Would you like an ugly long life?

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  • @thorff1
    @thorff1 7 років тому +567

    Jokes on you, I'm already horrendously ugly. Easiest decision of my life.

    • @konradvonschnitzeldorf6506
      @konradvonschnitzeldorf6506 7 років тому +16

      Well, well, I fooled you all along *evil laugh*

    • @iby914
      @iby914 7 років тому +14

      thorff1 - No Sir, the jokes on YOU as you won't live for a thousand years.
      Or should I say the jokes on us :'(

    • @Felix-ve9hs
      @Felix-ve9hs 7 років тому +2

      If you die after 100 years you look like a ugly corpse for 900 years - and are dead

    • @uninterruptedrhythm4104
      @uninterruptedrhythm4104 7 років тому

      thorff1 agreed

    • @willythemailboy2
      @willythemailboy2 7 років тому +4

      thorff1 - the one person on earth who could take this deal and become _better_ looking.

  • @ImmaterialDigression
    @ImmaterialDigression 7 років тому +414

    I already look like shit. Give me a thousand years of life now please.

    • @AnubisTheMaster
      @AnubisTheMaster 7 років тому +5

      and ye'll look worse, the more time passess the more the body becomes ugly
      The nose ears , the skin all inflates saggs and all that stuff ,its ugly to live long xD

    • @gimmecat6251
      @gimmecat6251 7 років тому +3

      I already look like shit. Kill me now please

    • @maelgugi
      @maelgugi 7 років тому +4

      Anubis Master
      I'm not sure that would be the case in this situation. There's so much decay a human body can take before it stops being functional (assuming you define being alive as having a body able to perform its normal duties). But since you can choose how much you can live, it automatically implies your body will stop or slow down the decaying processed. Don't you think?

    • @hypoaktivnaovca
      @hypoaktivnaovca 7 років тому +8

      The question does say that you can choose how old you want to be physically, which implies that you would no longer age.

    • @campomambo
      @campomambo 7 років тому

      Kurzgesagt did a video on how to stop aging.

  • @MinedMaker
    @MinedMaker 7 років тому +170

    To me, this is just a question of *"do I want to live for a thousand years?"*

    • @puglosipher1666
      @puglosipher1666 7 років тому +8

      cause we're already that ugly (budum-dish!)

    • @TheNSJaws
      @TheNSJaws 7 років тому +4

      Puglosipher
      Just when I was starting to miss you captain Obvious! 😄

    • @mrmoth26
      @mrmoth26 5 років тому

      Nah.

    • @mrmoth26
      @mrmoth26 5 років тому

      @@puglosipher1666 UGLY CLUB!
      Can I join?

  • @IIAndersII
    @IIAndersII 7 років тому +165

    I would just wear a mask and be the mysterious badass dude.

    • @Theorimlig
      @Theorimlig 7 років тому +39

      Police love that.

    • @kirotheavenger60
      @kirotheavenger60 7 років тому +27

      IIAndersII see also: weirdo that wears a mask all the time.

    • @TheOneLichemperor
      @TheOneLichemperor 7 років тому +39

      Hot Fuzz comes to mind.
      "Why is he wearing a mask?"
      "He's fuck ugly."
      "Or he doesn't want you to see his face."
      "Cos, he's fuck ugly!"

    • @Khanemis
      @Khanemis 7 років тому +5

      Phantom of the opera is here...:)

    • @gabemerritt3139
      @gabemerritt3139 7 років тому +2

      I could make that work

  • @capefear56
    @capefear56 7 років тому +281

    If I had 1000 years to live, I would hone a particular skillset and become legendary at the craft. Looking ugly wouldn't stop me from that goal.

    • @AskiFin
      @AskiFin 7 років тому +57

      Don't kid yourself, we'd still spend majority of our time a) procrastinating b) going to work (and sleep 1/3)

    • @Paciat
      @Paciat 7 років тому +3

      Just learn a few languages. Earn some money in GB then spend them in Ukraine. Earn some money in Singapore, spend them in Chile. Life is cheap in many places, and its easy once you start something lucrative.

    • @emptyhusk150
      @emptyhusk150 7 років тому +10

      In a thousand years, AI would do it much better than you. Even in a hundred years.

    • @Paciat
      @Paciat 7 років тому +3

      Why? I had hundred years of experience, they didnt. You assuming that I wouldnt learn anything in that time while the humanity would, Im assuming that I would be the smartest man on earth by then.

    • @emptyhusk150
      @emptyhusk150 7 років тому +4

      I wasn't talking about humans, but Artificial Intelligence.

  • @_Matsimus_
    @_Matsimus_ 7 років тому +589

    As a Roman, I have lived for a thousand years... and I can tell you... I don’t enjoy life anymore, I miss the days of slaying barbarians and slaughtering small civilizations. Nowadays I’m sat behind a desk sorting paper clips....

    • @TheOneLichemperor
      @TheOneLichemperor 7 років тому +65

      For some reason, you're comment reminds me of the scene from Life of Brian.
      "Crucifixion? Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. "

    • @RoamerActual
      @RoamerActual 7 років тому +4

      yoooo! its my homie!!

    • @kylebroflovski5333
      @kylebroflovski5333 7 років тому +11

      Matsimus gaming is here, best think of something clever.....
      ...I failed.

    • @imperatorcaesardivifiliusa2158
      @imperatorcaesardivifiliusa2158 7 років тому +8

      Matsimus Gaming #RomanProblems

    • @lillypillie6469
      @lillypillie6469 7 років тому +3

      Well sad i never visited the west. Than we could have met. Ho well i met Emperor Ming tough!

  • @iby914
    @iby914 7 років тому +453

    In a thousand years I could potentially master whatever defect I have in my personality and potentially become a king amongst men.

