Trump’s Bulls**t Corona Cure & Sad Spring Breakers | The Daily Social Distancing Show
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- The latest on coronavirus: Trump fibs about a potential cure, governors take action, and spring break gets canceled. Also, Jaboukie Young-White checks in on Trevor during self-quarantine. #DailyShow #TrevorNoah #JaboukieYoungWhite
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Trevor's talent really shines now. Without a band, without an audience, with only the most basic production assistance--he's still outstanding.
Thank you for helping us chuckle in hard times.
B Weresquirrel Agreed. Trevor is winning the Show From Home contest. He’s the best at this. A real light in this darkness.
Seeing him live, he is the real deal. Since then, I knew he didn’t need all the bells and whistles.
Absolutely!!
Absolutely true. And just as handsome
Real talent. Like a soprano without a mic.
“Yesterday we have raised a lot of money for meals for hungry children, but today is a different day, and they’d like to eat again”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@smendes2004 you get no participation likes. Come up with something original damn it.
Exactly. I always think this when people pat themselves on the back for feeding homeless people or donating to poor families on Christmas. Okay, that's fine and good, but what about the other 364 days of the year? I doubt those few boxes of Hamburger Helper will last long...
@Donald Trump that's a long term solution. We need both short term and long term solutions
Jibreel Lomax Jesus, calm down. He was just laughing at the joke. Is that really a crime?
Whenever Trevor gets called old I feel that so hard...
Many Millenials are now in that age when they are not young anymore but still not old?
...
I feel so old and I'm still at the beginning of the 30s.
YaRlykonfuse right? I don’t feel old... 😔 I’m a millennial too
@@221BSam yeah, being a millenial is hard... not feeling old but feeling old in the next moment while really not being old. we're all still young and kicking.
I’m turning 29 this year and i feel old af... we have been through some of the hardest times in this country... 9/11, the Great Recession and now corona well see what comes next
This is how many age groups feel....I'm old enough to understand the saying, "youth is wasted on the youth"
@@ccutehoney Old beyond your time!
21yr old in Asia: developing new technology that might change the world in the near future.
21yr old in Africa: working extra jobs to save up for their masters degree while taking their undergraduate degree.
21yr old in Florida: partying all summer long and drinking into a stupor
Beth , you are dreaming , The asians are copiers , they dont have the ability to think laterally , they have spent their whole lives sucking up propaganda , The Africans will need to work 2 jobs to get ahead of their corrupt politicians , The americans at least have rule of law and they have the great imagination and now that they finally realize how devious the CCP is they will close up the money markets and then lets see where chinese youth will do when they see whats really happening ...........leave china if they are able ...
Joe 9 that’d have been true 10-15 years ago
@@gregvesey4577 I am an Asian so watch your mouth. The Asians you are mentioning only account for a small percentage of people. We are innovate in terms of technology and trends. Plus, Asians are made up of different races, Chinese, Koreans, Indians, Malays etc. We all have our different cultures and ideologies to follow. So watch your flippin racist mouth before you say something like this again.
That’s racist! Fuck off,
@@Jun-cc6qs I spent quite a few years of my life living and working in Asia .I am married to a Pakistani Lady, I do not consider myself a racist , but I do like to engage with social media and some of the comments are opinions that need to be tested. Of course we all know that generalizations may come across as racist , like tweets , very happy to discuss issues in depth but I find that a lot of people dont want to do that for fear of exposing there own prejudices.
If the spring breakers are this care free about a deadly virus, imagine their attitudes towards STD's
Jonathan Norris Spring break is a cesspool in those places.
Chlymidia isn't that bad
Oh no. Crap. I.... hm.
You have a fair point. 😖
Exactly.
@@MajorMlgNoob When you can't even spell it! Figures!... SMH
I’m an introvert and a germaphob. My life hasn’t changed too much.
Me too
Same. Save when it comes to going out to get alcohol.
Me three!!!
same here!
💯
A BIG thumbs up for you Trevor all the way from Singapore. Hope to see you performing here in the near future when everything gets back to normal.
Stay safe and healthy!
What i would say. Again,also from za land called SG
This country has a lot of problems has'nt it
"Im not old, Im a Millenial"...I love you, Trevor, you are so funny!
I can’t stay home myself, I am a janitor at a hospital in downtown manhattan, we are on the front lines of all this.
have luck
God Bless you, hope you stay safe.
Tight scarf across the face, hat with plastic stapled around. Stay normal
God bless u all
Thank you my man
Ain't it funny how this social distancing thing has turn Talk show hosts into UA-camrs
@Annabelle B it's keeping us calm
youtubers are scared
If Stephen Colbert starts any video with the usual UA-camr greeting, I'm tearing out my hair.
How long till they ask to like and subscribe?
How many calls to action can Trevor shove into 5 minutes?
it's definitely weird not hearing the studio audiences laughs and applause. As for youtube i've only ever seen this show on youtube lol.
