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  • Опубліковано 18 вер 2024
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  • @reyjuarez807
    @reyjuarez807 4 роки тому +207

    Alan showed his acting skills on this chapter. 😂

  • @ginosogoretic2276
    @ginosogoretic2276 4 роки тому +87

    2:57 Jon's delivery was on point and hilarious

  • @byakuya_Hanqhal
    @byakuya_Hanqhal 5 років тому +444

    Alan - Can't get it up,take a pill..
    Jake - can't get what up😂😂

    • @dr.j.bettis--md9697
      @dr.j.bettis--md9697 3 роки тому +2

      Alan always talks about how healthy he is yet he has to take expired Viagra's just to 'Get it Up'... what a loser

    • @xx-fs6du
      @xx-fs6du 3 роки тому

      @@dr.j.bettis--md9697 It's comedy..it's a show..relax 🙄

    • @dr.j.bettis--md9697
      @dr.j.bettis--md9697 3 роки тому

      @@xx-fs6du Hell Naw, I Ain't Gonna "Relax". I'm Tryna' Get My Troll On And Start Some Shhh In The Comment Section. Lol

    • @royaltypoetry1533
      @royaltypoetry1533 3 роки тому

      @@dr.j.bettis--md9697 healthy people still can have a ED PROBLEM

    • @cjmichaelrodriguez
      @cjmichaelrodriguez 3 роки тому

      The Winnie

  • @nitinbv8710
    @nitinbv8710 5 років тому +248

    In this episode charlie shown concern to his brother although he's got his own problem but still he is worried about his brother... That is why he decided to fund jake for college which is said by charlie in the future episode... Since its a comedy show people forgot to see those feelings...🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

  • @99flyinguppercuts
    @99flyinguppercuts 5 років тому +347

    It's not all of a sudden

  • @yattaguru
    @yattaguru 5 років тому +695

    Alan should have been sleep deprived more often. He's more of a man this way 😏

  • @hardyrules08
    @hardyrules08 4 роки тому +67

    he should act this way towards judith

    • @quintondent5647
      @quintondent5647 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, Maybe he should since Judith's the biggest bitch of an ex-wife and Alan shouldn't take any of her crap ever like watching her house burn and her right along with it. He smiles with pure evil.

  • @yep4630
    @yep4630 4 роки тому +9

    They on TV all the time! Priceless 😂😂😂

  • @mikevincent5260
    @mikevincent5260 3 роки тому +210

    “I do like fries” gets me everytime 😂

  • @suryaniranjans4563
    @suryaniranjans4563 3 роки тому +22

    Charlie sheen was the reason two and a half men was legendary
    He goes and the whole magic falls apart

    • @S1rWakka
      @S1rWakka 3 роки тому +1

      Nah it was great writing and chemistry between Charlie and the other actors. It went downhill way before Charlie was replaced

    • @suryaniranjans4563
      @suryaniranjans4563 3 роки тому +1

      @@S1rWakka nope 👎 ur wrong

  • @micheleadams4646
    @micheleadams4646 5 років тому +118

    they need to reboot two and half men and bring charlie back it would be great

    • @Puffadderr
      @Puffadderr 5 років тому +18

      No they don't. They need to stop rebooting. Nothing can ever meet such a high expectations. They would just do 2-3 three shitty money grab seasons.

    • @faisalsalam4161
      @faisalsalam4161 3 роки тому

      It's possible to make a new show with a similar premise and a new cast but rebooting with the original cast? Just a waste of time at this point.

    • @lifewithhappinessandfun3914
      @lifewithhappinessandfun3914 3 роки тому

      Bad ideia

    • @S1rWakka
      @S1rWakka 3 роки тому +1

      The show went downhill long before Charlie left

  • @gp3806
    @gp3806 4 роки тому +33

    And thats how Alan started an underground fight club.

    • @AnCapone1899
      @AnCapone1899 3 роки тому +3

      First rule, you do not pay rent

  • @ryanhill8886
    @ryanhill8886 5 років тому +110

    Gassy Dwarf . … LMAO!!!!

    • @adilsaju
      @adilsaju 4 роки тому +7

      Charlie's nicknames for Jake is all golden😂

  • @alejandrovaras1018
    @alejandrovaras1018 5 років тому +42

    THE BEST SCENE BY FAR OF ALAN HARPER........

  • @dannyakins8742
    @dannyakins8742 4 роки тому +48

    It's nice that Alan thinks Jake can make it to college

  • @a-rue-nima
    @a-rue-nima 4 роки тому +53

    How hard would it have been to not laugh at 2:24 .. must've taken a lot of retakes😂😂😂

    • @ginosogoretic2276
      @ginosogoretic2276 4 роки тому +4

      No, but the scene at the kitchen where he said : And for what?
      So he gets a worthless piece of paper that he can fold and wear at his fast food job where he will get fired for stealing fries. He ruined that part several times

  • @belvinnadar5782
    @belvinnadar5782 5 років тому +366

    Clickbait title...

