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    GTA IV Niko Getting Drunk
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    Bioshock Infinite - Kill 5 When Drunk (Lost Weekand)
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  • @James-mi5qt
    @James-mi5qt 6 років тому +19958

    "Back in my highschool-er, college days..."
    Nice save, bro.

    • @thesparrow1116
      @thesparrow1116 5 років тому +222

      👀👀👀

    • @catmandogboy
      @catmandogboy 5 років тому +909

      i also have a coke addiction I MEAN A DIET coke addiction haha *SLAP*

    • @namelessrocker12
      @namelessrocker12 5 років тому +126

      Back in my high school ER college ER upperclassman in college days 😂

    • @R3fug333
      @R3fug333 5 років тому +140

      Lucky he saved it, he was almost gonna go to prison for life.

    • @jessea4438
      @jessea4438 5 років тому +11

      @@R3fug333 Statue of limi-fuckin'-tations!

  • @bajabrandon1469
    @bajabrandon1469 4 роки тому +6595

    Nakey was so hungover his exercise ball had to edit the video

    • @sorryforwhat1528
      @sorryforwhat1528 4 роки тому +19

      True

    • @bajabrandon1469
      @bajabrandon1469 4 роки тому +20

      @@sorryforwhat1528 this niggas Igor pfp 😭

    • @REvoLverj98
      @REvoLverj98 4 роки тому +12

      Save to say, it didn't drop the ball

    • @jacobross735
      @jacobross735 4 роки тому +9

      He was drinking light beer lol you can’t even get drunk off that shit it’s like drinking water. Not to mention America’s regular beer is already watered down so I can only imagine that their light beer is like 3 or 4 percent alcohol lol

    • @transfemengimain
      @transfemengimain 4 роки тому +27

      Jacob Ross
      Dude shut up no one cares

  • @juniperflesco8477
    @juniperflesco8477 4 роки тому +4933

    "I get kind of insensitive when I drink."
    *honesty +10 / charisma -10*

    • @MR-os1kf
      @MR-os1kf 3 роки тому +3

      No comment not lol

    • @imthedab
      @imthedab 3 роки тому +12

      fear -999

    • @TheBfutgreg
      @TheBfutgreg 3 роки тому +12

      total opposite for me, we'd be horrible drinking buddies probably

    • @thanks721
      @thanks721 3 роки тому

      Read this while he said it.

    • @alex.g7317
      @alex.g7317 2 роки тому +1

      @@thanks721 why are you reading the comments as the video is still playing? You could miss something!

  • @user-zy1yw8en6q
    @user-zy1yw8en6q 5 років тому +4408

    Literally my first NakeyJakey vid. I'm so confused.

    • @maksvertnik5345
      @maksvertnik5345 4 роки тому +226

      We all know that feeling.

    • @heyimethan2824
      @heyimethan2824 4 роки тому +24

      Same here brother

    • @ProfessorP07
      @ProfessorP07 4 роки тому +53

      Ohhh get used to it, these are like all his videos

    • @wolfhoodlum1789
      @wolfhoodlum1789 4 роки тому +13

      My first was the ddr episode XD

    • @tae912
      @tae912 4 роки тому +27

      beer beer Beer! BeEr! bEER! BEER! BEER!

  • @erlewis1111
    @erlewis1111 6 років тому +4040

    Hemingway said "Write drunk, edit sober." I think our hot boy here is a modern Hemingway

    • @rippedpantsaj
      @rippedpantsaj 5 років тому +5

      YUP

    • @Jonathan-qs5kp
      @Jonathan-qs5kp 5 років тому +21

      MutantManFish is it because😩🔫=😵

    • @cgood4520
      @cgood4520 5 років тому +21

      *Hemingway made videos about virtual beer?*

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 5 років тому +17

      Let's hope he doesn't Hemingway himself in a few years

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 5 років тому +1

      Hunter ye people don't seem to realise that it is all acted.

  • @dylanj950
    @dylanj950 5 років тому +830

    beer 0:00
    shout out to all the mother hens out there 1:49
    NOW WE'RE COOKIN' WITH BEER! 2:51
    *downthehatch-dow-downthehatch* 4:28
    whassthepoint? 5:49
    guddaym shit dug 6:13

  • @yui3886
    @yui3886 5 років тому +864

    2:21 i was genuinely scared he was gonna spill the beer when he started rotating

  • @TheBeastlybret
    @TheBeastlybret 4 роки тому +492

    "I'm not matt-patt" I know, thank god.

    • @dirtydan693
      @dirtydan693 4 роки тому +20

      Remember when GT was a good channel and not cringe jokes?

    • @SpoonyBard88
      @SpoonyBard88 4 роки тому +58

      @@dirtydan693 No.

    • @dmod3350
      @dmod3350 3 роки тому +1

      TheBeastlybret brother?

    • @solidhutyr1815
      @solidhutyr1815 2 роки тому +1

      @@dirtydan693 uhhhhhhh nope

  • @DevonPalmer98
    @DevonPalmer98 6 років тому +5120

    You heard it here first Jacob wants kids to drink.

