Crappy Water Levels

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  • @NakeyJakey
    @NakeyJakey  6 років тому +2719

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    • @aPol.01
      @aPol.01 6 років тому +7

      NakeyJakey not related to your self promotion but yes

    • @Patraks
      @Patraks 6 років тому

      Boo yah!

    • @ivan-jb6nd
      @ivan-jb6nd 6 років тому +8

      NakeyJakey what kinda shoes is them

    • @catthefanatic5551
      @catthefanatic5551 6 років тому

      that's a rad as hec shirt, can confirm

    • @RoyceRemix
      @RoyceRemix 6 років тому +1

      Looks like you finally found Will Webster

  • @robokast
    @robokast 6 років тому +6361

    Subnautica has a really cool water level

    • @ScentSense
      @ScentSense 6 років тому +41

      RoboKast father

    • @zachanikwano
      @zachanikwano 6 років тому +11

      RoboKast
      Aha

    • @cyrus9346
      @cyrus9346 6 років тому +523

      subnautica is like the inverse where the water level is amazing and the land level is shit

    • @theflyingpizza7629
      @theflyingpizza7629 6 років тому +6

      I'll give you that one

    • @axellrosinia9392
      @axellrosinia9392 6 років тому +12

      Cyrus true lol

  • @WOAHTHERE.
    @WOAHTHERE. 6 років тому +925

    My body is a Temple.
    Unfortunately it's the water temple and I hate it.

    • @durr7547
      @durr7547 6 років тому +2

      Milkbrain What are ya, a Mormon?

    • @nunothedude
      @nunothedude 4 роки тому

      @@durr7547 he's a jeovah witness.

    • @pissedhulk7794
      @pissedhulk7794 3 роки тому

      That was actually deep

  • @noahgraglia1964
    @noahgraglia1964 4 роки тому +3787

    All Italian men can breath underwater, this is a fact, I personally can confirm

  • @ihaveaplan.ijustneedmoney.9777
    @ihaveaplan.ijustneedmoney.9777 4 роки тому +1638

    "It's the one where you get on a GIANT ASS BIRD and you fly away from the WATER and you give the WATER the BIRD"
    One of the best sentences ever said.

    • @alex.g7317
      @alex.g7317 2 роки тому +2

      How is this the third most popular comment with NO replies?
      Also, ur right. That was so satisfying, but, a lil bit cluncky.

    • @blubehriluv
      @blubehriluv Рік тому +1

      I had to read AND read this twice to get the joke

  • @gustoonz
    @gustoonz 6 років тому +1205

    0:15 the "ooooouuuwwweeee?" that changed a generation.

    • @HaggisDruid
      @HaggisDruid 6 років тому +15

      Gus Johnson And we were blessed enough to be here for it.

    • @dean4553
      @dean4553 6 років тому +7

      I felt that

    • @jush5390
      @jush5390 6 років тому +1

      henlo mr gusly

    • @WJames-nq2df
      @WJames-nq2df 6 років тому

      Good will? M... more like bad will! 😂😂😂💯💯💯👌👌👌 *Laugh track as the seinfeld theme plays*

    • @icebird76
      @icebird76 6 років тому +1

      Gus and Jake collab soon?

  • @ianfoster9538
    @ianfoster9538 5 років тому +2647

    "He's not a fish he's an Italian man"
    -NakeyJakey

  • @RaijinSozin
    @RaijinSozin 4 роки тому +1424

    The little mermaid levels are a cancerous tumor on Kingdom Hearts I and II

    • @polkadi
      @polkadi 4 роки тому +87

      Kingdom Hearts 1’s water level was okay at best until you hit literally any combat encounter, then it becomes the most uncomfortable thing you’ll ever play.

    • @thebloodyaussie1458
      @thebloodyaussie1458 4 роки тому +84

      I hear a voice whenever I go to sleep; a harrowing, frightening voice that always strikes terror into my heart, repeating the same sentence over and over again, "SWIM THIS WAY WE'LL DANCE AND WE'LL PLAY!"

    • @FatalGaming250
      @FatalGaming250 4 роки тому +33

      I'd rather play 2's Atlantica rather than 1's Atlantica. KH1's Atlantica was hell, not only on where you're supposed to go, but the combat is terrible. Atleast KH2's Atlantica has a smaller play space and I'd rather push buttons and listen to songs rather than what KH1 had to offer.

    • @Charlie-um6kn
      @Charlie-um6kn 4 роки тому +7

      KH1's were fine...ish...

    • @thomaspreston153
      @thomaspreston153 4 роки тому +5

      I like little mermaid

  • @betambalu9785
    @betambalu9785 4 роки тому +311

    Friend: Hey Jakey! Nice shoes!
    Jakey: HAVE YOU PLAYED SONIC 2?

  • @clemmu
    @clemmu 6 років тому +1437

    Wow Jakey, you're being kinda dramatic, and also I love the shoes.

    • @dudezombie1498
      @dudezombie1498 4 роки тому +29

      Have you played Sonic 2?

