they thought he was cheating
@@Nine1Three4nah he just got timed out
idk if he got banned. sounds like he didnt wanna hang around low levels
It’s sad what’s happening to the entertainment industry they all want to hang around the new players smh
My dad almost got game over when he played. Some asshole abused the "hit and run" strat in Paris and tried to grief him with his lvl 30 [Motorcycle] mount.
10:49 This is the first time I have encountered the One Must Fall 2097 soundtrack in the wild, without looking for it, since a computer show in the mid 90's.
-Tutorial takes too long and sometimes too unclear to understand.
-Have Balancing Problem Between Player Factions.
-No Respawning After Death
-The difficulty is randomized depending on your luck.
Respawning after death is a faction trait!
Ironically, the factions which highlights it, also has the end goal of avoiding it.
the unskippable tutorial taking 18 years to finish and the RNG spawns are pretty bad game design decisions
@@Noobolon fr man
@@Noobolon the upside is u get free shit n the gameplay is easier
Tutorials take 8 lvls to finish… why dont they add a skip option??? Also they should add new TOS… the better players keep bullying the bad players🙄
GRINDING IN THIS GAME IS TOO HARD! Level up my character stats for 18 years for basically nothing to help me later in the game and then I need to spend lots of time to make some money in this game and it barely can even change anything. This literally the reason why so many new player want and are quitting Earth. Hope the devs fix this so it more "new player friendly"
There aren't even respawns in the tutorial section.
The tutorial sucks big time.
@@LibraryofAcousticMagic3240don't forget if a long time player messes up or wants to troll
They can kill you in tutorial 😢 making you miss 90 percent of your randomized storyline
Heres a tip, branch out sideways and join teams. Focusing on specialties does not always do well on the later end game.
"fing" is actually an old English word for grabbing so... Fingers do infact fing
But autocorrect doesn't know that, it seems.
Hey... can you grab that grab?
@@lonestarr1490 because it's old English. "couth" isn't a word, but uncouth is. The original word has been lost over time, and the newer word has stayed
with enough time, maybe one day english speakers could come around and call their fingers "grabbers", because they are the parts of the body that 'grab' ?
@@tranquoccuong890-its-orge My mom already calls them that. AND, I had an english teacher that used "fing" day-to-day. This conversation is especially funny to me.
this video made me painfully aware that fantasy maps might be subject to projection mapping and thus have proportion errors like real maps
We've reached so much levels of meta that now we don't know what is media and isn't
When you put a game, inside a game, inside a game, you've gone too far
I kept getting bombarded with advertisements for this place, and then I finally found this independent review. I was sceptical about the project at first, and when I bought it, and I played it, I got bored quickly. There is literally nothing to do except for this stupid game loop, but then I took a look at the Potoo and you were right, it is so worth it. Also I recommend taking a look at eagles and owls, the quality control is so bad, that it is almost funny again.
OK but the whole "pet dog" sidequest is pretty great, have you tried it? It's like an NPC companion who never talks, but you can hug them and call them silly names.
@@loadeddice4696 I wanted to get "pet cat" sidequest, but too sadly my character was generated with an inherent de-buff so called "allergy". The rng in this game just sucks...
Yeah it doesn't even tell you what to do, it's literally pointless.
The balancing needs fixing, I've been stuck as a virus in this block of ice for millions of years and they haven't fixed this bug in forever.
The bird watching arc really sneaks up on you 😂
Seriously, the depression debuff is annoying too.
- Can't do something properly
- Social anxiety
- Really emotional
I could go on but devs really did this? Just because we got insulted once and there is already a chance of getting this debuff, as if the dev want to troll us more.
And we decided to ban the classic workarounds. Forcing people to pay for months of therapy and pharmaceuticals.
yeah its getting wayyy to pay to win
And if you don't remove the debuff you have a chance of dying and the game is on permanent death
The sapience update took billions of years to code and all the code for it is so broken lol
I like to roleplay a human roleplaying other fictional characters to cope.
You ever notice how, despite its vast history, Earth consistently repeats itself.
“Here’s some weird animals, but oh no, some global catastrophe killed almost every single one of them”
(Permian, Cambrian, dinosaurs, probably humans/mammals?)
“Here’s some guy with an army who’s taking over like all of Europe!”
(Genghis, Alexander, Napoleon, that one Austrian painter we’re not supposed to talk about)
And don’t even get me started on all the countless number of revolutions for independence from England.
Just England?
@@Alexandar358 No, but it may as well be, for how often it appears in the lore.. It's the same issue with marvel movies.. Using the same formula over and over again just makes the lore go stale.. Sort of defeats the purpose of having lore in the first place..
idk why it's okay to talk about people like stalin or genghis but it's not okay to talk about hitler
And not let's get started about crabs, "convergent evolution"? More like "we ran out of ideas so we are just going to do the same creature again" so fricking lazy
@@SpellMenderDev Hmm, yeah. Funny how some countries also think that their lore makes them feel special when in reality it's the same one for a bunch others
There was an entire thread in the r/worldbuilding subreddit that was just this entire video, and me and my friends had a blast going through it.
Is it alr with u if u can send the link to that thread? I want a good laugh rn :]
I need a link
Isn't r/outside similar?
"You'd upload your prank video two months later on a completely random day."
Well played, sir. Well played, indeed.
The best June fools day
Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
"Supposedly, they've got something to help them sort through all those fears and questions of existence, it's called..." I was primed for a Better Help ad
😂😂😂
That would've been funny
Me too lmao
I expected religion.
ngl didnt quite expect to see essentially a shitpost from curious archive
It’s an April fools prank he uploaded two months later which I find AMAZING
@@gummywormfriedinbutter oh that would make a LOT of sense
@@spacebrandcereal2536 yep yep there's a hint in the video itself :)
@@pierreriandey6103 yeah i just realized that
@@pierreriandey6103He clicks todays date on the calendar app (June 14th)
Well worldbuilding is really hard, when people keep burning down our libraries.
Something crazy happened not long ago: My library had a small explosion inside. Someone thought it was a good idea to have a chemistry show in there. And it just went pop when i passed it on my way home with my new shoes.
still mad the library of alexandria got deleted
@@LibraryofAcousticMagic3240 i swear that the admins where abusing their power. The library was not against server rules.
@@shrike3771 Neither was the House of Wisdom in Bagdad. Forum gets invaded by a bot (Mongol) army, and suddenly all the text is gone.
While not a library I can’t forgive that time the devs decided that the spinosaurus material would be bombed into oblivion, like, that was clearly an attempt to make it more ambiguous because they still haven’t decided on a final design for it yet and that’s just shoddy development.
There's even some notorious griefers like XxAdolfH1tler69xX and MaoZeDong69
This is a surprisingly deep video. Thanks for the ending, it’s sometimes helps to reflect on what life really is and to be reminded that there’s always reason to keep looking into the sometimes badly written yet sometimes beautiful world of earth