    • @viciouslosers695
      @viciouslosers695 6 років тому +10

      I'll Gave a Gin and Coke on the rocks.

    • @supaF
      @supaF 6 років тому +47

      "Beer is gross" 15 year old me
      "FUVK YEAH BROTHRE BEER" 18 year old me

    • @LukeGibsonSS
      @LukeGibsonSS 6 років тому +35

      No, they're full of beer. I quite often enjoy the taste of beer, it just took years and years and lots and lots of drinking it to acquire the taste.

    • @jwild1614
      @jwild1614 5 років тому +3

      lolWHAT?! you should try some not-american-piss beer.

    • @jwild1614
      @jwild1614 5 років тому +1

      whiterthan hitler Well i was not far off, was i?
      Come to Austria, Czech Rep. or Bavaria - and try to evade bottled beer, as the taste of pin beer is far superior.

  • @britishcig5462
    @britishcig5462 5 років тому +6861

    I never realized till now, you could look at any NakeyJake video and you would have absolutely NO IDEA if Jake is drunk or not. He just kinda always sounds drunk. Hi Jake I love you great video

    • @RacingSnails64
      @RacingSnails64 4 роки тому +65

      Maggie Mothe
      thats funny but honestly here he's much more slurred. he has a wack-ass train of thought but he can make that wack-assness clear 😂

    • @Rose-hh7mk
      @Rose-hh7mk 3 роки тому +19

      I always thought he must be a bit tipsy in his videos, cause it Gus & Eddy's podcast, he seemed really calm and quiet

    • @x15tian
      @x15tian 3 роки тому +1

      Maggie Mothe it’s scripted anyways

    • @horatioguevara7597
      @horatioguevara7597 3 роки тому +16

      I went to university with a guy like that. Ends up he was always on ket

    • @heathkish6901
      @heathkish6901 3 роки тому +8

      @@horatioguevara7597 That took a real quick left turn

  • @JazzEKeez
    @JazzEKeez 4 роки тому +891

    I'd like the idea of deceptive dialogue options when your character is drunk, like the option on screen may read "It's a pleasure to meet you." But when selected your character says "Noicce Titties."
    Also if you smoke weed in a game, all your quest markers and objective menus should temporarily disappear, as if you forgot what you were supposed to to be doing.

  • @Pyrowaffle
    @Pyrowaffle 5 років тому +1489

    Man whenever I’m having a fucking bad mental health day I throw you on my screen and your videos pick me up right away. You’ve got something that just chills any soul right out. My man, stay great. And thank you

    • @johndoe2805
      @johndoe2805 4 роки тому +30

      Legit was having a bad trip and threw on Jakeyboy to get out of it

    • @johndoe2805
      @johndoe2805 3 роки тому +2

      @@gabrielantos4144 thank you for sharing lol

    • @Sarah-qx4vz
      @Sarah-qx4vz 2 роки тому +15

      That’s why I’m here right now. My face got fucked up by wasps, I’m on medicine, and I’m 36 weeks pregnant dealing with a shitty mother in law. I’M THINKING JAKEY’S

    • @pierrethehandsome2518
      @pierrethehandsome2518 2 роки тому +4

      @@Sarah-qx4vz you're going to get through it, I believe in you

    • @desanctisapostata
      @desanctisapostata 2 роки тому

      Same here

  • @MichaelKorzon
    @MichaelKorzon 6 років тому +2109

    #1 Best intro to a video game analysis video

  • @dodes2698
    @dodes2698 6 років тому +1859

    You're not fooling anyone. This was just an excuse to drink on camera.

    • @SimplyMavAgain
      @SimplyMavAgain 6 років тому +25

      Fuck you we knoow youre just making that uo he woldn' do that fuck you im not drunk

    • @dlobelow760
      @dlobelow760 6 років тому +4

      And is that a bad fucking thing?

    • @gustavferreira627
      @gustavferreira627 6 років тому +3

      It's a sarcastic joke if you didn't catch it.

    • @dlobelow760
      @dlobelow760 5 років тому +1

      @Young Flavor someone didn't get sarcasm

    • @dlobelow760
      @dlobelow760 5 років тому +1

      @Young Flavor omg wow you're so mean to me
      I never knew there were meanies on this platform :(

  • @YourFavoriteUrsine
    @YourFavoriteUrsine 5 років тому +429

    Condemned 2: Bloodshot had a mechanic in it where Thomas would need a drink every so often, otherwise his aim would get super shaky and unstable. The only way to fix this was to take a sip of alcohol every so often, and it'd settle his nerves.
    We need more of that shit in games.

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin 4 роки тому +8

      But I'm guessing it goes the other way around too, where he can get drunk and f*** his aim anyways?

    • @ReviewWingsDSP
      @ReviewWingsDSP 4 роки тому +3

      Well just like fall out 3-4. Certain drugs would effect things. Not as in depth. But I agree mechanics like these could not only make playthroughs unique, but raise awareness.