    • @apassionatenerd.3564
      @apassionatenerd.3564 3 роки тому +20

      Have you played a game where most of the enjoyment comes from a flow state of speed-induced euphoria, all to be ruined by some PURPLE FUCKING WATER?

    • @hunteradams9994
      @hunteradams9994 3 роки тому +16

      Because obviously a game all about speed should have a section that requires precise platforming and music so stressful that anyone in a 3 mile radius will fall down and say help me life alert I need help!

    • @nuketeehee640
      @nuketeehee640 3 роки тому +9

      But where things get REALLY CRAPPY is in the 3D realm.

    • @Alkivo
      @Alkivo 2 роки тому +5

      because you see, there’s already a big difference when it comes to movement in a 2D space versus a 3D space.

  • @fallingbed1
    @fallingbed1 5 років тому +1514

    True, subnautica in the water feels amazing but walking in land is like trying to drag your balls across a cheese grater

    • @krunch2653
      @krunch2653 5 років тому +17

      fallingbed too true

    • @lv-gamer2568
      @lv-gamer2568 5 років тому +79

      One must ask the logical question - how do you know how dragging your balls across a cheese grater feels? :D

    • @osiris6547
      @osiris6547 5 років тому +10

      Im going to sub to you just for saying this

    • @toad3222
      @toad3222 5 років тому +4

      @@BiscuitAWitch yeah it's pretty underrated

    • @BiscuitAWitch
      @BiscuitAWitch 5 років тому +17

      @@toad3222
      You could say it's (⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀) *grate*

  • @SoggyHotDoggy
    @SoggyHotDoggy 5 років тому +604

    “You know who loved water levels? Hitler.”
    -videogamedunkey while playing (funny enough) Super Mario Bros. 2. The real one, not that Doki Doki shit

    • @Talz622
      @Talz622 4 роки тому +21

      Doki doki mario was rawwww

    • @vinyredx9220
      @vinyredx9220 11 місяців тому +2

      I don't know if that sentence could be real, but i wanna think that happened

    • @cles0v
      @cles0v 10 місяців тому

      Fuck you don't you ever say her majestys name in vain

  • @schemaricvg4221
    @schemaricvg4221 3 роки тому +181

    "Why aren't water levels 90 percent of the game, and land 10 percent of the game."
    *Subnautica would like to know your location*

  • @KudosK42
    @KudosK42 5 років тому +1924

    Videogame logic
    Low tide water: Drown
    Underwater: Not Drown

    • @Skiivin
      @Skiivin 4 роки тому +17

      how does this comment have 319 likes yet there are no replies asking what the fuck this dude is saying lol

    • @jgperes
      @jgperes 4 роки тому +5

      @@Skiivinlul

    • @jgperes
      @jgperes 4 роки тому +4

      Wrinting is wuit weird tho

    • @transfemengimain
      @transfemengimain 4 роки тому +4

      Bruh

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 4 роки тому +44

      @@Skiivin because everyone understands it???

  • @eenayeah
    @eenayeah 6 років тому +450

    "Fictional italians, much like real people, like to be on land."
    -NakeyJakey, 2018

    • @esteban_osman
      @esteban_osman 5 років тому

      I'm a goldfish

    • @elijah420stuffs2
      @elijah420stuffs2 5 років тому +2

      I'm real Italian and I can relate what he said lol
      Anyway I just discovered this guy and this channel and it's pretty hilarious and good. Also big like for the songs from FF4 that he put on the video

  • @ARCADE_EXE
    @ARCADE_EXE 4 роки тому +525

    The Hoenn Region.
    Still my Favorite Region.

    • @jazzie9588
      @jazzie9588 4 роки тому +3

      Mine too

    • @zabivaka2954
      @zabivaka2954 4 роки тому +37

      7.8/10
      Too much water

    • @pavement1346
      @pavement1346 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah it was my first Pokémon game, so it has a lot of nostalgia for me

    • @jamaalfridge
      @jamaalfridge 4 роки тому +6

      I appreciate not being able to drown. Also, shouts out to the Metroid Prime trilogy for making water not kill you.

    • @dobrakawanimat
      @dobrakawanimat 4 роки тому +1

      Hoenn is the best region
      Fite mii

  • @ianhammock4564
    @ianhammock4564 4 роки тому +67

    Kingdom Hearts 2 did the impossible by creating something worse than a water level: a rhythm minigame disguised as a water level.

    • @CianPalmeras515
      @CianPalmeras515 8 місяців тому +3

      I’m a KH fan and I agree

    • @darrienjones8917
      @darrienjones8917 5 місяців тому

      As a big KH fan...I would have preferred the water level so much.

  • @aptspire
    @aptspire 5 років тому +1328

    This channel is like a tighter written Adult Swim show
    I love it.

    • @LanternSpawn
      @LanternSpawn 4 роки тому +26

      That's actually an amazing comparison. This is something that would be worth watching at 2 in the morning.

    • @Gerald-of-Riviera
      @Gerald-of-Riviera 4 роки тому +10

      Early 2000s I recall just staying up late and watching all the ‘weird’ shows they had. It introduced me to more adult cartoons and even anime like Inu Yasha. Anyone remember Toonami?

