Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep.622
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- Опубліковано 23 вер 2024
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Today on YMH, Tom and Christina introduce their new idea for a podcast called Hawdies the Pod. Then, they discover how kids hide drugs, smoke alcohol and get drunk using tampons. Next, they look at new face tattoos and get find an update from a YMH cool guy. Afterwards, Tom and Christina consider going to a Garth Brooks concert and whether or not they could eat human meat. Last, they watch some videos including Tramp Talk, eating butter and Happy Thursday.
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10 minutes in and the mommies organically came up with the premise of Call Her Daddy lol
Lol, it sounds like it could be popular
Trash Tuesday
Remember when Rogan had the call her daddy girls on and slowly realised its not and act and they are barely functioning R words
I was thinking that or The Shit Show lol
Was waiting for someone to say this 😂😂😂
I will never get tired of the camera cutting to Doll Christine’s reactions
I know right? Bush is so hot
@@Saghilarious Tog Dog says it’s all about the bush
She’s always so shocked
Doll Christine? Ur tok’d.
She says so much with so little words.
Please do an episode where you never show Christina's webcam. Just cut to the dolls face whenever she talks.
bump
I have had this thought, think that would be funny af
A hhhhhundred percent
I wanna laugh
Doll Christine is a ten. What dat mouth do
Tom could literally be a voice actor, his voices are absolutely hysterical. The new voice for his oldest son killed me this episode.
I love his dumb LA blonde voice
His dad, his sister, his mom, nadavs family, brent, his black voice everyone he is crazy
He does have kind of an h jon benjamin voice doesnt he (archer, bobs burgers, home movies)
If y'all think this stuff is crazy, you should hear his Michael Jackson impression he did on last night's YMH live special
@@jeffboyd8139 now I need to hear that
I live for that first 4 minutes when ‘HEY CHRISTINNA!’ comes on 😂😂😂
Tim's hidden rage is priceless when Christine said she'll plan to pig out with a second meal.
Tom impersonating his son could be an entire hour special
id watch
Seriously, his kid is one of his funniest topics.
If his kid eventually grows up enough to be on the podcast… that would WILD
@@Fathom_VT he will eventually grow to be that age but the pod would probably be well over by then?
@@JamisonGallagher 🤷🏼♂️ who knows
I'm a little disappointed they didn't talk more about how hot it is in Texas. I heard it's really hot this summer, and then a little later it'll cool down. Crazy.
I heard it rained at some point near end of summer. Yup.
... but it'll get hotter.
RIP norm macdonald, I guess we will get to hear tom and Christine's impactful thoughts about him in 3 weeks
Socially obligatory response
Live show tonight might mention something.
Possibly through a Skype call as well! Will be such a tribute
These are mostly prerecorded sure it will be on the next one
Such a weird thing to care about
1.01 Million subscribers is a grand achievement! Thats a lot of kings and queens above 18! Congratulations Tim and Christine! Keep on featherin’ it brother
I really can’t wait to see how Ellis turns out, kids gonna be a force
Predicting he's gonna be a really cool guy lmao
he probably ends up with pretty girls in his freezer
@@Mike-om4tv *cool guy guitar riff*
the mommies kids are gonna end up goonin with the young republicans or be super woke. AYE AYE AYE
@@Mike-om4tv Could turn out to be a real knucklehead though..
Christina was on point this episode. It almost felt like five years ago, pulling over on the side of the road to wipe the laughter tears off my face. She's hoing me on out!
She had a good week! I miss those days.
That random laugh Christina did for the hawtie bit sounded like Bobby Lee's genuine laugh
I heard that annoying dude that did the honeydew podcast
@@mindbodysoul-musictherapy4550 You leave Uncle Ryan Sickler alone!
@@mindbodysoul-musictherapy4550 incredibly low and loose jeans
Good call!
Thatsss why it sounded so familiar
“They’re just different” has me in tears for the last 3 hours 💀💀💀
Still got me dying 2days later.
@@jbomba619 Oh it’s been replayed 20 times in this house
tom doesn’t give christina’s curations all of the appreciation they deserve for how beautiful and unique they are
Straight up
I feel like my favorite thing now is when Christina says something crazy that makes Tom cringe or start dying of laughter 😂
When she burps and he makes that face, I fall out every time lmao
Too ‘tarded for tv
Honestly... Oh, my GAWD! 45:22 has got to be a Top 3 Natiff Laughs moment. Literally.