I'm so emberassed to be an American in my 20s. The stupidity is unreal.
It’s not the people’s fault at at first. It’s the trump’s fault (government), media’s fault.
@@raymone5536 but still I know the thought process thats going through theyre brain "like this aint no big deal I'm young it'll never happen to me the whole things gonna blow over by tomorrow" only when it finally hits them personally will they finally take it seriously which is always far too late
Nitro- Verse you should be proud no matter what or pack up and leave!
@@kevinphillips465 I hope your kidding dude
Trump will be voted back in easily all y'all b******* lies won't stop it from happening we are the majority
It's more dangerous for old people yes, but remember when you're older, that young people keep partying and putting you in more danger than necessary. The problem is mostly that the hospitals and the people working in the medical area are overwhelmed with the mass of people coming in. It's more respect right now and slowing down the course of the disease than the danger of the virus.
Here is the thing though the older people are the one’s responsible for fucking up the future of the young people and they are essentially not doing anything to help. Do you have any idea how many times I have heard old people bash on the younger people. I’m sorry but screw them.
PETITION TO HAVE TREVOR GIVE A TOUR OF HIS HOME
why would i wanna see some rich person's house? how would that help in any way?
He can show his room, where he has all his Tomi Lahren posters on the wall
Its probably a 2 room apartment in NY
Lol this would be super funny
I want to see trevors home and where the magic happens, and what that magic is
As a microbiologist, I really appreciate the example that Trevor and the Daily Show is setting. You guys are doing a great job, despite the circumstances.
I don't like Trump and I love Trevor but I just read a NY Post story about a man that was treated successfully using the malaria drug. He had to beg his doctor do give it to him.
@Ryan Smith Yes! You would be surprised how often in history we fall back on malaria drugs to treat new illnesses. Quinolones have NOT been proven to help COVID 19 illnesses, and these drugs are needed to treat things they actually work against like malaria. Something I like to point out is that quinolones are primarily used to treat parasitic infections, which isn't closely related in this case because COVID19 is a virus. There are some clinical trials exploring existing antivirals but it will take time to determine whether they actually help or if it's just a placebo effect.
@@chiloveradiouncut I would not trust an anecdotal story in place of clinical evidence, and I definitely would not go to the New York Post for the most accurate news. There are a whole slew of reasons the man may have recovered, malaria drugs notwithstanding. The fact that the doctor caved was disappointing: these drugs need to be conserved for people who we know will benefit. We cannot let hysteria overtake careful collection of data and assessment of clinical efficacy.
@Ryan Smith the reason they are wrong is because there is no evidence that malaria drugs will help treat COVID-19. Anecdotes from few patient cases is not a good enough reason to create a shortage on malaria drugs for people who actually need them.
Hey, Erika I dated a girl a few years back, and you two are twins look her up. So crazy her name is Ashley Bowman. You won't believe it
That ending had me laughing so hard. The look on that man's face when the other guy started coughing. Priceless 🤣🤣🤣
omg these kids thooooooo what the hell did their parents do so wrong here. its a travesty that hey cared more for themselves & (getting splotchy skin) then anyone else. OH wait. thats America at its core isnt it? sadly.
This whole thing makes you realize how pointless a lot of fees are and how many meetings could’ve condensed in an email ._.
Or via skype
Asked if it was possible to work remotely when I got hired and the answer was "no, at this time it's not possible" where am I now
@ Alyssa or how many times Doctors could've just given you results for tests over the phone instead of having you come into their offices and get charged.
The government's have told police to quit arresting people and are releasing people for "petty crimes" so as not to "unnecessarily overcrowd jails". So now we all know the government knows they cause the overcrowding by "unnecessarily" arresting. Hmmm.....
All those fees are how the banks pay their executives all those bonuses. We're now paying the 'tellers' (the ATM's) salaries instead of the banks paying them with ATM fees, even though it's all electronic through computers which are always running, anyway.
I love that intro, "from Trevor's couch to your couch"
Hello Wilson.
It's great and true!
Jokes on him, I'm watching this on my bed!
@@ladymidnight4282 😂
@@ladymidnight4282 ha!!! Let me flush the toilet to write you a proper response.
Marie E. Hahaha me too!
