Misery? he lives in a 23,000,000 beach house, in Malibu for *FREE* and has maid service. house hold expenses(FOOD< WATER ELECTICIt ETC). T is paid by Charlie. that not misery that is Jealousy. (MOM paid both of their schooling and Hatred, (mom paid for both of their schooling so not student loans.
They ruined the show by making him a horrible person. The show worked because Alan was a decent guy, and even Charlie was loyal to his family at least.
Berta is literally Einstein level genius!...Now obviously she is a fictional character written by a team of writers...but she is still a genius for delivering her lines the way she does!
See, the problem I have with Alan is that his resentment towards Charlie is not fair. His problems are his own and to be honest, most of them were avoidable. Charlie never wanted the headache of marriage so he never got married. Is that the best way to look at life? No, he gave up a lot of things by not getting married, but he made his choice and he lives with it. Alan on the other hand is always looking at the glass half empty. As for the financial situation, you’re a chiropractor Alan! Why’d you choose to become that? How rich did you really think you were going to get doing that?Charlie wanted more and he went for it. Why don’t you? The music industry is very cutthroat and the fact that Charlie makes so much money out of it suggests a lot of hard work, despite Charlie not thinking só himself. Like they say, do what you love and you won’t work a single day in your life. I believe Charlie is the epitome of that. He doesn’t see his job as work because he enjoys it so much.
Yeah but Charlie doinked Alans Lawyer thus just to be petty, let Judith win because of Charlie leaving said lawyer when Charlie could've quite easily not only paid for a new lawyer but also sue the other lawyer for malpractice so Alan would've already had a place to live and not mooch off charlie for this long. It's not entirely Alans fault for having to live this life, Charlie took part in Alan loosing everything to Judith. If Charlie would've banged anyone else instead of Alans Lawyer then Alan wouldn't be in this huge mess also Im guessing you've never had a job because anyone who has had a job will tell you otherwise that after a year it just feels like work and that mentality of yours is really stupid and needs to die out.
I disagree with that... my dad used to have that - despicable human being - look on me whenever i receive good and Achived money from her and he still has that attitude. I feel kinda split lol, as i'm HalfCharlie and Half Just Hard Work Me, yet real life scholar mexican version of Martin Sheen still doesn't respect me.... ugh
@@exodustimes4266 I simply gain it so they give it to me. that's why i work hard. Cause i know this truth. If i work hard then they pay me right. I sometimes ask for it not because of lack of humbless but because you gotta ask for it when you need it..... and THAT'S when Life has an order.
@Ethan James Who are you refeering too.... - I'm VIX btw, lost that other account, don't ask lol... unless you know how to get accounts back. I feel better in that other one lol -
I agree with the first 2 but suddenly i don't like to be a man lol... a man any gen and culture shall carry some honor in him - a practical value -, and not to be a man gold digger, leave that to the ladies though
Uh no. Zack has an absolutely terrible attitude and outlook and all his schemes fail. He would never be successful. Haven't you watched Zack Morris is traaashhhh?
Chrisman77+yeah I know I'm asshole but at least I admit unlike you who won't admit just like Zack and Charlie well you bigger trash than both Zack and Charlie combined
I can feel for Alan... Charlie Sheen was making a $1M an episode basically playing himself... didn't even have to pretend his first name is different. How fair is that?
I think Alan jealous because charile makes more money than him. Lol that's his fault for marrying a woman who takes his money. His so call ex wife money digger
John Cryer is so underrated as an actor! It’s actually criminal!
He is good but traded his skill for money without a care for quality in the last seasons...
Not anymore
For me, he isn’t underrated and blame more the script form s9-12
I‘m like: Who wrote that script sometimes??
@@sepheul cystine
had to google john cryer just to be sure its alan :D
Alan's misery is part of the show's humor, if he ever got ahead it wouldn't be the same.
Misery how... as in bad human being, or just extremely unlucky guy
@@VixXstazosJOB unlucky and feeling like God put him on this earth just to make his life miserable 90% of the time
And self sabotaging
He did get ahead once when he had that Ponzi scheme. And it was brilliant
Misery? he lives in a 23,000,000 beach house, in Malibu for *FREE* and has maid service. house hold expenses(FOOD< WATER ELECTICIt ETC). T is paid by Charlie. that not misery that is Jealousy. (MOM paid both of their schooling and Hatred, (mom paid for both of their schooling so not student loans.