    • @shareefshabani756
      @shareefshabani756 3 роки тому +2

      Or in Far Cry 2 where you had to buy medicine to cure your Ebola while fighting

    • @Sarah-qx4vz
      @Sarah-qx4vz 2 роки тому

      Yayyyy alcoholism!!!!
      Accurate though. Those idiots shake constantly if they’re not succumbing to their vices.

  • @schemaricvg4221
    @schemaricvg4221 4 роки тому +181

    "Im not MatPat, I'm just drunk"
    So you're MatPat when he brainstorms ideas?

  • @blakelarson6447
    @blakelarson6447 6 років тому +4126

    i just wasted 7 minutes of my life watching a drunk man make music and talking about fake beer
    but i'm fine with that

    • @CurtisAlfeld
      @CurtisAlfeld 5 років тому +85

      14 minutes, cuz I'm rewatching it.

    • @superiorslush5147
      @superiorslush5147 5 років тому +16

      @@CurtisAlfeld I watch this video daily

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 5 років тому +3

      Blake Larson he wasn't really drunk ya know.

    • @salty_fish8762
      @salty_fish8762 4 роки тому +4

      @@jeltje50 he said he was drunk in the video and went through multiple cans of beer...He's definitely not sober

    • @simonsnowden654
      @simonsnowden654 4 роки тому +1

      @@salty_fish8762 he was drinking water not beer he wasn't drunk

  • @willw00t
    @willw00t 6 років тому +2641

    Jakey man I love how you use the greenscreen and your music in your videos, shit's hilarious

    • @brennanbennett6349
      @brennanbennett6349 6 років тому +56

      Yeah it's such a nice touch. You can tell he goes the extra mile by editing that stuff in and I love it

  • @devinlow4475
    @devinlow4475 4 роки тому +188

    In Skyrim their is a quest that is started with a drinking contest.

    • @wikieditspam
      @wikieditspam 4 роки тому

      When was the last time anyone saw a drinking contest in real life?

    • @Skiivin
      @Skiivin 4 роки тому +35

      @@wikieditspam ever been to any party ever

    • @squidward1728
      @squidward1728 4 роки тому +19

      Skiivin yeah. I served non-alcoholic and somehow people were getting tipsy and trashed. Someone shit on my couch also. I just think that person hated me though

    • @Skiivin
      @Skiivin 4 роки тому

      Mia Sahornie those are called imbellishers

    • @REvoLverj98
      @REvoLverj98 4 роки тому +3

      Fyi, the quest is called "A Night to Remember"
      Save to say, it's one of the most hilarious and interesting quests in all of my entire gaming life.

  • @VeteranDecanus86
    @VeteranDecanus86 4 роки тому +364

    I’ve been in a constant state of anxiety for the past two days. I’ve been trembling, hyperventilating and sick to my stomach. But watching your video, even if it was just for a moment, made me feel okay. I don’t know if you’ll ever see this, but you’re one of the good ones, Jake. Thank you.

    • @lizardflap251
      @lizardflap251 4 роки тому +16

      Dude, jakey needs to see this

    • @Beengus
      @Beengus 3 роки тому

      Jakey *is* pretty cool

    • @Peanutbutter_Funk
      @Peanutbutter_Funk 3 роки тому +5

      Hey man, I hope things are starting to look up for you. One step at a time, hang in there.

    • @Juicegoose5752fan
      @Juicegoose5752fan 3 роки тому +2

      I hope you feel better now man

    • @BipolarBLKSheep
      @BipolarBLKSheep 3 роки тому +5

      Man I am literally doing this right now. Trying to treat my overwhelming anxiety with something familiar, creative, and funny as shit! I've seen all of his videos multiple times at this point, but they still make me laugh and focus on something outside of my own head...

  • @jacobdman5
    @jacobdman5 6 років тому +409

    In Skyrim you can challenge someone to a drinking competition, and after you pass out you unlock a whole quest where you try to find out what you did while drunk

    • @t-dawg5265
      @t-dawg5265 6 років тому +71

      I know what i did. I sat through the entire 2016 Ghostbusters movie. Because you have to be drunk off your testicles to sit through even half that boring shit.

    • @hacksbeenjamin
      @hacksbeenjamin 5 років тому +1

      Are the things you do random or are they influenced by something? Or are they just they same every time?

    • @TheLastComa
      @TheLastComa 5 років тому +7

      Same thing everytime. Part of a Deadric prince quest

  • @chazcoffman3276
    @chazcoffman3276 5 років тому +728

    I skipped a Christmas ad before watching this video.
    The result was:
    "T'was the night before-"
    "BEER"

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin 4 роки тому +17

      I mean, that is how you start a great story.