I keep reminding myself “There are two people on earth that actually have to call these two people Mom and Tom” and it blows my mind every time 🤯🤣
The fact that mom and Tom rhyme makes a lot of sense as to why his kid calls him by his name lol
@Esposita I highly doubt you have children
The drop at 45:27 was probably one of Tom’s all time best drops ever, I fell over 😭🤌🏼
What about a shirt with the juggalo guy's face, that just says "We all make mistakes "
1:28:15 I love that Crystal goes from talking about unalive folks to instantly being a Mom and asking Son "oh ya? What are you gonna do?* With her eyes big and interested in what the kiddo is saying. All the sarcasm and cynicism and anxiety to just instant adoration and love for child. And they cut to Thom(emphasis on the THuH)and he is smiling from ear to ear too. What a wholesome quick moment from Your Mom's House, not let's get back to talking about unalive people and not washing our buttholes!
I truly love when Tim seamlessly interjects Ed in the conversation. "Different". Lol
Ok.
What?
*What*
Dont disrespect the king that way
I can no longer hear 'different' or 'what' used by themselves in any context without smirking
There's no way this wasn't a bit about Call Her Daddy... if it wasn't, Tim really is a genius.
Just had to look that up and enjoyed a hearty chuckle. Call me daddy is now about to re-register as "hot dumb sluts"
they kicked this off with the best whitney cummings impression of all time
Honestly thought of Nikki Glaser haha
Underrsted comments. Both of you.
Can someone time stamp it I can’t find it now
Christina seems like such a sweet mother
Yo wtf Tom let Christina get her hangers out!
Tho I knew better I hung onto that .0001% chance that Christina just said fuck it.
@@randolphsullivan1377 Even if they blurred those mommy milkers, we would have all been STOKED
That was the most perfectly timed “different” of all time lmao
havent even started the episode and already laughing my ass off bc the first youtube ad was for Joel Osteen's new book
Tom reining in right wing Christine once an episode is probably one of my fav bits 🥴
I'm so hype to laugh, puke, & be traumatized for the live show tonight 👖
I've never watched a live.. I'm poor! Have fun on my behalf! I hope it's fucking gross!
Hey mommy we love you
@@Mike-om4tv love you too jean
Good Mythical Morning is having a heavy segment style live show at the end of October lol! Tim and Krystal have started a trend it seems
Drink your water it's hot today
This podcast is the best thing to ever happen to the internet!!! Love you guys
The fact that Tim’s Kid has Enny’s Bowels and already pranks his parents with them. Golden.
Their kids sound like shitty kids if we’re being honest lmfao, I think they relied on nannies a little too much but it’s hilarious
ya i bet his kids black and thats why we never get his cameos
@@TBloodFPV this literally made me laugh out loud.
@Esposita bingo
I think you guys are reading a bit too much into this 😂😂
Fedsmoker would be a first pick to take to the school seminar. R.I.P brother keep featherin it.
This live show is going to be fire. Can't believe we got tickets to go in person! Keep em high and tight mommys!
please let us know if anyone pukes or passes out
@@101forthefun5 absolutely!!
See you there! Could not be more excited!! 👖
@@vfrankenstein5820 I am living vicariously through you, my frank
@@SevenHunnid Sir this is a Wendy's
Christina was on fire this ep! This was a great ep. So many laughs.
I've been waiting to hear Hawties the Pawdcast since 3 studious ago, Tom's never done his sister's voice that long and this was starch for my Jean's
I'm going to start saying "That was starch for my jeans" because it's BRILLIANT.
@@benjaminnurthen awww thanks man, been a fan since the 1st studio
It’s called Call Her Daddy.
Interesting that Tom’s gag reflex equates butter-eating to Norm’s poutine
If Christina saying “R*** hookups” is not on the soundboard next episode I’ll be disappointed
+1
I just wish we had the old sound board, Tina used to say the N word…A LOT
5:30 when Tom comes up with the concept for Julia Rose's podcast 🤣
Congratulations on a million subscribers ! So happy for my main mommys
Omg Christina's dumb girl laugh was priceless. I knew a girl who would laugh like that after EVERY sentence. It was torture.
Feel like we all knew that girl lol 😫
What's her name Chelsea LOL 😂
Tina just finally got to show her true self. 🤷🏻♂️😂
#metoo omg its so annoying
@@tmelloy1986 Meagan?
How. How in the world did Tim miss the "did you poop" drop when his kid interrupted Tina to pee?
