Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 631
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- Опубліковано 23 вер 2024
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We start off this week of Your Mom's House Podcast with Tom Segura and Christina P jamming to a classic #YMH banger, "Vocal Fry" by Gaping Dad! With all this vocal fry talk, we start talking about the family that made it popular, the Kardashians, and how insane of transformation Kylie Jenner has had over the years. That leads us to discussing the Travis Scott fiasco as Astro World. Tom then talks about going to sporting events with his dad, Top Dog, who has a real problem with parking/traffic anxiety. We open on a grandpa who gives an update on his brown situation, and we get another sneak peak at the primo googling skills Nadav has to offer as well as an update on airport codes! The mommies discuss how miserable Thanksgiving can be and give tips on the little things you can to make it slightly more bearable. We see the newest British rendition of our favorite garage worker and wonder what kind of revenge you can participate in legally. Eye for an eye? We then unveil a new FedSmoker video (to us) where he seems to be falling head over heels for lady he met at the district attorney's office of a town he's passing through. How would you react if FedSmoker started making a pass at you? We talk about Top Dog saying words wrong for almost no reason, like concierge, Joe Pesci, and Washington. We watch some cool clips of the guy with the pet liger and an old lady who claims to not have a stinky meow. Christina makes the claim that if Tom was single he'd be a "weird alone guy." The Apple store has one of the absolute worst in-store experiences of any company in the world, we see a cool guy withstanding quite a bit of horsepower, and we wrap with Christina's TikTok curations! Happy Thanksgiving and make sure you give thanks to those you're thankful for and try not to eat too much but also make sure you eat enough. Okay have a great week!
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Shout out to everyone doing their thing and stuff like that
I'll be whatever I wanna do
You know, drink responsibly. Take your oouvhers
Once again I'm taking a fat shit
Just got fired for no reason from this warehouse in missouri, they print designs for shower curtains and bath mats n stuff like that. But they steal and print supreme and off white brand on their items, obviously illegal and shady, and the items they sell arent even supposed to be sold after u purchase them, he makes 30,000 a day sometimes from this. Just had to say it somewhere😂
And stuff like that. You know what I'm saying?
Tom- “You should dress best you can according to your age”
Tina- “So true”
As she’s wearing an adidas track suit with an Mr. T graphic t-shirt and a beanie
Ah my pansa
"Some people got hurt"
"...8 people died"
Tom's reactions are great, like he wants to touch her camera through the fence
Through the fence......
Come on don't be stingy
#dmvisbetterthanapplestores
She's toked
Would’ve been so funny if she said “ Ouchyy “
@@swagmonster7 she's obviously not following proto
YMH studios needs to start on "featherin': the fed smoker story" an inspiring doc about the one man who always followed proto
Good podcast jeans. I woke up this morning and it was cold outside but then I put a jacket on and it wasn’t cold and I read it’s supposed to get hot. So that’s good. Hope you have a good day today. Your podcast made today a good day and didn’t make me think how cold it was this morning. Thanks guys have a good day.
It was so cold this morning when I went outside, I went inside to put a jacket on, then wasn't cold anymore. Have a good Thanksgiving everyone, make sure everyone in your house is warm.
Make sure you drink water!
why don't you change my diaper!
Thanks for the weather update mommy
You're a goddamn liar.
It's never warm in the morning.
Sometimes you get that neutral lukewarm temperature when you wake up, I mean it's just... Crazy sometimes the lukewarmness of it all... and then it might get warm for a bit and then wind back down to a cold or cooler temperature again.
The odd occassion it will just begin getting warm, you know when the sun's out... and then cool down in the late afternoon or evening.
But it's rare. Better get your scarf out, might get cold or if it gets warm you can take it off... Don't wanna get too hot.
Be careful and watch for wazpus...
Tina: "people are too f'ing soft"
Also Tina: "don't make me wait in a store! I have anxiety!"
Yeah, that's generally the big irony with the "I'm sick of all these snowflakes" types. They're usually some of the whiniest assholes you'll ever find
hater
Being strong is just powering through you weaknesses. There is nothing wrong with admitting them either
This thread is super low and loose. Keep feathering it brothers
Paris Hilton was the OG vocal fryer. Stolen Valor
I got so upset when they said it's attributed to the Kardashian! CLEARLY stealing valor from Paris Hilton! So low and loose.