All those people like Trevor will be remember by history as heroes,
you just don't realize it now
REGARDS from Poland
LMAO "hero's" ??? More like paid propagandist.. The FUCKING Lunatics and Sociopaths in the Media and Hollywood would rather people DIE than to know about this CURE that professional TOLD Trump about simply because HE was the one that said it...THOUSANDS of people are being healed from this virus with the Chloroquine and Z-Pack all OVER THE WORLD you ass whipe.. As if your stupid ass knows anything or has ANY information in REAL TIME.. Check out these videos below and see that Trump was RIGHT.. ua-cam.com/video/m3J_1B7kJbk/v-deo.html
Ill bet this man is glad HE wasn't listening to Trevor as he was dying.. ua-cam.com/video/EkLsJ-dv-54/v-deo.html
@@victoriagrahm3915 The fact that you honestly believe that is so sad to me. Trump literally got checked for making up the fact that there is a cure for the virus .....um there ISNT!!! If there was I'm pretty sure we wouldn't almost be going into a depression right now. I still can't believe there are people like you in the world who honestly think Trump is a good person who cares about the citizens of this country......NEWS FLASH.....HE DOESN'T!! YOUR THE STUPID ASS HERE.
oh and another thing there is a way to bring information to people and your way isn't going to help anyone. I just came at you exactly how you came at @Dj OpaL. Do better.
@@mariah597 thank you.
If there was a freaking cure we wouldn't be in this big mess
@@mariah597Well Im not going to apologize for my tone TOWARDS the media OR Hollywood.. If you knew what I knew which you obviously DONT you would be infuriated too.. THOUSANDS of people all over the world are getting better very fast from CV19 using the drug combo Trump was told about from doctors using it.. He is telling the TRUTH BUT there is an agenda going on you are not even close to knowing about.. But people are being ALLOWED TO DIE because the Media does NOT want this Chloroquine to work.. The Bill Gates WORLDWIDE vaccine is the goal not a cheap 50 year old drug... But I can tell you are in the Matrix of the Globalist run Media and Hollywood.. You're a good little sheep.. And that I find sad.. If you REALLY want to know the TRUTH then do the research I've done.. So I will post just 2 or 3 video's of the 40 I've watched not to mention the articles Ive read and you can watch some truth.. #1
"if i get corona i get corona, im not gonna let it stop me from partying"
thats the youth from Florida for you
Took the words from my mouth, I live in central Florida, and i see cars going by my house as if nothing is wrong. In fact, I’m almost entirely sure there are more cars outside than there were a month ago. Down here Everyone is a moron.
True true 🤔🤣
I live in Panama City and I really don't believe how the kids are portrayed. I was at the beach before everything was shut down. Not one "spring breaker" was out of control. They were having fun. I'm 65 and think that some of the older people forgot what it's like to be young. I for one have not. Give them a damned break.
@@laurettecangialosi1028 Yeah, give them a break and let them transmit the virus without a care in the world about others. This isnt about you, this is about the government prioritizing the economy over people and Trump not knowing how to lead a damn country. If you even think they're supposed to be having fun in a pandemic like this then that would already be the parent's fault aka (probably) you. They shut down too late. period.
@@butwhy9827 Trump is literally doing the most amazing job ever. These Spring breakers are dumb, though. They're also not from Florida. These are kids that left their home state for Spring Break... that's why they're so adamant about partying. still idiots. As for Trump, lowest unemployment rate ever recorded, best economy ever recorded (before the virus), most sex offender and sex trafficking arrests in HISTORY, most policy signed on prison reform, most action against illegal immigration we've ever seen like what are you even talking about? lol... when he did the china travel ban in January, Democrats called him racist... now that people are dying by the thousands, they're attacking him for 'not doing something quicker' it wouldn't matter what he did they paint it to fit their agenda which I promise you is a lot scarier than whatever you think Trumps is. The man has not made a single dollar since he took the presidency. In fact, he's lost $1Billion of his own money. He didn't have to be president. For what? Like seriously... why? Because he truly thought he could make a difference and he is. Why does the left hate him so much? Because he's got no strings. He's not a puppet to the extent that the rest of them are. He doesn't fit their agenda even a little bit. If anything he directly threatens to tear down what the elitist democratic politicians have been building since the enacting of Jim Crow laws. But whatever im sure you'll just think I have no idea what im talking about. Except, when I don't know what i'm talking about, I don't talk. Much more than I can say for your type.
Oh man, you know s*** is serious when TV has to be hosted in someone's living room >.>
😂😂😂
Sara Baker Lol
ua-cam.com/video/SAOtzxfjHqM/v-deo.html
It's like he's a youtuber funded by comedy central.
One of the local radio shows is broadcasting out of one of the host's living rooms lol
😂😂😂.....good one. You ar right
Trevor is doing great on these episodes, some host need that audience’s energy to feed from. Trevor does amazing here
I agree. Colbert is just depressing on his and Seth Meyers isn’t even trying
Jimmy Kimmel by himself is,,,he seems really nervous alone
Corona : Excuse me Sir, my name is Corona. Would you mind if i compromise your immune system ?
Trump : Oh... Please be my guest.. By the way i'm drunk.
Man on the beach: there are no door knobs here at the beach, so it’s pretty safe 🤔🤔
Lua Olaghere 😂make sense
"And nothing to be touched" - like people didn't touch anything on a Spring break
But this virus can be airborne to or if somebody decides to cough or sneeze or through saliva......