    • @ncrtrooper2856
      @ncrtrooper2856 4 роки тому +1

      Probably the awful Cardi B Pepsi-- oh this is 1 year ago

  • @Delta_Pizza
    @Delta_Pizza 5 років тому +658

    Jakey getting drunk to Coors light lmfao

    • @RemixedVoice
      @RemixedVoice 5 років тому +83

      If you're not completely fucked after 12 coors light in 1-2 hours, you have problems

    • @id27841
      @id27841 4 роки тому +92

      Beer flavoured water lmao

    • @geoffreysteurbaut3733
      @geoffreysteurbaut3733 4 роки тому +18

      @@RemixedVoice bruh in belgium thats the pre party and we use real beer not water beer

    • @christianguerrero70
      @christianguerrero70 4 роки тому +1

      What's that creepy theme at *05:10*

    • @box294
      @box294 4 роки тому +1

      @@geoffreysteurbaut3733 and we grow weed that dosent feel like rice Krispie flakes

  • @hobgoblin8396
    @hobgoblin8396 4 роки тому +228

    Jakey: *takes one sip to of beer
    Also Jakey: *literaly dies

    • @JamesGilbert_
      @JamesGilbert_ 4 роки тому +3

      *TO OF BEER*

    • @adamdevlin649
      @adamdevlin649 3 роки тому +1

      He obviously drank before the video

    • @hobgoblin8396
      @hobgoblin8396 3 роки тому +1

      @@adamdevlin649 No way, that's not possible, that's totally not the joke, totally not hyperbole

    • @adamdevlin649
      @adamdevlin649 3 роки тому

      @@hobgoblin8396 aye

  • @RandomAwesomeDude
    @RandomAwesomeDude 5 років тому +3829

    Why isn't there a drunk parody of the Blair Witch...

    • @bluesrocker91
      @bluesrocker91 5 років тому +119

      Make it happen... Just need a camera, a tent and a slab of beer. It will write itself.

    • @garygotgameclips
      @garygotgameclips 5 років тому +39

      @@bluesrocker91 S†op being a genius

    • @junkiejackflash
      @junkiejackflash 5 років тому +6

      I volunteer to star in this project

    • @garygotgameclips
      @garygotgameclips 5 років тому +6

      @@junkiejackflash I volunteer to volunteer you to star in this project

    • @junkiejackflash
      @junkiejackflash 5 років тому +6

      @@garygotgameclips I appreciate the support for my alcoholism

  • @Gambito99100
    @Gambito99100 5 років тому +3372

    I think RDR2 represented getting drunk very well on the LENNY!!! mission

    • @chemosanchezz
      @chemosanchezz 5 років тому +88

      John Doe im glad someone pointed that out

    • @snorlaxwithabattleaxe9149
      @snorlaxwithabattleaxe9149 5 років тому +199

      *LEEENNNNNNYYYY*

    • @eshankarnik262
      @eshankarnik262 5 років тому +103

      Hey l-l-lenneyy g-go fuck yourself

    • @kuak1228
      @kuak1228 5 років тому +37

      @Danklas MacArthur one time it was upside down then side ways, it was the best

    • @pieteraarnoutse9520
      @pieteraarnoutse9520 5 років тому +72

      The lenny mission was good but when you not in a mission its just bad vision and a little bit bad movement

  • @PrincessLelouch
    @PrincessLelouch 4 роки тому +21

    I love how Dungeons and Dragons handles being drunk. You get disadvantage on all ability checks, but you’re immune to the fear status.

  • @805lovejoy
    @805lovejoy 4 роки тому +22

    "Howdy Pardner. Could tell me where the law is?" Shit killed me for some reason. Im still laughing as i type

  • @harry_kaiser
    @harry_kaiser 6 років тому +594

    3:58 that's actually a pretty good comeback

  • @krullebolalex
    @krullebolalex 6 років тому +681

    3:05 Exhibit A: Professor Jakey explains the influence of alcohol on intelligence.
    4:30 Exhibit B: Professor Jakey enlightens us with a demonstration of said influence.
    Incredibly innovative researcher, one of the frontier fighters of Beerology; awarded with several Phd awards contributing to his intelligence.
    p.s: Phd stands for pretty happy dude
    p.p.s dog bless

  • @temba92
    @temba92 3 роки тому +28

    4:30 what a brave soldier, i feel like that hurt me more than it did Jakey.

    • @veronicaroy4084
      @veronicaroy4084 2 роки тому +1

      STEPS ON THE CAN AND IN SOCKS TOO.. my heart literally palpitated. Thank god this wasn’t another “fruit ninja irl GONE WRONG” video

  • @msoto933
    @msoto933 4 роки тому +23

    “Terrible music made with beer” is what plays in my head as I clock out each night.

  • @takemesailorboy1116
    @takemesailorboy1116 6 років тому +1225

    Why is the intro song stuck in my head.

    • @yousahoo
      @yousahoo 6 років тому +82

      Mack beer beer beer beer beer bbbeer bbbeer

    • @Dynoxe
      @Dynoxe 6 років тому +15

      it's like that bit in Segue 1 - Incubus (@9:00)

    • @AlaskaBoyAlex
      @AlaskaBoyAlex 6 років тому +1

      Beer.

    • @elyavanaken5283
      @elyavanaken5283 6 років тому +3

      What's the Name of the song?