    • @frowlinian8175
      @frowlinian8175 4 роки тому +5

      @@Gerald-of-Riviera RIP Toonami robot thing 3

  • @CriticalNobody
    @CriticalNobody 6 років тому +741

    Water levels tend to make gamers crawl into a bathtub and create our own water levels using tears

    • @bulbiez
      @bulbiez 6 років тому +5

      Critical Nobody i like that theory 😭😭

    • @encyex4800
      @encyex4800 6 років тому +7

      Maybe they'll drown if the level is too hard.

  • @nikkoh15
    @nikkoh15 5 років тому +101

    I still have nightmares about Atlantica in Kingdom Hearts 1
    Ursula boss fight ptsd

    • @antasmax5480
      @antasmax5480 5 років тому

      Ikr

    • @ianhammock4564
      @ianhammock4564 4 роки тому +3

      It's even worse considering that Halloween Town, one of the best levels in the franchise and home to the OG Oogie Boogie fight, becomes available at the same time.

    • @adri._.
      @adri._. 4 роки тому +1

      @@ianhammock4564 i remember being excited to play halloween town so whenever a new world unlocks i was like WHICH ONE IS HALLOWEEN TOWN

    • @Nixolodeon
      @Nixolodeon 4 роки тому

      THIS WON'T BE PRETTY

    • @Zachary-ht2so
      @Zachary-ht2so 2 роки тому

      I hate water levels but having little mermaid being my favorite Disney movie that was still one of my favorite worlds

  • @acdgamer7292
    @acdgamer7292 3 роки тому +43

    When he brought up the TMNT water level on the NES, that hit me hard. That level is stressful as frick.

  • @ChrisRayGun
    @ChrisRayGun 6 років тому +1483

    The Kingdom Hearts water level was my first impression of Kingdom Hearts and now I know why I hate it.

    • @emishimaru-sama6449
      @emishimaru-sama6449 6 років тому +32

      But there was basically just one Kingdom Hearts water world... [since kh2's Is... meh, you saw It.]

    • @jameswintergreen9992
      @jameswintergreen9992 6 років тому +19

      Oh, yo, I didn't know dad was a hot boi.

    • @robertanderson9447
      @robertanderson9447 6 років тому +76

      Usually Kingdom Hearts has good music, and most of it doesn't have lyrics, so what the hell happened with Atlantica? And how were you that unlucky to have that travesty be your first impression of the series? Seems a bit sad...

    • @shizuwolf
      @shizuwolf 6 років тому +29

      Robert Anderson Ikr? That level doesn’t appear until probably the second half of the game

    • @robertanderson9447
      @robertanderson9447 6 років тому +28

      And it's optional... but completing it does get you some good stuff. Kind of cruel to lock said stuff behind 3 awful songs and 2 inferior renditions of pre-existing songs, but what can you do.
      Anyway, here's three examples of *good* music in this series:
      ua-cam.com/video/S47a6EWJkfY/v-deo.html
      ua-cam.com/video/LZGNGnC2QtA/v-deo.html
      ua-cam.com/video/zQ6qO4IAwFc/v-deo.html

  • @tylerechard6411
    @tylerechard6411 6 років тому +776

    Getting his entire moneys worth with that green screen

    • @real_timeless
      @real_timeless 5 років тому +19

      The best part is he only need a picture of horse sense in the background.

    • @uknighted213
      @uknighted213 5 років тому +34

      His editing and timing combined with his humor is incredible, he makes that green screen work wonders

    • @Tfunkshizzle
      @Tfunkshizzle 5 років тому

      ...I mean would you not

  • @jake_of_the_jungle9840
    @jake_of_the_jungle9840 Рік тому +21

    I remember as a 4 year old kid always giving up at the sonic water level because it was so annoying. I used to ask my older sister to beat it for me but she barely would. I also hated the Crash Warped water levels too

  • @thetapsy7508
    @thetapsy7508 3 роки тому +45

    "What's the deal with Darkness?"
    Ansem has joined the chat.

  • @Spockitans
    @Spockitans 6 років тому +408

    See now here's the question: Did Halo 3 have a water level?
    No? Master Chief wouldn't even go near the stuff?
    *Halo 3 Game of the Year Every Year BABY*

    • @Catzss
      @Catzss 6 років тому +20

      mario bros 2

    • @ShawnMcClurg
      @ShawnMcClurg 6 років тому +41

      Spockitans nope you’re wrong. Halo 3 was a good game, sure...
      But KNACK 2 IS GAME OF THE YEAR BABYYYYY

    • @ItsBocephus
      @ItsBocephus 6 років тому +15

      SUPER MARIO BROTHERS 2 BABYYY

    • @GustavoNDias
      @GustavoNDias 6 років тому +4

      Spockitans Neither Madden 08

    • @ShawnMcClurg
      @ShawnMcClurg 6 років тому +2

      I fuckin love you guys lol

  • @Crazelord91
    @Crazelord91 6 років тому +85

    "He can't breathe, he's not a fish. He's an *Italian* man!". As an Italian man I can confirm this to be true

  • @hairglowingkyle4572
    @hairglowingkyle4572 3 роки тому +29

    The Water Temple is honestly my favorite dungeon in OOT. It's the first time I actually didn't use walkthroughs and I feel so proud finishing it.
    I was also watching Scott Pilgrim while playing it

  • @mitchellhorton9382
    @mitchellhorton9382 3 роки тому +65

    "Why is it games aren't 90% water level"
    Subnautica would like to have a conversation with you
    (for note Subnautica has some of the best water movement and maybe *the* best sound design I've ever seen)

    • @polarispulsar
      @polarispulsar 3 роки тому +3

      No doubt about it, I'm almost done with my first playthrough!