How do you explain the spread of that or trying to stop it.
Because the point is you're supposed to stay home and take this whole crisis seriously but not spreading it that means completely completely completely staying home....
So basically this is to be taken seriously this is not a joke this is to be taking all seriously whether we like it or not about being home every single day now yeah it's going to drive us crazy but at least we can try to work it out and learn from it and get back to normal but if we don't learn to listen and follow rules then no it is not going to get back to normal and it's going to get even worse
Everytime Trevor makes a joke i lowkey expect an audience to laugh. But really I'm just laughing alone in my room.
I'm even hearing the audience laughing
Stop touching your faces
😊
You're not alone.
We laugh alone collectively :)
Trevor Noah need an audience laugh . Editorrrrrrrrr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Didn't Bloomberg just spend a "billion" dollars campaigning, and drop out? Can he donate to hungry kids?
Would be nice since he is gonna get a bunch of that money back through taxes.
Yeah, where's that shitbag now!?
@@3dPrintingMillennial donating $40M to fight coronavirus, that's where.
Nieru Thanks for this👍👍 This $40 million was in addition to his early campaign to help US mayors in their fight against the virus. All goes towards his $2.5 billion, yes billion, in total charitable giving. How about an apology Jericho Snaxxx? Or don’t you do apologies, like your inadequate president?
No he’s now broke 😂🤣
“We’re on the sand, there’s no door knobs, there’s not a lot of things you can touch” 😂 these kids are insane
Actually that was a grown dumbass
@@eunicebaah6392 exactly that was a grown ass man talking more foolishly than the kids
Grown ass man saying that
Americans are truly stupid, they will be the downfall of the human race, you wait.
Love seeing you Trevor! Thank you for uplifting our spirit! Yes the kids need to know....the virus 🦠 doesn’t discriminate based on age!
FEED THE TRUCKERS
I am the proud wife of a long-haul national truck driver. During our countries current crisis his job as well as all the other men and woman who truck drive, are absolutely essential to the nations survival in this critical moment.
my husband is a team driver meaning two drivers 1 truck. Each driver works 10 hours with 1 30 minute break each meaning the truck is moving 20 hours a day. I see my husband for 4-5 days every 5 weeks making stocking him with food impossible not to mention, I wouldn’t be able to buy THAT much food at once anymore.
Everywhere my husband goes, he is met with closed restaurants, empty grocery stores and gas stations, and fast food stops with closed dining areas. Big rigs can’t go through the drive thru’s. If my husband and all the other truckers out there can’t eat, most won’t have the energy to keep making deliveries, delivering food and medical supplies. The whole system will collapse and we will all die.
To all the fast food companies, please help the truckers. Feed them. Take care of them. Bring food out to them.
This isn’t just my problem. This is your families problem, your friends problem, our doctors problem, and our entire nation’s problem. We must act now.
www.change.org/p/mcdonald-s-taco-bell-wendy-s-in-n-out-del-taco-jack-in-the-box-feed-the-truckers?recruiter=1056599044&use_react=false
Truth. There is literally NOTHING you have ever touched, used, sat on, eaten, or wore, that wasn't delivered by truck at some point. And nothing will get delivered while we hide at home unless someone drives the truck.....
Truth!
We really need selfdriving trucks ASAP. Just kidding. Thanks for your husbands work ethic!
Oh, I feel for you so much. I have been so happily married for 26 years, living and working together, rarely apart. So I feel bad for you first of all because the rarity in which you get to see your husband makes my heart go out to you for that alone, but to then add additional insult to injury by having to worry about him not being able to eat properly.....I would go out of my mind with worry. How do you even cope? You are stronger than me, girl.
Done Natasha :-) Nice to see that you care so much
Why the government doesn’t put an emergency stop to paying bills, mortgages, and rents.
Cause they don't give a fuck about you buddy! Notice how the corporations recieved there trillions with God speed. Now when it comes to helping the people they will have endless debates then go to recess without anything signed.
White people in power #soundsaboutwhite
@@NinjaBunny24 that has nothing to do with race
E Rebull they are for mortgages. That was in the video.....
Well than you should watch some actual news instead of just left wing satire. There is a large help to the US people and small businesses coming from the White house. Infact even the progressives praised Trump (unlike rest of main streem Dems who want to give far less and just be anti Trump). Cuomo, most of the Squad, Andrew yang, etc, even CNN. He activated war time emergency measures. Among which 1000-2000 $ per adult and 500$ per child "free money", stopping mortage payment, paid leave for workers who would get fired (and ofc free healthcare for infected and free testing), private companies to make items that are critically needed under the directive of the government and so on.
"Here is the thing young people need to understand." I would like to replace that with: "Here is the thing stupid people need to understand."
