Oh My God This Movie is the Worst

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 5 тис.

  • @lovrbooy
    @lovrbooy 4 роки тому +3721

    I don’t like how sweaty everyone is in this movie...

    • @fartsmella2008
      @fartsmella2008 4 роки тому +10

      Ikr

    • @XR-rf2tf
      @XR-rf2tf 4 роки тому +61

      Even sweatier than a fortnite player

    • @lovrbooy
      @lovrbooy 4 роки тому +30

      Hazel Mass **oh**

    • @CharmithiousTheGreat
      @CharmithiousTheGreat 3 роки тому +81

      For some reason everyone sweats buckets in 80's movies

    • @Pyro_Mothman
      @Pyro_Mothman 3 роки тому +44

      The set was probably humid as fuk

  • @yds2m
    @yds2m 4 роки тому +3889

    For years I remembered The Princess Bride as having a scene where the grandad disappears and turns out to be a ghost. This movie is why

    • @hotdogfrenchfries5707
      @hotdogfrenchfries5707 4 роки тому +83

      I thought you were talking about "A Little Princess" for a moment and I was hella confused

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 4 роки тому +38

      Hot Dog French Fries none of us can remember movies correctly

    • @HenryTheTodd
      @HenryTheTodd 4 роки тому +68

      @@neal2399 Yeah right, I remember movies perfectly. Obviously the six-finger goblin killed Josh's grandfather, so prepare to have bologna.

    • @ladycavalier
      @ladycavalier 3 роки тому +2

      Looool

    • @ladycavalier
      @ladycavalier 3 роки тому +2

      Loool

  • @thea13
    @thea13 5 років тому +5366

    I’ve been saying “YOU CANT PISS ON HOSPITALITY” with not a soul knowing that reference for years and now finally I can be vindicated for knowing that

    • @gun_violence_gaming
      @gun_violence_gaming 3 роки тому +43

      The reference, Mason. What does it mean?

    • @daydreamer_412
      @daydreamer_412 Рік тому +50

      I really thought he was gonna threaten to piss on him like “you can’t piss on hospitality, but I can piss on you!” like why make him do that with his belt like that right after 😂

    • @tackycardia
      @tackycardia 5 місяців тому +1

      I WONT ALLOW IT

  • @natureaker5538
    @natureaker5538 3 роки тому +955

    "But the cholesterol!" I love how the witch says that like it's gonna convince this little boy, who probably has no idea what cholesterol is, to not eat a sandwich

  • @ziggyhfx8202
    @ziggyhfx8202 5 років тому +932

    I kinda thought that his dad was going to piss on him and I got really scared.

  • @panicatmybrain5933
    @panicatmybrain5933 5 років тому +4825

    why does the girl have sharpie freckles

    • @burnpygmalion39
      @burnpygmalion39 5 років тому +146

      Panic! AtMyBrain i thought i was the only one who noticed that

    • @peenyweeny3834
      @peenyweeny3834 5 років тому +273

      that's just what sexy goblin forest hoes look like

    • @doggoboii
      @doggoboii 5 років тому +245

      she’s an e girl

    • @ImmortalBroken
      @ImmortalBroken 4 роки тому +111

      I was just about to comment, "Whyyy is that girl's fake freckles what bothers me most???"

    • @lordoftheburgers3982
      @lordoftheburgers3982 4 роки тому +3

      Hah 1000th like

  • @kathryn8467
    @kathryn8467 5 років тому +2240

    I THOUGHT THE DAD WAS GOING TO PEE ON HIM AND THEN I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO BELT FHE CHILD AND THEN HE JUST TIGHTENED IT WHAT

    • @operationallyopaque1257
      @operationallyopaque1257 5 років тому +63

      Ok good I wasn't the only one

    • @ltshep713
      @ltshep713 4 роки тому +66

      Truly a roller coaster of emotions.

    • @JIMRbach193
      @JIMRbach193 4 роки тому +30

      WHY ARE WE YELLING?!

    • @Chaotic_Observer
      @Chaotic_Observer 4 роки тому +32

      I thought he was gonna clap his kids cheeks?... was i wrong for thinking that??

    • @ltshep713
      @ltshep713 4 роки тому +3

      Panda Gal Daddy’s belt was coming off.

  • @hippopajamas
    @hippopajamas 3 роки тому +3629

    Holly: my father hates you!! my family can't stand you
    *literally a minute later*
    Elliot: can i come on your family vacation?
    Holly: sure!!! i'll tell my family!!!

    • @starboyonyx
      @starboyonyx 3 роки тому +120

      thats what i was thinking

    • @droomzy
      @droomzy 2 роки тому +314

      *like 5 mins later*
      "we waited an HOUR & a HALF off schedule for your beau, & no sign of him ever showed up."
      when tf has a family ever spent 90 mins waiting for a daughter's bf they didn't even like? that's awfully nice of them

  • @flynn1691
    @flynn1691 5 років тому +5955

    i had vip for danny and drew’s tour and danny asked us who our favorite youtubers besides them are and when i said you, he was like “how is your favorite youtuber someone who only uploads once every two months”

    • @nerdnasty6628
      @nerdnasty6628 5 років тому +647

      Quality over quantity big dawg.

    • @flynn1691
      @flynn1691 5 років тому +393

      Nerd Nasty you’re absolutely right and that’s what i told danny

    • @CompleteMuffin
      @CompleteMuffin 5 років тому +69

      mine is filthy frank. point irrelevant

    • @GrayWoIf
      @GrayWoIf 5 років тому +162

      Well boys support boys

    • @JarPanda
      @JarPanda 5 років тому +367

      And then Danny violently slit my throat in front of all the other Gregs to set an example.

