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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
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  • @thyst7014
    @thyst7014 2 роки тому +8103

    I can't believe Charlie doesn't even have to show anything new or interesting in the title or thumbnail, we just trust him.

    • @merlenclownshuffles
      @merlenclownshuffles 2 роки тому +61

      XD he dosnt lie, HE TRULY IS A AMAZING ACTOR.

    • @blipblop1112
      @blipblop1112 2 роки тому +17

      He just get tired of using photoshop, i might be wrong. Who knows?

    • @jhsrt985
      @jhsrt985 2 роки тому +9

      We sure do🅿️, he's earned it🏆🥇🥋🤴
      🆓️🆓️🆓️🥇🥇

    • @pepesilvia429
      @pepesilvia429 2 роки тому +57

      I usually just skip a few seconds, if its a speedrun I skip and if its a Moist E Sports I skip. I'm here for the real commentary, his bored rambles about nothing when he checks the chat every three minutes

    • @Ecliptor.
      @Ecliptor. 2 роки тому +1

      @@pepesilvia429 yep, same

  • @scazab6408
    @scazab6408 2 роки тому +101

    Imagine walking through the city and seeing someone just taking a picture of poop laying on the street

    • @williamquirion572
      @williamquirion572 2 роки тому +11

      As opposed to watching someone poop in the street.

    • @BeretBay
      @BeretBay 2 роки тому +3

      @@williamquirion572 It would be a win in my book.

    • @Eldritch-1
      @Eldritch-1 2 роки тому +2

      Imagine seeing the person taking the sht? them turds is angry!!!!

  • @rollerskdude
    @rollerskdude 2 роки тому +8

    I can imagine home garden owners going around with bags using this website and getting a hold of a lot of fertilizer.

  • @HamSammichOG
    @HamSammichOG 2 роки тому +85

    You know it's bad when you have a Floridian making fun of how much shit is in that city's streets

    • @Barndollar98
      @Barndollar98 2 роки тому +23

      We do not have shit in the streets of Florida lmao. Even in bad areas. The homeless population is extremely low here

    • @FTChomp9980
      @FTChomp9980 2 роки тому +8

      Florida is more clean because we got Alligators over here,Meanwhile California is just disgusting.

    • @malikturner187
      @malikturner187 2 роки тому +2

      @@FTChomp9980 Alligators eat 💩? 🤣

    • @gaspachoo5046
      @gaspachoo5046 2 роки тому

      @@malikturner187 no, they eat the homeless people.

    • @dantethedorito9748
      @dantethedorito9748 2 роки тому

      Yes.

  • @grandaltis
    @grandaltis 2 роки тому +123

    the fact that the shit radar is thing that exists within the confines of space-time proves we are in a timeline

    • @kbxbrdr
      @kbxbrdr 2 роки тому

      That makes zero sense

    • @TheLastApostle
      @TheLastApostle 2 роки тому +4

      Were always in a timeline in all circumstances. Think maybe you meant to say were in the worst timeline?

    • @kbxbrdr
      @kbxbrdr 2 роки тому +1

      @@TheLastApostle right

    • @HeartLancer
      @HeartLancer 2 роки тому

      THIS timeline has flaming hot cool ranch !!!

    • @grandaltis
      @grandaltis 2 роки тому +2

      @@TheLastApostle we live in a T I M E L I N E

  • @mattayalynn4050
    @mattayalynn4050 4 місяці тому

    Imagine being a supervisor and just taking a dook on the sidewalk, snapping a pic and reporting it. “Supervisor 9 has been working over time , shit…”

  • @Amutsuri
    @Amutsuri 2 роки тому +108

    Damn, good thing that map exists, stepping in that is gonna be a shitty situation

  • @pogolaugh
    @pogolaugh 2 роки тому

    Im guessing the park had little reports because there is actually public restrooms there. And everywhere else you have to buy something to use a bathroom. The city should really use this data to see where they need to build new public restrooms.

  • @isometimestrytodothings2375
    @isometimestrytodothings2375 Рік тому +1

    i just watched over 16 minutes of someone trying to locate sh!t. i feel complete

  • @kukky22
    @kukky22 2 роки тому +15

    “Friendly UAV, in the air!”

  • @blackiechan159
    @blackiechan159 2 роки тому +20

    Twitch chat: “If you click the url it shows you the Shi-“
    Charlie: “…alright lemme take a peek”

  • @jamesdriscoll9302
    @jamesdriscoll9302 Рік тому +1

    When my family visited San Francisco a year ago, my brother slipped in a homeless man’s diarrhea. Needless to say this would’ve been helpful.

  • @daran7146
    @daran7146 2 роки тому +1

    there are people out there listing charlie thanking subscribers for 3 seconds as advertisement on sponsorblock lmfao

  • @CountZakula
    @CountZakula 2 роки тому

    Yeah I had this App in 2014 when I lived there right on Market st while going to the Art Institute SF, Theres so much crap its easy to miss it, and sometimes it blocks ur path entirely so u gotta skip some streets.

  • @VictorGreed0
    @VictorGreed0 2 роки тому +2

    6:21 this is where Amber Turd lives Lmao

  • @icebrew
    @icebrew 2 роки тому +6

    I Imagine that it's someones full time job to walk around and take pictures of human feces

  • @hadlebergensis8207
    @hadlebergensis8207 2 роки тому

    glad to learn about this only two weeks before a visit to san francisco

  • @vespasxl
    @vespasxl 7 місяців тому

    1:26 "Zoom in" The Moment he knew, he fkd up 😂

  • @zuckuss3808
    @zuckuss3808 2 роки тому

    For those wondering if you go to google maps to the location on haight and clayton there's a bus in the way so you can't see the door

  • @cashhszn
    @cashhszn Рік тому +1

    charlie really became batman while searching for shit 😭

  • @constantinbarisone7050
    @constantinbarisone7050 2 роки тому +30

    I too cannot believe Charlie exists we are truly blessed to have modern jesus upload frequently

    • @forgivezharion6989
      @forgivezharion6989 2 роки тому +2

      Ratio + yb better + I didn’t ask + this u 🤓🤓👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍💻👶🏽👨🏼‍💻

  • @seanreed9999
    @seanreed9999 2 роки тому

    “A drone strike of poop”. That give me an idea..

  • @T.C.M.Y.T
    @T.C.M.Y.T 2 роки тому

    6:47 is my fav part!