Just check our presidents tan lines and tell me he hasn't been kickin it on the beach!
trump said to practice social distancing, so, crowing up was a must for progressives on the left... if trump says something works, its "bullshit" (though, the fda approved the "bullshit"..but he wont cover that..), if trump says to practice social distancing and things are gonna get bad, then clearly, you have to head to the beach and crowd up, and get on video yelling "Fuck trump" as your underage ass holds up a bottle of beer or similar...
what a sad joke society has become.. bunch of children spreading a deadly virus, and not fearing it because, hell they want to spread "Boomer remover"...though... its removing the Silent Generation, not boomers...but hey..anybody older then them who dosnt agree with them, is a boomer..so yeah...
@@AshenTechDotCom - What??????????????????????????
Corona virus is a total bullshit...
I feel personally victimised that Noah made his corona virus voice British 😂
British, lol he looks like a witch doctor
That's because, in the US, the best movie villains always have a British accent. 😂
Maybe he said it as a joke on how polite it sound in British
“The history of....history”
Accurate things are accurate
Mmmm I'm afraid that history is not accurate because is always told with certain bias, science are exact, it is what it is.
Sky is blue
Accurate things are... things
These videos are getting better each day, it feels like the jokes are now better written for the UA-cam format and Trevor is getting better and better delivering the set with tighter pacing for the camera without a studio audience. Kudos to Trevor and TDS team for adapting!
I still cant get over not having the laugh track/audiance. its so jarring to watch him without a suit and an audiance.
having a laugh track would make the video funnier lol
That's great,yo right
They’re doing a fantastic job.
I'm really proud of Trevor for figuring out UA-cam. My parents barely know how to use the computer.
That's trumpets middle name, my mind went blank and then I burst out laughing. 😂😂
What the young don’t realise is while it may not be too serious for most of them they can become infected and then be infectious but not show any symptoms and give it to their parents, grandparents and other older family members especially if any of them have health issues. It is so important that you don’t miss a spring break even if it risks your family’s health !
Hi so... today is my 15th birthday and I was feeling down because I can't have a party with all my family or presents and my parents are working and I can´t get out of this house and all my friends forgot about it. When I saw the notification for this video, I immediately clicked and watched some more of your shows and as always it made my day, really. You're great at your job because you can always put a smile in my face, even when you're talking about a bad situation. So thank you
Happy birthday!
Inês Gomes happy birthday ❤️💐🎁🎂
Happy Birthday 🎉🎁🎂
happy birthday to you 🌹🌹🌹
Inês Gomes Happy 15th Birthday!! 🎈
“At home, where you should all be. But not in my hone, I don’t have enough snacks-“
Trevor, scoot over. I’m bringing my own snacks. 💖
Speaking of which, did Trevor and his girlfriend break up? He's mentioned that he's alone in his apartment a few times and I'm pretty sure they lived together
@@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep Trevor Noah and Jordyn Taylor broke up back in 2018. He is currently single.
Yay i'm coming over too 🙋♀️
SOCIAL DISTANCING PEOPLE
I wouldn't mind at all. Hey Trevor, I brought cookies, you gotta keep your strength up. 😎
Thank you Trevor for keeping to keep our spirits up. My favorite part was seeing the minister of transport's reaction to the minister of home affairs coughing and commenting on why he started coughing. Lol😂 hilarious. I needed that.
he did not do much for my spirit
Thank you for keeping us laughing. We so need it.
This Daily corona distancing night show w. TN is the best homemade show ever.
I love when you tell jokes and realize there’s no audience and doing meme faces.
I prefer it
It's better than the usual show and worse than any other show.
@@thetruthhasbeendeterminedt742 i love it when he points out trumps bullshit lies.the president chump should just shut up and let the doctors speak.
@@search67brokuntekinte25 Huh, you don't have to listen to him. You can search up doctor's reports. WE HAVE THE INTERNET NOW!
@@bogdanmeoff2399 lol yes we do i like trevor is funny i am not a trump fan i think is a racist moran who is a fountain of bullshit.
Dear Trevor - this is much much much appreciated. Wishing everyone best of health. From Istanbul
Why did i read Trevor as Trump, lol
The incompetent in the WH needs to stand down and let the health care professionals advise us about this emergency. Lies just won't get the job done.
In France and South Korea are using the treatment that Trump says, mr,dumbass
He was reading the 'art' book upside down 🤣🤣
Literally Everryone: Stay in your homes.
Introverts: Years of academy training are about to pay off!
Well I'm both so yay!
"Social Distancing" pfft...I damn near have a doctorate in that
Linny you’ve been heard. I keep you in my prayers 🙏
Ikr i have been a week working from home and never been energized more than ever
😁💯
Trevor's face when jabuki calls him old🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...priceless
taehyung kook that reminded me of alittle kindergarden kid telling their parents: „ yeah your old...*giggle“
Well taehyung, thats the joke
Trevor, I feel you. I'm a 28-year-old who returned to college for my last year of undergrad. I mean, I knew I was slightly older/had more life experience than my Gen Z classmates, but it didn't hit me until we were all evicted--sorry, I mean evacuated--from campus housing 10 days ago. A couple of 22-year-olds told me to stay safe "since [I'm] older." I tried to be polite, but man, I was dying to yell, "I'm only 6 years older than you, you little @#$&s!"
