Everyone’s going on about how he has the shrimp near his crotch, the mans in the middle of the ocean in a kayak, it’s obvious he already has balls of steel
Imagine falling from that thing while still bleeding and having a hungry shark close by next thing he will feel is not the punch from a small shrimp but the teeth of a big fish.
@@HarleyLuna31they hit so hard, you can hear them hit easily through glass and from another room. They one punch crabs half the size of them and bam dead in one hit. Yes, a mantis shrimp can break your finger. It has the most powerful hit in the animal kingdom..
@@HarleyLuna31Bro the amount of heat it generates while punching is soo high it boils nearby water it's like anime where a character punches and the surrounding area gets heated
@@adamw7411 there was a show what talked about something like this on Spektrum. I think the title was The Most Extreme. It said that if a human were able to punch as hard as a shrimp compared to its body size then Mike Tyson would be able to punch his opponent into a different country, I think. I can't remember clearly but it was crazy what the show said.
@@pincopallino69 watch out everybody, we got a badass over here! Seriously, there's a lot of different animals that live in the ocean that can fuck you up so easily. Watch those videos where people hook Great Whites by accident, or the ones where they catch something small that then attracts something a lot bigger than a human. I personally think people who deep-sea fish from a kayak have a death wish.
I don’t know if anyone else in the comment section may have noticed- but if you look closely, the shrimp is near his “you know what”s in the boat 😮😂… RIGHT AFTER HE PUNCHED HIS FREAKING FOOT. Man that’s crazy that he did that thing that I just saw in the video just now I had to go straight down to the comment section and transcribe this original thought that occurred to me in case anyone out there missed it. That’s freaking crazy dude what a crazy guy man that’s awesome 🎉
@@IIHyperSh0TII in terms of their punch’s caliber the mantis would win because it punches at the speed of a bullet. Mike tysons hand would rip apart if he could punch that fast.
I thought that he didn’t realize what he picked up and that’s why he got punched but then he proceeds to lay down facts about it. He knew exactly what it was 😂
sometimes I like to imagine if water suddenly became 70% as buoyant as it is. Your boat would be barely floating as you cling on for dear life, and if you let go you would sink slowly to the bottom, unable to ever swim to the top no matter how much you struggle.
@@flatbushmassachusetts8518 right this man on a kayak in the middle of the ocean💀 Couldn’t be me im have to go get a boat but something about being that close to the water looks so peaceful and nice when you’re on a kayak…
I fought the Mantis Shrimp and the Shrimp won ! Had me bleeding profusely from both hands before he was done ! LMAO Got me with his tail and punched me.
@@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 Cosidering that 50% of the worlds population are male, maybe you should take a look at your channel name to see where the dislikes come from. I'm sure your friends are lovely people and that they don't deserve the hate, but your name can come off as a little offensive/one-sided the way it's phrased.
Mantis shrimps, especially the punching species, are actually incredibly popular in aquaria. They can shatter glass, but they are much more interested in reserving their punching abilities for cracking through invertebrate shells.
@@user-zc8sq3wr9f @M 3 Very cool video interesting to see how powerful they are but have to ask.... Are you referring to Isaiah 49:26? If so ,you've grossly mistated that verse in a bad way. But here it is. just for the record. 🙏And I will feed them that oppress thee with their own flesh; and they shall be drunken with their own blood, as with sweet wine: and all flesh shall know that I the LORD am thy Saviour and thy Redeemer, the mighty One of Jacob
@@cassidysilver bruh chill out dude. I'm questioning your intelligence as he wasn't saying the shrimps is crazy he said what he said because he thought it was crazy it could punch through his boot into his foot
@@cassidysilver Omg how? How many Rick and Morty episodes did it take to get this point? You're obviously so intelligent. Btw He is obviously saying "you're crazy" because of the shrimp's surprising strength.