Tina's tik tok segment is like catholic comunion, it lets us know when the service is about to be over
Favorite podcast & this was my favorite episode! Can't get enough of them ruling g's gram! Hope they get those meet n' greet passes to one of his shows 🙏
Oh man what a great morning. I'm two weeks sober from alcohol, and new content from Tom is starting my morning off on an even higher note. I hope everyone here has a wonderful day.
Ay yi yi my babay.
Congrats to 2 weeks clean! I'm rooting for your continued success. Stay strong, you got it!👍
@@redeyedredhead2566 Thank you very much
love how tom gives his kid a deep voice lmao
I love seeing YMH over a million subscribers! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Damn this was one of your best shows ever. I was laughing so hard I was crying.
I thought “call her daddy” already made that podcast?
Her*
You know you're an adult when someone tells a story about an overflowing bathtub and your first thought is "I wouldn't want to pay that bill!"
I'm just thinking about the potential mold 🤣
watch for waspus!
Hawdies is the #1 podcast in the world
Tom's next special is going to just be about his oldest son and how he's basically raising a psychopath, who will grow up to be Dexter, and how he totally encourages him. 🤣👍
Seen him right before coming everywhere tour and your pretty spot on
@@tommycappiello1649 ellis and Tom in shower for closing bit?
Hes raising his successor...
@@chrisc923 pretty sure it was the closer lol
Watching Bobby Lee freak out on you when he was last on for you guys SHITTING on Game of Thrones. Makes this episode so much better.
It’s live show night, Chomos!
I went to middle school with Chris Larsen. Everyone called him diaper baby, I never figured out why. I just remember hearing him yell in the hallway, “I’m not wearing a f*cking diaper”.
I want that watch grinder and bracelet one-hitter.
You can buy them on wish
Petition: Please create segment for the entire interview/casting process of the Hawties podcast
^ Yes. This. ^
It’s fuckin morning’
Time to rise and unk Shine.
This cop is teaching everyone how to smoke alcohol. Cool!
Cops base their knowledge of teenage drug use patterns on memes, email forwards, and urban legends.
Christina says;is she touched? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 got me in tears
the smoking alcohol thing is hilarious but its actually totally real lmao
You really need to elaborate!
@@pikasnipe1 videos on yt about it. Wine cork inside an alcohol bottle with a bike pump pushed thru it, pump a couple times open and inhale the vapors. Dumb but people do it
@@Mr.Meeseeks. trust not wanting to do it, but yea damn thats another lvl.
What about the alcohol tampon?
@@R.Tafolla that's straight forward, I'm more curious about alcohol mist. Rubbing alcohol is poison when consumed and can probably be purchased by minors, that's effin scary!
This episode was one for the books. It was so funny I choked on my saliva and had to pull over. By the time I got to work I looked like I ripped a bong. Great job guys!
Can we pleeeeease get a regular “destruction to my life” segment surrounding people getting their face tats removed? I love it like Tom loves murder and chiropractic videos
It makes me laugh that Jason (the Juggalo face tattoo) is a homie of mine and he gets roasted so much on here. 😂😂
I love watching old YMH Episodes.
Man, this whole time I was just letting my grass sit out on the coffee table. I could have been impressing my friends with my Swatch watch that doubles up as a grinder
I love the part where you guys impersonated Nikki Glaser. Spot on!
If Carol ever does that valley girl cackle laugh ever again I'm permanently switching to Team NightPants. #TEAMROACHDADDY
I love that a new person would have zero idea what you said.
Interesting tidbit to describe the lady pushing the roadwork bar up. It is not parking as Nadive said, I have experienced these in Montana and it matches with the trees and the mention of pilot car. Mine was just a lady with a hand held stop sign, but it can take 30-40 mins for them to take massive machinery out of road when they are rebuilding a wild rural highway. You follow the pilot truck through the dirt and gravel in remote mountain areas
I’m having chest pain! Probably from my vodka tampons.
Nadav on the quick cuts to Christine get me every time
Wednesday ritual underway. Keepin em high and tight at work mommies.
Who are all you losers who can listen to a podcast at work? So I guess you don't actually work for a living?
@@jellojoe00 Have you ever heard of manual labor, dummy? Construction, landscaping, warehouse work, maintenance, auto technicians, drivers just to name a few. There are lots of jobs where you can listen with one earbud in or on a speaker And to be clear I bust my butt every day. I make $20 an hour doing a job I enjoy and listen to podcasts, audiobooks, and music all day.