    • @trombonegamer14
      @trombonegamer14 7 років тому +52

      ibkillah you could. One would hope, however, that after a thousand years you would have the wisdom to lose your fascination with dominating your fellow humans.

    • @DrewLSsix
      @DrewLSsix 7 років тому +115

      995 years later, sitting on couch... scratching balls.... what was I supposed to be doing🤔?

    • @DrewLSsix
      @DrewLSsix 7 років тому +34

      Jack Marlow. A king amongst men, not a king of men....

    • @eelsemaj99
      @eelsemaj99 7 років тому +1

      DrewLSsix king Lloyd. I'd live with that

    • @dmaster225
      @dmaster225 7 років тому +3

      DrewLSsix Lame. All confident guys feel like king amongst men. I'd rather be the actual king.

  • @RimmyDownunder
    @RimmyDownunder 7 років тому +72

    One idea on ugly successful youtubers - it's sort of a cause and effect. As people become more successful they shape up their game as they start to be taken seriously and want to actually be presentable. Someone who may have been lazy as shit and only ever wore t-shirts with their hair growing all over is most likely going to end up cleaning up, dressing better and getting a better/more attractive hair cut as more people watch them live-stream or in their videos or especially in real life.
    I can name a few fat youtubers but even those people take good care of themselves. Fat is very much a multiplier - a chubby guy can clean up very well and look attractive as hell, but if he looks dishevelled and lazy he'll look much worse than a similar skinny guy.

    • @justateddybear951
      @justateddybear951 7 років тому

      Ya ever seen Imaqtpie? lmao

    • @cricticalthinking4098
      @cricticalthinking4098 6 років тому

      Unless you're used to being around people who are physically ugly, there will be no getting around that shock effect of seeing someone who is truly ugly to look at. A person who is truly ugly may get a pity following, or a following because of their expertise in a specific area, but realistically that person will not be very successful playing a role in which they show themselves on the internet. Not to mention how horrible it would be for that person to look in his/her own comment section for any length of time. Ideally, you would hope that the person would have the same opportunities as a really attractive person, but that just isn't the case.
      If you value mastering a certain skill in life, I can imagine how beneficial a long life, even an ugly one, would be very beneficial to you.

  • @RebelSoule
    @RebelSoule 7 років тому +258

    or wear a cool mask like Jack of Blades

    • @salottin
      @salottin 7 років тому +13

      Now that's a cool guy

    • @thrupert
      @thrupert 7 років тому +18

      YOU'VE RECIEVED A NEW QUEST CARD

    • @salottin
      @salottin 7 років тому +10

      THE HERO OF HEROES:
      JACK
      OF
      BWLADES

    • @adamfrisk956
      @adamfrisk956 7 років тому +13

      Hero, your willpower is low. Watch that.

    • @yamadiyoo9658
      @yamadiyoo9658 7 років тому +6

      Does it come in beige...

  • @BobMarley-vl5gl
    @BobMarley-vl5gl 7 років тому +165

    As long as I have a computer and WiFi I will happily live 1000 years

    • @DanJackielz
      @DanJackielz 7 років тому +7

      you would be fucking lonely

    • @DanJackielz
      @DanJackielz 7 років тому +1

      well ok

    • @nope1083
      @nope1083 7 років тому

      What if you were born 100 years before the internet

    • @quepacho64
      @quepacho64 7 років тому +2

      1000 years of memes

    • @napalmpig3772
      @napalmpig3772 7 років тому

      @Igg
      Technically you can't "be" dead. You're just not alive anymore. Being dead isn't a state you can be in, it's non-existence. Unless you're religious or something. Meh, I'm just being pedantic.

  • @brotomann
    @brotomann 7 років тому +322

    Casey Neistat is one of the most successful UA-camrs despite having a neanderthal Quasimodo aesthetic. I think it can work in your favour if it makes you very distinctive looking in the world of UA-cam where people seem to be drawn to people that look like characters rather than 'normal people'.

    • @buffoonustroglodytus4688
      @buffoonustroglodytus4688 7 років тому +59

      AAAAHHHAAHA so true, Neistat is one ugly ass dude

    • @Theorimlig
      @Theorimlig 7 років тому +28

      He's not really ugly, though he is a bit weird looking. I think a lot of people would actually rate him as very attractive, even on looks alone.

    • @EeroVuori
      @EeroVuori 7 років тому +46

      They wouldnt without his success.

    • @Theorimlig
      @Theorimlig 7 років тому +15

      I dunno, he's in great shape and I'm sure the rest of his looks are something that make him look characterful more than repulsive.

    • @Emppu_T.
      @Emppu_T. 7 років тому +7

      I think he kinda looks like a Sean Penn with a funny nose (like the one with the joke glasses)

  • @bpb210
    @bpb210 7 років тому +20

    All of these questions involving an unnaturally long life make me start to wonder, what would your backstory be? Once you've been around for say, 200 years, wouldn't people start to ask questions? Wouldn't you attract more and more attention as you got into your 300 year? Would you have to travel to unknown locations so that you wouldn't stand out as a freak who never aged? And how about your birth certificate saying you were born 300 years ago - would you have to start forging documents like those? I suppose I think a bit too far into this...

    • @bpb210
      @bpb210 7 років тому +7

      Basically after about 75 years, looking like a Perpetual thirty-year-old, you'd spend the rest of your time trying to prove you're not an identity thief.

    • @Topstormking
      @Topstormking 7 років тому

      Just carry around some super old shit with you or make a name for yourself. If your concerned with the public attention I am sure after 200 years you can, among other things, become so good at forging documents you can make yourself out to be whomever you wish.