    • @AlaskaBoyAlex
      @AlaskaBoyAlex 6 років тому +6

      darude sandstorm

  • @samdawson8297
    @samdawson8297 6 років тому +179

    Only UA-cam channel where they can get drunk and still make a high quality fun video

    • @RegsaGC
      @RegsaGC 5 років тому +1

      Also, early ContraPoitns

  • @thefowles1
    @thefowles1 4 роки тому +37

    coming back to thise more than two years later, I just noticed Shepard dunks that drink right into her eye at 2:03

  • @angelic_boy
    @angelic_boy 3 роки тому +10

    The fact that he keeps making fun of his friend for “going camping” is so funny

  • @obstinacy1621
    @obstinacy1621 6 років тому +32

    "i'm not mattpat"
    thank fuck for that

    • @michaelhenriksen7359
      @michaelhenriksen7359 6 років тому

      Yeh, his april fools video really showed, that he's very aware of how big a sum of famous youtubers are like, for example Matpat.
      NakeyJakey is the real deal!

  • @iquemedia
    @iquemedia 6 років тому +605

    Mario Kart has contributed to my drinking more than I'd like to admit

  • @bobotroi6080
    @bobotroi6080 4 роки тому +6

    0:03 top ten rappers eminem is to aftaid to dis

  • @Real_gandalf
    @Real_gandalf 3 роки тому +2

    Red Dead Redemption 2 When you’re drunk: *weird walking* *constant Laughing and slurring with words* and of course *LENNEYYY*

  • @Hangaroid
    @Hangaroid 6 років тому +1185

    In Skyrim, I was challanged to a alcohol drinking game in Riften and ended up in Rorikstead or some shit like that and that was a side quest! That to me seemed pretty realistic ya know, when I get drunk I know that the next morning imma go on a hangover quest most definetly involving a staff. I a m currently drunk yess

    • @buddyrem9917
      @buddyrem9917 6 років тому +51

      Yes, this is probably the best mission involving beer, second to the one in the Witcher DLC Hearts of Stone where a ghost possesses you and forces you to party.

    • @Anja5233
      @Anja5233 6 років тому +34

      HailKyros You can actually find that dude in any city except Markarth, for me he appeared in Solitude and after the mission I ended up with an OP staff, good times good times

    • @Tristaene
      @Tristaene 6 років тому +4

      It's actually after level 20 or 30 where he appears in ANY bar or pub.

    • @xavierrockatansky8379
      @xavierrockatansky8379 6 років тому +4

      The Witcher 2 hangover missions are better. And both of them are freaking hilarious.

    • @WellingtonCordeiro
      @WellingtonCordeiro 6 років тому +6

      Did you not get drunk with the Witchers in the main story? That is easily one of the funniest parts of the game.

  • @JoeyPockett
    @JoeyPockett 6 років тому +1320

    hey jakey wanna go camping

  • @menthols4625
    @menthols4625 2 роки тому +8

    He went through 3 of the 4 stages of alchohol in his intro. The calm beginning, a buzz, then the chaotic energy of being drunk, then the sloppy, goofy, disoriented everything is funny stage. All he missed was the final stage, passing out drunk or blacking out.

    • @shadow_shine3578
      @shadow_shine3578 Рік тому

      That's when the video ends

    • @BarryMikokinju
      @BarryMikokinju 10 місяців тому

      OR or or... hear me out,
      The whole thing was fake
      I have zero proof

  • @cesarb201
    @cesarb201 4 роки тому +13

    “What do you want for your birthday?” Me: 0:25

  • @lewisbrerernumber1hater181
    @lewisbrerernumber1hater181 6 років тому +309

    This video sums up pretty much why I subscribed

  • @lukky6648
    @lukky6648 6 років тому +541

    GTA 4 drunken pyshics is really entertaining sometimes

    • @Cracknutter22
      @Cracknutter22 5 років тому +31

      "some times" After finishing the game I did nothing else than get drunk. And shoot people.
      Get drunk and shoot people.

    • @TJJ117
      @TJJ117 5 років тому +4

      @@Cracknutter22 I would get smashed, drive around, and shoot people. Good times from Niko

    • @sosaboi3585
      @sosaboi3585 5 років тому +8

      Ever fall over with a pistol and shoot Niko in the face?

    • @Luke-xi2pq
      @Luke-xi2pq 5 років тому +1

      So is RDR, I love watching John and Arthur stumble around drunk, lol!

    • @Luke-xi2pq
      @Luke-xi2pq 5 років тому

      @@sosaboi3585 One time RDR2 I crashed into another guys horse and my gun went off in my holster, lol!

  • @BlinMachine11
    @BlinMachine11 5 років тому +4

    0:32 The laughter of a broken man

  • @dreamer8877
    @dreamer8877 5 років тому +26

    Jakey drinks one sip of beer and is now drunk

  • @maxscribner1743
    @maxscribner1743 6 років тому +564

    You're better than Mattpat

    • @stalebreadzz
      @stalebreadzz 6 років тому +70

      Max Scribner The fact that he even made it on UA-cam is astonishing. His voice is fucking awful.