  • @QtheLaserDude
    @QtheLaserDude 2 роки тому

    I live in an apartment complex that allows animals. I have no issue with this. I have two cats. That said, nobody picks up after their dogs outside. There are two childrens playgrounds that most parents can't let their kids play on because the dog owners don't pick up after their dogs. It really makes me mad. The complex is aware of the issue, but don't punish the owners (the lease says there are fines for not picking up after your animal, and there are signs everywhere outside). Instead, they try to tackle and control the problem with lawnmowers. They sweep it up with ridable mowers. It doesn't work. You ever hear the phrase 'shit hit the fan'? Picture that. It just sprayws absolutely everywhere. I have scraped dog turds off my window before. I want out of this apartment complex so bad but it's not reasonabl to move out with the income I make. This place would make the poop map look sad. It

  • @benxenos9875
    @benxenos9875 2 роки тому +1

    I'm from San fran. This vid somehow undersells the problem. I DARE yall to look up what they have to do to clean the BART terminal escalators 🥴
    (Homeless ppl shit on the moving escalators, the poop is deposited underneeth- kinda like a shit conveyer belt!)

  • @yohannas9657
    @yohannas9657 2 роки тому

    Really thought he was gonna say ‘and they just report it to the poo-lice?’

  • @quinnrooney4001
    @quinnrooney4001 2 роки тому

    Nice Easter egg next to the mattress!

  • @gothica3605
    @gothica3605 2 роки тому

    Cities use to be the ideal places to live. Now they’re the aftermath of anarchy

  • @RyanV-sg8bu
    @RyanV-sg8bu 2 роки тому

    If u go next to sunset district to hawk open space above that is a photo of a dead rat

  • @Roise699
    @Roise699 2 роки тому +6

    The fact that there's that much shit in certain areas is honestly satisfying.

  • @victorcarnicero6315
    @victorcarnicero6315 2 роки тому +1

    Jim Lahey would be proud of the shit radar

  • @nathan9901
    @nathan9901 2 роки тому +1

    6:41 I imagine the only way to know for sure would be if you took the shit yourself

  • @JerseyTeal
    @JerseyTeal 2 роки тому +2

    I don’t know how you’ve done it but I’ve been watching you for a decade. Love you forever.

  • @ChuuniVT
    @ChuuniVT 2 роки тому +17476

    "Zoom in" Those were the words that changed Charlie's life forever

    • @forgivezharion6989
      @forgivezharion6989 2 роки тому +27

      Ratio + yb better + I don’t argue with little baby’s + this u 🤓🤓👶🏽👶🏽👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍💻

    • @micahbell4774
      @micahbell4774 2 роки тому +781

      @@forgivezharion6989 L ratio

    • @QUISSul
      @QUISSul 2 роки тому +7

      🤣🤣

    • @Iianator
      @Iianator 2 роки тому

      @@forgivezharion6989 POV: No bitches + no father + bozo + l clown

    • @sanriobraincell
      @sanriobraincell 2 роки тому +105

      he was only one *OOHhohOh* away from the street moisture hitting critikal.

  • @zekayman
    @zekayman 2 роки тому +2627

    1950's: We're gonna have flying cars in the 2000's!
    2022: Electronic shit map

    • @_letstartariot
      @_letstartariot 2 роки тому +21

      Thanks this made me laugh from the belly.

    • @Fo__Sho_
      @Fo__Sho_ 2 роки тому +10

      Shit meme, flying cars would be horrible...

    • @factsgod968
      @factsgod968 2 роки тому

      Stream Young Loud.

    • @aj9969
      @aj9969 2 роки тому +13

      Something is flying, and it ain't cars.

    • @pep4338
      @pep4338 2 роки тому +1

      @@factsgod968 stream these nuts

  • @Viraxian
    @Viraxian 2 роки тому +2910

    Charlie: observes a poop map of San Francisco
    UA-cam: *ah yes this sounds like the perfect thing to be trending on gaming*

    • @sanriobraincell
      @sanriobraincell 2 роки тому

      I guess it *IS* Turded Geoguessr.
      is that the double streaker ? Looks like we're in Clinton Park.

    • @Thanadeez
      @Thanadeez 2 роки тому +30

      my fav game

    • @BigFatNut69
      @BigFatNut69 2 роки тому +5

      @@Thanadeez fr

    • @victorgamez8885
      @victorgamez8885 2 роки тому +21

      Poomon Go

    • @sanriobraincell
      @sanriobraincell 2 роки тому +6

      @@victorgamez8885 genuinely waiting for this to happen; Charlie trying to log the San Fran pookemons before they're removed.
      *Diseases: Gotta Catch Em' All!*
      *NEW Pookemon (Got to) Go.*

  • @videocritic2463
    @videocritic2463 2 роки тому +2950

    When he zoomed in on the map i felt the same disturbance in the force he did.

    • @gooeyboy706
      @gooeyboy706 2 роки тому +15

      Vort's themed started playing in my room and I'm scared.

    • @frankuraku5622
      @frankuraku5622 2 роки тому +3

      It was my breakfast's greatest moment.

    • @msthecommentator2863
      @msthecommentator2863 2 роки тому +4

      **Great mighty poo theme starts** 💩💩💩

    • @beefcupcakes5959
      @beefcupcakes5959 2 роки тому +3

      I went to the website and it's so much worse now

  • @ino7604
    @ino7604 2 роки тому +4236

    I visited San Francisco recently and I can confirm there is legit human shit all over the place it's pretty disgusting. Me and my friend wanted to walk around looking up at all the buildings but you had to keep your eyes on the sidewalk to make sure you didn't step in shit. Sometimes we'd get brave and look up at the buildings and we called it playing "San Francisco Roulette " lol

    • @professor.donut24
      @professor.donut24 2 роки тому +38

      🤣🤣

    • @venomsymbiote6003
      @venomsymbiote6003 2 роки тому +110

      Accurate as hell

    • @jaylenbrown8992
      @jaylenbrown8992 2 роки тому +158

      Yeah I lives there in a pretty bad neighborhood and people were pooping on the street all the time

    • @kavalogue
      @kavalogue 2 роки тому +138

      Im in Europe. I've never been to San Francisco. Not even America itself. But I have seen and continue to see vidoes of people shitting in the streets there. It's no joke thats for sure

    • @timshaw516
      @timshaw516 2 роки тому +32

      I'm from Australia, are there any theories as to why?

  • @brizwastakened
    @brizwastakened 2 роки тому +9412

    EDP probably doing them himself and then posting it on the map to reflect a little on the past

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi 2 роки тому +6

      Dont read my name 😑

    • @volshebnik8976
      @volshebnik8976 2 роки тому

      *I MAKE SOOOOO AWESOME CONTENT*
      .