    • @resmur8095
      @resmur8095 3 роки тому

      I mean if you're born before the documentation of births it's very easy to forge your identity i would say, you go to a town stay there for a few years work, live and eat. After 5-10 years you leave go to another town repeat the cycle and on to the next one. If you avoid getting into really personally identifiable information such as fingerprints and genetic testing you're pretty much good. probably harder to find work but if you stay in you're prime 20s probably can scrap by.if somebody recognize you from let's say an old photo or their old relative knows you it's easily shrugged off after all it isn't too uncommon for people to find look alikes from the past

  • @wishiwasabear
    @wishiwasabear 7 років тому +316

    A better question would probably be "Would you like to be extremely beautiful and admired by everyone but shorten your life-span by half?", I'm sure a lot of narcissists would agree with that.

  • @BrendanBlake42
    @BrendanBlake42 7 років тому +8

    "I think, in a thousand years, I could get used to people finding me ugly."
    In my experience, it takes about twenty. Hahahahahahaha.
    Oh, I'm so lonely.

  • @Somkent
    @Somkent 7 років тому +48

    People change personalities and values fairly often during their lives, They say a person could go quite mad given enough time and personality changes?
    I am not the same person I was five years ago, in 1000 or less I might not value life in the same way or have the same humility and be perceived a crazy person by others, as well as ugly and unapproachable on top. (Reading and Playing computer games would not be effected be this so maybe...maybe....)
    Can I choose this option once everyone close to me in my current life goes? That would effect my decision I think.
    Also building close relationships might be hard after the first few life-long friends go and you know it will just keep happening to anyone else you get close to.

    • @sajro94
      @sajro94 7 років тому +4

      Many people today, I believe, are afraid of losing those close to them and thus are afraid to get any close friends or romantic interests. But when you know it is going to happen, and you have experienced it, you might stop to be so afraid of loosing people that you open up quicker, creating close bonds quicker because the quicker the bond is made the longer it lasts.

    • @Somkent
      @Somkent 7 років тому +2

      Finding friends and putting yourself out there will get easier as time goes on and experiences are made, I mean maybe once a relationship went from casual to close, maybe that could be harder to keep maintained, perhaps you would find yourself backing off a lot because of the loss of someone close is a lot harder than the loss of an acquaintance.
      After losing X amount of close friends or lovers it would be a nightmare to consider getting close to anyone again? Maybe...?

    • @aurourus6894
      @aurourus6894 7 років тому +2

      I think at one point you would just stop giving a fuck about friends.

  • @martinalexhuh
    @martinalexhuh 7 років тому

    I love how you decide randomly to ignore context at times in a sentence. Love it. Great video.

  • @professorcactus8172
    @professorcactus8172 7 років тому +177

    Another great video, Lloyd :)

    • @Rice1is1nice
      @Rice1is1nice 7 років тому +11

      How could you have posted this three days ago?

    • @nathanmcnee3343
      @nathanmcnee3343 7 років тому +1

      It wouldn't show the post date as November 14 if it was privated.

    • @ScienceDiscoverer
      @ScienceDiscoverer 7 років тому +1

      Mb he is Patreon subscriber

    • @aidangeis4686
      @aidangeis4686 7 років тому

      That is actually a really good question. Maybe that should be number 218.

    • @inlikeflynn7238
      @inlikeflynn7238 7 років тому

      that's a pretty fair point if you keep looking at awfulness long enough it stops being awful after a time.

  • @JoakimFlood92
    @JoakimFlood92 3 роки тому

    Reading the title thinking to myself "I bet Lindy will take this to an extreme". 30 seconds into the video "what if you fall down a mineshaft and have to live there for 950 years". This is why I'm a fan! 😊

  • @LOREHAMMERLIBRARY
    @LOREHAMMERLIBRARY 7 років тому +102

    how about casey neistat?

    • @enzoaugusto1577
      @enzoaugusto1577 7 років тому +9

      Ser Ganjikilla He doesn't have nice tats :/

    • @urdnal
      @urdnal 7 років тому +7

      HA! I actually thought of that guy. He looks like he's wearing one of those fake nose and glasses disguises (without the moustache)

    • @Codemeleon
      @Codemeleon 7 років тому

      He looks like the Yellow Man from Sin City, but skin tone.

    • @TheChabowski
      @TheChabowski 7 років тому +5

      He looks like he's made entirely of elbows.

    • @Usammityduzntafraidofanythin
      @Usammityduzntafraidofanythin 7 років тому +1

      Casey Neistat has like 16 charisma, if he were a D&D character. He pulls people immediately in. He gets your attention very quickly and can maintain it, and he's very relaxed about it.

  • @andrewmalcolm3209
    @andrewmalcolm3209 7 років тому

    5:37 You should write a book, you're a really cool and loveable dude and I'm sure you have a plethora of interesting stories to tell. I'd buy it.

  • @TheMegaRin
    @TheMegaRin 7 років тому +8

    Anyone interested in the subject, I recommend you watch a movie called "The man from earth". I believe it was officially released for free by the director, should be on youtube even.

  • @diogenesthevlog6589
    @diogenesthevlog6589 7 років тому +1

    The thing about immortality that freaks me out is how time would become really hard to personally relate to. I work with kids and the weekend seems like it lasts forever to them, mostly cause two days is a much longer percentage of a five year olds life than it is someone in their fifties or forties. It might become hard to interact with others when a week begins to feel like a day to you

  • @lazypoo6117
    @lazypoo6117 7 років тому +6

    > lindy photo shops himself to look "extremely ugly"
    > looks just like me
    :(

  • @iamalittleboat
    @iamalittleboat 7 років тому +1

    living 10 000 years, seeing hundreds of generations of friends and family go. pretty cool.

  • @thossi09
    @thossi09 7 років тому +3

    But how about deep relationships, or even just any relationships (including friendship, as well as romantic relationship)? Wouldn't it stop being interesting after a while, getting close or forming close bonds with others, considering that you'd be absolutely sure you would live longer than them? At least, I'm not entirely sure I'd enjoy it very much after some time had passed, if I were the only one living so long.

