Thrilling Adventures of Florida Man PART DEUX
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- Опубліковано 26 бер 2021
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Dude, 20 years ago, i got kicked out of superior court in San Diego for reading Animal Farm awaiting my arraignment on some stupid traffic infraction. This was about a year after i spent an afternoon in custody for contempt of court after telling a judge during jury duty / jury selection that i should be disqualified because i, an obviously white person, was prejudiced against white people.
So, SHEATH's got you covered?
@@NajwaLaylah...$42 for a set of drawers though... kinda nuts.
Blazing on the weekend Simon?... Take a day off damn it. 🍻
That sounds like a useful california thing. One can actually hear their notz and naked mole rat peeling off their leg when one gets up, especially if they shave. Otherwise one can just get rashy from friction if one still has deep brush
Having Simon introduce the idea of Business Blaze at the start of every single episode is an OG Business Blaze meme
If he stopped, would it even be Business Blaze anymore. The required components (in my opinion) to a BB episode is
Simon explaining what is even happening here
Danny drip feeding us his auto biography in 10-16 minute chucks
Laughing at death
Hearing adverts mixed with nonsenical ramblings
And all of Sam's memes
The term “OG Business Blaze meme” is such an OG Business Blaze meme
Allegedly!
It's a feature. Not a bug.
@@shimasclan and don't forget COCAINE. Allegedly.
I think this format wouldn't even work with most other UA-camrs. Its Simons personality and his way of delivering, expressing and presenting himself and the script. Also, there is this amazingly entertaining dynamic that has developed between Simon, Danny and Sam, all the inside jokes and memes and this very particular atmosphere that you only get with Business Blaze.
So yeah, I think Simon has build up something very unique and special here. And I adore it.
Allegedly.
Also, ADHD.
@@Chris.Pontius -- That or cocaine.
Allegedly.
I don't believe he's eligible for "President of the United States of America" because he's, like, British (didn't we declare we didn't like them back in the 18th century?) but honestly: he makes more sense than America has for the last four years. "SW4PREZ!"
You guys wouldn't be angling for a free T shirt now would you?
💯! Sometimes I turn this on and then get busy doing other things, or wind up daydreaming. If you ask did I enjoy it, I’ll say yes. If you ask me to recount almost anything he said, I couldn’t. Whistler’s voice and banter is literally that pleasant and unobtrusive.
As a wise man once said
"Don't smoke crack, crack a book instead"
Simon - 2021
Just wanna say that Sam is becoming better and better with each episode. The man doesn’t get enough credit for his work! Danny is beyond quality. Simon adds a bit of extra. But it’s Sam, who puts it all together and sprinkles fun over the videos. Top notch job, man. Keep up with great work👌
I thought Sam is a girl. (?)
Simon: "Danny make them shorter!!"
also Simon: *reads first line at **1:31*
He keeps complaining that it's Danny's intro's that's too long but goes on long tangents and don't even get to the intro until 1:31
@@kristinehansen. yea thank you for explaining his comment
@@Lieutenxnt_Dxn thanks for thanking him for explaining my guys comment
@@LoneWolfyGaming Thanks for the thanking of the thanking of the explaining of the comment.
@@LoneWolfyGaming thank you for thanking me for explaining your comment. 😂
Danny stays in the basement chained to the radiator for the free Sheath underwear, Beard Blaze oil, and Magic Spoon cereal
You've seen the photos ;(
And there he shall stay a
@@LizRealGirlBeauty how dare you!?
You really think Simon shares his Magic Spoon with Danny? I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
Oddly he lets him play Raid Shadow Legends
Florida Man is God's glorious gift to the world
He has kept us entertained during the pandemic, and his laser eye gator companion is lit
Remember in the beginning when Simon was wondering if this channel was ever be going to be sponsored? Now every episode is! #successfulfactboi
blows my mind
Welcome to Business Blaze where we put the FUN in Funeral
cheapfunerals.com
@@brainblaze6526 I'm incredibly disappointed that isn't a real website. I was hoping for a funeral planning service with a really cheap looking and inappropriately happy looking design. With comic sans, lots of comic sans.