    • @johnychrist5475
      @johnychrist5475 6 років тому +69

      Yeah Jakey doesnt take everything he sees on Reddit threads and pretend like it came to him in a dream or something

    • @SliderTurtle_451
      @SliderTurtle_451 6 років тому +9

      Johny Christ Is that what Mattpat has been doing? I unsubscribed like two years ago so this is news to me.

    • @ShesSoPringles
      @ShesSoPringles 6 років тому +7

      Max Scribner that's not hard to be. But NakeyJakey is amazing

    • @Chase-mp9zt
      @Chase-mp9zt 6 років тому +16

      Everyones better than MatPat

  • @ToasterMasterRace
    @ToasterMasterRace 6 років тому +54

    this nigga just tried to crush a can with his bare ass foot. subscribed.

    • @edwardbell8771
      @edwardbell8771 6 років тому +3

      Toaster Master Race quality content

    • @haruhisuzumiya6650
      @haruhisuzumiya6650 6 років тому

      Toaster Master Race thats gotta hurt,

    • @ClarenceSampang
      @ClarenceSampang 6 років тому

      Toaster Master Race imagine if the can splintered and a sharp edge just straight up sticks into your heel

    • @Handles-R-Lame
      @Handles-R-Lame 5 років тому

      toasters gotta stick together my gansta

  • @tarrenr8159
    @tarrenr8159 4 роки тому +88

    *"Haaa- I don't know, I'm not fckin matpat, I'm drunk!"*
    _hi drunk, __-I'M DAD-_

    • @squidward1728
      @squidward1728 4 роки тому

      Hi Dad, Why doesn’t your drivers license have your correct name on it. You say your name is Dad but it says here John.

  • @drdoofenstock5559
    @drdoofenstock5559 4 роки тому +8

    I love how he’s just a good guy he probably has a crap ton of friends he’s like one of those guys who are introverted til they go to college

  • @inflatablemattress2
    @inflatablemattress2 6 років тому +541

    Something tells me this guy likes GTA

  • @jonathanlopez4220
    @jonathanlopez4220 6 років тому +467

    You're like my dad when he's drunk, except you don't beat me.

  • @ahmedelosta9551
    @ahmedelosta9551 2 роки тому +5

    After all this time, I finally found the song that starts at 5:09. It's PAIN by Health and of course it's in the max Payne 3 sound track. I have never considered playing a max Payne game until I heard this song. It leaves such a sincere emotion, whether it is simple sadness or something more than that. Thanks Jakey

  • @solidkingcobra
    @solidkingcobra 4 роки тому +4

    I remember when I turned 21 back in the mid 2000's in college, me and my friend Jackson just got some Mickey's from the safeway across the street and played Smash Bros. Melee at my apartment. I'll always treasure that memory. Can't believe that was 15 years ago.

  • @ibrahimiftikhar9240
    @ibrahimiftikhar9240 6 років тому +299

    This video is unBEERable. kill me

  • @tomfarrow7202
    @tomfarrow7202 6 років тому +105

    This guy reminds me of Chris Pratt for some strange reason

    • @CurtisAlfeld
      @CurtisAlfeld 5 років тому +5

      Now that you mention it, they look kind of similar and he acts a bit like he does in Guardians of the Galaxy/Jurassic World.

    • @hannahjc2933
      @hannahjc2933 5 років тому +1

      I thought of brad Pitt I don’t know why

  • @PNDA425
    @PNDA425 4 роки тому +7

    DUDE THE CASIO SK-1 IS MY CHILDHOOD THAT DEMO IS JUST AMAZING

  • @Filthma
    @Filthma 4 роки тому +3

    I haven't watched the video yet, just the intro several times.
    I love that you sampled yourself saying beer much more violently and just started the song again.

  • @paperclip9558
    @paperclip9558 6 років тому +746

    plot twist: he's just acting drunk

    • @mistahsusan2650
      @mistahsusan2650 6 років тому +241

      plot twist twist: he’s never sober

    • @archimedes5158
      @archimedes5158 5 років тому +56

      Twist of the twisted twist plot. He knew youtube would demonetize it anyway so why not go all out

    • @RDLPunk14
      @RDLPunk14 5 років тому +21

      he's drinking Coors Light so I'm hoping he's just acting

    • @captainzenbi
      @captainzenbi 5 років тому +8

      Plot twist: he's sober, we're the drunk ones

    • @doomjuice761
      @doomjuice761 5 років тому +3

      plot twist: being sober actually means being drunk, and being drunk actually means being sober.

  • @vasm650
    @vasm650 6 років тому +42

    That first song was so emotional it made me wanna​ go camping

  • @user-gk5vw4in8w
    @user-gk5vw4in8w 4 роки тому +1

    4:20
    I can picture Wrex running into the wilderness while shouting about camping.