    • @davidemoras5185
      @davidemoras5185 7 років тому

      thossi09 That's an interesting point of view.

  • @xbbao
    @xbbao 7 років тому +2

    I can finally live my fantasy of being a Sid Meyers Civilization game character!

  • @lachlanmoore9619
    @lachlanmoore9619 7 років тому +62

    I would do it because I got no chance of getting a girlfriend at this rate anyway
    *edit
    Sorry guys I forgot to mention that I had a girlfriend like 4 years ago and no luck ever since

    • @ChePennyDK
      @ChePennyDK 7 років тому +4

      Girls can smells male desperation, do some Yoga(Bonus lots of girls in Yoga class), or find something that can center you!

    • @EmpardsBreeze
      @EmpardsBreeze 7 років тому +11

      @ChePennyDK
      Better yet, dismiss women.

    • @maelgugi
      @maelgugi 7 років тому +3

      EmpardsBreeze
      Or become very good at something and get profits from it. I'm not saying many women will prefer richness over beauty, but there's a niche... either that or lower your standards.

    • @Emppu_T.
      @Emppu_T. 7 років тому +11

      Become a wizard

    • @michaelharder9737
      @michaelharder9737 7 років тому +3

      the utter lack of self esteem is a major problem for you. gear your life around something else and become successful at it, and you'll probably find someone

  • @Tijjain
    @Tijjain 7 років тому

    Only 200 more to go!!!
    Keep them coming
    P.S I completely agree with you here. There's just too much to see and do in our 75-100 years lifespan

  • @user-ii8od4wu5p
    @user-ii8od4wu5p 7 років тому +31

    I wouldn't live 1000 years as Casey Neistat

    • @junoguten
      @junoguten 7 років тому +9

      Hey, he never said your personality needed to be hideous as well.

  • @jimb1453
    @jimb1453 4 роки тому +1

    Definitely be happy to live 1000 years! It would be amazing knowing you're definitely going to live that long, so much to learn, do, experience and see :D

  • @cyrilj.o.saroch6573
    @cyrilj.o.saroch6573 7 років тому +2

    I'd be afraid of losing memories after a significant period of time, though.

  • @mrmoth26
    @mrmoth26 5 років тому +2

    I wish I would be floating in space after everything colapses and ends, sounds fun.

  • @basicallyhell4150
    @basicallyhell4150 7 років тому +5

    Huzzza another great video huzzza

  • @davidmcgregor4537
    @davidmcgregor4537 7 років тому

    Absolutely. It even reduces the risk of many activities you might want to attempt with all that time as well. I'm for it!

  • @stellarytc1629
    @stellarytc1629 7 років тому +10

    Gah! My eyes are scarred!

  • @aleidius192
    @aleidius192 7 років тому +1

    The thumbnail will haunt my dreams for a thousand years.

  • @butth0le_inspector
    @butth0le_inspector 6 років тому +3

    4:47 there is lindybeige...
    Just kidding lol!

  • @b-dogmathmatics5460
    @b-dogmathmatics5460 7 років тому

    Lindy, as long as you are still making youtube vids. I could live a thousand years!

  • @EmpardsBreeze
    @EmpardsBreeze 7 років тому +6

    This is a weird question. 2/3 of humanity already suffer this fate, some more than others, so it's kind of like asking "Would you like to live 1,000 years as you are now?" to a lot of people.

    • @Theorimlig
      @Theorimlig 7 років тому +1

      You think 2/3 of the world's population is really ugly? I almost never see a really really ugly person. Sometimes you see people with obvious disfigurements and similar, people who have lifestyles where they can't afford to pay any attention to how they look often look really disheveled (really poor people, some addicts and so on) and you do get the occasional person who's just been unlucky, but thinking back on people I've gone to school with and similar I can't really think of many ugly people at all. Do you mean that the really ugly 2/3 are approximately evenly distributed in the population? Because where I live, I'd say maybe 1 in 25 people or less are what I'd consider ugly.

    • @EmpardsBreeze
      @EmpardsBreeze 7 років тому

      @TheodorEriksson
      I was mostly exaggerating. The 2/3 I was talking about are particularly or noteworthy unattractive people, but not utterly hideous. A person's biology can heavily affect how they view attractiveness as well. From my own experience, as well as being the result of studies I've read, it's possible to find ugly people attractive if they're the most attractive in a group, and attractive people ugly if everyone around you is attractive. A person's biological standards naturally change, both over time as well as through environment.

    • @Lilitha11
      @Lilitha11 7 років тому +1

      I am not sure I have ever seen a person who was naturally hideous looking, unless they had some kind of bad genetic disorder. In most cases, the really ugly people had some kind of medical issue. I wouldn't be surprised if the number of truly very ugly people was less than 1% or something.
      I would also say the same is probably true about the super beautiful. There is a lot of very beautiful people in the world but how many of them are naturally that beautiful? Take a beautiful person and they don't cut, shave, or pluck anything, they don't use any makeup, shampoos, or conditioners, and you have them wander around a forest for six months and then look at them. Are they still beautiful? Maybe, but are they super hot? Probably not.

    • @tSp289
      @tSp289 7 років тому +1

      Lilitha11, depends what you like. I often find that girls I've gone out with look better during the day than they do when out on a date. Why? Because say that cute girl back in art college with her baggy jeans and paint-stained hoodie gets all dressed up for a date, she puts on a ton of makeup and a sparkly dress and suddenly she's not herself any more. Still pretty but looks like a cookie-cutter red-carpet model rather than the girl who laughs at your jokes in class.
      As a portrait painter I spend a lot of time looking at peoples' faces in a kind of depth that almost no one else does, and I can tell you that to be super-beautiful (as you put it), it is more than just a surface impression. There will be a kind of balance to the features that no amount of makeup can replicate. Look in depth at a super-beautiful person, and you can pick out and name every single flaw but the overall impression is still powerfully striking. It's also deeper than sex, because some faces are just magnetic, even if they are say, a wrinkly old man, there will be some kind of beauty in there that makes up for all the flaws. Most people don't have that. What most people have is a few features that ARE beautiful, put together in a face that is overall not. Those people can use makeup etc. to imitate beauty, and people who like them will see the attractiveness of those features and focus on them, where other people just can't see it, because they won't spend enough time looking. Makeup is a way to trick people into looking long enough to find the actually beautiful features and notice them, where someone who is naturally stunning might actually just hide or over-emphasise the natural features that make them beautiful in the first place.