    • @deleted-user-82u3ht92
      @deleted-user-82u3ht92 2 роки тому +55

      @@MbitaChizi plz stop

    • @jdubc2927
      @jdubc2927 2 роки тому

      @𝕀 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝕜𝕚𝕕𝕤 by looking at your name i can tell your content is no where near as good as Charlie's content

    • @PLK123
      @PLK123 2 роки тому +76

      Y'all are such bad self promoters lmaoo

  • @Dmartinez117
    @Dmartinez117 2 роки тому +1985

    Hey everyone! I was homeless in San Francisco in 2017 and I can shed a little (dark, smelly) light on why this happens. In San Francisco they do not allow the homeless to use bathrooms. I asked why you are preventing tens of thousands of people from using the bathroom, and a SF resident, completely oblivious to how stupid it sounds, said “One time the mayor got yelled at by a homeless man in McDonalds” so the City banned people from using restaurants for free. (?????)
    Yeah, because of one bad experience, homeless people are banned from using bathrooms, unless they have money to buy something everytime they want to use the bathroom, which is a luxury homeless obviously don’t have.
    Yes, San Francisco is more OK with letting homeless shit & piss everywhere than to let human beings use their bathroom.

    • @cecil2742
      @cecil2742 2 роки тому +233

      That's so fucked up but they do that in my city too. You can find the occasional place to use the bathroom but everywhere here you have to pay to use the bathroom much less charge your phone at a plug in. And if you do pay you get 10 minutes or you gotta buy something else. :/

    • @Querymonger
      @Querymonger 2 роки тому +14

      Doubt

    • @alhen9023
      @alhen9023 2 роки тому +1

      Yea cuz no one wants to wipe your shit and vomit from the walls and ceilings. Oh and staying in there for hours doing drugs. I live in the central valley and I went to use the air pump at a gas station. Someone had shit diarrhea all over it. Fuck em.

    • @democratsarepedos
      @democratsarepedos 2 роки тому +28

      That's not true. All cities prohibit public restroom use. It's not an issue in Boston or Cleveland or Houston.

    • @spagetter
      @spagetter 2 роки тому +75

      As in american cities? This sounds deranged, I can imagine certain stores prohibiting, but city scale?

  • @cliffscott5195
    @cliffscott5195 2 роки тому +9916

    If I had to issue an educated, yet horrifying, guess: Charlie couldn't find the black double doors because the incident happened INSIDE a business.

    • @forgivezharion6989
      @forgivezharion6989 2 роки тому +31

      Ratio + yb better + I don’t argue with little baby’s + this u 🤓🤓👶🏽👶🏽👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍💻

    • @Shitposting_IHMN
      @Shitposting_IHMN 2 роки тому

      @@forgivezharion6989 wtf are you even on about kid

    • @brenothelast
      @brenothelast 2 роки тому +741

      @@forgivezharion6989 What

    • @Honeybadger10110
      @Honeybadger10110 2 роки тому +510

      @@forgivezharion6989 be quiet my child

    • @puffletuffle
      @puffletuffle 2 роки тому +279

      @@Honeybadger10110 That guy is probably a bot

  • @Kanubios
    @Kanubios 2 роки тому +8187

    Charlie hunting for poop probably isn't the best thing to be watching while eating dinner.

    • @forgivezharion6989
      @forgivezharion6989 2 роки тому +14

      Ratio + yb better + I don’t argue with little baby’s + this u 🤓🤓👶🏽👶🏽👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍💻

    • @spider-man8186
      @spider-man8186 2 роки тому +155

      The bots here especially the first one 🤮

    • @gloriafrimpong17
      @gloriafrimpong17 2 роки тому +44

      Thank you for the warning. I’ll be back later 😂

    • @andresvelasquez4651
      @andresvelasquez4651 2 роки тому +20

      I'm having easter chocolate

    • @Ame865
      @Ame865 2 роки тому +15

      aye hamburgers and mash how bout you?

  • @infini.tesimo
    @infini.tesimo 2 роки тому +2367

    The person that made this as a software engineer probably got a free promotion or the easiest job interview because of actually making something useful. 😂😂

    • @factsgod968
      @factsgod968 2 роки тому +1

      Stream Young Loud.

    • @Julio_Gomes
      @Julio_Gomes 2 роки тому

      True man, that's crazy

    • @miguelzurita3216
      @miguelzurita3216 2 роки тому +5

      I would be a nice conversation, for how he was able to make whats probably an extension to a GIS map

    • @blipblop1112
      @blipblop1112 2 роки тому +1

      Ummm, why does youtube make this video become trending for gaming???
      Really? Everytime he upload videos are gaming content??

    • @pepesilvia429
      @pepesilvia429 2 роки тому +20

      @@blipblop1112 UMMMMMM he is gaming tho???????🤔?????????🧐????🤓??
      Google Street View is a game

  • @thenotflatearth2714
    @thenotflatearth2714 2 роки тому +391

    Charlie, Charismatic Crap Criminologist, Decisive Dung Detective, Eccentric Excrement Explorer, Fantastic Feces Finder, Logical Log Locator

    • @lunchtime_mmmmmmm
      @lunchtime_mmmmmmm 2 роки тому +38

      You should make this for every letter of the alphabet and publish it as a book, also, Special Shit Seeker

    • @amelie-sx6zp
      @amelie-sx6zp 2 роки тому +32

      Professional Poop Patrol

    • @waphhho
      @waphhho 2 роки тому +31

      Talented Turd Tourist

    • @antismo9998
      @antismo9998 Рік тому +15

      Wonderous Waste Watcher

    • @retiredmushroom
      @retiredmushroom Рік тому +13

      Maniacal Manure Master

  • @dannyorr8430
    @dannyorr8430 2 роки тому +1840

    everyone else: Easter egg hunts
    Charlie: poop map

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi 2 роки тому

      Dont read my name 😑

    • @numbconsumer1392
      @numbconsumer1392 2 роки тому +12

      Tbf poop map is much more original.

    • @maenad1231
      @maenad1231 2 роки тому +17

      Easter poop hunts
      Put your dog’s shit in a plastic egg, gift to friend,say there’s chocolate inside. Record their disgusted face when they open the egg get the stench of feces
      Extra Evil: Use your own shit

    • @civilliberty2547
      @civilliberty2547 2 роки тому +1

      @@MbitaChizi Ok, bet.

    • @maybelater6282
      @maybelater6282 2 роки тому +9

      @@maenad1231 Master evil: Febreeze the poop, freeze it, cut it into tiny pieces, wrap them in candy wrappers, give to family at Easter party

  • @Alex-lg9zb
    @Alex-lg9zb 2 роки тому +1635

    Golden Gate Park is "empty" of shit because to record them someone actually has to come across the shit. It's much easier to discover a little poop on the side of a pavement then in a bush. I'm certain the park is like a minefield if this is what you get on the streets.

