Playing American Truck Simulator in the dumbest way possible - Overview
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- Опубліковано 7 лют 2025
- American Truck Simulator is really great at making you feel like a long haul trucker on a big job, or alternatively, like a ten-ton vehicular murder beast.
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“Can I get a bump from a road brother?” is a phrase I say to myself once a month or so
I drive a truck (not a semi) and call every person who drives a truck “road brother” and “truck brother”.
It just occurred to me, it took Griffin and Justin 11 hours to get to Vegas from LA, a trip that typically takes 4 hours.
Really, it's a miracle they ever get there at all.
And they were only 7min late!
And they were 7 minutes late!
To be fair. Its 4 hrs with a regular car. Probably 10 with a semi
Well it would help if they could in fact drive 55
I legitimately use "they can BE MAD at me" as an internal mantra to combat my social anxiety, thank u Griffin McElroy
same 👍🏻 thank u griffin mcelroy
I’ll carry that weight
This is the most monster factory that a non-monster factory video can be
It’s monster factory if they just didn’t make a monster
@@taylorb213 tell that to the cryptid that is Buck "Fat Rig" Foss
@@defn0tjake but they didn’t make him 😂 they named him but he was already fully formed
@@taylorb213 so was The Final Pam, what of it
"where ya need it boss?"
*proceeds to drive into wall*
Having worked in a lot of warehouses I have to say that the very thought of a driver being like "Sorry, I'm in a hurry" and ditching a trailer in front of the bays is awakening something dark inside of me
hey i love your books!
There's a game like this at my local arcade but you could technically call it a two-player game because there are two seats but the passenger seat only has access to the horn
So the passenger has the most important job
That's so perfect lmao
so you have a Monster Factory simulator at your local arcade
Great Job!
All cars should be like this
if a trucker came up to me and told me his name was Buck Foss, i wouldn't even question it
@@HaydenMeade13 And I'm gettin' squeezed more than a rubber duck.
wITh LoTS oF OreGanO but now karen took the the kids... just my luck
as an actual truck driver irl I can say this is my favorite video of all time, but I still want that footage of Griffin trying to park for (I'm assuming) an hour and then rage quitting
Phil Jacke it probably took him forever. Someone should explain to him that you turn your wheel the opposite direction that you want your trailer to go lol
I'm a trucker as well, and I own this game. A friend once wanted to see if he could do it. I did the mission then set him up for a 90 deg sight side back, then went to grab snacks.
I came back to him having done a perfect 180 maneuver but he couldn't do a 90.
Freaking 4 wheeler drivers
I’m glad I’m not the only driver that found this super entertaining lol
Parking in ETS2 and ATS helped prepare me for towing a trailer with my car for the first time. Seriously, it helped a lot.
"it looks like the author profile pictures from math textbooks" jesus christ these guys are geniuses
the pfp in this game a great
"They'll never catch me, I'm made of inertia!" The purest form of art ever found.
The sound of Griffin McElroy saying "Justin" at the beginning of a video is like the sweetest music to my ears
God yes!!! like who the fuck cares about these other dillweeds I want the McElroy brothers
+Matthew Bailey Check out my playlist called Polygon - McElroys
Jill Hurley you need to update it!
lol
especially since it's like the 5th result from the top when I search "polygon" now
+bravetherainbow Oh gosh. I try to stay up to date. What do I need to add that recently came out?
Jill Hurley wait nope nope nope sorry I'm wrong ignore me and keep on truckin' haha see what I did there
*Drives on the wrong side of the highway
"People pay thousands of dollars to go skydiving, but this is much more intense because it's not just your life on the line"
"Buddy if you could see my other emails, you would not be hitting me up right now" This line keeps making me laugh every single time!
I'm a tuck driver in america and my co driver literally will finish his shift driving. Then go to the sleeper and play american truck simulator. I'm like dude. You literally technically just finished playing xD
that's pretty funny. Might be practicing backing up though. I don't drive a rig, but I imagine that would be quite difficult
@@gimmedataids i drove a fiat and couldnt even back up properly so i think its safe to say if i ever got behind the wheel of a big rig everyone in a 5 mile radius would die
Hey pixeltok, I hope you know that literally every time I see a truck I think of you and your codriver. I just look at the cabin (is that what it’s called? Idk! I look at the front part) and think “wow. I wonder if the person who isn’t driving is playing American truck simulator. I also wonder if they are doing okay.”
someone who loves his job. wholesome
"Can I get a bump from a road brother?" still pops into my head occasionally while driving.