😂😂😂
Stolen valorrrrrr^
I had the same thought. Damn Kardashians stole her thunder. But she'll be fine
Nah man Paris Hilton's stolen valor
Stick to Proto chomo
The OG is from a 80s movie called Valleygirl Tata retards.
Christine chastising Nadav for "being wrong" about Hammurabi is peak Christine lmao. Great episode
Nadav: “Im just trying to help”
lmaoooo it’s your job 😂😂😂
Nadav makes my whole week, hearing that J giggle in the background hits just right.
It's Patty now guys, come on.
@Mike Steinberg Context is everything. What you're missing here is Tina giggles moments before while Tim is still talking and then she said that line in her concerned southern mom voice and WAS BEING SILLY SO NADAV LAUGHED. Low n loose Mike. Get your life!
Nah
@Mike Steinberg Seems most of your comments are negative and hating on the crew. Why even watch? I'll never understand sad people like you and I'm okay with that ✌
@Mike Steinberg It's you're not your. You're welcome 😊
I wish someone would collect and catalog all the fedsmoker footage, and cut it together to make a documentary, possibly with interviews from some of his interactions.
There already is a 45min of his best clips
I mean they basically did it with grizzly man right?
there are multiple compilations - would love to have them ordered by date tho
He had so many different you tube accounts. Some are just numbers. I think they're still finding those.
Its good when shitty people go earlier
Love when they are talking about wearing distinguished clothes when you're older, but tim is in a generic olive hoodie and Christine looks like she's an extra in a 2004 Eminem music video
She’s just rep the Bay Area and Eastern Europe
@The Fashion Cold Wars her parents were, but she was born in 🇨🇦. Windsor, Ontario I think.
MrSteelCity, You realize they’re doing a casual dress podcast, right?
@@MyhorseInthegravy pull up those jeans Ruth, I'm just following proto
Timmy looks fine. Tina needs to lose the H3 look. Those old lame-os (h3) dress like children
It's sweet that they still have the notion of traumatizing their children as if the kids are not already complete sociopaths
bruh have u seen disney movies?
I won’t claim to know sociopath. Looked it up and seems on brand. - A person with a personality disorder manifesting itself in extreme antisocial attitudes and behavior and a lack of conscience
@@jpxgs obiihiibbbvvvivibiibibbbiiibibibiooooooooooibbiiooooôninbbnoninibnonininooooooooobibnbnnononninbbbbiiioibbiiiiibibibiiiibibbb
Their living is literally never being home going on tour anyways
Ellis at least sounds like a complete psycho
I just realised Fed Smoker totally sounds like one of Chris Farley's characters!!
Fed smoker and Chris Farley are on an island somewhere chilin' with Pac and Biggie.
If you're going out drinking on Thanksgiving Eve, don't forget your Ubers and watch out for waspes
* Uvers
I can't believe Tom stops shows instead of letting people die.
Those ppl just needed to stop being a b**** and they wouldn’t have got trampled….probably some vegans couldn’t keep their balance cuz they were lightheaded….lookitup
@@antoniohoward8529 no… just no buddy
Gonna need them to stop bringing up Topdog, if they aren't going to immediately call him up, so we can get some classic Topdog wisdom and insight.
That “Hey Buddy!” hit different
I looked up a pic of T-dawg and he looks much different than I expected him to
Throughout 2020 I listened to the pod from ep 1 until I found them and I've begun to miss the TopDog phone calls and the Would You Rather segments. The evolution of this show has diminished the quality of the content something I hadn't realized until I went back to the good ole days. It's still a banger of a pod they just started so fucking strong!
+1 more top dog
Ah my panza I had Diherra all morning I tried to drink a half of cup of water and boom I blew up
Christine be like - 'how do you do, fellow kids?'
I love the development of watching Nadav struggle to Google things.
First, it’s annoying
Then, perplexing
Then, I’m dying to hear the Nadav is googling song
Now, it’s like a fundamental part of the show
I need someone to make a Xmas song titled something like " Felix Nadavs dad" " I vanna vish you a merry (throat noise)mas!"
🔥
Literally most of YMH memes had this progression lmfaoooooo
Great mapping jeans
I can’t wait until we find out Tim finally murdered him
Ah my panza I had Diherra all morning caca all morning caca in my pants
I love that when Tim was on the ground with half his body broken, Bart moves his arm like " I'll get that for ya. "
Aaaaaanyways, happy anniversary Tim!