You mean goodbye to his life. He could of died if he got hit there. Internal bleeding isnt a fun thing and he is all the way out in the water, which means help isn't going get to him in time with the blood lost
@@zxckon but you also shouldn't underestimate the danger of bleeding. Even if he is close to shore, he would have to endure extreme levels of pain to row back to shore while dealing with the fact that he is bleeding out, which is weakening him every sec, depending on the amount loss at a time. If someone notices him and see that he needs help, they got to first get a vessel to retrieve him for emergency help and they need to do all that in a hour or less. Plus he can die from vasovagal overstimulation, thanks to the extreme sudden levels of pain from getting hit so hard in a very sensitive area, which can stop the heart entirely. There's also another issue too: it is right next to some major arteries. If the shrimp end up hitting one of those(to remind you, they got the punching power of a .22 caliber bullet), you wont make it.
I saw that too. I think he was sitting significantly higher than the shrimp. However, the camera angle made the mantis shrimp and dude's junk seem right next to each other.
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As someone who works in an ER, that's hysterical, LOL!! I would die if/when I heard that one!! I'd probably be fighting the urge to giggle as I was doing the sutures.
Dude just experienced the fastest and most powerful punch a living thing has ever managed to do and he just says "Ow! He punched a hole through my bootie!"
What a bunch of bs... if that was true, why can't a mantis shrimp punch a marble into orbit? Or at least 10 kilometers high? Or why dont we blast things into orbit with explosives? Why bother with rockets and thousands of tons of fuel - just use TNT. Right?
Didn't know about it, and picked one up in the tide pools on Okinawa in 1983. It kicked and cut my hand under my thumb and I've had a scar there since then. Very powerful, and it was one fourth the size of the one that got you.
Imagine having the strongest punch out of all animals, you hit a human as you fight for your life and he’s like, ‘wow that hurt!’ And then continues doing what he was doing
Fun fact: the mantis shrimp can punch at 60 MPH with the force of a .22 bullet. They also instantly vaporize water which causes a ton of heat and a bright flash.
@@JAKBOT3000 1000 punches continuously still gives you some time to recover from some of the hits, but 1 punch with the force of 1000 punches is dangerous
I'm amazed by the fact that he's not even swearing.
If that was my leg, this entire video would've been one long peep
Hahahahahhaa I can’t avoid to remember the “reporter goes ghetto” video
@@el_benja 😂😂😂 got me out here in this damn place with these bugs!
Some people simply do not swear. I don't, anyway.
Peep?
If i got punched my one I wouldve cursed like crazy, even if it was in front if my parents
Everyone’s going on about how he has the shrimp near his crotch, the mans in the middle of the ocean in a kayak, it’s obvious he already has balls of steel
Exactly what i was thinking 😂
Imagine falling from that thing while still bleeding and having a hungry shark close by next thing he will feel is not the punch from a small shrimp but the teeth of a big fish.
Yeah but he probably had a boat or a yacht of he's near by
@@NaturalSeaWave Eh, probably not? Most kayak fishermen do not...
What a mind reader.
That thing is way too close to his man parts.
Legendary weapons of the ocean: The Mantis Shrimp
@@FightingForAnimals-Jean found the whiny virtue signaling vegan
@@mr1spamification virtue signalling would be not practicing what I preach
@@FightingForAnimals-Jean Depends Do Mantis Shrimp taste as good as the shrimp you get at the farmers market?
Comical.
Had one punch my finger, and the doctor said it was the cleanest break he'd ever seen. Litter fkr hit me so hard my finger snapped like a damn twig.
Sounds like that Shrimp had some street fights under his belt.
You lying
@@HarleyLuna31they hit so hard, you can hear them hit easily through glass and from another room. They one punch crabs half the size of them and bam dead in one hit. Yes, a mantis shrimp can break your finger. It has the most powerful hit in the animal kingdom..
