Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 629
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- Опубліковано 23 вер 2024
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This week on YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P. #TheGloveComic is back and he's putting that glove in your face! We have a super cool guy giving us a super cool message to all the ladies out there (with a Thanksgiving theme)! We talk about Anne Heche and Ellen Degeneres, bush sizes, and betas that don't eat butts. The main mommies are celebrating their anniversary and they're trying to figure out how they should celebrate 13 years together. Christina talks about Hungarian drinking culture and her cool dads growing up. We get an update on what Tom and Christina are watching: the new season of Netflix's "You," Game of Thrones and Squid Game! Why are Koreans so good at drama? Let's call Bobby Lee and find out! Christina brings her up her favorite new documentary out of the UK, "Breastfeeding My Boyfriend." We review some Horrible or Hilarious and watch some really cool confrontations in public, which leads to the main mommies to share some of their own crazy confrontations. Christina shares a couple stories she's never shared before (even with Tom) about what a lunatic goth kid she was. We wrap up with a bunch of heart felt TikTok curations by Christina!
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Touch your relationship through the fence mommies.
👖🙂
L i mon il i ol olives vi
Lp l problem
I'm wishing you guys a happy anniversary through the fence
Best comment*
What would happen if they tried to touch you through the fence🤔
Jeanface!
Put the pink in the dink Tom
Feather it through the fence!
Tim's looking at Christine in a different way this episode and Christine is loving it. Happy Anniversary Mommies!
Are you Mike Steele ?
Yall know whats a banana split?
@@petesahad3028 Maybe
Tom and Christina are actually relationship goals the way they riff off of eachother after all these years is so beautiful
If Tom is sitting by himself laughing he's not having a thought that most people would consider "nice"
Tom without his glove = Garth Brooks
Tim with his glove = Chris Gaines
Underrated comment.
🧤🧤🧤
Can you explain the whole glove thing with the podcast? I’m new to the podcast and it keeps coming up lol
Tom's building disdain for Christina's tiktoks has been such a joy. Nothing makes me laugh harder than him wanting to end the show over a tok
He'll should gift her a single ticket for a Garth Brooks show as a last warning
It's the yin to the vomit yang ☯️
He usually hates the same ones I do. Makes me almost piss myself laughing 😆
I'll admit that it's not my favorite part of the show. But I do enjoy Tom's disgust and disdain.
@@DekkarJr I feel the same when he shows her people getting horribly hurt, I hate those the most but Christina's reaction cracks me up.
Happy Analversary Mommies! Celebrate by lapping up Tom's scrum!
It’s a dream of mine to be on this podcast one day
Dude that would be fucking awesome
damn. finding jelly roll in the comment section. fucking bananas
Yoooo Jelly and YMH would so good
jelly roll a cool ass dude fr
Jelly roll, you will make it here no doubt. That day will be a great day!
My dad has owned bars Eve since I can remember. Back before credit cards, you left a tab on faith. I used to go around collecting with him at like ten years old. Some of the angry verbal threats I heard him say are burned into my memory. I was terrified at the time, but listening to Tom and Tina reminisce made me think about them. As an adult I think my psycho fathers words were HILARIOUS. Might start a Twitter account for them.
If five likes equates to five followers, that’s enough for me. Stand by.
What did he used to say? Give me some examples
@@maddogkilla1 one time he was banging on this guys door/ looking through the window. I guess the fella that owed him money had a Pink Floyd posted or something in his house. My old man yells, “I’ve got a chain saw in the truck, that’s The Machine you should be worried about you hippie fucker cause I’m gonna cut you up with it!” Or something along those lines.
@@jordanbest3969 lmao that's great
He also once held a man’s prosthetic leg as collateral for a debt. He said, “if you don’t pay me what’s mine, I’ll tear you limb from limb; I’m already 25% done!”
Tom never looks at Christina with more love than when she’s telling stories about spitting on people in college
I'm still looking for my toxic queen
@dick trickle ok
@1:15:33 is Tim's adoring stare of affection. 😆
@@PhilomenaBoutique Hey gurl
@@themarcazard 🤣😂🤣 I’ve always been a Toxic Queen & found plenty of toxic mates, luckily I’ve gotten it together quite a bit (comparatively) now I’d like to find a Prince Charming, no more Toxic mates for me. But at 39 I’ve probably missed the boat on that. Everyone left now is probably just as damaged as me. 😆 But I loved your comment, I totally relate.
"it's lace?"
"No, it's rubber."
Lmao. That was great.