I love how Fed Smoker on his absolute best day was still a walking sexual harassment ‘suit.
da fed hit da otha fed
if telling a woman she has beautiful hair is sexual harassment then call me harvey weinstein!
@@HolographicSweater Did you just assume that person's gender?
Different
@@HolographicSweater STOP USING GENDERED LANGUAGE!!!!!!!
Trap Remix is the best pet name I’ve ever heard.
I wanna name my dog trap remix
What a blessing in the skies.
When Tina said Florida state Semenholes I spit out my milk. You know…from where it spits
One time my mother in law texted me the name of the town me and my husband had recently moved to. And then she said whoops I thought this was Google, you caught me snooping 😂 she literally opened a text to me, typed it, hit send, thinking it was Google
"Stupid!"
different
📷 Did she touch your camera through the fence? I hate it when that happens.
When I was 25 I sent my boss a screenshot of the text he just sent me, I was trying to send to a coworker. We are all tok'd every once in a while
@@MichaelWutsch lol did your boss figure out why you screenshotted or were you able to successfully play it off?
I love listening to tim and krissy talk about their kids like they see them once a week and everything the kid does is hilarious because they don't have to deal with them all the time.
Me at Thanksgiving asking for seconds: "Don't be stingy Mark!"
“Maybe Top Dog has a point”. LMAO
“You know, maybe Top Dog has a point.” 😂😂😂
He definitely does!!!
👏🏼🤣💀 I laughed just as hard as Nadav when he said that! Lol
Saw this comment 20 seconds before Tom said it hahahhahaha
I've always wanted to see a Skinny Puppy show. Their music definitely isn't for everyone, but they put on a literal show. The abstract music really becomes whole with the performance art and set pieces for each song.
I highly recommend googling their concert videos.
I was skeptical about Chrisjeansa saying she saw Ministry and not mentioning how violent the crowd was. I've read they were one of the loudest bands ever live and the videos from the 90's are crazy. There was one tour with a huge chain link fence in front of the stage and people were climbing to the top and diving 15-20 feet back into the crowd.
Stoked she also went to NIN shows…. always epics performances
@@HarryManback0 "title00 0" the full concert is on here under an obscure name its ministry with nivek ogre of skinny puppy its a legandary concert
Mommy Tina dropped Ministry, Skinny Puppy, and Nine Inch Nails all in one podcast. Plus we already know she loves Bauhaus. Goth Jeans , When I look at her I turn into a telescope
SUCH A BABE
Love that dumb bih ❤️
All within like 30 seconds too that was dope
Nadav saying "I'm just trying to help" broke my heart lol
My Waspes Song made it on ! Woo Hoo Closing song 1:42:00 lets go
OMG!!!! CONGRATS 🎤💥💯🥳
@@ojeda5577 thank you 🥳
Christina be getting cuter and cuter each episode love the beanie !
👸🏼⬆️1️⃣8️⃣
Good morning Julia...
Garth is secretly tuned in, following proto
The only thing Garth knows how to keep high and tight is the body count
Never.
@@rabblerabble18 he keeps the noose high and tight
Garth never follows proto.
Ahh my Panza
Christina has such a great smile.
Dreamy smile
Man I love seeing those beautiful whites
She has a real Million Dollar Smile!
@@Louis-wp3fq I thought she paid more by now?
Every Wednesday morning I turn into a telescope 🔭
BANANA SPLIT
What??
That's where it spits
Here's the deal man
Its fuckin' morning
I'm in Montana and this morning it snowed a little bit so I put on my jacket before I went outside and I was warm but still a little chilly because it's cold outside. Just trying to follow proto. Hope you have a good day.
Happy hump day mommies! Anyone else watching this while trying to prepare things for dinner tomorrow. Hope y'all have a high & tight Thanksgiving💜
Followin proto!!!! Don’t forget to drink water
i instantly recoiled when i saw the lack of a gloved hand. this is obviously an imposter. what did you do with the body, fake tim?? how're you supposed to touch anyone's camera through the fence without appropriate hand protection??
Me walking into thanksgiving holding my new baby son: “Stop calling me daddy!!”
Chill Daddy!
Daddy, bark
PLEASE BRO
@@benjohnson2312 lmfao
The funniest part about that guy is the pleading
Mad respect for Christina being in the mosh pit of an old school Skinny Puppy show
One thing I really do love about the YMH podcasts is when Christina looks at her husband with adoration. Happy Thanksgiving, chomos.