  • @bwilson774
    @bwilson774 2 роки тому +2

    3:16 trust me, the rest of us alcoholics thought that was hilarious

  • @alexmaur8817
    @alexmaur8817 6 років тому +251

    That was the fastest seven minutes ever. I genuinely was low key pissed cause I thought the video was like 2 mins long but then i realized 7 minutes went by. Luv u dawg

    • @budweiserbundy1525
      @budweiserbundy1525 5 років тому

      Alex Maur shut your dumbsss up

    • @Lucas-hb7qv
      @Lucas-hb7qv 5 років тому +1

      @@budweiserbundy1525 edit: nvm i just cried too

  • @paulmedina9872
    @paulmedina9872 6 років тому +49

    "Alcoholism is not a joke, sorry for being insensitive...
    But i'm also kind of drunk so fuck it"
    Wise words mah man

  • @benjohnston399
    @benjohnston399 4 роки тому +4

    I come back to this video at least once a day just to hear that bomb ass start to the vid!

  • @awakendtable1109
    @awakendtable1109 2 роки тому +4

    It's nice to come back to these videos. They help with my bad days. Thanks Jakey for being sober to make this video.

  • @krymsynrayne
    @krymsynrayne 6 років тому +1273

    #motherhens4lyfe

    • @despacitodaniel801
      @despacitodaniel801 5 років тому +12

      Proud hen right here

    • @thunderouswanderer7753
      @thunderouswanderer7753 5 років тому +22

      We peck these idiots to safety

    • @talex3844
      @talex3844 5 років тому +5

      I'm gonna gatekeep the title and say that you're not a real mother hen till you've had a runner, caught them, and then they pissed themselves.

    • @connorcarrier7901
      @connorcarrier7901 5 років тому

      Grey Aria we gotta band together

    • @Noah-ov9zq
      @Noah-ov9zq 5 років тому

      9 month old comment but GANG GANG

  • @alfy8234
    @alfy8234 5 років тому +319

    This video just made me want a beer

    • @oaka5639
      @oaka5639 5 років тому +1

      Alfy: cheers to that

    • @arv_is
      @arv_is 5 років тому +1

      @N-word Surfer ...

    • @maksvertnik5345
      @maksvertnik5345 4 роки тому +11

      @N-word Surfer Beer is delicious to be honest.

    • @akeneo1169
      @akeneo1169 4 роки тому +1

      I ONLY drink orange juice

    • @scottwallace5239
      @scottwallace5239 4 роки тому +1

      @nerd Surfer depends what beer your drinking, beers like bud or Corona are absolute piss, tbh most american and south american beers are

  • @SirChumba
    @SirChumba 5 років тому +4

    That ESPN music hit and I had a vietnam flashback to NFL 2K5 and pure joy

  • @tkachinh0ngl
    @tkachinh0ngl 2 роки тому +1

    bruh that's like tradition for me to comeback everytime im blasted as fuck and watch this

  • @thisismyname1920
    @thisismyname1920 5 років тому +142

    I want to make that intro Beer song as my ringtone.

  • @OppositeOptimist
    @OppositeOptimist 6 років тому +52

    I like to think that the example with alcohol in Max Payne is it's his crutch for coping with loss, and it allows him to function through all the crazy gunfights and shit. Some people with alcoholism need it to get through the day, to endure the sober parts of their life, and "function". Doubled especially if it's a stressful situation, like you know, a horrible bloody one-man war in an airport. Point is, that person becomes better and better at hiding the drunk face by growing a tolerance and can seemingly "function"
    just my thoughts on it, dog bless this wonderful video

  • @amphiocto
    @amphiocto 3 роки тому +3

    you have no idea how many times I've revisited this video just to hear this intro
    and my boy jakey of course

  • @KyrosT_
    @KyrosT_ 2 роки тому

    This is definitely my comfort video. Idk why, but I always come back and watch this when I’m drinking or just hanging out

  • @woshuer
    @woshuer 6 років тому +115

    *sponsored by cosmic brownies*

  • @ScreamingmadJoe
    @ScreamingmadJoe 5 років тому +579

    What keyboard is he using. You do not know how bad I wanna do that

    • @l3wdlemon708
      @l3wdlemon708 5 років тому +5

      I wanna know too

    • @soren329
      @soren329 5 років тому +69

      Casio SK-1 most likely

    • @therobotwithhumanhair5659
      @therobotwithhumanhair5659 4 роки тому +6

      @@soren329 yep used to own one of these

    • @ncrtrooper2856
      @ncrtrooper2856 4 роки тому +9

      Casio Sk-1

    • @peterg6889
      @peterg6889 4 роки тому +2

      I have a horrible keyboard that sounds pretty similar and it's by a company called Superb Sound

  • @warneverch4nges
    @warneverch4nges 4 роки тому +1

    I always go back and watch this when I’m having a bad day. I need more drunk jakey in my life

  • @danielkaster2648
    @danielkaster2648 5 років тому +12

    The intro legit made me thirsty, I had to get water

  • @munplop
    @munplop 5 років тому +67

    I was the mother hen at the parties who was inseparable from the roll of paper towels I clutched the whole night while cleaning up the spills and blood and putting my friends to bed or chasing them down the street and bringing them back home. I don't know how I managed all that while drunk. I'm too old for that shit now.