At the end they should have had Berta walk in, see Alan's fake suicide and say, "I ain't cleanin' that up."
Smart lol
Hell of an idea
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Umm no
I like the old Alan better. Sure, he was still a mooch; but he was a mooch with a job and responsibilities that he took care of.
@Sauron Merciful Close, it Judith, and she was his first wife.
@Sauron Merciful Alan is a loser not because he married the wrong women, but because he's a massive beta pushover
- non native here -
what's being a Mooch
@@VixXstazosJOB A mooch is someone that lives with another person, without contributing a thing, i.e. rent, groceries, etc.
They ruined the show by making him a horrible person. The show worked because Alan was a decent guy, and even Charlie was loyal to his family at least.
"whoaa .... I wouldn't go that far " kills me everytime
Berta is literally Einstein level genius!...Now obviously she is a fictional character written by a team of writers...but she is still a genius for delivering her lines the way she does!
I prefer the original show with Charlie. The whole show was so much better in EVERY way.
See, the problem I have with Alan is that his resentment towards Charlie is not fair. His problems are his own and to be honest, most of them were avoidable. Charlie never wanted the headache of marriage so he never got married. Is that the best way to look at life? No, he gave up a lot of things by not getting married, but he made his choice and he lives with it. Alan on the other hand is always looking at the glass half empty. As for the financial situation, you’re a chiropractor Alan! Why’d you choose to become that? How rich did you really think you were going to get doing that?Charlie wanted more and he went for it. Why don’t you? The music industry is very cutthroat and the fact that Charlie makes so much money out of it suggests a lot of hard work, despite Charlie not thinking só himself. Like they say, do what you love and you won’t work a single day in your life. I believe Charlie is the epitome of that. He doesn’t see his job as work because he enjoys it so much.
Yeah but Charlie doinked Alans Lawyer thus just to be petty, let Judith win because of Charlie leaving said lawyer when Charlie could've quite easily not only paid for a new lawyer but also sue the other lawyer for malpractice so Alan would've already had a place to live and not mooch off charlie for this long. It's not entirely Alans fault for having to live this life, Charlie took part in Alan loosing everything to Judith. If Charlie would've banged anyone else instead of Alans Lawyer then Alan wouldn't be in this huge mess also Im guessing you've never had a job because anyone who has had a job will tell you otherwise that after a year it just feels like work and that mentality of yours is really stupid and needs to die out.
Uhm, it's just a show btw
It’s not that deep bruh
The songs are kind of catchy, and with good life lessons. Grandma may smell funny but hug her anyway. She has all the money so you might want to stay.
I disagree with that... my dad used to have that - despicable human being - look on me whenever i receive good and Achived money from her and he still has that attitude. I feel kinda split lol, as i'm HalfCharlie and Half Just Hard Work Me, yet real life scholar mexican version of Martin Sheen still doesn't respect me.... ugh
VixXstazosJOB Do you ask for the stuff, or is it just offered to you?
@@exodustimes4266 I simply gain it so they give it to me. that's why i work hard. Cause i know this truth. If i work hard then they pay me right. I sometimes ask for it not because of lack of humbless but because you gotta ask for it when you need it..... and THAT'S when Life has an order.
@Ethan James Who are you refeering too....
- I'm VIX btw, lost that other account, don't ask lol...
unless you know how to get accounts back. I feel better in that other one lol -
hug her anyway "she's old!"
hug her anyway "she stinks!"
hug her anyway "she's rich!"
I agree with the first 2
but suddenly i don't like to be a man lol... a man any gen and culture shall carry some honor in him - a practical value -, and not to be a man gold digger, leave that to the ladies though
I can see how Alan becomes more and more nutty as the series goes on , and I don’t blame him hahaha, great stuff
As Charlie once said: "Who told you to move back in and watch?!".
a couple of very doable grandmas
😁😁
I mean Charlie is a trying to be a good brother and uncle. Alan's decisions put him in that spot.