Dude, I was legit thinking the same thing. Wishing the same for myself and all the mommies out there.
Lol
She really does look at him in a way that most women in marriages don’t look at their husbands
Christie has really done something interesting with her tiktok segment. It's a lot like Tim's Horrible or Hilarious, just without the hilarious.
Good morning my kings and queens above 18 🙂
I ❤ Christina so much more for mentioning Skinny Puppy! The best memories ever! Great music! Ministry @Numbers Hou TX... best show ever!
can’t wait to rewatch the ymh live with my family this holiday week!!
Let me tell you…it’s a doooooooozy 😅😅
Best harmless prank for a friend is to sign them up for a Scientology news letter or send them info vids through the mail… they will never not get mail from them. ITS THE BEST
whats up there chomos?
46:40 I just gained so much respect for women dealing with nutjobs like fedsmoker with such tact.
Hearing mommy jeans talk about seeing these old school punk bands makes me happy
Coach Greg Adams is the man, who hurt you is an emotional response to the objective truth the data exposes.
Tim needs to make a Twitch livestream of just him making Dad noises and chillin
It'll be the spinoff "Your Dad's House"
Twitch would never allow Tom on their platform. They sensor more than the USSR.
Your Dad's Garage
you mean 2 bears 1 cave?
@@highandtight5544 Your Dad's questionable studio apartment, located above a place of business 🙏
@@StanleyKubick1 no, no. 2 Beers One Man Cave. Just Tom, out in the garage, grunting, burping, playing on his phone, listening go like REO Speedwagon. Drinks 2 beers in mostly silence, then it just cuts off. The ambience of traffic outside, fluorescent lights buzzing, the refrigerator kicking on.
Christina straight adoreable in this episode
I really enjoy seeing Tim uncomfortable with Christine's tiktok picks.
Same...The feet from last week really unsettled him.😂
It’s not as good as Christina being horrified with Tom’s clips.
Tom just gets uncomfortable or disappointed, but Christina seems horrified.
I know Tim Sangria’s facial expressions are hilarious.
Happy thanksgiving Tom and Christine thanks for making me get through another year 😂
Watching this episode through the fence, happy Wednesday chomos
There needs to be a fedsmoker pyschothriller movie. And if Chris Farley was alive he would've been absolutely perfect for it !
Tim Dillon could probably play a decent Fedsmoker
I can see Bryan callen wearing Christine's outfit
Does Christina not know Stouffers doesn’t make stovetop stuffing? There’s no such thing, it’s always been Kraft. That’s a Mandela effect
Can’t lie I love YMH and WMA. If Tom was allowed to talk on 2B1C I’d enjoy it, But I’ll keep feathering it and talk to the town Atterny bc you guys have cool car.
Tim is my favorite guest on 2B1C
I honestly can't deal with Bart. That run of 2B1C when he was in Serbia or whatever was fantastic
Ahh my pansa I had Diherra all morning
Hearing the fact the Main Mommy went to both Ministry and NiN just solidified her as Ultimate Mommy in my book.
Good mornin Julia
When you can look your significant other in the eyes smiling and laughing, while watching the most disturbing things. That's love folks 😊❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍
Touch my camera baby
Guys I just wanted to wish you a good weekend it's Wednesday so that means that the weekend is approaching stay safe and drink a lot of water it's almost Saturday the beginning of the weekend
P.S. watch out for waspes!!!!!!
It’s currently a race to see who’s studio gets finished first, YMH or Tim Dillon
Who gives a crap! They both suck...
@@ChiralityPracticality having a great day, huh?
Fictional Jesus will come back first before either one is done!
@@thisforestspice the best!😯
If they suck then why do you watch their stuff and go as far as to comment on multiple videos with your opinion on them
This just reminded me I have Your moms house live 7 to finish lol threw up and had to take a break. Worth it.
Cool podcast guys, intro could have been a few minutes longer though
@@joshisajedi2461 I dunno man, I just felt like it got cut short by a few minutes. I could barely get it into before it was over
@@jarnold1789 when’s the intro episode?
the irony of tom not being able to say "mispronounces" is hilarious to me.