    • @FlyManChimera
      @FlyManChimera 2 роки тому

      You do realize the majority of this is animal feces right

    • @m4nman
      @m4nman 2 роки тому +124

      plus I don't think anyone would venture into what could be a shit river just to report it

    • @theyeetmaster2007
      @theyeetmaster2007 2 роки тому +74

      Idk man, I’m a San Franciscan and the park doesn’t have much if any shit in it. Most shit is in the tenderloin, which is an actual hellhole

    • @theFLCLguy
      @theFLCLguy 2 роки тому +3

      @@theyeetmaster2007 is there a bathroom nearby for people to use?

    • @theyeetmaster2007
      @theyeetmaster2007 2 роки тому +58

      @@theFLCLguy In where? In golden gate park, there’s many, the tenderloin doesn’t have many (hence the loads of shit)

  • @ashidennedia3076
    @ashidennedia3076 2 роки тому +4356

    sf literally went from a touristy place everyone wanted to live at to a fuckin post apocalyptic wasteland in under a decade man its wild

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi 2 роки тому +5

      Dont read my name 😑 .

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi 2 роки тому +2

      Dont read my name tho😑

    • @thelordpotatoesorjtswagste1945
      @thelordpotatoesorjtswagste1945 2 роки тому +436

      @@MbitaChizi name is cringe

    • @prithishchandna8819
      @prithishchandna8819 2 роки тому +387

      @@MbitaChizi dont worry we wont

    • @FlyManChimera
      @FlyManChimera 2 роки тому

      You do realize the majority if this is animal feces right and we just like keeping contaminates off the streets, maybe NYC should try it out.

  • @havic5281
    @havic5281 2 роки тому +44

    Boys I think I found the poop smear, through extremely thorough investigation and cross referencing I have come to the conclusion that the poop is located in front of the Tibetan Gift Corner, and the reason Charlie couldn't find the poop door was because the glorious view was being obstructed by a red bus.

  • @elliotanderson324
    @elliotanderson324 2 роки тому +942

    This brings a whole new meaning to “where we dropping boys.”

  • @XTheSabreGamerX
    @XTheSabreGamerX 2 роки тому +1944

    I kind of want Charlie and gang to go to some of these places and actually check if there are actual poop.

    • @SweetTsilence
      @SweetTsilence 2 роки тому +182

      Poop hunters. New reality TV show

    • @vanillathebard
      @vanillathebard 2 роки тому +102

      Pokemon Go, poop edition.

    • @NexatBlackflame
      @NexatBlackflame 2 роки тому +38

      @@vanillathebard pokemon "go" to the bathroom! YOURE SHITTING YOURSELF! 'Not yet, mom.. nah.. *brap*'

    • @travislevell1329
      @travislevell1329 2 роки тому +22

      I used to live in the bay and go to SF quite a bit. Can confirm. It’s poopy

    • @puhskinti9358
      @puhskinti9358 2 роки тому +1

      @@NexatBlackflame fill those diepeys, gamer

  • @CanadianCrusader99
    @CanadianCrusader99 2 роки тому +80

    What's amazing to me is the fact that while Charlie is investigating the authenticity of the poop on stream, there are viewers who are like "yeah, it's time to subscribe" LOL

  • @nicolemccloskey5172
    @nicolemccloskey5172 2 роки тому +1173

    I wish they had a map like this in my city. Poop scouting sounds like a great way to get outdoors and enjoy the sunshine

    • @ReizokoRyu
      @ReizokoRyu 2 роки тому +43

      Pokemon go

    • @emmafrost4316
      @emmafrost4316 2 роки тому +107

      @@ReizokoRyu Poopemon Go

    • @carolerobbins9522
      @carolerobbins9522 2 роки тому +22

      Poop snooping

    • @O1d1rty
      @O1d1rty 2 роки тому +17

      Geocatching or whatever tf its called

    • @Zwazzeh
      @Zwazzeh 2 роки тому +29

      @@O1d1rty more like geoblasting

  • @DMAN99
    @DMAN99 2 роки тому +1056

    You misunderstand Charlie, this is a map of intent, cleverly constructed by the supervillain the Pooper.

  • @crummymonk4917
    @crummymonk4917 2 роки тому +1451

    "This is human beings walking around I'm sure." Oh, Charlie I wish I had your optimism.

    • @factsgod968
      @factsgod968 2 роки тому

      Stream Young Loud.

    • @ozylocz4078
      @ozylocz4078 2 роки тому +3

      Yea, that’s California for you.

    • @miguelzurita3216
      @miguelzurita3216 2 роки тому +15

      Charlie not understanding how much of an messed up place San Francisco is.

    • @_Shay_
      @_Shay_ 2 роки тому +4

      @@ozylocz4078 nah that’s SanFran and maybe LA
      Where I live is poop free lol

    • @alhen9023
      @alhen9023 2 роки тому +1

      @@ozylocz4078 only in the big cities. Most people outside of the state don't realize most of California is farmland and rural.

  • @DaMoniable
    @DaMoniable 2 роки тому +291

    This would be hilarious if it werent so damn sad.
    If youre wondering why, this is literally because the great bay area treats homeless like shit. And theres a LOT of them. Because california will do literally fuck all for them, and any time someone comes in to try, some rich fuck buys up the building or land and cockblocks any attempt to make a homeless shelter.
    And the homeless are sick of it pretty much. Id say they dont give a shit anymore, but as you can see here, theres plenty for them to give.

    • @TheZephyrsWind
      @TheZephyrsWind 2 роки тому +36

      Yeah, it sucks how people treat homeless people as if they're not human.
      When my dad was hiking once, he met a homeless man named Randy in the forest.
      When I was growing up Randy was a better Uncle than any of my 13 uncles.
      Dad and I would go visit him often, and he'd keep in touch through a convenience store with employees who cared about him.
      When dad eventually died of cancer, I left a note with the employees, then drove back to the coast. Randy called me and I had to break the news. Hearing him cry was so painful, especially since he never showed pain or weakness.
      Those rich jerks are the ones who aren't human, if you ask me.

    • @Jenna-in4br
      @Jenna-in4br 2 роки тому

      They're not exactly winning over people by doing this

    • @alex-hc3sk
      @alex-hc3sk Рік тому +13

      ​@@Jenna-in4br i dont think theyre trying to

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 Рік тому +13

      @@Jenna-in4br they don’t exactly have a choice because homeless people aren’t even allowed to use public bathrooms

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 Рік тому +15

      @@Jenna-in4br do homeless people have to “win us over” to get people to exercise common human decency for them?? The fuck?