  • @konoyarogaming6774
    @konoyarogaming6774 7 років тому

    I think it'd be interesting to see how someone acts after being alive for so long. You'd outlive anyone you ever met, the person you fall in love with will be bound to die. It would be interesting the logistics of it with physiological effects. Would you eventually go mad?
    Honestly I feel after 100 years you would eventually ethier grow cold or just distance yourself from humanity as you struggle under isolation. It's really quite the depressing concept since our instincts are to live so we'd all want it... I feel it'd be an act of cruelty in that of itself to offer such a choice to someone.

  • @ErwinPommel
    @ErwinPommel 7 років тому +9

    More and more, these questions seem to be giving us enormous insight into the mind of the author of this book. I don't think I like who we're being shown.

  • @chickenking1753
    @chickenking1753 7 років тому +1

    I remember the good ol days, 672 years ago to be exact, oh how things have changed.

  • @MultiCaliffa
    @MultiCaliffa 7 років тому +7

    Why are there comments from 3 days ago if you just uploaded the video? ILLUMINATI

  • @Morgai-Fly
    @Morgai-Fly 7 років тому +3

    My consciousness > other people's opinion of my looks.

  • @Rice1is1nice
    @Rice1is1nice 7 років тому +8

    Lately I've encountered an awful lot of people, who advocate, that ones success in the world is entirely predicated on looks. They postualte, that a truly ugly person cannot find success or love, despite their efforts, because other people are subconciusly aversed to their appearance. What is your opinion on that school of thought, other than that it's self-defeating?

    • @CuriousKey
      @CuriousKey 7 років тому +2

      Winston Churchill begs to differ. :P Hideous man, great success. I do think attractiveness helps, but people thinking it's the be-all-end-all sounds like a defeatist excuse to me.

    • @CuriousKey
      @CuriousKey 7 років тому +3

      To add to that, think of people (outside of the entertainment industry) who are successful, and you will find ugly people. Theresa May in the UK, Angela Merkel in Germany, Many leading experts in the sciences look fairly unappealing. Even in the entertainment industry you get ugly people. Steve Buscemi? He made a career out of it. Being a good actor was enough, he didn't need looks.

    • @CuriousKey
      @CuriousKey 7 років тому +6

      I would say that love is unfortunately probably harder to find than success for quite ugly people though.
      I have heard it said by tech professionals who were women that ugly women found success *easier* than pretty women because being attractive for some reason made people assume that's why they were employed, not for their expertise. So there's certainly an inverse affect sometimes.

    • @quintessenceSL
      @quintessenceSL 7 років тому +2

      For the most part, beauty is pretty relative (extremes aside, and even then, as Lloyd points out, people will get use to you).
      Not to mention looks fade a lot faster than most other attributes. That's a narrow window in which to find success.
      What isn't discussed much is how disadvantageous being one the beautiful people is. Kind of like extreme wealth, it puts you on the defensive that people are only trying to use you, or only see you in reference to that one thing.
      Hard to build any decent relationships with that.

    • @yorkshire_tea_innit8097
      @yorkshire_tea_innit8097 7 років тому +3

      A handicap doesn't mean you can't win. It just means it could be a little harder.
      You must hang out with teenagers, probably girls, because I feel as I've gotten older looks seem less and less Important because people are so much more different in ways other than god given virtues.

  • @Oxnate
    @Oxnate 7 років тому

    Just got my In Search of Hannibal update. I'm glad you're doing the writing for the book since Chris mixed up then/than.

  • @RebelKeithy
    @RebelKeithy 7 років тому +4

    Extrapolating.... Q217 will be uploaded on Mar 30, 2026

    • @johnladuke6475
      @johnladuke6475 7 років тому

      Fortunately our cybernetic implants will give fantastic video resolution and notify us instantaneously.

  • @silkaverage
    @silkaverage 6 років тому +1

    i've thought about this question a lot...and it bought me back to a question my friend asked me, "would you like to be immortal" and the answer is no,i wouldn't want to watch my family die before myself,and what do you do once you've mastered every musical instrument,learnt every langauge,seen every wonder of the world, learnt every profession? the only possible benefit to a long life/immortality would be to preserve our greatest minds or deep space exploration, now, the answer to your question,presuming that medicine has defeated all known biological threats to humans and we've managed to combat dementia etc that effect the mind as we age( hence why i started with the immortality question) firstly an ugly long life....even the ugliest of babies are loved,even the ugliest of people are respected, physical attraction does play a huge part in our species procreation and social interactions, but surely someone who has the genetics that have the long life gene would be highly sought after as a breeding partner? ugly would be illrelevant if you have the "immortality gene" as I call it,cos let's be honest 1000yrs is a very long time to live. but I don't think that having -10 charisma debuff would effect you all that much over time, as you've had 1000 yrs to learn crafts,skills and talents to ensure yourself a mate, now if you said would you want to be stunningly beautiful and live to 30 yrs old....tough choice,that said this may all sound like utter bollocks, but it peeks my curiosity too much to let it go :)

  • @Captain_Mike82
    @Captain_Mike82 7 років тому +2

    Not to be rude, but Casey Neistat is not good looking and very popular. I've seen people make loads of horrible comments about his appearance, but he has more than thrived on a visual based platform.