    • @mitchellhorton9382
      @mitchellhorton9382 3 роки тому +3

      @@polarispulsar The sequel is nearing release

    • @polarispulsar
      @polarispulsar 3 роки тому

      @@mitchellhorton9382 I cannot wait

  • @iceypumpkinhead
    @iceypumpkinhead 5 років тому +1042

    My Stress Level when trying to play a bullet hell: ■■□□□
    My Stress Level when playing a platformer with 1 block jumps: ■■■□□
    My Stress Level when hearing the Drowning Music from Sonic 2: ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■

    • @CharlieBrown-fy3zy
      @CharlieBrown-fy3zy 5 років тому +23

      Iceypumpkin head the drowning music in sonic 2 used to scare the crap out of me

    • @uknighted213
      @uknighted213 5 років тому +24

      That was legit frightening as a child lol

    • @TheAbsol7448
      @TheAbsol7448 5 років тому +2

      My stress would be through the roof with bullet hells, but I'm decent with 1 block jumps. The water in Chemical Plant can suck a fat one, though. Not so much the music as how few bubbles there are, and how sloggish movement is. It was ok in Mania, though.

    • @bray-g
      @bray-g 5 років тому +1

      Good thing it's possible to beat all of Sonic 2 without entering water once. There's a secret wall you can spindash through in the top route to skip the rising water section.

    • @sam432er5
      @sam432er5 5 років тому

      @@TheAbsol7448 "My stress would be through the roof with bullet hells"
      Yeah i do feel you a little bit there especially since i played quite a lot of TBOI and a bit of Enter The Gungeon yeah that is for damn sure.

  • @WarpRulez
    @WarpRulez 6 років тому +1392

    Nah, the two words that strike most fear in the gamer's heart is "escort mission".

    • @blindtreeman8052
      @blindtreeman8052 5 років тому +11

      Bioshock infinite had an amazing escort mission

    • @WarpRulez
      @WarpRulez 5 років тому +89

      I don't really count it as an escort mission if there is no possibility to fail the escorting. In other words, there needs to exist the possibility that you fail the mission _because_ you failed to successfully escort the NPC to the destination. If no such failure is possible, it's not really an escort mission. It's purely cosmetic at that point.

    • @blindtreeman8052
      @blindtreeman8052 5 років тому +2

      @@WarpRulezI really didnt really put that much thought into it. It was just my take on the "subnotica has a great water level" comments

    • @RicochetForce
      @RicochetForce 5 років тому +19

      That's why MGS2's shit is so bad. Two things we despise combined into something unholy.

    • @Rxlol-vd8tu
      @Rxlol-vd8tu 5 років тому

      well that's konami 4 u.............

  • @thatoneguy9549
    @thatoneguy9549 4 роки тому +36

    2:51 Kingdom Hearts in a nutshell

  • @codywood3582
    @codywood3582 3 роки тому +26

    I was watching Seinfeld when he did the what’s the deal with darkness joke. That shit was meta. Eather that Or I’m just super stoned... or both

  • @ericisnthereorthereeither562
    @ericisnthereorthereeither562 5 років тому +478

    People would get mad when they fell into the water in Dark Souls, and instantly died. But I was always happy because it meant no water level!
    Which the developers instantly realized so they gave us swamp areas and Blight Town instead...

    • @themidnightlycan8116
      @themidnightlycan8116 5 років тому

      I'm aftet the 60 billion double dollars on your head vash!

    • @TwiggehTV
      @TwiggehTV 5 років тому +10

      Srsly tho why do FromSoft have such a boner for swamps?

    • @James.Stark.Ben.Edition
      @James.Stark.Ben.Edition 5 років тому +8

      @@TwiggehTV because they're a challenge. They slow your movement so they force you to change your playstyle and adapt to the situation. If you're trying to run through a area, the swamps force you to stop and take in everything. It's a playstyle change and a challenge for people. And that's why from soft (and me) like swamps.

    • @babybunloaf
      @babybunloaf 5 років тому +1

      I H A T E D Blight Town soooooooo much. Those bugs were the First Coming of Satan 😠

    • @tyronechillifoot5573
      @tyronechillifoot5573 5 років тому

      Monster took out water for a reason

  • @RoyceRemix
    @RoyceRemix 6 років тому +331

    Subnautica is 90% water, 10% land, and 97% AWESOME! Props to the few games that committed to saying, "Water we doing!!"