@@HarleyLuna31Bro the amount of heat it generates while punching is soo high it boils nearby water it's like anime where a character punches and the surrounding area gets heated
fun fact: scientists have estimated that if a mantis shrimp was the size of a human, it could punch a basketball into orbit
Daaaaaamn
Fucking cool
If there was a race of mantis shrimp the size of humans and they were aggressive we would get folded 💀
@@dimitrilylesjr.07 i think "folded" is an understatment. we would get floated like a fish
@@dimitrilylesjr.07 idk..we got guns
"This dude grabbed a hold of my booty and did whatever they do"
Best line ever
Lmao
I like that this line is approved by Dracula
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Things with a different context in prison.
phrasing omg XD
I love how the pain and shock was replaced by awe, amazement and wonder after realizing what the little shrimp had done.
I wonder how strong I would become if I’d get bitten by radioactive mantis shrimp.
@@adamw7411 there was a show what talked about something like this on Spektrum. I think the title was The Most Extreme. It said that if a human were able to punch as hard as a shrimp compared to its body size then Mike Tyson would be able to punch his opponent into a different country, I think. I can't remember clearly but it was crazy what the show said.
@@TheLightBringerX that's a good insight.
Mantis Shrimp used: Bullet Punch!
Pain and shock? Its a small booboo, his foot didnt get blown off
This guy: "Ouch dude that was so painful"
Also this guy: *places mantis shrimp right under his balls*
Lol
He knew the shrimp could do any damage to his balls of steel
Thats all I noticed too
That's what I thought too 😂😂
Exactly what i was thinking, i need to get myself one of these, cock and ball torture at a whole new level
"Strongest punch in the animal kingdom"
*Places it in-between the family jewels
He does have some balls doesn’t he… not for long maybe. But goddamn that’s an impressive punch for sure
"Family jewels" HAHAHAHA
Lol but you do know they only punch they don't jump 🦘
Ahh I see you're a man of culture, One Piece fan huh?😌
*Mantis* : "I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!"
Love how all of us were worried about our balls and this guy didnt even realize it lol
Shrimp: *Wrecks guy’s foot*
Guy: *Puts shrimp near crotch*
Shrimp: “I’m about to end this man’s whole career”
...whole family line...
@@aliwantizu XD nice
yeah whole hereditary career...
No more bloodline.
But hes not a rapper
i'm impressed that this isn't censored beyond recognizition
Mantis shrimp: "this here be a muntiny! I'm the captain now!!"
Aahahahahahaha 🤣👌
Best comment ever
*captain
Good one haha
Youre mixing up 2 different types of pirates lol
i would be so anxious being alone in such a small boat in the middle of the ocean with this kinda stuff out here
Pathetic
Same
@@pincopallino69 watch out everybody, we got a badass over here! Seriously, there's a lot of different animals that live in the ocean that can fuck you up so easily. Watch those videos where people hook Great Whites by accident, or the ones where they catch something small that then attracts something a lot bigger than a human. I personally think people who deep-sea fish from a kayak have a death wish.
@@maurodudley1338 right, no telling what’s out there. There is shit we haven’t even seen yet in the ocean
@@maurodudley1338 Pathetic
I don’t know if anyone else in the comment section may have noticed- but if you look closely, the shrimp is near his “you know what”s in the boat 😮😂… RIGHT AFTER HE PUNCHED HIS FREAKING FOOT. Man that’s crazy that he did that thing that I just saw in the video just now I had to go straight down to the comment section and transcribe this original thought that occurred to me in case anyone out there missed it. That’s freaking crazy dude what a crazy guy man that’s awesome 🎉
i would have never guessed by the thousands of other comments just like this one
The shrimp is so close to punching his balls…
No he's actually sitting above it
Instant death if that ever happens to someone.
Just straight up deletes a testicle from existence with one swift thwack
They call that a nature made sex transition operation.
😱 I was fearful of that too.
They punch so fast it literally vaporizers the water they’re in. Turns it into a little gas bubble in it floats away
Yea and that bubble is 8'500 degrees hot👾 I may be wrong but that's what i remember hearing when I watched a video on it
@Once Was I wonder what they taste like☺️
@Once Was mmmm
@Once Was gimme that shrimp!
