Ten Things You Should Never Say to a Girl

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  • @sandrahenriksson6257
    @sandrahenriksson6257 8 років тому +4638

    Also, if a girl is cranky to you, there are specifically 7 words that you should NEVER. EVER. Say at that moment to her;
    "Are you on your period or something?"

    • @kishere6001
      @kishere6001 8 років тому +43

      Sandra Henriksson I know what you mean

    • @micfuckingdroppedbish8451
      @micfuckingdroppedbish8451 8 років тому +39

      Sandra Henriksson YEAS OMG

    • @killjoyer
      @killjoyer 8 років тому +98

      I broke up because of that.

    • @gaeulmail
      @gaeulmail 7 років тому +13

      Sandra Henriksson YES

    • @juliag6255
      @juliag6255 7 років тому +115

      Sandra Henriksson " Is it that time of the month. "

  • @yeeyee1817
    @yeeyee1817 6 років тому +3628

    Don’t just assume a girl is on her period when she’s upset or mad just because a girl is mad or upset doesn’t mean she’s on her period

    • @gabm1707
      @gabm1707 6 років тому +82

      Rats of the Universe Unite YES THANK YOUU

    • @Focafoxxi
      @Focafoxxi 6 років тому +9

      Rats of the Universe Unite right

    • @alyssavansoelen3547
      @alyssavansoelen3547 6 років тому +65

      I literally had a boy ask me if I was on my period when I was frustrated about something as if it had any relevance to the situation

    • @mintlover194
      @mintlover194 6 років тому +27

      YEAG period is not the reason of being upset

    • @yeeyee1817
      @yeeyee1817 6 років тому +26

      Alyssa van Soelen that sucks I hate guys like that

  • @foxpup4601
    @foxpup4601 8 років тому +2815

    Never tell a girl, "I never liked you, I pretended to be your friend because I thought you didn't have any." I got told that yesterday I cried a lot

    • @emmaschaefer9953
      @emmaschaefer9953 8 років тому +131

      Something similar happened to me except the guy told me he liked me and four years later he tells me he lied to me because he thought I wouldn't get anyone else. I feel ya😞🙄

    • @foxpup4601
      @foxpup4601 8 років тому +40

      Okay that is creepy my name is Emma too

    • @sydneypierson733
      @sydneypierson733 8 років тому +13

      my best girl friend told that to a guy that liked her.

    • @AJ-fo8bf
      @AJ-fo8bf 8 років тому +13

      ***** yeah, nobody should reject their love, this is why popular people pretend to say "this my best friend", always me and some did go with it

    • @LadyMea
      @LadyMea 8 років тому +13

      i got that. so i worked out, changed my appearance and look who's coming back~

  • @sleuthelle
    @sleuthelle 6 років тому +1568

    “Just suck it up, you’ll be fine.”
    •looks traumatized and shakes head•
    I burst out laughing. 😂😂

  • @xae5341
    @xae5341 6 років тому +6452

    I'm sure also girls are watching this...

  • @ameliadegroot
    @ameliadegroot 10 років тому +3195

    what he said at the end = pure gold

    • @meplusluvbugsX2
      @meplusluvbugsX2 6 років тому +64

      Amelia de Groot
      And his face when he after the cramp one was hilarious

    • @lyc.7007
      @lyc.7007 6 років тому +8

      Lmao true. XD

    • @lilajanick
      @lilajanick 6 років тому +3

      Amelia de Groot I subbed just because of that line

    • @maiqen757
      @maiqen757 6 років тому +1

      1000th like

    • @trash4321
      @trash4321 6 років тому +5

      SOMEONE FINALLY UNDERSTANDS

  • @darkqueenjaydene4581
    @darkqueenjaydene4581 7 років тому +819

    The way he shook his head at the end.
    AND NEVER
    EVER
    TELL A GIRL IT'S JUST HER PERIOD TALKING
    SHE
    WILL
    MURDER YOU
    WITH A SPOON!

  • @fIycorpse
    @fIycorpse 6 років тому +3230

    "Are you on your period?" = *Certain Death*

  • @frandarling8054
    @frandarling8054 9 років тому +447

    "you're so cute when you're mad." I'M ABOUT TO GET ADORABLE!

    • @Sarah-eg6cn
      @Sarah-eg6cn 7 років тому +15

      fran darling, now I'm just imagining that. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @roisss
      @roisss 7 років тому +6

      Lmao xD

    • @jessiesmith8014
      @jessiesmith8014 6 років тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rollercoasterrewind4730
      @rollercoasterrewind4730 6 років тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @-n0-771
      @-n0-771 6 років тому +3

      fran darling hahhhhaahahsha

  • @CupcakeTheNightFury
    @CupcakeTheNightFury 6 років тому +1827

    Also NEVER EVER joke about a girl's period!!
    Scientists have confirmed that period cramps are just as painful as freaking heart attacks
    How would you feel if you got a hear attack and a girl started laughing at you and made lame jokes?

    • @dice5709
      @dice5709 6 років тому +20

      Mermaid4 Lyfe I would probably punch your face if you would try. I know that periods are painful and that it sucks etc. but please stop making such cringy comments.

    • @dice5709
      @dice5709 6 років тому +2

      Mermaid4 Lyfe I would probably aim at your nose first

    • @SpookySparkss
      @SpookySparkss 6 років тому +2

      Cupcake The Night Fury ikr...I just wanted to comment bc Httyd....

    • @faliharishard6525
      @faliharishard6525 6 років тому +21

      Cramps are hell!!!!

    • @squidaker
      @squidaker 6 років тому +12

      Cupcake The Night Fury
      *Agreed.*

  • @maimustafafr
    @maimustafafr 8 років тому +1059

    "..just suck it up. You'll be fine"
    haha..haha..ha
    NO! -_-

    • @IdaSantti
      @IdaSantti 8 років тому +4

      I was going to say the same.

    • @yourfavouritetroller-llama3366
      @yourfavouritetroller-llama3366 8 років тому +6

      May Mustafa I know how you feel, my brothers told me to stop over reacting when MY SISTER told them about my perverted maths teacher! How can they trust my sister? She sugarcoats everything! Eg/ i am just saying that she said her sister is cuter... Me-😶 when in she actually said that i am ugly, just straight up ugly!

    • @warreng675
      @warreng675 8 років тому

      That's what you say to us

    • @Miluiel01
      @Miluiel01 8 років тому +3

      May Mustafa if some boy said that to me, he wouldnt be happy

    • @firetheAlpha
      @firetheAlpha 8 років тому +8

      May Mustafa Make them live threw a period every month he will learn :')

  • @illusion9040
    @illusion9040 6 років тому +1072

    “Are you sure you should be eating that?”
    *Do you want to fight me*

    • @someone-ve6lc
      @someone-ve6lc 6 років тому

      ikr

    • @planetearth9471
      @planetearth9471 6 років тому +1

      Rainbow Sweatshirts yes throw hands i got an A+ in geometry so square up get it

    • @fandomquest90
      @fandomquest90 6 років тому

      Truf, “I eat what I want broda!” 😂

    • @krazykool0725
      @krazykool0725 5 років тому +2

      Ok so I went on a trip once and the dude I liked was there with me. We went to a university and got to eat a buffet. I had like three ice cream cones, two brownies, and like five cookies. I could tell that in his mind he was like “wtf?!?!?!”

    • @v4mpiredlust
      @v4mpiredlust 4 роки тому +2

      *Are you sure you wanna fight me?*

  • @vicky_la_france
    @vicky_la_france 9 років тому +811

    Here's another one: "You're so cute when you're mad."
    UGH. NEVER. EVER. EVER.

    • @catmani2
      @catmani2 9 років тому +10

      Vicky La France But what if its true? The thing with that one is, often times when men say it, the are in the middle of an argument (or being berated by the girl) where they believe the girl is being completely irrational or nitpicky and so they say it simply to get more of a rise out of you. You are playing into their hands by giving them the entertainment of watching you react even more.

    • @delicheese6774
      @delicheese6774 9 років тому +14

      catmani2 That's because when girls argue, they usually are being completely irrational.

    • @catmani2
      @catmani2 9 років тому +15

      Won't argue with that. We just have to lose the fight because the girls will make our lives a living hell if we don't. Doesn't go the other way so they have nothing to lose.