  • @goodneighborsw
    @goodneighborsw 5 років тому +1555

    I’m gonna establish a town called “Ydde”

    • @kinnikkinnik
      @kinnikkinnik 5 років тому +67

      Can we have a YYU (Yee Yee University) there?

    • @monalisa4878
      @monalisa4878 5 років тому +39

      @@kinnikkinnik no, YYU is already in Kurtistown

    • @Lightstorm786
      @Lightstorm786 5 років тому +44

      @@monalisa4878 there can be different branches of the same university

    • @justsomeguy5390
      @justsomeguy5390 5 років тому +19

      Is it customary to piss on food before eating?

    • @murciadoxial8056
      @murciadoxial8056 5 років тому

      Eldroy, for the ones that love the lol and the shortstaccs

  • @letsichigo
    @letsichigo 5 років тому +1814

    when I first watched this movie I wanted the sister’s Garfield astrology sleep shirt so badly that I found it on eBay. I’m now the proud owner of a Sagittarius Garfield sleep shirt where he’s holding a bow and the arrow is pizza

    • @flavorfulsoups
      @flavorfulsoups 4 роки тому +163

      Bro, I have the Scorpio one for the exact same reason, this is some otherworldly level coincidence.

    • @cutecat304
      @cutecat304 4 роки тому +80

      Congratulations you have made an excellent decision

    • @brooklyn__________
      @brooklyn__________ 4 роки тому +28

      Do you have an Instagram? I Cannot stress how badly I NEED to see that shirt

    • @Lucy_Ferrr
      @Lucy_Ferrr 4 роки тому +12

      I immediately tired to find that shirt where can I get one

    • @heatherpony
      @heatherpony 4 роки тому +14

      I could only find Pisces and Aries one... 😭 No libra
      And they're not sleepers.. they're normal t shirts..

  • @TomWDW1
    @TomWDW1 2 роки тому +958

    "You trying to turn me into a homo?"
    As a gay man, I can say that punching someone in the nuts doesn't make someone gay - trust me ... I've tried.

    • @Cherno35
      @Cherno35 2 роки тому +31

      🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

    • @SuperWaffleMuffin
      @SuperWaffleMuffin Рік тому +37

      ...but how many times did you do it?

    • @stardust.7507
      @stardust.7507 Рік тому +1

      @@SuperWaffleMuffin at least three times for good measure in case they weren't gay the second time

    • @toadynamite8141
      @toadynamite8141 Рік тому

      Your not a girl, if a girl does it it just might . . .

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard Рік тому +92

      Not with that attitude!

  • @lucydearden5625
    @lucydearden5625 5 років тому +579

    How to get the guy: punch their groin, say “I like you,” and follow it up with a smooch.
    Whose the pickup artist now Michael Fiore?

    • @PoohhNani
      @PoohhNani 5 років тому +3

      It's really that simple lol

    • @TheScience69
      @TheScience69 5 років тому +2

      Thats how i met my wife

  • @brianp3570
    @brianp3570 5 років тому +683

    "I wonder what Holly's up to right now"
    *cut to the most 80s sh*t possible*

  • @bridget1482
    @bridget1482 5 років тому +1419

    “I must do it
    I must do it”
    *pisses*
    - Joshua, a true hero😍😪🤚

    • @wtfemtf
      @wtfemtf 5 років тому +20

      mad respect for jdawg ✊

    • @heathc148
      @heathc148 4 роки тому +15

      "You must show the resolve to piss to your family's food" - Giorno Giovanni

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 4 роки тому +1

      @@heathc148 no

  • @Asterra2
    @Asterra2 Рік тому +176

    Mild correction: Grandpa Seth didn't "summon the power of god" to cast his spell; it was, according to his own words, a spell he learned from a friend of his who had been in Hell.
    This is also the movie's biggest deus ex machina.

    • @daydream5120
      @daydream5120 Рік тому +7

      Sure, that’s what all the ghost grandpas say

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 9 місяців тому +7

      Imagine having a film where the wise old dude shows up with an axe, a molotov cocktail, and magical lightning from hell to slay vegetarian goblins.
      Oh wait...

  • @JohnSmith-gy1ju
    @JohnSmith-gy1ju 5 років тому +1987

    "I just love the idea of naming your town what you are"
    Petition to rename Earth to Namuh.

  • @danielleh6299
    @danielleh6299 4 роки тому +5844

    Before the infamous “what are you gonna do to me Daddy” line, I thought his Dad was gonna pee on him as punishment

  • @MoshBolt
    @MoshBolt 4 роки тому +5460

    “What are you gonna do to me daddy?” “Tighten my belt loop to relieve hunger pains” that had me wheezing

  • @EverybodysEnoch
    @EverybodysEnoch 2 роки тому +223

    “Tight my belt so I don’t feel hunger pains”
    Alright I’m convinced the writer is self aware and an absolute fucking comedic genius lol

  • @JustusScheetz
    @JustusScheetz 4 роки тому +4136

    this movie should be called "The Horny, The Hungry and The Haunted"

    • @half-baked1851
      @half-baked1851 4 роки тому +24

      Justus Scheetz underrated comment

    • @nomo2332
      @nomo2332 4 роки тому +22

      Wow. That’s gold

    • @tri11is
      @tri11is 4 роки тому +3

      Where do I remember this from?????

    • @drdoofenstock5559
      @drdoofenstock5559 4 роки тому +7

      That’s badass

    • @eeeee6431
      @eeeee6431 3 роки тому +7

      @@tri11is The Good, The Bad and the Ugly?

