I know what you’re thinking , these are clearly high maintenance pets. But you’re wrong !! You can leave them without food , water , oxygen , you can’t kill them. NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
I know nobody cares,but some years ago I couldn't understand a single word said in the video,now I got better at english and can finally enjoy this video.
I demand a refund asap, I was told that they don’t need to eat but they’ve been feeding off of my fear for the last 3 months. Preferably soon it might’ve found where I’ve been hiding
@@anotherwea6692 No, not really, though they will use SCP's to make anomalous technology if it suits their needs. They contain anomalies, called SCP's, most of the time, and they are more of a private, international organization.
@@gabesterwitz9054 The making anomalous technology thing is more like the chaos insurgency's work. SCP foundation is based on keeping anomalous things away from society so that nobody(except scp personnel) are harmed. Wiki site: www.scpwiki.com/ Example: ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html
The papers at the "fill in for you at work bit" had me laughing so hard: "You know most people would just draw a bunch of lines here, but I'm writing actual words. I sure hope someone gives a shit and quotes this in their comments or something." "It's 5AM why am I still making this fucking cartoon I want something to eat but all I have in the house is vegemite"
@@smocast738 yesssss. I love baritone sax. Ive never played it before (I play low clarinets) but im usually stand partners with one. Love the sound and the people who play it.
1:44 "You know, most people would just draw a bunch of lines here, but I'm writing actual words. I sure hope someone gives a shit & quotes this in their comments or something" Hidden gem!
@@RegsaGC You are a twisted person. LUCKILY you have found a good outlet for it and I can see that it will be awhile before you have 'passed' this stage so ........ENJOY
The snake-baby really got me, it was such an abrupt turn for the worse xD It wouldn't have been as funny if it went; kitten, horse, your mother crying, a snake-baby.
1:44 "You know most people would just draw a bunch of lines here, but I'm writing actual words. I sure hope someone gives a shit & quotes this in their comments or something." "It's 5am why am I still making this cartoon I want something to eat but all I have in the house is vegemite Sincerely, Eatadick, CEO and shit."
Every time I’m mindlessly scrolling through the comments with the video playing in the background I stumble across a fucking quote at the exact same time the video is saying it.
DEAD EYE STUDIO I don't think it'll work as a show. There's just not enough material to work with. If you really stretch it you could maybe get a season out of it
"You know most people would just draw a bunch of lines here, but i'm writing actual words. I sure hope someone gives a shit & quotes this in their comments or something." 1:44 paper on the left
Felix, you'll probably never see this, but this is my favorite animation of all time, and I think of it and watch it about once a year. It's really brilliant
The guy survive at least a day with every single one of them and manage to trap them in a jar despite how dangerous they were, so props to him he is quite a badass.
This is one of THE BEST animations on youtube. I saw this video like 8 years ago, and i still rewatch it from time to time. I even got to memoryze the script xd The script and the storytelling of this short animation is so dinamic and charming that it makes it a masterpiece. If screenwritters had HALF the talent you have, the industry of cinema and streaming would be a way better industry.
I actually really want a long series of this guy ditching abominations onto innocent crowds or people. It would be so funny if he became a door to door salesman 😂 “hello miss would u be interested in having a nightly companion that loves lengthy conversation?”
Dont fear the demons, fear the man who can capture and SELL the demons.
I think the problem is rather that he can't get RID of them. He's THEIR captive.
@@leyrua but it does beg the question of how he got them into the jars.
@@spugintrntl The same way I would get my cat into her carrier. I convinced her that it was HER idea. But that only works _once._
@@leyrua still, that does require a certain amount of cunning.
@@spugintrntl Or desperation and luck. My point is, he does not seem to be in _control_ of the situation here.
This is what it looks like when UA-camrs try to advertise for their sponsors.
lmao this is pure golden comment material
3 min of advertising...and the whole video lasted 5...demoniac
finally someone said it thank you
@@jacobfreeman8198 You're welcome.
I want to give you an award for this comment
"It's not fair that only I get to experience this"
This is the level of spite I strive for
My ideal life pawning the demons of my torment of the random schmucks I decide a don't like for arbitrary reasons.
indeeeed
I know what you’re thinking , these are clearly high maintenance pets. But you’re wrong !! You can leave them without food , water , oxygen , you can’t kill them. NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
… he said as he shared the video …
Lmao
I know nobody cares,but some years ago I couldn't understand a single word said in the video,now I got better at english and can finally enjoy this video.