  • @TaylorTheHater
    @TaylorTheHater 2 роки тому +441

    You clearly have never lived in SF, dodging human feces is harder than trying to boycott air

    • @gravy4708
      @gravy4708 2 роки тому +22

      San Francisco is a lost cause.

    • @sdfsdf2205
      @sdfsdf2205 2 роки тому +13

      Or the early morning zombie encounters, don't forget that.

    • @TaylorTheHater
      @TaylorTheHater 2 роки тому +7

      @@sdfsdf2205 bro, I actually know exactly what you’re talking about. Getting off the muni and then get screamed at in a drunken rage at like 8am

    • @user-10021
      @user-10021 2 роки тому +1

      So do yall put plastic bags around your shoes everyday? I mean if the risk is that high I would probably do that

  • @swagfun9054
    @swagfun9054 2 роки тому +1790

    The smile he had upon looking it up was so genuine lol

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi 2 роки тому +1

      Dont read my name 😑

    • @marceletta
      @marceletta 2 роки тому +35

      fuckings bots in the comments man

    • @forgivezharion6989
      @forgivezharion6989 2 роки тому +5

      Ratio + yb better + I don’t argue with little baby’s + this u 🤓🤓👶🏽👶🏽👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍💻

    • @Sausage_260
      @Sausage_260 2 роки тому +14

      @@forgivezharion6989 yikes.

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature 2 роки тому +3

      @@forgivezharion6989 Americans...

  • @kyriakosdn2
    @kyriakosdn2 2 роки тому +1097

    I have a feeling this won't be the last time we see this boys

    • @Ale-op5bh
      @Ale-op5bh 2 роки тому +17

      i hope

    • @vaevictis5178
      @vaevictis5178 2 роки тому +28

      He’ll come back to it periodically like the slap matches.

    • @n2red732
      @n2red732 2 роки тому +2

      He did for a few minutes 1 or 2 streams ago

    • @dennyramirez1765
      @dennyramirez1765 2 роки тому +1

      This is only the beginning.

    • @Eldritch-1
      @Eldritch-1 2 роки тому +7

      No shit?

  • @walkmanstudios9733
    @walkmanstudios9733 2 роки тому +162

    can't wait for Seth Rogan to tell everyone "it's part of the culture" when they complain about shit streets.

    • @redrickschuhart3836
      @redrickschuhart3836 2 роки тому +27

      "I've stepped on many shits before, once I even got a bit of color on my shirt!"

    • @richardbeaudangles2559
      @richardbeaudangles2559 2 роки тому +24

      You might fing a corn kernel in there that you can keep as a gift...

    • @dustifilms
      @dustifilms 2 роки тому

      Part of the culture of a country that leaves the ill to die, and consequently shit, on the streets.

  • @lightningshy5287
    @lightningshy5287 2 роки тому +1641

    To be fair, the city has an insane homeless population so it honestly makes too much sense that this exists.

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi 2 роки тому +2

      Dont read my name 😑

    • @forgivezharion6989
      @forgivezharion6989 2 роки тому +3

      Ratio + yb better + I don’t argue with little baby’s + this u 🤓🤓👶🏽👶🏽👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍💻

    • @hbsharkman
      @hbsharkman 2 роки тому

      Mostly drug addicts, heroin makes you constipated so when it wears off comes like a river

    • @gooeyboy706
      @gooeyboy706 2 роки тому +5

      👆=🤓

    • @nohs8776
      @nohs8776 2 роки тому +173

      not surprising given that people who make less than $117,400 in San Francisco is considered low income

  • @WadeTheWilsonTV
    @WadeTheWilsonTV 2 роки тому +522

    Californian here with the lore for the curious:
    San Francisco has one of the WORST homeless problems in our country. A few years back it was LITERALLY too dangerous to wear open-toed shoes because there were so many used needles fucking EVERYWHERE. That is NOT a joke, nor is it an exaggeration. Luckily, the problem has shifted towards feces rather than drug paraphernalia.

    • @Eldritch-1
      @Eldritch-1 2 роки тому

      I feel like you saw a needle once and some poor homeless man taking a crap and shit your dockers and then ran home to call the local H.O.A aftre jacking it to some crime scene photos A.K.A Kiddy porn

    • @incrediblygay
      @incrediblygay 2 роки тому +84

      Nice politicians. Literally creating a 3rd world city

    • @syfiliskerino1998
      @syfiliskerino1998 2 роки тому +1

      Overly-liberal and often times far lefist policies combined with California's nature as a tech center (high-income) forming a standard that most people simply cannot reach in addition to immigration causing a housing crisis.

    • @ConstitutionallyProtectedMedia
      @ConstitutionallyProtectedMedia 2 роки тому +57

      I assume open toed shoes are still out the question?😂

    • @red6775
      @red6775 2 роки тому +13

      Don't know if I should laugh at you saying "luckily" or it's just depressing

  • @jumokeogunsola9549
    @jumokeogunsola9549 2 роки тому +85

    sad how america's major cities really don't give a shit about the homeless. there's efforts, but overall its lack of political significance perpetuates the low access to housing and proper plumbing. and now we have shit maps

  • @Ronnie-Bagpipe
    @Ronnie-Bagpipe 2 роки тому +372

    Dude its so funny how not a single person from SF disputes this or even has shame in it, they all just hate it and live around it like that one trashy friend that owned 6 cats and just let their whole house smell like piss lol

    • @grim_glim
      @grim_glim 2 роки тому +32

      Never see this when I visit relatives (yearly), but we're not hanging out in the tenderloin/Haight/south of market. The number of homeless people in those areas has completely exploded though, and I know that SF has anti-homeless policies that limit number and access of public bathrooms, plus everyone's being priced out by developers and demand. So I'd partly dispute, there are real awful neighborhoods but the perspective on the city is overblown and there are some clear policies to change.

    • @KYSF
      @KYSF 2 роки тому

      It would be funny if Charlie commited joining Jacksepticeye's dad, because I upload banger content 😂😂😂

    • @evolicious
      @evolicious 2 роки тому +33

      I lived in SF for years, so do family and friends of mine. None of us have seen this shit problem. The real problem is the lack of services for the homelessness, which is making their numbers grow to a point where the city refuses to spend any money on them.
      Republicans have destroyed this city trying to take power here, and the dems are so corrupt that they can't even go through with the most basic and decent policies. The city government needs to be cleaned out and replaced with experienced professionals that are willing to spend money on things that don't generate money, or the city will drown in poverty and class war.