@@elijahwatson8119 you know what you need to do.. Get on Squarespace and make it REAL
And the laughter in slaughter
As well as explaining what business blaze is at the start of every video he now has to explain the explanation at the the start of every video too . I love it
By the time the subject dawned on Simon, I was right there with him having lost the plot and forgotten the title.
I am a current supporter of thee
"Many Whistler" theory. It explains a lot. RIP ETA DOWN WITH THE BEARD FREE DANNY AND SAM
Yes I concur, i believe it has something to do with matter and anti-matter.
I'm an American who grew up watching "Are You Being Served?" I have a theory, based on conversations with my friends, that if you were a kid in the early 90s without cable, you grew up watching Britcoms on PBS instead of MTV like the rich kids.
This is very accurate.
I'm free!
I concur. I also grew up in the mountains, in a canyon. I only had 5 channels. 6 when the wind blew right. PBS was my jam.
I grew up watching them on Access (like PBS for Canada) on one of our 4 channels 😂
Can confirm.
Simon blessing us with regular Business Blaze content: legendary!!! *Chef's kiss *
I remember a few years ago that there was a Florida man who accidentally burned down a cabin in Pennsylvania when he tried to heat it.
I don't see what the big deal is, he was clearly very successful in his endeavor
Having simon openly discuss how little he does is the definition of himbo. WE LOVE YOU
So is a daily blaze gonna be the new thing? I'm not complaining
As long as Danny doesn't escape.
@@LizRealGirlBeauty hilarious
I was thinking the same! I am loving it too!! Xx
Wake and bake
@@kylesonsalla7620 wake and blaze
Gotta actually call Simon out. He only checked to see if "Jaws in Space" was real because he believed it might have been. That kinda means Danny DID fool him, otherwise he wouldn't have checked. So saying "didn't fall for it" was a lie, lol.
Looks like Simon jumped the shark lol
Danny must have been on a hell of a trip from eating the mushrooms he picks off the radiator in the basement......alledgedly
This might be a sign of this
"Simon" being from another dimension 🤔🤔🤔
@@Mister_MS.PAC-MAN That is NOT what jumping the shark means.
@@troubledwaters7441 no but it was a decent pun, buhdadudumtshhhhh and all that
The Eddie Murphy/Mr. Robinson clip @1:30 has me beaming already :) Fine, vintage memes indeed!
Today I spent 20 mins rescuing a frog from my wheelie bin. Now I'm watching Simon do a dance about his wobbly bits. Life comes full circle🌞
I love Simon's advertisements. I also think that Simon should start wearing kilts.
P.S. I think that the jaunty red SOLO cup cap on the skull is brilliant.
I actually WATCH his ad reads. Lol
@@MrsGlynn07 so do I.
We need to get a kilt company to sponsor an ad read
@@alc2733 there are plenty in the UK. I know of several here in the States.
Meme Accountant here... Tthe "Thrilling Adventures of Florida Man PART DEUX" appears to be Simon revealing his sheer bloody ignorance of British popular culture.
Simon has ME saying, "Bellend," so thanks, Brainblaze! 🤣
I'm waiting for the plot twist that Simon is actually a huge Yoko Ono fan.
The one and only?
What kinda methgator mounted madness has Florida Man got himself into this time?! 😂
LET'S GOOO!l
So glad Simon got into Danny’s secret coke stash in the dungeon, I mean basement.
In my house the basement is always referred to as the dungeon lol it's where the dinosaurs live (sulcata tortoises) during cold seasons
That sounds awesome, bet Danny and Sam would prefer that to being shackled to a radiator😂
That acting during the ad read... now I understand how Simon got selected as an extra in Captain America.
Simon advertises for Sheath. Me: "Guys really do get all the pockets."
Lmao fr. I often just wear dude pants and coats bc the pockets are actually useful and even when women’s clothes have pockets they’re usually too small to be useful
Is that why girls always talk about pickets? Because your clothes don't usually have them!? Mind = blown. I've never even considered this about you poor, poor, pocketless folk
@@americantopteam135s-t7 Yes! Either our clothes don't have them at all or they're too small.