Congratulations comrade
Same
Me too, i'm brazilian
I care.
I took me 3 years, congrats to you and me, buen tipo
When you're lawful-evil with high charisma.
Mmm I don't know if he is evil more like he was desperate to get rid of that things XD
Lawful Neutral at the very least.
Hmmm... neutral.
On a side note, I have new TPK material.
Well now I've got an NPC to toy around with in my DnD campaign
What class would this most likely be
The slight hesitation and shift in tone when he says “engage in lengthy conversation” is disturbing and darkly hilarious all at once
yes lengthy conversations about, have you seen the wire, you gotta see the wire, man have you seen it yet *DO IT NOW*
He's lead a life
whispering in his ear: yo the girl next door is 20, athletic, with career in mind, her ass is like a dinner plate. she got a rack too.
@@superhamsniper4487 Have you seen BoJack Horseman? It's actually really good
"dialogue that wll scar you deeply" from a used car salesman
I demand a refund asap, I was told that they don’t need to eat but they’ve been feeding off of my fear for the last 3 months. Preferably soon it might’ve found where I’ve been hiding
Welp, mine just tortured and ate all my loved ones. I call this one false advertising!
Just eat them
Mine ate all of my brie. And I am very dissatisfied about this nightmare creature from the void
Mine just sits on the ceiling and chants in tounges and other languages in the middle of the night..
C'mon, it's assumable that you are mature enough not to play with the Unborn. There are less risky fun environments than the Warp...
SCP foundation: I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
SCP foundation is like... Government experiments made to test capabilities of monsters and create new technology with them?
@@anotherwea6692 the scp foundation is primarily made to contain creatures that are paranormal
SPCA foundation....
@@anotherwea6692 No, not really, though they will use SCP's to make anomalous technology if it suits their needs. They contain anomalies, called SCP's, most of the time, and they are more of a private, international organization.
@@gabesterwitz9054 The making anomalous technology thing is more like the chaos insurgency's work.
SCP foundation is based on keeping anomalous things away from society so that nobody(except scp personnel) are harmed.
Wiki site: www.scpwiki.com/
Example: ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html
You can't kill these things no matter...
*how-hard-you-try...*
Use hyperdrive antimatter dimensional wormhole nukes. That will teach them.
*900th Like*
You don't kill demons, you banish them.
Good job, that's a line from the video!
Is it...? I honestly didn't notice. I was just thinking about Warhammer 40k and kind of about real life also.
The papers at the "fill in for you at work bit" had me laughing so hard:
"You know most people would just draw a bunch of lines here, but I'm writing actual words. I sure hope someone gives a shit and quotes this in their comments or something."
"It's 5AM why am I still making this fucking cartoon I want something to eat but all I have in the house is vegemite"
luvahadowsdolls thank you for quoting it
I, of course, had to go back and read it
+The Darkest of Shadows (ShadowSpeckle) at what time?
Dark Lord 1:44
luvahadowsdolls 1:48
The voice acting is just amazing. The way his tone dilates with the topic, the moments of hesitation, all of it is just marvelous.
is that a... Bari Sax???
It is. I picked it up about half a decade ago, and found my passion.
@@smocast738 yesssss. I love baritone sax. Ive never played it before (I play low clarinets) but im usually stand partners with one. Love the sound and the people who play it.
for sure. very well done!
no one talking about how the "special thanks" are "thecial spanks"
happyveliz :D
I've seen this so many times and never noticed holy fuck
T H E C I A L S P A N K S
1:44 "You know, most people would just draw a bunch of lines here, but I'm writing actual words. I sure hope someone gives a shit & quotes this in their comments or something"
Hidden gem!
It's 5am why am I still making this fucking cartoon I want something to eat but all I have in the house is vegemite
@@RegsaGC
Sincerely
Eatadick
Ceo and shit
@@RegsaGC You are a twisted person. LUCKILY you have found a good outlet for it and I can see that it will be awhile before you have 'passed' this stage so ........ENJOY
Welp, here we are in 2019 and almost nothing has changed.
