P.S. I hope you take my requests. Please, is it ok if you do more Super Seducer, review a Steven Seagul movie, and I want to see more skills from Shit Hands in NBA 2K15.
If you want to get even more technical, by the time your brain processes the signals coming from your eyes, everything you see is in the past, including event-Kevin
@@MrDUneven But I'm the future of me before the past you sent the message and I was somewhere else. And past me made decided to watch this video and then scroll down the video and see the previous comment and then I decided to go on this tangent and here we are when past me decided to say all of this and I'm still past me
Technically, the bourgeois are the middle class, but the word became associated with the upper class after the Renaissance and the French Revolution, in which the upper-middle class joined the nobles, as they still had enough money, unlike the lower-middle class. Little history lesson for ya there ;)
@David Lydon Yes all the nobles the peasantry in the city could get their hands on got killed in various ways in the French Revolution. Or some shit like that.
@@Graknorke Yes like I said, but most of the middle class didn't have an army like the nobles to protect them, so they sided with the peasants to avoid being beheaded
When a doctor listens to Kevin's heart with a stethoscope instead of beats it sounds like "Kill him...Kill him...Kill him...", then Kevin's like "Doctor is everything ok?" Doctor: Um....I quit.
"You could just kill him; but i want him to suffer, bigot" is probs my single favourite line Kevin has ever said. Its just fantastic, and feels so right
Really love your content, Kevin. Funny, easy going, relaxing and the editing keeps my eyes focused (I get distracted easily). You are always a UA-camr I can rely on for that good content I need to chill out after work. Thank you so much for all you do 💕
Hey Misses. No one is guilty on my watch. Background Music,"La,la,la,laaa" What is your accused crime ? "Missing weapons" And your excuse? They werent mine. INNOCENT
Every time i click on a video for kevin now it cuts out the first part and says "my name is kevin". "Wait a minute am i not his friend? Kevin???? KEVIN!?" Rewinds video and he says hey there friends "wew crisis averted"
dead insiide lol he’s was pronouncing Cillian Murphy’s name wrong on purpose, he’s a famous actor and played the scarecrow in one of the newer Batman’s
AndreaZvoníčková Damn ure right tf, I just watched an interview where he pronounced it. I’ve watch so much of him and have been pronouncing his name wrong this whole time
This is the biggest example of Kevin not looking at tutorials or reading the instructions. You gotta keep the bars at the bottom left from draining all the way
“I’m feeling really nice today, I haven’t killed a single person”
*Five bodies just lying on the floor*
Technically he _didn't_ kill anyone, the guards did
He’s right though. He didn’t kill a single person...
He killed multiple.
Hey, HE didn't kill them the police did
@@romanminaster5180
Lols, was gonna say "That? Oh, the Bailiff did THAT..."
na na na, na na na na na
Kevin: "She's making direct eye contact, she's brave."
*executes her immediately*
She died the bravest
Just like Genghis Khan when running into stationary societies
Can't have anyone who's actually willing to fight back
@@thec0nductor537 lol...! ... Yes! ...
He said brave, not clever.
Citizen: *Exists*
Kevin: I’m in the mood to execute......
P.S. I hope you take my requests. Please, is it ok if you do more Super Seducer, review a Steven Seagul movie, and I want to see more skills from Shit Hands in NBA 2K15.
Tunnel Snakes Rule!
Best judge in the world
Execution's fun
I think you should try one.
(Look up the song)
@@steelbear2063 i dont think i will
Nice jacket
No u
7 likes wow
Nogla commented and only has 7 likes?
@minecraft sucks *COUGH COUGH* it's PUNCAKE *COUGH COUGH*
Well that jacket makes Kevin look cute but not as cute as deku
Kevin would be a terrific judge because he is equally cruel to everyone
Nah, he’s crueler to some. Like his dog. Or the plant monster who murdered him.
Danny Stirling unless they said “Praise Jim”
Super Spicy and have provided blood sacrifice to his vampire incarceration.
unless YOUR a Tunnel Snake
Terrific can also mean terrifying.
Kevin: wears a leather jacket
Everyone: likes that
Any Lima it’s cool with a bad boy feel
Any Lima TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!