    • @delicheese6774
      @delicheese6774 9 років тому

      catmani2
      No doubt about that :p

    • @gigglingmanically4527
      @gigglingmanically4527 9 років тому

      Vicky La France true dat

  • @misskeisha9609
    @misskeisha9609 7 років тому +420

    I started crying in class because I was getting bad period cramps and my male teacher (after I said why I was upset) said to me "stop being hormonal get over it" if he wasn't a teacher I would have slapped him across the face

    • @fertxpdqicts9664
      @fertxpdqicts9664 6 років тому +11

      Miss Keisha ok, this isn't directed at you, this is a general question I've been having for a while and I'm using your comment as a platform.
      In some European country, I forget the name unfortunately, they implemented a system where girls would get paid sick leave for having bad periods.
      There comes a point for a business where it's no longer good to keep you around for one thing of another. If you're annual period is so bad you can't move or do anything else, then it becomes a problem. Maybe not so much on lower end jobs, but on jobs that require you to do it and if you don't risks your life and the lives around you, it along with you becomes a liability.
      Another question I have is what are they supposed to do? You're in tremendous pain sure, but there is nothing anyone can do about it besides a few pain killers and it's not life threatening. You were in a class, the teacher and other students had other things to do. The only thing I see people really being able to do is treating you like a sick person, but that's only if they don't have other things to do. Would you rather have them ignore you? What are people supposed to do in that situation?

    • @fertxpdqicts9664
      @fertxpdqicts9664 6 років тому +4

      blue dragon a woman's period is set off by hormones.
      Pain is mostly electoral impulses through the nerves.
      But my question still stands, the most I could see him doing is sending her to the office, and since the pain is that bad she'll probably need to be carried. Other than say get over it there's not much the office can do. Maybe some pain pills

    • @bluedragon8762
      @bluedragon8762 6 років тому +30

      Fertx Pdqicts yes pain pills and dont carry her just leave her there. Also her cramps are not hormones. Periods start with hormones yes but when people say "your being hormonal" it usually means "stop exxagerating"
      Here try thinking of it this way
      A dude just kicked tou in the nuts then goes "get up dude stop being dramatic" the same situation applies. You cant do anything when their doubled over in pain and theyre feeling alot of pain.

    • @hannahkrystyn5947
      @hannahkrystyn5947 6 років тому +25

      im so sorry that happened... :( that would've made me start balling. That must have been hard. Guys just don't understand.. They think that we're always exaggerating, when it really does hurt. The best we can do is forgive them and forget about it. I hope you have a lovely day. :)

    • @hannahkrystyn5947
      @hannahkrystyn5947 6 років тому +26

      i would say he could have been sympathetic. He could have excused her from class for a little while. Even just saying, "I'm sorry you're in pain." would have been nice, I'm sure. A lot of times girls just need someone to care. Not to necassarily do anything for them, but just to care. its like if you got stabbed and everyone around you just kept walking along and rolled their eyes at you telling you to suck it up. Its not a very kind thing to tell someone to "suck it up" when they're in pain.

  • @joelle3273
    @joelle3273 6 років тому +579

    I have another one:
    *"Stop making such a big deal about it"*

    • @milk-el8vq
      @milk-el8vq 5 років тому +2

      maybe u shouldn't

    • @khusrunyun7752
      @khusrunyun7752 4 роки тому +1

      DAMN RELATABLE.

    • @SofaPop.
      @SofaPop. 4 роки тому +1

      Hi mom!

    • @70RD
      @70RD 4 роки тому

      Fuck i did this today and i regret it already. Bitch UA-cam.

    • @AmandaAWBY
      @AmandaAWBY 4 роки тому

      Relatable 😂

  • @-cinnamnlikesrolls-4614
    @-cinnamnlikesrolls-4614 4 роки тому +276

    Guy: “Cramps? Suck it up, you’ll be fine.”
    *Legend has it, he was never seen again.*

    • @Ex0dxZzz
      @Ex0dxZzz 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah than his family won the lottery and he came back again with the milk of course

    • @kalicarr4306
      @kalicarr4306 4 роки тому +2

      - Cinnamøn - some say that he was killed by a furious dragon, and the force of the dragons fury was enough to cause huge earthquakes and tsunamis

    • @oliviarettberg7173
      @oliviarettberg7173 2 роки тому +1

      Oh yeah officer he just drove straight off the cliff

  • @RLynnT
    @RLynnT 8 років тому +654

    I love the response to the "cramps" comment.
    O.O..... fear........ so much fear

    • @deliahpittman7661
      @deliahpittman7661 8 років тому +3

      XD yeah

    • @Ixionos
      @Ixionos 8 років тому +13

      He's like "No! Don't go there! Just...don't!"

    • @simona_sigmund1001
      @simona_sigmund1001 8 років тому +2

      I laughed really hard

    • @chevydevy7891
      @chevydevy7891 8 років тому +13

      I don't blame him for being scared.

    • @animenerd6064
      @animenerd6064 8 років тому +12

      My friend asked me if I had cramps when I had a bad stomachs ache at school, no one saw him smile for a month

  • @imgreasy3684
    @imgreasy3684 9 років тому +981

    Here's another one...
    Only two words.
    Ready?
    "Nice mustache."

    • @bongobingo3967
      @bongobingo3967 9 років тому +18

      Hahaha

    • @julianah5841
      @julianah5841 9 років тому +39

      Me and a guy had a thing for each other and he pointed out that I had a "mustache" when I just had some blonde peach fuzz but I swear I was so insecure afterwards

    • @ChainSmashers
      @ChainSmashers 9 років тому +8

      +julianah head Heh, if anyone said that to me I'd just go "Oops, forgot about the milk moustache. Be right back. Then, I wouldn't come back to talk to them. *Wicked grin* Yeah. Making dumb comments about appearance can lose potential friends.

    • @pokran1449
      @pokran1449 9 років тому

      Toph!!! 😆😆😆😆

    • @thatrandomchick5179
      @thatrandomchick5179 9 років тому +2

      I LOVE YOUR PROFFILE. EVERYTHING. PCTURE AND NAME OML ATLA

  • @Em-kg7qn
    @Em-kg7qn 9 років тому +289

    You look tired. The worst thing anyone can tell me. I know i have dark circles and I do everything to make them disappear but they are always there. And then someone will come, a day I feel perfectly fine and happy. " You look tired, are you ok?" Well not anymore!

    • @SunBeast66
      @SunBeast66 9 років тому +5

      aniretakDB007 I have dark circles too, I've had them all my life but they do get worse if I haven't had enough sleep. Which is often, I'm a crap sleeper. So I stopped caring about them a while ago.

    • @idkdude8795
      @idkdude8795 9 років тому +3

      Bro I understand (I'm a girl BTW) but I'm anemic because of my Spina Bifida (go ahead and Google it, basically my backs messed up and I've 32 surgerys to not just my back either) so I have dark marks under my eyes, it sucks, they won't go aawwwaayyy.... That and I MAY stay up a little.. Though I sleep in.. Hmm.

    • @Squishiergnat
      @Squishiergnat 9 років тому +4

      i think dark circles look sick! (in the good way)

    • @Em-kg7qn
      @Em-kg7qn 9 років тому +7

      Juan Pablo Valerio People with dark circles send you their graditude!!

    • @mynamefrank6567
      @mynamefrank6567 7 років тому

      People are worried if im ok, and that makes me mad...

  • @unsweetsweets
    @unsweetsweets 6 років тому +517

    2:56 yeah if you said that.... especially when a girl is having cramps.... whew, get ready to die

    • @russlerivermaster6674
      @russlerivermaster6674 5 років тому +7

      I was younger the first time and had no idea what i was talking about. It was kinda funny but at the same time not

    • @WolfyRed
      @WolfyRed 4 роки тому +2

      🗿
      Understandable

    • @MrWeedCat7070
      @MrWeedCat7070 4 роки тому +1

      I won't say a thing. I ask the date. Try to remember. Settled.
      I leave you alone. But it's a two way road.

  • @GoddoDoggo
    @GoddoDoggo 10 років тому +318

    My parents used to CONSTANTLY use that "you're just hormonal" bullshit on me when I criticized something they were doing and they knew I was right.
    Now whenever they have complaints for me, I tell them it must be their arthritis. >:(

    • @bananian
      @bananian 10 років тому +24

      Lol, that's fucking hilarious. XD

    • @WreathStorm
      @WreathStorm 9 років тому +3

      LOLOLOLOL! That's brilliant!!!

    • @jasonmartin4775
      @jasonmartin4775 9 років тому

      Lol I've had that happen-although to be fair, it was accurate at times.