Only seeing this now XD
"I knew I found something magical so I said to to myself *AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH*
There was a Pikachu, sperm, and a snake
And the monsters............
I read it as he said it on accident HAHAH!
0:50
“It’s not fair that only I get to experience this! And I vow to sell every single one until they’re all gone from my life forever.”
1:46 In the stained glass, you can see a snake baby
v i o l e t
I just noticed at 0:31 on the left side of the screen is the hobo from Felix’s video ”honk”
You can also see the sun, so this must be som satanic church. Which is why the demon can enter
nice to notice! good eye
@@vigilabo3007 Only infernal demons are barred from church premises. These are eldritch demons. Totally different.
I've never seen any animation capture that level of stress in a characters eyes before
I love the face the dude makes at "...a second you" when the demon is looking at him
Both. He's Scaroused.
Jaey Bob i love the part where he says they can paint and they're just drawing a pentagram
Jaey Bob ME TOO
Jaey Bob iiii
Jaey Bob they can even tag team your wife!
This guy is a fucking genius
Ben Brown not In THIS GOOD Cristian server
i mean the first fifty being free with no tax for shipping or anything. i mean come on, that's one Hell of a deal!
I'll see myself out
CORRECT
Ben Brown no need to tell me twice XD
Tutorial of how to get demons out of youre life and earn money
"The first thing I said when I came across these creatures was *screams* it wouldn't be fair if only I get to experience this."
"And I vowed to sell every single one, until they're all gone... From my life... Forever"
0:49 "and I said to myself- *AAAAA-"*
What the fuck
I love it.
That's what i said
666th like.
i love how pech(?) managed to find the demons.
like literally he just opened the trapdoor and boom demons
Weird Caster
Yeah,demons, and also a pikachu.
1:48 XD two words: OH YES!!!!!!!
Same fam
A pet?! I'm a busy guy! And an unearthly abomination is just another mouth to feed.
Nati Whatever you can't kill these things no matter how hard you try......
*well think again because what I have here ladies and gentlemen:*
*is a no maintenance pet*
Nati Whatever I got this to 666 likes
Johnny Boy fucked it up
The snake-baby really got me, it was such an abrupt turn for the worse xD
It wouldn't have been as funny if it went; kitten, horse, your mother crying, a snake-baby.
0:50 I saw Pikachu
And Mickey Mouse!
And a Sperm
@@jennifercavenee7572 where do you see Mickey mouse?
I just saw 2 sperms. What does that imply?
I think i see snake
Doomslayer: I'll take your entire stock!
Doomslayer: And more once you resupply.
A the demons just chilling in jars: why do I here boss music
MMMMBOY
Am I the only one who can not stop watching this pure gold?
nope...i watch this every minute
I can't stop watching ether! This stuff is really good!
Nope
not at all sr
Love everything about it.
well... i don't want to be an uncool fool...
"I want something to eat, but all I have in the house is vegemite"
Truly, words we have all seen and said in our own lives.
not if you're an American. 😅
The potential lore here is incredible
1:44
"You know most people would just draw a bunch of lines here, but I'm writing actual words. I sure hope someone gives a shit & quotes this in their comments or something."
"It's 5am why am I still making this cartoon I want something to eat but all I have in the house is vegemite
Sincerely, Eatadick, CEO and shit."
Jack Florence Oh wow thanks for that XD
Oh no! He has vegemite
Thank you!
until they're all gone.....From my life..... Forever....
me selling my children like
Eclipse Chan they can shape shift
*Eyes bulge
1:38 "It can be 2nd you'' the faces being made got me laughing so hard
I said to myself: “AAAAAAAA-“
Reasonable.
100/10 would tagteam my wife with a demon again. -IGN
Whisp nuzlockeshedinja If you can do her 'again', it wasn't a real demon.
0:50... pikachu?
Yep and sperm...
Minos Bull xD
RezzlerGaming yah
Iz bootleg
Ferlin Migwans ?
"you can't kill these thing no matter how hard you try"
Doom: you sure about that?
*_1:06_**_ - Let me tell you! ....pretty lady..._*
Every time I’m mindlessly scrolling through the comments with the video playing in the background I stumble across a fucking quote at the exact same time the video is saying it.
Same
I have the sudden urge to adopt a snakebaby.
Your profile pic shows your eagerness:D
Me too! I gotta be cool!