Every Simon Whistler video I've recently watched has started with a Raid Shadow Legends ad
Same🤢😂
The irony
I pay to not get the ads so I'm unable to see how true it is, but I see people post often to say they got RSL ads during his videos. I bet some outsole just wanna say it, but I wonder how much it really does... I would laugh so hard if I was getting them.
Worth it for Simon's underwear dance! ❤😘
You should see his OnlyFans
Danny making Simon sing Yoko Ono lyrics?? Absolute LEGEND
Holy shit, it is weird af to hear Simon talk about something I saw on That Chapter
I guess Simon (or Danny) really gave it a goo.
@@sluttymctits4496 🌲🌲🌲😂
I've been with BB from the beginning, and I STILL have no friggen clue "what's going on here"!
Maybe we need Danny to write Simon a proper 20 minute, 9 page, description of what BB is. Maybe then we would finally have a clue...
Only 20 minutes and 9 pages? Double both of those just so we can watch Simon freak about it...
@@rogueviking9268 Nah, because if we request 9 pages, Danny would double it on his own anyway when he adds a minimum of 15 minute intro.
Danny. Youre a true genius 😂😂😂
Hilarious that Simon has never seen boxer briefs before. Like watching a child discover a new toy.
I don't think I've EVER laughed during a mid-video advertisement before! 😆
Business Blaze + Flordia Man makes for an amazing video
It's nice to have a Danny script. Hopefully he remains trapped in the basement.
Yes ☝️. Danny's scripts are❤️💗💓
Its really weird, before BB i didnt follow any youtuber like a hardcore fan.... but now here i am, watching every episode at least twice for like a year ......
Natural born Floridian and resident for 33 years. I moved to Ohio and the stories I tell always shock and awe
Danny needs to keep doing long intros, they are actually amazing
4 min in I had to check the title of the video cause I could have sworn it was about Florida man but was totally lost in the intro, it’s how I know it’s a great business blaze intro 😂
Im addicted to BB more than simon is to cocaine
Allegedly
@@casinovafrankenstein718 *alegendly
I’m chained to BB more than Danny is to the radiator
Business Blaze is more physically addictive than cocaine, trust me, I may or may not be a doctor.
@@americantopteam135s-t7 *allegedly*
The interaction between Simon, writers, and the editor works well for the audience it feels like a group of your friends practicing for some assignment for school it's intimate and I love it
that joke about Joe Biden being competent was fucking hilarious 🤣
Except he didn't even realize how much of a joke that is.
Time to Blaze it with ya boi!!🤘 I love seeing that notification pop up on my phone! ❤️😂
I live in Florida and can tell you that not all people in Florida are crazy. I'm normal and there is this one other guy I know that seems okay.
My understanding is most of it is actually because Florida has looser disclosure laws, but still funny😂
😂
@@nicholaslewis8594 Mark Twain once said "Never let the facts get in the way of a good story." 😉
Three things:
1. Having never heard it before, I understood "bellend" just by the tone, emphasis, and context it was used in 😂
2. Simon, you do the most hilarious ad reads for this product 🤣I bought my husband sheath underwear last time they sponsored business blaze. My husband loves them so much I'm going to hit that link and get him another pair. 👍
3. This channel is the best and as an OGBB (albeit one with out the limited edition shirt😢) I just want to say that I love how this channel has evolved and think everyone involved deserves mad props 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
“What’s Biden up to? I don’t know, being generally competent I suppose“
Simon, you get funnier and funnier.
It's funny because Biden is even worse than Trump was... oooooo 2021, what a wild ride its been...
Yeah, this didn't age well...
This has aged like milk
Yea Because Biden is always lost hahahahaha
Wondering what would happen if we put Florida man in CERN.. Would the horned god be happy or not.. Could it reset the timeline back on it's original course?
