Jim is a combination of every previous monster factory character. He has visual ties to Toucan Dan and Final Pam. He is an athlete like Turbovicki. He can create clones of himself like Chiquita Dave. There are so many unknown powers to this vessel that frankly he terrifies me. Also if Don Bradman was a zombie he would kill 99.94% of the world's population, leaving behind only 4.5 million survivors. Which is the rough population of Alberta, Canada. God help us all...
I saw another comment saying Jim looks like one of the Final Pam’s sons, and your comment made me think he might be the offspring of Pam and Toucan Dan. Chiquita Dave is his cousin.
As an Australian and a McElroy fan, I thought I'd never see the day when Cricket and Monster Factory would crossover. Listening to Justin and Griffin try and figure out cricket is so strange yet so hilariously satisfying.
As an Australian who is actually aware of the cultural significance of the absolute unit, the man the myth the legend Don Bradman I approve of this video. Also I would totally watch a video of the boys literally just reacting to watching a cricket match.
My dad described cricket as the perfect game to watch drunk and out of it cos it's just a lot of waiting and exciting moments sometimes and they've got pretty visuals
I know absolutely nothing about cricket, except that Don Bradman is the single greatest athlete of any sport ever, which is insane to say but still 100% true.
Just for the record, the Bodyline tactic in cricket was literally just trying to injure Bradman as quickly as possible. It wasn't like a trick to bowl faster or get a weird bounce - they just tried to bounce it into him as fast as possible to hurt him.
I feel like this is the platonic ideal of a Monster Factory episode. From the confusion over an obscure meme, to accidentally making the most intensely sexual glare, to inexplicably cloning, to the shocked screams over the power of the character creator, to the awe and respect when they discover who Don Bradman is, just everything about this episode is perfection.
I’ve only just now realized that Clayton made it so that 45 seconds passed between Rock It playing and Griffin saying it lasted 45 seconds. Such a fun detail
after griffin telling us there would be a new monster factory not one, not two, but three separate times and not posting the video, this is the sweet sweet content i've been craving for so long
Wish you guys would return to this game and create another masterpiece. I feel like this one had the most options, which is hilarious for a game about cricket 😂
As much as I know Cricket is a legit sport, watching it as a Baseball fan feels like what I imagine having a stroke during a full mental breakdown is like. Honestly, American Football feels like that too.
The "near-future cyberpunk dystopia" vibes from the combination of a pencil-thin beardline, horseshoe mustache and thick, rich soul patch, it's unmatched. He looks like he got burned by the top part of an ankh right on his mouth, so now he can't grow hair in that one round space
So far this 2020 quarantine I’ve been rewatching a lot of monster factory and these boys are always just 2 and a half steps away from making the joker, aren’t they
I assume one of two things happened: 1: The "randomize features" option didn't do anything good. 2: it was never tested for fear of losing the magic that was manually created.
It took me until 13:33 to remember the difference between cricket, a game not terribly dissimilar from baseball, and the delightful Alice in Wonderland game called croquet
The best part for me of the insane cricket man that they created, is that at one point he actually looked pretty similar to my real life uncle if he was wearing a clown wig. I am in tears laughing and I wish I could show him this. He'd think it's hysterical.
Justin soooo I used to see you at work at a walmart in huntigton actually. And I never wanted to bother you since most of the time you were with your family. But I always wanted to thank you for providing a steady stream of great content and just being for through it all staying in this little corner of Appalachia. *Shakes hand*
You've created Mitchell Johnson. Former Australian fast bowler. That's genuinely just Mitchell Johnson. Edit: I see now that you actually became briefly aware of that with the "same species" comment.