    • @mariobadia4553
      @mariobadia4553 2 роки тому

      @@evolicious okay I know that's a lie because San Francisco has its own s*** Squad because the problem with okay I know that's a lie because San Francisco has its own s*** Squad because the problem is so bad

    • @koftespiess
      @koftespiess 2 роки тому +4

      I got 6 cats but the litters get changed every day though. I knew someone who had a cat and just let the litter become so used it was practically sawdust.
      edit: Why am I even talking about this

  • @CrazyCritter1
    @CrazyCritter1 2 роки тому +417

    Here's to Charlie being the next poop meteorologist letting us know where shit goes down!

  • @joshua41175
    @joshua41175 2 роки тому +2261

    I'm surprised it's taken this long for people to find this. It was a big deal when Frisco was adding hostile architecture.

    • @FlyManChimera
      @FlyManChimera 2 роки тому

      You do realize the majority if this is animal feces right and we just like keeping contaminates off the streets, maybe NYC should try it out.

    • @sora3mo168
      @sora3mo168 2 роки тому +26

      im sorry what?

    • @jj01114
      @jj01114 2 роки тому +479

      @@sora3mo168 hostile architecture is stuff they do to prevent homeless people from being in public view (which is horrible). An example would be putting spikes between seats on park benches so people can’t sleep there
      Edit: Obviously, putting spikes on benches or in underpasses does ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to actually prevent homelessness lol, treating people inhumanely should never be the solution to an economic problem, something I feel like we should all agree on
      what person is like "hey there's a spike on this bench, NOW being homeless sucks" lol

    • @alexanderduluoz
      @alexanderduluoz 2 роки тому +87

      @@jj01114 it’s necessary when the city’s being overrun

    • @dragonsrule20201
      @dragonsrule20201 2 роки тому

      @@alexanderduluoz it's not going to get rid of homeless people, it's just going to make it harder for them. It's like making abortion illegal; people will still do it, theyll just have to use unsafe methods that puts them at risk.
      It doesnt affect the homeless solely either, subway stations will remove benches to keep them from sleeping on them so the elderly, pregnant women, etc cant rest their feet. If they wanted to reduce these things, they need to invest in shelters that dont have such strict rules that they exclude most homeless (must be sober, cant have pets, etc) and not be run by people who get off on the power trip they get from threatening to kick people out of the shelter for minor infractions such as "having an attitude".

  • @andreaa.2909
    @andreaa.2909 2 роки тому +39

    As a person from the Bay Area, this is real! I always have the “oh shit” moments when I’m just casually walking home to school or strolling in downtown. There’s a huge number of homelessness and people will literally shit and piss anywhere. It’s been a problem for years. Natives can tell the difference what a human feces looks like from a dogs 😂

    • @qtjjuan6677
      @qtjjuan6677 2 роки тому

      I don’t think they have any other choice but to shit on the street though, the mayor has said stuff banning homeless to use bathrooms or something

  • @PhoenixRiseinFlame
    @PhoenixRiseinFlame 2 роки тому +383

    Now that a poop map has been made, it’s now time to make a syringe map for San Francisco

    • @joshua41175
      @joshua41175 2 роки тому +30

      They said that last time this was brought up, it's been several years.

    • @ToxicFruitSnack
      @ToxicFruitSnack 2 роки тому

      Yes

    • @brunomenezes9011
      @brunomenezes9011 2 роки тому

      And don't forget those blue plastic things they use to snort cocaine

    • @mrclaydawg92
      @mrclaydawg92 2 роки тому +1

      🏆 best comment

    • @vladimirputin3426
      @vladimirputin3426 2 роки тому +5

      there's no server in the whole world that could hold all the data from the tens of thousands of used needles

  • @ghlutton7971
    @ghlutton7971 2 роки тому +454

    San Francisco really is ahead of the times, only a city overflowing in feces would have the need for such a map.

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi 2 роки тому

      Dont read my name 😑

    • @williamortega5138
      @williamortega5138 2 роки тому

      @@MbitaChizi Too late

    • @timmysleftnutsack5075
      @timmysleftnutsack5075 2 роки тому +7

      Republicans love having a poop agenda in SF, but I’m from sf and it’s rlly not bad the way they paint it out to be 🤣🤣

    • @speedyx3493
      @speedyx3493 2 роки тому

      @@timmysleftnutsack5075 I'm not from the US so correct me if I'm wrong, but I think this should be a Democrats' agenda, like the problem is homeless ppl and I feel like republicans don't really care bout them, it's more of a "look what have you done, we should have welfare so we can avoid this" kind of thing

    • @stansman5461
      @stansman5461 2 роки тому +38

      @@timmysleftnutsack5075 the fact that it exists to such an extent, or that people are doing drugs on the street, or living in tents isn't a republican talking point, it's a human talking point.

  • @zerrierslizer1
    @zerrierslizer1 2 роки тому +105

    Charlie is one of those people that is so trustworthy that we all just click on his videos naturally without the need for clickbait. now THAT is what a Sigma, Alpha AND Omega UA-camr does!
    like, legit. who the fuck needs clickbait when your known for honesty to such a degree that everyone just sees the username and clicks on the video on their own.

    • @a.rrosoir316
      @a.rrosoir316 Рік тому

      fuck alpha male, charlie is a full release male

  • @jacksonsparrow8865
    @jacksonsparrow8865 2 роки тому +259

    This is how disease ravaged Europe in the medieval times

    • @accidentalgenius8252
      @accidentalgenius8252 2 роки тому +2

      Well I mean back then there was no real hygiene like we know now. What is this excuse loolll

    • @laki5717
      @laki5717 2 роки тому

      no it's not

    • @revolverocelot1380
      @revolverocelot1380 2 роки тому +30

      @@laki5717 Yeah it is. What you think toilets and sewers were commonplace?

    • @Ollybollyk
      @Ollybollyk 2 роки тому +5

      @@revolverocelot1380 There were toilets and sewers, just not like we have them today. That doesn’t mean there weren’t still a ton of people that didn’t even use buckets.

    • @revolverocelot1380
      @revolverocelot1380 2 роки тому +11

      @@Ollybollyk That's what I'm saying. It wasnt a commonplace thing. Europeans just let their shit go wherever.

  • @milseq
    @milseq 2 роки тому +20

    1:28 His face went from shock and disgust to pleasant excitement and ultimately laughter.