"We'll be right back after this sudden realization"
Ad pops up for a show about how Ludacris can't cook
Not the realization I was expecting, well played UA-cam, well played
Danny's script-
"Boiler Chains: The Danny Salter Story"
"Danny: The man behind the leather mask"
*Becomes NY Times # 1 before the book is even thought of*
ETA Prague Syndrome: from Whistle-stop to life in a madman's basement
I live outrageously close to Florida and this is a tri-state area thing. Not just Florida
I didn't think it could get worse.... then I recently saw commercials for "Flori-bama Shore" !! [It seems like meth decided to party on "bath salts", crank, & moonshine.]
@@1TrueGem , a friend of mine worked (briefly) in Pensacola. He referred to the panhandle as the Redneck Riviera.
@@1TrueGem omg I just saw that commercial for the first time tonight.
You can make a series on Florida Man... And never run out of material...
And I'm born and raised in the Sunshine state so I live it...
I was looking at Flordia man stories the other day. I was amused by the guy who dressed as a bull and went to his ex's home and tried to set the house on fire using pasta sauce.
@@melindoranightsilver9298 they're about on the same level as nottheonion...
You brave/insane soul...
Can confirm.
As a “Florida Man”, I approve of this message.
Love the clip of Ron and his bacon stash, at about three and a half minutes in. Always makes me laugh.
Simon has Danny now taken you prisoner and is forcing you to record only business blaze?
We have been working on a "Many Whistler" theory
Danny's never been in the basement. He's been keeping simon distracted with cocaine, long scripts and a full length mirror... "allegedly"
@@the_bee_hippie interesting
I hope this manic set of videos never stop
I'm a criminal lawyer in England. Once had a client turn up for court wearing a t shirt proudly announcing "f**k the law, smoke draw", when appearing for a drugs case. Made him turn it inside out and wear it backwards. Hilarious watching the Magistrates trying to read the transposed letters on his way out of court after getting him a small fine!
Sam with the memes - I legit just watched predator 2 b4 popping this on.
I cant wait for Simon to fly to the states to do a live Florida man episode! Imagine what isnt being shown on the news
I'm a Native Floridian. I've lived in Chicago, Norfolk, Baltimore, as well as several cities in FL. I can assure you that Florida is no different than any other State. The only reason that "Florida Man" exists is due to the fact that arrest records are made public. That, and there's the fact that most Florida Residents moved here from other States, usually to avoid charges in their home State. If the media was to include the place of birth, along with the arrest records, the whole phenomenon would lose its luster. If other States were to make arrest records public people would see that their State is just as crazy as Florida, if not more so.
Ohhh just in time, its 4:30am and I'm blazed searching for weird stuff to watch, and here you are! lets go fact boi!
Where are you for it to be that time, man? Also, you missed the golden opportunity to post that ten minutes prior =(
@@americantopteam135s-t7 Australia, and yeah I was watching something else when it was uploaded lol.
@@ImKevan ha, nice. I really want to go to your country! Russia isn't hot or fun =(
My favorite judge judy quote is from when she was still an actual judge I think, and it's "I'll be the second worst thing in your life. The first being circumcision."
I'm so glad simon grew a beard. I was watching a 7 year old top 10 video and it was terrifying.
I'm an American who uses bellend as an insult 😂
And I'm an American that didn't need to look up the definition.
I’m an American that needed to look it up and then couldn’t believe how obvious the meaning was once I saw it.
I'm an American who figured it out on my own and began to use it in daily conversations.
Business blaze is my favorite channel of Simon’s.
It's definitely in my top 10
BABE WASN'T ANIMATRONIC!
Nice to see Sam shares my love of the Eric Andre show. ❤
I have a friend, that hails from London, the other day we were hanging out and I called him a bellend. I don't think I have ever seen him so proud of me.
Thank you for a new wonderful insult.
Simon is a wizard of top content!
Honestly, I quote "Florida mayor is a Florida man" at least once a week.
...
I really enjoy that episode.
The adventures of Florida man are always entertaining. He makes bad decisions so you don't have to.
Danny's intro is almost as long as the list of things my ex wanted to talk about while i was trying to watch something interesting on tv.