As a 22 year old... I'm sorry fam, we're just mad we get charged extra for rental cars
@@kimberlyw2591 Fair enough! 🤣🤣🤣 It's funny you should bring that up--this trip home was the first time I've been able to rent a car without the surcharge! Hope you're somewhere safe and staying healthy
Can’t stop watching the part he says excuse me sir my name is corona would you mind if I compromise your immune system in that British accent 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Spring breakers: This is messing up my spring break
Corona: Take yo ass home before your next outfit is a toe tag
The News:🎤
this is so dark and I feel bad for laughing
Let nature do it thing and eliminate the stupid people
Those teenagers looked really worn out already.
Darwinism at its best 👍
I dont know who's more ignorant, trump or those millennials
those aren't even teens anymore, just unthoughtful arrogant jokers
Millennial spring breaker: If I get Coronavirus I get Coronavirus.
Coronavirus: Challenge accepted!!!
If I understand the dates for Millenials correctly, we're all out of school. The spring breakers are generation Z.
Yeah it's Gen Z
THEYRE NOT MILLENIALS. MILLENIALS are between like 25 and 40 rn. They're Gen Z.
Learn the difference between Millennials (Gen Y) and Gen Z.
😂 😂 that was hilarious 🤣
This is why I love Trevor Noah, even without feedback from an audience he pushes on and still makes people laugh. Just shows all the work he's put in as a comedian. Keep ot up!
Trevor trying to explain that hes not an old person
Just killed me
His expression is priceless
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL . . . that was hilarious! Jaboukie with his sweet face!
"Corona virus is the Harvey Weinstein of diseases. It does not ask for consent.." 😂😂
The Corona virus doesn't give a crap about any deadlines, Dumbo Trump is trying to give it.
@@funches897 He'll find out how wrong he was eventually, but the cost would be too high.
@Outer Limits That is true. I tell those who call it a hoax to have big rallies every week and sign onto a tracking database to prove it. No one has, but they do wash their hands.
COVID-19, unhappily, also inflicts natural selection on everyone else.
@Outer Limits Then You are out, bye little fucker LOL! Trump 2020!
@@uzmaparveen2540 I thought Harvey Weinstein was accused of quid-pro-quo sexual harassment, rather than rape. What am I missing?
I was just watching _Containment_ on *Netflix* and in the show there was a group of teens that decided to party instead of staying away from people and they caused the disease to spread drastically. Crazy how real that scenario is
So reminiscent of this time.
Can’t wait to watch it thanks
Aren't there spring breakers at the bitch in florida right now?
Art imitating life
“We’re on the sand, and there’s a limited amount of door knobs” 😂😂
Pure madness, he's lucky breathing is involuntary!
Yeah, still lots of body fluids flying around tho
Imanie Chantel that guy's a doorknob!
Scary. 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
That dude looked 45 years old. He had more gray in his facial hair than dark hairs
I live for each and every single show you put out. Through all my anxiety you manage to make me laugh while keeping me informed. LOVE YOU!!!
except he has an enormous bias and is about as factual as CNN
Trevor thank you so much for a voice of humor and sanity in this unprecedented time.
I love Trevor’s face while Jaboukie was talking and I kept thinking how cute they are like older brother to younger brother.
These two are so cute together! They crack me up.
"Nobody's ever heard of this before." He sure says that a lot.
gorams csu in record breaking numbers 👐🏻
Literally, China was doing the exact same fight one month ago. Yet no lessons learned
gorams csu Everytime trump says “nobody ever heard...” that means trump has never heard. He’s dumb as a rock and has never been officially educated about anything 😡😩
If you just listening to fox news i guess no one have head it
Cheez_Quesadilla I’m in foco just a few minutes away!🍻🍻.
Excellent! One thing I’m enjoying is seeing the homes all these comics live in. Beautiful digs Trevor! You’re missed & greatly appreciated!
I was a little mad they did not offer the show to Sam Bee, but in hindsight I was being sexist. “They should let a girl do it.” But Trevor, you are an excellent fit, and a crazy talented man. Her show works perfectly for her & is killing it! More power to Sam. I think you were an obvious perfect fit for the Daily Show.
Dang, I love you, Trevor!
I’m glad Trevor remembers what it’s like for the rest of us who can’t afford credit card fees and going hungry. He’s been there🇿🇦 Trevor for Pres
That moment when u realize ur daily lifestyle is actually called "quarantine".
Right?!?! Corona ain't gonna keep us down.