  • @大湊一道
    @大湊一道 2 роки тому +756

    This man has the greatest community

  • @snackboxone364
    @snackboxone364 2 роки тому +333

    I’m gonna start wondering who made this. We must give him a medal

    • @redavni1
      @redavni1 2 роки тому +27

      It was a woman

    • @zekayman
      @zekayman 2 роки тому +19

      @@redavni1 Impossible

    • @EvaOwnsAll
      @EvaOwnsAll 2 роки тому +3

      I thought the city itself did, to help cue in city workers to clean it up...

    • @Ohthats_tj
      @Ohthats_tj 2 роки тому +2

      @@zekayman lol thats what i thought

    • @RealTalkAlexV
      @RealTalkAlexV 2 роки тому

      Legend has it they won a Pulitzer peace price for this

  • @meisteremm
    @meisteremm 2 роки тому +250

    A guy I knew lived in San Francisco for a few years.
    One day, he opened up a port-a-john on the street and found the corpse of somebody who had ODed.
    The needle was still in the corpse's arm.
    After that, he decided San Francisco was not for him.

    • @luca_lwls
      @luca_lwls 2 роки тому +14

      Can't imagine why

    • @meisteremm
      @meisteremm 2 роки тому +48

      @@luca_lwls Well, he was kind of high-fallutin.
      Anybody else would have just carried that carcass out to the curb and then used the port-a-john, but he had to be Mister Picky.

    • @gavinlee27
      @gavinlee27 2 роки тому +4

      @@meisteremm kind of a based comment for an average west coast dweller

    • @janeboxxer9511
      @janeboxxer9511 2 роки тому

      @@meisteremm honestly like its not that bad just take a piss and call the cops

    • @dopesickdog
      @dopesickdog 2 роки тому +6

      thats just. terribly sad but also, holy fuckin shit

  • @v.567
    @v.567 2 роки тому +17

    As someone studying Epidemiology in Universtiy, the moment when he says "there are actual feces Epidemiologists" got me real good.
    I guess I'll do my thesis on Feces Epidemiology.

  • @dakotadad8835
    @dakotadad8835 2 роки тому +63

    The city pays people to track and clean poop, been going on for a while. Homelessness is a real problem there are city officials that get paid 6 figures to never solve the problem and get more each year

    • @chromesthesia
      @chromesthesia 2 роки тому +9

      The solution is housing. There are more empty houses than there are homeless people. I hate it here.

    • @goo_dragon
      @goo_dragon 2 роки тому +24

      @@chromesthesia The issue isn't housing, it's that homeless people want to stay homeless and enjoy their life of zero responsibility and drugs and alcohol, and California as a whole provides the perfect place for them to leech off of. When people do fall on hard times, they get back up fairly quickly. The vast majority of homeless are not those sweet poor angels down on their luck like we're always told. Talk to someone who runs a soup kitchen like I did, and it'll really open your eyes to things. Hell, the mayor of Aurora Colorado went undercover as a homeless person for a week to see how he could best understand the needs of them, and what he found is in line with what I've said unfortunately. It's genuinely heartwarming to see people show so much sympathy in times as shitty as we live in, but the depressing truth is we're being taken advantage of.

    • @sylviabennan
      @sylviabennan 2 роки тому

      we have self-driving cars but not self-cleaning public restrooms that would help solve the poopy street problem. like even in japan they have super clean public restrooms with futuristic technology implemented (such as clear walls that turn opaque when it’s in use)

  • @audrey0554
    @audrey0554 2 роки тому +100

    After looking through the map its alarming how many have footprints through them

    • @zeening
      @zeening 2 роки тому

      too many idiots on their phones not paying attention lol

  • @diggoryjaydark97
    @diggoryjaydark97 2 роки тому +126

    "Hq this is hotel-6, we are taking to much heat here outside the tacobell, starting to take losses, theres to much to handel, we will hold out as long as the bleach keeps flowing, over" Last transmission from clean up unit 6

  • @mmmmmmmmmmmmmeoo10109
    @mmmmmmmmmmmmmeoo10109 2 роки тому +112

    "I have a map of human shit around the city" what an amazing way to start the video

  • @170Razor
    @170Razor 2 роки тому +7

    "San Francisco Poop UAV" I am actually dying

  • @saten257
    @saten257 2 роки тому +30

    The real man's Pokemon Go

  • @a.maus.2615
    @a.maus.2615 2 роки тому +210

    Genuine question, why would anyone pay thousands of dollars a month to live in this place?

    • @trevormcclever9158
      @trevormcclever9158 2 роки тому

      Blue run states and cities are cesspools. homeless folks shit and syringes fill the sidewalks, that wonderful left wing policy at work. 😂

    • @idontknowleavemealoneplease
      @idontknowleavemealoneplease 2 роки тому +50

      They heard Summertime by Janis Joplin and vibed out a little too hard.

    • @maksolejarz
      @maksolejarz 2 роки тому +3

      I go to school here lol

    • @Justin-fd7tg
      @Justin-fd7tg 2 роки тому

      It used to be a very pretty city, and there was job opportunities. Now if you walk down the street you’ll see drug addicts taking shits and jacking off in broad daylight. It’s actually fucking insane

    • @therevolutionwillnotbeyoutubed
      @therevolutionwillnotbeyoutubed 2 роки тому +64

      Same can be said about NYC.

  • @sucyshi
    @sucyshi 2 роки тому +296

    I moved out of SF just before the pandemic after five years there. I'm dead shocked that it took Charlie so long to learn about the SF shit map. It's like the last month of reports IIRC but yeah, I had to dodge fresh human urine and feces every day on my walk to work. I was also in an area with _less_ shit

    • @FlyManChimera
      @FlyManChimera 2 роки тому

      You do realize the majority of this is animal feces right and we just like keeping contaminates off the streets, maybe NYC should try it out.

    • @maksolejarz
      @maksolejarz 2 роки тому +3

      Where? Downtown is gone but where I’m at I haven’t seen any since I moved in almost a year ago

    • @hx5525
      @hx5525 2 роки тому +1

      Are there not enough public toilets or something?

    • @davidk4860
      @davidk4860 2 роки тому

      @@hx5525 drugged out homeless people and lack of laws and law enforcement.

    • @hx5525
      @hx5525 2 роки тому

      @@davidk4860 Drugs a big problem over there?

  • @squidge8808
    @squidge8808 2 роки тому +50

    It’s like the medieval era where the toilet was just your basement or the road

  • @mrgames__
    @mrgames__ 2 роки тому +163

    I just moved to the area and I can confirm this is actually pretty accurate for the most part

    • @forgivezharion6989
      @forgivezharion6989 2 роки тому +2

      Ratio + yb better + I don’t care + this u 🤓🤓👶🏽👶🏽👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍💻🦧🦧

    • @Blank-lp4fz
      @Blank-lp4fz 2 роки тому +3

      Watch Dogs 2 is unrealistic then 😤😤😤

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 2 роки тому

      🧐 Why would you ever move to Shit City unless.... you got a doodoo fetish? Not kink shaming but, do you do got a doodoo desire?