Just for any passing non-cricket fans a video of good Mitchell Johnson context ua-cam.com/video/u1CMFxm5rhk/v-deo.html (that will probably leave them confused in other ways)
Everytime I return to this video the phrase "we can 62 in our goo chamber till we both yell" hits like a freight train and makes me laugh so hard that it feels like genuinely life-threatening situation
The other day my dad was talking about how he once bet on some sports guy with a 93% average of something or other but lost, and I was like "well he's no Don Bradman," and my dad didn't know who that was so I explained that Don Bradman was a cricket player with a 99.94 batting average. And as I dropped this random sports fact, I'll never forget my parents' expressions as they looked at me, someone who has never had any interest in sports and never will, like I had grown a second head (incorrect percentage symbol removed. what is sports)
Ok, I hate to be a party pooper, but it's not a percentage, it's a score total. In cricket, unlike baseball, a player doesn't stop batting until they get out. Like imagine baseball, except every base is Home Plate, so every time you reach a base you score a point, and the pitcher pitches to you from there. So if you're good enough, you don't ever have to stop batting. You can just keep making hits and running bases and scoring points. Now, what Don Bradman did was still pretty incredible. He scored, on average, 99.94 runs every time he batted. An ordinary player might not score 50 runs in a single game all year long. 100 runs in a game is considered a career highlight for most players. *Don Bradman's average, was an ordinary player's best game of their life.*
Of note with the average score of 99.4, is that if you reach a hundred points as a batter, you're automatically out. So this guy essentially has an almost perfect score.
Recently watched that "Bad Sport" episode on Netflix about the crickett guy who was fixing games. Realized that 1) my only other exposure to the sport were these two episodes of Monster Factory, and 2) I then and still have zero clue how any aspect of this game works.
16:45 Mad Scientists Griffin and Justin McElroy watch as their creation, Jim "Captain Cool" Johnman, come to life and cackle maniacally in what can only be described as pure joy and insanity. Colorized, circa 2019.
"We can 62 in our goo chamber until we both yell." Griffin is too good at making alien fakey dialogue.
A hugely underrated Monster Factory quote, honestly
She 62ing on my goo chamber til I yell
The dramatic interlude of searching for the “how I make bread guy” meme has me in TEARS and I’m only 3.29 into the video
When the editor steals the whole episode.
ua-cam.com/video/PMBXJ9I3pJM/v-deo.html
@@MageofLime you are KIDDING ME RN
@@MageofLime it’s blocked in my country :(
Search how I make bread guy on UA-cam and it shows up! Blew my mind it actually exists and wasn’t something Justin dreamed up into existence
As much as I love the creation process, the highlight here is clearly Justin & Griffin trying to figure out literally anything about cricket
There's something about them finding out about Don Bradman for the first time that is gorgeous.
Accidentally create the most legitimate Australian person.
I can’t like this comment, it has 69 likes
They call him _Jim "Captain Cool" Johnman_ , but we see him in the eyes of everyone we call _Mate_
The beastial cry of 'donALD" Griffin unleashed when age showed up made me fear for my life
like a parent watching their child run with a knife
I kept rewinding to 8:40 bc I was CRYING
Jim is a combination of every previous monster factory character. He has visual ties to Toucan Dan and Final Pam. He is an athlete like Turbovicki. He can create clones of himself like Chiquita Dave. There are so many unknown powers to this vessel that frankly he terrifies me.
Also if Don Bradman was a zombie he would kill 99.94% of the world's population, leaving behind only 4.5 million survivors. Which is the rough population of Alberta, Canada. God help us all...
Bron Dadman
@@shnoods5504 that's what the messiah will be called in 800 years after centuries of translation errors
I saw another comment saying Jim looks like one of the Final Pam’s sons, and your comment made me think he might be the offspring of Pam and Toucan Dan. Chiquita Dave is his cousin.
Haylee Elizabeth Dear god what a horrifying thought
This is one of Final Pam's sons and you cannot tell me otherwise
She fixed the babby!
James corvo she fixed with hammer
GloomilyCute Don’t you know? All the Monster Factory are simultaneously her sons and her husband, regardless of gender
Son, rival, reincarnation, who can say for sure?
Is this Roachie or Can Of Peas?
Monster Factory feels like a big mug of hot cocoa poured into my ears and eyes
Aundrea Davis that sounds *painful*
Michael Hill Whatever pain I feel is only a small fraction of the pain felt by those birthed by the McElroys.
@Jeremy BH Is Final Pam a deathless scape-traversing terror?
I want to like this comment so bad but your at 420 likes and I don’t want to wreck it.😂😂😂
YEEEOOOOUUUUCH
"Hes in the war. Hes never left the war." Jim Johnman is an avatar of the slaughter
I had the exact same thought and I’m so glad I’m not the only one!
As an Australian and a McElroy fan, I thought I'd never see the day when Cricket and Monster Factory would crossover.
Listening to Justin and Griffin try and figure out cricket is so strange yet so hilariously satisfying.
the nature of monster factory is just that every so often we accidentally invent toucan dan again
Justin name dropping a viral video from 10 years ago is so on brand.
