Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep.614 w/ George Perez
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- Опубліковано 23 вер 2024
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JEANS UP!! Tom Segura and Christina P discuss their favorite cool guys, "Halston" on Netflix, the girl Tom saw on a plane wearing only a bikini, and Austin, Texas weather talk. They watch videos of some cool road rage, CP's TikToks, and take a look at photos of Christina's scoot scoot and her injury.
George Perez is a comedian and host of the George Perez Stories podcast. He joins Tom Segura to discuss taking a break from stand-up because of prison, strip clubs in different cities, getting gang tattoos, and more. They watch videos of a cool lady singing on the subway, Adriana Chechik describing her weekend schedule, a dude who breaks bad news to people, and some "Horrible or Hilarious" videos.
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"She knows more cholos than the Raiders" lol such an underrated line
Makes sense why the Raiders moved closer to Mexico now
@@laytonperry364 that is funny my man! Imagine a closet we could all fit in?
@@ericvarela7280 you're right. Im in the closet making a joke. Thank God you called me out, since someone im in there with someone like you. Thankfully you filled in for Andy Cohen and told me about my sexual stances. Real question is are you out of the closet?? Because even the "gay's" made jokes before getting offended like you
@@laytonperry364 ey man, I couldn’t resist just a joke 🤣🤣
i fucking lold so hard
George is hilarious. You can tell he holds back a lot in the stories he tells, for legal reasons lol
Both judicial and street legal reasons lol
In the hood you got 2 laws to follow, you got laws in the city and laws in the ghetto.
“She knows more cholos than the raiders” dead af
Who was he talking about? I can't remember
@@lawrencecarlson2151 his baby’s mamma
💀
That Hitler joke really caught me off guard. George is always hilarious
Are you actually black?
They are making fun of how crazy a tik-toker was.
Here's my boi
The only joke that wasn't followed by a cackle from Nadav.... hmm 🤔
They're doing verified, checked accounts important on UA-cam?
“Two Bumps One Straw”. That sounds like a dope show.
And the first guest would be Uncle Joey lmao
Staring joey diaz and ari shaffir
And Theo is outside the window, looking in, licking his lips.
Everybody is sober and boring now cuh 🤣
Big up for the pun
Now that Todd is pushing 60 it’s getting harder to tell when he’s doing a top dog impression and when it’s just his voice
Ive had this thought many times. I hear he’s actually 62.
Top Tod?
"Ok, Buddy"
I can see top dog in him so often. Genetics are real. We need more top dog phone calls/ toilet paper stories haha
i wonder if he will tell us where the bodies are before he passes away from obesity
"This would never happen in texas?" The license plates are texas plates 😂😂😂
Texas has some of the worst drivers I’ve ever experienced. Austin, and Dallas in particular. Road rage, drunk drivers, people driving without an actual license. It’s ridiculous, fuck Texas.
I came here to say this.
Saw this guy open for Joey Diaz in Fresno. Killer
Oh dude! When was this. I’m a Freano native
I'm sorry you live in Fresno bro.
big up Fresno!
@@jaimecastillo5677 lol I feel you but I live in SF area now
Fresno in the house 559
“A Ballad to RPC” absolutely SLAPS.
Right?! I'm trying to find who made that one.
ua-cam.com/video/001fhrPK77E/v-deo.html
Best song I've heard in a while!
A true original
It should it's sound a lot like a rip off of Lennon's Don't Let Me Down.
This dude is fucking hilarious, so many quick jokes that killed my ass, that break a sweat shit was hilarious
I tried to get that hair off my screen Jean. Not cool.
@@budruski Bro me too but turns out I had another hair near it to wipe off so thanks I guess
He’s hilarious
Wtf with this hair hahahahahahaha
Holy shit the precious joke. Wow that was some dark gold.
"But wouldn't you like to make her cry trying?" OMFG! I love Christina so much lol.
I mostly can't stand her but that made me snort-laugh 😂
Yo I’ve been listening to this in an out. Time stamp please?
YESSS LMAOO 😂😂😂😂
@@Shhhh__LL lies!!
Somewhere around 37-39. Sorry, CBC going back for exact stamp
Man sorry mommies but Fedsmoker is the all time greatest cool guy in the history of cool guys
True
He truly is the gift that keeps on giving.
I honestly can’t believe they disrespected him like that
^^^
Word
The GHB story is Tom’s Machine story, but for me it never gets old
Except it's factual and Tom has a myriad of better bits. Bruce only has the machine and is nothing without it.
@@Fajitaman69 don't forget he doesn't fake wheeze laugh at his own story like a buffoon.
@@JB-kg1zv That's like, the reason I cant listen to Bert.