LtdEcho
"Hello!!"😮🤔😌😁😁
How original
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Maybe the spring breakers should look at the amount of twenty somethings that have already died of the Corona virus.
Even doctors that took up the most stringent precautions, are now dead.
Don't come to my state and start slinging viruses all over the place, asshole!
How would you like it, if I went to your granny's nursing home and started doing the same? Inconsiderate prick.
"Excuse me Sir, my name is corona. Would you mind if I comprise your immune system"?
The government should be paying for this, citizens should not be taking care of other citizens in this way, that’s one of the main points of the government
I believe that's why some parents are going prison for trying to bribe schools for their kids to get into college, being dumb is real.
@Maria Lewis But there's actually a cure for that.
Fortnite Freebies A bullet
Show us how smart you are and go open the eyes of law makers and have them forgive these shit loans they've yolked kids with.
Olivia fuck no they asked for it
@@OneDude7745 what is it
As a 23 year old, I appreciate the messaging about the spring breakers so much. I was beginning to think maybe I was a being too hard on my peers for telling them to stop being selfish, brats. I get it. I have had spring break plans spoiled too. It sucks, but a pandemic sucks more. 🤷🏾♀️
Also it’s not just the college kids. There are people over 30 who are being just as careless about this pandemic. It’s sad.
People have unleashed the worst in themselves in the past century. Morals and values have been abondoned and having no faith has been glorified with arrogance. The only thing that our creator wanted was for us to turn to Him, abandon our arrogance and bring out the best in us but we chose to mock our creator's commandments and idolize material things and our own desires. All that is happening right now is just a wakeup call. I recommend listening to Hamza Yusuf's lectures.
@@TurkiyeLove dude please stop using this pandemic to spread your BS religion. We do not need god in this time.
We need scientists and doctors who went to real school and studied real FACTS to help us.
@@ChampionElCid We need God as much as we need science. What we fail to realize is that science and God are inseparable. We have constantly glorified our intellectual aspect while denying our spiritual aspect in the last decade. Abondonment of spirituality altogether has made us become a selfish, greedy, self-destructive and depressed society. Science can only show us how the universe works but it cannot show us why or how it came into being in the first place. God invites us in His last revelation (Quran) after the Torah and the Bible to use our intellectual aspect to observe the universe and find out how it works while also seeing the deeper meaning and reason behind things with our spiritual aspect.
69 likes ima make it 70. 6ix9ine
Enjoy and love you Trevor. Stay safe OK!
*The "just to be clear" part kills me dead. **4:13*
"I'm not gonna let Corona stop me from partying" I'm now imagining that dude partying with a terrible fever and trembling all over the place as if that's possible
I'm concerned about that red patch on his face. Did he get socked? Sunburn? Rosacea (too young...)? Starter Gin Blossoms? His immune system already seems to be challenged.
Worse, these morons end up as carriers to infect others.
The walking dead lol
Fuck that spring break punk. Hope he chokes on his corona.
@@Pro_M more like walking duchebags.
EVERYONE KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO BE BAD. everyone with a brain, who listens to those who know wtf they're talking about.
Donald tDUMP tried to deflect his INCOMPETENCE AND INEPTITUDE by blaming the Press, Chinese and Democrats. Donald tDUMP if you can’t do your job you quit and let somebody take over because Americans are dying.
I have to admit that I didn't know that it was going to be that bad at the start, when I listened to the news about China tourists stuck at Haneda airport.
Me:: "It's just another type of flu, no worries, they're overreacting."
1 month later............
I came here from a livestream of the great orange, giving himself an f-ing medal for finally following doctors recommendations regarding Corona and it's so good to see you Trevor, from your couch, making jokes, reading history books about history books, so thank you
Omg thanks for this cutie pie! I was feeling like .. if I don’t get out of this house .. than you popped up on my utube!! So funny I almost peed myself! 😀
I think we should all play a very competitive game called "who can #stayinside the longest"
I have not left my house since Sunday evening at 930 pm.
I haven't left my house since Saturday night...
#STAYVIRUSFREE
Give up. I know some losers who basically haven't left their bedrooms in years. Like seriously, 30+ year old guys who live with their mom and only come out of the house at night to go to the store for 10 minutes. No job, no friends, no life. It's sad.
i already won this game by not leaving my house for almost a whole year straight so far
It's too difficult to understand why no measures were taken in the beginning and too much time was wasted to deceive the people instead of fighting the epidemic
Because some of A people are idiots, I warn them 2 months before but no one listen to me, So they deserve it today, and also they should get more and more and more
Because they worried that acknowledging the problem would “look bad” for his re-election campaign this November 🙄 seriously. He was worried about the election instead of people DYING!
Its a time we come along together and help each other and donate what we can to pass this problem.
the overdraft fee thing had me dying😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
The daily social distancing show is the only thing getting me through this virus.
omg... that moment when jaboukie calls Trevor "old people"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 his expression... too priceless..💕. hahhahahaha
That's a running gag on the show and it's always funny!