I love this animation and how the guys secretly trying to get rid of them
"Secretly" is a bit of a stretch
jerry stickman
Guy's- shortcut for -Guy is
Its technically correct
Kajnake yes but he didn't put an apostrophe so both the people are wrong
YT RED2
except you
Kms80 I wouldn’t say secretly now.
Definitely one of the funniest he’s ever made.
This hits different in 2020.
Lmao this...this video right here....needs to become an adult swim show. love it.
YEEES i would be addicted to it :D
I agree
It's called Superjail!
DEAD EYE STUDIO I don't think it'll work as a show. There's just not enough material to work with. If you really stretch it you could maybe get a season out of it
I don't know, dude living with an unearthly abomination is fairly vague and leaves plenty of room for the writers.
Hot damn, only 5 dollars?! I'm sold!
Don't forget, the first 50 or so are free!
Dingaling I don't know how they're not selling out!
You guys must of forgot that tax.
Lmao!
Dingaling I call the snake-baby!
"I want something to eat but all I have in the house is Vegemite"
ah, a true Aussie.
0:15 oh hey look there’s Mickey Mouse and pikachu in the jars behind the others.
I'll take pikachu.
A real life electric rat demon is hard to come by, you know?
0:50 here's pikachu again.
And a sperm.
And I said to myself...
AAAAAHHHHH
Cranky Crank lol
Crank NØR5K1 what a wonderful world
Looked for this comment
It's not fair
I must have watched this over a dozen times but I only just now noticed the stained glass snake-baby at 1:44
I don’t see it
On the window in the church
I just saw it now too
Looks life encrypted sulfur sign
I saw it first watch
Felix Colgrave showing us his new Creations be like:
This is still my favorite animated short on this whole goddamn website and I revisit it almost as soon as I remember it.
1:44 read the paper the animator will be quite pleased
Pfft theres a dick
@@szayelaporrogranz52 i saw it
I can't read it what does it say?
The thicc lancer boi That plays video games i cant bc its pixels
Im reading this at 5:03 am
1:12 that beasty
I'll take dat one
Its so adorable
After an hour it's going to wear your face and have your entrails smeared on the wall, good choice!
@@theblackbaron4119 then paint a symbol to bring its friends over and probably terrorize anyone who lives in the household.
I believe you'll love the one from "Maddie" by Kinga as well! ua-cam.com/video/fxdvZR1ncmA/v-deo.html
No, I'll take the one at 0:28. Though the yellow one behind the elephant at 0:17 is even cuter.
Yes
The animation and style of this is so insanely satisfying. The turn at 0:29 is my personal favorite. So smooth!
"You know most people would just draw a bunch of lines here, but i'm writing actual words. I sure hope someone gives a shit & quotes this in their comments or something." 1:44 paper on the left
Good catch.
I like to think that the demons that the peddler set upon the world took it over and thats how we got double king.
Yooooooooo holy shit you right
Double King? Buddy that's how we got Man Spaghetti
Michael Nee then that led to double king
Screw the Pixar theory, now we got the Felix Colgrave Theory
woah thats deep
1:13 I find this so adorable for some reason....
Is the best dog ever drawn. And you know it.
1:10 I'd gladly pay $5 for that thing LOOKIT IT''S FACE IZZ SO CUUUUTE
What about $6?
The jaunty piano music in the background is such a perfect touch.
you'd be an UNCOOL FOOL to walk away without one of these!
Firstname Lastname you'd be an uncool fool to walk away without one of these cool tools
0:01 - 0:07 *me trying to make friends*
Hello! Pal!
Shira Naia same
Me too
Hey other pal
Same
How is the algorithm only recoending this ten years old mastereice now ?! It's not like I haven't seen si of Felix Coldgrave stuff before.
The 'It can even be a second you!' is guaranteed to get in a Felix Colgrave out of context video.
You are insane and it is highly enjoyable to view at my leisure
“Only five dollars each”
- I’m sold
My Anxiety showing all my brain cells the hundreds of reasons everyone ever hate me.
Felix, you'll probably never see this, but this is my favorite animation of all time, and I think of it and watch it about once a year. It's really brilliant
The music at 1:18 is pretty awesome tbh
pretty sure he makes his own music
*FUCK FETCH*
My favorite animation by Felix Colgrave.