    • @wealthyblackman6083
      @wealthyblackman6083 9 років тому

      @LloydieLynn You're just hormonal

    • @jasonmartin4775
      @jasonmartin4775 9 років тому +1

      Lynne the Trendy Tetraodontiforme win.

  • @tori4629
    @tori4629 7 років тому +198

    If you ask a girl if she on her period when she’s mad at you, that discourages her. It makes her feel like you don’t think she has an actual reason o be mad, when really, She most likely does. Just Incase any boy was wondering

    • @aprilsprings6848
      @aprilsprings6848 6 років тому +4

      Thankyou

    • @luckiiemm4470
      @luckiiemm4470 6 років тому

      What if she has no reason to be mad

    • @luckiiemm4470
      @luckiiemm4470 6 років тому

      Like actually no reason to get mad at all

    • @Ana-dl7lz
      @Ana-dl7lz 6 років тому

      Except me, I kick the guy in the stomach and say "Understand why I am so mad?"
      Did it once, almost no guy in my school dares to say anything rude to me whenever they see me a little sick

    • @alyssahhannahs9133
      @alyssahhannahs9133 6 років тому

      I don't see how that discourages the girl. Sometimes girls don't have a reason to be mad.

  • @Jansengeorgia
    @Jansengeorgia 9 років тому +574

    FINALLY HOPE IN HUMANITY HAS BEEN RESTORED

  • @cheeseburger783
    @cheeseburger783 4 роки тому +649

    You’ve just saved millions of men’s life’s
    Including mine

  • @juliayunus3518
    @juliayunus3518 8 років тому +302

    is it just me that thinks his hands are soo red?

    • @fishsauce617
      @fishsauce617 8 років тому +3

      thought I was the only one. maybe the lighting.

    • @mariasousa2961
      @mariasousa2961 8 років тому +7

      Nobody thank you. now thats the ONLY things I can think about. there he is, being cute and adorable and all i can see are his weirdly red hands

    • @fieray21
      @fieray21 8 років тому

      +Kobayashi Maru Same xD

    • @orca4991
      @orca4991 6 років тому

      My hands are that red....

    • @acceptyourselfbehappy1443
      @acceptyourselfbehappy1443 6 років тому

      I didnt notice until I read this more than half way into the video lol

  • @jordannancarvis7763
    @jordannancarvis7763 7 років тому +182

    The name should of this videos should be "Top 10 tips to not get killed"

    • @dannysho4693
      @dannysho4693 6 років тому +1

      Jordan Nancarvis that’s true I asked my sister if she was on her period (as a joke cuz I’m a little shit sometimes) because she slapped for eating the last taco... I was slapped many more times after that... with a book.

    • @sadieskt6054
      @sadieskt6054 6 років тому

      yas

    • @alpha_gigol0834
      @alpha_gigol0834 4 роки тому

      Danny her fault, who tf slaps someone for eating the last taco

  • @Hannah-wo4mi
    @Hannah-wo4mi 10 років тому +197

    I was quite ill once at school and a guy kept trying to talk to me when I was trying to work so I eventually snapped and he told me "Whoa, SOMEBODY is on their period" so I looked him straight in the eyes and told him I'd bleed on everything he loved.
    I haven't been bothered again, woop woop.

    • @Buzlter
      @Buzlter 10 років тому +14

      Never EVER talk to a guy about your period. It's the ultimate weapon every women have!

    • @erarebirth
      @erarebirth 10 років тому +19

      Buzlter
      I thought the ultimate weapon was for a girl to start crying... I'm told guys HATE it when girls start crying...

    • @Hannah-wo4mi
      @Hannah-wo4mi 10 років тому +31

      Buzlter If a guy mentions it first then it's not my fault, he mentioned it first (:

    • @Hannah-wo4mi
      @Hannah-wo4mi 10 років тому +9

      ***** I think it depends on the social status of the girl to be honest. If someone who is hated in the class starts crying most guys would probably laugh but I think they'd feel bad but not let it show

    • @Buzlter
      @Buzlter 10 років тому +13

      ***** That is true too, Everyone around will be like ''Dudeeee, you just made her cry'' and then the father, the mother, all the relatives will start hating you.

  • @emmas5724
    @emmas5724 6 років тому +155

    “Um I can see your bra strap”
    OMG??? NO???? ME, A 15 YEAR OLD GIRL WEARS A BRA??? someone call Victoria, her secret’s out!!!

    • @princessnugget5994
      @princessnugget5994 4 роки тому +15

      Exactly. Like, why are y’all so surprised that a female is wearing a bra.

    • @petery6432
      @petery6432 4 роки тому +8

      @@princessnugget5994 It's as he said in "10 things you should never say to a guy": we don't like those kinds of things because it makes us have to acknowledge that we notice it and it makes us feel awkward. It's not that we're surprised by it; it just makes us feel awkward noticing it while the girl seems oblivious.

    • @dream_y1000
      @dream_y1000 3 роки тому

      Like, so what

  • @natex.x1955
    @natex.x1955 7 років тому +222

    Reasons I love Blimey Cow:
    The videos are short, sweet and to the point
    The videos are relatable
    They're really funny

  • @imfromneverland3692
    @imfromneverland3692 8 років тому +146

    actually among all of them I wanna talk about the compliments one... If you dont think a girl is super super pretty but you think shes just cute, then you dont have to lie and constantly tell her shes gorgeous and so on. It's not bc of creepiness like in the video (😂😂) Just say what you think. Also a lot of guys think the easy way to get a girl is by constantly telling her shes beautiful, bc all girls like that right? but in the end it just sounds fake and it looks like you're only interested in the girl bc of her appearence. so if you think a girl's beautiful its obviusly okay to say it, just dont overreact, dont make it as if it is the only thing that matters...

    • @14xx07
      @14xx07 8 років тому +1

      Im from Neverland agreeeeeeee 😄

    • @hyenico
      @hyenico 8 років тому +5

      Im from Neverland I agree, guys should be honest when talking to a girl. Just like how girls are being honest to guys, so much so that if the gf doesn't think her bf is good looking, she will never compliment him. What's worse is because girls are honest, they will also express their feeling on how good looking other guys are . At that time I think the bf would prefer the gf to not say that and at least compliment him instead of destroying his self confidence. Just saying :)

    • @sauge677
      @sauge677 6 років тому

      Im from Neverland And also being honest in the compliments you give :) Complimenting a girl over something that's special and unique to her is much better than complimenting her over her eyes or her hair.

  • @lilpennypump3612
    @lilpennypump3612 7 років тому +160

    "Are you on your period?"
    I started my day off in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you would like me to end yours? 🙃🙃🙃

    • @ithinkflutterawesome6511
      @ithinkflutterawesome6511 6 років тому +5

      Lil’Penny Pump I’m with ya sister!

    • @jonasmcclain2134
      @jonasmcclain2134 6 років тому +2

      man i sure love waking up to realize that half of the world hates my gender and my religion

    • @liata_kiran
      @liata_kiran 6 років тому

      Yes

    • @squidaker
      @squidaker 6 років тому

      Lil’Penny Pump
      *Oh shoot!!!*

    • @squidaker
      @squidaker 6 років тому +4

      Jobro110
      If you're a guy, we don't hate you. We just hate the fact that you can never understand how much it sucks.

  • @thatssofandom
    @thatssofandom 4 роки тому +198

    All I noticed was how red his hands were

    • @banana_supremacy
      @banana_supremacy 4 роки тому +7

      Well thanks now I can't stop thinking about it 😂

    • @victoriaeastland545
      @victoriaeastland545 4 роки тому

      Anna Luksha on non only know the same n non n n n on kook n non operating job keep n

    • @centipedicmonster5084
      @centipedicmonster5084 4 роки тому

      Thanks a lot

    • @thegamingkids_234
      @thegamingkids_234 4 роки тому +5

      Whoever's reading this remember God loves you so much!