  • @o0Avalon0o
    @o0Avalon0o 5 років тому +2907

    _Plot twist, this is a movie about an emotionally abusive family & a child losing his grip on reality as a coping mechanism._

    • @Leviathan56
      @Leviathan56 4 роки тому +148

      honestly its better than the actuall plot

    • @cutecat304
      @cutecat304 4 роки тому +158

      In this plots timeline the dad didn't tighten his belt

    • @tims.2717
      @tims.2717 4 роки тому +15

      Makes the movie a whole lot better.

    • @lemonace6695
      @lemonace6695 2 роки тому +48

      At least a very negligent one, like the kid was having hallucinations about his dead granfather that were causing him to misbehave and put himself in dangerous situations and they didn't give a shit

    • @Gremlin_Goods
      @Gremlin_Goods 2 роки тому +31

      I watched this as an emotionally abused child loosing my grip on reality and that is 100% how I read the movie

  • @ByeByeDeadName
    @ByeByeDeadName 5 років тому +556

    Trying to be a hipster about the room when the “oh my gooooood” scene is already a meme

  • @MelodyTCG
    @MelodyTCG 2 роки тому +144

    "you can't piss on hospitality" is such a powerful line

  • @melodic250
    @melodic250 4 роки тому +191

    the sister ends every sentence on an exclamation point

  • @cyprian411
    @cyprian411 4 роки тому +651

    The way the actors present their lines sounds as if they don't actually speak english..... They just rehearsed the sounds they were supposed to make. Because the grammatical structure of almost every one of their sentences is driving me nuts.

    • @tylerjacobson4300
      @tylerjacobson4300 4 роки тому +35

      You would be correct. I believe the movie was translated from... Italian or maybe French.

    • @robocapy6045
      @robocapy6045 4 роки тому +12

      Oh my Goooooooooooooooooooooooooood!

    • @atuaangie5160
      @atuaangie5160 4 роки тому +7

      You better watch out
      Those nuts that youre driving might be eaten by this chicks dad

    • @FirstLast-le2rf
      @FirstLast-le2rf 4 роки тому +23

      @@tylerjacobson4300 It was written by an Italian woman who knew english as a second language. She was also the director's wife.

    • @bradleylovelace889
      @bradleylovelace889 4 роки тому +22

      I'm really late to this comment, but the actors have said that they actually brought up how weird the lines were as written as well as how they sounded, but the director just shot them down every time. Also, said director still thinks the film is a misunderstood masterpiece as opposed to the hot if entertaining garbage that it is.

  • @arose2586
    @arose2586 5 років тому +159

    The acting makes me feel like I'm watching a subpar high school play at a school that only allots 100 bucks to the drama department

    • @mowganashwey
      @mowganashwey 5 років тому +6

      I couldn't quite put my finger on it. But this is it!

    • @shimmerotter
      @shimmerotter 5 років тому +5

      slytherin's monster especially 17:25

  • @Resters52_official
    @Resters52_official 2 роки тому +87

    Honestly, I think the biggest problem is the grandfather's logic, he has incredible abilities like stopping time, materializing objects like the axe and the cocktail, haunting, and the ability to return to the real world and summon lighting. We also know he can appear to people other than Josh, so of all the people who he could contact why go to the one with the least authority, Josh is a small child, he's on the bottom of the family totem pole and is the weakest physically. Why not appear to the father or mother? Like, if somebody came back from the dead and told me goblins were real and wanted to eat me I'd believe them, who the fuck wouldn't?

    • @aaronburkeen6409
      @aaronburkeen6409 6 місяців тому +4

      I thought you were going in a different direction with that. Honestly, with Grandpa's abilities, the movie has no conflict. He is some sort of powerful interdimessonal being. He could just solve it himself without involving anyone.

  • @HoundofOdin
    @HoundofOdin 4 роки тому +899

    "You know when one of your boys wants to intrude on his girlfriend's family vacation and you're just along for the ride."
    This actually happened to me once. It ended as badly as you would expect.

    • @peachesncharlotte
      @peachesncharlotte 3 роки тому +27

      Whole story?

    • @eeeee6431
      @eeeee6431 3 роки тому +66

      It’s been seven months, Dr Bright. Give us the story or no more amulet, alright?

    • @MB-sy9ll
      @MB-sy9ll 3 роки тому +18

      Farnsworth would've told us by now.

    • @smileybox
      @smileybox 3 роки тому +22

      We'll never know the whole story

    • @Rdubsupreme
      @Rdubsupreme 3 роки тому +10

      I’m gonna need the whole story.

  • @emosongsandreadalongs
    @emosongsandreadalongs 3 роки тому +1326

    I love how Josh has a moment of hesitation before he bites into that abomination of a sandwich. Like he's thinking if he should do it or just let the goblins eat him

    • @therealevilmudbug
      @therealevilmudbug 2 роки тому +50

      To be fair, it's made of bologna, not roast beef or something like that is that is an actual lunch meat. Like he's gonna die early either way.

    • @toddysurcharge771
      @toddysurcharge771 Рік тому +9

      I think he wanted to quit during the filming of the scene right then and there. If only the 4k HD Blu Ray had some directors/actors commentary on it.

  • @centurionmusic11
    @centurionmusic11 4 роки тому +641

    16:45 "I wonder what Holly's up to" *cuts to Holly literally filming a TikTok dance*

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 9 місяців тому

      This was 1990. People just danced for themselves instead of so 12 year olds can dream of banging them.

  • @idraw4funs796
    @idraw4funs796 4 роки тому +1879

    So did holly's boyfriend choose her or the boys

    • @BostonMBrand
      @BostonMBrand 4 роки тому +216

      You gotta choose the boys.