Tom's face after George's "Precious" joke was fully representative of my reaction also lol. George is depraved in the funniest way
When ever I’m sad I just look at Garth brooks social media and it’s such a pick me up.
It shouldn't...think about all the poor families.
This is the only reason I'm considering getting a Instagram account.
It really is cool stuff, slick stuff, neat stuff
My favorite thing is that I was watching The Pat Mcafee show and they said his name and like 4 people and I just started asking where the bodies were and almost no one understood the joke.
Snopes wrote an article about it. I became the latest victim when it showed up in my Google feed.
George Perez is hands down one of the best guests. Great to see him back.
George Perez should be on the podcast at least once a month! Great Episode!
“They found a gun in my car once ..”
“That’s different then weed but go ahead “ 😂
💀
‘I wouldn’t go on stage with 2 mics.’
So funny
Neal Brennan: hold my beer
@@buster9879 Ayy, Neil '3 mics' Brennan.
tina is r-worded because the first clip literally happened in texas
I noticed the accent 😂
You say the R word.
she’s different
I don't think she can see it, I prefer but she has some r word tendencies
That and people do not behave any better where everyone can have guns lol we have open and concealed carry privilege where I live and shits wild 😄
I was just thinking, when are they going to have Perez on again. His stories are the best.
His podcast is dope you should check it out
His honey dew interview and YMH were one of my favorites also.
Its today, incase you were still wondering.
Sup Cholos
He goes hard love how he stays friends with good fans, transparent an authentic
Christina-"This wouldn't happen in Texas"......literally happened in Texas lol
Texas plates and all💀
I swear, some of us Texas mommies need to sit her down and hold a week long seminar to get her up to speed. She’s bringing some real LA TikTok vibes and is going to get into trouble one of these days. Lol
George is the most naturally funny guest the shows ever had on. The Raider bit 🔥
Xtine: "People in Texas would never act like this."
Video: "Hey, check out these Texas license plates."
Collapsed laughing at the Adriana bit. She HAS to be in on Bert's name. Legendary status.
I love it when someone makes Tom really laugh hard. It's always something to do with violence/sex. Also yes Tom you are being super Cishet about jock straps, how dare you!
I swesr to Christ it's so fucking hilarious when he's damn near crying
The King saying "What?" will NEVER get old. 😂
George is my favorite YMH guest for sure. Now I'm hooked on George Perez Stories on youtube.
George making jokes out of Tom's stories, he's hilarious
Tom talking like a professional when it comes to fractures and surgery now lol
And dieting.
If you've felt two ligaments/bones pop simultaneously, you can probably preform heart surgery at that point. 😂😂
Tommy Two Limbs
@@Jake_IBS 🤣🤣🤣 Love it!
@@dustingallimore489 this comment has Native energy
"Two bumps, one straw. New podcast." 🤣🤣🤣
👌
I’m gonna take 10-12 Benadryl and get into the show. George is the best.
He already started bringing cool guys to the show, you should check out the latest 2 bears episode 😂😂
i did 24 in highschool…. it wasn’t as cool as someone said
@@Rubencrd lol I watched about 10 mins of it..
Good. You're following proto my baby. Ay ay ay!
Yall know what a Bannana split is
George Perez would make a great Two Bears One Cave fill in.
“I’m not drinking beer in my car , I’m doing coke sometimes it’s a long drive “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Car very clearly has a Texas license plate...
Christina: "The reason this would never happen in Texas..."
she has to be arrogant about wherever she lives
@@YANILLIONAIRE arrogant, ignorant, or both?
@@ricecakerandy3594 definitely both, just 5 months ago California was king lmfao
Wrong! Common knowledge everything wrong in this country is just because California 😏
Aw HELL yes. New YMH with OG guest George Perez, got a tall glass of nail polish remover on the rocks, it's fucking MORNING, let's do this.
George is easily one of my favorite guests, great show.
This is one of the best episodes “foos gone wild” gotta get one of those shirts
The camera switch to Christine after “Bridget the midget” is the best
This month has had some hit or miss podcast episode across the board, but this one is a BANGER 🔥
Brenda Schlob on 2 bears was the worst
Nikki Glaser, worst guest of the month
@@plantgirlK88 might be all time tbh.
Shotgun always brings the heat
Never heard of this guy til now and I love him lmao one of the better podcasts I’ve listened too
"give me kool aid I'm thirsty" 🤣
😂😂😂
"That would never happen in Texas." I knew the P in Christina P didn't stand for perceptive, but damn.
Literally happened in Texas. Check out those license plates krystine. Lol
Totally tok'd
Too much wine and oxycodone
Pre-tarded
Christy p's "wouldnt you like to make her cry trying" is exactly what every marriage should be like
“He’d be like give me koolaid I’m thirsty” 😂
I knew Fedsmoker was alive
Tom's laughing extra latinx this episode...