Kinda like shooting a gun underwater
Shrimp: YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS
Shrimp: *LITERALLY BREAKS HIS BOOTS AND WOUND HIM*
Human: Oh No....... Anyway
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Been loving these top gear memes
@@timvanloo6 no shit
(puts shrimp beneath crotch for rest of video)
me: bruhhhhh
@@michagabo8819 Oh No....... Anyway i'm going to get some water
I mean... That's a pretty tiny welt all things considered. He's probably more pissed about the hole in his new boots than he is in pain from the welt.
ive heard the punch from these shrimp is so fast it creates about 2000 degrees in heat, if only for a nano second
“I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks, I only fear the shrimp who has practiced one punch 10,000 times”
-Bruce lee
Dang that shrimp is impressive. It might not kill you with that punch but the sharks it will attract from the hole it pokes sure will.
“These punching claws are rated E for EVERYONE….
*…and I do mean literally EVERYONE.”*
Mantis shrimp looking at human like.
"Usually when i do that there is a lot more realing... DID HE JUST REMOVE HIS FOOT!!!"
The pawer of Mantis 🦞😵💫
“Oh yeah?” **proceeds to punch mantis shrimp back**
Exactly 😂😂😂
Put a Mike Tyson and a mantis shrimp into a ring lets see who wins
@@IIHyperSh0TII in terms of their punch’s caliber the mantis would win because it punches at the speed of a bullet. Mike tysons hand would rip apart if he could punch that fast.
@@unknownplebeian4951 he’s wearing gloves bro 😂
@Alpha Shepherd my moneys on tyson, there ain't any rules against waiting for your opponent to die of dehydration/oxygen deprivation
Potentially a formidable opponent for One Punch Man
The mantis shrimp purposely hooked himself to come to you, you didn’t catch him, he simply allowed it
he shrimply allowed it
@@clawsome676HaHa
guys 1 more like.
@@funbrothers3053 we must unite for it is our legacy as internet brethern
@@liger678tion4 Yeah will you stand with me brother.
I like how you casually leave it there near a worse thing he could destroy.
😳
what are you talking about? The guy is elevated FYI
he killed it I think with those clippers in his hands
Uh, if that happens... AAH, PAIN
I was fearing the same thing
Fun fact: The mantis shrimp’s punch is as powerful as a gunshot.
Thankfully the Mantis shrimp don’t grow too large because if it did it would literally one shot every animal.
One punch crustacean.
They get pretty fucking big mate!
@@crow7505 what do you mean pretty f’n big?
I fking would too
@@jaysantos11 iv'e seen them longer than my fore arm in the NT
Wife: How was your fishing trip?
""A shrimp grab hold of my booty and punched a hole through it"
I am now convinced that, that little guy can beat up Mike Tyson. 😮 LOL OMG 😂😂
okay
Dude w/ that blood loss you’re gonna draw in a SHARK out there
He never expected bloody punch😂
1:17 Bro’s like “You coming back for seconds?!” 😆
Never mind the shrimp, this man be fishing at the end of render distance.
This needs more votes xD!
Na, mans just has his render distance down to 4 so he doesn’t get mining fatigue.
Was literally thinking this same thing, LOL
An animal capable of breaking glass punching you seems like it might hurt.
I thought that he didn’t realize what he picked up and that’s why he got punched but then he proceeds to lay down facts about it. He knew exactly what it was 😂
sometimes I like to imagine if water suddenly became 70% as buoyant as it is. Your boat would be barely floating as you cling on for dear life, and if you let go you would sink slowly to the bottom, unable to ever swim to the top no matter how much you struggle.
Everyone’s going on about the shrimp, I’m just amazed how calm the sea looks.
And then the shark start approaching 😹
Scary asf won’t catch me out there in a fkn kayak ..
@@flatbushmassachusetts8518 right this man on a kayak in the middle of the ocean💀
Couldn’t be me im have to go get a boat but something about being that close to the water looks so peaceful and nice when you’re on a kayak…
almost as calm as the guy himself
@@myshiteu4934 I’m just thinking about what’s under when I’m that close to the water
I fought the Mantis Shrimp and the Shrimp won ! Had me bleeding profusely from both hands before he was done ! LMAO Got me with his tail and punched me.