    • @Alias_Anybody
      @Alias_Anybody 6 років тому +4

      Royce
      I've never played another 3D game in which swimming felt as satisfying. Even though it's pretty okay in most first person games.

    • @Ckoz2829
      @Ckoz2829 6 років тому +11

      Royce
      I was about to ask you about the other 3%, then I remembered that my seamoth glitched out of existence twice. Yeah, 97% is a fair assessment.

    • @samwallaceart288
      @samwallaceart288 6 років тому +5

      "Water we doing?"
      "Your mom."

    • @Genesix6
      @Genesix6 6 років тому +1

      Royce hey what about monster Hunter 3 ultimate?

    • @un7ucky
      @un7ucky 6 років тому +2

      it's funny because i remember the land controls being terrible to make up for it

  • @_Eeyore
    @_Eeyore 3 роки тому +25

    My least favourite under water mission in my play through was when I almost drowned in the kitty pool when I was 7.

  • @howeee
    @howeee 3 роки тому +15

    The worst part is is that water levels aren't inherently bad. Ori 1 and 2 both have incredibly precise controls, which is where most water levels fall all on. The under water parts in Ori feel great so good water levels can exist.

  • @ymfah
    @ymfah 6 років тому +130

    "Too much water"
    7.8/10
    - IGN

    •  3 роки тому +2

      It has a little something for everyone

    • @seamuswalker6879
      @seamuswalker6879 Рік тому

      Holy fuck it’s bloodborne man

  • @sovashchetty4838
    @sovashchetty4838 6 років тому +291

    I wonder if Jakey edits his own videos. His editing style alone makes me smile.

    • @NakeyJakey
      @NakeyJakey  6 років тому +185

      Sovash Chetty uh who else is gonna put clips of Horse Sense in the background??

    • @sovashchetty4838
      @sovashchetty4838 6 років тому +27

      NakeyJakey Of course my mistake. I just figured the guy whose basement you're locked in would edit them.

    • @mcfarvo
      @mcfarvo 6 років тому +3

      I let Naked Jacob use a computer and editing software down there. He gets food if he edits a video or puts the lotion on his skin.

  • @CrasherX2000
    @CrasherX2000 4 роки тому +18

    0:08
    I’m a smash player
    Can confirm Ganondorf scares the shit out of casuals

    • @Ahsoka_Hyrule
      @Ahsoka_Hyrule 3 роки тому

      As a baby casual I too can confirm

  • @DrDolan2000
    @DrDolan2000 Рік тому +5

    One thing's for sure: the Water Temple in Ocarina of Time is beautifully designed - especially in the 3DS version. The Japanese-esque architechure really makes this dungeon hurt a little less

  • @kodiakjack88
    @kodiakjack88 5 років тому +331

    When that Sonic, "You gon' drown" music played, My heart actually started racing.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 років тому +1861

    Water levels are the dark souls of level design

    • @micksta945
      @micksta945 6 років тому +37

      Justin Y. oh its the real one this time

    • @alanis0533
      @alanis0533 6 років тому +36

      *insert "you are everywhere" comment here*

    • @poika22
      @poika22 6 років тому +45

      Fuck off your comments are forced and never funny.

    • @realguy5O
      @realguy5O 6 років тому +2

      Jo wtf justin you are everywhere 😂😂😂

    • @zolikat4458
      @zolikat4458 6 років тому +11

      You're gonna run out of witty things to say on random videos eventually my illuminati-initiate friend.

  • @TacticalNudes
    @TacticalNudes 4 роки тому +18

    "I fear nothing. But water levels, it scares me"

  • @kasperkap
    @kasperkap 5 років тому +12

    I just found this channel. And this man is the most underrated UA-cam bossdude ever. Keep it up 👍

  • @tomatoanus
    @tomatoanus 6 років тому +225

    playing under the sea in kh2 instantly makes all water levels in the kh series forgivable

    • @Laizerdisk
      @Laizerdisk 6 років тому +4

      tomatoanus it’s not even on BEAT GOD DAMN IT

    • @tomatoanus
      @tomatoanus 6 років тому +21

      dont mean you cant dab to it

    • @midnitestate
      @midnitestate 6 років тому +4

      Lazerdisck but at least I don't have to spend over an hour in the level die to getting lost and dealing with those god awful controls...also the first boss was frustrating if you didn't know what to do

    • @Nezzen-
      @Nezzen- 6 років тому +5

      It's Sebastion don't press a button! Nope it's actually Ariel aaand you missed it *JOKES ON YOU AHAHAHAHA*

    • @Truekingr6
      @Truekingr6 6 років тому

      in actually plalying kh 2 and i just got to that under the sea song level, and i completely agree!