And probably just as irrelevant. Danny may not be getting many Dino-Bites down in the basement, but I think Simon's at least sharing some cocaine.
That Bayleef Pokémon card pull was so funny oh my lord.
All hail factboi
Simon: Death Isn't funny.
Me: Maybe you should read more Terry Pratchett
“Cojones” is the slang(?) word for testicles. “Testículos” is the proper word. Basically that should have been bleeped out lol. I laughed so hard when I heard him say this.
(?) not sure if this is the correct term but I ran with it.
I think UA-cam allows most slang terms for balls, oddly enough...and it's very lenient with non-english cussing from what I have seen.
Also, slang is correct, but vulgar slang is probably more what you're getting at.
@@johnathanrhoades7751 yes! Thank you!
I wonder if Simon intentionally sculped an S into his right sideburn...
And big swastika tattoo on head .
I bet he did it to fuck with those of us that keep saying "Fix your sign Fact Boy". That, or Danny managed to cut him a litte bit when Simon went to get the latest script.
As of this moment, one dislike means one Florida man has watched and been triggered by this video.
I was born and raised in Florida, and I love Florida man stories.
@@TechnoLawyer - LOL! I love them too, born in California and live in Texas. What many don’t realize is that every state has people like that, who do mind blowing things. I believe (don’t know) that Florida has some law about revealing a persons name if they haven’t been convicted, or something like that. Here in Texas they just say “Steve Smith was hospitalized after the vending machine he was trying to rob fell on him.” But Florida just says Florida man or woman. 🤣
Or Maine Man is jealous.
@@nicholaslewis8594 - Maine men are pretty chill, must be a New York man. 🤣
True story: nautical tracking shows the cargo tanker Ever Given traced a giant phallus and balls in the Red Sea while awaiting entry to the Suez Canal. It's still stuck there after running aground and may be there for weeks. Talk about a dick move.
Fun fact: the Babe movies were co-written, produced, and the second one directed by George Miller, who also directed, produced, and co-wrote the 2006 movie Happy Feet, an animated musical about dancing penguins.
And also created, co-wrote, produced, and directed all of the Mad Max franchise.
Approximately 3 percent of what I watch on UA-cam is Danny's tremendous rambling intros and fact boi trying to sort out what the video will be about.
That was an amazing introduction, never change.
Thanks for adding in some new memes and clips Sam!
"Jaws in space" was the pitch for Ridley Scott's Alien. By which he meant "It will be like Jaws, but in space".
Woo more Business Blaze! Great start to a Saturday afternoon!!
Lots love from Canada Simon! :D
I love Business Blaze!!!!!
I don't even have a peepee and Simon has successfully sold me Sheath pants!
I live in Florida. Most of us have learned to deal with Florida man without becoming Florida man, which can be the biggest danger of Florida Man.
Wow ive never arrived so prematurely 😉
Keep tellin yourself that, buddy 😂
That's not what she said 😂
More Florida Man on BB, let’s gooooo 😂😂😂
The detailed explanation on his undercarriage and choice of underwear was just hilarious... Wee Wee
'Are you being served' is hilarious!
did Danny get out of the basement? bc when simon yells at him, he usually turns to the right to scream at Danny. this time 5:55 he turned to the left. or was there flooding in his usual part of the basement, so simon moved him to another outlet on the other side of that cavernous space? only danny knows, and danny isn't talking
We are working on reestablishing contact
Yesssssh more BB
25:40ñ When Simon still spells Bellend wrong after getting to jam the point home 😂
When you realized it was about Florida man was my favourite moment of any business blaze.
"Generally being competent, I assume"... You assume too much if you expect that from ANY politician.
Why don't you give it a crack then, crackhead?
It's all relative. Lol.
That's exactly what I was thinking when he said that!
@@DEATH-THE-GOAT no, but I appreciate things like paved roads, fire departments, health care, and running water that wouldn't exist without politicians. You have a better way? Would love to see it.
Thanks fact boy
Predator hunts in warm weather, he's in L.A. because there's a heat wave. Which at least makes sense in the lore.
The ad read and Simon ramblings are what brings me back every day.