If shrimp can punch this good no wonder they can fry a banging rice
i used to be a fisherman like you, but then i took a mantis shrimp in the knee
-this dude
wow
@@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 why are you gay
Imagine if it socked some dude in the sacky! Ball buster!
@@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 huh
@@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 Cosidering that 50% of the worlds population are male, maybe you should take a look at your channel name to see where the dislikes come from.
I'm sure your friends are lovely people and that they don't deserve the hate, but your name can come off as a little offensive/one-sided the way it's phrased.
imagine the pain getting dragged by a metal hook in your mouth
He punched the hell outta yor leg mahn 😂
Mantis shrimp are never in aquariums because their punch can shatter the glass of the enclosures
They are powerful
Mantis shrimps, especially the punching species, are actually incredibly popular in aquaria. They can shatter glass, but they are much more interested in reserving their punching abilities for cracking through invertebrate shells.
Not saying he has brass balls, but they'd want to be considering where that mantis shrimp is sat...
That's our One-Punch Shrimp.
It cut through your boot?! Omg wtf bahah. That's genuinely scary
"You're crazy dude"
🦐: I'm just trying not to die brosky
Yoo🤣
Well his chances at survival dropped the moment he did that
@@ajjacob6791 fr he getting cooked, for that crap smh LOL.
He's going to taste especially good
"Nothing tastes as good as the blood of your oppressor" ~ Yeshua of Nazareth
@@user-zc8sq3wr9f @M 3 Very cool video interesting to see how powerful they are but have to ask.... Are you referring to Isaiah 49:26?
If so ,you've grossly mistated that verse in a bad way. But here it is. just for the record. 🙏And I will feed them that oppress thee with their own flesh; and they shall be drunken with their own blood, as with sweet wine: and all flesh shall know that I the LORD am thy Saviour and thy Redeemer, the mighty One of Jacob
@@lv2mine wut
U have Asian Ancestors?
@@lv2mine it’s a joke… ever heard of those?
“Has the most powerful punch”
Also places under balls
CBT
How idiotic
He went out fighting. As every knight of the ocean should.
This guy: "you're crazy dude, you're crazy"
This shrimp: "bruh you're the one who pulled me out of my home to eat me later"
That's what I thought. Stupid video
All the more reason to fry that little sandwich filler :).
But hey I guess carrots don't put up much of a fight now do they
Im not sure if people actually eat Mantis shrimps. I think he just wanted to check it out.
@@cassidysilver bruh chill out dude. I'm questioning your intelligence as he wasn't saying the shrimps is crazy he said what he said because he thought it was crazy it could punch through his boot into his foot
@@cassidysilver Omg how? How many Rick and Morty episodes did it take to get this point? You're obviously so intelligent.
Btw He is obviously saying "you're crazy" because of the shrimp's surprising strength.
Picking a fight with a shrimp is like picking a fight with Tyson
proceeds to punch hole in boat. "If I'm going down you're coming with me"
He could’ve said goodbye to his children that was way too close.
You mean goodbye to his life. He could of died if he got hit there. Internal bleeding isnt a fun thing and he is all the way out in the water, which means help isn't going get to him in time with the blood lost
@@lightingthief4482 he never showed the camera angle in back of him. You can’t assume how far out he is
@@zxckon *assuming*
Ever heard of this word
@@bait5257 there is nothing wrong with his sentence.
@@zxckon but you also shouldn't underestimate the danger of bleeding. Even if he is close to shore, he would have to endure extreme levels of pain to row back to shore while dealing with the fact that he is bleeding out, which is weakening him every sec, depending on the amount loss at a time. If someone notices him and see that he needs help, they got to first get a vessel to retrieve him for emergency help and they need to do all that in a hour or less. Plus he can die from vasovagal overstimulation, thanks to the extreme sudden levels of pain from getting hit so hard in a very sensitive area, which can stop the heart entirely. There's also another issue too: it is right next to some major arteries. If the shrimp end up hitting one of those(to remind you, they got the punching power of a .22 caliber bullet), you wont make it.