11:37 I love how crashing into that car and driving off is a mere $900 fine and not, you know, felony hit and run.
I used to be a trucker in real life and this is the most terrifying video I've ever seen.
the best part of this is the comments from casual gamers/actual truck drivers who left such wholesome reviews of our boys, could y'all imagine going into this without already being familiar with the chaos of the mcelroys
I work at a restaurant/truck stop hybrid and I can confirm that all truckers look either like Santa Claus or Furiosa.
Definite aesthetic goals
the two genders
"You call fuel, 'car water'?"
"Myes, it's a ... regional dialect."
"I see. What region?"
"West Virginia."
WELL I'M FROM KEPLER AND I'VE NEVER HEARD THE EXPRESSION CAR WATER
@@katiemorison7969 Oh, not in Kepler, no. It's a Huntington expression.
Mountain mama
As someone who has driven trucks, yes. Truck life is “oh my god I’m way to big for this road/bridge/underpass/parking lot”
I was looking for a let's play before I bought the simulator and this one is the best! I was trying to eat my lunch while I watched this and almost choked myself to death laughing. When you tried to do that U turn and hit the limo it reminded me of my first time playing Euro truck which I love btw.
I used to drive a semi, way back when. If you want to make your trailer go right then turn your cab left. Makes no sense, like leaning into a punch but it works.
Anyway, thanks guys for the entertainment. I loved it.
this is the most wholesome coment I think I've ever seen I loved it. thank you for sharing
God bless you Gary, I bet you're such a great dude
blessed comment
Love u Gary
I hope you're having a wonderful day Gary
Great two words to hear at the beginning of any video- "Justin!" "Griffin..."
whats Justin's nickname for Griffin that he always calls him tho?
Ditto? Griff? Griffy?
Justin's gasp when the police sirens turn on is classic.
Best part about this video? The actual truck drivers in the comments. You guys are hilarious!
So I actually listened to MBMBaM and TAZ while I was trucking. You guys are hilarious, but listening to your antics 16 hours a day nearly drove me insane lol.
Clicking on an america truck simulator video and seeing an NSFW warning first thing is VERY threatening and ominous
you called?
Whats one more red light offense right? Just throw it on the pile, oh my god my car just broke down
You're rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic at this point Buck
surprisingly poetic for Justin lol
This video is literally my go to to snap me out of silly depressive states
littlerabbitbite91 me too! And Griffin’s Nuzlocke run too
That's exactly why I'm here RIGHT NOW, lmao
Yuuuup
that's where I'm at right now rip, glad to see I'm not alone. Mcelboys always cheer me up :)
The term “road brother” still has me crying
how did i watch 23 minutes of truck simulator and come out craving more
cause its an amazing game duh
Hahahaha! Oh the commentary is so accurate! "is this just what truck life is like? constant panic that this isnt big enough for me?" yes. yes it is :)
Except I know Laz doesn't get this kind of damage. XD
i hope you handle it better than they did
Allie Knight I said the exact same thing while watching this. XD Yes! Yes it's this panic inducing.
That line killed me. I'm litterally watching this in my sleeper after a day of going "Well this is gonna suck to fit into..."
I'm trucking-industry-adjacent (I do tech support for Drivecams) and, yeah, looks like it. :V
I'm a yard switcher now (moving semi trailers for a warehouse) and I have to give this video a lot of credit for that. It taught me everything I should never do while moving trailers more than any official training video could. Thanks, boys.
the 20:20 line about gaining more experience from making mistakes/damaging the truck really ringing true!
Whenever I have a bad day I always come back to this. It's such a comfort video.
This game is an amalgamation of all my driving anxieties.
exactly fjgkf, my nightmares look like American Truck Driving Simulator (the commentary helps it feel less horrifying though)
after all these years this is genuinely my favorite. not only. mcelroy or polygon content. i love both separately. but this? transcendant. i have seen this hundreds of time, each better than the first
Clearly the problem with these trucks is that they are lacking the most crucial component, the *greatjob* horn.