I want to know what the How I Make Bread guy is
As an Australian who is actually aware of the cultural significance of the absolute unit, the man the myth the legend Don Bradman I approve of this video. Also I would totally watch a video of the boys literally just reacting to watching a cricket match.
My dad described cricket as the perfect game to watch drunk and out of it cos it's just a lot of waiting and exciting moments sometimes and they've got pretty visuals
and you can scream at *any* moment. People will think you're either excited for something in the game, or trying to start a new chant-song.
I know absolutely nothing about cricket, except that Don Bradman is the single greatest athlete of any sport ever, which is insane to say but still 100% true.
Just for the record, the Bodyline tactic in cricket was literally just trying to injure Bradman as quickly as possible. It wasn't like a trick to bowl faster or get a weird bounce - they just tried to bounce it into him as fast as possible to hurt him.
at that point the only way to stop don bradman was violence
It’s simple... we kill the Bradman
Frankensteinteen people, time to become the monster let's go
16:50 is the best laughter i have EVER heard from justin
It's terrifying
Extremely cursed
My mans went full Mandark Mode
*new monster factory*
"Whelp, I guess I'm not working for the next 29 minutes"
we had Adult Cool, and now we have captain cool....... we just need one more cool boy to complete the cool trifecta
Dr Cool
The Holy Trinity
If you listen to Sawbones, there is also already an Aunt Cool.
Boy Cool
I want Captain Adult
When Griffin goes "WE'RE ABOUT TO PAM IT UP IN HERE" you know it's gonna be good
*sweats nervously as my mouse hovers between two uploads of the same video from two of my favorite channels*
Nah man
Watch it twice dawg
"is this gonna take FOUR DAYS?"
welcome to cricket, griffin!
I love how whenever Griffin is about to lose his mind he has to actually leave the room so he doesn't blow up the mic with his laughter
I found the “how I make bread guy” and I can confirm that is exactly what he looked like.
Clayton tried so hard to validate Justin and his made-up memes and I respect that
I think it's better that it isn't made up.
ua-cam.com/video/PMBXJ9I3pJM/v-deo.html
If by tried so hard you mean he went on know your meme for 2 minutes and gave up immediately then yes he tried very hard
13:30 Justin: "He looks like an alien version of Breaking Bad trying to sneak into a Wendy's convention. 'I _am_ the one who f**ks!'"
Oh hi, I’m Dom Bradman, thanks for playing my cricket game.
one of the best parts about coming back to this video is every time the boys scream don or donald when they find some new, grim submenu
I feel like this is the platonic ideal of a Monster Factory episode. From the confusion over an obscure meme, to accidentally making the most intensely sexual glare, to inexplicably cloning, to the shocked screams over the power of the character creator, to the awe and respect when they discover who Don Bradman is, just everything about this episode is perfection.
I’ve only just now realized that Clayton made it so that 45 seconds passed between Rock It playing and Griffin saying it lasted 45 seconds. Such a fun detail
I will never recover from "We can 62 in our goo chamber until we both yell."
I love when Justin and Griffin both spot gold when creating a character. 2:35 was that golden moment here.
16:45 the level of pure joy generated by this game is infectious. I hope y'all know how valuable this is for us!
Justin went full Mandark Mode
"untenable" is justin's version of inconceivable
Or ineffable.
@@leiram8833 go watch the princess bride
@@leiram8833I'm not effable?!
The delivery of "Behemoth" from that voice in the game is so powerful
after griffin telling us there would be a new monster factory not one, not two, but three separate times and not posting the video, this is the sweet sweet content i've been craving for so long
Jim reproduces asexually, creating fully formed Jims to make a full Cricket team
He's one of those very unnerving monsters who looks just enough he could theoretically exist in the real world
When Griffin yelled "Get 'em, Kent!" I felt represented
Wish you guys would return to this game and create another masterpiece. I feel like this one had the most options, which is hilarious for a game about cricket 😂
Is...is Justin talking about the “let’s get this bread” meme???
I think so!