I met him in that leather jacket. He was very sexy
@@netherhobbit i think tunnel snakes are guys from fallout lmao (havent played the game so i dont know if this is a joke)
CyberGeek yep fallout 3
“Justice is supposed to be blind, so the Judge doesn’t know who is going to suffer.”
That's actually kinda deep when you think about it.
Let’s spin the wheel to see how long you go to jail for murder for!
Yeah it truly is.
YOUR USERNAME I CANT
May the Don bless this judge
As a tunnel snake, I demand matching jackets with Jim’s face on it
Tunnel snakes rule :D
I'd wear that we need to force kevin to have it as new merch
Yes please.
Just the Pickens family tree over the front and arms with Jim's face on the back.
Perfection
You know the game is good when the menu screen got blood, Stalin and a crossed out family picture
It’s perfect for Kevin, the communist/murderer/family man
Hey Hi Hello Finn O
And a gun... A shortened Makarov Pistol?
@@thatoneconcreteworker9202 I think it isn't shortened
@@cigan900 okay maybe it isn't yeah you're right.
“Who needs coffee when you’ve got gunshots” - CallMeKevin, 2020
Add Astra Am American, with a personal love for firearms. Can confirm Kevin’s quote as true.
saying u sent them to jail is tame compared to where their really going.
Some one has read their Solzhenitsyn.
Hmm yes, school
Elizabeth nooooooooooo
SIBERIA TIME!
The courier but has yes mans face as profile pic (i just started playing NV again and im doing the independant ending)
"I can give you names!"
"I already have a name , thank you - i dont need another one" *executes*
Technically if you've never seen Kevin at an event we're always watching past Kevin
*Big brain!*
NO! HE'S AN IDIOT
If you want to get even more technical, by the time your brain processes the signals coming from your eyes, everything you see is in the past, including event-Kevin
It's only the Past-Me who has seen Past-Kevin, I don't even know these people.
@@MrDUneven But I'm the future of me before the past you sent the message and I was somewhere else. And past me made decided to watch this video and then scroll down the video and see the previous comment and then I decided to go on this tangent and here we are when past me decided to say all of this and I'm still past me
*Kevin picks up the gavel*
Also Kevin: so anyway, I started slamming.
COME ON AND SLAM, AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!
Sorry, the moment was there.
Amazing meme reference, but I can’t just say that, I’ll add something more...
*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*
Your profile name fits perfectly with this commet
kevin: "we're playing blind justice!"
*menu music starts*
kevin: "we're playing deaf justice!"
more like death justice heh heh
Random Person 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙂
Random Person SHIT THE FUCK UP
@@fatmarley6750 How do you shit up do you like push in?
@@K-7Maylis you just shit and then pull it back in
I love how Kevin disregards everyone else's needs for his own sadistic satisfaction.
"You just got me demonetized! Kill him!" yep, this is definitely a Call Me Kevin video
Everyone's doing that awkward walk cz they pissed their pants after knowing that kevin is the judge
"All rise for Judge Kevin."
*both lawyers sweat profusely*
this is why he has Grognak the Destroyer, Attorney at Law MD
@@still_your_zelda grognak is not an attorney
Kevin: I’m going to be nice.
Poor Random Person: Oh Phew...
Kevin: Execute him.
Random Guy: WAIT N-
“Gunshot”
not funny
very funny
Wait, people liked my post, I thought I too dumb (EDIT) I guess I am dumb because I didn’t put a “Was” near the end of the sentence I wrote.
slightly not funny
Slightly very funny
French speaker here, the word "Bourgeois" is similar to "Wealthy", so congrats Kevin!
Technically, the bourgeois are the middle class, but the word became associated with the upper class after the Renaissance and the French Revolution, in which the upper-middle class joined the nobles, as they still had enough money, unlike the lower-middle class.
Little history lesson for ya there ;)
@David Lydon Yes all the nobles the peasantry in the city could get their hands on got killed in various ways in the French Revolution. Or some shit like that.
@@NickSmith-fe7lp
They were the middle class under monarchy (inbetween labourers and aristocrats), upper class now.
@@Graknorke Yes like I said, but most of the middle class didn't have an army like the nobles to protect them, so they sided with the peasants to avoid being beheaded
Zabullionaire Doesn’t it basically mean business owners and upper-middle class?