+Andrew “MagicSwordKing” Zimmer GreatJob!
i always wanted them to switch all the first letters in this guy's name. so instead of Buck "Fat Rig" Foss it's Buck "Rat Fig" Foss
Why not "Fuck 'Rat Fig' Boss" instead? :)
@@thearousedeunuch thats his evil twin
Excuse me, my own truck! I hit you, myself.
Now until doomsday I will be be calling "getting gas" "getting car water to put in my gashole"
I GOTTA PUT SOME CAR WATER IN MY GASHOLE!
all my favorite polygon vids start with griffin going "JUSTIN."
This is one of those videos I can watch over and over and over and it never stops being funny
"'scuse me, my own truck! I hit you, myself." will never not be funny.
Happy 5th Year Anniversary Buck Foss! Best of luck trying to reapply for that license, my man!
LOL loved this. Yes truck life is all about finding a way to fit where you don't! Ive had to put 53 ft trailers in peoples driveways before to deliver. Its a great life though :) Awesome video guys!
Ronald Bonneau, commenting because I'm amazed that I've found another person with the same last name as me... 😮
Not very common hahah.
My job is backing 53 ft trailers into docks at a super highly regulated facility, I cannot imagine doing that into people's driveways. You are definitely braver than I am lol.
I like that the U.S. air force logo that's on planes is "the Top Gun logo" to griffin
IT'S THE WHAT
WAIT THAT LOGO ISN'T FROM TOP GUN?? MY LIFE IS A LIE
@@taakotuesdays i mean their point is the logo IS from top gun it's just that top gun was a realistic fiction story about ppl in the Air force
@@vld-yolobro1358 don't feel bad! It's the old USAF logo and they have a fresh hip one now for marketing reasons.
everyone knows they invented the air force to sell more top gun tickets
As someone who drove transit buses on a university campus, yes, Griffin, "constantly dealing with the panic of 'I'm too big for this'" was a daily occurrence for me in vehicles that require a CDL.
"My name is Rick Harrison, and this is my trucking service. I work here with my son, and my big rig, Buck Foss."
As a former truck driver, I must say, this gave me some serious anxiety. Imagine this horror, but having real world consequences. That's the potential you had to live every day you pushed in that parking break.
Also, going one state over isn't really OTR. There are plenty of day drivers that do that sort of thing. For Griffen, it might as well have been a hero's journey. Haha!
This is legit one of the most underrated pieces of McElroy content I've ever seen. Griffin abs Justin talking about "cool truck pics" has me crying from laughing so hard.
Griffin is accurately portraying at least the anxiety of the logistics life. That said I would be horrified to hear ditto coming over the CB looking for a road brother.
I was literally cheering when you settled on Buck "Fat Rig" Foss.
This is probably my favorite Polygon video. I can rewatch it over and over and it's still amazing. The look on bewildered Santa's face can just break me.
“It’s combines a belt buckle aesthetic with the rear end of a bumper and also the family feud logo.” This is the most accurate and American sounding explanation to anything
Thank you, Justin and Griffin, for assisting me in doing my very first involuntary spittake.
"I think that maybe we've earned this" absolutely killed me
Toe to tip, that's a truck!
LMAO
+Ryan Barley I would like this, but, 69 likes.
+Rpp Wing You really went through the trouble of going onto my profile and finding out my age just to insult me? Lol.
And you are proof that trolls aren't simply mythological beasts, but real, flesh-and-blood, incredibly dim-witted creatures. How unfortunate.
The company
20:15 you guys PAID MONEY to deliver freight for someone. That is fucking hilarious.
Missing: Footage of Griffin being arrested and thrown in prison for all of the truck crime he committed.
The lines "thanks for the car water" and "they can't catch me, i'm made of inertia" made me have such a serious laugh attack my lungs felt like they were gonna suck up into the back of my throat. You guys are fucking hilarious.
You handle trucks excellently, kinda like a shepard of trucks.
AlmostSwedish JACOB
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oopsie
whoops
whoopsie daisy
6:12 justin realizing he shouldnt give directions to his brother's house on the internet
Exactly what i think each time i watch it lol
I love the solidarity with all the truckers in this comment section
I like how this game can handle more than two different car models for the traffic around you. It always takes me out of games like GTA when you're driving along and then for some reason, 8 of the exact same model of rare vintage car just happen to suddenly all be in the same vicinity all like "Oh yeah, this is normal. Don't mind us." Why is there an impromptu cruise night for Citroen SMs happening in South Central LA at 4 in the morning on a Tuesday? Are 65 year old, retired, French classic car enthusiasts really that busy that they have to squeeze in a car meet at such an ungodly hour, and in a high crime area, to boot? My suspension of disbelief scoffs at such a notion!