    • @huntertierney5495
      @huntertierney5495 4 роки тому +106

      RMS id choose the boys holly is an annoying dumb bitch

    • @hannahthoms4246
      @hannahthoms4246 4 роки тому +105

      The boys died, soooo

    • @dhawkeye4439
      @dhawkeye4439 4 роки тому +78

      Hannah Thoms too bad, still choose the bois

    • @BostonMBrand
      @BostonMBrand 4 роки тому +51

      @@dhawkeye4439 Gotta choose the bois. The bois will always be there for you if things get rough.

  • @Tsulfhorror
    @Tsulfhorror 5 років тому +720

    "they're eating her and then they're gonna eat me oh my goooooooood!!!!", classic.

    • @bimbowithadegree420
      @bimbowithadegree420 5 років тому +15

      Gotta love the fly causually chilling on his forehead as he screams. Creme of the crop 👌

    • @damnmuggle
      @damnmuggle 5 років тому

      Lol

  • @sodasalesman6822
    @sodasalesman6822 3 роки тому +198

    i've loved this movie since i was a kid, and one of my favorite fun facts about it is that it was originally conceived as anti-vegetarian propaganda, which puts a lot of stuff, like the double decker bologna sandwich, into context, and yet somehow makes it even more absurd

  • @anyalaASMR
    @anyalaASMR 5 років тому +594

    There’s something so satisfying about watching a terrible and cringey movie, and I have no idea what it is.

    • @guytorie
      @guytorie 5 років тому +20

      It's shadenfreude.

    • @kopalvashistha2290
      @kopalvashistha2290 5 років тому

      Watch hausu

    • @jrlaps521
      @jrlaps521 5 років тому +5

      Oh you’re gonna love Red Letter Media’s Best of the Worst

    • @wearewhole
      @wearewhole 5 років тому +1

      It’s the satisfaction of survival

    • @juliamcalister8655
      @juliamcalister8655 5 років тому +4

      when me and my best friend go out and wake up hungover the next day our favourite thing to do is crack open amazon prime and find the WORST movies we possibly can.

  • @SIMULAT3DHUMAN3
    @SIMULAT3DHUMAN3 5 років тому +3427

    Why does Eddy look like he’s wearing those fake glasses that come with a nose and a mustache attached

    • @neonserendipity
      @neonserendipity 5 років тому +179

      aaaand I'm never going to unsee that, thank you :)

    • @bigburtha3471
      @bigburtha3471 5 років тому +57

      Oh shit he does

    • @shawneeseguin2551
      @shawneeseguin2551 5 років тому +32

      Damnit Sad Canadian Boy you ruined his manly dad mustache!!😂

    • @TheHollomap
      @TheHollomap 5 років тому +50

      Because he is..... Sadly he suffers from a condition where he can not actually grow facial hair. And he lost his nose in a tragic kite surfing accident. *flys away*

    • @bleysmcnutt5500
      @bleysmcnutt5500 4 роки тому +11

      I CAN'T UNSEE IT

  • @elliewinthrop5087
    @elliewinthrop5087 5 років тому +564

    I'm just here to snitch to Gus if Eddy stands on his chair.

    • @JoaoEsquivo
      @JoaoEsquivo 5 років тому +63

      12:48 Oh boy, Eddy is so screwed.

    • @PoohhNani
      @PoohhNani 5 років тому +9

      Lmaoooooo Eddie just can't help himself

  • @nathanmond6508
    @nathanmond6508 4 роки тому +387

    “She was a beautiful girl with huge... uh... EYES”

    • @jeffreyroatcn1679
      @jeffreyroatcn1679 3 роки тому +7

      Glad I’m not the only one who thought that

    • @helix2331
      @helix2331 3 роки тому +21

      great big... tracts of land

    • @nathanmond6508
      @nathanmond6508 3 роки тому +7

      @@helix2331 and big ol' jugs... of milk

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 3 роки тому +4

      @@nathanmond6508 huge fuckin milkers, they were.

    • @nathanmond6508
      @nathanmond6508 3 роки тому +4

      @@ironwraith852 you’re talking about her cows, of course

  • @volundrfrey896
    @volundrfrey896 Рік тому +14

    The concept of a summer farmer exchange program is brilliant. Who wouldn't want to move into a farm during the busiest time of year and spend your vacation doing manual labour. And which farmer wouldn't want to have some account from the city taking care of their farm during the most critical time of year which your entire livelihood depends on.

  • @jonathanshaw3250
    @jonathanshaw3250 5 років тому +385

    When I get a notification that eddy uploaded
    “What are you gonna do to me daddy”

  • @bernadettebread
    @bernadettebread 5 років тому +685

    IN EDDY’S DEFENSE: yes, the “oh my goooooooooood” scene is a dead meme, but that’s the only thing I had seen from this movie before I watched this, while pretty much the entirety of The Room has been and continues to be memed to death.

    • @racnoonracnoon
      @racnoonracnoon 5 років тому +3

      shut up

    • @coolbule1238
      @coolbule1238 4 роки тому +5

      Disintegrate your fingers Not Ninja.

    • @megara83
      @megara83 4 роки тому

      Coolbule 123 huh?

    • @megara83
      @megara83 4 роки тому

      I guess

    • @mollyfoxxx
      @mollyfoxxx 4 роки тому +3

      Jonathan Phillips “Nilbog is Goblin spelled backwards” has been quoted to death for like 20 years now.