Alternate title: Call Me Kevin Manages to Play 3/4s of the way through a game without noticing the absolutely crucial approval bar 😂😂
“Hey there friends my name is Kevin” = instant happiness
12:03 is an elevated tier dad joke
"Why did you have to be a good person, why couldn't you be a dick?!"
Kevin has finally learned morals, and us struggling with this new information.
Kevin’s two moods:
I’m in the mood to execute
or
I’m in the mood to SING
Woman: Please sir im inno-
Kevin: You have chosen DEATH!
Me: sees notification of this video
Kevin: *plays game about life and death and he is the judge*
Also me: oh no
"I already have a name, thank you"
This is the peak comedy I subscribed for. 10/10
“Who needs coffe when you got gunshots?”
-Kevin 2020
Aww, he's wearing his big bad boy jacket! *swoons*
Ikr?! 😅🔥🔥🏍️
It makes him look cool with a bad boy feel about him
McKillaboy gay
@@VeryDAWD no u
@@TheDiamondudez at what video did he said that again?
When a doctor listens to Kevin's heart with a stethoscope instead of beats it sounds like "Kill him...Kill him...Kill him...", then Kevin's like "Doctor is everything ok?"
Doctor: Um....I quit.
Justice is blind because you put out her eyes
And killed death
All hail the dear leader!
You don't deserve first name
ALL HAIL JIM PICKENS
Very Nice
Kevin and Graystillplays is a scary combo
But still the most ambitious crossover ever.
Gonna watch Gray's Blind Justice video...again.
Imagine them teaming up for a Sims video.
@@charondusk5608 Florida Man and Jim Pickens?!?!?!
That's a recipe for disaster...just the thing Kevin and Gray specialize in
Honestly, gray used to be so good, but he spiraled into bad, repetitive content
I absolutely lost my shit laughing in the beginning when that old lady told him about the Tex break 😂 Kevin looked so offended by her stupidity
the only blind thing here is me after directly watching Kevin's skin for too long
2:28
You're making a Cillian with this Judge position, Kevin.
"KILL HIM, KILL HIM, KILL HIM, KILL HIM"
-Kevins heart, 2020
“I’m in the mood to execute!” - Kevin when playing Sims 4
-kevin playing any game ever
9:46
When your dad finally comes home on your birthday
"The hills are alive with the sound of American propaganda."
"You could just kill him; but i want him to suffer, bigot" is probs my single favourite line Kevin has ever said. Its just fantastic, and feels so right
Kevin: (reads bourgeois) I don’t know what this means
Grognak: Am I a joke to you?
LITERALLY 10 seconds in the game and he already killed someone. This man is amazing
Your honesty one of my favourite UA-camrs you always make me laugh and smile keep up the good work
innocent civilian:
kevin: ‘i’m feeling abit vulnerable so i’d rather just kill you if that’s okay’
Not even two minutes in and Kevin already murdered someone
God help the people sentenced to Kevin's court
Did anyone else repeatedly rewind his reaction when he got caught taking a bribe and then got assassinated? He actually shit himself a bit 😂
Time stamp?
I’m so glad I’m not the only one that pretends to text when walking so that you don’t look awkward.
kevin in a leather jacket has me thanking our dear leader for blessing us with the thicc tan irish catholic snacc
It makes him look cool with a bad boy feel about him
Use enough c's there??
🇿🇦
@@karentookthekids1032 it's never enough c's
That was the most genuine laugh from Kevin I've ever heard.
Kevin already killed someone within 44 seconds in the video.
10/10 UA-camr.
"off to jail you go"
kevin...thats not jail...thats a labor camp.thats execution but they work for it as a slave
You’re rocking up to the court and see Kevin as your judge. Life quickly flashes before your eyes
That jacket really emphasizes how cool you are with a bad boy vibe about you
Imagining going to court and the judge is like "i don't care what you have to say. You're going to prison." Xd
Last time I was this early it was more like bore ragnarok
It's always Bore Ragnarok
It’s never not bore ragnarok
@@jackbudi its always bore ragnarok
He's gonna give me an offer I can't refuse.... I died xD
I love how this game basically gives no benefit to making money but Kevin is determined to do it anyway
YES I FINALLY JOINED THE TUNNEL SNAKES
Kevin saying 'caught' is really oddly satisfying. You can hear where the irish accent influence the now eastern US accents
Citizen: "I-"
Kevin: "GUILTY.!!"