  • @proghost21
    @proghost21 5 років тому +892

    When you realize Bioshock is just an entire water level GAME

  • @delarosapaulo7236
    @delarosapaulo7236 3 роки тому +9

    Ahh yes the trashtaste

  • @zeewooie
    @zeewooie 4 роки тому +3

    I love the rewatchability of this video. It always gets recommended every once in a while and I always get ready to have a great time watching :)

  • @arken._.
    @arken._. 6 років тому +152

    Don't forget the greatest innovation in a water level. *FISH A.I.*

  • @CollinAbroadcast
    @CollinAbroadcast 6 років тому +376

    Now I got your Patrons name's stuck in my head

    • @jonijoestar8858
      @jonijoestar8858 6 років тому +12

      Ikr!
      I don't know if it's because of Sora and Ariel dancing in the background to the awesome beat, or just because of Jakey's musical talent. Maybe both

    • @funebure
      @funebure 6 років тому +1

      Is it an original beat or is it a cover or something? I can't get it out of my head, Love it

  • @HgihAsFcuk
    @HgihAsFcuk 4 роки тому +17

    5:07 what can make a water level feel less like a circumcision :'D

    • @HgihAsFcuk
      @HgihAsFcuk 4 роки тому +2

      @@smallredboy7297Hell yeah my name a Jeff

  • @jmar393
    @jmar393 5 років тому +1

    the nostalgia you unleashed in me when going over the sonic stages made me instafav, sub and like

  • @orabolas1291
    @orabolas1291 6 років тому +60

    I think you forgot the most menacing 2 words
    "Dinners ready"

  • @inactiveaccount2090
    @inactiveaccount2090 6 років тому +59

    Water levels exist to make the other levels look better

    • @feIon
      @feIon 6 років тому

      Dita 98 or to just make games more gimmicky

  • @laylover7621
    @laylover7621 4 роки тому +5

    "You hop on a bird to fly away from water, and give the water the bird"
    Genius.

  • @kalvalla2912
    @kalvalla2912 3 роки тому +2

    Lets praise Red Dead Redemption 1 for not even letting you go in water

  • @rafizalpancaputra8379
    @rafizalpancaputra8379 6 років тому +233

    yea i totally agree
    kill water

  • @DammitSinged
    @DammitSinged 6 років тому +108

    _You're making me a Water Level with how moist i am from your videos._

  • @jellypopcorn
    @jellypopcorn 3 роки тому

    *I've only recently found your videos. Theyre hilarious and I love the music you use for the background. Also any sound tbh, funny stuff haha*

  • @sherochafernando6346
    @sherochafernando6346 3 роки тому +2

    The water levels in Rayman Origins. The look and sound so gorgeous they melt your brain. And most importantly, the swimming is fast and responsive.

    • @brendanfox9727
      @brendanfox9727 3 роки тому

      Absolutely. Only time I've actually enjoyed water levels. And the music is maaaagical.

  • @lukesguywalker
    @lukesguywalker 6 років тому +223

    i'd say the only levels i hate more than water levels are snowy levels. they usually have some kind of christmasy music and... *shudders* sliding mechanics

    • @fv2977
      @fv2977 6 років тому +23

      Also, the sliding mechanic never applies to enemies, only the player.
      I do like snow levels with more of a John Carpenter The Thing vibe and no annoying sliding or really slow snow trudging. Also the Rayman Origins snow levels, those were pretty cool.

    • @dddmemaybe
      @dddmemaybe 5 років тому +4

      Sometimes I really like the sliding mechanics but the ultra high pitch "cold music" is almost guaranteed to be complete crap as well as a headache. If anything I just want to have snow-boots or ice-cleats that are de-activatable/activatable instantly with just one button, so I can slide when it's fun and stop when it's not.

    • @rac1equalsbestgame853
      @rac1equalsbestgame853 2 роки тому

      Ice physics can be executed fine but christmassy music has a dedicated place in hell.
      Thank God for Ratchet and Clank, even though it isn't completely guiltless of that

  • @FelixSR
    @FelixSR 6 років тому +466

    *Ahhh yea... I sure hope it does*

  • @daddiodizzle8990
    @daddiodizzle8990 5 років тому +6

    Wow. Like all traumatic things, i didn't remember the nes tmnt water level, until you showed it. And ugh...such a rush of negative emotions washed over me.
    But, uh, I think the syphon filter games for psp (!) were kinda fun. Lol, Bioshock.

  • @ririri88
    @ririri88 3 роки тому +1

    Glad you mentioned Conker. I avoided diving as much as possible because of his face slowly turning blue and eyes bulging
    The „ you are two seconds away from drowning „ music in sonic adventure always made me panic“

  • @Simte
    @Simte 6 років тому +288

    *Aquatic ambiance*

    • @brant7173
      @brant7173 6 років тому +3

      Eco zones by blank banshee

    • @guisouzadias
      @guisouzadias 6 років тому +2

      I absolutely love DKC water levels

  • @acappi16
    @acappi16 5 років тому +154

    I remember when this video was uploaded when I was on a round country road trip with my best friend in Seattle in a hostel in Chinatown. After driving all morning through Oregon, finally getting to shower and sit down before seeing Seattle, I watched this video, and I distinctly remember wanting to come home to binge every NakeyJakey video possible because I loved that video so much. Helped me forget about the stress of going place to place and also brought me back to home and comfort when visiting so many places. Jakey felt like a home away from home more so than my Dad calling me when I was in Boston saying something about beans before abruptly hanging up. Dog Bless

  • @mr.skeltal8687
    @mr.skeltal8687 2 роки тому +1

    "Menage a trois of assplay" still kills me every time I hear it

  • @GamingKick
    @GamingKick 6 років тому +370

    I wish Dark Souls had a water level

    • @tamjidhasan73
      @tamjidhasan73 6 років тому +43

      blighttown counts?