    • @yimhere5146
      @yimhere5146 2 роки тому +27

      Christ these replies...

    • @f3l7p4dssmoothgaming8
      @f3l7p4dssmoothgaming8 2 роки тому

      Why tf would you move to commiefornia? What a bad decision

  • @jonmanz181
    @jonmanz181 2 роки тому +165

    Love Charlie's reaction for looking at crappy photos and locating where ground zero takes place, it's like a child getting exactly what he wants under a Christmas tree

  • @chriswhite3692
    @chriswhite3692 2 роки тому +81

    We are now able to inventory and monitor human shit within the apocalyptic ruins of San Fransisco.
    *Has technology gone too far?*

    • @dustinnabil798
      @dustinnabil798 2 роки тому

      Not yet, we need to make it 3d ala google street.

    • @FlyManChimera
      @FlyManChimera 2 роки тому

      You do realize the majority of this is animal feces right and we just like keeping contaminates off the streets, maybe NYC should try it out.

    • @jionmionskwisgaar1476
      @jionmionskwisgaar1476 2 роки тому

      In the wrong places.
      Still waiting for faster deliveries

  • @awetcigarette9521
    @awetcigarette9521 2 роки тому +42

    As a former resident I can confirm the unsightly amounts of shit in SF, the shit is what really brings us together as a community

    • @Eldritch-1
      @Eldritch-1 2 роки тому

      Shit? Thats sadly hilarious..... for me, I don't need a poop map. Seriously you guys really are the meth lab next door

  • @obara7366
    @obara7366 2 роки тому +18

    Watching this felt like playing an Ace Attorney game and looking for obscure pieces of evidence while scouring every corner.

  • @morebruhmoments3583
    @morebruhmoments3583 2 роки тому +303

    Long before time had a name, Ninjago was created by the First Spinjitzu Master, using the Four Weapons of Spinjitzu

    • @skidthescoutmain3753
      @skidthescoutmain3753 2 роки тому +13

      your goddamn right

    • @MMLCGG
      @MMLCGG 2 роки тому

      @Don't click profile photo ok I won’t… wait

    • @nspectorr
      @nspectorr 2 роки тому +5

      I found this comment funny. My last brain cell. It's... Dying...

    • @alphabet_god1175
      @alphabet_god1175 2 роки тому

      He’s speaking facts

    • @volshebnik8976
      @volshebnik8976 2 роки тому

      *I MAKE SOOOOO AWESOME CONTENT*
      .

  • @BigWoofer
    @BigWoofer 2 роки тому +75

    #7 trending in gaming is a very fitting achievement for such a discovery, incredible work!

  • @hamstickbone
    @hamstickbone 2 роки тому +56

    Charlie’s said some funny things, but “San Francisco Poop UAV” is really up there

    • @mtlewis973
      @mtlewis973 2 роки тому +3

      “clinton park is a lost cause” got me

    • @MazrimTaim
      @MazrimTaim 2 роки тому +3

      Poo-AV

  • @dapril
    @dapril 2 роки тому +30

    I haven't seen Charlie this happy in a while, glad that he enjoyed this

  • @Freddie7191
    @Freddie7191 2 роки тому +15

    10,000 bc: Mesopotamia invented civilization and the wheel.
    2,022 ad: Poop maps

    • @ea_naseer
      @ea_naseer 2 роки тому

      we are evolving but backwards

  • @ceejwars1832
    @ceejwars1832 2 роки тому +62

    The most San Francisco thing I've ever seen; On my way to the Pride parade I came across a giant (had to be human) turd covered in rainbow glitter.

    • @Eldritch-1
      @Eldritch-1 2 роки тому

      Perfect encapsulation of the American experience... A huge stinky turd, covered in guady distracting glitter. be ashamed, be very fucking ashamed

    • @iridescent28
      @iridescent28 2 роки тому +3

      Little misfortune probably did it

  • @FancyRPGCanada
    @FancyRPGCanada 2 роки тому +12

    The city won't build public bathrooms because they're worried people will "mess them up" or "do drugs", but they're just doing it on the streets anyways. Seriously, these big cities need to build THOUSANDS of public bathrooms.

    • @RD-py9sv
      @RD-py9sv 5 місяців тому

      Yeah, there's a few groups that always kill off any attempt to create public toilets. They bring up people possibly doing drugs, setting up camp, and prostitution as reasons to vote against it. So instead, there are literally camping tents rigged together in encampments for as long as it takes for them to be shoo'd off somewhere else. Marin votes down any and all transit expansion projects to that county because it will "bring in the homeless." And maybe.... 30-40 years ago there was that dumbass in office who "fixed" the homeless problem in the city by gathering them up on buses and dropping them off in Oakland.
      Honestly, it's a hella expensive place to live. People who don't pull in high figures lose homes and businesses trying to keep up with rent until they have nothing left. The higher the inflation rates, the worse that map will be in any given year. It would probably crash your system if you looked it up during the lockdowns.

  • @Wafflelywaffles
    @Wafflelywaffles 2 роки тому +103

    Can't wait for Charlie to come out with his own Where's Waldo book where you try to find the shit in the city

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi 2 роки тому

      Dont read my name 😑

  • @brianpaul271
    @brianpaul271 2 роки тому +43

    "Zoom in"
    Charlie sees the Quantum Realm
    "Click the URL"
    Charlie sees the Multiverse

  • @benjalopezbustos6724
    @benjalopezbustos6724 2 роки тому +69

    "Forget about the green mile, try walking the brown Mile"!

  • @slyguythreeonetwonine3172
    @slyguythreeonetwonine3172 2 роки тому +227

    I'd make some sort of snide political joke, but the fact that this actually exist and is a problem speaks for itself.

    • @Squashua2727
      @Squashua2727 2 роки тому +44

      If anyone is still voting Democrat at this point, this won't be the thing that gets through to them.

    • @bread3050
      @bread3050 2 роки тому +28

      @@Squashua2727 what are you talking about

    • @ZAwarudo14
      @ZAwarudo14 2 роки тому

      @@Squashua2727 Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?

    • @Corvid-
      @Corvid- 2 роки тому

      @@bread3050 San Fran has been run by democrats since 1964.

    • @arandomcommenter412
      @arandomcommenter412 2 роки тому +24

      @@Squashua2727 At no point did he mention a specific political party, but no you HAVE to spread your political views on a video sharing site.