@@jellojoe00 Do you just not consider anything other than white collar office work to be work? Are the people who work physical jobs 60 hours per week lazy?
58:52, Tim rolling his eyes at Christine chatting and cackling about crazy ole gal, too funny!
2 Beavs 1 Cave.
I think there should be a wide angle shot of Tom talking with Christines “stand in”. Because I’d love to see Tom talking with a blow-up doll, but mostly…. Art. It’s art.
45:00 - 45:30 one of the best timed drops I’ve ever heard lol
Go Birds!!
They’re just dIfFeReNt
Tim trying to not get canceled
Just ordered my online Ticket for YMH Live tonight.
No guest? Damn. Have Shane Gillis on.
Yeah then maybe we can see and hear an actual personality. I’m starting to feel like I could watch these videos and make boring lame off the dome comments.
😆 1:26:47 Tom’s face , then the pan to Christina’s doll, Priceless. Very good timing from the booth boys!
I can't wait to hear the isolated drops that get taken out of this episode... Definitely gonna be an awesome remix song
Tom imitating Ellis is so god damn funny
This is gonna be my first live show can't wait !
Bring a puke bucket
@@joeyhampton5075 pretty bad ? I'm having burritos for dinner
@@clintbeastwood6149 you never know but it seems like every episode they get more fucked up and after the last few idk where they’re gonna go. The tom surgery clips will def be messed up tho
@@joeyhampton5075 I'm decent with nasty stuff we'll see. If you have ever seen the UK movie dirty Sanchez without hurling you can watch anything
@@clintbeastwood6149 lmao, dirty sanchez was great, when Daint shaves the other guys head 😂
I have this show to thank for telling me all about Home Box Office - those guys have some quality shows! A little too much drama for me sometimes, but pretty impressive stuff, I’m surprised more people aren’t talking about it!
i would pay real cash to see his reaction at 08:15
Why did they cut there?
@@johnscarce4557 a joke most likely backfired
Unreal how you both can have pretty serious shit happen and look the best you have since I’ve started watching.
45:45 this is me every single episode. STILL HERE FOLLOWING PROTO
The look on Christine's face, while Christina explained her people meat public house idea, was priceless.
Hey, about the early section of the podcast, it seems like you could set up 2 different captures on Christina- one for the interaction < so you do the video chat with that> and one that is doing the full-resolution capture from Christina's computer in her studio in Austin. It's probably a bit of a pain in the butt to set up, but if it were me doing it, I'd probably set it so that Dr. Nadav can SSH into Christina's recording controller computer from LA (where it looks like he is this recording?) and run something like an OBS instance .
WATCH FOR WASPAS MOMMIES
This is exactly what they should do! But I think because YMH studios has so many productions in their pipeline they live edit the podcast which means recording locally to the switcher (I think they are using the BM Atem mini pro). I think it would take too long for them to edit in post unless they need to cut out stuff
Enny read this!
Do you review EV mics?
What if the best thing we get from a pandemic is kids having inside jokes of it? Like when kids get older and they talk about when they were younger and they reference something like playing covid tag or something.
Shout out to people all around the world doing their thing
If it's your birthday, happy birthday.
*and stuff light that
Shout out Tom Brady and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers on an amazing Super Bowl win
Sky punches 4 lyfe
Can't wait to see the Texas studio tonight 👌🏼
Tom's French impersonation is spot on. Jesus I can't stop laughing and replaying it lmfao!
…What??
Wagyu human! 😂 I nearly died. Tom is so unadventurous.
You guys NEED to make a shirt with “Tarted Hook Ups” on it lmfao
They closed a back road near me last year. They started with a gate like that, someone in a lifted truck just ran it over. They switched to a traffic light, someone shot the lights out. They tried someone holding a stop sign just during the busy times of day. People threw beer cans at him as they ignored him, and sped by. I think road closure brings out the worst in us.
I always wonder what people think about this podcast if it’s their first time listening lol
Everytime I show it to someone,they just get upset and confused hahaha!
...and then I wonder why she won't text me back...
@@thestraydog my husband introduced me and I'm so glad it went well!
Ima about to put my cousin on to them in their live show 😂
@@acuna525 oh that will be fun!
The real trick with the fabric softener sheets in a toilet roll is to pack as many in as possible. Everybody always shows them with like one loosely packed in there. Paper towel rolls are even better. Pack em' in tight, it's just right.
The intensity of Nadav's laugh has me worried for the arteries in his neck
Tom’s smile when he hears Ellis is so sweet 🥲