  • @artival22
    @artival22 5 років тому

    I think the problem with long life is, that you at some point lose interest in people, because everyone you ever liked keeps dying around you. So most people would probably become very hollow and don’t enjoy anything anymore. Still you could keep yourself entertained with all kinds of art, movies games and books.

  • @mbleh556
    @mbleh556 7 років тому +4

    Awesome video! And an awesome comment section! :^}

    • @jorgexue5502
      @jorgexue5502 7 років тому

      M Bleh why does my phone says that you've added this comment 3days ago if the video was just uploaded?

    • @proxel96
      @proxel96 7 років тому

      jorge xue I think Patreons get access to the video early

    • @jorgexue5502
      @jorgexue5502 7 років тому

      Proxel it's weird tho, no other patreons commented

  • @KageRyuu6
    @KageRyuu6 7 років тому +2

    Who knows, maybe in a thousand years everyone will be effectively immortal.

    • @skystorm569
      @skystorm569 7 років тому +1

      KageRyuuUji And ugly.

    • @chickenking1753
      @chickenking1753 7 років тому

      But if everyone became ugly wouldn't the beauty standards change therefor not everyone would be ugly

    • @junoguten
      @junoguten 7 років тому

      Imagine people still have kids, and in a hundred generations or so, the young generation looks less and less like the old people, and instead of telling how old you are by wrinkles, they do it by seeing how "that face/body shape/height is so yesterday" and find it physically repulsive.
      Also very inter-age families become impossible because you eventually become a separate species from the youngest generation. To stop this speciation from happening we must ensure diversity of generationality within relationships!

  • @jbcroatoan
    @jbcroatoan 7 років тому +14

    That's down right terrifying Lloyd. Proportional Theory say that our perception of time changes the longer you've been alive. It's why summers lasted so long as children but seem to fly by now. At 10 years old, a year is 10% of your life, but at 100 years old, that same year is 1% of the time you've perceived so it seems to go by so quickly. At 500 years old, a year is .2%, other humans would grow old and die so much more quickly than you, much like our pets do for us. You wouldn't be able to connect to people, as your experiences would be vastly different. Hard pass on living that long.

    • @konradvonschnitzeldorf6506
      @konradvonschnitzeldorf6506 7 років тому +2

      yea. I wouldn't want to see everyone around me die multiple times.

    • @salottin
      @salottin 7 років тому +5

      Connect to turtles.
      But seriously, I always had that train of thought and that's why people always say that "every year the year goes by faster"

    • @theeccentrictripper3863
      @theeccentrictripper3863 7 років тому +3

      I actually have a longer perception of time than as a child. While you're completely right about proportional time, as I've gotten older more of my time has been spent productively and with less mundane routine such as going to elementary school with the same classes every day at the same time. In that sense I see that time has gone by, but because of the sheer quantity of experience in that amount of time comparatively it seems to stretch out so much longer. I imagine that if I were to return to some incredibly mundane daily existence that would change immediately, but as it stands quantity of unique or novel experiences slows the perception of the passage of time, as you're not on auto pilot nearly as much.

    • @cockfaceification
      @cockfaceification 7 років тому +3

      it is true that time is perceived to go by faster as one ages, but that isnt relevant to the question because he was allowed to chose what biological age to live as for the whole 1000 years.

    • @jbcroatoan
      @jbcroatoan 7 років тому +1

      That means your body doesn't break down. You are still perceiving more time pass. It says physical age, not mental age.

  • @Lexyvil
    @Lexyvil 7 років тому

    Content like this is why I'm glad I'm subscribed~

  • @Kissamies1
    @Kissamies1 7 років тому +45

    In a thousand years you could watch all the porn

    • @bethanybellwarts
      @bethanybellwarts 7 років тому +15

      I bet more porn is being produced everyday than you can watch in one day, so you'd probably need multiple monitors. and what if one porn is 2 hours long?

    • @Kissamies1
      @Kissamies1 7 років тому +10

      well I guess you could watch all the current porn anyway

    • @johnladuke6475
      @johnladuke6475 7 років тому +14

      I doubt a single millennium would be enough time to watch all the porn that exists already, never mind anything new.

    • @ms.verepaine6914
      @ms.verepaine6914 7 років тому +3

      nope

    • @montanus777
      @montanus777 7 років тому +1

      there is way too much amateur porn out there to keep track of all of it.
      _but_ when you live for a thousand years, it's actually pretty likely that you'll experience at least a part of your life living in very prude societies. we cannot just assume, that life will be like nowadays for the next 1000 years. just imagine living in the middle ages, which (partially) isn't even 1000 years ago. there wasn't too much porn around back then - not only due to technical limitations, but also due to social acceptances.

  • @ac4694
    @ac4694 4 роки тому

    I truly admire how happy person you are

  • @RoyalDog214
    @RoyalDog214 7 років тому +3

    Lindybeige's calling people ugly! How rude!

  • @romulusnuma116
    @romulusnuma116 7 років тому

    3:55 that a brilliant way of putting it

  • @DrexisEbon
    @DrexisEbon 7 років тому +6

    Ugly youtubers: Casey Nystat

  • @Abelhawk
    @Abelhawk 7 років тому

    Lloyd is the master of overthinking and overdissecting hypothetical questions. :D

  • @MultiCaliffa
    @MultiCaliffa 7 років тому +15

    I'M MR. MEESEEKS LOOK AT ME!

    • @nestrac
      @nestrac 7 років тому +1

      No golf-swing practice...... It will end in tears

    • @MultiCaliffa
      @MultiCaliffa 7 років тому +2

      rowsdower I'd love to! Existence is pain

    • @MultiCaliffa
      @MultiCaliffa 7 років тому

      hehpillt28 Yes, indeed.