Its perfect. Wouldn't change a thing.
1:51 put it on 0.25× he ate her-
👁👄👁💧✌
you don't need to slow it down to see he ate her
The guy survive at least a day with every single one of them and manage to trap them in a jar despite how dangerous they were, so props to him he is quite a badass.
I CANT STOP WATCHING THIS HELP ME
No matter how hard you try
Looks like one of the little beasties got you under it’s control
There are rumors that this guy is can't stop watching this video even after 2 years…
I've watched this at least 7 times now. What am I doing with my life?
its totally worth it! ;)
sash Definitely xD
KyoKyoSan Merp you're watching this video for the 8th time, that's what. :)
KyoKyoSan Merp what I'm doing
KyoKyoSan Merp apparently u were watching the show 7 times. why ask a question when u give your self the answer as well
This is one of THE BEST animations on youtube. I saw this video like 8 years ago, and i still rewatch it from time to time. I even got to memoryze the script xd
The script and the storytelling of this short animation is so dinamic and charming that it makes it a masterpiece.
If screenwritters had HALF the talent you have, the industry of cinema and streaming would be a way better industry.
To add another reason of distrust, he was a former snake oil salesman
That salesman represents Nintendo currently
The new Nintendo *
+Bernard Bernard He said "currently" so he means now.
PuppetStrings and by "now" he means 8 months ago
Explain
I adore these animations!
TheSmolSwefur UwU
Shut up furry
UwU
Kookue Cachoo I raped my dog UwU
well if thats the case you will just love these 0:14
0:39 - 0:43 , parents talking about there kids
I'd genuinely take one. I'd probably regret it fairly quickly, but I'd take one.
"By golly, these creatures look amazing..!" "Until they're all gone... from my life... forever"
That dog was adorable
he seems to be their captive but he manages to grip them by their throats and throw them so like if he felt like it he could beat them into submission
I actually really want a long series of this guy ditching abominations onto innocent crowds or people. It would be so funny if he became a door to door salesman 😂 “hello miss would u be interested in having a nightly companion that loves lengthy conversation?”
now THIS is how you really get rid of your demons
0:49 When the creatures jump out of the cellar, there is a pikachu...
Pikachu is a demon? Oh no
and a sperm cell
mickey mouse is in one of the jars
@@darkersouls1155 I'm about to say that to lol
This would make a good storyline to a tabletop like call of Cthulhu Or Pathfinder
0:54
that slight voice crack when he says "all gone" just sells this line
I misread the title of this as 'Tainted Gods'. Appropriate.
the way he says snake baby 😂
The way he says kitten 😂
This is basically if the spell “Find Familiar” was a Warlock-exclusive instead of Wizard-exclusive.
An unearthly abomination
Y E A P
sounds about fucking right
May I introduce you the “Pact of the Chain” boon?
Moment 0:42 pause it
THERES a cat in there behind
It cute
i think thats a furry
@@unapinarandomdelinternet3568
Lol you righ
ILL TAKE TWENTY
I'll take the other 30 you get free!
0:49 “And I said to myself: *screams* ”
„Mother, I am selling my personal demons as highly animated art... aaaagaiiiiin“
0:21 earless ding dong
Hahaha
Lol
Tainted goods
Ooooooh
Tainted goods
Ooooooh
Now I know I've got to
bam bam
R U N A W A Y
I've got to
bam bam
*G E T A W A Y*
0:49 "and i said to myself AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
It's not fair
@@v.g.2163 and I vowed to sale every single one....till they've all gone from my life....forever
Every now and then, since I first watched this in 2012, I come back to watch this and it's still brilliant!
I love this guy even if he wants to cut out of his life all demons he have met by selling them... Wait, why didn't he just leave his house ?
Duh, they followed him.
Because the mortgage isn't paid off, and if there's one thing scarier than demons it's debt collectors.
@@stevenneiman1554fair enough
This looks like something straight out of flapjack
0:50 I spy a Pikachu!
***** I'll take, 'Why I bring a portable blacklight on business trips' for $1000, Alex.
1:30 that was hilarious.
This early Felix feels very influenced by both Ren & Stimpy and by the early flash animation series from the 00's
Ah a fellow nostalgia seeker.
I great you good sir!
@@justinstick4114 I tip my hat to thee