Sharks can smell a drop of blood miles away...
Mantis Shrimp : "Tell me... Do you bleed? ..."
Ye
Underrated
I just keep watching the water to watch a shark slowly coming up at the kayak. XD
this video came up on my reccommended one day and now i watch this guys videos to relax
"The mantis shrimp has one of the hardest punches in the animal kindom"
*puts It under his balls*
Living live on the edge
That’s why I’m sayin that fucker would be out of my kayak and not between my thighs.
Jokes on you, he’s into that shit.
Bruhhh right
@@satney117 and that shrimp's claws were also into his feet
Punches a hole in his foot, “I think I’ll put it next to my junk for safekeeping “
For real! Homie just left it sitting right next to his junk 😂
I saw that too. I think he was sitting significantly higher than the shrimp. However, the camera angle made the mantis shrimp and dude's junk seem right next to each other.
Hahahaha smol brain
Actually it fell there. 0:35
I knew this had to be the top comment. First thing I though. He just punched a whole in your foot .... And... Now he's under your Nuts. Wtf?
This dude is like: "I'm not even mad, I'm impressed!"
Can't be mad. scorpions gonna scorp, mantis shrimp will punch a hole in you! Lol
That's the adrenaline, after it wears off he'll be screaming bloody murder
Impressive 👏👏... Now Off to the pot you go...
🤣😂
Classic Ron Burgundy
Que onda pa
“This dude, grabbed a hold of my booty, and did whatever they do” is a wild statement
😂
Lmaorotfl 😂 😂 😂
"It really hurt"😂
'Put a hole in this booty' 😮
Let's name the shrimp "Diddy"...
*Next week*
“I’m Coyote Peterson and I’m about to receive the most powerful punch in the world”
I wouldn’t be surprised
I'll be waiting lol
Lol, I’m thinking the same thing.
Bro I was finna run to his comments and ask him to do it😂
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“Everyone has a plan ‘til they get punched in the foot.”
-Shrimp Tyson
This comment will make it to the top.
Hahaha thanks for the laugh.
You win the internet.
Mike Mantis.
Simple but effective comment haha
Normal people: "I'm afraid of the open ocean. Sharks!"
Mantis Shrimp: "Sharks are
the least of your problems."
That's actually pretty true, if I was a shark I wouldn't want to be near a little dude who has the punch hotter then the sun.
@@Varg390 Isn't that the pistol shrimp?
@@OnyxKami idk I'm not biologist
@@OnyxKami both, mantis shrimp impact point is similar to the pistol shrimps bubble.
yeah
Man: You're crazy dude, you are crazy!
Mantis Shrimp: *Dying*
😂😂😂
i wouldn't pick it up
That guy is a shithead. No respect for the life he’s taking for sustenance.
The mantis shrimp had some weird disease and his foot fell off
Udang Mantis: Tidak Sadar
This guy keeps the shrimp near his crotch..
The Shrimp: *I am gonna do what's called as a pro gamer move*
And the move called "The nutcracker"
@@-23-64 😆
Lol I was goin to say something… but as usual comments got me covered
When Saitama punches sonic
I was thinking the same thing, Hell if I’d let that thing anywhere near Deez Nuts. 🙂
Sitting there, bleeding, hole in his foot talking about how bad it hurt and the shrimp is like like 2 inches below his sack. #nope
Nah I wouldn't want that either
Agree
that’s what i was thinking like did you not learn your lesson?
Nope
Punch ability was on cooldown
I can imagine him at the hospital.
“Were you shot sir?”
“No, I was punched by a shrimp’
LMAOSHAIAIA
As someone who works in an ER, that's hysterical, LOL!! I would die if/when I heard that one!! I'd probably be fighting the urge to giggle as I was doing the sutures.
Good thing there is video evidence. No one would believe him otherwise.
I'm dying of laughter right now..