    • @dalhar20
      @dalhar20 6 років тому +13

      Tamjid Hasan i hope blight town drowns

    • @derringer1072
      @derringer1072 6 років тому +23

      No, all we get is a swamp level.... ARGHHHHHHHHHH

    • @EPENEX
      @EPENEX 6 років тому +17

      Dark Souls 2 has the Shrine of Amana which made me want to kill myself.

    • @Guts_Brando
      @Guts_Brando 6 років тому +23

      Gaming Kick
      Calm down satan

  • @lommut8300
    @lommut8300 6 років тому +52

    The Sonic breath timer makes me cry.

    • @RamJam3
      @RamJam3 6 років тому +8

      Lommut some say this theme plays when you go to the deep end of the pool.

  • @iamlza
    @iamlza 3 роки тому +5

    Came from Trash taste... yes

  • @Penispenis47
    @Penispenis47 4 роки тому +2

    0:57 hearing motorhead kick in made me so happy just then. Love you jakey

  • @24FramesOfNick
    @24FramesOfNick 6 років тому +606

    Moist boi

    • @cultural_kaden
      @cultural_kaden 6 років тому +5

      24 Frames Of Nick hey I know you

    • @ShadowLady1
      @ShadowLady1 6 років тому +2

      my nickga

    • @mememan3799
      @mememan3799 6 років тому

      I was the 24th like on a comment made by 24 Frames of Nick. I am special.

    • @tasnimakhtar5269
      @tasnimakhtar5269 6 років тому

      Ayy its you, i watch your videos

    • @-jangkenet-6000
      @-jangkenet-6000 6 років тому

      Why are you not verified

  • @infamouspilgrim213
    @infamouspilgrim213 6 років тому +34

    In the end, aren't we all water levels?

  • @snow86241
    @snow86241 3 роки тому +9

    wooooo trashtaste sent me XD

  • @chuggaavsme
    @chuggaavsme 4 роки тому +8

    Kingdom Hearts 1 be like: you thought the water level was ok?
    Cool here's a Ursula x2 :)
    And that order will come to the cost of: All your Ethers

  • @HeyNiso
    @HeyNiso 6 років тому +164

    You wanna know what game has a pretty rad water level? Super Mario Odyssey.
    Wanna know what else is pretty rad? Jakey's shoes.

    • @frozennipplestv5021
      @frozennipplestv5021 6 років тому +8

      It was my least favourite level in odyssey

    • @Seth_M-T
      @Seth_M-T 6 років тому

      Galaxy 2 as well!

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin 6 років тому +5

      Rayman origins and legends did it better.

    • @jimmymackinnon8474
      @jimmymackinnon8474 6 років тому

      If you like platformers with water levels that don’t suck then try out Dr. Muto.

    • @HeyNiso
      @HeyNiso 6 років тому

      CrazyDolphin
      Oh shoot! You're right!

  • @CherrygroveCity
    @CherrygroveCity 6 років тому +185

    initiate moisture

    • @troyk7100
      @troyk7100 6 років тому +6

      Dude you watch things I watch!

    • @shiethegal
      @shiethegal 6 років тому +4

      Wrong channel, right idea

  • @PoeticWhisper
    @PoeticWhisper 5 років тому +72

    You forgot the games that actually did it right though! Spyro the motherfuckin Dragon.

    • @gasternecross
      @gasternecross 4 роки тому

      who is spyro oh wait a dead dragon with alot of bad games so dragon bubsy

    • @peacewalker3344
      @peacewalker3344 4 роки тому +1

      ABZU did it better in my opinion

    • @gasternecross
      @gasternecross 4 роки тому +1

      @@peacewalker3344 its just pretty who cares superhot is a better indie game

    • @peacewalker3344
      @peacewalker3344 4 роки тому +2

      @@gasternecross wow, how old are you ? your reply was kinda........sad

    • @gasternecross
      @gasternecross 4 роки тому

      @@peacewalker3344 im not saying it thats confidential

  • @diegoperez232
    @diegoperez232 4 роки тому +1

    This is the content I subscribed for! You sir, never disappoint.

  • @A-pc7nf
    @A-pc7nf 6 років тому +106

    There is literally no amount of time long enough to describe how much I love these videos.

    • @ChrisPoindexter98
      @ChrisPoindexter98 6 років тому +1

      S R there never will be, he's just that amazing

    • @YungAngel23
      @YungAngel23 6 років тому

      Maybe while you’re playing a water level.

  • @GORNK
    @GORNK 6 років тому +260

    *G A N N O N D O R F*

    • @m31.
      @m31. 5 років тому

      Crink Cronk ah!