RIP conchatta ❤️
do you have any shame?? no, why?? lol
What's Allen got to complain about he lives there without paying rent so despite where the money may come from he just lucky he ain't sleeping outside
I only add this cause I know someone exactly the same
I just love seeing Alan in misery while Charlie is winning.
Henry Carmicheal+ then I guess you are trash as Charlie you probably happy that Zack like to torture people
george brice What? 🤔
Odinjay187+ watch the series on funny or die it a series called Zack Morris is trash they need another series called Charlie Harper is trash
WINNING!
RKBock+ I guess if trash is winning then Charlie Harper and Zack Morris are the biggest winners out there while screech and Alan are truly losing!!!!
Alan cutting his wrists is hilarious
3:08 when oldheads listen to todays rap
That song on the radio 😂😂 😂😂 😂😭😭😭😭😭😭 hahaaaaaaaaa!
Berta : woow woh .....I wouldn't go that far.........
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I died
Moments like this Alan gave up on life.
3:16 I lost it
The mom in the beginning is pretty damn hot lol
Wow I would not go that far classic Berta 😂
I just realized Charlie Harper is basically Zack Morris in his 40's and Alan Harper is screech in his 40's
Uh no. Zack has an absolutely terrible attitude and outlook and all his schemes fail. He would never be successful. Haven't you watched Zack Morris is traaashhhh?
Chrisman77+ nah he exactly like Zack if his schemes were successful he also corrupted and in some ways kind of creep
@@georgebrice3831 ya but Zack schemes are not successful, therefore they're not the same.
@@georgebrice3831 your trash
Chrisman77+yeah I know I'm asshole but at least I admit unlike you who won't admit just like Zack and Charlie well you bigger trash than both Zack and Charlie combined
I love this show
Best episode of the show
'...and more importantly, when he's got a load-on his car is my car.' LOL
The songs are definitely awesome
I can feel for Alan... Charlie Sheen was making a $1M an episode basically playing himself... didn't even have to pretend his first name is different. How fair is that?
Could it be because when he was in the show he was the main actor
Rest in Peace Berta.
Who loves kids?
Charlie waffles
Riiiiiight call me
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight… Call me .D
Charlie Waffles was the best!
great title, profile name and description
No, why?! 🤣
Poor Alan
Hilarious
Great scene
Obviously Allen is the typical Christian it doesn't know his Bible ~
Jon cryer makes the show two and a half men
There is a god and it Love long time
alan's fake suicide
I know that feeling
yet your living in charlie's house for free
omg...how smart are u
You totally got it wrong, that birdie was a senior examiner of FAA who was leaving after conducting an inspection.
Something tells me the actor that plays alan is like him.
Something tell me the actor that played Walden is like him.
I have the same radio .
Perfect title ☝️
Stay safe yall.
What is with the names of these videos
It's a secret code. If you crack ti, you'll become rich and famous!
Gorochu. EXE
Ooo, a two and a half men video.
What is it about? The title tells me nothing.
Guess I’ll just have to watch it to find out!
Now... as for the non joke trolly answer.
The uploader is lazy i guess
Actually just to let you guys know it's to avoid copyright
Poor Alen
this was funny when alan pretended to kill himself with fakeknifes
michele adams kinda like how Epstein didn’t kill himself.
some times because of allan frustrated to kick him out of the house. ;)
bellona mobilya, puma ayakkabı 😃😃😃
Alan was such a hater 😂
Told you I had to pick something up😂
The title is clickbait
What up with the title?
It's to avoid copyright
I think Alan jealous because charile makes more money than him.
Lol that's his fault for marrying a woman who takes his money. His so call ex wife money digger
Thank you
It's Charlie's fault that Alan has to pay so much alimony
It 'not charlie 's fault .It 's Alan 's fault that he pays his wife when you ' re divorced .You don't have to pay your wife
@@sanzianagoglinache8696 yes you do its called alimony and he had to pay child support on top of that. That is how it works in the states
I get that but he won 500.000 at vegas with kandi and there was still the fault of charlie or alan was the fault
This Show was crap until they hired Ashton Kutcher.
WTF? Now this is a weird comment.
Literally the first I’ve EVER read
Said no-one eva
Sarcasm?
Think he mistyped until for since