Tom should make a Fedsmoker documentary
" I'm gonna pick you up in a purple limo..with fire on it..I loved her..I loved her" - Fed Smoker
I got a DUI babyyyyy
Tina’s best hen impression ever 30:50
Y’all make my Wednesday better every time I swear
Hey I just wanna give a shout out to everyone, you know, on this day after Thanksgiving. I hope everyone had a great holiday. Its raining here, and there's snow in the forecast so everyone in the ny capital region drive safe. It didn't rain yesterday, but its raining now. Maybe the rain will turn into snow, or maybe it'll stop. So I hope everyone has a great day.
"It's not just you, it's we. You didn't get steak. We got steak. We had TG."
'Moments later': "You remember when I cooked tht Thanksgiving dinner?"
Except Tom didn't help cook, he was banished upstairs . This was Christy p fighting covid and cracking the turkeys legs open
"You didn't follow that story? "Astrofest"?"
Good thing Tom is hip with the lingo the cool kids use and is jiving with them, dude
thats what it was called, homie
@@maybeaspider3456 right, and that's the name of the event, so I quoted it. But Tom has absolutely no involvement with that kind of music and isn't in the demographic, but casually said it like he'd ever know about it if it didn't make the news. That's the point, thanks tho.
@@BobSmith-lu5ug Tom has no involvement with that kind of music? You know he's a hiphophead right? older than both of us and knows a lot about the discography of his favorite rappers. He hung with Trinidad James, tf you mean he has no involvement? It's his favorite genre. At least you admitted you were a fake fan, good looks
@@maybeaspider3456 also, you're butt hurt bc I poked fun at Tom, so what kind of fan are you? Clown 🤡🤡
@@BobSmith-lu5ug wow, you have the name of a 60 year old and the mind of a 10 year old. good job
Christine doesn’t know you can flip a towel to the dry side halfway through drying off after a shower
Followin proto there budd
You just slid by, almost got the stamp
I've been fucking with 2 bears 1 cave for a while, finally caught all the way up, and now I've been catching up with ymh... honestly fuck, you guys make the week easier, Monday is 2 bears, Wednesday is ymh, fucking love it, keep it up!
I don’t know how you guys can listen to Bird for more than 10 minutes
My main mommies! And all the Jeans 🤗
I'm saving this episode for the post family Thanksgiving trauma.
You really can tell when Push depletes the venom in Bunz' veins.
Haha Tim almost said they found an abandoned turtle shell like it's a hermit crab 😂
Christina gets more tokked by the week
Good thing they keep Navad around. Makes her look brilliant, even in surf and turf moments
Had boxed stuffing and pigs in a blanket last night. Stuffing is the best and I'm a grown up and I'll buy it WHENEVER I WANT.
The fact that Christina saw SP makes me even more of a fan. Was not expecting D:
She mentioned NIN and Ministry as well, with her goth phase I wouldn't be surprised if she was also into KMFDM, FLA, Thrill Kill Kult, and all the other classic 90s bands.
Now someone needs to start making them industrial tracks with the drops from the show
Nadav's laugh after Tom's top tog comment for the grub eating lady, made my day.
Mosh pits are safer than Travis Scott concerts.. metal bands will stop what they're doing if shit gets too wild, and they usually tell people to look out for each other. The really big dudes go pretty fucking gentle and are more of pillars you bounce off rather than out of control viking berserkers.
Yes, at metal concerts there's a moshpit etiquette and people help each other back up etc. You don't get that at those big rap shows where everybody's tweakin on lean. And then the performers make it worse by telling the audience to "Really go crazy on this one!!!"
Pro tip about self checkout: You can mute the machine.
Hey guys seriously be careful looking up that super hardcore band christina was talking about "skinny puppy"
**I almost died of fucking laughter
Right lol😂
They'd die at a Meshuggah show.
Cool guys 🎸 🎶
The speech coach tok was amazing
The live was hilarious! Thanks For the holiday cheer.
how was it compared to the others?
@@KristopherBaker Funnier. Joe and Christina had me laughing hard as fuck. I loved Tina and Tim too.
Free agent lifestyle
Coach gang represent
Now that the glove is gone. I don't know how to express this. I kinda miss it Tom.
Happy Waspgiving ymh crew . Your welcome for the merch idea
Buns was too strung out on opiates to remember Christmas dinner. Look at his first podcast after the accident. Dude was in withdrawal.
Glad he got straight.
Been working 12 hour days all this week in a grocery store, I cannot emphasize how much this was needed! 🙏
I think Nadav gave me an extra X chromosome with his laughing
I don’t think Kylie Jenner went through the most Transformation in the Jenner family lol