Latinx?
LatinX thank u
@@nicktaylor4458 it's like Latina and Latin but... different
@@nickg8272 he didnt wanna get shanked
Sometimes you’re listening to YMH and the end song is by one of your best friends from high school, who you didn’t even know was a mommy……. My day has been completely made.
Great song
He also wrote a Fuckin banger
@@xyourarsonistx3826 right? Normally I’m not the world’s biggest fan of the completely original songs with no drops or clips but I was listening like “damn, this is good,” looked at the name and 🤯
This song is curing my depression
I agree A Hundred Percent
I'd pay George to tell me bad news in his own special way
Not gonna lie whole episode was fire!! And the song at the end needs to hit the billboards
She better be on the next YMH Live. You know who I'm talking about!
Ayyyy shotgun is back, gotta bring perez back more often, this dude is hilarious
@Andrew McKenzie Sawed off Sunday’s is Perez
Foosgonewild tee lol
Love this episode already.
Someone needs to give him a sock check 😂
Look at it closely, look at it closely!
It’s my fault huh?
The way they talk about Austin is so silly, like they act like it's some rural area in Texas instead of a massively liberal urban area that happens to be in Texas.
Compared to LA it's definitely is more rural. They have literally 4x as many people
@@FrankieIpp you could say that about just about any city in the US other than NY or Chicago though. Austin is *googles* the 11th largest city in the nation, it's not exactly rural.
@@FrankieIpp I'm a big fan and I make this point with love, I just think their perspective is a little silly on this that's all lol
@@alecwoodruffmusic its surrounded by rural areas though, somewhat like Houston but the rural areas there are much further away than in Austin. Around Austin once you're out of the city limits its pretty much rural
I saw George Perez open for Joey Diaz .. HE KILLED .. funny af
"My nickname was shotgun, so I used to carry a sawed-off under the trench coat" goddamn thats cool I wish I could say that
I love how George is 100% ready to fight Garth Brooks on Tom's behalf. wtf. 😂
Gotta say, T is starting to make GHB sound pretty dope.
Because it is.
It's really not, stick with weed or coke. GHB fucks you up, have to much you go under which is what Tom did. Your constantly balancing a good time with a coma. That's the reason all those wrestlers died in the 80's, they'd take it to sleep for like 12 to 48 hours, your body runs hot. Burns a shit load of calories and obviously your not eating, they wanted to used it to cut. A lot never woke up.
Plus it makes you groggy you feel like shit, god knows what it does to your insides its not to dissimilar from alloy wheel cleaner. A lot of people in England would buy a certain brand and it was almost identical to GHB.
It’s like those scenes in “Walk Hard” whenever Tim Meadow’s character gets caught doing drugs and while explaining why it’s bad, just makes it sound awesome.
@@hankaghostdog I had a cousin who is much older than me, almost 12 years, so when I was a kid in 1997, he was in college. Super healthy guy that played division 1 hockey, but got into GHB at parties. His story is identical to Tom’s OD story and for like 4 months afterwards, it was like he was slowly getting over the world’s longest and most bizarre hangover. A lot of my family truly thought he was going to be like that permanently, but a good amount went away after two months and the rest slowly burned off after another two months. That shit is NO JOKE
Tims face at 1:15:32 killed me man lol
"I haven't talked to a black person in 3 years."
I've been to prison. It will do that to you.
“A Ballad to RPC” is the MOST AMAZING SONG I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!!!! My jaw is on the fucking floor. That was just beautiful. It was everything, trapped in a moment of a song.
When are we getting Adriana as a guest lol
I just started listening to YMH and 2B1C last week and I must say, this is one of the best communities on UA-cam if not THE best. I love Tom and Christina and could listen to them all day, as I’ve started doing at work. I even bought tickets to see Tom in September and watched both of their various specials on Netflix. I fucking love these two so much.
Are you aware of the Garth Brooks bit? If not, better get on board buddy. So many fans involved in this one.
Do yourself a favor and deep dive the archives! The Jeans are the SHIT!
@@blainebrown8824 thank you for reminding me to follow Garth brooks on all social media platforms
@@vaughancello trust me, its soooooo worth it!! I honestly can't think of anything I've enjoyed more and yes, that includes my kids! Well, except for maybe the process of making them but its still close.
Welcome to the cool guys club mommy
God I’m so excited for this episode I could do what Redban did in the bushes next to Slash’s pool
turn into a telescope?
Lmfaooo
Ughhhhhh thats nastyyyyyyyy🤣
That story haunts me in my dreams
I wish I could forget that story
This is by far the most entertaining ymh I've ever watched
My girlfriend asked me why the intro is so long. Damn, I thought I loved her.