They need to put a McElroy tag in the titles so I'll know which videos to watch.
Sarah Humphrey
True. I usually search "Polygon McElroy" or "Polygon Griffin Justin" 😂
mara.iara Polygon McElroy is the fourth brother
Buck "Fat Rig" Foss
of Topfun Goodtrucks
Writing on Games saw the video too
Fuck "Rat Fig" Boss
Ruck “Bat Fig” Foss
Fuck ‘Fat Pig’ Boss
The tears that came out from laughing so hard are currently drying on my cheeks as I type this. If you guys made a letsplay channel I promise you it'd be up there alongside Game Grumps in popularity.
Same, I'm dying
For the amount of incredible characters in the profile pictures selection tab, there is also a massive number of almost-but-just-barely-not ordinary looking grimeboys and I think that's far more impressive
The McElroys are the heart and soul of the Polygon channel. :v There are some other people I enjoy watching/listening to, but if Griffin is involved I know it'll at least be good, if it's Justin and Griffin I know I shouldn't eat or drink because then I'd make a mess and/or choke to death.
Showed this to my dad who used to be a truck driver and he said the part about taking forever and a day to park was 100% accurate
My mother used to be a truck driver. I showed her this video and she sat there saying "what?" the whole time she was watching 😂
I honest to God love Justin's laughs all the way through this video. I never knew giggles and guffaws could bring me so much joy.
"Rearranging deck chairs on the Titantic" sounds like a quote from some classic American novel, but instead it was said by Justin McElroy in this video showcasing American Trucker Simulator. What a legend.
Nah that’s a common idiom. Long predates the McElroy’s.
This is legitimately one of my favorite videos on UA-cam. I can't believe this doesn't have more views.
Why the mcelroys aren’t making videos like this once a week on their channel and profiting tremendously and skyrocketing their UA-cam growth is beyond me
this is like a monster factory without monsters and i love it
as someone with driving anxiety this is how i drive in my nightmares
same 😭
I wish this was a whole truckin' series
Can I get a bump from a road brother??
Griffin deciding to back into the loading dock an IMMEDIATELY jack-knifing, not gonna say I didn't see it coming.
I played a fun little drinking game during this video, I recommend it! Every time they say “this is good” or “this is ok”, take a shot! Except instead of alcohol I ate ice cream, so I thought it was a lot more fun :)
I think I’d be dead if I took a shot lol
“Listen man, you done a very bad job.” That voice gets me every time
This is one of the all time greatest videos ever uploaded to this platform.
this video is one of the most endlessly quotable things the brothers have ever put out
Well, at least we know that if Griffin decides to quit podcasting he has great natural truck driving skills.
I drive to Vegas about once every month, in a convertible not an 18 wheeler, but I can confirm that's exactly how it goes
super disappointed griffin wasn't able to make a blockade with his rig to stop runaway criminals
The way Griffin says "idiot" is a whole mood.
22:12, rewind, 22:12, rewind, 22:12, rewind
Thanks for the laughs. Two trucks up
as someone who has a stupidly big pickup truck: yes, literally every waking moment is "im gonna hit that im gonna hit that i- i didnt hit that SHIT IM GONNA HIT THAT" until arrival
As a trucker driving a 75 foot long, 13'6" high semi, that's cute.
sometimes i wish they posted completely uncut videos. i'm sure that even the omitted footage is gold... less editing for them, more mcelroy content for us.... win-win boys
One of the classics. The good ol' days of Polygon.
no words for how much this is my favorite video on the internet. like. nothing compares. every time i watch it i fucking die
i watched this way back when i was a new fan and didnt know who travis was. now a year later ive rewatched this a ton of times and its still hilarious
This is a comfort video.
i only discovered these boys yesterday, and they are my favorite boys.
ive watched this video like ten times and end up sobbing w laughter every time. i would watch 10,000 hours of them playing this game
This video always finds me when I need it most and is somehow always funnier than I remember.