  • @I_LOVE_DOGSSS
    @I_LOVE_DOGSSS 9 місяців тому

    Hey man. Just finished this video for the umpteenth time. Love your shit, both video content and music.
    In the video, you said you were at 400k. Just for the record, at the time of comment you're at 1.9 million. Good job dude.

  • @MaskedDespair
    @MaskedDespair 4 роки тому

    Thank you for putting the water level music for donkey 64 and star fox 64 in the beginning of the video. I loved that I noticed it.

  • @LinkEX
    @LinkEX 6 років тому +21

    I do like the charm of the intentionally sloopy edits.
    I've grown increasingly fond of the way you integrated yourself with that badly bluescreened gymnastics ball.
    2:51 in particular made me chuckle.

  • @1Manhunt7
    @1Manhunt7 5 років тому +161

    2:07 that "everybody knows that" is everything

    • @Sleeepy.
      @Sleeepy. 4 роки тому +12

      "erbodynoesdat"

  • @tyemaddog
    @tyemaddog 4 роки тому

    Thanks for clearing up the purpose and how to play Mario by jumping and timing said jumps. I've been confused ever since it came out.

  • @Matt-gf4gd
    @Matt-gf4gd 3 роки тому

    Omg this just brought back sonic 2 water level nightmares I'd forgotten about completely.

  • @lentayotaysh
    @lentayotaysh 6 років тому +77

    How do you always float around in the void so effortlessly?

  • @tyler558806
    @tyler558806 2 роки тому

    4:38 The N64 Wave Race menu music really brought back some memories there.

  • @iz_pz8910
    @iz_pz8910 4 роки тому

    Love how you use The Boundless Ocean as background music at around 5:50 good detail

  • @Waynimations
    @Waynimations 6 років тому +129

    The whole video I couldn’t stop thinking of sonic

    • @IkeOkerekeNews
      @IkeOkerekeNews 5 років тому +2

      Waynimations
      First time Sonic got water levels right was in Sonic 3.

    • @IkeOkerekeNews
      @IkeOkerekeNews 5 років тому +1

      Izuku Midoriya
      Nope. Also, the only time My Hero Academia got villians right was never.

    • @IkeOkerekeNews
      @IkeOkerekeNews 5 років тому +3

      Izuku Midoriya
      Because I wanted to tigger you. And a opinion is subjective. Opinions are not, and cannot be factual.

    • @IkeOkerekeNews
      @IkeOkerekeNews 5 років тому +1

      Izuku Midoriya
      Like your bait "only Sonic 3 got water levels right?" Or that your subjective opinion is "technically correct."

    • @IkeOkerekeNews
      @IkeOkerekeNews 5 років тому +1

      Izuku Midoriya
      If it wasn't your original intent, then why didn't you give reasons for your argument?

  • @Kokonutzlz
    @Kokonutzlz 6 років тому +9

    3:12 I'm sure Drew is really proud of his creation now that it was used in this way

  • @dannyrho6588
    @dannyrho6588 4 роки тому +1

    I just realised I voluntarily watched a grown man bobbing up and down on gym ball singing made up song in his room.

  • @RETYQ
    @RETYQ Рік тому

    God damn dude I remeber everyone and everything on this channels so far what a growth amazing

  • @AriffAmat
    @AriffAmat 6 років тому +18

    Escort and timed missions are definitely up there with water levels

    • @GoodStarfish
      @GoodStarfish 6 років тому

      Ariff Amat Watching someone play resident evil 3 protecc helpless gamer girl edition. Go home Ashley. Why do you want to be here and what makes me responsible for y.... GAME OVER...

    • @ThePokestopPapi
      @ThePokestopPapi 6 років тому

      So are FPS stealth levels *slits wrists*

    • @Malus1531
      @Malus1531 6 років тому +1

      My Xbox 360 came with a Transformers game. I have still not played it once because I know all the levels are timed.

    • @ThePokestopPapi
      @ThePokestopPapi 6 років тому +1

      Malus LMFAO. You sir, are an inspiration.

  • @sovashchetty4838
    @sovashchetty4838 6 років тому +21

    My favourite NakeyJakey quote: "If I'm crazy. Hahaha haha"

  • @critter2723
    @critter2723 5 років тому +1

    I was waiting the whole video for Echo the dolphin! Thank you.

  • @Jdwzl
    @Jdwzl Рік тому +1

    Ultrakill has amazing water levels, the floaty controls work very well and it feels even faster imo

  • @thatguybwarch
    @thatguybwarch 6 років тому +7

    Rayman Origins deserved a mention for making water levels really, really cool. Also the best water level music ever, love that game.
    For Sonic 2 and Sonic Mania btw, water serves as a soft punishment for not being good or fast enough. In general levels are designed that if you take the higher path you're a badass, if you fall in the water ever during a good Sonic game you just plain screwed up. Most of the time it can be avoided entirely or sped through at proper speed (Hydrocity does have unavoidable water, but is a good level so hey) It's one of many tools to reward good gameplay on the player's part, along with gaining speed being a thing you can only do the better you get at the game.

    • @elcinemanum13
      @elcinemanum13 6 років тому

      Bwarch Rayman legends is even better