I used to think the same thing. Don’t worry she’ll come around lol 😂 Show her the intro wars episodes
ua-cam.com/video/M3YXddyu5kY/v-deo.html
she'll love this
Can we get a post pandemic follow up with whatever cool guys are still alive lol?
The pandemic isn’t over but I understand what you mean
plot twist. fed smoker comes back after the pandi with his own car wash.
I’m gonna make ya cry!
@@snapees it's over.
@@snapees it's been over
George perez is the shit, Authentic. He is so sweet and funny, love his crew. stay blazing 💨⏯️👖
As a 24yo with most of my coworkers being over 60 I have to hear about the weather from the past 40 years
@Esposita politics has become a hobby. They don't actually care about any policy changes. People pick a side to lick the boots of and the other to hate.
@Esposita I think i prefer the small talk
@@wzrdfrskn832 yup because you know how everyone thinks
Honestly same dude
@@Mike-wi6ho yeah of course i don't know how everybody thinks, this is a YMH comment section do you think theres highly nuanced discussion of politics what i said is my consensus
George is such an amazing guest lol
50:53
I Laughed the hardest I ever have in life!!!… When Gorge said “I got Skid marks”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
George Perez always comes with Gold 💀😂 so ready
"But wouldn't you want to make her cry trying?" 🤣😂🤣
I’m busy I. Life. Time stamp pleezu?
36:00
Tom definitely needs to be on George Perez Stories!!
55:42 Cholo-glazed donut ('LA Mexican gang member-flavoured, glazed doughnut' for Canadians)
2 Bears 1 Cave Ft. Adriana Chechik already sounds like a DP scene
Christine is fully r-worded since the opening clip is giving real Houston vibes and since there are Texas plates
A Ballad to RPC is top tier. Took away all the pain
amazing song!
George Perez Orange County represent!! That foo is too funny “she knows more cholos than the Raiders”
That Ballad to RPC at the end SLAPS! 👋
I was one of the cholos that requested this, thank you for delivering!!
Tina is already so on the texas bandwagon shes defending her state in the opening clip when its obviously a clip from texas lmao listen to that accent and look at all the plates
@Brian Parent you remember his @?
@Esposita You ain't wrong.
@Esposita definitely been feeling the same way about Christine for a long time now as well.
Kemp Tx. Outside of Speeder creek lake.
@Esposita Agreed, and has anyone else notice Christine's alt rightness to go along with this weird taking sides? The whole so called "Cancel" culture debate really seemed to drive her to some unsavory alt right view points.
My neighbours love Ed asner, they get to listen while I work on my car in the garage
The looks I get when stuck in traffic for holding my face from the pain of laughter is just beautiful
The face Christina P made when trying to promote her Stevia drink is pure “this stuff is shit but it is popular” face
Stevia has the uncanny property of coming straight out of the plant tasting like it was made in a lab. I know because I’ve eaten the leaves before. It’s really a shame it’s so gross.
I couldn't breathe at @1:54:12 😂😂
I love when George is on. He and Felipe have the best/craziest stories.
Ending song is always quality mommy work, but I was caught off guard by a ballad, great stuff Reed Worth
42:30 to skip all the Christine nonense.
Thank you my lord
thank you for understanding
Soo late this week 🤦🏽♀️.... but Good Morning Chomos!!! Also, My Kings And Queens Above 18!!!
What
Bert giggling during the 3 some made my die 🤣🤣
George Perez and Johnny pemberton gotta be the 2 best guests. Love em both and glad they were guests
It’s a Texas license plate in the video, main mommy.
Anytime someone says " All timers" I immediately know the level they are on.. almost definitely says "valentimes day" ... cool people for sure!
The Valentimes thing really passes me off
And liberry
The end song’s melody is suspiciously close to ‘Don’t Let Me Down’ from the Beatles lol🧐😁
Its called a parody song. Check out weird Al Yankovic.
They were pretty close to RPC back in the day when being gay was cool. Check it out, try it out
Some of my all time favorite guests on in the studio the last few weeks. Been making my jeans super tight
The RPC ending song is one of the best so far. Absolutely beautiful 🔥
This is for Reed Worth: Your song is wonderful and beautiful, just like RPC.
I came here for this comment. That song made my whole ass day
RPC finally getting the recognition he deserves.
My jeans are so fucking high and tight right now.... thank you!
It’s not on Spotify and unlike G, I don’t like that!
Tina should have taped her ankles before stepping into the ring with Dustin Poirier...
Quitting my job has never been so awesome, I'm here at 241 views, my biggest accomplishment!
Not too long after I quit I was able to smash the 3rd like. I now put this accomplishment on my resume.
I knew you would do great things.
"We love how you broke your wifes leg homie.."🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This episode had me in tears at work, too funny! “He touched his toes faster than I’ve seen anybody”