    • @Sarah-qx4vz
      @Sarah-qx4vz 2 роки тому +5

      I look back on all the shit I did and I’m amazed I didn’t stop sooner.
      I’m over it now but sometimes I do miss getting beyond stupid and just letting loose. But I’d wake up the next day mortified by my behavior and what people must have thought.

    • @cardfreak0560
      @cardfreak0560 Рік тому +3

      @@Sarah-qx4vz those are phases man, cherish those memories and be grateful you used them to grow as a person

  • @SamuelTBrooks
    @SamuelTBrooks 6 років тому +27

    When you drink in Prey (The 2017 one), one drink will mess up your vision a bit, but multiple drinks will make your movement a little more janky. Drinking also prevents the Fear debuff, which some enemies can cause that really messes your movement up. It's always a good idea to carry a couple bottles of wine around in case you run into a weaver.

    • @CherryScent
      @CherryScent 6 років тому +5

      I really loved that no fear thing. Get liquored the fuck up and kill an alien.

  • @Naruto_from_the_Naruto_show
    @Naruto_from_the_Naruto_show 4 роки тому +3

    NakeyJakey is the type of guy you always wanted to be friends with, but you were always kinda intimidated to approach him, despite him being one of the nicests people in class

  • @Eirik_Bloodaxe
    @Eirik_Bloodaxe 2 роки тому +1

    lol this is still probably my favorite Jakey video. I’ve rewatched it a lot. Dog bless.

  • @lizardizzle
    @lizardizzle 6 років тому +127

    Holy shit, I had that EXACT keyboard when I was a kid. My sister and I played with that voice recorder for hours. As soon as I saw the record button when you set the keyboard on your lap, I knew EXACTLY what it was and what you were doing. Great work.

    • @Roarkrides
      @Roarkrides 6 років тому

      what was the keyboard

    • @lizardizzle
      @lizardizzle 6 років тому +13

      The Casio SK-1, of course! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casio_SK-1

    • @RonDgasz
      @RonDgasz 6 років тому +6

      Yesss!! Ever heard the bonus track on Calgone - Incubus? I need this

    • @seeman24
      @seeman24 5 років тому

      Ron Dgasz YES!!! I was skimming the comments hoping someone else noticed!!

    • @silentshady3067
      @silentshady3067 5 років тому

      is your name lizar dizzle or lizard izzle

  • @Kelig
    @Kelig 6 років тому +102

    You're fucking hilarious, like... seriously. I was laughing genuinely every 10 seconds.
    Keep the videos and the music up. Love both.

  • @riohan8495
    @riohan8495 2 роки тому

    Lord have mercy I’m just rewatching these waiting for more gahdang content. Love your content my guy, keep on keeping up the good on the work.

  • @Drew57720
    @Drew57720 2 роки тому +1

    “Ooouhhh someone turned up the motion blur *drunk noises* “ gets me every time 💀💀

  • @PTesh
    @PTesh 6 років тому +26

    Okay, I've watched this sober.....
    Time to get black out drunk and watch it again!

  • @ateszkoma94
    @ateszkoma94 5 років тому +57

    The intro is so adorable... but the more I watch this vid, the more it gets true to the whole vid.

  • @jakexdilla
    @jakexdilla Рік тому +1

    watching this while drunk is truly remarkable-the fact you were drunk making this makes it so much better LOL
    I can’t think of any games that incorporate drinking well off top but that final section was wonderful. Thank you Yoga Ball Gamer.

  • @Serapter
    @Serapter 3 роки тому

    This is probably my favorite video from Jakey, it just descends from stupidity to just complete chaos over less than 10 minutes and it’s hilarious.

  • @Joaza998
    @Joaza998 6 років тому +86

    Real man drinks sand.

    • @bernardo4157
      @bernardo4157 6 років тому +5

      I hate sand, it’s rough, course, irritating and it gets everywhere

  • @MegaTete2009
    @MegaTete2009 6 років тому +111

    Damn you really love that soundboard don't you?

  • @notanarcher9280
    @notanarcher9280 Рік тому +1

    Kingdom Come Deliverance has my personal favorite portrayal of alcohol consumption in a video game. The effects of alcohol kick in over time similar to real life, and different drinks have different alcohol percentages. Drinking alcohol also has its own skill tree in that game, with perks you unlock, but if you drink too much you can also get addicted to it. Beer is also described as liquid bread in KCD, which I love.

  • @filipem.aguiar3119
    @filipem.aguiar3119 5 років тому +3

    This should become a new segment
    Great video
    I laughed out loud here

  • @jank0pf
    @jank0pf 6 років тому +36

    Death Grips is going to sample Jakey on they next project

  • @kentfartman6611
    @kentfartman6611 6 років тому +33

    Proud mother hen

  • @FancyLasPlagas
    @FancyLasPlagas 4 роки тому +3

    I like how in Dead Rising alcohol is a healing item that if have have 3 in quick succession you start puking everywhere

  • @ItsYaBoyyd
    @ItsYaBoyyd 5 років тому +5

    We need an updated version about the Lenny mission in RDR2