    • @francesco6107
      @francesco6107 4 роки тому +5

      @@thegamingkids_234 that statement is kinda wrong, and if you are a true christian, you shouldn't be telling unbelievers that.
      First of all if they are unbelievers, they are in rebellion to God, and the Bible tells us that they are under God's wrath, not His direct love. In fact it says that unbelievers are not His children, they are children of the devil.
      Second of all what use is it to tell unbelievers God loves them (if that was true) and you don't share the gospel with them?
      This is the gospel and everyone please read it: your eternal life depends on it:
      Many are clearly so confused also about the gospel, so let me help you as well as God permits me to:
      if i asked you the question: "how do you get to heaven?" Would you answer me that being a good person can earn you the happines of God and you will enter heaven? The Bible states that no one is good: we have all sinned and fallen short of the glory of God, you have very probably at least once in your life lied, or stolen something even if it was small, probably you have often used God's name in vain (as in omg) which is called blasphemy, you have for sure had sexual thoughts about someone, so to sum it all up: you would be a lying, thieving blasphemus adulteror at heart, which is only 4 of the 10 commandments and you probably have broken them all. And for this we deserve hell! One single sin is enough to send you to hell. And by doing good deeds, like loving everyone helping people ecc... we can not possibly cancel our previous sins and gain the favour of God. The only way we can get to heaven is through the Lord Jesus! I will explain that better: God has His Holy and just wrath prepared to fall upon all sinners, and we completely deserve that, but in God's infinite mercy He sent his only begotten Son to live a perfect life on this earth (something we could not possibly do ourselves) and to finally die on the cross bearing our sins and taking upon Himself the wrath of God that was supposed to be for us! True conversion is realizing that we are completely lost and putting our whole trust in the Lord Jesus and we will be cleansed by His blood, because He already bore our sins! In this way The Father will see us as pure through Jesus! As proof of our salvation we will automatically start hating the sin we once were slaves to and we will love God and His commandements! This doesn't mean that we won't be tempted by our past sins but if we get overcomed by temptation we will still hate the sin that we fall into. That is the gospel! And that is the only way you get to heaven and a few understand it. Ephesians 2:8-9 For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God not by works, so that no one can boast

  • @rosestar1324
    @rosestar1324 6 років тому +106

    I freaking hate it when my boyfriend says "my ex used to say that too." Like sometimes, I say some really deep romantic things to him that I was wondering if I should wait to say because I didn't want to weird him out. And then I tell him and he says "that's what my ex used to say."

    • @haileyfontana4722
      @haileyfontana4722 6 років тому +4

      On na

    • @darkmaster9936
      @darkmaster9936 6 років тому +3

      Do you mention your ex too. Only a guy would bring up an ex if their other partner did the same.

    • @ritzar3660
      @ritzar3660 6 років тому +5

      rosestar1324 please break up with him.

    • @lucygrace8755
      @lucygrace8755 6 років тому +3

      DUMP HIM, YOU DESERVE BETTER

    • @lorelei1411
      @lorelei1411 5 років тому

      @@darkmaster9936 Well, someone has to do it first. Plus, I'm not entirely sure that's how it works all the time.

  • @kiwidejong6900
    @kiwidejong6900 7 років тому +89

    FINALLY A GUY WHO UNDERSTANDS GOD
    JUST TREAT EVERYONE WITH RESPECT

    • @opinionatedarsehole6495
      @opinionatedarsehole6495 6 років тому

      Zaïra Boschman it's men who need to be treated better in today's society in the western world

    • @chunche1802
      @chunche1802 6 років тому +2

      Rwandian Productions lol. We need to be treated equally duh

    • @opinionatedarsehole6495
      @opinionatedarsehole6495 6 років тому

      Chunche no obviously, sorry, my fault, I meant men are descriminated against more than women in the western world

    • @chunche1802
      @chunche1802 6 років тому

      Rwandian Productions Mhh I think it depends on the situation. Honestly, nowadays everybody gets treated like shit (΄◉◞౪◟◉`)

    • @opinionatedarsehole6495
      @opinionatedarsehole6495 6 років тому

      Chunche yeah. But I can't think of one priviledge men have that women don't. You are right though

  • @fleur5145
    @fleur5145 7 років тому +89

    His response to the cramps one. It is true. Never. Ever. Say. That. You will die.

    • @gaylittlekitty
      @gaylittlekitty 6 років тому

      Agreed
      Also your profile picture and your username don't really compliment each other. Slytherin house but Raven? Lol

    • @maggie_sophia
      @maggie_sophia 6 років тому +1

      ᎥᏒᎥsᎠᎬsᏟᎬᏁᏆ ᏟᏞᎾuᎠs 泣 雨 I was going to say that but then you did so thank you

  • @rayfitzsimons4201
    @rayfitzsimons4201 6 років тому +826

    Where can I find a guy like this????

    • @AbdullahRady
      @AbdullahRady 6 років тому +26

      duh whatever in a parellel universe?!

    • @rayfitzsimons4201
      @rayfitzsimons4201 6 років тому +7

      A. D. yeah for real! 😂

    • @ashhinman1919
      @ashhinman1919 6 років тому +3

      gracie vibes you did with this video.

    • @ardsherk8412
      @ardsherk8412 6 років тому +57

      There are many like this but you're gonna friendzone them anyways

    • @jasminel9815
      @jasminel9815 5 років тому +3

      Nowhere...absolutely nowhere

  • @aaaa-eg5xf
    @aaaa-eg5xf 6 років тому +723

    Dis boi enthusiastic AF

    • @ikrandahir5159
      @ikrandahir5159 6 років тому +1

      yum yum chicken bitch I'm girl I don't give fuck

    • @aaaa-eg5xf
      @aaaa-eg5xf 6 років тому +7

      Ikran Dahir wtf are you like 9 or something?😂😂😂 I'm sorry I can't take you seriously 😂😂

    • @ikrandahir5159
      @ikrandahir5159 6 років тому

      yum yum chicken no but u be looking flash ass Mary boy

    • @ikrandahir5159
      @ikrandahir5159 6 років тому

      yum yum chicken ya because u can't life seriously

    • @aaaa-eg5xf
      @aaaa-eg5xf 6 років тому +7

      Ikran Dahir IM SORRY I CANT YOU'RE JUST SO FUNNY TO ME😂😂😂

  • @camicalp4007
    @camicalp4007 6 років тому +75

    I thought I was gonna disagree cause I don't like thinking that's certain things can only be ok for a certain genders, but I like the message this guy is giving
    If you are treated a certain way you don't like, don't do it to others
    Get in their shoes before doing things, see how it plays out in the scenario in which you are involved
    And yeah, girls wanna be treated with as much respect as men
    I wish I were treated as a person and known for my personality before someone seeing me and going "that's a girl" and forever assuming things about me and treating me a certain way simply and solely because of my identity

  • @squashbanana3894
    @squashbanana3894 8 років тому +178

    this guy told me today to "suck it up" and I tried SO hard not to kill him. YOU WILL NEVER DEEL THE PAIN OF A WOMAN

    • @deets1250
      @deets1250 8 років тому +3

      it's so painful that he will not be able to *deel* (with) it 😂

    • @sleepysleeps6950
      @sleepysleeps6950 8 років тому +1

      We can use pregnancy or period simulator

    • @hahalol3697
      @hahalol3697 8 років тому +2

      Rogab Lelouch Or get kicked in the testicles, it actually hurts a lot more based on studies.

    • @kuroyuki6254
      @kuroyuki6254 8 років тому +2

      +Rogab Lelouch except you don't use it every month for 5 days straight

    • @sleepysleeps6950
      @sleepysleeps6950 8 років тому

      Kuro Yuki I could if I want to

  • @gumballisthiccfan9710
    @gumballisthiccfan9710 4 роки тому +32

    Period cramps are literally the worst feeling ever. Im always afraid of people noticing when happens.

  • @SN-sw5dt
    @SN-sw5dt 9 років тому +82

    Do not mention ANY THING about periods to a girl. EVER. Just trust me on this.

    • @jesswollf
      @jesswollf 9 років тому +3

      Nah, just let us girls choose when to talk about it.

    • @MissJazzmineS
      @MissJazzmineS 9 років тому +1

      Yeah, as a girl, I advise you to trust this guy lol

    • @colbybrasher9300
      @colbybrasher9300 8 років тому

      +Signe grønland No, but write it down on your calendar so you know when to get the snickers bars.

    • @dhuqhdbehwush7621
      @dhuqhdbehwush7621 8 років тому +1

      That's only if you're in like the 7th grade. High school girls openly talk about periods.

  • @t0xicr1ot
    @t0xicr1ot 8 років тому +131

    if you tell ME TO SUCK IT UP youll be dead

  • @jazzledazzle97
    @jazzledazzle97 8 років тому +553

    The last one made me laugh so hard because of his facial expression. X"D I'm one of the few girls who is blessed with no cramps whatsoever. :3

    • @marzzylynn587
      @marzzylynn587 8 років тому +4

      not fair...lol

    • @fieray21
      @fieray21 8 років тому +13

      Seriously????? I envy you x1000000... I once had cramps so bad that I felt like I couldn't stand, but I was out and about, waiting for my friend's parents to pick me up...