He was pinched, not punched.
Later that night, his mantis powers kicked in, and he bacame...Shrimp Man.
Nah. He should be called” One Punch Shrimp Man”
It's one hell of an origin story.
kicked in haha very funny
Then I cut in half with the blades and I had the last laugh the end
That’s what they used to call me in high school but for a different reason….
Dude just experienced the fastest and most powerful punch a living thing has ever managed to do and he just says "Ow! He punched a hole through my bootie!"
Some say, underneath all those words, you can maybe see the letters:
“r e l a t i v e”
Relative to its size. It will hurt but won’t kill you.
@@Thefalseexperience still punches as fast as a 22cal. bullet
@@Thefalseexperience imagine if it is big as shark
One punch man
“This shrimp has the most powerful punch in the animal kingdom”
Then proceeds to let it sit between his legs.
Evolution 😌
Then proceeds to let it sit inches away from his family Jewels
u must respect bdsm.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
c o c a n d b a l l t o r t u r e
Always remember that if a mantis shrimp was the size of a human and it's strength increased proportionately, it could punch a basketball into orbit
feel like the basketball would melt first, if not vaporize
Cube square law means that "proportionally" isn't linear, but it would be funny if it was.
Nope, the ball would have exploded on impact.
What a bunch of bs... if that was true, why can't a mantis shrimp punch a marble into orbit? Or at least 10 kilometers high?
Or why dont we blast things into orbit with explosives? Why bother with rockets and thousands of tons of fuel - just use TNT. Right?
😂
“Literally ripped a hole through my boots and my foot” as he keeps the shrimp inches from his family jewels
The funny thing is that this comment has 69 likes. Cursed
family jewels ☠️☠️☠️
“Bootie”😂😂😂
it may be just a shrimp, but he does have some respect, not much clearly, but some.
It's not as close as it appears, it's probably about a foot away or more I doubt it can reach him if it tried it's best.
Is it me or everyone is worried because that shrimp is perfectly under his balls!
He got off lucky.
Atleast the shrimp is honorable enough not to do a low blow
It was dying for air at that point
This whole video has me on edge
Dude, from centuries ago men protect other men balls
If it were the size of a human, it would be called the One Punch Shrimp.
If it was the size of a human it could probably destroy tanks.
The fact he threw that thing so close to his balls, this guy likes living on the edge
You know he was hoping it would..
@@john_bass_bomb2200 Don’t......
That would be alot to process
no
HOME RUN. times two
You pulled him outta the water and he was like " *These claws rated E for everyone, SURFACE DWELLER* "
🤣
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
That’s beautiful! 🤣🤣Straight up amazing!
I love that 😂
Shrimp being taken out of water: “CALL THE AMBULANCE”
*pulls out boxing gloves*
“But not for me.”
lmao
that's legendary 😂
Fucking LOL
That is fucking funny !
Damn he be fighting the dude ksi style
Didn't know about it, and picked one up in the tide pools on Okinawa in 1983. It kicked and cut my hand under my thumb and I've had a scar there since then. Very powerful, and it was one fourth the size of the one that got you.
Mantis shrimp to literally anything:
“You’re not that guy pal. You’re not that guy”
Pal*
@@shorelord1175 oh man thanks I’ll change it
Lmao for the life of me I can't remember where this is from but it cracks me up everytime I hear it🤣💀
@@acm-gs8jl no problem just couldn’t leave you hanging like that
@@shorelord1175 yesssirrrr
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🦐 *One Punch-Shrimp* 👊🏻
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Just a shrimp for fun!
Atomic punch
🦐Master is a very impatient shrimp!
Sum it up in 20 words or else 🔥🔥
ONE PUUUUUUNCCHH
Yes
"This shrimp has the most powerful punch in the animal kingdom"
**Lets it sit inches away from his reproductive organs**
ikr,i was concerned regarding that,lmao
Came here to say the same thing
If that shrimp jumped and punched his shit I would have DIED laughing
Fr 😂
Imagine if it punches his balls💀
I can’t believe you left that thing sitting near your nuts! You’re nuts!!
haha
@@Mr.Markus. your certified... hes nutsssss 🥜👏😂
That's funny I was thinking the same thing! :D
😂
That's because he has balls of steel
I love how he’s not even mad 😂, he’s like “damn, not bad”
Why would he get mad?