"HOW I MAKE BREAD" JUSTIN MY BOY
Apparently there's a video of a guy spinning around while dramatically making bread and Justin is the only one who has ever seen it
Look up "this is how I make bread" here on UA-cam and be amazed
ua-cam.com/video/PMBXJ9I3pJM/v-deo.html
"What grim configuration is this? It's like Colonel Sanders was an official sponsor of Hunger Games" god I feel Seen
I'm disappointed these boys missed the obvious name which was of course
"Bron DadMan" all father of worlds and Progenitor Prime
fuck, so very good!
Ravenswood38 I WAS SAYING THE SAME THING!!!
The Strongest Husband of The Final Pam
I read that as Dron Badman and I thought it was very accurate.
"An alien version of breaking bad trying to sneak into a Wendy's convention."
so specific, but so true.
i'm SUPER drunk and the mcelboys playing cricked is. right now, the funnisest thing i've ever seen
dropped to kinda drunk, but noticed and OVER-topped it up again to _PLAID DRUNK_
@@roidroid is that a motherfuckin spaceballs reference
As much as I know Cricket is a legit sport, watching it as a Baseball fan feels like what I imagine having a stroke during a full mental breakdown is like. Honestly, American Football feels like that too.
7:25 "I don't want cosplayers to be able to use the same wig"🤣
This is my birthday episode of monster factory and I’ve got to say I don’t think there’s a better episode to have
*"OH DANG, MICHAEL SOUNDS LIKE A SHREK"* ... Griffin McElroy you absolute treasure
16:48 the fucking strange laugh Justin had going on here made me cry.
"I don't know how I'm contributing..." followed immediately by there suddenly being 2 Jims killed me
Monster factory never fails to inject sweet serotonin right into my joy deprived brain
I like the facial hair options just for the knowledge that you could 100% make Hollywood Hulk Hogan play cricket.
Today is my birthday and I’ve been waiting for this since last week when Grif said “guys, it’s gonna be a good one.” This is the greatest b-day gift.
The "near-future cyberpunk dystopia" vibes from the combination of a pencil-thin beardline, horseshoe mustache and thick, rich soul patch, it's unmatched. He looks like he got burned by the top part of an ankh right on his mouth, so now he can't grow hair in that one round space
I cant wait for them to come back and the entire audience will be filled with Jim Johnmans.
So far this 2020 quarantine I’ve been rewatching a lot of monster factory and these boys are always just 2 and a half steps away from making the joker, aren’t they
I assume one of two things happened:
1: The "randomize features" option didn't do anything good.
2: it was never tested for fear of losing the magic that was manually created.
Thank you so much for teaching me how to play cricket, McElroy brothers!
this game has a more in-depth character customization than most RPGs
Nice His Dark Materials reference there, Justin.
I’m really flipping surprised no one made Zigi Stardust jokes, like the dude looks like he went to mars and never came back.
It took me until 13:33 to remember the difference between cricket, a game not terribly dissimilar from baseball, and the delightful Alice in Wonderland game called croquet
i have some news for ya bud, croquet was a thing before alice in wonderland
.....wait, they're not the same game??????? The fuck
i thought that cricket was the one with horses, so you're doing better than me, fam.
@@roguetheotter I think you’re thinking of polo, which I can’t find any alliterative connection to croquet or cricket
@@theindomitablemass oh there's no connection at all lol, I'm just not very bright
The best part for me of the insane cricket man that they created, is that at one point he actually looked pretty similar to my real life uncle if he was wearing a clown wig. I am in tears laughing and I wish I could show him this. He'd think it's hysterical.
I’m just so happy that we are getting these again, it’s such a highlight to existence
Alternative title: two Americans discover and then try to figure out cricket
Justin soooo I used to see you at work at a walmart in huntigton actually. And I never wanted to bother you since most of the time you were with your family. But I always wanted to thank you for providing a steady stream of great content and just being for through it all staying in this little corner of Appalachia. *Shakes hand*
I love how they keep talking directly to Don Bradman like he had some kind of hand in the making of this game when he has in fact been dead since 2001
"we've only just begun with this guy but im pretty sure he fucks" what a powerful statement good lord
I don't think I have laugh as hard at a monster factory video. I'm literally in tears and barely breathing
You've created Mitchell Johnson. Former Australian fast bowler.
That's genuinely just Mitchell Johnson.
Edit:
I see now that you actually became briefly aware of that with the "same species" comment.