    • @jazzledazzle97
      @jazzledazzle97 8 років тому +6

      Well, lemme rephrase. I've had cramps MAYBE once or twice, but even then they were very bearable. As long as I'm eating well, and drinking enough water, I just don't get cramps, and periods are simply a nuisance.

    • @d0rkasaurus_
      @d0rkasaurus_ 8 років тому +13

      You're so lucky. I get THE worst cramps on the first two days. I constantly have to take ibuprofen every 5 hours, and if I miss one, it's like a claymore through the stomach I tell you.
      . . . Actually, it's worse.

    • @purplefire2834
      @purplefire2834 8 років тому +17

      I don't really get cramps either. I get some minor ones usually every period, but they're all easily bearable without (I think) any expressions of pain or pain reliever. I do agree. The biggest worry about periods is bleeding through and having to change your pad/tampon/etc.

  • @kyranell8479
    @kyranell8479 5 років тому +51

    And also "You're just like your mother." never say that

    • @MrWeedCat7070
      @MrWeedCat7070 4 роки тому +2

      They are usually like the guy's mother. We marry our mothers and they their fathers.
      Reason for divorce 100

    • @Aditi001
      @Aditi001 4 роки тому

      Why it makes me proud usually

  • @lavenderleahy
    @lavenderleahy 9 років тому +175

    My favorite moment in all of Blimey Cow history is still Jordan's face after "suck it up, you'll be fine."

  • @SophieSaysBeYouTiful
    @SophieSaysBeYouTiful 10 років тому +56

    This is fucking gold.
    For those guys who are still like... "Cramps aren't anything"
    Cramps are caused by the muscles in our uterus spasming in order to cut off the blood flow to the uterus. Our uterus is basically trying to kill itself which is why your abdomen feels like death.

  • @channel-hm5gv
    @channel-hm5gv 9 років тому +126

    EXCUSE ME!!!, CRAMPS ARE COMPLETE HELL, all guys u better stay away from me!!!

    • @theas6522
      @theas6522 9 років тому +3

      +LPS Purpleicious IKR

    • @emalynegrace9929
      @emalynegrace9929 8 років тому

      AMEN!

    • @thespash7391
      @thespash7391 8 років тому

      I will never judge a woman based on how her looks or acts like because most of it isn't her fault

    • @jameschebahtah
      @jameschebahtah 8 років тому

      +craychris303 most of it is there fault. Sounds terrible but it's true. Only they are responsible for their actions, not their periods

    • @theas6522
      @theas6522 8 років тому

      Doggo Does A UA-cam That is basically saying it's a human beings fault for growing taller when it's actually hormones.

  • @ahvhv
    @ahvhv 4 роки тому +61

    What you should *NEVER* ask a girl:
    *Her age*

    • @kaczuch3067
      @kaczuch3067 4 роки тому +12

      "How could I know shes 12?!"

    • @draco.3064
      @draco.3064 4 роки тому +15

      *Ladies and gentleman, we got him*

    • @SuperLegend1962
      @SuperLegend1962 4 роки тому +2

      What if she is illegal and the man doesn't know?? He will still be in a bad situation :/

    • @wakewind4129
      @wakewind4129 4 роки тому +4

      “Yes, this comment right here Mr. FBI man.”

    • @rubygreen1249
      @rubygreen1249 4 роки тому +3

      That is like the first thing you should do actually...

  • @jewelspivey8507
    @jewelspivey8507 7 років тому +73

    "Cramps? Oh yeah, I get those too sometimes. Just suck it up. You'll be fine." 😂😂😂 Do you want to die? Do you really want those to be your last words? I remember one time one of my guy friends was saying something about cramps and I'd said "oh my god those are the worst thing ever." And he replied "oh they're not that bad. Suck it up." And as soon as he saw my reaction he ran as far away from me as possible because I thought he was gonna die. I also remember once a guy in my class said that periods can't be that bad and me and a friend of mine just looked at each other as if saying "should we kill him now or wait till there are less witnesses?"

    • @rainbowocean5075
      @rainbowocean5075 6 років тому +5

      Bookwormry yep knock them deadXD I just realized something the thing about periods it is the most universal thing girls can agree on and understand the pain and make sure that each are prepared with the chocolate, the pads and stuff, and pain pills...I hate puberty...;-;

    • @opinionatedarsehole6495
      @opinionatedarsehole6495 6 років тому

      Jewel Spivey if half the population survive it it isn't that bad, might be an inconvenient pain but not Extremly bad like you make it out to be

    • @annikamartin8599
      @annikamartin8599 6 років тому +5

      Yes, we do survive. But it IS extremely bad. Some days you simply lay there (wearing a heating pad and after taking advil of course), not being able to move, hoping you won't puke. It's a little more than an 'inconvenient pain'.

    • @aprilsprings6848
      @aprilsprings6848 6 років тому +2

      It’s really bad, I keep emergency chocolate and tampoons in my bag 5 days before I expect it to start, I skip school sometimes

    • @cheesebu37
      @cheesebu37 6 років тому +2

      Just say the same thing about them getting kicked in the balls. Whenever they do get kicked just say"oh just suck it up"

  • @hayleemitchell4386
    @hayleemitchell4386 9 років тому +60

    It is actually amazing to look through the comments and see how many guys are upset about this, or think that saying some of these things are okay. Fine, be a douchebag if you want, I am sure you will be fine when she packs up her shit and leaves. After all, you have a right hand for a reason.

    • @ChainSmashers
      @ChainSmashers 9 років тому +2

      +Ben Eaton Huh? That's the title of this video. But yeah, feminism sucks. However, getting ticked off at a jerk's comments doesn't a feminist make.

  • @wolfandsoda
    @wolfandsoda 9 років тому +176

    One thing you should NEVER ask a girl is, "Are you on your period?" Trust me.

    • @wolfandsoda
      @wolfandsoda 9 років тому +3

      *****
      Yeah, I usually am too, but when say, my dog dies and I'm crying all day, I tend to not appreciate it when my classmate asks "Why are you crying? Is it because you're on your period?" Jerk! XD

    • @wolfandsoda
      @wolfandsoda 9 років тому +1

      *****
      Oh, I mean, that's not really true, that was just an example. But your right, it would be sad.

    • @Dane_Youssef
      @Dane_Youssef 9 років тому

      Yeah, you don't really have to work so hard to convince anybody on that one....

    • @p.z.arnott2329
      @p.z.arnott2329 9 років тому

      wolfandsoda Who the fuck says to a woman?

    • @wolfandsoda
      @wolfandsoda 9 років тому +1

      P.Z. Arnott
      Tacky highschool boys, mostly.

  • @electrobandit1162
    @electrobandit1162 4 роки тому +108

    2013:
    Ten things you should
    never say to a girl
    2020:
    Ten girls you should
    never say to a thing

    • @Beforestudios
      @Beforestudios 4 роки тому +2

      Ikr do true and stupid

    • @abby-xw1yr
      @abby-xw1yr 4 роки тому

      2020: acceptance has expanded and things are becoming more gender neutral to respect more people. With the exception of people like you.

  • @brosachiackerman6332
    @brosachiackerman6332 8 років тому +94

    *Kisses cheek*
    ...JUST LIKE MY EX!
    I died at that part XD

    • @ping6471
      @ping6471 6 років тому

      Dreamy Owl - im also late 😑

  • @TattedTrad.
    @TattedTrad. 9 років тому +51

    a guy once told me, " it's just your perspective of things, not reality"
    after I was done pouring out my frustration about how this one girl treated me,,,,needless to say...we aren't a thing anymore xD

    • @SofianaRiana
      @SofianaRiana 8 років тому +1

      +DetectiveCompanion I gotta say the comment above me is right

    • @rainbowocean5075
      @rainbowocean5075 6 років тому

      Wow...well bye bye to your ex guyXD you don't deserve to be treated like that by that girl

  • @breeze5926
    @breeze5926 8 років тому +230

    Cramps for women is the equivalent of men getting kicked in the crotch once a day for 5 days each month. So, never say just deal with it... It is your own fault if you get smacked.

    • @jasminenguyen5736
      @jasminenguyen5736 8 років тому

      Breezie Newcomb yasssssss

    • @someliker
      @someliker 8 років тому +3

      well you can't really say equivalent though :l if you get kicked in the nuts it hurts so much that you won't be able to walk anymore x) trust me i'm speaking from experience lol

    • @breeze5926
      @breeze5926 8 років тому +4

      someliker When I get cramps it sometimes hurts so much I cry. And pain killers take like a full half hour to kick in.