11:56
Classic Kevin- Classic
8:26 Wait, a "forthcoming nobleman" in Soviet Russia? After the Tzar and the nobility had been murdered during the revolution? Whu...?
why do i spend my evenings waiting for you to upload
Ah, it's just Kevin doing his day-job.
Past Kevin: i'm the judge, jury and executor.
Future Kevin:
The idea of a judge immediately executing a prisoner because the music in this own head was scary is wild
Citizen : walks down the isle staring at him
Kevin : so you have chosen death
Really love your content, Kevin. Funny, easy going, relaxing and the editing keeps my eyes focused (I get distracted easily). You are always a UA-camr I can rely on for that good content I need to chill out after work. Thank you so much for all you do 💕
Kevin you are the best youtuber ever and your comedy makes me laugh all the time can't wait till you earn your youtube button
Please do more this was really entertaining
Hey Misses. No one is guilty on my watch.
Background Music,"La,la,la,laaa"
What is your accused crime ?
"Missing weapons"
And your excuse?
They werent mine.
INNOCENT
Blind Justice but it's our real life Justice System.
Kevin over here lookin like a og
Love the jacket btw u look great
It makes him look cool with a bad boy feel about him
Kevin:let's not judge book by it's cover
Also kevin : *IF THERE IS NO BOOK, THERE IS NO COVER TO JUDGE.*
11:14
That’s what our dear leader Jim Pickens would say 😂
Justice may be blind, but even it can admire how cute Kevin is in that jacket
Edit: 1:59 for adorable fang-smiled Kev
2:19 and that was Killian Experience
"who needs coffee when you got gunshots?"
Ahh yes reminds me of my country lmao
Ohhhh sexy leather jacket Kevin😍we've been blessed today
6:21 lmao not the oOoH naughtynnaughty faceeee---
Imagine having to go to court, and you walk into the court room to find out that Kevin is the judge
Every time i click on a video for kevin now it cuts out the first part and says "my name is kevin".
"Wait a minute am i not his friend? Kevin???? KEVIN!?"
Rewinds video and he says hey there friends
"wew crisis averted"
You know the game is good when there is a picture of Stalin in the menu
its like the sequel to papers please, i love it
Tunnel Snakes RULE!!!
Wait wait wait imma get my leather jacket and leather boots i wanna feel part of the snakes gang
2:24 Killian, I'm *Killin' ya*
The fact he didn’t even need the bribes to murder everyone and was getting payed by coincidence is just the most classic Kevin scenario ever
“Killian” Murphy
And that's the kilian experience!
But who's Ian Muprhy?
dead insiide lol he’s was pronouncing Cillian Murphy’s name wrong on purpose, he’s a famous actor and played the scarecrow in one of the newer Batman’s
AndreaZvoníčková Damn ure right tf, I just watched an interview where he pronounced it. I’ve watch so much of him and have been pronouncing his name wrong this whole time
@@VicTor-wg3im ooooooooooo
”This puts me in a good mood... I’m in the mood to execute” maniacal laughter
Been waiting all day, but is jim able to come out and play
That depends, on who he wants to flay.
I don't hate you, Kevin!
*We* hate you **Soviet March starts playing**
Loving the coat! It really suits him XD
Honestly, kevin taking till 11:39 to figure out that those bars were important is the most Kevin thing possible
“It’s the most innocent looking woman ever... look, don’t judge a book buy it’s cover, that would be wrong of me...” BOOM! 😂😂😂
This is the biggest example of Kevin not looking at tutorials or reading the instructions.
You gotta keep the bars at the bottom left from draining all the way
Day 280 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday.
Happy birthday, Kevin.
Happy birthday Nikkiesona
Happy birthday JackBudi
80: how old my grandpa is.
Nikkiesona, never stop; it's your destiny now to wish Kevin happy birthday every day for eternity. ;} Happy birthday to everybody.
@@lavenderlilac8920 That sounds like a lovely destiny, but I was planning to stop after day 365.
To be fair Kevin is still more fair then certain judges at the time.