I’m neither
CRISTINAAAA is the funniest female comic and she deserves more credit. its hard to look good when youre next to tom segura and other comedy legends all the time.
She's finally getting her own special. Couldn't be more deserved. Jan 22nd!
She won't taste the scrum, but she will peg him... Tom better start filing those divorce papers. It's 2021 we aren't letting women get away with not eating scrum anymore
@@TipsyFGC she's great. They make each other funnier. It's wonderful.
I SENT THE VIDEO OF THE GUY BREAKING HIS LEG TO NADAV, I CANT BELIEVE THEY PLAYED IT!
Are they fake legs?
keep on featherin it brotha
Has to be fake legs, but I don't know how he did it.... My Dad has a fake leg, but it's all one solid piece that doesn't spilt in half like that, so I'm confused and would like to know WTF happened
Thank you, thats some high and tight action bro,. Remember to drink water and stay hydrated.
@@user-ru3bt5eg9m I would imagine
My fav part of bobby lee anytime he is on any show is that he is always doing some bit or intensity, but when he breaks character to laugh its always funny as shit
Christina: "I like the shittiness of this place"
Me: Isn't this Enny's house lol???
Katrina better get herself a bib cause it’s scrum season. If Thomas deserves anything it’s to have that scrum handled by Kristan.
I will force feed Kristian that fucking scrum if i have to. Tom will get his. He. Will. Get. His.
Kristen? Josh Potter's podcast employee? 🤔
Get some tod!!
Isnt it spelled Kiirsten?
@@dalelane1948 KKKristen
Christina’s grandad went out on his shield, rest in power king 🤴🏻 🙏
😂😂😂😂
Y’all, I’m happy to be back with Tom…. He called sobbing in Spanish and begging me to come back. Fortunately, Nadav took a massive pay cut to accommodate for my glorious return!
I support this
@@Kyubii9 🧤
Poor guy, he *just* got a raise
tell Nadav to get it from God
Hehe
As someone who's in my first real adult relationship, these guys kept me hoping I'd find someone. There's someone out there to touch everyone's camera through the fence!
Thad and Chrysanthemum confessing their crimes is amazing.
Hope everyone has a great day, 'cause its Wednesday, and that means we're halfway through the week. Some people call it 'Hump Day' and that's pretty great, so yeah, hope you have a great day... and a great week.
Hope you had a good Tuesday. Tomorrow is Thursday which means we’re one day closer to the weekend and then it’s party time. So make the most of these last days of the work week. Okay bye!
Megan...every day seeing your smile is a good day!
Thanks for posting this because sometimes I forget what day it is and its good to remember what day it is so that I'll remember what day it is. You turn me into a telescope with these updates. Touch my camera through the fence
I turned into a telescope
These dudes got that "Good Morning Julia" cool guy vibe
Shout out to everyone doing their thing and all that!
Thanks man! Hope the weather is good where you live, drink water.
I'm currently taking a big fat shit
I'm having chest pains ...
For reals tho and stuff like that
You know what? You’re fired bud
wow the main mommy’s have now been together 47 years congrats!!!
I love the look on Tina's face when Tod says something savage, and she realizes who her two sons are going to become.
Squid game is intense, but the Scrum game Christine will be playing is the real show.
Tom Segura revealed his super power, and I'm not forgetting that. Apparently he can control gravity. He accidentally displayed this when he made a 3 1/2 foot fall have the impact of falling off a two story building.
this is funny ass comment lol
😂🤣😅🏢🤕
I don't think it's controlling gravity since his fall was uncontrolled
I would say his super power was creating extreme force which broke his body
@@jzam469 ok boomer
Bahahahahaha
I hope they never finish the new studio. The Eny studio is perfect and better that they sit looking at each other
I love learning the background on Christina’s male family members
I love learning about her past and the guys she used to date because she was a goth/emo/alt.
@Kitty Silverlake lol, are you the girl she spit on?
Here’s some background did you know they’re Easter European?
Christina saying Game of Thrones is "predictable" is the most hilarious shit because Game of Thrones is constantly praised for being unpredictable since they often kill off main characters unexpectedly
It was fairly predictable to the point where there was the source material. After that it was just kinda lame.
Yes it was predictable ,like you said they often kill off the main characters unexpectedly, but they often did it, so it was very predictable that around each big event there would be some kind of twist or shift like that, so it was predictably unpredictable if ya get me
@@Bingo.BaJingo Like how a soap opera that has been on the air for thirty years is. You know it won't be long before a major twist.