  • @ben-zu4iq
    @ben-zu4iq 4 роки тому +664

    My uncle showed me this movie when I was 9 and I didnt want to watch it but for some reason decided to sit through it. I remember it being the scariest movie I had ever seen, and now I'm watching this. I feel ashamed of myself

    • @theshyguy4932
      @theshyguy4932 3 роки тому +7

      This reminds me of when I would watch TV before going to sleep and I would watch this on my own when I was like 8 and I would be terrified

    • @bukuroshebytyci185
      @bukuroshebytyci185 3 роки тому +26

      It would scare the holy shit out of me as a 9 year old too

    • @forgottenmemory900
      @forgottenmemory900 3 роки тому +6

      Your uncle huh
      Is this your weird uncle
      Or your regular uncle
      Or the uncle who isn’t allowed to see the rest of the family anymore

    • @TathD
      @TathD 3 роки тому +1

      Kinda weird for an uncle to show this to his nine year old nephew. Hmm.

    • @theshyguy4932
      @theshyguy4932 3 роки тому +7

      @@TathD how?

  • @caitymatey4051
    @caitymatey4051 2 роки тому +41

    'No one's ever moved SLOWLY out of curtains and had good intentions '....these are straight facts 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ducktheparentofducks9421
    @ducktheparentofducks9421 5 років тому +390

    The director and producers were like: “if theres not synth constantly playing in the background, are we even making a movie?”

    • @kansascity1338
      @kansascity1338 4 роки тому +3

      your account... ...Like you can't be a robot (or car) if you want to make a profile.
      does that mean
      whenever you are driving... ...think of it like A person who wants to be a train and identifies as one...
      They are driving in a hollowed-out, much larger, same species dude.
      So how do you get around...
      ...WAIT CARS CAN THINK AND TYPE!!!
      so how many people have maked-out in you or your friend and you were just like: "okay".

    • @cloin6
      @cloin6 4 роки тому +2

      LE POTATO of TRUTH what the fuck

  • @NonaRoe
    @NonaRoe Рік тому +98

    okay i did recognize the fact that nilbog is goblin backwards only because an early version of D&D featured some sort of capricious fey god named nilbog who possessed goblins and made them perform ungoblinly acts

    • @casperg.8603
      @casperg.8603 Рік тому +12

      Actually, these are in 5th addition 2! They’re mentioned in Volo's Guide to Monsters!

    • @guycalledcookie
      @guycalledcookie Рік тому +2

      YES!! THESE GUYS!!

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 9 місяців тому

      Yes, but fuck 5e.@@casperg.8603

  • @therealsmugone
    @therealsmugone 5 років тому +3196

    If a girl ever makes you choose between her and the boys, always pick the boys

    • @gretchenscarseth5628
      @gretchenscarseth5628 4 роки тому +68

      TheGodlySodium boys support boys boi

    • @TheJzsteven
      @TheJzsteven 4 роки тому +13

      I wish I knew better

    • @fortunatecookie
      @fortunatecookie 4 роки тому +248

      And vice versa: don’t abandon your friends because your bf wants you to
      Basically, if ANY person demands that you cut other people out of your life for the sake of a romantic relationship… that’s toxic 🎵

    • @IndigoAlpha
      @IndigoAlpha 4 роки тому +77

      I'm a full grown woman and I'll always pick my boys over some girl. ALWAYS PICK THE BOYS.

    • @lingy69
      @lingy69 4 роки тому +28

      bros before hoes

  • @zacharyhassan6352
    @zacharyhassan6352 5 років тому +693

    who knew that N-i-l-b-o-g is gonna be a town with a Goblin issue

    • @Jtngetabettername
      @Jtngetabettername 4 роки тому +53

      Residents of Llort

    • @anon2234
      @anon2234 4 роки тому +20

      Abilene and Midlothian are cities out here in Texas and honestly they fit right next to Nilbog. I totally didn't notice. It was the farmer exchange that gave away that stupid shit was going to happen.

    • @xdoxxy
      @xdoxxy 4 роки тому +1

      *RUDE*

    • @funnyfella8198
      @funnyfella8198 4 роки тому +21

      Well what did you expect it to be called? Gnigassem lanimilbus?

    • @Emoteenno
      @Emoteenno 4 роки тому +6

      I'm gonna name a town Namuh (NAM-u)

  • @DKWalsh16
    @DKWalsh16 5 років тому +697

    I love how they showed “nilbog” in the mirror’s reflection like it would spell goblin like that’s not how mirrors work hahaha

    • @thatonemovieguy9749
      @thatonemovieguy9749 5 років тому +17

      Wtf are you talking about? Yes, that’s exactly how mirrors work. How about giving it a try before commenting something you don’t know.

    • @DKWalsh16
      @DKWalsh16 5 років тому +86

      ThatOneMovieGuy this comment made me sad :(

    • @ellieschimke7344
      @ellieschimke7344 5 років тому +30

      Dan Krauth aww i totally got what you meant, that’s pretty funny, boys support boys y’all

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 5 років тому +24

      ThatOneMovieGuy You good, dude? The text is backwards in the mirror is all, no need to get worked up 😂

    • @DKWalsh16
      @DKWalsh16 5 років тому +16

      Ellie S this is the type of nice comment that will save youtube, thank you

  • @phantasmagorics
    @phantasmagorics 5 років тому +103

    was kinda holding it together until "-bUT THEN HE PULLS OUT A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL"
    i woke up the whole house

  • @alexandertyers719
    @alexandertyers719 3 роки тому +256

    You didn’t touch on the best scene - the popcorn sex scene that makes absolutely no sense. I watched this movie in high school with the boys and oh man that scene had me in tears. Love your content btw man

    • @gayjayy
      @gayjayy Рік тому +27

      The WHAT scene?