The saddest part about this is an old couple in my state of Arizona actually drank what they thought was Hydroxychloroquine and one of them died! This just goes to show that people believe what they see on tv without question.....
Thank God you’re here, Trevor!
Might have helped if trump didnt fire the pandemic team in 2018. Everybody except trump knew about the crisis in january/february. Trump said it was a hoax up until last week 🤐
You cant fix stupid.
Video says it all, on UA-cam from 2018 Trump tells reporter he has to disband cdc officials, he says they are not needed since there is no evidence of pandemic, and the government will save lots of money. it's like saying we don't need a fire station until there is a fire, so we'll close them up and save money so when a fire happens, we'll open some fire stations and hire some people to work out of them.
he knows, just don't care
Insider Trading, for human lives said view, UA-cam TYT.
When Trump's lies are getting more outrageous, it means the situation is getting worse
Eh he's not doing a terrible job. Could be worse.
Hes not doing terrible, hes ACTING terrible. Hes so fake, like this whole give america s cheques thing.. all due to election. Hes so transparent.
@TJ Murphy damn you don't gotta get toxic my guy. Italy got his hard and so did china. Korea managed to get on this virus pretty fast. We're copying Koreas strategy. Yes we may be behind on testing but we're getting there. You just gotta have hope man. Btw I'm asian and that comment about my "dim" eyes is triggering and racist.
That end clip took me out😂😂😂😂
I can't with out ministers🤣😂😂😂😂 Aaron just coughed and Fikile is there like "angsab niks!! Angsabi n**** man!!!"
“I’m just trying to get drunk before everything closes!!!”
“I’m not going to let Coronavirus stop me from partying.”
Your parents must be so proud... 😒😒😒
Whitney Elizabeth
Future Matt Gaetz in-training
Don't forget the corona beer!😆
That guy have the potential to be a future president of your country!!
You'll see.. 🧐
Tickle Pink
Right now they're heading for Corona with a little *Extra* and I don't mean beer...
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But, but he looked already drunk
I donated trevor! Dont forget the children also stuck home with abusive parents that dont have their safe place anymore(school).
I cant stop thinking about just that! Domestic violence, locked in with their abusers!
Tony Gil I just realized how right you are. 😞
That's why I made sure my kids are with me and not with their crazy momma and her 10 boyfriends lol
@@samuelpena3195 Good thinking
@@TheBeverly7 thanks
Omg trevor you were reading it upside down 😂😂
“I’m not old. I always tell you this” 😂😂😂😂😂
I wonder if he's even wearing pants...
He's wearing black pants I think 🤔
I sign up for voluntarily to check. Trevor, call me. Ok? XX
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I'm sorry. I was the 70th like
Now you got me wondering if he's actually wearing pants lol
A N Y How pathetic how our lives become , that we wonder if talk show hosts are wearing pants! LMAO ! This could become a thread!
“Nobody knew there’d be a pandemic.”
Bill Gates: “I FEEL LIKE I’M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!!”
Than why did the WHO organization wait sooo long to declare it a pandemic? Trump is not a doctor or a virologist, he listens to what the WHO organization says like every other leader of a country, but its his fault right? Get a brain dude
@@robertdecker5503 This only proves that YOU are the one with no brain. SIGH
@@robertdecker5503 If the president knows nothing more than official announcements from organizations and companies, what's the point of even having such a position in the government???
@@robertdecker5503 I think his TED talk about the western world being unprepared for an epidemic is a few years old by now, or did he say something recently?
@@hc3733 all presidents rely on government agencies in charge of these things. America has the CDC. the world has the WHO. Never been a president who didnt have to rely on these agencies. Never. But your emotional compromised because its Trump and its horrifically obvious. Do you even know how governments work? Im guessing no
France, Belgium, China, and South Korea are all currently using it as a treatment. Once it gets approved for treatment by the FDA are you gonna make a retraction statement?
Your Great Trevor ! Always enjoy you !
I'm one of the college students who's actually taking this seriously. It is so sad to see other people my age who aren't being smart about this.
Smh,💯
@@spoonspoon3826 thank you for caring
Same had to cancel a mountain biking trip because of this.
He is one of the few nighttime comedians who is able to be entertaining without an audience,
John Oliver did great too, but it's still odd watching it with nobody else laughing.
i laugh more watching fish swim around an aquarium than I do this idiot
@Mr V interestingly enough I'll be doing that tomorrow morning at 10 am.
And also the only one China uses on social media as anti american propaganda to discredit us.
@Mr V I disagree! Colbert's jokes are a bit more subtle. Not for everyone...
Hello from the Netherlands,Trevor is making it easy for men to understand the Corona virus. And making me happy white locked up in my house.
“Everybody’s got a different corona struggle”!😹😹😹😹😹