@@WinkLinkletter for real, I used to watch Home and Away from Australia growing up, the amount of dramas shootings kidnappings natural disasters and shit like that for a little 500 person beach town was fuckin wild
"It's not cuz you're fucking suwoo." That's it, that's the best quote from Tommy Bunz for the rest of the decade.
But it was because enny is black, they totally asked him that question because he is black and probably suwuu
good lord christina’s grandpa’s died the coolest and funniest way i’ve ever heard
Both of them
Kristine's sweater looks like a can of Surge.
*jumper
Or Halloween Charlie Brown.
98% toked
That's her November sweater. She wore it for YMH Live 3
If Bobby Lee isn't on the next season of Squid Games, we riot.
Hes an emotionally unstable man idk if that would be a good idea, he gets offended way to easily
Next squid game will probably be trash tier and won’t live up to the overhyped expectations
@@BikerDaddy22RideorDie it’s a fuckin show he does lots of other shows how would this be different shits not real bro
I like how 2 bears end with an "I love you" but this never does 🤣🤣🤣
Nidave laughing in the background is what completes this podcast
We have been spoiled, loving these throwbacks to when they faced each other and the only guests they needed were each other and the set was just a room in the house, feels like coming home for thanksgiving lol
In my culture when a couple has been together for 13 years is called the "chocolate weddings", and the wife eats the husbands scrum
had me in the first half lol
We haven’t had a top tier episode like this in a while, fuck yeah
625 is great
Tru Dat, I haven't really been feeling it recently, but this episode is old school
Them guys are doing good! Fuck!
yeah the toks were very interesting this EP
What!? Every episode wince they got this new studio has been fire, daddy.
Toms laugh brings such joy to my heart 😂
This episode was a nice change of pace. I always enjoy when the main mommies hit us with the stories.
The fact they called Bobby Lee makes this episode.
Nosotros papaya to you my friend
whaaat timestamp pls!!!
@@sebastianuchtdorf 39:50
The fact that he actually picked up is incredible
Bobby Ree*, mind you.
I think the only way Christina will caress Tommy's scrum is when she turns into XTina again. Once she is in character she can finally let go of her stupid doodoo fear.
she could also just wear a mask while doing it
@@stefanadolfspies Then it's almost like you're not doing it at all.
@@Hjaelteomslag exactly people who wear masks don’t fuck.
@@Hjaelteomslag sounds like a plan!
@@stefanadolfspies nah the disgust would be the best part.
You know Tom questions how he's managed to not strangle Christina for so many years, happy anniversary!
41:04 made me laugh so much I love hearing the guys cracking up in the back
Wow hearing you guys talk about Anne Heche is wild after her passing lol
Was thinking the same thing
Good morning Chomos and Chomettes
Whenever Tom talks about his psycho stories, you can see Tina pants just flood.
1:01:46
It's the Hun gene she wants a conqueror
Wetter than an otters pocket
They should bottle those drippings and sell them on the merch store
I have to remember that line that’s hysterical 😂😂😂
Ever since Tom got that glove on his hand the murder rate in texas has doubled.
Here listening and the Anne Heche discussion is interesting. You never know
Ikr. I had the exact same thing like whoa
She's dead
With all seriousness happy anniversary Tom and Christine. Congrats and thank you for everything.
So glad to hear tom talks to himself. Ive always done that and get so much shit for it!
I’m tired of Christine mooching off of toms success without even contributing to his happiness as a man. She’s real quick to use his money/ get excited about his big tours because she knows it’s a big pay day for her, but she’s real slow to eat the mans scrum? Be safe Tom, I’m seeing red flags.
Well ya honoa' she wore the jeans in that family for years while Tim was still trying to touch them through the fence. Plus they already passed the wood anniversary years ago. So as facecrook says its complicated
It's not anyone's business buddy.
When you're on stage, do you tell a joke and wonder, " I hope Brad Pitt likes this one."?
54:18 Luigi hits the ground face first then the cart lands on him. That had to hurt , but it definitely made me laugh.
I feel myself smiling watching this episode a lot. I feel the jeans love.
It's wild that they've been doing this podcast for like 9 years and living together longer and they still have stories they haven't told each other
Part of being a good spouse/friend/sibling/etc. is pretending you haven’t heard the story 100 times already.
A great book is The Geography of Thought that explains how language is formed from how people live in different geographical locations. The author also wrote a different book called The Geography of Emotion.
Hope everyone has a good day and stays safe through the fence and happy birthday to anyone who has a birthday and it’s November so it’s getting cold so make sure to wear a jacket and a glove
....doing yr thing and stuff like that
Happy anniversary daddy and mommy lalagone.