    • @unknow2k875
      @unknow2k875 Рік тому +1

      @@gayjayyseconded

    • @thecheezyweebboy8835
      @thecheezyweebboy8835 Рік тому +10

      Listen I know it’s been 2 years but what does this mean

    • @Natediggetydog
      @Natediggetydog Рік тому +56

      @@thecheezyweebboy8835 There’s a scene where the goblin witch disguises as a pretty girl and seduces one of Elliot’s friends, and the ensuing romance scene is so ‘hot’ that it pops all the popcorn in the cabinet and he drowns in it.

    • @unknow2k875
      @unknow2k875 Рік тому +4

      @@Natediggetydog Wait WHAT!!!???!!!

  • @poo55555
    @poo55555 2 роки тому +23

    I remember seeing this movie when I was 7 at my cousin's place and I was hiding for a while thinking it was going to be scary. I then witnessed the most Looney toons bullshit I had ever seen on film to that point, came out from behind the couch and asked my aunt with indignation "is this supposed to be scary?" She looked at me and said, "This is a failure in fear." I then began to just laugh at the rest of the movie and it was a great time!

  • @tiny_banjo
    @tiny_banjo 5 років тому +807

    Everyone:
    Eddy Burback: I know more about good-bad movies than you do genius.

    • @cloakedingravity
      @cloakedingravity 5 років тому

      Nice reference there 👌👌

    • @donalreynolds7925
      @donalreynolds7925 5 років тому +7

      I like how u said everyone: instead of no one: bit it kinda sounds wrong

    • @Mythonaut
      @Mythonaut 5 років тому

      I doubt it I watch RLM

  • @xan9224
    @xan9224 4 роки тому +363

    13:40
    I was 100% sure he was about to piss on his son

    • @jesse1086
      @jesse1086 3 роки тому +35

      And the very last thing I would have guessed was that he was going to tighten his belt to stop the hunger

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 роки тому +9

      @@jesse1086 I think we were supposed to assume he was gonna hit the kid with his belt, and yet the last scene did not help

  • @shovelexperience672
    @shovelexperience672 Рік тому +27

    My great aunt is the lady that hands them the keys at 10:44 and they spell her name wrong in the credits

  • @goose7469
    @goose7469 4 роки тому +298

    Eddy saying "I'm a man." is the most adorable noise ever he sounds like a five year old.

  • @Heebie-Deebies
    @Heebie-Deebies 4 роки тому +293

    When the Title card said "Goblin Spelled Backwards" I thought about it, then was like "Oh my god, how did I not notice this."

    • @bingobunny7862
      @bingobunny7862 4 роки тому +5

      Same

    • @darthvader7684
      @darthvader7684 3 роки тому

      Same

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 роки тому +2

      I saw Nilbog in the captions and there’s another comment talking about “Numah” (didn’t grasp what they meant tho, its late lol) and my brain went “GOBLIN”
      Cause two weird names?? If shit’s weird its spelling backwards

    • @greninjamastergabe6452
      @greninjamastergabe6452 2 роки тому +3

      @@DeathnoteBB “Numah” is “human” spelled backwards. He said it should be an alternate name for Earth because humans control Earth.

  • @charlotterosewood4170
    @charlotterosewood4170 3 роки тому +33

    I love how even after I watched this video once, I still didn't realize nilbog was goblin spelled backwards until eddy pointed it out again

  • @katekursive1370
    @katekursive1370 5 років тому +271

    remember, kids: ALWAYS CHOOSE FRIENDS OVER ROMANTIC PARTNERS if pressed by the latter

    • @rayafoxr3
      @rayafoxr3 5 років тому +25

      Kate Kursive definitely true. Even though the guy in this movie IS really weird about his friends and it isn’t ridiculous or abusive to just want some alone time. And just like romances friendships can be toxic so they genuinely could be looking out for you, just like the vice versa versa.

    • @MacetazzOpina
      @MacetazzOpina 4 роки тому +22

      Generally avoid anyone who makes you choose

    • @sophzillaaa
      @sophzillaaa 4 роки тому +8

      No it's not just "friends" dude, it's THE BOYS

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 4 роки тому +2

      Da Bois

  • @emilywest680
    @emilywest680 4 роки тому +215

    Fun fact: the guy who plays Eliot was my mom's teenage crush from church. Fast forward to the mid-2000s, and he's a NY Times bestselling author. He moved to the area where we went to church and I had a feud with one of his daughters that started because I didn't like Hannah Montana 😂

    • @cly_
      @cly_ 4 роки тому +13

      seems legit

    • @grubby9486
      @grubby9486 3 роки тому +17

      and then everybody clapped

    • @strawberrycola1994
      @strawberrycola1994 3 роки тому +14

      That is the most 2000s thing I've ever heard 😂 Hannah Montana and Disney channel was such a big deal back then.

    • @etojay7526
      @etojay7526 2 роки тому +5

      …And I took that personally

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 роки тому +7

      @@grubby9486 r/nothingeverhappens

  • @thomasdickson35
    @thomasdickson35 7 місяців тому +4

    I saw this movie on TV somehow when I was alone as a child and now I finally know what to tell my parents about what ruined my life.

    • @CEWIII9873
      @CEWIII9873 3 місяці тому

      I was actually excited to see this as a child because I liked the first movie

  • @jamesgodsend
    @jamesgodsend 5 років тому +121

    How to overcome a tricky situation Josh style
    - Pull out a double decker stack of meat
    - Pull out your meat

    • @wtfemtf
      @wtfemtf 5 років тому +2

      mad respect for josh
      wat an innovator

  • @Panikontheice
    @Panikontheice 5 років тому +73

    “I mUst do it! I mUsT dO iT!!” No Joshua you mUSTNT

  • @hungryhedgehog4201
    @hungryhedgehog4201 2 роки тому +21

    Can we talk how super red flag and manipulative the "your friends or me" shit is? If your partner forces you to just abandon your friends for no real reason (like they aren't enabling him to like idk gamble or get into dangerous stunts or something they are just his friends) that's not ok, leave! She even tries to manipulate him with sex to leave his friends.