    • @Enterurn4me
      @Enterurn4me 8 років тому +3

      +someliker I speak from experience too, I had a cramp so bad early in the morning when I woke up, I was rolling all over the bed, unable to walk to the toilet, it.felt.like.death lol it felt like my belly was ripping itself apart gosh

    • @breeze5926
      @breeze5926 8 років тому +3

      Enterurn4me SAME. Once i was on a long road trip and they had road work being done, so we were driving on a dirt road for hours. The bouncing around just made the cramps worse, and I started crying because of how painful they were and I didn't have any pain killers. There are days I just hate being female.

  • @Mothermetalhead
    @Mothermetalhead 6 років тому +392

    Let's not forget "you don't need makeup. You look better without it"
    Funny dude I wasn't wearing it for you to begin with😂 not all women wear makeup to feel better about themselves

    • @John-lf3xf
      @John-lf3xf 6 років тому +21

      Casey Garrison I call bullshit on this one

    • @John-lf3xf
      @John-lf3xf 6 років тому +6

      Casey Garrison but regardless, I wouldn't say that

    • @sittingturtleduck
      @sittingturtleduck 6 років тому +21

      @john uhhh nope. ill be alone all day and still put makeup on because i like it. have a nice day!

    • @John-lf3xf
      @John-lf3xf 6 років тому +5

      lostcountofmyfandoms cool so whats your point?

    • @Mothermetalhead
      @Mothermetalhead 6 років тому +19

      Hey now. Let's not become trolls. I personally see makeup as a chance for me to basically paint. My face is a blank canvas every single day and I love creating new looks. I can't afford actual paints and canvass so I work with what I have. Most days you won't even see me with it on though. As a parent to a toddler I can't always be bothered with makeup. My time belongs to my child. We all have our reasons. This just happens to be mine.

  • @CinnamonToast
    @CinnamonToast 8 років тому +52

    when you said "when's the due date" my immediate thought was like "when is this paper for school due" and wow is this what my life has come to-

    • @MissMatched
      @MissMatched 8 років тому +4

      Cinnamon Toast that's what I though it meant at first too :p

  • @luciatrever3634
    @luciatrever3634 8 років тому +84

    never ask a girl about her period ,

    • @nevadaalan9590
      @nevadaalan9590 6 років тому +1

      NEVER!!!! Just don't do it

    • @ILoveJesusMySavior
      @ILoveJesusMySavior 6 років тому +2

      Definitely not if it's a mood-related reason. If I suddenly double over in pain though, I think I'd be okay if a guy asked then. You know, to troubleshoot. If I say yes, he should bring on the pampering. If I say no, he should take care of me by helping me figure out what's wrong. Bottom line: ask if we are physically unwell, but never if we express a less than zippy emotion.

    • @mazzie8073
      @mazzie8073 6 років тому

      lucia trever be safe and don't

  • @ashleyrichards6736
    @ashleyrichards6736 8 років тому +760

    You're ovary-acting

    • @fieray21
      @fieray21 8 років тому +12

      ...

    • @HandSanitizerAttack
      @HandSanitizerAttack 8 років тому +42

      That... actually made me chuckle. Congrats.

    • @liana-a8635
      @liana-a8635 8 років тому +15

      Ashley J
      .........m'lright, I'll hand it to you that was smart

    • @juliag6255
      @juliag6255 7 років тому +3

      Ashley J STAWP

    • @graceheiner719
      @graceheiner719 7 років тому +5

      ahahahaha.....i see what you did there

  • @waves0905
    @waves0905 6 років тому +43

    Some cramps hurt just like appendicitis, i know a few girls whom their appendix ruptured bc they tought it was just their average monthly cramps.
    If your appendix ever ruptured, well that's how much it hurts

  • @isabelacassidy1422
    @isabelacassidy1422 10 років тому +116

    His face in the last one xDD I'M DYING

  • @alicefromthesquad6082
    @alicefromthesquad6082 8 років тому +78

    Once I had cramps so bad in school I could barely move then a friend whose a boy said to me " are u ok" and I was like " does it look like it , I've got bloody cramps" and he had the nerve to to tell me id be fine lucky for him I couldn't even stand up straight

    • @jabuticaba9383
      @jabuticaba9383 6 років тому +5

      #alice from the squad
      I mean, he wasn't wrong. You ain't dead yet are ya?

    • @ILoveJesusMySavior
      @ILoveJesusMySavior 6 років тому +1

      A little empathy goes a long way.

    • @opinionatedarsehole6495
      @opinionatedarsehole6495 6 років тому

      idk who I am no, she snapped at him before that, understand kiddo?

    • @annikamartin8599
      @annikamartin8599 6 років тому

      No, no, no. It's more about saying that "You'll be fine." Uh, you've never experienced this! So close your mouth!

    • @opinionatedarsehole6495
      @opinionatedarsehole6495 6 років тому

      Annika Martin yes you will be fine, you've probably done it before, and 50% of the population has done it, and people have experienced way worse, your not going to fucking die. Remember that

  • @rebeccatandy9786
    @rebeccatandy9786 7 років тому +51

    5 signs guys should stop talking
    1.whatever - used in an argument. This does not mean the girl gives up, it means you better shut up and accept that she's right.
    2. Go ahead- this is not an invitation, do not engage
    3. are you sure about that? - no, no you are not, you're going to walk away.
    4. shut up and go away- like whatever, used in an argument. this does not mean she gives up, it means you're annoying her since she believes she's right. if you continue to engage, she will most likely punch you.
    5. the glare- it is not funny, it is not cute, if she glares at you, don't laugh or mock her, apologise quickly and give her space.
    Extra - never tell a girl 'I know you're on your period but don't be a b*tch'.- no. this is incorrect, if she is being one it is probably something that has happened and may seem insignificant to anyone other than herself. A girl can be upset or emotional without being on her period.

    • @elizaann0094
      @elizaann0094 6 років тому +1

      XxX Guilty King XxX why exactly i foun this list funny and accurate

    • @senbebe3320
      @senbebe3320 6 років тому +2

      XxX Guilty King XxX stop being a mean pickle

    • @stella7750
      @stella7750 6 років тому

      Rebecca Tandy LMFAO 😂😂

    • @stella7750
      @stella7750 6 років тому +1

      XxX Guilty King XxX Okay So When You Say "Dumb Bitches" Do You Talk About Yourself?

    • @chatboxx-textstories-8023
      @chatboxx-textstories-8023 6 років тому +1

      Rebecca Tandy Uhm, the extra wasn't really a good one. Just as girls can call guys "dicks" and "douchebags", guys can have eligibility to call girl "bitches", and I don't understand why only guys aren't allowed to call girls that when girls call guys rude stuff all the time. Some of the list is smart like,"whatever" but the one saying "go on" is not good either, because it can be taken multiple ways and have multiple meanings to it.

  • @ace_artist8367
    @ace_artist8367 6 років тому +78

    I thought this was going to be a bit sexist but, as a girl, this is actually true.....

    • @MrWeedCat7070
      @MrWeedCat7070 4 роки тому +4

      Everyone assumes sexism. U right. But what if it were from the guy's side? The answer. Never. We couldn't care less about male stereotypes .

    • @genev37
      @genev37 4 роки тому +2

      I'm Ace too :D

    • @TertiaryQuota
      @TertiaryQuota 4 роки тому

      @@MrWeedCat7070 ...but why?

    • @redpanda6497
      @redpanda6497 4 роки тому +2

      @@TertiaryQuota The commenter's name was Ace-Artist with a heart on the asexual simbols.

    • @MrWeedCat7070
      @MrWeedCat7070 4 роки тому

      @@TertiaryQuota Because we're not conditioned to.

  • @berenicecarbajal2879
    @berenicecarbajal2879 8 років тому +79

    my ex said all this to me, im glad we broke up

    • @jersonatilo9190
      @jersonatilo9190 7 років тому +3

      Just like my ex!!!

    • @marianna3443
      @marianna3443 6 років тому +1

      Samantha Carbaja why did you get with them in the first place?