I mean he's gonna eat him later so why would he be mad lol
I think that’s pretty cool how he didn’t overreact
the shrimps last ditch effort facing certain death. fisherman: you're crazy shrimp
He is probably the same guy why says gg even after losing a game
How often does one get to say “Yeah I was punched by a shrimp” after a fishing excursion?
A tailslap? Sure. A punch? Not until I seen this!
Two dudes getting in an argument and the other is a shrimp.
More like "A shrimp punched a hole into my foot"
He does know the mantis is right directly under his weak spot right?👀
Not just punched but rekt. Dude got rekt by a shrimp
Shrimp: (proceeds to punch human foot)
Human: (proceeds to put shrimp near the crouch area)
Shrimp: you really wanna have a bad day don’t you.
yeah like what the fuck?
woulda got spayed
Shrimps won’t attack shrimps
😂 🤣
@@Ohhigabe your lucky in that case.
Imagine having the strongest punch out of all animals, you hit a human as you fight for your life and he’s like, ‘wow that hurt!’ And then continues doing what he was doing
That'd be the equivalent of a human punching Cthulhu and actually doing some damage
@@CesarTheKingVA now im imagining some guy punch cthulhu and then cthulhu just spits out a tooth
@@serious_mood_rig7511 that's still pretty strong
😂😂😂😂😭 that's why it just laid there 😭😭
@@re_i_gn mass has a lot to do with it, but it’s still shocking that it punches through a boot and into skin, no human could do that
"What happened to your foot?"
"Shrimp."
"What?"
"Shrimp."
Lol
Shrood
bogos binted 👽
Shrimp
“loads gun”
Fun fact: the mantis shrimp can punch at 60 MPH with the force of a .22 bullet.
They also instantly vaporize water which causes a ton of heat and a bright flash.
its like getting shot by a .22, hit by a flash gernade and a incendiary gernade, all at once
That's not this type of mantis shrimp, there are punchers and spearers. This was a spearer, it doesn't have even close to that much power
Mantis Shrimp *is directly under his crotch
Mantis Shrimp: "The fate of your whole blood line is now on my hand."
I was also thinking how crazy the many was forgetting that the animal was right below his private part.
*shrimp gets boiled*
@@souvikdas5662 SAME
I swould of been swimming if that thing got that close to my boys. I’m sure it would ruptured a testicle.
Yo that's why I have two
"That did not feel good at all"
*Proceeds to keep pissed off Mantis Shrimp below his crotch*
i was thinking the same thing. man that was terrifying just by looking at the situation.
Greatest nut check in the world.
@@takei97 that man going to be down and out on that kayak for a good few hours if he did get nut checked.
@@takei97 that man going to be down and out on that kayak for a good few hours if he did get nut checked.
Guy would have ruptured a testicle and gotten wickedly ill if he even had the ability to get through the initial pain and get back to land.
Imagine if that shrimp landed on the valley of the balls. End of the frikin world!
be one painful prank 💀
I’d tumble straight into the water and probably drown
Shrimp be like: are these punching bags? 😂😂
>:( no
I don’t understand the psychics of what occurred. It looked like he barely flopped on his foot. Smh.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the foot" - Shrimp Tyson
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Most Underrated comment on here 👏🏾
Lmaooo
When I picture "Shrimp Tyson" I have so many characters in my head
Crustyson
“I fear not the shrimp who has done 1,000 punches. I fear the shrimp who has done one punch 1,000 times.” -Bruce Lee
💀😭😂
Funniest shit
That would still be 1000 punches
I did not google that, saying for a friend
@@JAKBOT3000 1000 punches continuously still gives you some time to recover from some of the hits, but 1 punch with the force of 1000 punches is dangerous