"50% germ free " "I was lying your jaw is just normal" "I consider acne the braille of the face" "Put on chapstick that's what it tore" "We don't keep band aids we are too poor here" "let me count the pulse inside your noise" "I have to keep this glove sanitary for the next person" -the poor face doktor
I love the attitude she has in this. It's like shes thinking: *I wasted 12 years of my life in medical school to determine what any functioning human being who has watched Sesame Street growing up can determine in 10 seconds.*
"Some might argue that you have a third eye in your forehead, I would argue their on drugs, and I would usually be correct" -A Facial Examiner (Excuse me a face examinist)
I must say as a sufferer of adult acne myself, I love the idea of it being known as 'Alien Braille / Braille of the Face'. I love that you came up with that tangent and train of thought so quickly. Well done. I never thought I'd actually feel happy to have adult acne; but that comment really put a smile on my face (interspersed with jawline pimples, haha). :)
9:50 Angelica:Okay so now I just want you to like widen your mouth like this Me:I-I don’t think I can do tha- Agelica:You know what I’ll just move the skin Me:Wait wha- Angelica:How far can you go, how far can you go, how far can you go Me:I feel like you broke my mouth at this point but- Angelica:Okay that’s pretty darn far. Now there is a little bit of blood and that’s probably because I made a tear in your skin Me:So now I’m the joker, or what’s going on here Angelica:Just put on chapstick that’s why it happened anyways Me:...Okay then....just...okay....
I'm only past 50 seconds and already feel terrible because I forgot my appointment at the hairdresser this week. I'm glad I got another 20 minutes of your soothing voice to help me get over it :D
how she doesn't flinch let alone laugh at her own jokes is beyond me! I'll be tryna sleep and then burst out laughing instead -- angelica has created humourous relaxation and i love it
Your amazing ability to create and bring to life these characters is absolutely astounding and watching is like magic! Thank you for another amazing video 😊🎀🌸🌷💖⚜️ xx
SOMEHOW your hilarious and relaxing at the same time. Usually someone would be really funny and make you laugh but it wouldn't be relaxing or they'd be relaxing and quiet but a bit dull. You however are just awsome.🙃
I just stumbled upon this video even tho I’m quite late to watch and this is the first video from your channel and I just wanted to say. That’s one the funniest damn asmr videos I’ve seen 😂
I legit can’t stop watching this
Gibi ASMR wasgood blood
Hi Gibi!
Gibi ASMR I love you!!💕🤩
Same its so addictive for some reason
GIBI!
I don't think anyone will ever blend comedy and ASMR as well as Angelica.
tannerpickle no one can, she has a special unique talent
Ikr! No one does it like Angelic!
Haha I also came here to say it's a tie between her and Southern. Both amazingly funny while still tingle-inducing.
tannerpickle Ephemeral Rift. Slim Whispers
The Chonga girls and fruitypoppin/ pika pika bitch girl
"50% germ free "
"I was lying your jaw is just normal"
"I consider acne the braille of the face"
"Put on chapstick that's what it tore"
"We don't keep band aids we are too poor here"
"let me count the pulse inside your noise"
"I have to keep this glove sanitary for the next person"
-the poor face doktor
ᒪOᒪ " I ᕼᗩᐯE TO KEEᑭ TᕼEᔕE GᒪOᐯE ᑕᒪEᗩᑎ ᖴOᖇ TᕼE ᑎE᙭T ᑭEᖇᔕOᑎ "
"I'm basically a real estate for the face."
“ íՏ Եհɑե վօմɾ ӏҽցɑӏ ղɑʍҽ ?"
"ℑ 𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡 𝔞𝔯𝔤𝔲𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔡𝔯𝔲𝔤𝔰...𝔞𝔫𝔡 ℑ'𝔡 𝔟𝔢 𝔠𝔬𝔯𝔯𝔢𝔠𝔱."
Yep that IS a bridge. You can easily be transported from your eyebrows straight off a cliff. ,😂
"Acne is the Braille of your face" MY GOD I LOVE THIS WOMAN
Liz J IT SEEMS MY FACE IS THE ENTIRETY OF WAR AND PEACE THEN
xXCamicakeXx SAME
@@xxcamicakexx4727 I-
My acne says kill me
I was about to fall asleep until she said “ears: the feet of your face” and I got up so quickly
Gisela Martinez
lmao
but is she wrong
LMFAOOOO
“I don’t know my left from my right. I’m a doctor, not a real estate agent.”
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Hahahah
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"I'm basically a real estate for the face"
Make up your mind Angelica :0
I AM DEAD
900th like XD
@@artisticfur6499 *I T ' S F R E E R E A L E S T A T E*
“My nose is a-cute” was so adorable
I legit can't stop laughing to this
Me too lol
My Eyeballs! D:
*hand with glove on*
This hand has never touched anyone's face. This hand on the other hand...