Just for any passing non-cricket fans a video of good Mitchell Johnson context ua-cam.com/video/u1CMFxm5rhk/v-deo.html (that will probably leave them confused in other ways)
17:38
JIM JOHNMAN SAYS TRANS RIGHTS
Everytime I return to this video the phrase "we can 62 in our goo chamber till we both yell" hits like a freight train and makes me laugh so hard that it feels like genuinely life-threatening situation
6:09 the way griffin says "this guy fucks" in that surfer dude voice is just the best
I left work early today because I wasn't feeling well. Glad to see there was something ready to cheer me up!
The other day my dad was talking about how he once bet on some sports guy with a 93% average of something or other but lost, and I was like "well he's no Don Bradman," and my dad didn't know who that was so I explained that Don Bradman was a cricket player with a 99.94 batting average. And as I dropped this random sports fact, I'll never forget my parents' expressions as they looked at me, someone who has never had any interest in sports and never will, like I had grown a second head
(incorrect percentage symbol removed. what is sports)
Ok, I hate to be a party pooper, but it's not a percentage, it's a score total. In cricket, unlike baseball, a player doesn't stop batting until they get out. Like imagine baseball, except every base is Home Plate, so every time you reach a base you score a point, and the pitcher pitches to you from there. So if you're good enough, you don't ever have to stop batting. You can just keep making hits and running bases and scoring points.
Now, what Don Bradman did was still pretty incredible. He scored, on average, 99.94 runs every time he batted. An ordinary player might not score 50 runs in a single game all year long. 100 runs in a game is considered a career highlight for most players. *Don Bradman's average, was an ordinary player's best game of their life.*
@@Narokkurai I forgive you, party pooper. Thanks for clarifying. That makes it a little less insane-sounding, but yeah that's still pretty cool Don
16:29 it's Duck Newton if he became an abomination
YESSS
OK THANK GOD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO WAS REMINDED OF DUCK NEWTON
I recently got sick but this makes my morning so much better! Thanks boys!
Jim Johnman is an exact spiritual doppelganger of Senor Cardgage.
Ok almost the best part is them trying to figure out what cricket is and does from scratch. It’s magical and transcendent
This is hands down one of the best Monster Factory episodes ever 😂
Oh damn, is there an AFL game with character customisation? I'd love to see these boys tackle that.
You could tell me literally anything about the sport of cricket and I would believe it. It is such a mysterious juego.
The MOST mysterious jogo!
Of note with the average score of 99.4, is that if you reach a hundred points as a batter, you're automatically out. So this guy essentially has an almost perfect score.
Commentary name gave them an alternate name of Freddy Fishboy and they didn't go for it. I admire the McElroy clan's restraint.
I can't believe there's a sport left in the world that's so utterly incomprehensible to me
Jesus, y’all just made a real good Cricket playing Elton John circa 1980.
I'm losing my mind laughing at the boys trying to figure out how cricket works 😂
When Griffin said, "We can 62 in our goo chamber until we both yell" I absolutely lost it
The listing of nicknames at 22:09 has me in literal tears
Jim finally getting a nose is the one good thing to come out of 2020.
Recently watched that "Bad Sport" episode on Netflix about the crickett guy who was fixing games. Realized that 1) my only other exposure to the sport were these two episodes of Monster Factory, and 2) I then and still have zero clue how any aspect of this game works.
They spend all this time trying to make a monster and they end up with a typical Aussie bloke.
literally gasped when i saw there was a new Monster Factory :D
GRIFFY!! YOUVE FED ME!! THANK YOU!! MUNCH MUNCH MM DELISHISH GRIFFY MMM MM M!
Uhhh, Hey bud.. what possessed you to think this is an okay thing to make people read with their eyeballs?
@@BØØTYP0UNDER666 And what possessed you to question God
how can he feed you he eated all of the potato chips!!
i love this community’s sense of humor dear god
16:45 Mad Scientists Griffin and Justin McElroy watch as their creation, Jim "Captain Cool" Johnman, come to life and cackle maniacally in what can only be described as pure joy and insanity. Colorized, circa 2019.
honestly 1:45 where they both reach for the same exact joke is adorable
He looks like Hunter S. Thompson got into a teleporter accident with Ronald McDonald
we can't stop here, it's *bat* country
at 6:07-ish, the captions say "that's Guy Fawkes" but it's very definitely griffin saying "this guy _fucks_"
I am from Australia and this is literally 1/3 of the population
The video's over and I already crave more