    • @mitchellclendening7682
      @mitchellclendening7682 10 місяців тому +4

      Yeah exactly! I think the implication is that his friends are jackasses who probably get him into trouble but it's still a super manipulative and gross strategy.

    • @MariaTex3
      @MariaTex3 3 місяці тому

      Would just like to point out that he broke into her bedroom for sex first and brought his friends along to...watch or something...and lied about it. Then he brought all of his friends along on a vacation she invited only him to and was over an hour and a half late to show without a word. He also sucks. I don't think it was really necessarily supposed to be a "have a relationship with me OR have friendships" situation, but it just came off that way.

    • @hungryhedgehog4201
      @hungryhedgehog4201 3 місяці тому

      @@MariaTex3 true they are both terrible

    • @alexanderreynolds6018
      @alexanderreynolds6018 Місяць тому

      NGL I really don't think this dumb movie from almost 50 years ago is that deep

  • @Jordan21W
    @Jordan21W 4 роки тому +188

    This is like a kid's dungeon and dragons campaign meets hollywood

    • @copperqueen1816
      @copperqueen1816 3 роки тому +15

      You know what, having all the options in the world and still deciding pissing on the table to stop people from eating it is extremely dungeons and dragons.

  • @username172
    @username172 5 років тому +264

    "what are you gonna do to me daddy?"
    ..... imagine saying that as a grown adult to your own father XD

  • @DarkShadic9632
    @DarkShadic9632 3 роки тому +18

    12:32 to quote the Cat in the Hat, _”I can’t believe you whizzed on my taco!”_

  • @jonandsn
    @jonandsn 5 років тому +484

    new title: "Hipster complaining about how The Room got worse with popularity"

    • @AdamOfNebb
      @AdamOfNebb 5 років тому +60

      And then talking about a different incredibly popular bad movie.

    • @carlcarl4287
      @carlcarl4287 5 років тому +25

      And you’re just enjoying something???? Not on my watch

    • @CheerUp2
      @CheerUp2 5 років тому +4

      How is he a hipster? :0 is it because he has glasses and a mustache? Oh my god is Santa Claus a hipster then????

    • @neegas3490
      @neegas3490 5 років тому

      XD

    • @mailman8986
      @mailman8986 5 років тому

      @@carlcarl4287 ...

  • @backwoodsburban9919
    @backwoodsburban9919 5 років тому +59

    22:17 that witch goblin really just said “bruh”

    • @ashleynicole4513
      @ashleynicole4513 5 років тому +6

      thank you for this comment

    • @hbm7350
      @hbm7350 Рік тому

      “Bruh, don’t do it bruh, oh no!”😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jarjthejargj6099
    @jarjthejargj6099 8 місяців тому +6

    This movie is totally normal and relatable. I often non-hesitantly eat cold, green toothpaste coated corn on the cob that was prepared for me by total strangers... who doesn’t?

  • @Duhbella
    @Duhbella 5 років тому +115

    "This movie has everything!" Except..like.. actual trolls.. but sure its got like everything else besides the titular creature.

    • @lonelyghost1851
      @lonelyghost1851 5 років тому +1

      Daniella Hunt i read the first part as stefon from weekend update on snl lmao

  • @IncorrectHB
    @IncorrectHB 5 років тому +25

    I heard the "OH MY GOOOOOOOODDDDDD" meme years ago and I had no idea this is where it was from

  • @timm5362
    @timm5362 5 років тому +725

    The story behind this movie is actually interesting. It was directed by an Italian guy who didn't understand English. He knew it was going to be a terrible movie but went through with it because his wife wrote the script and he wanted to keep her happy.

    • @indiemacabre9777
      @indiemacabre9777 5 років тому +196

      Okay, that's the cutest shit I've ever heard.

    • @wtfemtf
      @wtfemtf 5 років тому +40

      wat a nice legend

    • @barrylird
      @barrylird 5 років тому +22

      That’s adorable I-

    • @kerizella
      @kerizella 5 років тому +132

      Actually, that is not what happened at all.
      Claudio Fragasso strongly believed in his project. He wanted to represent what was, to him, the representation of an American family. Although yes, even the actors say that sometimes the script didn't make sense, but he still wanted them to stay true to it (even if it meant making mistakes).
      Concerning his wife: she makes it very clear that the story behing the Goblins is the following: her and her husband had friends who became vegetarians. She was annoyed about it, so she wanted to rewrite the classical vampire-type story and put vegetarians instead. But it was very light, obviously (she laughs when she talks about it). Yet, you have to understand that Claudio Fragasso loved his project. This movie has become quite famous, and there are some videos of him watching doing movie projections (and he seems pretty pissed off when people are laughing: because to him, that's not a laughing matter). He even explains that it depicts family relationship (from what I recall he says : l'unione della famiglia). He truly didn't believe his movie was going to be terrible. I truly believe he still doesn't.
      If you want to learn more about this movie, there is a great video by French youtuber Karim Debbache, very informative. It might be subtitled in English).

    • @alanajones2940
      @alanajones2940 5 років тому +33

      Why do people automatically believe shit that a random person has said without researching it at all?? What the fuck is going on here? Y'all who straight up believed this dude are actually remedial and you need to do better.

  • @princessketamine0
    @princessketamine0 3 роки тому +18

    23:42 NOOOO NOT THE "LUST" LMAOOO

  • @briannawilson3285
    @briannawilson3285 5 років тому +36

    Eddy! You can’t go on a wild rampage about how people are just discovering The Room when Troll2 has been a classic bad movie for like 10 years.