  • @sandrahenriksson6257
    @sandrahenriksson6257 9 років тому +79

    1:10 oh my god the blonde girl looks a bit like luna lovegood (from harry potter)

  • @horseshoe344
    @horseshoe344 9 років тому +123

    Here's another tip:
    DO NOT MAKE FUN OF OUR HEIGHT!
    I have a few friends who'll crack a joke, but they accept their punishment of me hitting them :P
    (not hard)

    • @lucydaniel2699
      @lucydaniel2699 9 років тому +2

      Haha I'm 14 and 4"10 this is literally me

    • @horseshoe344
      @horseshoe344 9 років тому +1

      Lucy Daniel Lol, I'm only an inch taller and slightly older.
      My bf is 5'11 hahaha XD

    • @shaethobe3511
      @shaethobe3511 9 років тому +2

      i would rather be short than tall because im really tall for my age im 10 and 5'2"

    • @simsloverproductions5225
      @simsloverproductions5225 9 років тому +1

      +ShaeXxXBae XOXO I promise you that when you're older, you'll be glad that you're tall. I'm 14 and 5'1. It sucks

    • @KayPlaysStuff
      @KayPlaysStuff 8 років тому +2

      +Sims Lover Productions I'm 15 and 4'11 ;-;

  • @spider_sky6215
    @spider_sky6215 4 роки тому +33

    Omg I thought this said “Ten things you should never say to Siri” and I went to say to Siri: “So, when’s the due date?” 😂

  • @avoidontheinternet9623
    @avoidontheinternet9623 6 років тому +51

    Another one to add.
    If the girl is acting down or crying over seemingly nothing, don’t say “Stop being so dramatic” or the ever so common “Stop crying, you’re fine!”. You don’t know what she’s going through. This is coming from someone with anxiety and depression.
    You have no idea how much I get that and how much I try to bottle things up after that.

    • @zacvee7255
      @zacvee7255 6 років тому +4

      I would usually encourage her to cry.

    • @avoidontheinternet9623
      @avoidontheinternet9623 6 років тому +2

      Zachary Villard Let it all out

    • @veritywilcox9960
      @veritywilcox9960 6 років тому +2

      Ikr. I don't exactly have anxiety. I have specific social anxiety disorder. When people ask me, I'm honest and open. I speak about it. I hate it when they don't believe me. It's enough to make me tremble, SSA. Never assume how somebody feels.

    • @jasonmartin4775
      @jasonmartin4775 5 років тому +2

      @@veritywilcox9960 Then MAKE THEM.

    • @thewinner4319
      @thewinner4319 4 роки тому

      @@zacvee7255 XD

  • @dashcat8458
    @dashcat8458 8 років тому +37

    The last one. If you say that to a girl, your asking for a trip to the ER.

    • @ThatCringeCalledIggleboz
      @ThatCringeCalledIggleboz 6 років тому

      ER?

    • @juhppug3873
      @juhppug3873 6 років тому

      ThatCringeCalledIggleboz Emergency something i guess

    • @elianaben300
      @elianaben300 6 років тому

      ThatCringeCalledIggleboz emergency room

    • @daisykatie1992
      @daisykatie1992 6 років тому +1

      I got my appendix out and I almost went to the ER to late because I had thought that the pain was just cramps.

    • @juhppug3873
      @juhppug3873 6 років тому

      daisykatie 17 What? Can you explain more

  • @2thatonegirl16
    @2thatonegirl16 10 років тому +36

    this is pretty funny. but you left out: "hey baby, you should smile more" and "don't be so stuck up" and "you're not like other girls" and the old time classic "get back in the kitchen"
    but seriously, the last one was hilarious.

    • @KirstenNoe
      @KirstenNoe 9 років тому +5

      ikr. the "you're not like other girls." statement is really dumb. I've replied to guys I've dated who've said this to me with "I know. I'm better, that's why you're with me." haha they usually get annoyed with my sarcasm when I say this which I find strange...Lol...

    • @jasonmartin4775
      @jasonmartin4775 9 років тому +1

      Kirsten Noe Dude yeah-plus there a host of comments that he left out-and also that saracasm thing- you get my upvote on that one.

  • @queky3434
    @queky3434 6 років тому +37

    Literally the worst thing when I'm on my period and one of my closest guy friends says "Oh cramps? I get those all the time, you'll be fine." I'm just like "Are you fokin stupid"

  • @azoj777
    @azoj777 10 років тому +52

    Yeah, you mention our periods and you're done.

  • @Angeilque
    @Angeilque 6 років тому +141

    Can I just ask, am I the only one who noticed how red his hands were compared to his body or????

  • @Moonlightgem55
    @Moonlightgem55 8 років тому +74

    XD the last one tho, yea my pain gets so bad I throw up, I would like to see a guy go through that

    • @sophiamartin769
      @sophiamartin769 8 років тому +4

      Moon Light i had a friend whose appendix ruptured, and she didnt notice as she just thought it was period cramps

    • @Moonlightgem55
      @Moonlightgem55 8 років тому +6

      sophia martin oh my gosh, that's intense

    • @samantha521
      @samantha521 8 років тому +2

      Moon Light same😭

    • @fieray21
      @fieray21 8 років тому +3

      +sophia martin Oh my days I'm scared now ;-;

    • @bignoisefromwinnetka
      @bignoisefromwinnetka 7 років тому +2

      Kezia K04C we'll prey for you

  • @amywarren4309
    @amywarren4309 6 років тому +69

    I thought this was common sense 😂

    • @WolfyRed
      @WolfyRed 4 роки тому +1

      No not really

    • @sagemyers7684
      @sagemyers7684 4 роки тому

      I agree
      P.S. love your profile pic, Amy

  • @myah528
    @myah528 7 років тому +23

    Guys, listen up: Cramps. Freaking. Hurt. Like, a lot. At least try to be sympathetic, and don't just blow it off. We may be in pain, but we are still able to punch you.

    • @Lyserith871
      @Lyserith871 6 років тому

      GravityFallsGossiper haha now thats true i got a few this week and my sister said stop being a princess and get over it so i poked her deeply in the stomach and she said it felt like a bullet and it hurt .

  • @kassidyhaddock1024
    @kassidyhaddock1024 9 років тому +36

    This is actually really true. And so is the guys version of this.

  • @wlfshertz4362
    @wlfshertz4362 9 років тому +343

    Lmao one time my best friend asked me what my weight is, and I almost slapped him. Like hey, I know that we talk about all kind of bullshit, and make all kinds of sex jokes with each other, but if you dare ask me that question, you'll DIE!

    • @tori4629
      @tori4629 7 років тому +5

      Sara Huang idgaf about my weight, I’m 123 lbs and I’m proud, and idc Who is asking, I’ll tell them with no shame

    • @fayes2201
      @fayes2201 7 років тому +7

      Sara Huang why tho

    • @catblimp7894
      @catblimp7894 6 років тому +1

      If he's short ask him his exact height.
      If he's weird give him a slip of paper with the local mental hospital's address on it.😂😂😂 Karma hurts don't it?

    • @xkaire9
      @xkaire9 6 років тому

      Sara Huang E D G Y

    • @Redtortise-vf9xu
      @Redtortise-vf9xu 6 років тому +1

      Sara Huang what is your weight

  • @Thz_Gaming
    @Thz_Gaming 4 роки тому +47

    The only girl I talk to is my mom.

    • @lemonii533
      @lemonii533 4 роки тому +1

      You can talk to me :>

    • @harkuaa
      @harkuaa 4 роки тому

      Yumi_유미 *cough* me too please lmfao

    • @Thz_Gaming
      @Thz_Gaming 4 роки тому

      @@lemonii533 where can we talk?

    • @gachalily6247
      @gachalily6247 4 роки тому

      寂しい we can talk too :D

    • @Thz_Gaming
      @Thz_Gaming 4 роки тому

      @@gachalily6247 sure

  • @BubblyBunny17
    @BubblyBunny17 10 років тому +19

    My lord I guess it actually went through his ear and stayed there, thank you, seriously thank you. See girls not all boys are the same, you've opened up my eyes.

  • @crazygum123
    @crazygum123 10 років тому +114

    I mean no offence to men or woman, but one time, my friend and her boyfriend were arguing, and I overheard them talking, and it went like this: "Well, you have NO idea what a period feels like and how much pain it is for us females!" and he swiftly replied with: "I sit on my ball-sack alot"
    I laughed so hard I cried. What does that feel like?

    • @DiscountWig
      @DiscountWig 10 років тому +27

      To sum it up, your uterus is literally killing itself and going through the first hormones that are a part of labor. It also sheds all the dead tissue, having you and your underwear covered in blood and other fluids. So pretty much it's like your vagina wanting a baby, not getting it, then shredding it into nothingness

    • @MaddieN
      @MaddieN 10 років тому +13

      You become anemic for a few days. So, your blood is low, which means you always feel like crap, and get cramps which make you incredibly grumpy. So, you're in a bad mood and take it out on others because that's what being grumpy is. Then, they just make fun of you and tease you for being this way. I understand sitting on it hurts a lot, but we have to tolerate a week of feeling like we are about to collapse and throw up at the same time. Not even getting into having to take care of yourself... Augh. It's awful.