*puts hands together*
Me: NO!! 😲😂
“Now lemme see your eyebrows.. almost nonexistent. Wow” this was too real I’m sobbing
When she said 'except your eyebrows which were not in attendance' I was like 'you really had to go there'... :D
"Sometimes people throw nicknames at me and I'm like 'Excuse me, we're not friends'."
That is literally a m o o d
Shit who else had to go all the way back home and call her to make an appointment?
NoahNeverSleeps no
NoahNeverSleeps not me
NoahNeverSleeps shit i did
I didnt have an appointment I stayed anyway tho
Me 😩
I love the attitude she has in this. It's like shes thinking:
*I wasted 12 years of my life in medical school to determine what any functioning human being who has watched Sesame Street growing up can determine in 10 seconds.*
when she spends like 20 minutes talking about alien acne braille
Angelica, you are wonderfully crazy.
You got your second
you got cha third 🥳
You now have your fourth 🤠
U got cha fifth
You got your sixth!
STOP LOOKING AT THE COMMENTS AND GO TO SLEEP
Don't tell me what to do!!!
what if I said no
I
Mean
Uhm
*no*
*no as in no one asked my opinion*
NO
Dont tell me what to do mom!!
Your Right tho
I'm trying!
"Potato head or Picasso wannabe's"
U just described my every feature in five words....smh
You okay?
You okay?
You okay?
You okay?
You okay?
Angelica: *inspects nose* two holes! Let me put my fingers in them
I broke at that line haha
when she started couting i died
I lost it lol
"Some might argue that you have a third eye in your forehead, I would argue their on drugs, and I would usually be correct"
-A Facial Examiner
(Excuse me a face examinist)
I feel like you could be 16 but also could be 25 I have no idea
Swizzl Godso YES
Perhap she's twenty sixteen.
@@wolfiehampton727 i'm cackling
Im thinkin' 18 or 19, maybe even 20
People tell me this too, all the time. XD
This video is funny af. Imma subscribe because she very hilarious and relaxing.
Yep.... that's a bridge....
You can easily be transported from your eyebrows off a cliff
I'M HOLLERING
yeet falsettos n shit 👀👀thats a nice icon u have there 👀👀
Nobody:
Angelica: *aha, m e d I c a l j o k e s*
"And I don't need any more disorder in my life"
Me: I'm sorry about your divorce.
*don’t you love it when facial examinists count your pulse for an entire minute through your nose*
"Thats about 7 inches" damn girl u examining a snake?
Rae Hall
Read your comment without any sort of context
Rae Hall ahem 🍆
My poor poor mind
*cough* tds
Oh man.
I must say as a sufferer of adult acne myself, I love the idea of it being known as 'Alien Braille / Braille of the Face'. I love that you came up with that tangent and train of thought so quickly. Well done. I never thought I'd actually feel happy to have adult acne; but that comment really put a smile on my face (interspersed with jawline pimples, haha). :)
Me: Oh my god, help me I just got stabbed, I'm gonna die!
Her: okay but DO U HAVE AN APPOINTMENT?!?!
I fucking love your videos. They never fail to make me laugh and relax at the same time. Thank you! 💜
"oh tahts just the devil"
Me: **invites friends over**
Friends: wHTS TAHT sound?
Me: oh thAT? THATS just the devi;
9:50
Angelica:Okay so now I just want you to like widen your mouth like this
Me:I-I don’t think I can do tha-
Agelica:You know what I’ll just move the skin
Me:Wait wha-
Angelica:How far can you go, how far can you go, how far can you go
Me:I feel like you broke my mouth at this point but-
Angelica:Okay that’s pretty darn far. Now there is a little bit of blood and that’s probably because I made a tear in your skin
Me:So now I’m the joker, or what’s going on here
Angelica:Just put on chapstick that’s why it happened anyways
Me:...Okay then....just...okay....
This is just...magical. The ghost of rage in your eyes when you were talking about appointments is too relatable.
9:39 7 inches?!?! If you think about it you'd have to be Pennywise to ooen your mouth that wide
Holy hecc
Im sobbing the whole beginning was such a mood.
It took me the whole video to realize her glasses are glassless
I'm only past 50 seconds and already feel terrible because I forgot my appointment at the hairdresser this week. I'm glad I got another 20 minutes of your soothing voice to help me get over it :D
Nobody expects The Facial Examinist!
atticstattic AH no one expects the spanish inquisition!!!
"It's just empty .. like my soul"
I'm died 😂😂
I LOVE it when Angelica adds comedic elements in her videos
14:56 I’m not even joking I fell off my bed laughing because I have ginger hair and blonde eyebrows and everyone says they’re non existent 🤣
"I think it's acute... my nose is A-CUTE." 😉 You slay me.