    • @b.w.22
      @b.w.22 5 років тому +4

      Brianna Wilson - With a literal documentary made about how awesomely bad it is, “the best worst movie.”

  • @RedLetterDavid
    @RedLetterDavid 5 років тому +72

    Eddy "LOOK I'M A MAN NOW!"
    Pam "they're the same photo"

  • @aureliahill1359
    @aureliahill1359 4 роки тому +21

    18:33 I feel unsafe. I will always feel,, unsafe.

  • @Alexandra_Wolf
    @Alexandra_Wolf 2 роки тому +6

    I thought this was his sister and I just remembered SO MANY 80’s movies have brothers FLIRTING and being sexually suggestive with their sisters. It’s so odd. Like a lot. Like brothers saying they have sexual needs and sisters being like “oh your so silly!”

    • @CEWIII9873
      @CEWIII9873 3 місяці тому

      was this call for sybian time?

  • @vld-yolobro1358
    @vld-yolobro1358 4 роки тому +59

    the real question is where i can get that Garfield aries shirt

  • @williamrodgers3271
    @williamrodgers3271 4 роки тому +119

    "we got lust."
    The FBI knows your location.

  • @adamaenridi7272
    @adamaenridi7272 4 роки тому +56

    The best thing about the movie is the Italian director going around US cinemas asking people if they liked it, and being genuinly dissappointed that they were laughing at it.

  • @tylerkennedy2811
    @tylerkennedy2811 3 роки тому +25

    I feel like we need to realize that Eddy kinda just skipped right over that they went from plant goblins to seances

  • @Purplishous555
    @Purplishous555 5 років тому +265

    Eddy- “I’m a man!”
    Me- dude the only difference is that hella rad mustache, but go off I guess.

  • @Braindeadrey
    @Braindeadrey 4 роки тому +136

    They don't notice "the green stuff" on the food

    • @BostonMBrand
      @BostonMBrand 4 роки тому +22

      Honestly that would be my first question when moving into a room with food, why is it covered in green shit?

    • @atuaangie5160
      @atuaangie5160 4 роки тому +5

      Why would they eat right after arriving.
      Boutta puke.

  • @StraysoftheBeyond
    @StraysoftheBeyond Рік тому +6

    "What are you going to do to me, Daddy?" Is objectively the scariest moment in this movie

  • @redfez9975
    @redfez9975 5 років тому +93

    I've always had a distinct memory of seeing a movie where the kid was pulling down his pants and pissing on green food and never knew where it came from but now I do lmao thanks daddy Eddy

    • @imgabulous
      @imgabulous 5 років тому +12

      @Shut up i'm not gay was it the scene from the princess bride where theyre in a swamp and giant rodents try to eat them?? that part always freaked me out

  • @misseveville9806
    @misseveville9806 5 років тому +19

    I find it funny that everyone thought the dad was gunna piss on him. Back in the day parents used to beat their kids with belts and it wasnt considered child abuse.

  • @rowybowie
    @rowybowie 3 роки тому +6

    My favorite thing about the scene when the family is frozen is the fact that you can see the actors shaking while holding the food. It's most noticeable with the dad cause you can see the light on the water lol.

  • @AB-ft7ng
    @AB-ft7ng 4 роки тому +325

    20:43 So nobody’s gonna point out how perfectly timed Eddy dubbed “Grandpa Seth” ?

    • @237vu
      @237vu 7 місяців тому

      fr lol

  • @highasduck5282
    @highasduck5282 5 років тому +48

    how could you leave out the erotic corn popcorn scene. that's even more sinful than coffee

    • @dr.bobcat5896
      @dr.bobcat5896 5 років тому +8

      The best scene

    • @Chellips
      @Chellips 5 років тому +4

      I was shocked when I realized he skipped it 😩

  • @emilyninety-nine8954
    @emilyninety-nine8954 4 роки тому +81

    Bro you didn’t even mention the corn-themed sex scene 😭 that’s the best part

  • @moomoojohanson8327
    @moomoojohanson8327 5 років тому +43

    This movies seems like a kindof weird fever dream that I would have watched as a kid but only half remembered

  • @kungfufifi
    @kungfufifi 5 років тому +34

    Pro tip: make sure you always read the name of the town you’re visiting backwards

  • @lonelyfroggy5787
    @lonelyfroggy5787 Рік тому +37

    You know a movie came out in the eighties when the character who broke into their partner’s house and woke them up just so they could make out thinks being “turned gay” is the issue

  • @clairbouyant8804
    @clairbouyant8804 5 років тому +83

    my script writing teacher made us watch this movie in class so we would learn how to NOT write a script. we all agreed that the witch lady deserved an oscar bc she was the only person that put 110% into her character
    ALSO WHY DIDNT YOU GO OVER THE POPCORN SEX SCENE THAT SHIT WAS SO GOOD

  • @GroovyDude00
    @GroovyDude00 5 років тому +59

    Real late to the party on this movie, Eddie. Way to beat a dead horse's knees.

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 2 роки тому +8

    oh hi, mark 😊

  • @HimanXK
    @HimanXK 5 років тому +59

    Welcome back to Drew Gooden's series "Sequels that aren't sequels"

  • @1aizak
    @1aizak 4 роки тому +67

    Man this a weird McDonald’s ad

  • @kiersten01
    @kiersten01 5 років тому +119

    Finally the conclusion to the Trolls saga: What we deserve

  • @JakeCuster
    @JakeCuster 5 років тому +89

    Less “Oh hi Mark” and more “Oh my Gooooooooooooooooood”