    • @aftermidnight5819
      @aftermidnight5819 10 років тому +10

      It's like a someone's launching 50 RPGs (rocket launchers) in your uterus at the same time, and it sometimes goes on for hours without the pain getting any better. And also, like a cat is trying to claw its way out of your uterus at the same time. Add constantly being warmer than usual, feeling like you're going to throw up, not sleeping well for several days in a row and everyone suddenly becoming huge assholes. That about sums it up. Writhing in pain and crying is not uncommon. Well, this is what its like for me anyway, I hope its better for others.

    • @crazygum123
      @crazygum123 10 років тому +16

      Guess, I know what a period feels like, I mean't the balls xD

    • @DiscountWig
      @DiscountWig 10 років тому +23

      Some men say balls of steel, while really it's balls of playdoh

  • @IVismarried1974
    @IVismarried1974 8 років тому +26

    skatebord dude is AWESOME
    totally ship him and her

    • @ethanieldude1
      @ethanieldude1 6 років тому +2

      He is pretty awesome.
      JUST LIKE MY EX

  • @alaynac1610
    @alaynac1610 4 роки тому +24

    Am a girl, can confirm that you should never say
    “Are you sure you should be eating that?”

    • @bloodeyy
      @bloodeyy 4 роки тому +1

      @Jextra hmmm, maybe nope. XD

    • @nihaalsandim9986
      @nihaalsandim9986 4 роки тому

      You should not tell anyone about what they eat

    • @vuxi4135
      @vuxi4135 4 роки тому +2

      Are you sure you should be eating that

    • @alaynac1610
      @alaynac1610 4 роки тому

      well, I meant this in a rude way. if it’s for health or safety issues then it’s fine.

  • @piperlangston8457
    @piperlangston8457 8 років тому +43

    omg. that last one! 😂
    these are so true! thank you for this vid! haha!

  • @rosalineaurora2543
    @rosalineaurora2543 7 років тому +16

    Never call me "hormonal" I learned about periods in science highschool, not just in elementary once, in highschool in my first year science class. The one thing I learned is not to call a girl hormonal, especially when they're on their period. I found out why. I was on my period and I tend to get pretty angry, and I'm dealing with a bunch of hormones. I was talking to a guy student who didn't know not to call a girl "hormonal" he said to me when I got all angry about something he said, anyway, he said "Why are you acting so hormonal?" I snapped. I may or may not have slapped him across the face as hard as I could.....I felt bad, cause I don't like to hurt people, but i'm like...passive yet, I tend to be very aggressive on my period, it's utterly confusing.

    • @konkyboy2074
      @konkyboy2074 6 років тому

      Ugh yes, whenever I’m on it I get super cranky and shit

  • @ChickenOfAwesome
    @ChickenOfAwesome 10 років тому +70

    Haha A guy saying that last one to me would be in for a shock:
    Me: Oh god, I think I'm getting cramps.
    Guy: They can't be THAT bad.
    Me: *vomit down his shirt, pass out and go into shock. Then vomit some more.* Nah, you're right, I'll just spend 4/5 hours in the foetal position - y'know, just till I pass out from exhaustion - and then I'll be peachy. Tell me more about how you got a leg cramp after sitting funny one time.

    • @EclipseSeth
      @EclipseSeth 10 років тому +4

      Yeah, I get that feeling. I used to have light cramps at high school, but then over the years, it escalated. Now I feel like someone is kicking my stomach (and no, not like a baby, more like a karate guy!) So yep, if a girl feels bad with cramps, it might be far more painful than what a guy thinks.
      I just love how he just shook his head too scared to say anything after the cramp thing. Pretty self explanatory and well picked.

    • @themightypicklerex7688
      @themightypicklerex7688 10 років тому

      EclipseSeth thanks for the tip, I accidentally said this to a girl once and she freaked. in my defense, she complained about every little thing and she was exercising by choice right before, so I figured it was leg cramps she was talking about(also every girl I know has denied with a passion that periods are as painful as everyone thinks).

    • @tatianagreen276
      @tatianagreen276 10 років тому +2

      everyone's cramps are different though...maybe there's weren't so bad but i know mine are. It starts as a tiny spark of heat at the tip of my tailbone then spreads up my spine hotter and hotter until my whole lower spine is on fire!Dan Hutchinson

    • @themightypicklerex7688
      @themightypicklerex7688 10 років тому +2

      Tatiana Green ouch. . .

    • @VoVina111
      @VoVina111 10 років тому

      EclipseSeth usually if you have light cramps and it becomes worse, maybe you're anemic. just saying, cause i got really anemic and i wouldn't want anyone else to go through what i went through. It's horrible!

  • @rachelcoon6845
    @rachelcoon6845 6 років тому +4

    Love the end XD
    “Girls just expect to be treated with kindness and respect the way they treat us. Haha, funny how that works.” I love this channel

  • @jennysango58
    @jennysango58 8 років тому +29

    I remember the guy that asked me out still liked a girl and when I said "dont you like that girl?" he said "yeah, I do but" and I liked him a lot and now I just slapped the shit out of him

  • @antjevanoostveen8699
    @antjevanoostveen8699 6 років тому +22

    it's all true, anyone who ever said one of these things is lucky to still be able to read this

  • @oshitbritt
    @oshitbritt 10 років тому +28

    I was expecting this to be sexist and complain about how crazy women are, but it's not at all! Awesome

  • @uhmeerab
    @uhmeerab 4 роки тому +12

    Don't say "chill" to a girl because you'll get 5 punches to the face.

    • @xxfarawolfxx
      @xxfarawolfxx 4 роки тому

      I just got told relax and I was ready to though hands

  • @HarryPotterLuva99
    @HarryPotterLuva99 10 років тому +17

    hAHA, the last one was priceless. His reaction made my day

  • @liana-a8635
    @liana-a8635 8 років тому +21

    If a guy told me to suck it up when it comes to cramps
    Me: Oh yeah? i get cramps every single month for about a week and I'm gonna get them until I get menopause and it KILLS, sometimes I feel like vomiting. Oh yeah, I'm TOTALLY just gonna suck it up and not complain about it.

    • @opinionatedarsehole6495
      @opinionatedarsehole6495 6 років тому

      Avgeris - you tell us that when we get kicked In the balls, and everyone does that to guys who express their feelings, they are told to man up and stop being a bitch, why do you think men commit suicide 4x as much as women, because we have to bottle up our feelings.

    • @bells5951
      @bells5951 6 років тому +1

      Rwandian Productions Being kicked in the balls has nothing on period cramps, I have passed out multiple times from cramps. It is terrible that men are being told to suck it up, but as you are using it as a way to make a comeback shows that you don't really have any care for the matter.

    • @opinionatedarsehole6495
      @opinionatedarsehole6495 6 років тому

      Bells if it was that bad then why aren't there girls passing out all over the place. You must just have it worse than the average girl. And, being kicked in the balls has men unable to walk for weeks and they can pass out aswell. Your argument is pretty personal and isn't the average experience

    • @opinionatedarsehole6495
      @opinionatedarsehole6495 6 років тому

      Bells and men being told to bottle up your feelings is an extremely big issue for men.

  • @kamillenteex7863
    @kamillenteex7863 8 років тому +28

    "Haven't been f***ed in a long time, huh?" DON'T.

  • @sora.3666
    @sora.3666 4 роки тому +7

    Ron: what tf are you wearing?
    Me: it's sailor Jupiter, Ron.

  • @palakkhandelwal3297
    @palakkhandelwal3297 8 років тому +57

    all the time I was looking at his hands. they are soo red

  • @ItsMeFern2019
    @ItsMeFern2019 6 років тому +41

    Video: Never tell a girl she looks fine too much!
    Me: Hah I've never had to worry about being told that before. (qwq)

  • @evilgary747
    @evilgary747 8 років тому +14

    When you want to date a girl, NEVER say:
    "Let me know if you want to go out...."
    You'll never hear from her again.

  • @g0ogyy588
    @g0ogyy588 4 роки тому +12

    I need to send this to my boyfriend,so he won't die because of me.
    For saying this things :)

    • @MrWeedCat7070
      @MrWeedCat7070 4 роки тому

      Why didn't you tell him yourself? Seems a bit like y'all need to communicate.