I just really love that star in the thumbnail..
how she doesn't flinch let alone laugh at her own jokes is beyond me! I'll be tryna sleep and then burst out laughing instead -- angelica has created humourous relaxation and i love it
omg i love me some very funny asmr that doesnt put me to sleep but put me in a good mood
I love how she's basically the most sarcastic doctor I've ever heard
Your amazing ability to create and bring to life these characters is absolutely astounding and watching is like magic! Thank you for another amazing video 😊🎀🌸🌷💖⚜️ xx
i absolutely love angelica's subtle comedy
7 inches, wtf, what am I fucking stephen king's IT?
TheOfficialPastry glad I'm not the only one who seemed that was a bit odd, lol
TheOfficialPastry
The new or the old one ?
“not only making but keeping an appointment! takes talent” Wow i absolutely love 😭😭
be still, my beating nose-heart.
This comment is so underrated 😂
The dry humor is what make these so enjoyable and unique 😂💕
This is one of my favorite of Angelica’s videos. I can never fall asleep to it because it makes me laugh too hard but it’s a great way to relax myself
"Excuse me we're not friends" ME AF
This unbelievably talented woman will win an oscar some day.
I’m absolutely high out of my mind and I can’t decide if this is calming or terrifying. It’s a roller coaster rn and I love it. I think.
Ooooooohhhh my goooooddddddddd it got better
“people throw nicknames at me and i’m like ‘excuse me we’re not friends’”
i love you angelica💕💞💕
I love the sound of your voice 😍😊
Other ASMR tingles my brain....Angelica tingles my heart
The intro is me when someone unexpected enters my life 😂😂😂😂😂
You got your first reply and like by the same person. Good for you :)
@@krismindscape thanks lol
Raiah Bean no problem I guess
Honestly the best asmr video ever 😂
“We need you to have one nose, two eyes- we’re flexible on that” 😂😂😂😂😂
If there ever was a society of face examinists, Angelica would still be the craziest member
Some people just have a natural, easy charisma.
Is it ASMRmas ? 😭 We're blessed 😌
I don't even get asmr tingles, but you are just delightful.
your chaotic, slightly menacing, horror film energy is what I live for ♥️
OH MY GOD! This is what I talk about with my friends xD I can't even stop watching it!
SOMEHOW your hilarious and relaxing at the same time. Usually someone would be really funny and make you laugh but it wouldn't be relaxing or they'd be relaxing and quiet but a bit dull. You however are just awsome.🙃
Paragraph made out of your acne :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
omg im laughing my ass off
wow this actually taught me you can feel my pulse from my nose i feel enlightened holy god
Wow.... her acting... like.. idk... i really love it. ASMR at its best.
This could be a character in A Series of Unfortunate Events. So wonderful!
the only problem is, i’m trying to sleep but angelica is stopping that by making me laugh. i’m trying to sleep woman!
7:46 overthinking be like this for me everyday of my life
“that takes talent”
finally I have a talent
i feel like she lowkey bashing someone she hates in this video
Only gods have the guts to not make an appointment
Your voice is so soothing
Omg that intro was hilarious 😂
Thank you for acknowledging the opposite of my unibrow
Alien Braille! Now I wish it was true.
You deserve more subscribers, omg you are talented!!!
I aint gonna lie she sounds so agressive and i love it "DO YOU HAVE AN OPPOINTMENT!? NO!? THEN LEAVE. IF YOU DO im so proud of you 😀"
Favorite lines in this one
"KRCHUH"
*loud whirring* "that's just the Devil"
And "two ears... two of them. You must be rich."
I have watched you videos for a while and this video is my favourite by far
I think I've found my ultimate anxiety medicine, this is somehow both relaxing and hilarious!
It's hard to sleep when you keep making me laugh
Your sarcasm is my favorite tingle.
I think you are my favorite ASMRtist
I love this channel to bits
Helps me feel happier so i have sleep better
I made it to “Almost made me bleed my own blood” before breaking down laughing.
I almost fell asleep at school in a ball under a blanket, a winter jacket with my hoodie on and back pack as a pillow
I peep that Jim Morrison poster 😇 been binging your vids for days now 😅
I just stumbled upon this video even tho I’m quite late to watch and this is the first video from your channel and I just wanted to say. That’s one the funniest damn asmr videos I’ve seen 😂
"started from the bottom now your there" I hollered 😲🤣
hahahaha 0:58 that facee im dead lmao
im just mesmerized by her beauty
You’re hilarious 🤣I’m getting all the tingles but I can’t relax because I can’t stop watching and laughing.
I don't know if that alien braille rant was improvised or not but thATS A MOOD
When she was ranting about the appointments I was dying of laughter 😂😂
i literally love u angelica