  • @santhosh4567
    @santhosh4567 4 роки тому +11

    Can't get what up?
    It's not all of a sudden
    Best lines 😂😂

  • @faizanhameed1235
    @faizanhameed1235 3 роки тому +18

    Alan practiced for this long dialogue so many times 😂😂

  • @TheDiamondsions
    @TheDiamondsions 5 років тому +60

    Thought he was gonna say half man.

  • @seulgi1211
    @seulgi1211 3 роки тому +8

    2:57 to think he has the nerve to lecture Charlie when he's the one who's broke and homeless.

  • @rasberryjamdoughnut2288
    @rasberryjamdoughnut2288 5 років тому +95

    I aspire to wake up after sleeping so long that I don’t know what day it is

    • @2461-y9f
      @2461-y9f 5 років тому +10

      The feeling is underrated for sure. Most of the time i find out it is weekend when i see everybody outside is dressed well

    • @rexthompson5909
      @rexthompson5909 4 роки тому

      There's a story about that, granted in the story )might be a creepy pasta) the guy sleeps for a century

    • @dadadannn
      @dadadannn 4 роки тому

      Just gotta stay up for a while. Usually after a big 2 day 2 night coke bender you'll have this big sleep

  • @tankdogization
    @tankdogization 5 років тому +54

    Jake ends up being the one with the big money by the end of the show. 2.5 million to be exact.

    • @Nexxett
      @Nexxett 4 роки тому +5

      Gassy dwarf... Good for him ..loool

  • @abdulraheem3821
    @abdulraheem3821 4 роки тому +8

    Alan: Cant get it up take a pill.
    Jake: Cant get what up?
    😅😅

  • @Trenty39
    @Trenty39 3 роки тому +8

    They look down on Jake so much yet he is the one that ended up rich! Lol!

  • @Nach956
    @Nach956 4 роки тому +13

    Sometimes Alan & Jake reminds me to Ren & Stimpy

  • @mrulizez12ify
    @mrulizez12ify 5 років тому +31

    Am I the only one who gets pissed when Alan asks Jake to bring his friends with-ought Charlie’s Permission

  • @jadejabrijrajsinh8610
    @jadejabrijrajsinh8610 5 років тому +42

    Best of jon cryer

  • @6616Milan
    @6616Milan 4 роки тому +5

    Alan speaks out the true system of education.

  • @oasis6342
    @oasis6342 4 роки тому +8

    Charlie is the greatest brother of all times.

  • @brianbukenya8583
    @brianbukenya8583 5 років тому +24

    can't get what up??😂😂😂

  • @dorissanchez232
    @dorissanchez232 4 роки тому +33

    I don't understand why Charlie always allows Alan the leach to do whatever he wants in his house

    • @andrewlei2980
      @andrewlei2980 4 роки тому +17

      Doris Sanchez if you watch season 1, he basically does it for Jake. Deep down, Charlie really loves Jake and wants to give him the best life possible.

    • @nyongtory4e
      @nyongtory4e 4 роки тому +5

      @@andrewlei2980Charlie is also the direct responsible for Alan's lawyer screwing him over. So he kinda has to stick up to the situation. But I do agree Alan becomes more of a leach every season, sth Charlie shouldnt have to tolerate. But he does because he loves Jake and deep down his brother too.

    • @masochistboy653
      @masochistboy653 3 роки тому

      @@nyongtory4e no no it's on Alan to get a lawyer that screws clients over a non work related things. Alan is a doormat and dum dum

    • @rodrigogoncalves2626
      @rodrigogoncalves2626 3 роки тому +7

      You guys know that this was a tv show and the main idea behind it was to show people that despite everything their bond was very close. The leeching and every other shenanigan is what makes it hilarious.

    • @ariadneschild8460
      @ariadneschild8460 2 роки тому

      Stockholm syndrome lol.

  • @stevejory9679
    @stevejory9679 3 роки тому +4

    "Not all of a sudden" hahahaha

  • @SHAZAM629
    @SHAZAM629 3 роки тому +4

    Surre you can sleep you have no Conscience
    WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    WHAT?
    its noon
    What day?
    Saturday
    Thanks see ya Sunday

    • @dr.j.bettis--md9697
      @dr.j.bettis--md9697 3 роки тому +1

      When Alan yelled at Charlie to "Wake Up" and take his kid to school and all, Charlie should've gotten up and knocked his ass out and then thrown his ass out right afterwards

  • @solanoscrossoverproduction3930
    @solanoscrossoverproduction3930 2 роки тому +4

    0:04 Bass solo 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸

  • @johnyepthomi892
    @johnyepthomi892 4 роки тому +5

    If my kid were to be actually that stupid I would never forgive myself ... Lol 😆

  • @kellyallen6830
    @kellyallen6830 3 роки тому +2

    The kids were old enough to not need supervision anyways.