    • @Emppu_T.
      @Emppu_T. 7 років тому +1

      Who roped you into this

    • @aurourus6894
      @aurourus6894 7 років тому +2

      Ah, what a fine place to meet an intelligent soul.

  • @CatacombD
    @CatacombD 7 років тому

    Don't need to live a thousand years to rewatch shows you've forgotten. With my terrible memory, I already do that now!

  • @TreeFrogOnATree
    @TreeFrogOnATree 7 років тому +13

    Living for a thousand years would suck, think about how boring everything would get once you've seen it all...

    • @celtofcanaanesurix2245
      @celtofcanaanesurix2245 7 років тому +25

      TreeFrogOnATree it would change though, as time went on there would be new technology, and new things.

    • @Exarion251
      @Exarion251 7 років тому +10

      I doubt you could see everything in a thousand years. It depends on how deep you wanna dive into something. But considering that it can easily take you 10 years to master a craft or to truly understand a society, I think the decades would fly by.

    • @Rubysh88
      @Rubysh88 7 років тому +5

      Plus times passes faster as you live longer, the last couple of centuries would feel like a few decades to someone who lived so long.
      I mean, im not even 30 and the last 10 years have passed quite fast.

    • @Cpt.Zer0
      @Cpt.Zer0 7 років тому +7

      The universe is infinite (in our human eyes at least) So to live in the golden age of space exploration and live to see it must be wonderful.

    • @1337w0n
      @1337w0n 7 років тому +2

      Death is bad, Life is good.
      Sickness is bad, Health is good.
      Aging is bad, Youth is good.
      Beauty and Happiness and Fun and Laughter and Challenge and Love and Learning are all good.
      -Yudkowsky

  • @ugluk56
    @ugluk56 7 років тому

    Lloyd is right, i was subscribed to Lizzie Velasquez channel and after a while i was very much used to the way she looks,
    and not thinking in terms like ugly anymore.

  • @56Valo
    @56Valo 7 років тому +1

    Here's a question: Would you live like House from Fallout: New Vegas if you could? Would you consign yourself to a life-support capsule, interacting with the outside world only through robotics and a high-tech city if it meant you could effectively life for as long as that technology remained intact?
    Personally I'd go for it. I get kind of sad sometimes when I think about everything I'll miss out on in the future. It's not so much death I'm afraid of, just regret that I live at a period where we've explored all of our planet and most of our solar system but lack both the political will and technology to actually get out there and explore, colonize and stop being a bunch of tribal apes hurling spears and shit at each other.

  • @isn0t42
    @isn0t42 7 років тому

    Imagine honing your skills for hundreds and thousands of years. There's a reason why I'm so excited for the upcoming "Highlander" remake. SWORDS! and IMMORTALS! HUZZAH!

  • @onetwothreefour3957
    @onetwothreefour3957 7 років тому +3

    some ideas for interviews you might have once you've uglified through magic:
    "hello kind sir or madam, as you can see i had an unfortunate meeting with a tractor, but do you happen to like tractors?" [unintelligible] "really? that is suprising, i thought you came to the tractor museum just in front of you"

  • @almor2445
    @almor2445 7 років тому

    Ever watched black mirror? One episode called white Christmas ended with a man trapped in one room for what felt to him like hundreds of thousands of years with slade playing the whole time. That scared me more than any death!

  • @mtgAzim
    @mtgAzim 7 років тому

    1:50 you could certainly get used to it in a thousand years, I did it in only twenty.

  • @nhiris4640
    @nhiris4640 7 років тому

    with these kinds of questions several problems always come, like aging of the body, progress of physical deterioration, progress of rational and emotional state, some others and, as I am firmly confident in saying, most of all; like the problem of psychical AND/or MENTAL state (health). It is also really important, I think, how'd you define the nature of one's ability of mental development: whether would your mental capacity stay limited in ways the human brain ultimately somewhat is or whether would you have some way of expanding beyond these limits. Then I reckon, that your head would have to grow a bit, maybe... and some muscles and other bones etc., but on the other hand it would give you the possibility, that someone mentioned here before, to grow bored with the resst of humanity

  • @gregorykrajeski6255
    @gregorykrajeski6255 7 років тому +1

    I would love to live long enough to watch evolution happen and remember older forms of life

  • @11kakuzu
    @11kakuzu 7 років тому +2

    Id take the thousand years, and my ideal existence period would be forever because then i could experience the infinite possibilities of existence. Although i may get stuck at points in the chaotic nothingness at the end of reality eventually it'll reorder into a new existence maybe a completely different one with new things to explore or an old favorite universe to relive.

  • @MrTheWaterbear
    @MrTheWaterbear 7 років тому +2

    Hugely successful, ugly UA-camrs: The Fine Bros

  • @lwilton
    @lwilton 7 років тому

    Remember the Strubugs (Strulburgs?), I think they were. They lived for a very long time, but went senile at about age 60. As well as picking an ideal physical age to live at for a thousand years, it might be nice to pick an ideal mental age for that lifespan. I suspect that late 20s to early 30s would probably be best.

  • @puppyenemy
    @puppyenemy 7 років тому

    There are movies touching on this subject of living for a thousand years, and the main characters never seem too happy about living for a long time. The ones I come to think of is "Highlander" (don't mind the sequels) and "He Never Died". Granted, the protagonist of Highlander has to worry about killing/getting killed by other immortals, and the protagonist of He Never Died has to drink human blood as a curse (not a vampire tho)... but still! In Highlander, he is sad that he outlived the love of his life until she died of old age, and in He Never died, he's just... apathetic towards everyone since having lived for like 6000 years already, he just can't care about other people anymore.
    I would really recommend these films. I can't imagine no one having ever seen Highlander, such a cult classic, but I do reckon He Never Died is a bit more obscure (and recent.) Give that one a shot! It's Henry Rollins as the protagonist :) I've seen many people saying he's acting kind of autistic in this film, but really, he just doesn't care about *anything* that happens around him due to his immortality.