One of the hardest I’ve ever heard Nadav laugh was when Bobby was on the phone
Congratulations on your anniversary. I know every time Christina comes in to podcast, you start getting kind if sweaty, and you just love the way she smells. She smells like 26 years isn't impossible, she really does.
What the fuck are you talking about man?
if anybody needs to throw up, Steven Seagal did a few blues concerts. and they were put on the video scope.
Oh god there so horrifying
Lol ol Steven black belt big balls Segall.
The orange contrasted with the black shows that Tom really knows how to pick out his gloves, he truly is the one glove guy
This episode is great example of why I tune in every week.
This episode was great. Them both admitting to illegal threats was my favorite
When I refreshed, and saw this video up. I turned into a telescope! And finished in four strokes. Because I needed that YMH on my face right now, right now, right now, right now!
I like that the Water Champ is really sticking to the one glove ensemble. Lol
Fuck, I just threw my back out carrying this podcast
The unc shine segment is worth the ticket purchase for the live. I can’t wait.
absolutely. cant fucking wait.
This is one of my favorite episodes this year, holy shit
I know it's a simple bit, but the glove really hits me everytime🤣
I wonder how many times Christina has said "Well listen here me-annn" during the length of the podcasts history.
Finally a episode where Tom actually shows love to his wife 😂
So amazing that you’re celebrating your anniversary and finding out Tom is Christina’s first boyfriend. She was previously in lesbian relationships
Besides theo vonn and that whole fiasco
i’ve been drunk many times at comedy shows and i’m so glad i’m the guy who giggles his ass off and enjoys myself and not the guy who shouts or talks to the comic lmao
Love watching this show while I use my theragun laying in my saatva solaire, sippin on some liquid IV right after I trimmed my scrum with my manscaped lawnmower 4.0.
When tom looks at me through the camera I feel my fight or flight response perk up
Todd is totally Al Bundy, "I once scored 4 TDs for Polk High"
Four touchdowns in a single game
You rang?
Happy annive… One Glove Tom is a fantastic look. I’m perplexed at his gloveular journey.
I’m more interested in myself and I will always be there for Tom if he needs me
Christina so fuckin real/herself, I’ve developed an attachment at this point. It’s a problem.
She sexy af
You wanna give her the gravy?
I love how Tom is super surprised that people don't go mud diving. It's a petty gross thing to do lol
Am I losing my mind or are the ads in this episode unbearably numerous?
Happy anniversary Mommies! Love seeing you guys succeed together!
I read your last name as scrum🤣
@@davidledesma1331 as you should
I now prefer this set/studio setup and hope it now never changes
Are they pumping nitrous oxide into the production room during this episode? Jesus Christ
"She's the weird one, she was checked out" -the girl who threatened to kill someone over seating in class
That massive background laughter sends shivers down my spine, much like Tigerbelly's George's. Halloween ghost house style.
Garths gonna get the gravy if he doesnt take tim seriously
Not sanitary
Imagine the chaos of having bad friends on the ymh live show
I will never get enough of the laughter coming from the booth.
So regarding the Squid Games / Korean film topic, Tim should check out Memories of Murder or I Saw the Devil, both great, intense Korean thrillers I came across this month.
Tom should've just denied he ever wore a glove. That would've been hilarious
Where's the petition to keep the studio exactly how it is?
Christine when she reminisces about her gender-non-conforming ex-boyfriends: "It was the 90s guuuyyys, it was sooo much fun!"
Christine when she sees a non-binary person on TikTok: "Wtf is wrong with young people nowadays???"
He is living his best life in the back.
Man, I love these episodes, reminds me of the old days 🤩
Reach arounds through the fence for my favorites mommies! Happy Wednesday to all my fellow cool jeans, don’t smell like Bart Krishna and make sure you tuck in those long balls!!! Almost the weekend it’s gunna be sunny!
so make sure you drink water
I swear to god, Tim and Christine are getting funnier every episode.
Agreed. I died laughing about 4 times already and im only halfway done 🤣
Is it selfish to ask for 2 episodes a week? Wednesday takes to long most of the time
Another perfect morning at work, thanks jeans
Tom you're a lucky man! Women who enjoy the best in life are hard to come by these days. Congratulations to you both and a happy anniversary! Love you both and cheers to the best you two share together!
Man, I used to love it when the background laughter was more subtle…now it’s sounds like an episode of Gilligan’s island laugh track 🤷🏽♂️😕