  • @TheRobbo007
    @TheRobbo007 3 роки тому +3

    Alan is on Alpha mode here 😂

  • @johnyralte6119
    @johnyralte6119 2 роки тому +1

    That kitchen is where all the magic happens

  • @abbeywright5128
    @abbeywright5128 3 роки тому +1

    I miss the show two and half men

  • @Russell_Rieckenberg
    @Russell_Rieckenberg 3 роки тому +1

    William Tell Overture

  • @Lauren94twitch
    @Lauren94twitch 4 роки тому +2

    bloopers on this wer so funny

  • @KLAUS9176
    @KLAUS9176 3 роки тому +3

    Gassy dwarf🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @joaquimgoncalves9412
    @joaquimgoncalves9412 3 роки тому +4

    It would be great if someone do a video loop with alan scream wake up at 2:22

  • @moemoeanisong
    @moemoeanisong 5 років тому +5

    look at his grin at 2:02

  • @mimigurudeedee5680
    @mimigurudeedee5680 4 роки тому +2

    This show should be called three 1/2 men or 1 1/2 men.

  • @KrayzieBonefan1999
    @KrayzieBonefan1999 5 років тому +12

    Lol I do like fries

  • @angelahagerman5693
    @angelahagerman5693 3 роки тому +2

    Why does Alan play with his food? He never takes a bite..

    • @rammers2802
      @rammers2802 2 роки тому

      He keeps switching his cutlery between hands as well

  • @dr.pratheeban.p6601
    @dr.pratheeban.p6601 3 роки тому +1

    If my brother yells at me like this i will kick him out 😂😂

  • @AnCapone1899
    @AnCapone1899 3 роки тому +1

    Bom bom bom bom bom

  • @MonsterMiggyMiggs
    @MonsterMiggyMiggs 4 роки тому +5

    You know, charlie is giving him a roof over his head. Why does he gota watch the brat too

  • @awesomeaman113
    @awesomeaman113 4 роки тому +1

    Hey it’s Lex Luther!

  • @bravo2081
    @bravo2081 3 роки тому +1

    Wow Alan's cranky when tired

    • @dr.j.bettis--md9697
      @dr.j.bettis--md9697 3 роки тому +1

      Cranky? He's acting like a little bitch and Charlie should've thrown his ass out for being so unthankful and unappreciated

    • @matthewrose4797
      @matthewrose4797 2 роки тому

      Aren't we all?

    • @matthewrose4797
      @matthewrose4797 2 роки тому

      @@dr.j.bettis--md9697 I know people hate Alan, but Charlie, Jake, Judith and their mother Evelyn especially, are way worse than he is.

  • @Kitzz05
    @Kitzz05 6 років тому +11

    Which episode

  • @brianellinger6622
    @brianellinger6622 5 років тому +5

    Hard enough to hunt with

  • @kaziknybosman4739
    @kaziknybosman4739 3 роки тому +1

    "Extra order-not accepting frescs"

  • @annadraper8403
    @annadraper8403 2 роки тому +1

    Well since you said please........

  • @supriyasou3722
    @supriyasou3722 3 роки тому +1

    I do like fries 😂😂

  • @fredrichardson8647
    @fredrichardson8647 5 років тому +14

    if alan screamed at me like that,he be out of the house so fast

  • @kattyparry1388
    @kattyparry1388 3 роки тому +1

    Dang I want fries now

  • @bmmmm27
    @bmmmm27 Рік тому

    Well it’s not all of a sudden… hahaha love❤u Jake

  • @ajb7530
    @ajb7530 4 роки тому +3

    Alan, you don't have to pay for your kid's college education.

  • @rguha1289
    @rguha1289 Рік тому

    Some gasi dwarf…. 😂😂😂

  • @KegOfMeat
    @KegOfMeat 2 роки тому

    “I think of you more like a gassy dwarf.”

  • @91rummy
    @91rummy Рік тому

    Charlie is extra nice with his brother

  • @gracenjuguna7292
    @gracenjuguna7292 2 роки тому

    It's as easy to hate Allan as it is to love charlie. Many times.

  • @truckguy8613
    @truckguy8613 Рік тому

    Alan really does need his ass kicked for treating the brother that he and his son are mooching off of seemingly for the rest of his life like this

  • @Ryank2150
    @Ryank2150 4 роки тому +3

    Well since you said please

  • @cloak1408
    @cloak1408 Рік тому

    I swear I would have thrown Alan out of my house lol

  • @needfoolthings
    @needfoolthings 3 роки тому +1

    Wait. Is there a pill for not getting it up?!

  • @cirocciroc
    @cirocciroc 4 роки тому +1

    Should've said cant get your mood up

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723 5 років тому +3

    Jake never loved that nimrod, Alan

  • @reginalddumas4525
    @reginalddumas4525 2 роки тому

    😂

  • @fredrichardson8647
    @fredrichardson8647 5 років тому +3

    if alan wants a nice quite dinner then MOVE!!!

  • @KS-gy3ch
    @KS-gy3ch 4 роки тому +1

    Alan shouldn't have married if he did not wana pay alimony

  • @thebruh_man1653
    @thebruh_man1653 3 роки тому

    2:23

  • @likaboss7654
    @likaboss7654 5 років тому +2

    Clickbait

  • @scottycz4918
    @scottycz4918 5 років тому +2

    Episode?

  • @theothertroll
    @theothertroll Рік тому

    That show really sucked 🤪