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 7 років тому +1

    I can imagine, after 1000 years, Lloyd just getting used to opening every conversation with a new person with *"I... am not... an animal!"*

  • @tedferkin
    @tedferkin 7 років тому

    Another quick follow up please. Immortality of not dying/aging vs Immortality not killable. These I see as different and having different consequences.

  • @SnazzyBoBazzy
    @SnazzyBoBazzy 7 років тому

    A lindybeige vid? Oh boy it's my lucky day

  • @epicbadideas7291
    @epicbadideas7291 7 років тому

    1000 years is an interesting concept. Some fiction make note regarding elves, age, and how it has formed their attitudes and outlooks upon the world. What happens when you've seen it all, done it all, tasted it all?
    You would also have to consider the relationships surrounding you. Watching people die while you are in the prime of your life could be psychologically damaging after a while, especially a wife or child for example.
    You may also be alone due to your longevity. Even as troll ugly as you could be, people may get jealous of your longevity and attempt to end it.
    I will say 1000 years would be my maximum age preference, but I know I couldn't do it at the mentioned cost.

  • @elforeigner3260
    @elforeigner3260 7 років тому +1

    One thousand years? I could barely stand two hundred years before going insane. I’m not sure a normal mind would stand one thousand years

  • @lostyogi8712
    @lostyogi8712 7 років тому +2

    I’m a terrible procrastinatior. I would need a thousand years to do anything worth while........even then I still probably won’t get around to cleaning the back room.

  • @manlymollusc6534
    @manlymollusc6534 7 років тому

    Fellow ol' Lindy can take my remaining years. I don't want them.

  • @steppewop
    @steppewop 7 років тому +1

    People don't even know what to do during some weekends and want to live forever.

  • @XXWhambarXX
    @XXWhambarXX 7 років тому

    Use it to your advantade.
    The ultimate lemons into lemonade story has to be Michael Berryman who used his looks to his advantage starring in films like the original the hills have eyes.

  • @helle5285
    @helle5285 7 років тому

    I would take it, just for the sake of learning new things. But would my brain retain all this information after say five hundred years. I wouldn't want to have to learn Mandarin more than once. Thanks for sharing another great video, I always look forward to them.

  • @crowleytophat9862
    @crowleytophat9862 7 років тому

    I'm planning on writing a book novel/s about a gentlemanly immmortal human-ish being that can travel to parallel universes, with some changes being small like a world like ours but everyone has no hair, to universes where the laws of physics are completely diffrent. Would that be something you'd like to sit down and read Lloyd?

  • @azdgariarada
    @azdgariarada 7 років тому

    Put me down for eternity, thanks. I don't see why existence should ever have to end.

  • @lethaltty
    @lethaltty 7 років тому +2

    If you live a thousand years, you can't get attached to someone because you don't age and everybody else does

    • @chickenking1753
      @chickenking1753 7 років тому +1

      Of course you could, you'd just learn to cherish the time you had and i'm sure after a while you wouldn't be affected by death same. Then again it would probably different depending on each person.

    • @lethaltty
      @lethaltty 7 років тому

      Imagine someone you love slowly becoming angry at you and bitter when they understant that you get to go on and not them...

    • @chickenking1753
      @chickenking1753 7 років тому +1

      If they're angry with you because you get to be alive then they clearly hated you to begin with.

  • @geta6863
    @geta6863 7 років тому

    Every call for help has to be heard

  • @DaBezzzz
    @DaBezzzz 7 років тому

    I would learn everything that I could, becoming the best writer, actor, artist, swordsman, blacksmith, and musician known to man

  • @strider7273
    @strider7273 7 років тому +2

    Please make a video about "Harzhorn" i found the subject very intreting and so few people actualy know about it

  • @TyphusAndronicus
    @TyphusAndronicus 4 роки тому

    I love how he just casually has a pile of historical weaponry in the background

  • @marlonjunior3849
    @marlonjunior3849 7 років тому

    Could you talk about the "french" tunic? I'm not talking about the French Military, but the "proletarian" Russian tunic based on General French of the British Army. Basically is the shirt/coat used by Nicholas II, Ungern-Sternberg, Andrey Vlasov, Stalin, Lenin, Mao Zedong and Aleksandr Kolchak.

  • @Formulka
    @Formulka 7 років тому

    All the people around me growing old and dying for generations would be pretty depressing I imagine.

  • @goneutt
    @goneutt 7 років тому

    Peter F. Hamilton has the Commonwealth series with some significantly old people, up in the range of 3000-4000 year range, sometimes experienced through multiple bodies simultaneously. If you're around long enough you find hobbies or retire from existence.

  • @LuxFerre4242
    @LuxFerre4242 7 років тому

    This just makes me think of Mr Flint from the Star Trek episode Requiem for Methuselah. He accomplished many great things over thousands of years but was incredibly lonely without any fellow immortals.

  • @Otokichi786
    @Otokichi786 7 років тому

    Hmm, "The Elephant Man" for a millennium? That would ne most interesting, leading to different paths; The Recluse vs. The Personable/Brave Monster. I see space travel or "doing Jacques Cousteau" as worthwhile pursuits, since they are vast and unknown.

  • @steveholmes11
    @steveholmes11 6 років тому

    I imagine the context here being a form of surgery / genetic modification that staved off the effects of ageing, but altered the appearance. Interesting subject for a film.

  • @MasterofTongs
    @MasterofTongs 7 років тому

    C&Rsenal's Anvil playlist is a good example of a successful UA-cam production containing someone who isn't 'classically handsome.' I like to think that most people are willing to look at a person's contribution to their passions more than the person themselves, but let me know if you feel otherwise.

  • @jasonanderson9757
    @jasonanderson9757 7 років тому

    I have that book :] just found your channel, love it.